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HI. WHAT'S
FOR DINNER?
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SOUP.
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THAT'S IT?
JUST SOUP?
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YUP.
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'CAUSE USUALLY, IT'S LIKE SOUP AND-
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OK, DO YOU REALLY WANT A SALAD?
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I'M JUST SAYING, SOMETHING'S
GOTTA LURE ME IN HERE, I MEAN-
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WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, THE HOT
WATER OR THE MUSHY VEGETABLES?
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DOUG, COME ON, I WORKED
REALLY HARD ON THIS,
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I CHOPPED, I DICED,
I EVEN WORE AN APRON,
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PLEASE TRY IT.
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FINE.
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SO?
MM-HM.
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IT'S PRETTY
GOOD.
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JUST NEEDS SOMETHING. WHAT?
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A SLAB OF RIBS. I'M
CALLING SMOKEY JOE'S.
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HONEY, DID YOU SEE MY BLUE CAMISOLE?
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I THINK I'D BE MORE OF A HELP
IF I KNEW WHAT A CAMISOLE WAS.
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IT'S LIKE A TANK TOP, ONLY... NICER.
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ANYWAY I TOOK IT OUT LAST
NIGHT AND NOW IT'S GONE.
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DIDN'T JUST GET UP
AND WALK AWAY.
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I'M SORRY, DO YOU THINK I'M WEARING
IT UNDER HERE AND NOT TELLING YOU?
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COME ON! I WANNA
LOOK NICE TODAY.
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I'M MEETING THAT GIRL
THAT I'M MENTORING.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU KNOW THE THING THAT
MY COMPANY SPONSORS,
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WHERE YOU CAN VOLUNTEER
TO HELP A TROUBLED TEEN?
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT.
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DID NOT.
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YES YOU DID.
YOU SAID,
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"WHY WOULD I WANT TO SPEND MY
TIME WITH SOME PIMPLE-FACED REJECT
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WHO'S PROBABLY GONNA END
UP ROBBING A LIQUOR STORE?"
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DOUG, THE POINT IS
THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
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AND I CAN REALLY RELATE
TO THESE GIRLS, YOU KNOW?
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WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I
DID SOME MESSED-UP STUFF.
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AFTER MY MOM
DIED I...
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STARTED FLUNKING OUT
OF CLASSES, SHOPLIFTING-
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NOT TO MENTION
PROMISCUOUS AS HELL.
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WO-WHOAH, WHERE
YOU GOING? HEY,
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED UP THERE.
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I'M RETURNING
CARRIE'S CAMISOLE.
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS, I SKIPPED
BREAKFAST, I'M STARVING,
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SO YOU KNOW THE RULE.
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YUP. ANYTHING WE'RE NOT
CHEWING, COULD BE YOURS.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT. WHAT'S UP?
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OVER THERE, A BUNCH OF
GUYS FROM PRIORITY PLUS.
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MAN, I HATE
THOSE GUYS.
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"WE OFFER QUALITY SERVICE
AT AFFORDABLE PRICES."
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HOW GAY
IS THAT?
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YEAH, AND THEY'RE SITTING AT OUR TABLE,
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YOU KNOW. COME ON. LEMME
- LEMME HANDLE THIS, OK?
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GENTLEMEN.
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I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS
AREN'T FROM AROUND HERE, AND
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YOU PROBABLY
DIDN'T KNOW BUT
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THIS HERE, IT'S
AN I.P.S. TABLE.
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HAS BEEN SINCE 2002.
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WE KNEW THAT.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
WE SAT HERE?
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HEY, HOW'S THAT 428
DI-CAD WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
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STILL FREEZING UP
BY THE AIRPORT?
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THAT'S IT! EASY, EASY!
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HE'S NOT
WORTH IT.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT GUYS?
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I DON'T LIKE THE SMELL IN HERE.
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LET'S BOUNCE.
YEAH,
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WE'RE BOUNCIN'.
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OH, BY THE WAY, TRY TO ENJOY YOUR
ICED TEA WITHOUT SWEET AND LOW.
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CAN I TAKE
YOUR ORDER?
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YES, CAN I GET A,
UH, NUMBER 3, UH-
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A BACON CHEESEBURGER
AND A LARGE FRY?
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YUP. PLEASE PULL FORWARD.
