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oh, not tonight!
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not tonight!
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hello.
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hey, honey. listen,
i have a problem.
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yeah, tell me about it.
i can't find the salsa.
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what?!
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i bought salsa yesterday,
and it disappeared.
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it's gone!
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ok, well, i'm sorry
to bother you
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during this very
difficult time.
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uh, but i just found out that
i have to work late tonight,
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so i'm not gonna be able to pick
up your mother from the airport.
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well, i-i can't, either!
i got a poker game!
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calm down. i will call a
cab for your mother. ok?
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ok. that solves
the easy problem.
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all right. i gotta go.
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sure! just run away
like you always do!
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ok. bye-bye.
bye-bye, now.
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yeah-
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hey.
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oh, great.
those idiots
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didn't order
enough sandwiches.
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oh. well, i can double
your sandwiches right now.
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great idea.
yeah?
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and then i will put them
on smaller plates.
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that makes everything
look bigger.
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i try that trick with my
husband. doesn't work. oh, yeah.
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oh... thanks
for stayin' late.
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it's been crazy
around here,
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what with tom weaver
leaving.
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uh, sherry.
yes.
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i- i was wondering
if, uh-
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and you can tell me
if this is stupid-
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but do you think that
i would be considered
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for mr. weaver's
job?
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oh!
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excuse me.
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dugan group.
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i found
the salsa.
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and i know i said some things
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maybe, in the heat of the moment-
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so, anyway...
you were saying?
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i think you would be a
great candidate for the job.
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really?
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of course, you'd
have to familiarize
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yourself
with tom's projects.
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yeah. of course.
yeah.
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but i have to tell you,
there is one thing
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that might weigh against you
with the hiring committee.
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oh. what?
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i don't want
to hurt your feelings.
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oh, no. no.
tell me.
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well, the thing is, i know how
bright and talented you are, but
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the committee, uh, might not
be able to appreciate that
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because of
the way you... talk.
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what? the way i tawk?
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what's wrong with
the way i tawk?
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carrie, this is
a real estate company,
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and when
i hear you say, um,
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"you know what
i'm tawkin' about?"
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and "how about
this friggin' weathuh?"
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it sounds like you'd be
more at home unloading trucks
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at the fish market.
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ok. i get it.
or, you know,
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mixing cement.
mmhh.
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i
- i get it. thank you so much, shelly. yeah.
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work on that.
all right. ok.
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ok.
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i'm gonna...
i'm gonna raise 2.
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i fold.
yeah, me, too.
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you know what,
doug, my boy?
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i am all in.
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w- what
are you doin'?
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just in case you try
to read these eyes.
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thank god i got
the flop sweat
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and the shaky hands
to fall back on.
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i call.
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dammit!
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doug?!
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yeah, ma?
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do you know what channel my show's on?
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i'm not sure, but i'm-i'm
gonna guess lifetime.
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hey, babe.
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hi. yeah,
that's it, spence.
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put the drink
next to the coaster.
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what's
the matter?
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do you know what
my boss told me today?
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that i can't get a promotion
because of the way i tawk.
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do i tawk
so friggin' bad?
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do i?
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no, it's...
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it's like music.
oh, shut up.
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honey, i pushed
a button on the remote,
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and now
the screen is blue.
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no, see, you gotta
hit "tv/video"
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and make sure
it's on channel 3.
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oh. and don't make any
plans for tomorrow afternoon.
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they're havin'
a winter coat sale at
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big-and-tall shop.
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ok, first off,
i have a winter coat.
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and second,
they know i'm big.
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i only come up
a few times a year.
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we never get to spend
any time together.
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what do you call
this?
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spence, it's to you. uh...
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you know what?
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i'm gonna take
a little break.
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wait a second.
you can't.
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we're in the middle
of a tournament here.
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i can sit in
for him.
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we play hold 'em all
the time at the condo.
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thank you,
janet.
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let's see what
we got here.
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what just happened here?
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carrie, you're not
gonna find the answer
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to your problems
in a bottle of pills.
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it's chewable vitamin c.
can i help you?
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no, but...
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i can help you
lose that accent.
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what are you
talkin' about?
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we moved here
when i was 10.
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and before that, i lived in a
rural county in west virginia,
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and baack than,
i tawked like the-is.
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really?
