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ahh, sunday.
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you know what i
like to call it?
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fun day.
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that's a good one.
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ok, i got a couple
problems here,
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but let's start
with this one-
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why do your socks
have big 4s on the bottom?
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it's my new system.
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i label them so
i don't mix them up
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with my other
sets of socks.
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bam!
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but arthur, all your socks
are white.
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you just grab
any two of them.
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obviously you've never
heard of "toe memory."
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as a sock evolves, it
either becomes a left sock
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or a right sock.
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if you put one
on the wrong foot,
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you're asking for
a day of discomfort,
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and shame.
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but how do the 4s tell
you which one's a right
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and which one's a left?
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look, douglas, my system has its flaws,
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but i've come at this from every angle,
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and believe me, there is no better way.
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mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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unless you just
label every sock
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with either
an "l" or an "r."
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well, there goes
my fun day!
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by the way, it's saturday.
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today i was watching
the discovery channel,
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and they said because
of that evolution crap,
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that eventually people are
gonna stop having pinkie toes.
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oh, man. that blows.
i know.
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yeah, but that won't happen
for like thousands of years.
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still, that doesn't
worry you?
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no. i have
pinkie toes.
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great, why don't you tell
that to your grandchildren
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when they're
tipping over?
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hey. sorry i'm late.
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hey.
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what?
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you, uh, you do realize you got
a baby strapped to your chest?
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yeah.
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um, ah, dip, good.
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ok, guy, what's
the deal here?
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it's tanya's kid.
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that waitress you
used to go out with?
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you had a kid with her?
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no, remember,
she cheated on me?
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do you guys listen
to anything i say?
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so-so what are you
doing with her baby?
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ah, she's got some training
seminar out of town for the weekend,
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so she asked me
to watch the kid.
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so she's got you
babysitting the kid
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she had with the guy
she cheated on you with?
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yeah.
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well, you know, it's a
ploy to get back with me.
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i mean, that's why she borrowed
my car and all that money.
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obviously got a bad case
of the dannys.
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well, i gotta say
that's a pretty cute kid,
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you know, for a white one.
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thanks, man. and
i don't mean to brag,
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but the guy that she
cheated on me with,
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he was an
underwear model.
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hey, let me
check it out.
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oh, maybe later.
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you know, my little guy
just said "dada"
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for the first time?
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he said it to the cable guy,
but it was still a thrill.
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ah, kids are great.
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yeah, i'm so attached and
it's not even my own kid.
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i can't even imagine
what that would feel like.
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i gotta take a leak.
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yeah, i'll
take her.
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ah, deac's got her.
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yeah.
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guy, i can hold
the baby, ok?
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i held his kid
at his christening.
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excuse me, you're
the manager, right?
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yes.
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i'm arthur spooner.
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i'd like to officially
announce my candidacy
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for "customer
of the month."
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oh, well, we'll certainly
keep you in mind.
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just to remind you,
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i have been here
every day this month.
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my attendance is perfect.
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yes, i know you
come in here a lot.
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not a lot. every day.
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it's just that i've
never actually seen you
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buy anything.
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what?
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yeah, you bring a
thermos of your own coffee
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and use our
cream and sugar.
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i buy things
all the time.
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i purchased a rice krispie
treat not 2 weeks ago.
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yes, but you ate
most of it
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and returned the rest
for a refund.
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you said you found
a fish hook in it.
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i did.
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um, it's not just about
how much money people spend.
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look at helen.
she's 80 years old
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and just walked 12 miles
for muscular dystrophy.
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oh, i see. so i can't be
customer of the month
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because i had a falling
out with jerry lewis?
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sir, you're missing-
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for your information,
i put a call into him,
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the ball is
in his court.
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look, i gotta
get back to work.
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oh, by the way,
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i think your razor's
finished charging.
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honey, what are you doing?
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shh! don't be afraid.
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just relax.
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i gotta get up early
for work tomorrow.
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shh, come on.
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let's make a baby.
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what?
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yeah. i want to make
a baby. tonight.
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were you at a strip club?
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no, i just...
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i've been thinking
about, you know,
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how much i love you
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and how much a baby would
make our lives complete.
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really?
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yeah. so scooch your
bloomers down and count to 50.
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come on.
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are you serious? i've never
seen you like this.