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UH-
HOW'S THAT?
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YEAH, OK.
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YEAH, AND A CHICKEN SANDWICH
AND A CHOCOLATE SHAKE,
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FOR MY FRIEND.
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PLEASE PULL FORWARD. YOU GOT IT.
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CAN I UH, GET
SOME EXTRA KETCHUP?
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ANYWAY, I KNOW BEING 16 IS REALLY HARD,
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IT'S REALLY,
REALLY HARD.
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I MEAN, I WAS 16
WHEN MY MOM DIED.
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MY MOM'S NOT DEAD,
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SHE JUST SLEEPS WITH EVERY
DUDE WHO OWNS A GUITAR.
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MM-HM,
MM-HM.
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THAT CAN BE
ROUGH TOO.
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SO YOU LIKE
FRIES, HUH?
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I GUESS. COOL. COOL.
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ME TOO.
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CALL ME CRAZY,
I LIKE FRIES.
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SO ANYTHING YOU, UH,
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?
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BOY TROUBLE,
GIRL TROUBLE?
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ANYTHING YOU WANNA
RAP ABOUT, JUST SHOOT.
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SO HOW MUCH MORE MENTORING
DO YOU HAVE PLANNED?
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'CAUSE I'M SUPPOSED
TO GO GET A TATTOO.
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THAT'S ABOUT IT, LET ME
GET THE CHECK, EXCUSE ME-
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OH, BE JUST
A MINUTE HON.
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SO IF IT WERE ME,
I'D DUMP HIM.
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OKEYDOKE.
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LET'S JUST TAKE OFF.
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GINA, DEAR, WE CAN'T JUST TAKE OFF, OK?
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AS YOUR MENTOR, I SHOULD
TELL YOU, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
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TO OBEY THE LAW.
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THE WAITRESS
IS A JERK,
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THE FOOD
SUCKED-
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SO...
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LET'S JUST GO.
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MISS?
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IF I CAN-
JUST A SEC.
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I MEAN SERIOUSLY, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
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WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS A MILLION TIMES.
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OH MY GOD,
OH MY GOD!
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WHAT?
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YOU ACTUALLY
DID IT?
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ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW
WHAT? THIS ISN'T RIGHT,
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LET'S GO BACK IN
AND PAY THE- NAH-UH.
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QUICK, BEHIND
THE DUMPSTER.
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HELLO?
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OH, UM-
HI, MR. DUGAN.
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IT'S MY BOSS.
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UH, THE MENTORING IS GOING FINE.
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ACTUALLY I JUST WISH I HAD A
LITTLE BIT MORE TIME WITH HER.
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THIS IS ONE
TROUBLED TEEN.
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REALLY?
OK, GREAT. WELL-
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THEN I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW. THANKS. BYE-BYE.
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WELL I HAVE
THE DAY OFF.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT
GOING ON?
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I'M SUPPOSED TO
GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
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OH, REALLY? SCHOOL?
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"I LIKE TO LEARN."
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COME ON, LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES.
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I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY.
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YOU DON'T NEED ANY MONEY,
YOU JUST FLIRT WITH THE USHER
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WHILE I SNEAK IN BACK AND
OPEN UP THE FIRE EXIT FOR YOU.
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AH!
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HONEY, I AM GOING TO
TEACH YOU SOME THINGS-
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NOTHING I CAN
DO ABOUT IT!
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YOU KNOW THEY MAKE SALAD IN A CUP NOW?
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DO ME A FAVOR, KEEP
IT MOVIN', ALL RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW I THINK WITH MY
WINCH AND SOME FRENCH FRY OIL,
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I COULD PROBABLY
GET YOU OUTTA THERE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M FINE.
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SERIOUSLY, LEMME
PULL YOUR TRUCK OUT.
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I'D RATHER STAY HERE
THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN
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HAVE SOME PRIORITY PLUS
CLOWN GET ME OUT OF HERE, OK?
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SO GET OUT
OF HERE!
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GREAT, FINE-
YEAH-
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I'LL LET YOU GET STARTED WITH THAT. OK.
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OH GOD! HEY!
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COME BACK!
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HEY, THANKS
A LOT FOR, UH,
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TOWING MY TRUCK
TO THE BODY SHOP.
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YA KNOW, IF MY SUPERVISOR
EVER FOUND OUT, I MEAN-
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IT'D JUST-
I MEAN- HEH.