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it's true.
but i realized
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if i didn't do
something about it,
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i was gonna end up
like all my friends-
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working down in the mines,
never seeing the light of day.
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but don't you work
in the subway?
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well, yes-
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and don't miners
make a lot of money?
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roughly double
what i make,
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but the point is...
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i taught myself to speak
better, and i can teach you, too.
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i
- i don't know. the interview's in a week.
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i can't learn a whole
new way to tawk by then.
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tawk. oh, my god.
i sound like stallone.
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carrie. you're smart.
you're hardworking.
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you can do this.
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you really think so?
yes.
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but understand
one thing.
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you must surrender
yourself to me...
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totally.
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hi.
hey.
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here's the money
i owe aunt janet.
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tell her congrats.
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yeah, last night
she won back
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all the money
she ever gave me
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for birthdays,
graduation,
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and both
of my weddings.
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yeah. she took me
for 35 bucks, too,
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but she said i could
pay her in hugs.
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can i pay her
in hugs?
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no.
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then i gotta
give her a check.
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phwooh.
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whoa.
yeah.
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could you ask her not to
cash it for a few days?
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i gotta move
some stuff around.
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hey, you know what?
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you should get her
into that high-stakes game
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they have in the back
room of o'dooley's.
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what?
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yeah. i mean,
think about it.
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you-you bankroll her.
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they'd never see her comin'.
you-you'd clean up.
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you know,
maybe you're right.
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yeah, and... if
she wins at o'dooley's,
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that could just
be the start of it.
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yeah! you could ride your
mom all the way to vegas!
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i wouldn't put it
that way, but yeah!
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let's work on your trouble words again.
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tawk.
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i'm-i'm sorry,
did we start
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spelling "talk"
t- a-w-k
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and no one
told me?
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no. try it again.
ok.
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talk?
don't-
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don't pronounce the "l."
just suggest it.
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tak?
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please tell me
that was a joke.
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no! look, i'm trying! i don't
know what you want from me!
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w- what i want from you
is to try
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a little muscle memory.
ok? let me...
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let me adjust
your palate...
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and... try
the second word.
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cawfee.
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ok, hang on.
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and... again.
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coffee.
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and...
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all right.
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here we go.
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coffee.
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all right,
you know what?
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get your stubby fingers
off-a me. all right?
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no. stubby fingers
off of me.
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ok, you know what?
this is not gonna work,
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so why don't you take
your posters
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and your model
of the human throat
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and just get the hell
outta here, ok?
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fine. but i suggest you
start practicing this phrase:
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"i will be getting
people cawfee
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for the rest
of my life. "
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let's keep working.
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good. uh, i'll go
get the tongue clamp.
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should i go over my
breathing exercises again?
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i don't know.
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if you want to.
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look... i'm sorry
i bit you.
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it's ok. my... fingers
were in there pretty deep.
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you know what? you were
right. i can't do this.
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i'm-i'm gonna live
in queens forever.
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i'm gonna be
a secretary forever.
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i'm gonna be married
to doug forever.
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oh, shut up.
i'm tired.
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hello.
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no, i'm sorry.
i- i can't talk now.
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ok. bye-bye.
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what?
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you can't what now?
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i can't talk now.
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i can't talk now!
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no, you can talk now!
oh, my god!
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here, let's-let's try
our practice sentence.
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oh, i'm scared!
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just-just do it.
ok.
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i talked with audrey
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over coffee.
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once more.
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i talked with audrey
over coffee!
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oh, my god! i can say it!
i can say it! yes, you can!
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god, you're beautiful.
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hi, doug.
hey, ma.
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what are you-
what are you doin'?
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oh, the hamper was full,
so i did the laundry.
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i hope carrie
won't be mad.
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she's usually a good sport
about that kind of stuff.
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listen, i didn't fly you
all the way in from florida
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for you to do laundry. you're-you're
here to have a good time,
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so... whatever you want to
do, you-you just name it.
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how about dinner
and a show?
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ehhhhh...
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i've been dyin'
to see spamalot.
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i'm talkin'
somethin' exciting!
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come on, something different! you know?
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maybe something that's,
like, i don't know,
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sweepin' the nation
or somethin'.
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hey! how about we play
texas hold 'em?
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i'm still comin' off
the high of last night!
