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- Hey.
- Hello.
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OK, uh...
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Before we go any further,
I don't have any money.
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I don't want any money.
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I just want a little
sugar from my man.
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Well, I am a good source
of sugar.
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Close your eyes.
I'm gonna take over.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Heh! All right.
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Aah!
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Sister Christian!
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What are you doing?
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Honey, I'm sorry.
I had to.
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It was huge.
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It was casting a shadow
over your face.
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My eyes are waterin'.
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Honey, I'm sorry. Look,
you're a good-looking guy,
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and I just want you
to look your best, OK?
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OK, it's over.
All right.
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All right. Now, come on.
Let's get back to business.
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There you go,
you little sexy thing.
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Just the nose hairs.
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It's gonna happen.
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OK, you're about 70 pounds
from that couch hiding you.
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Help me.
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Yeah, you just wait till I get my
suit made out of couch fabric.
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You'll never see me again.
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Candied yams?
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Who the hell do they think
they're foolin'?
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Hey, did you see the
for sale sign next door?
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The foreign couple's
moving out.
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Really? That sucks.
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They were--
they were good neighbors.
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They really knew
how to leave you alone.
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What are the chances of the new
neighbors not speaking English?
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Crap, you're right.
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Now I'm gonna have to
tell them my name,
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what I do...
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Aw, I've got to lie down.
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No, no. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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Deacon and Kelly are
looking for a new house.
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What's wrong with them
living right next door?
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You know what's wrong with it?
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Nothing! That's
what's wrong with it!
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All right, I'm gonna
call Kelly right now.
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Put this stuff away.
All right.
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Ooh, chocolate chip
pound cake.
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Don't get too comfortable.
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Deacon and Kelly
aren't here yet?
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No.
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You told them 10:00, right?
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Yes. Could you not yell
at me in front of people?
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Just take me aside.
OK, baby, I'm sorry.
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I just don't want somebody else
to get the house, that's all.
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Believe me, I know.
Look at that guy.
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He's got "meth lab"
written all over him.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, you guys!
Welcome to your new home.
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Hey!
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Doug told me the house
was on your street.
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Didn't say it was
right next door.
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Told you there was
a great view.
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Turns out it's of this.
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Right.
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Let me give you
the grand tour.
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Let's start with the kitchen.
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I will, uh...
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Point out everybody
I hate from the window.
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I'm tellin' you, it's fine
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this color scheme doesn't
match anything we own.
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So we'll re-paper.
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Yeah, by "we" you mean me.
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What the hell are
you guys doing here?
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Well, we heard the place
was for sale,
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and we thought this would be
the perfect starter house for us.
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OK, and just to check
one more time,
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you two aren't raising
white tigers?
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Doug, open your eyes.
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A lot of young, straight
guys buy houses together.
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All right, that couldn't
be any less true.
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Hey, you didn't tell me your
neighbor was a fellow Albanian, man.
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Wassily's a sweetheart.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you two doing here?
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Me and Spence
are thinking about
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dipping our toes
in the homeowner pool.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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This is Deacon
and Kelly's house.
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Whatever freaky thing
you two got going...
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Ain't happening here, buddy.
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Excuse me, Carrie, all right,
but I think this is a free--
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it only gets worse
from here. Walk away.
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Wassily, I'm sorry.
We're gonna have to pass.
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Oh, too bad.
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But good to meet a nice
young Albanian like yourself.
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Well, you know what they say--
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very good.
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This is my niece, Zana.
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She just came from Shkoder.
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Oh, really? Well...
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Heh, wuzzup?
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Hey, what'd ya--
what'd ya think?
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It's-it's really
nice. Yeah.
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Yeah, listen. Uh, this
place is gonna go fast,
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so you guys should come
in right in at asking.
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Or, you know, even less
than asking.
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You know what we should do?
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We should put in a fake bid.
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OK, that would
drive the price up.
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Do me a favor.