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YOU KNOW.
YEAH, YEAH.
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I BET YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE A
GOOD LAUGH ABOUT THIS ONE, HUH?
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"HEY, CHUBBY I.P.S. GUY
GETS STUCK IN HIS OWN DOOR."
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MAN, I'M NOT GONNA
TELL ANYBODY,
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I'M THE LAST GUY TO
CALL ANYBODY FAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
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GROWING UP, I WAS A PRETTY BIG BOY.
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REALLY?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT MY
NICKNAME WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH?
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"BOY GORGE."
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SEE? I'D KILL FOR
A NICKNAME LIKE THAT,
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
USED TO CALL ME?
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"THE FAT KID."
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NOT A VERY CLEVER
JUNIOR HIGH, WAS IT?
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YEAH, ME, GLASSES
AND PEES-HIMSELF
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SPENT A LOT OF
LONELY LUNCHES TOGETHER.
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I CAN TOP THAT, HERE'S
ME IN THE 7th GRADE.
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250 LBS., WEARING
PARACHUTE PANTS
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AND A TRIPLE XL
NEIL DIAMOND JACKET.
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YOU-
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YOU LIKE...
NEIL DIAMOND?
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YEAH, SO?
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I LOVE HIM,
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I WAS ON THE PHONE ALL MORNING TRYING
TO GET TICKETS TO HIS CONCERT NEXT WEEK.
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SOLD OUT!
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I HAPPEN TO HAVE
2 TICKETS, AND, UH,
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I FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS TO WORK.
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OH YEAH? I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW.
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00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:05,969
YEAH BUT-
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WE COULDN'T, YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE, I MEAN I'M-
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AND YOU'RE A-
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YOU- YOU KNOW-
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WHERE ARE THE SEATS?
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ROW C.
I'M IN.
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GOOD.
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00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,888
HEY, HERE COMES
ONE OF YOUR TRUCKS.
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OH MY GOD,
THAT'S DEACON!
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00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:26,190
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:28,492
HE CAN'T SEE US TOGETHER,
IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
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00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,095
WELL, THIS DOESN'T
LOOK GREAT.
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HEY.
HEY.
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YOU'RE HOME LATE.
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OH, WELL, SO I'M A LITTLE
LATE, WHAT, IS IT A CRIME? HEH.
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NO. I GOTTA TELL YA, I HAD A GREAT
TIME MENTORING THAT GIRL TODAY.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MEET
SOMEBODY AND YOU JUST CLICK?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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ANYWAY, DEACON CALLED.
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HE DID?
WHAT DID HE WANT?
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HE SAID HE NEEDED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:02,843
DID HE SAY HE NEEDED TO TALK TO
ME OR HE WANTED TO TALK TO ME?
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00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:04,562
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?
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00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,813
CARRIE, IT'S
A BIG DIFFERENCE, OK?
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WAS HE ANGRY,
WAS HE SAD?
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DID HE SOUND LIKE A MAN
WHO HAD BEEN BETRAYED?
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OK, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
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CARRIE.
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I MET
SOMEONE.
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AND SHOULDN'T I BE MORE
UPSET ABOUT THAT THAN DEACON?
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HE'S A PRIORITY
PLUS DRIVER
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AND HE GAVE ME A LIFT HOME AND, I DUNNO,
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ONE THING LED
TO ANOTHER, AND
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I'M GONNA PROBABLY GO SEE A NEIL
DIAMOND CONCERT WITH HIM NEXT WEEK.
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SO GO, I DON'T
SEE THE PROBLEM.
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YOU DON'T SEE
THE PROBLEM? OK.
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WE'RE TWO DRIVERS FROM
RIVAL DELIVERY COMPANIES
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AND YOU DON'T SEE
THE PROBLEM? BOY.
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I'D LOVE TO LIVE IN YOUR
CANDY-COATED WORLD, LADY.
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DOUG, I CAN'T SEE WHY
YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS.
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I MEAN, YOU LIKE THE GUY.
YOU BOTH DO THE SAME THING.
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OH, THEN WHY AREN'T YOU HANGING OUT
WITH SOMEBODY WHO WORKS AT A RIVAL...
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00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:02,219
OFFICE PLACE
COMPANY, HUH?
