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Subtitle made by KOBUS!
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And now, throwing out
the ceremonial first pitch,
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Broadway star
Bernadette Peters!
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Wow. Bernadette
brought the heat!
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They should probably
test her for steroids.
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That's nothing. You see
Reese Witherspoon last week?
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She could be a yankee
right now.
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- Hey, what's up?
- Where the hell you been?
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I thought you were going to that new
place with the drive-through window.
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Yeah, I did.
It was all backed up.
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They made their window
too small.
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They had to shimmy
the box out sideways.
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Well, basically we have half
extra cheese, half no cheese.
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Well, I think we all know
which side I'm eating from.
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Enjoy your skin flap.
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Spence, will you stop
staring out the window, man?
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You're creepin' me out.
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I'm waiting for Lou Ferrigno
to get home.
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Where is he?
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Spence, Lou is not
gonna go with you
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on your little
Sci-Fi geek-fest.
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Yeah. Fantasy Expo '05
is a geek-fest.
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That's why 3 different
hobbits are showing up.
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You know, at a certain point,
we can't protect you anymore.
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Oh! There he is.
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Yes! Target acquired.
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No, this is not happening.
Not today!
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What's the matter?
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Just eat it off your
shirt like you always do.
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No, he's gotta be
all G.Q.Ed up.
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He's getting his hair
cut by Lori.
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Oh ho.
She's a neat freak.
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No, man. She's hot.
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Oh! Better yet. Ha.
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Hey, I'm in the market
for a new hair girl.
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Could you hook me up?
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Mmm, I would, but she doesn't
like to cut loser hair.
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What?
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I don't want you goin' to her.
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Why not?
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Because she's mine, all right?
Get your own.
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Do you believe him?
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You can go to my girl.
I mean, she weighs about 3 bills,
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but she'll braid
you up real nice.
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If you want my opinion,
in terms of style,
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handling, and pure luxury, you
can't beat the park Avenue.
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I think we could both agree
that Buick makes a great car.
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Can I go in now?
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Yeah, w-Lou, Lou, Lou.
One more thing.
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What are you doing, uh...
3 weeks from next Sunday?
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Why?
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There's a kinda Sci-Fi convention
out at the Meadowlands.
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I was thinking if you wanted
to go, I'll give you a lift.
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We can walk around.
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You just want to take me
because I was the hulk.
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You-you were the hulk?
Oh, that's right!
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I totally forgot!
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So what do you say?
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I don't do that stuff anymore.
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Lou, please!
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That chapter in my life
is closed.
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Y- you don't understand!
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I mean, if I could
show up with the hulk...
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I'd finally be somebody,
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not some loser
wearing fake Spock ears
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because he doesn't have
the guts to get the surgery.
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OK, fine.
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But no green paint
and no purple pants.
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Lou, thank you.
Thank you! OK?
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Um... and you might wanna save
some of that anger for the expo.
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Hey, honey, I'm going shopping.
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I have a couple of
questions about the list.
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Shoot.
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Now, I don't mind you
adding items,
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but I'm gonna ask you again,
please don't cross off vegetables.
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Sorry, I-I got upset.
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It's OK.
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All right,
and help me out here.
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It says crackers-all.
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That's an entire aisle.
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That's just a guideline.
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I wanted you to have fun with it,
just get in there--
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You know what? Why don't
you just come with me.
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The sample lady will be there.
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Oh, I want to. It's just that I,
uh, I gotta get a haircut.
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You just got a haircut 3 weeks
ago. Your hair looks fine.
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Yeah, it's fine
if you're a bee gee.
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Honey, please,
just come with me.
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Carrie, what do you want me
to do? I have an appointment!
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You think I wanna spend my Saturday
sitting in some barber chair?
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You doin' OK?
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Great.
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Hi. There's a couple
more bags in the car.
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Oh, Danny!
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We need to set up
some boundaries.
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Hey... why'd your hair
taste like coconut?
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I spilled a piña colada.
It's a long story.
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Where's Doug?