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Just leave the real
estate stuff to me, OK?
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OK, why don't you
leave your attitude--
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Guys, guys, guys!
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We're getting a little
ahead of ourselves here.
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Yeah, I mean, we're
not really sure
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that this is the
right place for us.
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What?
What do you mean?
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It has everything
you said you wanted...
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3 bedrooms, a huge
backyard, skylights.
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11/2 car garage...
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In case you got a car...
And a half.
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Well, yeah, but we were
just down in the basement,
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and... you know, we
were a little concerned
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about the--
the water heater.
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Yeah!
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It's no good.
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Oh.
OK.
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All right,
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don't we have to go see that
other house in 20 minutes?
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Oh, yeah.
W-we better scoot.
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Yeah.
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Thanks again
for thinking of us.
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Yeah, no pro
- let me just get you a listing...
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Yeah, give her this...
You got...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Boy, they, uh...
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They sure got
out of there fast, huh?
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Yeah, well, when you gotta
scoot, you gotta scoot.
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Mm-hmm.
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Even if it means
taking out a mailbox.
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Well, you know, it would have been
nice to have them as neighbors,
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but you don't wanna mess
with a bad water heater.
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Mm-mmm. No, you do not,
my friend.
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Although, it's not that hard
to replace a water heater...
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Mm-hmm. But there's gotta
be some other reason...
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Oh, come on, it's us!
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No, there's gotta be a million
different things it could have been.
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All right, like what?
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I got nothing. They hate us.
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You know what? If they don't
want to be our neighbors,
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then it's their loss.
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You know what, you're right!
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They just missed out
on the ride of their lives.
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You are so right.
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So what's for dinner?
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Fishsticks and corn niblets.
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Nice. I'm gonna
take a nap.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, hey!
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Tell her I said, uh...
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What's the deal with
commercials at the movies?
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Spence...
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Where is bahnah?
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Oh, that's bathroom.
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Uh, it's right over there.
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So, uh...
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You wanna take off now?
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What?
Yeah!
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Well, Zana
is clearly digging me.
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So, uh, why don't you
go to a diner
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and get yourself an open
faced turkey sandwich?
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You're the one
who should go get
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an open faced turkey sandwich.
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She hasn't said one
word to you all night.
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Well, that's because I don't
understand her little language,
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but, believe me, buddy.
Sparks are flying.
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You're crazy!
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All right, you know what?
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Let's let Zana settle this.
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When she comes out here,
let's see who she comes to.
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Oh, OK!
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Oh... ho, ho.
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Hey, man. How's it going?
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Good, just...
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Trying to work up my
appetite for second lunch.
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Don't worry, man.
You'll get there.
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So, uh...
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How'd that other
house work out?
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Oh... I-it was nice...
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We-we might put
an offer in on it.
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Wow, that was
kind of fast, huh?
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So I guess the water
heater checked out, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
it seemed fine.
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Cool!
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Yeah. You know what,
I-I'm gonna head back out--
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you know what? I'm a
big boy, all right?
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If you don't want to live
next door to me, just say it.
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All right, look,
the thing is--
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no, no, no! I changed
my mind. Don't say it.
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Don't get all crazy, here.
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Look, it's not you.
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It's Carrie.
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Carrie?
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You don't want to live
next door to Carrie?
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Yes!
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Now it all makes sense!
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Well, don't get me wrong.
I mean, Carrie's great,
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but sometimes, she can be--
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A little annoying.
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Oh, you should see her before
she's had her coffee, you know.
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Lucifer!
It's crazy, yeah.
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Anyway, I-I-I'm sorry
about all this.
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Don't be!
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You know, hey, I'm sorry.
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You know, because
believe me, we love Carrie.
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Oh, yeah. Me, too.
I do, too, you know.
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I mean, we think he's great,
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but a little Doug
goes a long way.
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Hey. Preacher, choir.
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Sometimes when
I pull up to the house,
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and I see the lights are on,
I wanna just keep driving.
