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HEY, HONEY.
YOU READY?
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YEP.
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DO ME A FAVOR.
TAKE MY LICENSE.
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WHAT FOR?
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IN CASE WE WANT
TO GET A BEER
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AND I HAVE TO SHOW
MY I.D.
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DID THEY RAISE
THE DRINKING AGE TO 36
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AND NOT TELL ME?
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JUST DO IT.
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AND, OH...
MY LIPSTICK.
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CAN'T YOU KEEP THIS STUFF
IN YOUR PURSE?
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IT'S A CONCERT
IN THE PARK.
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I DON'T WANT
TO CARRY A PURSE.
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I DON'T WANT
TO SIT ON THE WET GRASS
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LISTENING TO
AN ABBA TRIBUTE BAND,
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BUT WE ALL
HAVE OUR PROBLEMS.
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CAN YOU JUST,
PLEASE, THANK YOU.
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OH, AND MY HAIR SPRAY.
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AND GUM.
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I'M PROBABLY GOING TO
NEED THIS OTHER LIPSTICK.
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AND MY BRUSH.
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AND AN UMBRELLA
IN CASE IT RAINS.
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I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S GO!
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OK.
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OH, GUY. I'M TRYING TO
WHIP UP A BATCH OF MOJITOS,
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BUT I'LL NEED
30 SPRIGS OF FRESH MINT.
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OH, SPRIGS OF MINT?
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OUT IN THE GARDEN,
NEXT TO MY ARTICHOKES.
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WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO BE
A BARTENDER FOR YOUR PARTY,
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THE LEAST
YOU COULD DO
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IS GIVE THEM
THE PROPER SUPPLIES.
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I DIDN'T ASK YOU
TO BE BARTENDER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT-
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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THANKS.
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11 YEARS.
THAT IS AWESOME!
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OH, YEAH.
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EASY, LOU. I'M ONE PIZZA
POCKET AWAY FROM BLASTOFF.
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I'M GOING TO CHECK
ON MY MOJITO.
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OH, OK.
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ONE OF HIS OLD
ARMY BUDDIES DIED,
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SO HE'S GONE
FOR THE WEEK.
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OH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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WELL, HE BORROWED
$70 FROM ME,
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AND HE SAID
HE'LL PAY ME BACK TODAY.
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LOU, LOU, LOU,
THAT MONEY.
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SHE'S GONE.
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FORGOT TO PUT OUT
THE VEGETABLE PLATTER.
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OH, GOOD SAVE,
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'CAUSE IT AIN'T A PARTY UNTIL
WE GET SOME BROCCOLI CHUNKS.
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THINK EVERYBODY'S
HAVING FUN?
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YEAH...
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COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
HON, LOOK.
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WHAT?
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AT OUR WEDDING
WE HAD ABOUT 125 GUESTS.
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11 YEARS LATER,
WE HAVE 6.
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MIGHT WANT TO PULL
YOUR ATTITUDE BACK A LITTLE.
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HEY, YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE
GETTING INTO WHEN YOU MARRIED ME.
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AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE, OK?
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THAT CARLA FERRIGNO'S
RUBBING ME THE WRONG WAY.
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OH, CAN I HAVE
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?
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LOOK, IT'S BEEN
A GREAT NIGHT,
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AND I THINK I SPEAK
FOR EVERYONE WHEN WE SAY
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DOUG, CARRIE,
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WE LOVE YOU GUYS.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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AND BECAUSE WE DO,
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DEACON AND I DECIDED TO
GET YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.
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NO, WE SAID NO GIFTS!
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HEY, THAT WAS YOU.
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IF ANYBODY'S INTERESTED,
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I'M REGISTERED AT
THE JERKY HUT.
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FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY,
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YOU GUYS GOT US THOSE
INCREDIBLE JAZZ STATUES, SO...
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WE HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN THEM SOMETHING.
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IT SAID NO GIFTS
ON THE INVITE.
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I KNOW WHAT IT SAID.
WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU?