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really? i-i thought
i embarrassed ya.
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embarrassed me? what
poker game were you at?
254
00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,995
what's goin' on, doug?
255
00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:49,213
all right, look.
256
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,848
there's this
high-stakes game
257
00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:52,717
that i-i just want
you to play in.
258
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,051
what? why?
259
00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:54,969
'cause, look,
260
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,720
you're a sweet old lady from florida.
261
00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:59,223
they'll never expect you
to be good. we can clean up!
262
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,992
oh, no, no. i could never
do anything like that.
263
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,928
it seems dishonest.
264
00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:05,262
dishonest? oh,
but you're ok
265
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:08,566
hosting unlicensed tupperware
parties in your basement?
266
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,203
that was one time.
267
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,641
look, i'm uncomfortable
with this whole subject,
268
00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:20,144
so let's
just drop it. ok?
269
00:11:20,211 --> 00:11:22,212
ok, but you know what? it's
just that you're always sayin'
270
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,681
that i never spend enough
time with you, you know,
271
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,949
and now i come up with somethin'
that we can do together,
272
00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:27,585
and what do you do? you just
shoot me down right away.
273
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,587
you know? i just... i don't
know how to please you.
274
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:30,921
i don't know how.
275
00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:34,392
oh, dear.
276
00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:38,362
i... i didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
277
00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:39,430
well, you did.
278
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,568
so you really
want me to do this?
279
00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:47,120
yeah. and look, it's
not just about the money.
280
00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:49,856
it's about us getting closer. you know?
281
00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:52,777
well...
282
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:54,612
how much
is the buy-in?
283
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,347
just a thousand bucks.
284
00:11:56,414 --> 00:11:59,082
where you gonna get
a thousand dollars?
285
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,971
yes, i'd like
to place an order
286
00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:13,574
for a quart of egg drop soup,
287
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,943
some sweet-and-sour pork,
288
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:17,812
and 2 coffees.
289
00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:20,581
do you need me to repeat
that? because i can.
290
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,001
you were awesome
today, ma.
291
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,753
oh, stop it.
292
00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:27,254
you know,
i really felt
293
00:13:27,322 --> 00:13:30,224
badly about takin' that
young man's tuition money.
294
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,294
hey, i never finished college,
and look how i turned out.
295
00:13:34,362 --> 00:13:35,246
whassup?
296
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,547
whassup?!
297
00:13:37,532 --> 00:13:38,899
anyway, time for you
to go to bed,
298
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,918
so i'm gonna go upstairs
and blow up your mattress.
299
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,904
i'm so keyed up!
i hope i can fall asleep.
300
00:13:43,972 --> 00:13:46,273
oh, don't you worry. i'll
give you a little blue pill.
301
00:13:46,341 --> 00:13:47,407
you wash it down
with a martini.
302
00:13:47,475 --> 00:13:49,109
i'll have to wake you up with a shovel.
303
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:52,763
well...
oh, hey, janet.
304
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,432
oh, carrie.
305
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:57,334
me and doug have been
spendin' so much time together,
306
00:13:57,402 --> 00:13:59,303
i feel like i haven't
said a word to you.
307
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,654
oh, that's ok.
308
00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:02,873
no, no. i'll make
a pot of cawfee,
309
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,791
and you and i can have
a nice long tawk.
310
00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:12,132
actually, um,
i ordered coffee.
311
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,517
you ordered cawfee?
312
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:15,352
that's crazy tawk.
313
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,853
i can make you
some cawfee right-
314
00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:18,422
ok. how about some tea?
that'd be great.
315
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,141
okeydoke.
i'll put a kettle on.
316
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,910
oh. you know who
we sawr today,
317
00:14:22,977 --> 00:14:25,879
in midtown, wawkin'
right down the street?
318
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:27,298
bea arthuh.
319
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:29,766
she's the lady
who played mauwde.
320
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,001
uh... yeah.
321
00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:32,269
you watched mauwde,
right? uh-huh, uh-huh!
322
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:35,139
uh-huh. she was wahkin'
her dawg.
323
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:36,306
a yowrkie,
i think.
324
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,094
hey. ma tell you
we saw maude?
325
00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:42,580
yes. we covered that.
listen, um...
326
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,099
i'm gonna need her outta here. what?
327
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,834
her accent. it's
screwin' me all up.
