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Subtitle made by KOBUS!
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Doug, you're not
even dressed yet?
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We're not really
going to karaoke, are we?
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I went to see
Jean-Claude Van Damme
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at the learning annex.
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You knew that bill
was coming due.
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Don't make me do this. I don't
perform well under pressure.
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Believe me, I know.
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But maybe karaoke
will be different.
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Relax, man. We'll all be
there. It's gonna be a hoot.
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A hoot?
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You got to stop hanging
around white people.
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Hey, hey. Danny
isn't here yet, is he?
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Mm-mmm.
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When he comes here,
excuse yourself and go upstairs.
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What for?
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I want you to call him
on his cell phone, OK?
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Say you're from the lab and
you have his test results, OK?
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And then... you know what? I
have it all here in this script.
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This is funny. You know what?
I could do it in an accent.
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Like...
"I'm from the institute."
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That would be great. That
would be great. Here he comes.
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I got to try not to laugh.
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What's up, man?
Hi, guys.
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What's going on?
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Spence wanted me
to screw with you.
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What are you doing?
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Wow. You really did
your homework.
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I would've been devastated.
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I'm gonna grab a beer.
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Danny pulls pranks
on me all the time.
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I just wanted
to get him back once.
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Spence, let me break it down
for you. You're not a prankster.
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You're a victim.
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Accept it, and you're gonna
save yourself a lot of heartache.
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Oh, by the way, when we
get to karaoke tonight,
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I'm staying in character,
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so I'll only answer
to "Neil" or "Mr. Diamond."
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So, uh, what are you
guys gonna sing?
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I was gonna do the carpenters,
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but after that
"white people" comment,
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thinking I might go Tupac.
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I don't get this song.
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Did she hear about the
letter listening to the radio,
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or was it physically
on top of the radio?
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You know what?
I'm black and I'm proud,
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and I'm singing
"laughter in the rain."
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Whoo!
Good, Carrie!
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Give it up. Yeah!
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All right, honey.
Your turn. Have fun.
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Yeah, I hate everything about you.
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Let's have a big scooter McGee's
welcome for Doug Heffernan!
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
Come on, baby!
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Ooh!
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Let's give it up
for Doug Heffernan.
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Yeah!
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Honey,
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I got to tell you,
that did not suck.
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Yeah, that was great.
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I felt like
I was off-really?
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Yeah.
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Did you find a movie yet?
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At the midway we can
still make the 7:15 showing
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of Habeas Corpus.
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I hear that's great.
It's based on a true story.
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Mm-mmm. You know my rule.
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If it's true, it's craparoo.
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I'll keep looking.
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Doug, you got an e-mail.
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Hmm. Who is it from?
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Uh, it says,
"cutiepie32."
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Oh. Open it up.
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OK.
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"I hope this is
the right Doug Heffernan.
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"Did you sing at the
karaoke bar last night?
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"I'm there almost every
night, and you were awesome.
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Anyway, just wanted
to let you know."
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Hmm.
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Fan mail.
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You didn't even get that when
you won the wing-eating contest.
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That time you put
your life on the line.
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Yeah, relax, everybody, all right?
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You sang "Brandy."
It's like one octave.
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OK, guys, let's hit this
pizza hard and get out of here.
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I'm not missing the Harry Potter
preview again.
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What's going on?
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Doug's got a little
karaoke fan.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Apparently, I don't just sing
a song. I make love to it.
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Man. Do you think it was
those aer lingus stewardesses
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that sang "dancing queen"?
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Whoa. Let's not
get ahead of ourselves here.
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How do we know that
"cutiepie" isn't "cutieguy"?
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You know who it is?
I bet you it's the hot waitress.
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You remember she said
I did a good job.
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Yeah, yeah. It's not like she
was angling for a tip or anything.
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Ooh, look at this. I got
another e-mail from cutiepie32.
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Unbelievable.
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"OK, truth time.
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"It's not just that
I'm a fan of your singing.
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"I think you're really sexy.
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"Oh, and thanks for opening
your shirt a little.
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That was the icing
on the cake."
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She's using a semi-colon
and closed parentheses.
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She's winking at you.
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Hey. I thought you guys
were going to the movies.
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Oh, that's right.
Let's get going.
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Take care, Carrie.
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Don't wanna be late
for Habeas Corpus.
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- Have fun. Doug.
- Yeah?
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Why are you taking
your laptop to the movies?
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Uh, so I can write
about it in my blog.
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Come on, man.
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Are we gonna play
basketball or what?
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Just a few more minutes. She's
gonna e-mail me. I can feel it.
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You haven't heard
from her in 3 days.
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I know. One minute she's sending
me a list of our children's names--
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I like Caleb.
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And all of a sudden, nothing.
I don't get it.
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Maybe she's just been busy
and doesn't have the time.
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Hey, you're a stalker.
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You make the time.
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Uh-huh. Back in business.
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Let me see here.
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Uhh! It's from my mom.