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I
DO FOR A LIVING DO YOU?
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00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:08,408
THIS ISN'T
ABOUT YOU!
229
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:14,815
OH MY GOD, YOU ARE GONNA LOOK
SO PRETTY IN THAT TOP WE BOUGHT.
230
00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:17,084
I KNOW, AND I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT WAS 50% OFF.
231
00:12:17,151 --> 00:12:19,287
WELL, IT WASN'T
UNTIL MAMA TOOK
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00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:21,489
THE PRICE TAG OFF THAT
RAIN COAT. HEH HEH HEH.
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00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:25,209
GOOD WORK, HUH?
HAH!
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00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,478
ANYWAY YOU'RE TOTALLY WEARING
THAT TOMORROW WHEN WE GO CLUBBING.
235
00:12:27,545 --> 00:12:30,314
CARRIE, I CAN'T GO
CLUBBING, I'M ONLY 16.
236
00:12:30,381 --> 00:12:33,251
YOU'RE RIGHT, GINA CAN'T
GO CLUBBING, BUT UH,
237
00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:36,386
"BETH WYCOWSKI" CAN!
238
00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:38,121
YOU GOT ME
A FAKE I.D.?
239
00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:39,590
THAT'S WHAT MENTORS
DO. THERE YOU GO.
240
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,726
AW, THANKS.
241
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:45,930
OK. ALL RIGHT, I'LL
TALK TO YOU LATER. OK.
242
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,701
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT
A FAKE I.D.?
243
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,670
NOTHING.
244
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,471
SOUNDED LIKE
SOMETHING TO ME.
245
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:56,140
LOOK, IT'S
MY BUSINESS OK?
246
00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:58,308
I DON'T THINK I LIKE
YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUNG LADY!
247
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:00,494
I DON'T THINK
I CARE.
248
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,080
OH, I SEE WE'VE
STARTED SMOKING.
249
00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:04,715
HOW VERY
SOPHISTICATED.
250
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,951
LOOK, I'M HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND,
ALL RIGHT? GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY.
251
00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,119
I WILL NOT.
252
00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:10,554
YOU'RE PAINTED UP LIKE A WHORE
253
00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:13,023
AND YOU'RE SMOKING LIKE A CHIMNEY.
254
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,792
THE WHORE PART
I'M USED TO,
255
00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:17,328
BUT THE CIGARETTES WILL KILL YA.
256
00:13:19,247 --> 00:13:21,381
LOOK, I'M JUST HAVING
SOME FUN, ALL RIGHT?
257
00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:23,267
BEING A MENTOR ISN'T ABOUT HAVING FUN.
258
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,502
IT'S ABOUT BEING
A PROPER EXAMPLE.
259
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,054
LIKE YOU KNOW A LOT
ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?
260
00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:28,906
GO TO YOUR ROOM! NO.
261
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,376
YOU'VE JUST LOST YOUR
ALLOWANCE, YOUNG LADY!
262
00:13:32,443 --> 00:13:34,177
OK, I GIVE YOU
AN ALLOWANCE.
263
00:13:34,245 --> 00:13:37,731
YES. ACTUALLY, I'M GOING
TO NEED AN ADVANCE ON THAT.
264
00:13:51,245 --> 00:13:53,614
ANYWAY, WE'LL MEET
AT COOPER'S AT 7:00
265
00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:55,583
AND WE'LL GO TO
THE CONCERT FROM THERE.
266
00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:56,984
OK, OH, AND BY THE WAY,
267
00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,886
YOU LEFT YOUR
SWEATER IN MY CAR.
268
00:13:58,954 --> 00:14:01,121
NOT THE V-NECK
THE OTHER ONE.
269
00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:04,758
OK, I GOT HEAT,
I GOTTA GO.
270
00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:06,326
HEY, GUYS.
271
00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:09,597
HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON
IN, UH, DEACONVILLE?
272
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:12,299
ME AND DANNY GOTTA DO
ANOTHER HALF SHIFT TONIGHT.
273
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:13,083
YEAH, HOW COME?
274
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,969
AW, O'BOYLE'S LIKE A DOG WITH A BONE
275
00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:17,138
ABOUT KEEPING UP
WITH PRIORITY PLUS.
