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OH, LEAVE IT.
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WHAT WAS IT?
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A SPECIAL ON
THE AZTEC RUINS.
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UNLESS IT'S
BOOBS OR FOOTBALL,
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I AIN'T SLOWING DOWN.
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IT'S ACTUALLY
VERY FASCINATING.
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GIVE IT UP, SPENCE.
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WE'RE NOT SPENDING
OUR VACATION
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ON AN ARCHEOLOGICAL DIG.
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WE HAVE TO DECIDE
SOMEPLACE TO GO.
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HOW ABOUT
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN?
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LOOK, I HAVE AN AIRLINE
COMPANION TICKET.
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IT EXPIRES IF I DON'T
USE IT IN TWO WEEKS.
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WE SHOULD BE USING IT
TO GO TO VEGAS.
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SO I CAN WATCH YOU LOSE
OUR REDECORATING MONEY?
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NO, THANKS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
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IT'S GETTING LATE
AND THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION
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IS MAKING ME FEEL...
BAD INSIDE.
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SO, UH, COME ON.
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YOU'RE KICKING US OUT?
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NOT PHYSICALLY.
THAT WOULD BE A HATE CRIME.
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COME ON.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO SLEEP.
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OH, YEAH.
I'M JUST READING.
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BIOGRAPHY OF
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT.
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WOW. YOU GOT TO FLOAT THAT
BY ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SAYING MY PRAYERS.
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DOUG, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I ASKED YOU
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NOT TO EAT IN BED?
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I'M SORRY, AND OUT OF
RESPECT FOR YOU,
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I TRIED TO HIDE IT.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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LOOK, YOU GOT POPPY SEEDS
ALL OVER THE BED.
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FIRST OF ALL,
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THERE ARE NO POPPY SEEDS ON A
DOUG HEFFERNAN SANDWICH, AND...
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THOSE ARE MOVING.
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OK...
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WELL, I CHECKED
THE BEDROOM.
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GREAT NEWS.
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GREAT NEWS
IF YOU LOVE BEDBUGS.
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'CAUSE YOU GOT
A CRAPLOAD FULL OF THEM.
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BEDBUGS? REALLY?
IS THAT A REAL THING?
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THERE'S A LOT OF MYTHS
ABOUT BEDBUGS,
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BUT ONE THING'S
FOR CERTAIN-
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THEY'RE AS DISEASE-RIDDEN
AS A ONE-EYED WHORE.
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I TOLD YOU
NOT TO EAT IN BED.
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THAT'S ANOTHER MYTH
ABOUT BEDBUGS.
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THEY'RE NOT FOOD SCAVENGERS.
THEY FEED OFF HUMAN BLOOD.
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TAKE A LOOK AT HOW ENGORGED
THAT BAD BOY IS.
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OH, MY GOD.
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LOOKS LIKE THE GUY
THAT BIT ME LAST NIGHT.
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OOH,
WHERE'D HE GET YOU?
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RIGHT IN THE LEG.
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LET'S HAVE
A LITTLE LOOK-SEE.
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I'M ACTUALLY...
I'M GOOD.
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SCOOCH UP THOSE PANTS.
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COME ON, CHOP, CHOP.
THERE WE GO.
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OK...
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SO, HOW'S IT LOOKING
DOWN THERE?
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I DO NOT LIKE
THE LOOK OF THAT MOLE.
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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HOW ABOUT THE BUG BITE?
WHAT ABOUT THE BITE?
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WELL, IT'S ODD. IT'S ONE
OF THE LARGER STRAINS,
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USUALLY FOUND IN
MORE HUMID CLIMATES.
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HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOWN
TO THE CARIBBEAN
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OR FLORIDA RECENTLY?
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NO.
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YOUR DAD WAS.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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HE STAYED AT THAT MOTEL
IN BOYNTON BEACH.
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THINK HE GOT IT
FROM THERE?
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DID HE BRING ANYTHING
BACK FROM THE MOTEL,
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LIKE A TOWEL
OR A WASHCLOTH?
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NO, BUT HE DID BRING
BACK A SET OF SHEETS!
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YEP. AND A LAMP.
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BINGO.
WHERE IS HE NOW?
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I'D LIKE TO GIVE HIS BODY
A ONCE-OVER.
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I'M GUESSING
YOU WOULDN'T.
