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OH, MY GOD. WHOA.
THAT COULD'VE BEEN UGLY.
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ARTHUR, GET UP.
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I NEED THE COUCH.
GO DOWN TO BED.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THERE.
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YEAH.
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MMM.
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HELLO?
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OH, HI, MISS CONRAD.
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YES, I'M PULLING
THE LISTINGS RIGHT NOW.
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AND LISTEN, I WANT TO THANK
YOU FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.
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I WON'T LET YOU-WHAT?
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AM I USING
THE T.R.D. REPORTS?
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OF COURSE.
I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE.
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I- I'M ALL ABOUT
THE T.R.D.s.
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OK. ALL RIGHT,
NO PROBLEM. BYE-BYE.
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OH, MY GOD. I HOPE
I LEFT THEM IN THE BATHROOM.
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ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN.
LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS.
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DANNY, YOU GET THE BEER.
SPENCE, HERE.
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ORDER UP SOME CHINESE.
YEAH.
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DEAC
- TUNES, I'M RIGHT ON IT.
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OH, HEY.
INSTEAD OF TUNG SING,
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LET'S TRY SZECHUAN VILLAGE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING.
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AS LONG AS THEY CAN
MAKE MY DISH.
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BEEF WITH BROCCOLI.
WITH?
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NO BROCCOLI.
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HEY. BIG JAR OF HONEY
TIPPED OVER IN YOUR FRIDGE.
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WHAT THE HELL
JUST HAPPENED HERE?
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WHAT? WE'RE
PLAYING POKER.
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AND COULD YOU WATCH THE
LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF MY COMPANY?
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NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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DOUG, I NEED THIS ROOM
TO WORK, OK?
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WE HAVE A BIG CLIENT
FLYING IN FROM L.A.
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I HAVE TO PULL ALL THE LISTINGS
OF OUR CONDOS, CO-OPS, LOFTS,
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THEN I HAVE TO PROJECT WHAT
THE AMORTIZED MORTGAGE WOULD BE-
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OK, IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO BORE US INTO LEAVING,
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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DOUG, PLEASE, COME ON.
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WHERE ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO GO?
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE GARAGE?
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YEAH,
WE'RE OUT, TOO.
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SPENCE'S MOM HAS A DATE OVER AGAIN.
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LOWELL ISN'T A DATE.
HE'S HER PIANO TEACHER.
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WE DON'T HAVE A PIANO.
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HELLO?
HE BRINGS HIS ORGAN,
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AND SHE PRACTICES
ON THAT.
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COME ON, HONEY, PLEASE. I
REALLY WANT TO DO A GOOD JOB.
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THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
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OK, FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT,
GUYS? NO CARDS. LET'S-
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YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST
GO TO SZECHUAN VILLAGE.
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ALL RIGHT?
OH, AND F.Y.I...
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WHEN YOU'RE AMBITIOUS,
I COULDN'T WANT YOU LESS.
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OK?
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ALL RIGHT, SO,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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HIT ME.
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DAMN IT!
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CAN WE BE DONE NOW?
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OH, GOD, WHEN DID YOU
BECOME SUCH A COMPLAINER?
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UH, WHENEVER I'M FORCED
TO BE FURNITURE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? DEAL 'EM UP. COME ON.
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NAH, I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY ANYMORE.
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I'M GETTIN' TOO GOOD A VIEW
OF BACKSTAGE SPENCE.
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IS THAT A THONG?
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WHAT?! NO.
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WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
HEH.
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SO, WE GETTIN' A TABLE
ANYTIME SOON?
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WELL, GOOD NEWS IS, THERE'S A CHINESE
FAMILY THAT JUST FINISHED EATING.
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BAD NEWS IS, THEY STARTED PLAYING
SOME KIND OF GAME WITH TILES.
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OH, GOD, I HOPE
IT'S NOT SHOGI.
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THAT COULD
TAKE HOURS.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WHY DON'T
WE JUST GRAB SOME TAKEOUT
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AND GO PLAY
IN THE GARAGE?