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He went to get his hair cut.
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Oh, right.
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Hey, car, by the way,
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could you give me the
name of Doug's hair person?
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I love his look.
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Um...
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Actually, I don't know
who he goes to now.
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Wait a minute. Did he
tell you not to tell me?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about
his hot hairdresser.
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What hot hairdresser?
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Oh, like you don't know!
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Oh, you don't know.
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So, you ever deliver
to anyone famous?
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Uh... is Harrison Ford
famous?
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You did not deliver to him!
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No, I didn't.
But he is famous.
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Seriously...
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Delivering an old lady
her heart medicine
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or a child his first bike...
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That's the thrill ride for me.
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Tch! Aw!
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I gotta get my clippers.
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Take a look at the back.
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OK!
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Hey!
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Car!
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How are ya?
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Hey.
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Wh-wh-what are ya doin' here?
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Oh...
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Nothing. I was just across the
street at the beauty supply,
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thought I'd just pop in
and say hello.
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Beauty supply? Why don't you leave
that for the people who need it?
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'Cause you don't! Ha ha!
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I'll see ya at home, OK?
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That's OK.
I don't mind waiting.
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That's OK--
I don't mind.
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It's OK.
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I'll just sit right here.
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So, you must have
a million funny stories
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about things that happen while
you're out makin' deliveries.
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Uh... it's not about
being funny.
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It's about getting the job
done and going home to my wife.
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Oh. OK.
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Hold still, hon.
I don't want to cut you.
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OK, you're all set.
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OK, well, thank you very much
for a very professional job.
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Thank god that's done.
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Hey. Could you put 20 bucks
on my Metro card, please?
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Is there a problem?
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No, no. I'd be happy
to do that for you,
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Mr. Adam West,
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or should I say Batman?
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You nailed me.
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So, uh, what brings
you down to the subway?
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Underground trouble
in Gotham city?
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I have a colonoscopy uptown.
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Wow...
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Oh, I see that fantasy
expo's coming up.
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Yeah. They're having it at
the Meadowlands this year.
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I remember when
they held the first one
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in George Takei's
landlady's house.
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To have been a fly
on that wall!
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Oh, there were
quite a few of those.
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She was a filthy woman.
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Well, nice to talk to you.
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Batman?
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Yes?
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That is so cool.
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Um... I was
wondering, uh...
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Any chance you would come
with me to the convention?
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Oh, I don't do much
of those anymore,
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but you've sure got guts
to ask me.
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And I like guts.
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So you'll go?
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You may have to drive.
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My prius is in the shop.
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Hey!
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Hey. Where you been?
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I've been home,
uh, an hour now.
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Oh, had to make
a couple stops.
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Got you those mints
you like. I know that.
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And, uh, a little bracelet.
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Wow! It's beautiful.
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What's the occasion?
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The occasion
is you're the best.
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You are so sweet!
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Let me get a look
at that haircut.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
She's good.
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Yeah. I mean, I wish
she'd do a little less...
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And a little more...
You know what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah. She's pretty hot,
though, huh?
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You think?
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Mm...
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Not my cup o' Joe, but god bless.
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Try on your bracelet.
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You are unbelievable!
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What?
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Sneaking around behind
my back getting haircuts!
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I wasn't sneaking around. I
told you I was getting a haircut!
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Yeah, but not by
Edward Scissorboobs!
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So she's a little hot,
all right?
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I only go to her because I
like the way she cuts my hair.
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Oh, come on.
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We both know your
hair looks like crap.
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And if it's about the haircut,
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why won't you give
her number to Danny?
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Is that what
you're so upset about?
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I'll tell Danny right now!
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Go 'head!
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Fine.
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Unbelievable.
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It's ringing.
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Spence, get Danny.
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This is ridiculous.
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Hey, Danny, if you
really wanna know
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the number to my hair girl,
I'll give it to you.
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Just grab a pen, bud.
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For the brothers Grimm,
press one.
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What's with that guy,
huh? "Press one!"
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You're being pathetic.