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ACTUALLY,
HE'S ON ANOTHER VACATION.
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SO, HOW CAN WE TAKE CARE
OF THIS?
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WELL, YOU CALL YOUR FRIENDLY,
QUALIFIED EXTERMINATOR
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TO KICK SOME BEDBUG ARSE.
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WHAT'S THAT GOING
TO COST US?
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LET'S SEE.
TWO FLOORS, THE BASEMENT.
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CARRY THE 2.
BOOM-BOOM-DIDDY-BOP...
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UH, YOU'RE LOOKING AT
ABOUT 11 HUNDRED.
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NO, I'M LOOKING
IN THE YELLOW PAGES
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UNDER "CHEAPER BUG GUY."
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DOUG.
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DOUG, HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET RID OF THESE BUGS?
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WOULD YOU LET ME HANDLE IT?
I'LL HANDLE IT, OK?
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YEAH. WE'RE GOOD. THANKS.
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OK, WELL,
GOOD LUCK, FOLKS.
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SLEEP TIGHT AND...
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I THINK YOU KNOW
THE REST.
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IF WE SHARE A HOTEL ROOM,
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IT'S NOT GOING
TO COST YOU A CENT.
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LOOK, WE SPEND
A COUPLE HOURS
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ON THE DIG IN THE MORNING,
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THEN AFTER THAT,
IT'S A TOTAL PARTY SCENE.
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WE CAN GET
TOTALLY WASTED.
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MOM,
JUST THINK ABOUT IT, OK?
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NOW CAN WE GO TO VEGAS? NO.
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I WANT TO GO
TO THE AZTEC RUINS.
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WE GOT TO DECIDE THIS
SOMEHOW.
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ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
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NO, YOU ALWAYS
THROW LATE.
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THAT'S HOW WE ENDED UP WITH
THOSE MAMA'S FAMILY DVDs.
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HOW ABOUT WE PLAY
TRIVIAL PURSUIT?
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NO WAY.
YOU KNOW TOO MANY... THINGS.
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THAT'S LIKE ME SAYING,
LET'S WRESTLE FOR IT.
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OK.
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WHAT?
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LET'S WRESTLE FOR IT.
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FINE.
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GOOD.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A COUPLE DAYS TO TRAIN.
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OK, BABY, LET'S GO.
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I GOT TO WAIT
FOR MY HOT POCKET.
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WHAT? HONEY, I JUST
SET OFF THE BUG BOMB.
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I SAID I WAS GOING
TO DO IT.
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HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?
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I GOT TWO MORE MINUTES.
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IN 30 SECONDS, THERE WILL
BE PESTICIDE EVERYWHERE.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A HOT POCKET NOW?
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I HAVE A PROBLEM, OK?
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NOW'S NOT THE TIME
TO REMIND ME.
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JUST HURRY UP,
ALL RIGHT, BABE?
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COME ON!
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SO, I JUST
GOT OFF THE PHONE
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WITH THE REPUBLIC MOTEL
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TO COMPLAIN THAT THEY
GAVE MY DAD BEDBUGS.
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TO APOLOGIZE,
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THEY'RE SENDING OVER VOUCHERS
FOR ONE WEEK'S FREE STAY.
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IDIOTS...
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THAT'S LIKE WHEN
I FOUND THE NASAL STRIP
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IN MY CHILI
AT THE DINER.
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THEY GAVE ME
TWO FREE BOWLS OF CHILI.
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ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WE'RE NOT
GOING TO THAT INFESTED MOTEL
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AND YOU ATE
ALL THAT CHILI.
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AND MOST OF
THE NASAL STRIP.
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AGAIN,
I THOUGHT IT WAS BACON.
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GOOD NIGHT, BABY.
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WHOA. AREN'T YOU, UH...
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FORGETTING SOMETHING?
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WHAT?
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HOW ABOUT A THANK YOU
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FOR SAVING US
11 HUNDRED BUCKS
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WITH MY BRILLIANT
BUG BOMB IDEA?
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OH, YEAH.
THANK YOU, BABY.
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WELL, THANK YOU
FOR ROCKING MY WORLD.
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DOUG,
I SAID NOT TONIGHT.
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WHAT?
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STOP TICKLING MY LEG.
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I'M NOWHERE NEAR YOU.
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AAAHHH... YUCK!
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THEY'RE BACK!