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"10 reasons why men
leave the seat up."
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Delete! Delete!
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Take it easy, man. What are you
getting all worked up about this for?
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I don't know.
It just made me feel good.
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It's not every day that a woman
asks to see me in tighter clothes.
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You know what? She
probably just lost interest.
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Memories fade, man.
Think about it.
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You sang one song
to her a week ago.
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It looks like you're next.
What are you gonna sing?
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Neil diamond.
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Oh, sorry. You, uh
- you got to pick something else.
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Somebody sang him
at happy hour.
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So what?
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We don't double diamond here.
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It says so
on the sign-up sheet.
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All right, fine.
I'll do it next week.
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But just so you know,
you're not punishing me.
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You're punishing them.
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How much fun was that?
I know.
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I had to drag you there
the first time,
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and now you're
dragging me there.
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I got the fever!
I know.
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Hey, honey, what do
you say we go upstairs
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and, uh, make
some more endless love?
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Oh. Well, I wouldn't count
on the "endless" part,
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but yeah.
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OK. I'm gonna
go take a shower.
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All right. I'll be up there
in a minute.
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S- s-still nothing.
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Honey?
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Uh... what?
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Uh, I was thinking...
Wanna take a shower with me?
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Conserve water?
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Oh. See, now, I like
where you're going there
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because it sounds like
we can get up there
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and have a little--
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fun. Let's lather up.
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Who's "cutiepie32"?
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Yeah, I think it's Dea--
it's Deacon.
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"The subject is 'your arms
looked sexy tonight.'"
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yeah, it's definitely Deacon.
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Open it up.
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That's all right.
I'll talk to him tomorrow.
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You should open it up.
OK.
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OK.
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There you go.
Oh!
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Did Deacon scan his panties
and send them to you?
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That, my friend,
is a cry for help.
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All right, what the hell
is going on here?
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Nothing. Ju--
who is that?
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I don't know.
You don't know?
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I don't know.
I never met her.
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She saw me sing karaoke,
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and, uh, she's been
e-mailing me ever since.
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I don't write her back.
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So that's why you brought me there
tonight? So you could sing to her?
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And you.
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Come on.
How about that shower?
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Oh, my--
you are unbelievable.
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I'm not doing
anything wrong here.
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You're not doing
anything wrong?
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You're having some thing
with some cyber-skank.
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It's not a thing. She's
stalking me. I'm the victim here.
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Oh, you're the victim.
OK. You're loving this.
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Oh, com--
Oh, I get it.
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Oh, my... you're jealous.
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I'm jealous.
I'm jealous of what?
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You're jealous I have
a stalker and you don't.
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Excuse me, Doug.
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I have had
plenty of stalkers, OK?
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You know how many times I had
to move or change my phone number
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'cause I was being
hounded by some weirdo?
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Hmm. Not ringing a bell
since I've known you.
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Anyone stalk you, say,
in the 21st century?
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Yes. As a matter of fact,
I'm being stalked right now.
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00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:11,261
Really?
Yeah.
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By who?
By Tommy leonardi, OK?
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I knew him from high school. He googled
me, and he e-mailed me just today.
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Happens all the time.
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Wow. Why don't
you show me?
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Fine. That's fine.
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But I'll tell you what.
It ain't pretty.
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"Then in April,
I was transferred to Tucson.
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So me, Alice, Dylan, and
the twins packed up the car..."
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That's your stalker?
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That's a Christmas letter.
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Doug, that's
the way it starts.
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Then the phone calls.
Then the hang-ups.
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The next thing you know, he's
gonna be wearing my skin as a suit.
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Now you're
embarrassing yourself.
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You know what?
This conversation is over.
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All right. You and your little
karaoke slut-- you're through. OK?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Believe me, if there
was some magical way
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to block her
from e-mailing me, I would.
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There.
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She's blocked.
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Thank you.
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00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,734
Doug, stop
checking your inbox.
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Carrie blocked her.
It's over.
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You know, this is ridiculous.
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I can't have anything anymore.
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No more ring-dings.
No stalker.
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Why do I even get out of bed?
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Just come watch
celebrity poker.
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Marg helgenberger
has pocket aces.
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I'm not taking this anymore.
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Spence, you know about computer crap.
Is there any way I can undo this block?
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Well, yeah, but...
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Then come over here
and help me.
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I don't wanna
get Carrie mad at me.
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She doesn't
like you anyway, OK?
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00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:55,148
Now, do me a favor and
just un-crack the code.
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There's no code.
You just hit "unblock."
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OK, I don't need to know how
the sausage is made. Just do it.
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I did it, OK?
And I was never here.
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OK. Come on, cutiepie32.
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I got to tell you,
246
00:14:09,597 --> 00:14:12,532
I'm seeing your clothes
all over the lawn.
247
00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:14,835
Ah.
248
00:14:14,903 --> 00:14:16,837
And welcome back, cutiepie.