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yeah. oh, and by the way,
when we have our baby,
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danny's not allowed
to hold it.
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ha ha, what are you
talking about?
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it's just that,
you know,
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he was babysitting
his girlfriend's kid,
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and he wouldn't
let me hold it,
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but the joke's on him because
we're gonna make our own baby
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and it's gonna blow
his away, so come on.
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all right, get off me.
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what? what's the matter?
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i can't believe you!
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the reason why
you want to have a baby
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is so you can get even
with danny?
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and make our lives
complete!
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you are unbelievable, man!
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this is why i don't
want to have a baby,
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because you are
so irresponsible!
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all right, i'm sorry, let's
forget the whole danny thing.
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seriously, the point is,
i want to start a family.
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well, good luck
with that,
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because this
kitchen's closed.
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wait a second now! come
on, there's two of us here.
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ok? you can't just make
all of the decisions.
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uh, think i can,
think i did.
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ok, you know what? i'm
getting a little tired of you
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acting like you're
the boss around here.
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"no, doug, you can't
get that car.
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no, doug, you can't
do steroids."
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ok, you know what? this conversation's
over. i'm going to sleep.
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ok, just so
i'm clear on this,
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you're deciding
no baby, so, no baby.
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yep.
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oh, we'll see
about that.
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hey.
hey.
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i need to borrow
your baby.
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what? no.
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just for a couple hours.
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guy, it's a baby,
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not a
weed-whacker.
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look, i got into this whole
thing with carrie and...
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look, i gotta show her
who's boss of the house.
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i- i can't. i-i
promised tonya
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that i wouldn't take
my eye off the baby.
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and when someone puts their
faith in you like that,
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you know,
it means something.
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although, i would love
to see transporter two.
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all right, there
she is. you ready?
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i was born ready.
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oh, my god!
he's choking!
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uhh! uhh! uhh!
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there was a fishhook
in my scone.
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that man saved my life.
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oh, yeah. that man saved my life.
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settle down, everyone.
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just doing what
any customer would do.
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any customer?
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he should be
customer of the month!
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we done?
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shall we take
my picture now?
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i'm packed in a girdle
so let's get this done.
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do you really think
i'm gonna make you
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customer
of the month
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because of that ridiculous
stunt you just pulled?
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unless you want a riot
on your hands?
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listen, old man,
and listen good.
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as long as
i'm manager,
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you will never, ever be
customer of the month.
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have a nice day.
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hmm...
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i'm home!
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hey.
oh.
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listen, honey, i'm sorry i
came down on you last night.
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it's just
that sometimes
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i gotta do what's best for us, you know?
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i know. i know
and thanks.
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all right, then.
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excuse me.
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what the hell
is going on here?
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did you really think you could
stop me from having a baby?
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you're my baby.
yes, you are.
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all right, if i
turn the tv on right now,
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will your picture
be on the news?
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no.
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no, it won't.
no, it will not.
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come here.
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all right, would
you stop doing that?
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stop what?
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all right, doug,
i get it.
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you're very clever. you
borrowed somebody's baby.
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did you actually think this was
gonna make me want to have a baby?
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i don't care.
you do what you want.
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ok, i've moved on.
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all right, you know what?
when you do stupid things
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like this, it pushes
me further away
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from ever wanting
to have a baby...
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with you, that is.
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ok, in case
you haven't noticed,
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don't need you
to have a baby.
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hey, uh, danny, it's, uh, me.
could you come get the baby?
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uh, yeah, it
didn't really land, ok?
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and, uh, i don't know what
the hell to do with it.
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ok. call me.
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ahem. ahh.
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'sup?
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i'll just, uh-if you want to
do that, that's right there.
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ugh, are you still
doing the baby thing?
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uh, parenthood
isn't a thing.
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it's a way of life.
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ok, you know what, doug,
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it started out stupid but now
you're just being irresponsible.
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irresponsible-what?
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yeah, that's right.
you don't even know
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what you're doing with this
baby, so just give it back.
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hey.
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oh, man, you gotta
see transporter two.
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just when you think they've run
out of ways of transporting things,
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ha! well, i won't
ruin it for you
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but he gets there.
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whoa, whoa, whoa.
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look, i need
more time here.
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what?
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you gotta help
me out here.