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CAN WE NOT
DO THIS HERE?
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HEY...
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THAT'S US.
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YEAH.
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
CARRIE?
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WHAT DO I THINK?
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I THINK... WOW!
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WE FOUND
THIS GREAT ARTIST IN SOHO
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WHO CAN
TAKE ANY PHOTOGRAPH
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AND MAKE AN OIL PAINTING
OUT OF IT.
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THAT'S TERRIFIC.
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WE WERE GOING TO GET YOU
OMAHA STEAKS,
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BUT WE FIGURED YOU EAT THAT,
IT'S GONE,
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BUT THE PAINTING,
THAT'S FOREVER.
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ACTUALLY,
I HEARD RED MEAT
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STAYS IN YOUR COLON
FOR YEARS.
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AGAIN,
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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AND AGAIN,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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WOULD YOU JUST
LET IT GO?
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WE WERE IN
WILLIAMS-SONOMA,
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I HAD A PANINI GRILL
IN MY HAND,
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AND YOU WOULDN'T LET ME
BUY IT FOR THEM.
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FOR THE LAST TIME,
THEY SAID NO GIFTS.
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DEACON AND KELLY WERE THE ONLY
ONES THAT GOT THEM ANYTHING.
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YES, YES. BECAUSE THEY
KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME,
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AND THAT'S WHY THEY'RE DOUG
AND CARRIE'S GO-TO COUPLE.
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GO-TO COUPLE?
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THAT'S THE COUPLE
YOU CALL FIRST
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WHEN YOU WANT TO GO
TO A MOVIE
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OR ON A CRUISE.
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THERE'S NO REASON
THAT CAN'T BE US.
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EXCEPT WE'RE NOT
A COUPLE.
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YOU DO KNOW THAT,
RIGHT?
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OF COURSE I KNOW THAT.
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I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE
WEEKENDS WHEN WE DON'T HAVE DATES.
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IT WOULD BE NICE
TO DO THINGS
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WITH DOUG AND CARRIE.
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SHOULDN'T WE PUT EFFORT
INTO GETTING GIRLFRIENDS?
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HAVE YOU HEARD
ONE WORD I'VE SAID?
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OK, NOW WE KNOW.
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LOU DRINKS
A LITTLE TEQUILA,
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HE STARTS LIFTING PEOPLE
OVER HIS HEAD.
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MAYBE THAT'S THE WAY
BIG BOYS BLOW OFF STEAM.
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I HOPE SPENCE IS ALL RIGHT.
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THAT CEILING FAN
WAS ON HIGH.
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SOME SURPRISE, HUH?
FROM DEACON AND KELLY.
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YEAH. THEY'RE GREAT,
GREAT PEOPLE.
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YEAH.
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WHERE DO YOU WANT
TO PUT IT?
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HOW ABOUT
THE STATEN ISLAND LANDFILL?
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CARRIE, THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS.
WE GOT TO PUT IT SOMEWHERE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
LOOK AT THIS.
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I GOT ONE TINY ARM
AND ONE HUGE ARM.
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I THINK
IT'S JUST THE ANGLE.
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LOOK AT MY HANDS!
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THAT'S A CHICKEN FOOT
AND THAT'S A CATCHER'S MITT!
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LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT MY FOREHEAD.
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I WANT TO SPRAY-PAINT
GRAFFITI ON IT.
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AND WHAT'S WITH
THE BEAVER TEETH?
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LOOK AT THOSE CHOPPERS.
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AT LEAST I CAN SEE
WHERE THEY GOT THAT FROM.
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WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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NOTHING.
YOUR TEETH ARE PERFECT.
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ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,
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WE JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH THIS THING.
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WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO-
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WE'LL PUT A NAIL IN THE WALL
AND HANG THE PICTURE.
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HOW ABOUT THIS-
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WE HANG IT WHEN WE KNOW DEACON
AND KELLY ARE COMING OVER?
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DEACON'S HERE EVERY DAY.
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THE MAN'S OBSESSED WITH ME.