276
00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:19,073
THOSE GUYS RUN A PRETTY TIGHT OPERATION,
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00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:21,374
MAYBE WE COULD, UH, YOU KNOW,
LEARN SOMETHING FROM THEM.
278
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:24,595
CAN'T LEARN ANYTHING FROM THOSE GUYS,
THEY'RE A BUNCH OF ARROGANT JERKS.
279
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,931
"JERKS" IS A
PRETTY UGLY WORD.
280
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:31,619
OK, HOW'S "ASS-WIPE"
WORK FOR YA?
281
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:35,606
HUH. GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO DOESN'T THINK HATE IS FUNNY.
282
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,242
WHAT'S WITH YOU? NOTHING.
283
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:42,646
I LIKE A
PRIORITY PLUS GUY!
284
00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:46,583
LOOK, YOU HEARD ME OK?
285
00:14:46,651 --> 00:14:48,202
I LIKE ONE OF THEIR
GUYS, YOU KNOW,
286
00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:50,204
AND I DON'T CARE
WHO KNOWS IT.
287
00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:55,042
I- I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING.
288
00:14:55,109 --> 00:14:56,577
LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR
IT TO HAPPEN, ALL RIGHT?
289
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,844
I MEAN, THE GUY,
290
00:14:57,912 --> 00:14:59,380
HE TOWED MY TRUCK
OUT OF A DRIVE-THRU,
291
00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:01,482
SOMETHING YOU GUYS
WOULD NEVER DO FOR ME.
292
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:05,753
I TOWED YOU OUT OF A WENDY'S
DRIVE-THRU NOT A MONTH AGO!
293
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,675
YEAH, AND I PULLED YOU OUT OF
A TUBE IN A McDONALD'S PLAYLAND.
294
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:15,829
WHATEVER, ALL RIGHT?
THE POINT IS,
295
00:15:15,897 --> 00:15:17,047
YOU KNOW I LOVE I.P.S.
296
00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:18,616
I BLEED GREEN!
297
00:15:18,683 --> 00:15:20,684
OH, COME ON DANNY,
YOU'RE WITH ME RIGHT?
298
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:21,502
YOU BROKE MY HEART.
299
00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:26,940
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SORRY,
ALL RIGHT? BUT I LIKE JACK.
300
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:30,894
HE LIKES NEIL DIAMOND, AND
TONIGHT THE 3 OF US, WE ARE ONE.
301
00:15:37,268 --> 00:15:38,669
HEY, THERE YOU ARE.
302
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,287
YOU WANT TO, UH,
TAKE MY CAR?
303
00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:41,521
NAH, WE'LL TAKE
MINE. COME ON.
304
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:45,759
WHERE IS IT? IT'S OVER
HERE, KEEP WALKING.
305
00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:47,894
I DON'T SEE...
YOUR CAR.
306
00:15:47,962 --> 00:15:49,246
BOYS!
307
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:57,821
IF THEY'RE COMING, I DIDN'T
ORDER ENOUGH POPCORN CHICKEN.
308
00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:00,758
YOU SET ME UP
THE WHOLE TIME?
309
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,392
YEAH.
310
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,963
WHAT DO YOU THINK, I REALLY WANNA
BE FRIENDS WITH AN I.P.S. DRIVER?
311
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,448
WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCHES,
THE MOVIES, THE-
312
00:16:07,516 --> 00:16:09,583
THE ROLLERBLADING
IN THE PARK?
313
00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:13,637
HOW'D YOU KNOW
I LIKE NEIL DIAMOND?
314
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,889
ALL THE FAT BOYS
LIKE HIM.
315
00:16:15,957 --> 00:16:17,507
I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE.
316
00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:18,809
I REALLY DON'T THINK
THAT'S TRUE.
317
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,131
WORKING LATE HUH?
318
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:43,867
WHAT THE HELL?
319
00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:45,001
UH-
320
00:16:45,069 --> 00:16:46,437
WENT TO THE NEIL DIAMOND CONCERT.
321
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,972
I GOTTA TELL YA, THAT
GUY PUTS ON A REAL SHOW.
322
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,675
ALL RIGHT, THEY GOT ME,
THEY GOT ME BAD!
323
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,026
MAN,
324
00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:54,527
I TOLD YOU,
325
00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:56,529
YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER TRUSTED THAT GUY.