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YOU AND YOUR BRILLIANT
BUG BOMB IDEA!
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YOU HAD TO CHEAP-OUT,
RIGHT?
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IT WAS YOUR STINKING DAD WHO
BROUGHT THEM HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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LIKE YOUR PARENTS
ARE SO CLEAN?
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THEY ARE.
YOU CAN EAT OFF MY PARENTS.
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OH, MY GOD.
ARE THEY IN MY HAIR?
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BY THE WAY, YOU'VE MADE YOUR
SHARE OF STUPID DECISIONS.
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I CAN THINK OF ONE
RIGHT NOW.
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OHH...
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SO, YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
WELL, YOU GOT IT, SISTER,
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BECAUSE I AIN'T
SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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DEACON'S.
YEAH, SO SLEEP TIGHT.
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AND YOU KNOW THE REST!
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HEY, MAN.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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CARRIE AND I ARE IN THE
MIDDLE OF THIS WHOLE THING,
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SO CAN I
CRASH ON YOUR COUCH?
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YEAH. WELL...
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TELL HIM NO.
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HERE'S THE THING.
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CARRIE CALLED
AND TOLD US ABOUT...
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YOUR PROBLEM.
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DAMN IT!
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LISTEN, MAN, I'M CLEAN! YOU
GOT TO BELIEVE ME! I'M CLEAN!
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HOLD ON.
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LET'S LET HIM STAY.
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I DON'T WANT HIM
NEAR THE KIDS.
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HE CAN TAKE HIS CLOTHES
OFF IN THE HALLWAY.
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YOU REALLY WANT HIM
DOING THAT?
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I CAN'T THROW HIM
OUT IN THE STREET.
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LOOK, HE SAYS HE'S CLEAN.
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LOOK.
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MORNING.
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MORNING.
MORNING.
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OH, LISA, THOSE ARE NICE
EARRINGS. ARE THEY NEW?
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PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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DID DOUG CALL YOU?
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NO.
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HE SENT A MASS E-MAIL.
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NO, FREDERICK. WE'LL
WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE.
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WHAT'S WRONG, GRANDMA?
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COME, FREDERICK.
NOW.
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KEEP WALKING, GRANDMAMA.
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THAT'S RIGHT, I GOT BEDBUGS.
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WHO WANTS SOME, HUH?
WHAT'S UP?
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HEY.
HEY.
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ALL RIGHT, HE'S HERE.
NOW WE CAN GET STARTED.
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GET STARTED WITH WHAT?
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I TOLD YOU GUYS I'M NOT
GIVING YOU A TANDEM MASSAGE.
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NO, NO, NO-
WE STILL CAN'T DECIDE
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WHERE TO GO ON VACATION,
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SO WE'RE WRESTLING
FOR IT.
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WE NEED YOU TO REF.
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I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT WRESTLING.
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CALL "MATCH"
WHEN YOU SEE
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ONE OF US
PIN THE OTHER.
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AND MAKE SURE
THERE'S NO ILLEGAL STUFF
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LIKE LOW-BLOWS
OR EYE-GOUGING,
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ALL RIGHT?
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CAN I GOUGE
MY OWN EYES OUT?
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ALL-RIGHTY,
LET'S DO THIS!
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YOU ARE IN FOR A GRECO-ROMAN
POUNDING, MY FRIEND.
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YOU GUYS
GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?
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YEAH,
LEFTOVER CHINESE.
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SECOND SHELF,
TOWARDS THE BACK.
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SODA'S IN THE DOOR.
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MMM.
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YOU KNOW,
THIS MU SHU'S REALLY GOOD.
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WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM?
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SZECHUAN VILLAGE.
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MMM.
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I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.
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WHERE ARE YOU GUYS AT,
WRESTLING-WISE?
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00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:40,007
I'M ABOUT TO MAKE MY MOVE RIGHT NOW.
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YEAH. THAT'S IF YOUR MOVE
IS TO SUBMIT TO ME.
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00:12:44,479 --> 00:12:47,481
THAT'S IT. PIN!
239
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,750
IT'S MY KIDS' BEDTIME.
240
00:12:49,818 --> 00:12:51,251
I'LL CHECK ON YOU GUYS
TOMORROW.
241
00:12:51,319 --> 00:12:52,587
COME ON, MAN.