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THEN JUST STICK IT
IN THE CLOSET
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AND IF ANYBODY ASKS,
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WE JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THE
RIGHT PLACE TO HANG IT YET.
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FINE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU DIDN'T HATE
MY TEETH SO MUCH
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WHEN I HAD TO STRIP
THAT SPEAKER WIRE.
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WHAT'S UP, FAMILY?
YOU READY TO GO?
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JUST FINISHING UP.
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SO, WHERE'D YOU PUT
THE PAINTING?
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UH, LOOK AT THIS-
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SAYS ONE BOWL
HAS 100 PERCENT
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OF YOUR DAILY REQUIREMENT OF RIBOFLAVIN.
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I HAD THREE BOWLS.
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SO I'M GOOD
FOR THE WEEKEND.
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THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.
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WHERE'D YOU PUT
THE PAINTING?
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OH, THE-OH, YEAH-
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HERE'S THE THING.
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CARRIE AND I- THE PICTURE'S
JUST SO SPECIAL TO US-
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WE'RE LOOKING
FOR THE PERFECT PLACE
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TO HANG IT.
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SHE'S GOT HER FAVORITES,
I GOT MY FAVORITES.
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SO, WE'RE
JUST KIND OF DEBATING
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AND GOING
THROUGH THE PROCESS.
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THAT'S BASICALLY
WHAT IT IS,
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UNTIL YOU
FIND A PERFECT SPOT.
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PROBLEM SOLVED.
I KNOW THE PERFECT SPOT.
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OK, A LITTLE BIT MORE
TO THE RIGHT.
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HEY!
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HEY, CAR.
WE GOT IT UP!
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YOU SURE DID!
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT GOT AWAY FROM ME.
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LEFT. A LITTLE MORE
TO THE LEFT.
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OW!
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HEY, DEAC, BABE,
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
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WE WERE GOING TO HIRE-
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HEY, HEY, HEY, THAT IS
NOT HOW THE PALMERS ROLL.
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THAT'S NOT
HOW THEY ROLL.
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DOUG HAD A GREAT IDEA
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TO PUT ONE OF THOSE
ART LIGHTS OVER IT.
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DID HE?
GREAT IDEA, DOUG!
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SAME SPOT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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DEACON CAME BY AND PUT
THE ART LIGHT UP.
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HE SAID
THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL.
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ARE YOU CRYING?
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NO.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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DOUG, I CAN'T LIVE
WITH THIS PAINTING.
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I AM WILLING TO LOSE
THEM AS FRIENDS OVER THIS.
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FORGET ABOUT
THE STUPID PAINTING.
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DOUG, I CAN'T.
I SEE IT IN MY SLEEP.
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WHEN I GOT TO THE KITCHEN,
THE EYES FOLLOW ME!
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SO, POKE THEM OUT
WITH YOUR GIANT FINGERS.
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COME ON,
I'M BEING SERIOUS!
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STOP JOKING!
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COME ON, CARRIE.
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I KNOW
THE PAINTING'S HORRIBLE,
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
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YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
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NO, I WON'T!
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JUST LIKE THAT PURPLE VASE
THAT MY MOM GOT.
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YOU HATED THAT THING.
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I STILL HATE IT.
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BUT YOU DON'T
THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
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IT JUST BLENDS IN
WITH ALL OUR OTHER CRAP.
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OH, MY GOD! THIS ARM
IS BIGGER. I'M A FREAK!
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WOULD YOU STOP IT?
YOUR ARMS ARE PERFECT.
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THEY ARE?
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YES. COME ON.
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IT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY,
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AND I DIDN'T EVEN
GIVE YOU MY PRESENT YET.
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OOH,
WHAT'D YOU GET ME?
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IT'S UPSTAIRS...
IN THE BEDROOM.
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OH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, TOO,
THAT'S UPSTAIRS.
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COME HERE, BABY.
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ACTUALLY, I GOT TO GO
TO THE GARAGE FOR A SECOND.