249
00:14:18,372 --> 00:14:22,158
"Dear Doug. First you block
me, then you unblock me.
250
00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:25,796
Nobody treats me
like that. Nobody."
251
00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:28,365
Da--
252
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:31,368
she's a little...
She's a little miffed.
253
00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,573
"Don't think you can
get away from me,
254
00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,575
because I'm watching you."
255
00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:41,345
Watching me.
256
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:44,315
That's right out of the
"crazy" handbook, am I right?
257
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,350
Yeah. Right.
258
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:54,224
"I like your shirt.
I'm a Mets fan, too."
259
00:14:57,161 --> 00:14:59,095
Uh... I-I-I'm
gonna head out.
260
00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:01,365
Yeah, yeah. My, uh, dog's
been cooped up all day.
261
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,033
I'm gonna head out, too.
262
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,884
Guys, it's a lucky guess.
263
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:08,472
Half the fat guys
in Queens wear Mets shirts.
264
00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:48,912
Oh, god!
265
00:15:51,148 --> 00:15:54,217
You know, you can warn a person
when you're gonna make tea, OK?
266
00:15:54,285 --> 00:15:56,686
Common courtesy!
267
00:15:56,754 --> 00:15:58,572
You ever hear of knocking?
268
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,541
What's going on?
269
00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:02,526
This came in.
270
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,131
"Hey, Doug, sorry I've been
a little hard on you.
271
00:16:07,198 --> 00:16:08,498
"You know what would
really cheer me up?
272
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:11,001
"If you would sing me a song
tonight at the karaoke bar.
273
00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:13,003
"How about
'I will always love you'?
274
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:16,439
I really hope
you don't let me down."
275
00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:20,143
Doesn't sound so bad.
276
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,679
Yeah? This came with it.
277
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,887
I guess you probably
shouldn't let her down.
278
00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:35,692
Hey, how many of you
out there like Christmas?
279
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,962
Well, I do, too.
280
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:41,865
Why don't we celebrate a little
early with one of my favorites.
281
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,668
And if anybody likes
what they hear or see,
282
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,307
that's with two f's,
by the way. Here we go.
283
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,974
Hello. Are you
from out of town?
284
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,876
Yeah, I could tell.
285
00:17:09,944 --> 00:17:11,878
Did you guys come together?
286
00:17:11,946 --> 00:17:14,514
Oh, that's so unfortunate.
287
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:16,950
Hey, I need your spot.
What?
288
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:19,202
No way. I've been
waiting 2 weeks to do this.
289
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,471
Danny, if my stalker doesn't hear
me sing tonight, I'm gonna die.
290
00:17:21,556 --> 00:17:23,790
Oh. I see. Now I have
to go on her schedule.
291
00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:26,643
Yes. And tell them I'm gonna
sing "I will always love you."
292
00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:28,995
Fine. I'll tell dj Ron.
293
00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:31,864
When is your spot?
Right after Carrie.
294
00:17:52,587 --> 00:17:54,120
Thank you so much.
295
00:17:56,324 --> 00:17:57,890
Thank you so much.
296
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,644
Carrie,
what are you doing here?
297
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,478
Singing.
298
00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:04,730
You're trying to get stalked.
299
00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:06,949
OK, let's make a little noise
300
00:18:07,017 --> 00:18:08,935
for Doug Heffernan!
301
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:11,671
What are you trying to do,
impress your little stalker?
302
00:18:11,739 --> 00:18:14,341
No. My stalker went all fatal attraction
on me since you blocked her e-mails.
303
00:18:14,408 --> 00:18:15,575
Now she wants me to sing.
304
00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:17,761
Well, show her to me.
I'll kick her ass.
305
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:19,868
You don't even know what
you're doing. No! Let's go.
306
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:42,518
♪ I will always... ♪
♪ love you. ♪
307
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:12,232
Doug?
308
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,800
Wait.
309
00:19:21,024 --> 00:19:23,543
What are you in such
a hurry for, sweetie?
310
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:27,030
What do you want from me? I sang
your song. Now, leave me alone.
311
00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:29,882
Somebody just wanted me
to give you this message.
312
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,518
Here.
313
00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:39,409
"Look behind you"?
314
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,013
Hello, Doug.
315
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,314
Spence?
316
00:19:44,381 --> 00:19:46,316
You're cutiepie32?
317
00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:48,351
That's right.
318
00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,486
Well...
319
00:19:50,554 --> 00:19:53,223
So... you're in love with me?
320
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,825
What? No!
321
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:58,594
No. Listen. It all started that
first night we went to karaoke.
322
00:19:58,662 --> 00:20:01,013
You're not a prankster.
You're a victim.
323
00:20:01,082 --> 00:20:04,150
Accept it, and you're gonna
save yourself a lot of heartache.
324
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:39,870
Who's the victim now?
325
00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:41,304
Me.
326
00:20:42,439 --> 00:20:45,976
And in about one minute, you.
327
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,511
I'm-I'm gonna get going.
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