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carrie's copping
a real attitude
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and if i let her win
on this baby thing-
254
00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:49,340
how 'bout i go
to a casino?
255
00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,009
that was easy.
256
00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,250
it's coming.
it's coming.
257
00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:02,787
ugh.
258
00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:04,121
that's right,
it's still here.
259
00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:07,024
"it's." you don't know
if it's a boy or a girl.
260
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,843
yeah, ok, i've been taking
care of the baby all day
261
00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,678
and i don't know
if it's a boy or a girl.
262
00:12:20,589 --> 00:12:22,823
whoa.
263
00:12:22,891 --> 00:12:26,794
is my little girl
ready for her bottle?
264
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:28,895
first, i test
it on the wrist
265
00:12:28,963 --> 00:12:30,614
to make sure it's
the right temperature.
266
00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:33,417
sh-ugh!
267
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,202
i'm guessing it's not?
268
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,821
a little heads up,
269
00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:39,423
8 minutes in the micro,
too long.
270
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:41,708
uh, your baby's crying.
271
00:12:41,776 --> 00:12:44,645
you might want to whip up
some flaming applesauce.
272
00:12:44,713 --> 00:12:48,449
her papa will decide
what she wants to eat, ok?
273
00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:21,265
it's ok. it's ok.
274
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:25,736
it's ok. all right. ok.
275
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,872
all right. all right.
all right. it's ok.
276
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,892
ok, she won't stop crying.
i can't put her to sleep.
277
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,711
you gotta come
pick her up now!
278
00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:34,695
you gotta come
get her now!
279
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:35,913
i- i'm on a roll
here, all right?
280
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,081
just give me
another hour.
281
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,016
2, tops.
282
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,584
i'll tell you what.
i'll-i'll bring her to you!
283
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:41,852
i'll-i'll bring
her to you.
284
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,120
i- i-just tell
me where you're at.
285
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,606
hey, keep 'em coming,
kitten, all right?
286
00:13:45,673 --> 00:13:47,208
and i don't wanna
see any ice.
287
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:57,801
hi, can i help you?
288
00:13:57,869 --> 00:14:00,554
yeah, what do you got
to make a baby sleep?
289
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,390
pills, drops-
legal, illegal.
290
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,792
i got cash.
291
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,143
if it makes you feel
any better,
292
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,079
you're not the first one
to go through this.
293
00:14:08,146 --> 00:14:09,313
yeah, it doesn't.
294
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,414
how about pills for me?
295
00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:12,349
'cause i'm at the
end of my rope.
296
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,517
single parent, huh?
297
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:15,168
pretty much, yeah.
298
00:14:15,236 --> 00:14:17,505
well, our new moms group
is starting soon.
299
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:18,805
maybe they can help.
300
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,159
uh, and by "help"
do you mean
301
00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:24,261
they have pills?
302
00:14:29,784 --> 00:14:32,202
hi, welcome. come sit.
303
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,721
the floor's open.
so, if you have
304
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,173
any questions or problems,
we're here for you.
305
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,774
well, my baby hasn't
been sleeping,
306
00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:41,378
and i've been
crying a lot.
307
00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:43,147
did you try
the dryer thing?
308
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,432
you put 'em
in the dryer?
309
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,234
no, no. you put the baby in a
car seat on top of the dryer.
310
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:48,703
puts them right out.
311
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,437
and let me ask you.
what about food?
312
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:53,840
'cause my baby hasn't
been eating her vegetables.
313
00:14:53,908 --> 00:14:55,826
oh, well, you got to keep
them away from fruit.
314
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,495
because once they taste
the sweet stuff,
315
00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,430
they are not going back.
316
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,549
ahh. there's just so
much i don't know.
317
00:15:01,616 --> 00:15:03,900
relax. everything
you need to know
318
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:07,637
about taking care of
that baby is right in here.
319
00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:06,029
ladies, you don't want
to put your babies to bed
320
00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:07,665
on the same side
every night.
321
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:11,835
that's how you get flathead
mcgee, you know what i'm sayin'?
322
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:13,087
sarah and dylan do.
323
00:16:13,155 --> 00:16:14,722
i'm kidding.
i'm kidding.
324
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:18,859
i'll tell you
my biggest complaint.
325
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,728
since i had the baby,
i can't remember
326
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:22,696
the last time my husband
and i had sex.