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AS LONG AS WE DON'T MESS
WITH THE RACCOON BABIES,
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THE MOTHER IS NOT
GOING TO ATTACK US.
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OK, I KNOW FOR A FACT
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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BESIDES, I WANT TO PLAY
IN MY OWN LIVING ROOM.
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WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN. CARRIE'S THROWN US OUT
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THE LAST 5 TIMES
WE'VE TRIED.
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YOU KNOW, IF WE HAD ANY
GUTS, WE'D RENT OUT THAT PLACE
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AND MAKE IT OUR
PERMANENT POKER ROOM.
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HEH. PLUS, HOW FAST WOULD
THE CHINESE FOOD COME?
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YEAH, THAT'D BE
OFF THE HOOK.
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OFF THE HOOK...
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OR VERY MUCH
ON THE HOOK?
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THE LOCATION IS GOOD-
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CLOSE TO SHOPPING.
SCHOOLS ARE EXCELLENT.
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THE BLINDS ARE NEW.
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MY MOTHER-IN-LAW PUT THEM UP
JUST BEFORE SHE PASSED AWAY.
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DROPPED DEAD.
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DROPPED DEAD RIGHT WHERE
YOU ARE STANDING.
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HER HEART?
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NO, UH, THE CEILING FAN
CAME DOWN ON HER.
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IT'S IN THERE
PRETTY GOOD NOW, THOUGH.
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I HAD BETTER GET BACK
DOWN TO MY RESTAURANT.
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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UH, HOW MUCH
IS THE RENT AGAIN?
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$800 A MONTH,
INCLUDING UTILITIES.
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NO PETS.
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CAT GETS LOOSE IN
A CHINESE RESTAURANT, AND...
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WELL, THAT'S HARD
TO LIVE DOWN.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU
GUYS THINK?
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I'M NOT SURE
KELLY'S GONNA GO FOR IT.
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SHE CAN'T NOT GO FOR WHAT
SHE DOESN'T NOT KNOW ABOUT.
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WHAT?
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YOU DON'T TELL HER!
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OH, WHAT, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA TELL CARRIE?
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HELL TO THE NO.
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BROADS AIN'T HEARIN'
ABOUT THIS,
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AND BROADS DEFINITELY
AIN'T INVITED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M IN.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
SPENCE?
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THE, UH,
"NO BROADS" POLICY-
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LIKE, SAY I MEET
A HOT CHICK IN A BAR,
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I WANT TO
BRING HER UP HERE.
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I MEAN, WOULD THAT
BE OK, OR NO?
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LET'S CROSS THAT
IMAGINARY BRIDGE
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WHEN WE COME TO IT.
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WE GOTTA HUSTLE. CARRIE'S
GONNA BE HOME ANY MINUTE.
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YOU WANNA BRING
THIS GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL?
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MMM. NAW.
AT THE NEW PLACE,
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LET'S LEAVE ANIMAL
FAT WHERE IT BELONGS-
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IN THE FOOD.
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HEY!
HEY!
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HI, DEACON, WHY DO YOU
HAVE FOLDING CHAIRS
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TIED TO THE ROOF
OF YOUR CAR?
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OH, UH... I-IT'S FOR
MY KID.
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HE LIKES MUSICAL CHAIRS.
HE'S-
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HE'S TRYING OUT
FOR THE TEAM AT SCHOOL.
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THAT'S A GOOD DAD
RIGHT THERE.
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ANYWAY, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU
ABOUT THAT CLIENT FROM L.A.
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I WAS GONNA BE SHOWING
PROPERTIES TO?
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NO.
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WELL, I DID, AND I AM.
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ANYWAY, GUESS WHO IT IS.
BIG STAR.
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TOM HANKS.
NO.
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THE GUY WHO PLAYED
MR. DRUMMOND.
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NO!
I'M OUT.
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ALL RIGHT.
KIRSTIE ALLEY.