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YEAH, TAKE YOUR TIME,
BABY.
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OK, WHAT'S THE BIG SECRET
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THAT YOU COULDN'T TELL US
OVER THE PHONE?
237
00:10:55,153 --> 00:10:57,288
SHOULD I,
OR DO YOU WANT TO?
238
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,157
EITHER WAY.
I COULD.
239
00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,926
HEY, CHIP AND DALE.
SPIT IT OUT.
240
00:11:03,128 --> 00:11:05,979
UH, WE'VE DECIDED WHAT
WE WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS
241
00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:07,581
FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
242
00:11:07,649 --> 00:11:10,817
YOUR CHEF, MOl, WILL
PREPARE A VERITABLE FEAST
243
00:11:10,885 --> 00:11:12,686
IN THE COMFORT
OF YOUR OWN HOME,
244
00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:14,321
WHILE YOU MAITRE D'-
245
00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:15,989
DANNY-
246
00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:19,026
WILL MAKE SURE YOUR EVERY NEED
IS ATTENDED TO.
247
00:11:19,093 --> 00:11:20,461
WE'RE GOING TO PASS.
248
00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:22,463
BUT THANK YOU.
249
00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:23,364
OH, FUNNY.
250
00:11:23,431 --> 00:11:24,848
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEM
251
00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,384
TAKING DEACON AND KELLY'S
GIFT.
252
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,686
YOU LIKE THEM BETTER
THAN US. JUST ADMIT IT.
253
00:11:28,753 --> 00:11:31,339
ALL RIGHTY.
254
00:11:31,406 --> 00:11:32,156
I TOLD YOU
THIS WAS LAME.
255
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,007
IT'S NOT LAME!
LISTEN, GUYS,
256
00:11:34,075 --> 00:11:35,609
YOU GOT TO LET US
GET YOU SOMETHING.
257
00:11:35,677 --> 00:11:38,579
SOMETHING THAT WILL TOP
DEACON AND KELLY'S GIFT.
258
00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:42,300
WHY DON'T YOU PUSH US
DOWN SOME STAIRS?
259
00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:44,685
WHAT?
260
00:11:44,753 --> 00:11:46,620
YOU DON'T LIKE
THE PAINTING?
261
00:11:46,688 --> 00:11:48,556
WE HATE THAT THING.
262
00:11:48,623 --> 00:11:50,824
THAT'S TOO BAD!
263
00:11:50,892 --> 00:11:52,827
YOU WANT
TO GET US SOMETHING.
264
00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:55,029
I'VE GOT
THE PERFECT GIFT.
265
00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:56,731
WILL YOU HURRY UP?
266
00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:58,199
SHOULD HAVE ROBBED THIS HOUSE
45 MINUTES AGO.
267
00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:01,402
I HAD TO GET
MY ALLERGY SHOT.
268
00:12:01,469 --> 00:12:03,637
WE'RE NOT STEALING A CAT!
269
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,708
ALL RIGHT, SO, HOW DO
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
270
00:12:07,775 --> 00:12:09,110
YOU STEAL,
I RANSACK?
271
00:12:09,177 --> 00:12:11,679
I REALLY HAD MY HEART SET
ON RANSACKING.
272
00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:13,864
FINE, YOU RANSACK,
I'LL STEAL.
273
00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:16,183
WAIT, WAIT. CARRIE GAVE
US A LIST OF DOUG'S STUFF
274
00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:17,551
SHE WANTS US TO TAKE.
275
00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:22,957
GRAY SWEATPANTS,
TORN IN THE BACK.
276
00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:25,960
EVERYTHING IN
HIS UNDERWEAR DRAWER.
277
00:12:26,028 --> 00:12:28,395
AND HIS MR. FRENCH FRY
MACHINE. ALL RIGHT. FINE.
278
00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:30,131
OK, COOL.
279
00:12:30,198 --> 00:12:32,266
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THEY KNOW IT'S US.
280
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,601
I WANT
TO SET THE MOOD.