326
00:16:56,597 --> 00:16:57,515
AW, GREAT.
327
00:16:57,582 --> 00:17:00,150
THEY PULLED A
BUBBLE MUMMY ON YA.
328
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,720
MAN, HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA SHOW
OUR FACES AROUND COOPER'S AGAIN?
329
00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:04,271
SIMPLE, WE GO
THERE TOMORROW,
330
00:17:04,338 --> 00:17:07,340
WE TAKE BACK OUR TABLE,
AND I TAKE BACK MY DIGNITY.
331
00:17:09,177 --> 00:17:10,110
WHOA,
332
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:14,014
GUY, EASY AROUND
THE FUN ZONE.
333
00:17:14,082 --> 00:17:15,182
EASY.
334
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,570
HEY.
HEY.
335
00:17:20,638 --> 00:17:21,872
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING DRESSED LIKE THAT?
336
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,641
WE'RE GONNA GO SEE "THE
THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER,"
337
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,009
ALL MALE REVUE.
338
00:17:26,077 --> 00:17:27,377
YOU DON'T WANT THOSE
AUSTRALIAN HOTTIES
339
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:28,845
TO SEE YOU
DRESSED LIKE THAT.
340
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,448
ACTUALLY, ME AND MY MOM
HAD A REALLY NICE TALK AND
341
00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:33,450
I THINK SHE'S FINALLY
GETTING HER ACT TOGETHER.
342
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:36,237
OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
IS GETTING THEIR ACT TOGETHER?
343
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:39,089
THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER.
NOW LETS GET YOU CHANGED!
344
00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:40,740
REALLY, CARRIE,
IT GOT ME THINKING,
345
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,076
I SHOULD MAKE SOME
CHANGES TOO, SO
346
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:47,131
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAY HOME
AND STUDY FOR MY CHEMISTRY TEST.
347
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:48,298
OH, PLEASE.
348
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,433
LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE
A CHEMIST, RIGHT?
349
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,404
OH, MY GOD.
350
00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:58,291
I'M SO SORRY. I'VE
BEEN A HORRIBLE MENTOR.
351
00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:00,260
NO, NO, NO.
YOU WERE GREAT.
352
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:04,164
I MEAN, YOU TAUGHT ME
HOW TO HOT-WIRE A MOPED.
353
00:18:04,232 --> 00:18:06,484
YES, EXACTLY.
354
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:08,419
YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO.
355
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,270
YEAH, I SHOULD.
356
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:12,539
BUT LISTEN, IF YOU
NEVER NEED ANY ADVICE,
357
00:18:12,607 --> 00:18:14,140
PLEASE CALL ME.
358
00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:15,576
I PROBABLY WON'T.
359
00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:16,943
YEAH, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK.
360
00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:18,345
ALL RIGHT.
361
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,173
WELL.
362
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:33,176
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
RETURNED MY PACKAGE.
363
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:35,829
I GUESS THIS IS
WHAT YOU CALL BULK MAIL.
364
00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,299
THAT'S PRETTY
FUNNY, JACK.
365
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,702
BUT YOU GUYS AIN'T GONNA
TAKE COOPER'S FROM US.
366
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,020
YOU CAN STAY.
367
00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:46,190
THERE'S A NICE LITTLE TABLE
OVER THERE BY THE BATHROOM.
368
00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:52,095
OH, SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE
SITTING AT THAT TABLE,
369
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:54,664
BUT IT'S GONNA
BE YOU LADIES.
370
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,357
AND HOW'S...
371
00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:05,892
THAT GONNA HAPPEN?
372
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,146
BOYS!
373
00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:28,916
OK, IT'S A MOMENT
LIKE THIS,
374
00:19:28,983 --> 00:19:30,884
THAT DEFINES
OUR MANHOOD. HM?
375
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:25,688
THAT... WAS A MISTAKE.
376
00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:30,094
WOOAAAAHHHHH!
377
00:20:44,258 --> 00:20:46,376
ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME?
378
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:48,662
I SAID, HOW'S
THAT GONNA HAPPEN?
379
00:20:52,049 --> 00:20:53,650
I DUNNO.
380
00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:57,804
I THINK IT'S KINDA
COZY, YOU KNOW?
381
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:02,209
IT'S COOL.
IT'S COOL.
382
00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,177
SHUT UP.
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