YOU CAN'T GO.
242
00:12:52,654 --> 00:12:54,088
WE NEED A REF.
243
00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:56,290
OTHERWISE,
THIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.
244
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:02,079
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
245
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:03,931
I BUG-BOMBED
THE WHOLE HOUSE.
246
00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,733
BUG-BOMBED?
247
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,453
THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING
YOU CAN DO.
248
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:12,957
ALL THAT STUFF DOES
IS MAKE THEM HORNY.
249
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,313
I SHOULD HAVE USED
SOME OF THAT ON HER, HUH?
250
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,618
YOU CAN STILL GET RID OF THEM, RIGHT?
251
00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:26,853
OH, YEAH. DON'T WORRY.
252
00:13:26,922 --> 00:13:29,056
I'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL
PESTICIDE
253
00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:31,158
FOR INFESTATIONS
LIKE THIS.
254
00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:32,826
I CAN'T TELL YOU
ITS NAME,
255
00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:36,347
BUT YOU CAN ONLY GET IT
IN KOREA.
256
00:13:37,532 --> 00:13:39,634
SO, IT'S 11 HUNDRED,
RIGHT?
257
00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:41,201
OH, GOD, NO.
258
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:44,138
THAT WAS BEFORE YOU ORGANIZED
THIS LITTLE LOVE-IN HERE.
259
00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:47,891
NO, UH... IT'S GOING TO
BE AT LEAST 25 HUNDRED.
260
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:48,993
25 HUNDRED?
261
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,061
I WANT YOU TO KILL THEM,
262
00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:52,196
NOT SEND THEM
TO PRIVATE SCHOOL.
263
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,031
OK, STOP.
264
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,466
WE WILL PAY IT,
ALL RIGHT?
265
00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,736
JUST GET
RID OF THEM.
266
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,437
HOW LONG IS IT GOING
TO TAKE?
267
00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:03,574
WELL, IF I GET STARTED
RIGHT AWAY
268
00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:05,176
AND WORK ALL NIGHT-
269
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,295
UH...
270
00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:10,898
I COULD PROBABLY HAVE YOU
BUG FREE BY THE MORNING.
271
00:14:10,966 --> 00:14:14,268
SO, WE GOT TO SLEEP
DOWNSTAIRS, HUH?
272
00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,753
NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE
A PROTECTIVE BUBBLE.
273
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,722
AND IF YOU'RE BLINKING
AT 25 HUNDRED,
274
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:19,991
I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T.
275
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:24,645
I'LL LET YOU TWO PACK.
276
00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:28,532
WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GO?
277
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,867
I GUESS WE COULD
STAY AT A HOTEL.
278
00:14:30,935 --> 00:14:32,803
WHAT'S $200 MORE
ON YOUR BILL.
279
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,938
I DON'T HAVE TO STAY
IN A HOTEL.
280
00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:36,290
I DON'T HAVE TO STAY
IN A HOTEL, EITHER.
281
00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:37,658
SO, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
282
00:14:39,027 --> 00:14:40,494
WELL,
MY DAD ALWAYS SAID,
283
00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:42,996
IF I MARRIED YOU I'D
WIND UP SLEEPING IN A CAR,
284
00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:45,132
AND...
285
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,952
SO, YOU, UH...
286
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,654
YOU WANT TO, UH...
287
00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:52,689
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
288
00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,524
I DON'T KNOW.
289
00:14:54,592 --> 00:14:56,126
WHEN THIS JEEP'S
A- ROCKIN',
290
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:58,095
DO NOT COME KNOCKIN'.
291
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,064
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, HON.
292
00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:08,422
THERE'S A MAN
STARING AT US.
293
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:12,626
OOH. GOOD CALL ON
THE NOT GETTING NAKED.
294
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,562
HEY.
295
00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:17,732
WOW.
LOOKS PRETTY ROOMY.
296
00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:19,066
DO I KNOW YOU?
297
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,969
OH, SORRY.
I'M PHIL HAUSER.
298
00:15:22,036 --> 00:15:23,203
I LIVE
DOWN THE STREET.
299
00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:25,739
ALL RIGHT.
300
00:15:25,807 --> 00:15:26,890
MY DAUGHTER EMILY
SOLD YOU
301
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:29,426
ALL THOSE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES LAST YEAR.