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Hey, baby!
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I gotta go pick up the kids.
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Yeah, I better start dinner.
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I'll see you later, Doug.
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Yeah, take care, and, uh...
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Thanks for putting up with...
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Boy, that Kelly,
she's good people, huh?
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Yeah, she is.
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We actually
had a... long talk
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about the whole house thing.
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What did she say?
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Turns out that actually
it was the water heater!
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Well, there you go!
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Yeah, I can't believe we
thought we were the problem!
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Nope. Problem
definitely wasn't...
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Us.
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I know.
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Hey, Danny? Danny?
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Yeah?
Hey.
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I'm going out as soon
as Zana gets here.
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Oh, all right. Well,
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you guys have a great time.
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All right.
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Listen...
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Thanks for stepping
aside, Danny.
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You're... you're
a solid dude.
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No problem, buddy.
Mmm?
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What are you cooking?
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A little dinner.
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This is tave kosi,
the national dish of Albania.
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So? Guy can't have
some baked lamb and yogurt
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without you making
a federal case of it?
256
00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:12,262
Wait a minute...
257
00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:15,882
Where is the library?
258
00:12:18,819 --> 00:12:20,003
This isn't Billy Ocean.
259
00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:22,472
You're learning
conversational Albanian!
260
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:23,700
Yeah, you're damn right I am,
261
00:12:23,725 --> 00:12:27,344
and in 3 tapes from now, I'll be
fluent, and Zana will be mine.
262
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,850
Danny?
263
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:35,586
You bastard.
264
00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:39,289
Tave kosi!
265
00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:40,637
Yeah, well, I just
whipped it up.
266
00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:51,151
Oh, hey...
267
00:12:51,218 --> 00:12:53,470
It must be the new neighbors.
268
00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:55,538
All right. Let's go back
inside before they see us.
269
00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:57,166
Wait, wait, what about
the hot dog buns?
270
00:12:57,191 --> 00:12:58,959
Doug, just get inside!
271
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:01,978
I can't. I just made
eye contact.
272
00:13:02,046 --> 00:13:04,147
Why do you gotta
look at everybody!
273
00:13:04,215 --> 00:13:05,248
Hey!
274
00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:07,017
Hey!
Hi!
275
00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:09,953
You guys must be
the new owners?
276
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:12,523
Well, in about
30 years we are.
277
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,658
I hear that. Doug and
Carrie Heffernan.
278
00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:16,794
Jeff O'Leary.
My wife, Stephanie.
279
00:13:16,861 --> 00:13:18,061
- Hi, Doug.
- Hi, Carrie. Hi.
280
00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:20,547
Hey, did you rob a playground?
281
00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:22,399
No, no, no!
They're all ours.
282
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:23,583
The rest are in the house.
283
00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:25,418
The rest? How many
do you have?
284
00:13:25,486 --> 00:13:27,254
We've got 8.
Yeah.
285
00:13:27,322 --> 00:13:28,505
8?!
286
00:13:28,573 --> 00:13:30,974
How are you able to walk?
287
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:35,111
3 were mine, 3 were
Jeff's, and we adopted...
288
00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:36,413
Chi Long and Tessa.
289
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:37,681
So, you guys have
any children?
290
00:13:37,706 --> 00:13:38,615
One.
291
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:42,453
Old man. We--
we have an old man.
292
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,920
Oh.
293
00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:46,423
Whoa! Slow it down
there, speedy.
294
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,591
I'll give you a ticket!
295
00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:52,830
So, uh...
296
00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:55,732
You think this house
is big enough for you guys?
297
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,001
We always say,
love finds a way.
298
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,569
Plus we're adding
a third story.
299
00:13:59,637 --> 00:14:02,105
And it better
get done fast, 'cause...
300
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:03,841
We're pregnant!
301
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,775
Wow, they really got that
construction crew working late, huh?
302
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:40,711
Actually, it's people
from their church.