281
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,986
HOW DOES
WEARING A SKI MASK-
282
00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:36,904
I WANT TO WEAR
THE MASK!
283
00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:39,840
I'M WEARING THE MASK!
284
00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:41,709
OK.
285
00:12:41,777 --> 00:12:44,128
LOOK, I'M SORRY,
ALL RIGHT?
286
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,630
IT'S... IT'S
JUST MY PROCESS.
287
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:47,598
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
288
00:12:51,853 --> 00:12:53,221
GREAT, THEY'RE BACK!
WHAT?
289
00:12:53,288 --> 00:12:55,789
JUST HURRY UP.
TAKE THE PAINTING!
290
00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:57,124
HURRY!
291
00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:58,509
IT'S STUCK!
292
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,994
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO
BE THEIR GO-TO COUPLE!
293
00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:03,514
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
294
00:13:03,581 --> 00:13:04,599
MR. FRENCH FRY MACHINE.
295
00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:05,600
OH, YEAH.
296
00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:12,923
OH, MY GOD!
297
00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:17,078
WHAT?
298
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:20,815
WHAT?
299
00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:22,383
WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!
300
00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:25,986
WHAT MAKES YOU
SAY THAT?
301
00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:30,041
THE COUCH PILLOW!
IT'S ON THE FLOOR!
302
00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:33,244
THEY WERE PROBABLY
LOOKING FOR LOOSE CHANGE.
303
00:13:33,311 --> 00:13:35,212
OH, GOD... OH, GOD!
304
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,897
THEY PROBABLY
JUST WRECKED THE PLACE.
305
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:38,332
THEY DIDN'T
TAKE ANYTHING.
306
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,516
GUYS, LOOK.
307
00:13:40,618 --> 00:13:41,952
NOT THE PAINTING.
308
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,088
DAMN IT TO HELL!
309
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,357
DAMN!
310
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,976
WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL
WOULD DO THAT?
311
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,978
AN ANIMAL
WITH GREAT TASTE.
312
00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:59,253
I GUESS YOU GUYS SHOULD
CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING?
313
00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:00,337
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
314
00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:03,474
IT'S PROBABLY HALFWAY
TO MEXICO BY NOW.
315
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,593
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE WILL.
316
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:06,827
WE JUST NEED
A LITTLE TIME.
317
00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:12,616
ALONE.
318
00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:14,985
OH, SURE. OK.
319
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,586
CALL US
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING
320
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:17,654
OR HEAR ANYTHING.
321
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:19,189
WE WILL, WE WILL.
322
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:20,224
TAKE CARE, GUYS.
323
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,392
OK.
YEAH.
324
00:14:26,814 --> 00:14:30,250
IT'S GONE! WHAT A RELIEF! AWESOME.
325
00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:31,651
WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
326
00:14:31,719 --> 00:14:34,188
GOOD IDEA. YOU BREAK
OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE,
327
00:14:34,255 --> 00:14:36,290
I'LL WHIP US UP
SOME FRENCH FRIES.
328
00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:39,843
OH, MY GOD!
329
00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:45,366
YOU SAID
THIS WOULD WORK!
330
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:46,500
I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
331
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,002
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY'D
STAGE A FAKE ROBBERY.
332
00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:49,536
WELL, THEY DID.
333
00:14:49,604 --> 00:14:51,571
GOD, I'VE BEEN
LIVING A NIGHTMARE
334
00:14:51,639 --> 00:14:53,007
EVER SINCE
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
335
00:14:57,545 --> 00:15:01,198
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
336
00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:03,467
WE KNEW YOU GUYS
LIKED JAZZ, SO...
337
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,069
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
338
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:08,889
I THINK... WOW.
339
00:15:08,957 --> 00:15:10,341
WE GOT THEM IN HARLEM.
340
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:12,809
REALLY?
341
00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:15,145
SO, WHERE YOU
GOING TO PUT IT?