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OH! GIMME A CALL
WHEN IT'S MR. D.
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HEY, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
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UH-NO, THIS IS JUST STUFF THAT
I-I'M GOING TO SELL ON eBAY.
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
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HONEY, YOU'RE SELLING YOUR
PLAYSTATION? YOU LOVE IT.
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EXACTLY. THAT'S WHY I'M
GETTING RID OF ALL THIS CRAP,
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SO I CAN SPEND
MORE TIME WITH YOU.
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TO DO WHAT?
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I GOT NOTHIN'
RIGHT NOW.
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HEY, HEY, SLOW DOWN
THERE, BIG BOY. WHAT?
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HERE. SELL THIS
FOR ME.
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A POTATO CHIP.
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NOT JUST A POTATO CHIP. A POTATO CHIP
THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE RICHARD NIXON.
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NO ONE'S GONNA BUY THAT.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
IT'S A KNOWN FACT
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THAT NIXON IS THE ROLLS-ROYCE OF
PRESIDENTIAL-SHAPED POTATO CHIPS!
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IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM! IT
LOOKS... MORE LIKE MY UNCLE STU.
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YOUR UNCLE STU
WISHES! HERE.
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HI. ARE YOU CARRIE?
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YES. HI!
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I'M KIRSTIE ALLEY.
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I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T
CATCH THE NAME.
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AH! KIDDING!
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HELLO, WELCOME!
COME IN!
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I HAVE SOME GREAT CONDOS
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT.
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OH, EXCITING.
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
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I'M RELIEVED THAT I'M GONNA
BE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING
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OTHER THAN
MY WEIGHT LOSS.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, "KIRSTIE,
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT!
OH, YOU LOOK SO HOT."
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AT A CERTAIN POINT IT'S
LIKE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, RIGHT?
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ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T
REACHED THAT POINT.
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OH, IF I HADN'T TOLD YOU,
KIRSTIE, YOU LOOK FABULOUS!
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WELL, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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HEY, JENNY CRAIG FOR PRESIDENT
- AM I RIGHT?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SO WHY DON'T WE
GET STARTED?
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LET'S!
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MS. HEFFERNAN, WHERE DO
YOU WANT, BAGELS AND DONUTS?
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UH... THANK YOU.
YOU CAN PUT THEM-
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RIGHT BACK WHERE
THEY CAME FROM!
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WE DON'T WANT THAT
POISON IN HERE!
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SORRY ABOUT THAT,
KIRSTIE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO.
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PLEASE. PLEASE,
YOU ENJOY, CARRIE.
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I AM PERFECTLY ABLE TO SIT
HERE AND WATCH OTHER PEOPLE EAT.
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OK. HA HA. ALL RIGHT.
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Out. Out.
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IS IT GOOD?
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MM-HMM.
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IS THAT A LITTLE
PECAN ON TOP?
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OH, ACTUALLY,
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
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JUST GIVE A LITTLE
TASTE.
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OK.
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PECAN?
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MM-HMM. MM-HMM. I THINK
SO. I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
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I'M NOT SURE.
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OH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
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I HAVE THIS LITTLE TRICK-I
WATCH OTHER PEOPLE EAT,
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AND THEN I ENJOY
THE FOOD THROUGH THEM.
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OH! OH, I GET IT.
OK, GREAT, GREAT.
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IN FACT, YOU SEE THAT LITTLE
SPRINKLED DONUT OVER THERE?
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UH-HUH.
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COULD YOU EAT THAT?
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ACTUALLY, I DON'T
LOVE SPRINKLES-
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BUT COULD YOU EAT IT?
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ABSOLUTELY. I CAN.
ABSOLUTELY.
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NOT A PROBLEM.
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AHH...
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THIS IS LIVIN'.
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OH HO! THERE IT IS!
STILL THE CHAMP!
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THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
IT'S ON THE LINE!
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LOOK, NOBODY LIKES
LOSING AT BALONEY DARTS,
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BUT SHOW A LITTLE CLASS,
WOULD YA?