327
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,449
sex? that's what got us into
this whole mess. am i right?
328
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:28,368
you know, i don't know
what to do here.
329
00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:30,153
jerry just won't latch on.
330
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:32,055
have you tried
the football hold?
331
00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,891
no, what's
the football hold?
332
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:34,958
you know-hand him
over to me.
333
00:16:35,026 --> 00:16:36,026
ok.
334
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:37,895
you got to hold him
like a football.
335
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,497
that's basically
what you do.
336
00:16:39,564 --> 00:16:40,731
you just hold him there,
337
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,567
and you let him land
in boobyville.
338
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,701
let him find it.
339
00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:47,371
there he goes. whoa. his
bottom teeth are coming in.
340
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:56,947
wonderful, this internet.
341
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,815
yes.
342
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:01,118
otherwise i would
never have
343
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,704
stumbled across
your rap sheet.
344
00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:05,255
what?!
345
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,926
i'm right. you are
the gloria creswell
346
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,662
who was arrested
in october '82
347
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:16,133
for petty theft
in tonawanda, new york.
348
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,286
i was 19. i was alone
and hungry.
349
00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:23,023
save your sob story for
the boys in corporate.
350
00:17:23,224 --> 00:17:24,091
oh.
351
00:17:24,159 --> 00:17:25,843
you wouldn't do that.
352
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:29,747
you wouldn't get me fired all
just to be customer of the month.
353
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:48,398
uh, yeah, it works.
354
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,654
ah, hey.
355
00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:54,855
hey, danny.
356
00:17:54,923 --> 00:17:56,006
tanya, what's up?
357
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:58,476
wh-where's the baby?
358
00:17:58,543 --> 00:17:59,643
huh?
359
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:02,980
oh, actually,
she's not here.
360
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:07,050
but it's cool,
you know, it's cool.
361
00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:09,919
aaahhh!
362
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,894
ok, see now that-
that's larry right there.
363
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,463
and that's curly.
364
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,465
and the one with
the ice tongs, that's moe.
365
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:24,835
want to steer
clear of him. ok?
366
00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:27,471
hey.
367
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:31,408
whoa. here you go.
got ya.
368
00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:34,295
you know, uh, you're
pretty good with that baby.
369
00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:36,230
thanks.
370
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:39,149
she's kinda cute.
371
00:18:39,217 --> 00:18:40,217
what's her name?
372
00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:41,552
i have no idea.
373
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:42,786
i'm calling her mooky.
374
00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:44,888
ah.
375
00:18:44,956 --> 00:18:46,390
mooky sounds good.
376
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,391
she looks like a mooky.
377
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,759
yeah.
378
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,661
so, you...
379
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,964
think you'd like to have
one of these one day?
380
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,800
i don't know. maybe.
381
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,568
you want to hold her?
382
00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,055
um...
383
00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:03,090
yeah. i'd like that.
384
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,176
come here, sweetheart.
385
00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:07,611
hi.
386
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,814
hi, baby.
387
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:13,683
oh, yes. i know.
388
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,020
ok, i'm out. i'm out.
please take her.
389
00:19:17,088 --> 00:19:18,171
please. please.
390
00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:20,774
ok. ok.
391
00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:22,008
all right.
392
00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:30,350
give me the baby.
393
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,318
what? right now?
394
00:19:31,385 --> 00:19:32,486
yeah, yeah, yeah.
395
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:34,387
tanya's outside in the car
with detective romero,
396
00:19:34,455 --> 00:19:36,990
and i kinda need
the baby right now.
397
00:19:37,058 --> 00:19:41,028
all right, can you-can
you give me a second?
398
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:48,601
hey.
399
00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:51,238
it's been nice having
you around, you know.
400
00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:55,242
just want you to know
that if you're-
401
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,344
you're ever back
in the area,
402
00:19:57,411 --> 00:19:59,612
just look me up,
all right?
403
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,648
i'll see ya.
404
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,325
you ok, honey?
405
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:12,226
just getting a beer.
406
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:17,831
welcome to java house,
407
00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:20,000
i'm arthur spooner,
customer of the month.
408
00:20:21,836 --> 00:20:23,170
welcome to java house.
409
00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:26,173
i'm arthur spooner,
customer of the month.
410
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:41,889
gloria, i'm going to need
an application.
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