302
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:31,161
YOU BOUGHT
SO MANY THIN MINTS,
303
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:34,398
TO WHOLE TROOP WAS ABLE
TO GO TO BUSCH GARDENS.
304
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,200
THAT'S GREAT.
YOU KNOW-
305
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:38,935
I NEVER GOT
MY COCONUT CLUSTERS.
306
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,338
WELL, THAT'S NOT OK.
307
00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:44,841
GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER.
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
308
00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:46,494
YOU HAVE A PEN?
309
00:15:46,561 --> 00:15:48,595
UM... NO, SORRY.
310
00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:50,114
I'VE GOT ONE
IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
311
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,781
STOP... STOP!
312
00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:53,083
WHAT?
313
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,418
YOU KNOW WHAT?
314
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,620
WE ARE IN OUR BEDROOM
RIGHT NOW, OK?
315
00:15:56,687 --> 00:15:58,622
DO WE COME TO YOUR BEDROOM
TALKING COOKIES?
316
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:00,690
NO, WE DON'T.
317
00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:04,828
FINISH UP YOUR BUSINESS,
SNOWFLAKE.
318
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:07,097
WE'RE GOING.
319
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:09,333
GREAT.
320
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,834
YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE CHANCES
321
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,670
OF ME SEEING
THOSE COCONUT CLUSTERS?
322
00:16:12,737 --> 00:16:14,104
GOOSE EGG.
323
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:16,507
ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
324
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,075
MY BACK IS KILLING ME,
325
00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:19,142
PEOPLE ARE STARING AT US,
326
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,211
WE'LL NEVER
GET TO SLEEP HERE.
327
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:21,579
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
328
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:24,147
LET'S JUST GO SOMEPLACE TO
KILL SOME TIME UNTIL MORNING.
329
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,750
FINE... OH, BOY.
330
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:27,751
WHAT?
331
00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,086
DON'T PANIC,
332
00:16:29,153 --> 00:16:32,356
BUT I THINK PETE'S SPRAYING
THE LIVING ROOM IN YOUR BRA.
333
00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:31,031
LOOK AT THIS.
334
00:17:31,099 --> 00:17:34,434
DRINKING,
STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT-
335
00:17:34,502 --> 00:17:36,770
REALLY TAKES ME BACK TO
MY JUNIOR COLLEGE DAYS.
336
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:41,041
OH, YEAH?
ALL 12 OF THEM?
337
00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:42,776
12 MORE THAN YOU.
338
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,578
JUST SHUT UP. GET ME
SOME MORE PEANUTS, PLEASE.
339
00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:46,914
CAN WE GET
SOME MORE PEANUTS?
340
00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:48,315
HELLO!
341
00:17:48,382 --> 00:17:51,251
CAN'T YOU SEE THE MAN
IS BUSY DOING SCRATCH-OFFS?
342
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:53,153
HERE, TAKE MINE.
THANK YOU.
343
00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:56,223
I'M MIKE,
AND THAT'S MY WIFE NANCY.
344
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:57,557
OH, HEY.
DOUG AND CARRIE.
345
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,860
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE HAD A WILD NIGHT.
346
00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:01,245
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN US
AN HOUR AGO.
347
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:04,882
WE REALLY RAISED THE ROOF
AT RITE-AID, RIGHT, BABE?
348
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:07,567
I HOPE THAT BLOOD PRESSURE
MACHINE WASN'T ACCURATE,
349
00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:11,272
BECAUSE IF IT WAS
I GOT TO MAKE A CALL.
350
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:14,074
ANYWAY, WE'RE
JUST KILLING SOME TIME.
351
00:18:14,142 --> 00:18:15,910
WE'RE GETTING SOME
WORK DONE ON OUR HOUSE.
352
00:18:15,977 --> 00:18:17,778
OH, I HEAR THAT.
353
00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:20,047
WE JUST PUT A HOT TUB
IN OUR BACKYARD.
354
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:21,181
TOOK FOREVER.
355
00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:22,883
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
356
00:18:22,951 --> 00:18:24,818
OH, YEAH.
357
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,705
LAST CALL!
CLOSING TIME!
358
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:30,106
IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU GUYS.
359
00:18:30,174 --> 00:18:32,909
LISTEN, NO REASON THE
NIGHT HAS TO END HERE.