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HELLO.
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HEY, IT'S ME.
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IT'S CARRIE.
KEEP IT DOWN.
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LISTEN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I TRIED CALLING YOU AT HOME.
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I'M AT SZECHUAN VILLAGE.
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AGAIN? MAN,
YOU LOVE THAT PLACE.
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00:10:33,749 --> 00:10:36,383
WHAT WAS THAT? I COULDN'T
UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
223
00:10:36,451 --> 00:10:39,419
WELL, I'M EATING STUFF
FOR KIRSTIE ALLEY.
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WOW. I'M IN THE WRONG
BUSINESS.
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WHAT IS INSIDE THAT? IS
IT CARAMEL OR BUTTERSCOTCH?
226
00:10:56,621 --> 00:10:58,722
HONEY, I'M GONNA BE HOME
A LITTLE LATE.
227
00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,274
AH, BOO.
228
00:11:00,342 --> 00:11:02,676
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
DON'T WORK TOO HARD.
229
00:11:02,744 --> 00:11:04,278
OK. BYE-BYE.
230
00:11:05,814 --> 00:11:07,782
OK, NOW,
JUST HYPOTHETICALLY,
231
00:11:07,849 --> 00:11:10,484
HOW MANY WHITE CASTLES
COULD YOU EAT?
232
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,795
DAD, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD
YOU, STAY OUTTA MY MAKEUP BAG?
233
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,997
I TOOK ONE LIPSTICK!
CALL A COP!
234
00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:31,666
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
WITH IT ANYWAY?
235
00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:34,334
IF YOU MUST KNOW, I WAS
CIRCLING PARTS OF MY BODY
236
00:12:34,402 --> 00:12:35,870
FOR A DOCTOR'S
APPOINTMENT.
237
00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,689
OK. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT!
238
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,657
I'M PUTTING YOU
IN A HOME!
239
00:12:52,587 --> 00:12:54,555
IT'S OPEN.
240
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,191
HEY, MAN, WELCOME!
241
00:12:57,259 --> 00:13:00,178
HEY, I WAS ORDERING
SOME FOOD DOWNSTAIRS
242
00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:02,696
AND MR. SOO SAID
YOU WERE STILL UP HERE.
243
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,183
DIDN'T WE
GIVE THIS PLACE UP?
244
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,034
I DIDN'T. I KEPT IT
FOR A LITTLE GETAWAY.
245
00:13:08,102 --> 00:13:10,554
OH, UM...
246
00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:13,791
I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO TAKE THE SHOES OFF.
247
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,093
I JUST HAD THE CARPETS
CLEANED.
248
00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:17,377
YOU SERIOUS?
249
00:13:17,445 --> 00:13:19,280
DOES IT NOT SMELL
MOUNTAIN FRESH IN HERE?
250
00:13:19,347 --> 00:13:22,749
SERIOUSLY, DOCK THOSE GIANT
BOATS BY THE DOOR, WOULD YA?
251
00:13:22,817 --> 00:13:24,618
COME ON! SIT DOWN, MAN.
252
00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:26,387
HERE YA GO! LET'S VISIT.
253
00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:28,188
TELL ME EVERYTHING!
254
00:13:28,256 --> 00:13:30,157
I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE WITH THE PLACE.
255
00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:31,692
IT'S A BIG
DIFFERENCE.
256
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,051
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
257
00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:42,553
NOW THAT IT'S JUST MINE,
I DON'T KNOW, I...
258
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,188
I WANT MORE.
259
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:48,375
WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? WOULD
YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK?
260
00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:50,777
UH... JUST WATER.
261
00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:53,280
SURE. WE GOT SOME
SPECIALTY SODAS HERE.
262
00:13:53,348 --> 00:13:55,566
I GOT MOXIE,
FANTA ORANGE, TING.
263
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:59,003
THAT'S THE OFFICIAL SODA
OF JAMAICA, MON.
264
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,304
WATER'S GOOD.