328
00:14:46,902 --> 00:14:47,835
just tell her
we're gonna put her
329
00:14:47,903 --> 00:14:48,836
in a nice hotel
or somethin'.
330
00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:50,036
no way, carrie.
look, i do not
331
00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:51,121
want to upset her.
ok? we got
332
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:52,722
a very important game
tomorrow night.
333
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:53,958
what about me, doug?
334
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:57,461
i have one of the biggest
interviews of my life tomorrow.
335
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:58,728
listen, i love you
for dreamin',
336
00:14:58,796 --> 00:15:00,064
but the smart money's
on my ma.
337
00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:02,132
she could be
our ticket outta here!
338
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,834
i can't believe you!
oh, my gawd-
339
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,703
oh, my gawd.
oh, my god.
340
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:06,837
oh, i gotta listen
to my tape.
341
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,639
yeah, yeah.
you go. go.
342
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:14,345
it's 10 to you,
doug.
343
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,213
no. i, uh...
i fold again.
344
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:18,516
gotta stay in it
to win it, my man.
345
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,552
yeah. stop dealin' me ass, and i will.
346
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,020
doug! language!
347
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:26,056
sorry. thanks again for
lettin' me bring my mom in here.
348
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:30,260
i would've left her in the
car, but... she wanders.
349
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,796
ok, doug,
deal 'em up.
350
00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:33,430
oh. yeah,
let's do it.
351
00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:35,198
let's turn this luck
around, huh?
352
00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:37,868
ooh.
353
00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:40,371
you ok?
354
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,439
yeah. i'm fine.
355
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:45,725
mmhh.
356
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:46,527
you-
you sure?
357
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,212
yeah. fine.
absolutely.
358
00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:55,920
mmhh.
359
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,054
just, uh...
360
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,573
gettin' a little wave
of somethin'.
361
00:15:59,641 --> 00:16:01,808
anybody else eat fish
from that cart outside?
362
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:09,183
hey, man!
363
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:12,369
why'ntcha go to the
bathroom or something?
364
00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:13,487
yeah, you want me
to leave now
365
00:16:13,554 --> 00:16:15,489
when my luck's changin',
don't you?
366
00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:19,676
oh, come on, man!
g- come on! jeez!
367
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,445
all right, all right, all right.
368
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,579
i'm just gonna...
369
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:24,047
get a little
fresh air.
370
00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:25,065
mom, why don't you sit
in for me for a hand?
371
00:16:25,132 --> 00:16:26,199
what, dear?
372
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,434
she know
how to play?
373
00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:28,486
yeah. she plays
all the time
374
00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:29,754
back home
in florida.
375
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,589
uh, just for
condo fun-bucks.
376
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:33,758
just-come on.
one hand, ma. ohhh...
377
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:36,527
well, all right. i'll-
i'll give it a whirl.
378
00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:41,248
you may have to help me
with what beats what.
379
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:51,909
and i spent 7 years,
uh, as a legal secretary
380
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,911
at kaplan, hornstein,
and steckler.
381
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,780
and i've been at the dugan
group now for 2 years.
382
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:56,947
well,
383
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:57,764
sherry conrad
384
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,683
seems to think the world of you. oh...
385
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,402
well, she is
a wonderful mentor.
386
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:03,904
so, carrie,
what do you think
387
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,739
you can bring
to this position?
388
00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:09,393
well, um, i know
a large part of my job
389
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,095
would be speaking
to clients.
390
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,330
and, as you can see,
my speaking...
391
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:15,532
really...
speaks for itself.
392
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,970
i assume you have familiarized yourself
393
00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:21,772
with tom weaver's
files?
394
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,590
files?
395
00:17:22,657 --> 00:17:23,590
you know...
396
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:25,542
with all his
development projects.
397
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,310
of course.
398
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:30,230
talk to us about phase 7 of brookside.
399
00:17:31,582 --> 00:17:33,150
i hear good things.
400
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:37,137
can you be any more specific?
401
00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:40,006
really good things.
402
00:17:43,578 --> 00:17:45,145
ok... look,
403
00:17:45,213 --> 00:17:47,847
i
- i didn't go over tom's files because
404
00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:49,333
sherry told me i should
lose my accent. ok?