360
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,711
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
361
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,396
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
COME
362
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:37,931
AND HANG OUT
AT OUR PLACE?
363
00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:41,000
I'LL OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE,
GET THE HOT TUB GOING-
364
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,336
I'M JUST SAYING-
365
00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:44,238
I THINK THE FOUR OF US
366
00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:46,840
COULD HAVE
A PRETTY GOOD TIME.
367
00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:55,249
I DON'T KNOW.
368
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:58,168
WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
369
00:18:58,236 --> 00:19:00,470
I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF OUR TAB.
370
00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:06,509
WELL, LET'S GO, BABY.
COME ON.
371
00:19:08,612 --> 00:19:10,164
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
372
00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:13,066
WHAT?
DOUG, THEY HAVE A HOUSE.
373
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:15,869
AND WHERE I COME FROM,
THAT'S BETTER THAN A JEEP.
374
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:19,523
CARRIE, I'M PRETTY SURE
THEY WANT TO SWING WITH US.
375
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,775
SO WHAT?
WE GET IN THE HOT TUB,
376
00:19:21,843 --> 00:19:23,577
AND THEN WE GO-UGH-
377
00:19:23,644 --> 00:19:25,779
WE'RE TOO TIRED
TO SWING TONIGHT,
378
00:19:25,847 --> 00:19:28,215
AND THEN WE'RE IN THEIR
GUEST BEDROOM, NO BIG DEAL.
379
00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:29,800
IT'S NEVER GOING TO WORK.
380
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,735
DID YOU SEE THE WAY
SHE WAS EYE-BALLING ME?
381
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,438
SHE WANTS THIS!
382
00:19:36,424 --> 00:19:37,458
YOU KNOW WHAT?
383
00:19:37,525 --> 00:19:39,526
I AM WILLING TO ROLL
THE DICE ON THAT ONE.
384
00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:40,794
OK, LET'S GO.
385
00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:41,662
COME ON.
386
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:44,147
GREAT.
WITH ALL YOUR WHINING,
387
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:46,883
THEY CLOSED THE DEAL
WITH ANOTHER COUPLE NOW!
388
00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:49,353
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
389
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,721
YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
390
00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,290
I NEED TO SLEEP.
391
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,557
I'M JUST
SICK OF YOU RIGHT NOW.
392
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,426
I'M SO SICK OF YOU, TOO.
393
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:58,495
WHY DON'T I CALL PETE,
394
00:19:58,562 --> 00:20:00,230
THE BUG GUY,
AND SEE IF HE'S DONE.
395
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:02,032
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
396
00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:06,419
HEY, PETE, HI, IT'S CARRIE.
397
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:08,288
ARE YOU DONE YET?
398
00:20:08,356 --> 00:20:10,657
WHAT?
399
00:20:10,725 --> 00:20:13,193
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU
TO FIND THE QUEEN?
400
00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:16,596
OH, MY-OK-GOOD-BYE.
401
00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,464
HE SAID IT'S GOING TO BE
ANOTHER 3 DAYS.
402
00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:20,734
3 DAYS!
403
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:23,270
NOW WE GOT TO PAY
MORE MONEY FOR A HOTEL!
404
00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:24,154
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
405
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,072
WE HAVE
THOSE FREE VOUCHERS
406
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,974
FOR THE MOTEL
MY DAD STAYED AT.
407
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:31,778
IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE
TO FLORIDA.
408
00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:33,813
I DON'T...
409
00:20:33,881 --> 00:20:35,649
BUT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO WILL.
410
00:20:35,716 --> 00:20:37,951
HOW GREAT
DID THIS WORK OUT?
411
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,252
YOU GOT TO GAMBLE,
412
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,855
I GOT TO EXCAVATE
A NATIVE AMERICAN CAMPGROUND.
413
00:20:41,923 --> 00:20:43,256
EVERYBODY WINS.
414
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:46,059
YEAH, WE REALLY HAVE DOUG AND
CARRIE TO THANK FOR THIS ONE.
415
00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:47,628
WE SURE DO.
416
00:21:07,998 --> 00:21:09,666
THIS IS ACTUALLY
PRETTY NICE.
417
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:10,801
YEAH.
418
00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:16,507
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY DO WITH THOSE MATS?
419
00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:20,911
I DON'T KNOW, BUT DON'T
WALK ON THEM BAREFOOT.
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