265
00:14:01,372 --> 00:14:02,523
YOU'RE THE GUEST.
266
00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:06,026
HERE WE GO.
267
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,540
SO, UH...
268
00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:25,513
YOU STILL WITH CARRIE,
OR...
269
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:30,851
YES, I'M WITH CARRIE.
YOU'RE A CHARACTER.
270
00:14:30,919 --> 00:14:33,471
SO WHERE DOES SHE THINK
YOU ARE WHEN YOU'RE HERE?
271
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:34,788
ACTUALLY, WITH YOU.
272
00:14:34,856 --> 00:14:36,991
I'VE GOT MY DEACON IN THE
BACKGROUND IMPERSONATION
273
00:14:37,058 --> 00:14:38,292
PRETTY DOWN PAT.
274
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,594
SLOW YOUR ROLL, PLAYAH.
275
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:47,201
THAT'S NOT BAD. I GUESS I GOTTA
WORK ON MY BACKGROUND DOUG.
276
00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:49,136
YOU JUST CRUMPLE
A BAG OF DORITOS.
277
00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:51,639
THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO.
278
00:14:58,663 --> 00:14:59,646
OH. SORRY.
279
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,739
SO HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO SWING
THE RENT ALL BY YOURSELF?
280
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,641
I DON'T PAY RENT
ANYMORE.
281
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,443
MR. SOO AND I,
WE WORKED SOMETHING OUT.
282
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:16,597
HEY, TABLE 6 NEEDS
MORE DUCK SAUCE.
283
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,081
I'M ON IT, SIR.
284
00:15:23,371 --> 00:15:25,639
KIRSTIE, THAT CONDO
WAS PERFECT FOR YOU.
285
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,308
I'M NEVER BUYING A CONDO
286
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,926
FROM SOME IDIOT WHO SAYS I
WAS GREAT IN CAGNEY & LACEY.
287
00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:32,163
I DON'T EVEN WANT
A CONDOMINIUM ANYMORE.
288
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,131
I JUST WANNA KILL
MYSELF!
289
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,669
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO.
COME ON. COME ON.
290
00:15:38,736 --> 00:15:40,171
HOW-HOW 'BOUT THIS?
291
00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:43,074
I GO ON AN EATING BINGE
FOR YOU, OK?
292
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:46,010
I'LL EAT FOOD UNTIL
IT COMES OUTTA MY EYES!
293
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,028
WHAT ARE YOU
IN THE MOOD FOR?
294
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:52,383
I GUESS I COULD WATCH
YOU EAT SOME CHINESE.
295
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,802
I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.
296
00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:12,036
ANYWAY, IT'S A GREAT BUILDING RIGHT
ON THE PARK. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
297
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:15,606
HMM. COULD YOU SMOKE
A CIGARETTE FOR ME?
298
00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:18,842
LOVE TO. BUT I...
I DON'T HAVE ANY, SO...
299
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,711
I DO. RIGHT THERE IN MY PURSE. OKEYDOKE.
300
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,312
ONLY BEEN IN THERE
A YEAR.
301
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,881
OH! GREAT.
302
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:25,549
ANYWAY, BACK TO THE CONDO.
303
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,552
I THINK THAT IF YOU LIKE IT, WE
REALLY NEED TO JUMP ON THE BUILDING.
304
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,638
COME ON, MAN!
305
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:06,873
HEY!
306
00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:25,909
YES, MISS?
307
00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:27,444
YEAH, I CALLED FOR
A DELIVERY.
308
00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:29,280
I'M JUST
A LITTLE CONFUSED.
309
00:17:29,347 --> 00:17:31,949
IS IT YOUR POLICY TO JUST
DUMP THE FOOD IN THE STREET
310
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,650
AND THEN DRIVE OFF?
311
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,236
I ASK IN BACK.
312
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,447
DOUG!
313
00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:24,585
CARRIE!
314
00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:30,240
MY GOD! COME ON IN! I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO INVITE YOU OVER FOREVER!