405
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,501
so i worked really hard on that. i mean,
406
00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:53,337
i used to say things
like tawk and cawfee
407
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:54,705
and "how 'bout
that friggin' weathuh?"
408
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:55,706
and now listen to this:
409
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,075
how about
that freaking weather?
410
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:08,368
well, uh... carrie, thanks
so much for coming in.
411
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:09,469
look, if you would
just give me a chance,
412
00:18:09,537 --> 00:18:11,138
i could really
prove to you-
413
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:12,188
really, carrie,
weh have
414
00:18:12,256 --> 00:18:13,657
a lot of
other people to see.
415
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,692
but thank yew!
416
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,194
ok, here's
a question for you.
417
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,829
how come daisy duke over here
didn't have to lose her accent?
418
00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:23,500
'scuse me. mah daddy
helped build this c'mp'ny.
419
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,869
oh, yer daddy did?
420
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,670
well, my daddy
lives in the basement.
421
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,172
that's why i need
this job. ok, honey?
422
00:18:36,864 --> 00:18:38,949
so, you'll let me know
on monday?
423
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,133
ok.
424
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,552
thank you so much.
425
00:18:43,421 --> 00:18:45,239
ok, carlos.
426
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:47,908
i'm gonna have to
raise you another 50.
427
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:50,610
and i'm gonna have to
call you, mrs. heffernan.
428
00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:51,896
2 pair.
429
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:54,398
oh, jeez.
i was bluffing.
430
00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:55,566
oh, she was...
431
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,403
i feel bad now.
432
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,874
ohhh... gosh.
433
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,359
let's take
a break, huh?
434
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:07,760
come back
in 10 minutes.
435
00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:09,813
well, i'm not havin'
much luck tonight.
436
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,649
no, and you're not gonna if
you keep going in with squat!
437
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:13,817
what?
438
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,552
you had no business
bein' in that last pot.
439
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,837
honey, if my flush
had come in...
440
00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:18,238
"if, if, if."
you don't chase a flush
441
00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:19,656
when there's a pair
on the board!
442
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:20,925
well, i figured
he had 10s.
443
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:24,061
"he had 10s. "
i wanna be adopted!
444
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,897
what're you gettin'
so upset about?
445
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,166
'cause you're losin'
all our money.
446
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,601
when you asked me
to do this,
447
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,837
you told me the most important
part was us havin' fun.
448
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:35,005
it is fun...
449
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,774
when we're winning.
450
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,910
ok. i understand.
451
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,612
i won't waste any more time havin' fun.
452
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,049
i'll just be a cutthroat
poker-playin' machine
453
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:48,352
and clean out those nice young
men. will that make you happy?
454
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,787
yeeessss!
455
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,628
well... game's over.
456
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,731
here. $3,400.
457
00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:04,000
wow!
458
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,669
carlos tried to get cute
with a pair of deuces,
459
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:07,771
and i took him down hard.
460
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:11,258
well! guess who's sitting
front row at spamalot-
461
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:14,044
you and the guest
of your choice.
462
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,097
that's ok, doug. you don't
have to spend any money on me.
463
00:20:17,165 --> 00:20:19,299
let's just go home. ok?
464
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,117
mom, wait a second.
look...
465
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:23,320
i
- i know you think this is all about the money
466
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:26,490
because... well,
i said it was.
467
00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:29,827
but the truth is... i
had a good time with you.
468
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,011
yeah, sure.
i did!
469
00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:32,478
and let me tell you somethin'. look,
470
00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:33,998
this is a lot
of money.
471
00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:35,799
but if it's gonna come
between us, then...
472
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,901
it's just not worth it. and i-
473
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,169
i will march
back in there
474
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:41,304
and give them their
money back right now.
475
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:42,839
ok.
476
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,791
i- i will. i will.
477
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:45,959
ok.
all right.
478
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,260
yeah.
479
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:48,578
ok.
fine.
480
00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:50,146
i will. all right.
481
00:20:57,087 --> 00:20:59,690
all right! i'll take you to spamalot!
482
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,714
my... daddy...
483
00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:10,216
built... this...
484
00:21:10,284 --> 00:21:11,318
company.
485
00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:12,269
yeah! yes!
486
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:13,587
oh! i did it!
i did it!
487
00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:14,688
ohhh...
488
00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:18,458
god, you're beautiful.
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