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What? So once a month
I get my hair cut
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by a cute girl
who laughs at my jokes.
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What's the big deal?
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The big deal is
when you got married,
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you took a sacred vow to me.
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To do what, only get my
hair cut by ugly people?
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The point is
you shouldn't be needing
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that kind of attention
from anybody but your wife.
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Do you understand
how hurtful that is to me?
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Yes! That's why
I didn't tell you!
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OK, you know what? From now
on, you and her, you're through.
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If anybody's gonna give
you pleasure once a month,
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it's gonna be me.
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Hey, Lou.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Lou.
Lot of weight there.
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Yeah, I'm training
for the convention.
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I'm gonna be in
the best shape of my life.
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At first, he didn't
even want to go,
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now he's totally into it.
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Look at him training, Deac.
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Training for me
to break his heart.
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00:12:20,889 --> 00:12:23,056
Then why'd you ask
that other guy?
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Because the other guy
is Batman, all right?
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And when you have a chance to
take the Dark Knight to a party,
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you do it.
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I would not do well
in your world.
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It's 2 dates for the prom
all over again.
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You had 2 dates for the prom?
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No, my date did.
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She wanted to go with me,
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but then her dad said
if she wanted to go to college,
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she'd have to take
this other guy, so...
254
00:12:43,578 --> 00:12:45,278
Uh-huh. And you
believe that?
255
00:12:45,346 --> 00:12:46,730
She ended up going to college,
256
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:48,899
so you do the math.
257
00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:57,508
So how did you
find out about her?
258
00:12:57,575 --> 00:12:58,615
His cousin ratted him out.
259
00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:00,259
And you know what?
Doug didn't even think
260
00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:01,761
he was doing anything wrong.
261
00:13:01,829 --> 00:13:03,563
I mean, this girl
was all over him
262
00:13:03,631 --> 00:13:06,666
and he was freaking loving it.
263
00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:08,752
A little lower, baby.
264
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,337
Yeah, there you go.
That's it.
265
00:13:10,404 --> 00:13:11,604
Hey, don't get
too comfortable.
266
00:13:11,629 --> 00:13:13,006
We still got cardio.
267
00:13:13,074 --> 00:13:14,341
Hate you.
268
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,531
What?
269
00:13:20,598 --> 00:13:22,598
Don't you think you're
being a little hard on Doug?
270
00:13:22,623 --> 00:13:26,252
'Cause... you know.
271
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:30,874
This is totally different.
272
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:33,410
Ooh, stop that.
That tickles. Ha ha!
273
00:13:41,135 --> 00:13:42,402
Morning.
274
00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:44,037
Hey.
275
00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:45,639
What you making?
Some waffles?
276
00:13:45,706 --> 00:13:47,140
Yeah.
277
00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:49,142
Oh, I'm using
Mrs. Butterworth's.
278
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:53,579
Is that OK? Or should I only be
getting syrup from your head?
279
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,138
Is this about that whole
hair-cutting thing?
280
00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:03,140
Well, um...
Yeah, listen,
281
00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:05,742
you can go back to Lori
whenever you want.
282
00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:06,543
What?
283
00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:07,727
You were yelling at me,
284
00:14:07,795 --> 00:14:10,264
saying I'm betraying
our whole marriage.
285
00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:12,451
Yeah, I was just probably--
I was in a mood, you know?
286
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,984
Just some womanly stuff
going on there.
287
00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:16,102
But seriously, though,
288
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:18,288
you can go back to her.
289
00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:20,590
Why are you suddenly
OK with this?
290
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:22,008
OK, look, I realized
291
00:14:22,076 --> 00:14:23,843
that I was being
a bit of a hypocrite.
292
00:14:23,911 --> 00:14:25,345
I mean...
293
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,063
I have a man in my life
who's kind of like Lori.
294
00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:29,051
You know, gives me attention,
makes me feel good,
295
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,644
and you don't know about him.
296
00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:37,991
It's Deacon, isn't it?