315
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,329
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOIN' ON HE-
316
00:18:36,397 --> 00:18:40,033
OH, I'M... GONNA NEED
YOU TO LOSE THE SHOES.
317
00:18:40,101 --> 00:18:42,202
DOUG, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
318
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,271
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
319
00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:46,106
DIDN'T I TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS?
320
00:18:46,173 --> 00:18:49,042
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
HANGOUT, YOU KNOW.
321
00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:52,212
I COME HERE TO UNWIND...
LIKE ONCE IN A BLUE MOON.
322
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,363
AHEM.
323
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:55,365
YOU'RE
GETTING MAIL HERE.
324
00:18:57,435 --> 00:19:01,371
AND YOU HAVE A TURTLE AND THROW
PILLOWS THAT SAY "HOME SWEET HOME."
325
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:05,242
THAT WAS
A HOUSEWARMING GIFT.
326
00:19:05,309 --> 00:19:07,377
YOU HAD
A HOUSEWARMING PARTY?!
327
00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:11,014
JUST THE NEIGHBORS. YOU
WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN ANYONE.
328
00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:13,133
DOUG, WHAT ELSE
DON'T I KNOW ABOUT?
329
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,735
I MEAN, YOU HAVE
ANOTHER WIFE?
330
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:16,804
IS THERE A DOUG, JR.
AT SOCCER PRACTICE?
331
00:19:16,871 --> 00:19:18,154
YOU'RE OVERREACTING!
332
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:19,406
I'M OVERREACTING?
333
00:19:19,473 --> 00:19:22,142
I JUST FOUND OUT MY
HUSBAND HAS ANOTHER LIFE!
334
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,363
ANOTHER LIFE.
THAT'S CRAZY!
335
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,681
HELLO?
336
00:19:27,748 --> 00:19:30,918
WO MEN KUH BOO KUK EE
WAN DIEN ZAl SHUWO...
337
00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:42,362
ZAl JIAN.
338
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,432
HEY, HOW 'BOUT A MOXIE
SODA, BOTTLE OF MOXIE?
339
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,301
I- I-I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS.
340
00:19:48,369 --> 00:19:50,603
WOULD YOU
- SIT DOWN, WOULD YOU, PLEASE?
341
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:53,874
OH, YEAH. HERE
YOU USE A COASTER.
342
00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:55,642
JUST LISTEN TO ME,
ALL RIGHT?
343
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:59,512
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED AS A PLACE
FOR ME AND THE GUYS TO HANG OUT.
344
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,581
BUT... THEY BAILED OUT
AND I JUST...
345
00:20:01,649 --> 00:20:03,616
I STAYED WITH IT.
346
00:20:03,684 --> 00:20:05,852
WHY? TO GET AWAY
FROM ME?
347
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,438
NOT YOU.
348
00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:10,207
NOT JUST YOU.
349
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,744
LOOK, I ADMIT, MAYBE I TOOK
THINGS A LITTLE TOO FAR.
350
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,447
BUT HAVE YOU EVER JUST...
351
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,582
WANTED TO ESCAPE
FROM SOMEONE?
352
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,527
HEY, HEY, HEY.
353
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:31,778
HAVE YOU SEEN CARRIE?
354
00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:33,597
NOPE.
355
00:20:37,618 --> 00:20:39,619
THIS IS NICE.
356
00:20:39,687 --> 00:20:43,123
YEAH. GLAD YOU
DECIDED TO STAY.
357
00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:49,295
HEY, YOU WANNA...
THROW SOME BALONEY?
358
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:54,500
I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS,
359
00:20:54,568 --> 00:20:56,002
BUT NO.
360
00:21:01,909 --> 00:21:04,811
DOUG, TURTLE SOUP
FOR TABLE 7.
361
00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:06,480
OK. I'M ON IT, SIR.
362
00:21:10,318 --> 00:21:13,069
OH, MY GOD. I-IS THIS-
363
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:15,956
I TOLD YOU... NO PETS.
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