342
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:16,196
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
343
00:15:16,264 --> 00:15:17,764
I DON'T WANT
TO PUT THEM ANYWHERE
344
00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:19,033
UNTIL WE FIND
THE RIGHT PLACE.
345
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,334
YEAH, JUST RIGHT.
346
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:21,685
I GOT
THE EXACT RIGHT PLACE.
347
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,487
HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE,
HUH?
348
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:25,256
BANG!
HA!
349
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:31,061
YOU SAID, LET'S GET THEM
A REALLY BAD GIFT.
350
00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:32,262
THEY'LL SAY THEY HATE IT,
351
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,764
WE CAN SAY WE HATE
THE JAZZ FIGURINE,
352
00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:36,166
EVERYONE LAUGHS
AND GOES HOME HAPPY.
353
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:38,068
I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
I'M THE ONE WHO SAID IT.
354
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,120
WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN
EASIER TO SAY
355
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:41,755
WE HATE
YOUR JAZZ GUYS?
356
00:15:41,822 --> 00:15:43,340
DOUG AND CARRIE
ARE OUR BEST FRIENDS.
357
00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:45,075
THEY WENT TO A LOT OF
TROUBLE TO GET US THOSE.
358
00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:47,127
THOSE THINGS ARE RACIST!
359
00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:50,481
THEY'RE NOT RACIST.
THEY'RE JUST... BAD.
360
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:54,118
SO, WHAT'S NEXT, GENIUS?
361
00:15:58,172 --> 00:16:00,358
SO, THIS GIRL
AT WORK WALKS IN
362
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:03,126
WEARING THE SAME SHOES
I BOUGHT THE DAY BEFORE.
363
00:16:03,194 --> 00:16:04,945
I CAN KEY HER CAR,
RIGHT?
364
00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:07,581
SHOES, NO.
SAME HAIRCUT, YEAH.
365
00:16:07,649 --> 00:16:10,233
OH... NOTE TO SELF-
366
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,301
NEXT TIME
I GO TO SUPERCUTS,
367
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:14,371
DON'T GET THE KELLY.
368
00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:17,491
SO, UH, ANY NEWS
ON THE ROBBERY?
369
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,292
WHAT? NO.
370
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,894
NO... NO.
371
00:16:20,962 --> 00:16:23,029
COME ON, HONEY.
DON'T GO THERE.
372
00:16:23,097 --> 00:16:25,732
IT'S JUST BEEN HARD.
IT'S HARD.
373
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,501
IT'S VERY HARD.
374
00:16:27,568 --> 00:16:29,369
WE FIGURED THAT.
375
00:16:29,438 --> 00:16:31,872
WHICH IS WHY
WE MADE ANOTHER TRIP
376
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,073
BACK TO SOHO!
377
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,678
YOU DID NOT GET US
ANOTHER ONE!
378
00:16:37,745 --> 00:16:38,629
I THINK WE DID!
379
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,046
NO!
YOU DIDN'T!
380
00:16:40,114 --> 00:16:41,898
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
381
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:45,335
WHOA! WHOA... LOOKIT.
382
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,605
WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK ON THE BOYS.
383
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:49,740
YOU FOUR TALK AMONGST
YOURSELVES, ALL RIGHT?
384
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,529
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
385
00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:56,964
I KIND OF LIKE IT.
386
00:16:57,032 --> 00:17:00,333
MY BIG ARM IS BIGGER,
MY EYES LOOK LIKE RAISINS!
387
00:17:00,401 --> 00:17:02,202
YOU LIKE RAISINS.
388
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,420
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
389
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,138
YOU JUST LIKE IT BECAUSE
THE PAINTER DID SOMETHING
390
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,240
TO MAKE YOU LOOK
HANDSOME.
391
00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:08,809
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?
392
00:17:10,979 --> 00:17:12,646
DOUG, I AM TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW,
393
00:17:12,714 --> 00:17:14,648
YOU BETTER TELL DEACON AND
KELLY WE DON'T LIKE THIS
394
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:15,649
OR I SWEAR,
395
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:17,718
I AM CALLING A DIVORCE
LAWYER TOMORROW.