303
00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:45,215
They come in shifts.
304
00:14:45,282 --> 00:14:48,185
It's like the amish
with power tools.
305
00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:51,838
If it wasn't for him,
306
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:54,074
I'd be living next
to Deacon and Kelly now,
307
00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:55,876
instead
of the freakin' osmonds.
308
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:00,029
She ruins everything for me.
309
00:15:01,632 --> 00:15:04,434
I should've listened to my
friends and married Paul.
310
00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:07,170
Everybody loved him.
311
00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:09,856
If only she married Paul,
312
00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:12,792
then it'd just be me,
Deacon, and Kelly.
313
00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:15,878
Listen, tomorrow
I might be late,
314
00:15:15,946 --> 00:15:18,265
because, uh, they're
switching routes on me,
315
00:15:18,332 --> 00:15:19,716
from Northern Boulevard
to Lefrak.
316
00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:21,663
It's fewer stops, but
it's a lot more traffic...
317
00:15:21,685 --> 00:15:24,838
Another driving story.
318
00:15:24,905 --> 00:15:26,206
Any gun shops on your route,
319
00:15:26,274 --> 00:15:27,974
'cause I'd like to put
a bullet in my head.
320
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:29,376
...like 71st Street
all the way to the bridge.
321
00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:30,477
I made it no sweat.
322
00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:31,862
More potatoes, baby?
323
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,229
Oh, OK.
324
00:15:33,297 --> 00:15:34,314
Pig.
325
00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:39,569
I hate her face.
326
00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:50,530
Oh, my god.
You gotta be kidding me.
327
00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:52,165
Doug, wake up.
328
00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:56,336
- Doug, wake up!
- Ow! God.
329
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:58,438
How are you sleeping
through this noise?
330
00:15:58,506 --> 00:15:59,940
'Cause no one was pinching me.
331
00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:02,876
Honey, go over there and tell
them to keep it down, please.
332
00:16:02,944 --> 00:16:04,878
Why can't you?
333
00:16:04,946 --> 00:16:06,026
'Cause last time I checked,
334
00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:08,081
you were the man of the house.
335
00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:10,517
Last time you checked was
about 3 weeks ago, so why--
336
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:11,768
- Just go.
- All right!
337
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:21,010
Hey, is your, uh,
your dad around?
338
00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:23,363
Wanna see me do a cartwheel?
339
00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:25,499
No, I'm good.
Just get daddy.
340
00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:37,427
Hey!
341
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:40,046
Oh, OK. Very funny, guys,
OK? You got me.
342
00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:41,715
Now-now, cool it, OK?
343
00:16:41,782 --> 00:16:43,683
All right?
344
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:46,336
Hey, hey, I said cool it, or
there's gonna be big trouble!
345
00:16:46,404 --> 00:16:48,037
You're fat!
346
00:16:48,772 --> 00:16:51,391
Oh? Yeah, well, you're adopted.
347
00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:54,828
Ah! Hey!
348
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,833
Ah, try and get me now!
Ha ha ha!
349
00:17:02,553 --> 00:17:05,355
Oh, nice try, punky Brewster,
but you're a little late.
350
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:26,509
That's what you get when
you mess with the big dog!
351
00:17:26,577 --> 00:17:28,094
Ha ha ha ha!
352
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,789
Why am I still hearing noise?
353
00:17:46,831 --> 00:17:50,066
They tried to kill me
with an airplane.
354
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,301
Again, why am I
still hearing noise?
355
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,136
You know what? You want 'em to
be quiet, you take care of it.
356
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,172
You're the reason they're
living there anyway.
357
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,340
What?
358
00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:59,342
Deacon and Kelly didn't take
the place because of you.
359
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,628
What are you talking about?
360
00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:04,164
That's right. You're
the water heater, baby.
361
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:11,037
No, they were dying to
live next door to me.
362
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:12,872
You're the water heater.
363
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:14,980
Now that's the water heater
calling the water heater
364
00:18:15,005 --> 00:18:16,142
a water heater.
OK.
365
00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:17,677
You know what?
366
00:18:17,745 --> 00:18:18,945
I talked to Kelly.
367
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:20,714
Yeah, well,
I talked to Deacon!
368
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,886
What kind of sick game
are they playing?
369
00:18:38,432 --> 00:18:40,133
What's up with that?
370
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:43,536
Zana and I are
going folk dancing.
371
00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:44,804
No way.
372
00:18:44,872 --> 00:18:47,140
Zana and I are baking
sweet bread tonight.
373
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,174
Yeah.
374
00:18:48,242 --> 00:18:50,143
She's gonna pass up
these moves...
375
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:55,648
for bread?
376
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,352
Let's settle this
once and for all.
377
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,737
Yeah, let's do it.
All right.
378
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,639
Hi!
Hey!
379
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:05,007
Uh...
380
00:19:05,075 --> 00:19:06,576
I have you meet...
381
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:07,394
Bashkim!
382
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:08,878
Oh!
383
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:09,946
Is he your, uh...
384
00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:13,249
Boy-boyfriend?
Your... dashnor?
385
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:14,284
No, no, no.
No dashnor.
386
00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:16,987
He is...
Like you.
387
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:18,321
Wh-what do you mean?
388
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:20,256
How do you say? Um...
389
00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:22,759
The gay.
390
00:19:23,678 --> 00:19:24,727
The gay?!
391
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,629
We're not the gay.
392
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:30,400
But you look for house
together, I mean, do math.
393
00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:33,036
Now I must go. I have
date with a drummer.
394
00:19:43,046 --> 00:19:44,948
Hey, guys.
What a nice surpri--
395
00:19:45,015 --> 00:19:46,816
oh, save it!
396
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:49,619
What up?
397
00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:51,021
What up? Your
little web of lies,
398
00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:52,789
that what up.
399
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,407
What are you talking about?
400
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:55,391
Yeah, why didn't
you want the house?
401
00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:56,793
Is it me, is it him,
is it both of us? What?
402
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,901
Yeah, we're not leaving
here until we get an answer.
403
00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:00,630
Look, we told you all that stuff,
404
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:03,533
'cause we didn't want to
tell you the real reason.
405
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:04,634
The truth is...
406
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:07,504
We've been... having
some problems again.
407
00:20:08,956 --> 00:20:10,657
You mean, like,
marriage stuff?
408
00:20:10,725 --> 00:20:11,975
Yeah.
409
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,476
I'm sorry.
410
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:14,844
Why didn't you tell us?
411
00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:17,180
We didn't want to burden you.
412
00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:19,616
Anyways, with, uh,
all that going on,
413
00:20:19,684 --> 00:20:20,784
it's not the greatest idea
414
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,372
for us to be buying
a house, right now.
415
00:20:22,397 --> 00:20:24,153
At least, not till he
gets his act together.
416
00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:25,856
Hey, we both got work to do.
417
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:26,973
OK, look, listen...
418
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:28,742
We're gonna get going.
419
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,610
Just-just
know that we're...
420
00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:32,646
We're just a phone call away.
421
00:20:32,713 --> 00:20:34,280
Yeah.
422
00:20:35,549 --> 00:20:36,682
Thanks, man.
423
00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:43,106
See, I knew something was up.
424
00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:44,474
It's a shame.
425
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:46,141
Everybody doesn't
have what we have, huh?
426
00:20:46,143 --> 00:20:47,277
Yeah. Love you.
427
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:48,411
I love you, too.
428
00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:50,247
Mm-hmm.
429
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:51,681
So what are we gonna tell 'em
430
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:53,783
when we buy that other house tomorrow?
431
00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:56,019
Who cares?
It's not next to them.
432
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,343
Stop trying
to get him to dance!
433
00:21:13,368 --> 00:21:15,786
He's baking with me!
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