396
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,319
11 YEARS. WE HAD A GOOD RUN, DIDN'T WE?
397
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,354
NOT THAT GOOD.
398
00:17:20,421 --> 00:17:21,689
I WAS BEING POLITE!
399
00:17:21,756 --> 00:17:22,922
I TOLD YOU.
400
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:24,824
WE JUST HAD TO TURN THEM
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
401
00:17:24,892 --> 00:17:26,426
THAT'S WHERE WE WENT WRONG
THE FIRST TIME.
402
00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:27,694
IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING.
403
00:17:27,762 --> 00:17:29,696
LET'S BRING
THIS BABY HOME.
404
00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:31,298
SO, WHO'S READY
FOR PIE?
405
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:33,951
ACTUALLY,
WE'RE GONNA GET GOING.
406
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,286
UH, BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
407
00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:38,889
DOUG DOES HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU GUYS.
408
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,976
UH, YEAH,
THANK YOU FOR DINNER.
409
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:45,212
AND THE PICTURE
IS AWESOME.
410
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,481
THAT'S IT.
I'M OUT OF BULLETS.
411
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,634
WE HATE
THE JAZZ STATUES.
412
00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:51,802
WHAT?
413
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:52,903
IT'S TRUE.
WE HATE THEM.
414
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,588
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
415
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,056
WE GOT THEM
IN HARLEM.
416
00:17:56,123 --> 00:17:57,290
I KNOW.
417
00:17:57,358 --> 00:18:00,961
YOU TELL US EVERY TIME
YOU COME OVER HERE.
418
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:02,930
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
419
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,266
SO, THE PAINTING
WAS SOME KIND OF PAYBACK?
420
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:07,117
NO. NO, NO-
421
00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:09,136
WE WERE JUST TRYING
TO FIND A NICE WAY
422
00:18:09,204 --> 00:18:11,905
TO BRING UP THE TOPIC
OF CRAPPY GIFTS.
423
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:16,610
NICE? I HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT THIS PAINTING!
424
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,779
WELL,
THESE SCARE OUR KIDS.
425
00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:21,882
OH, DO THEY?
BOO-HOO.
426
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,183
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
GIRL.
427
00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:25,018
YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH,
428
00:18:25,086 --> 00:18:26,286
THEY ARE
OUT OF YOUR LIE.
429
00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:27,287
THANK YOU.
430
00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:29,022
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME,
MISS.
431
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,807
'CAUSE WE HAVE PLENTY OF
OTHER BLACK FRIENDS
432
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,010
THAT WOULD LOVE THIS.
433
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:42,335
LET'S GO TELL THE KIDS
THE GOOD NEWS.
434
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:51,478
OK... WHICH ONE IS IT, TRUTH OR DARE?
435
00:18:51,545 --> 00:18:52,479
TRUTH.
436
00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:54,114
OK, HERE WE GO.
437
00:18:54,182 --> 00:18:57,551
WHAT WAS YOUR
MOST EMBARRASSING KISS?
438
00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:00,437
UM... THIS
STAYS HERE, RIGHT?
439
00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,672
UH-HUH.
440
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,326
THERE WAS THIS COUNSELOR
AT MATH CAMP...
441
00:19:06,394 --> 00:19:07,678
NOW CAN I CALL
DEACON AND KELLY?
442
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,380
RUN, BABY, RUN.
443
00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:11,181
SETTLING INTO MY BUNK...
444
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,352
ONE MORE TIME.
445
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,886
HONEY, COME ON, PLEASE.
446
00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:17,921
I HAVE TO START DINNER.
447
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,790
I REALLY THINK I CAN TAKE YOU THIS TIME.
448
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:22,025
OK.
449
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:24,294
READY?
450
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,295
YEAH.
451
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,296
GO.
GO!
452
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,352
SON OF A MOTHER.
453
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:35,005
I TRIED TO GO
OVER THE TOP ON YOU.
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