297
00:14:38,059 --> 00:14:40,544
No, it's Brad,
my trainer from the gym.
298
00:14:40,611 --> 00:14:41,744
Oh. OK, fine.
299
00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:44,914
Yeah, so, I'm gonna
see him in 10 minutes.
300
00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,783
Oh. That's great.
You know something?
301
00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:49,586
My sideburns are getting
a little bushy, too.
302
00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:52,122
OK.
303
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,339
Well, say hi to Lori.
304
00:14:53,407 --> 00:14:54,287
Ha ha! Say hi to Brad.
305
00:14:54,312 --> 00:14:55,125
OK, thanks.
306
00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:56,526
Bye.
307
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:08,138
Hey, Lori.
308
00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:10,507
Oh, hey, Doug.
309
00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:14,144
Hey, Doug.
310
00:15:14,211 --> 00:15:15,211
What's up?
311
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:18,065
I- I was just wondering
if you could maybe
312
00:15:18,132 --> 00:15:20,492
give me a little trim in the
back, clean me up a little bit.
313
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,094
Oh, actually,
I was about to head out.
314
00:15:22,162 --> 00:15:24,704
Danny had an extra ticket
to blue man group.
315
00:15:26,123 --> 00:15:27,374
Hey, you feel like Mexican?
316
00:15:27,442 --> 00:15:29,209
I love Mexican!
317
00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:30,277
Oh, great.
318
00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,045
Ooh, but I should warn you.
319
00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:33,580
When it comes to margaritas,
320
00:15:33,648 --> 00:15:34,748
I'm a lightweight.
321
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:38,552
Hey, that's bueno by me.
322
00:15:40,321 --> 00:15:41,605
Oh, but don't worry, Doug,
323
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:42,756
I'll get you taken care of.
324
00:15:42,824 --> 00:15:44,390
Eugene!
325
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:45,978
No, no. That's OK.
Really, that's fine.
326
00:15:46,003 --> 00:15:47,143
I'm good.
327
00:15:47,211 --> 00:15:49,362
So do you ever deliver
to anyone famous?
328
00:16:03,877 --> 00:16:05,845
Hey, Spence.
329
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:07,731
Yeah. Hi.
Lou, there's something
330
00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:08,448
I really got
to talk to you about.
331
00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:10,067
Look, what I just picked up
332
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,634
at the dry cleaners today.
333
00:16:11,702 --> 00:16:13,737
And guess what,
334
00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:15,038
I'm going green.
335
00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:17,074
Just wait here. I'm
gonna go try them on.
336
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,578
Don't put the pants on, Lou!
337
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,080
Why not?
338
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:26,049
'Cause it's just gonna
make this hurt even more.
339
00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:33,623
14, 15.
340
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:35,171
All right, come on.
Finish out strong.
341
00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:36,159
OK.
There we go.
342
00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:39,095
Hey, can I talk
to you for a second?
343
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:40,764
We got 2 more sets here.
344
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:42,816
Hey, Jimmy neutron,
could you take a walk?
345
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:46,145
I'm gonna get a red bull.
You want one?
346
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,354
Yeah, sure.
347
00:16:47,421 --> 00:16:48,455
What's going on?
348
00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:49,990
Well, I got my hair cut.
349
00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:51,291
Yeah?
350
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:54,243
By Eugene!
Yeah. Lori couldn't do it
351
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,391
because she was too busy
having margaritas with Danny
352
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,047
because you gave him
her number!
353
00:16:58,115 --> 00:17:00,433
Oh. I'm sorry, baby.
354
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,568
Well, we'll talk
about this at home, OK?
355
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:05,204
Right now, Brad's
gonna work on my glutes.
356
00:17:05,272 --> 00:17:07,724
Ha ha. No, no.
OK, if I don't have Lori,
357
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:08,959
there's no Brad for you.
358
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:12,662
For the rest of our lives,
it's just this.
359
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:15,882
Well, no, that's not fair.
360
00:17:15,949 --> 00:17:17,551
I know. It sucks
for both of us.
361
00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:19,820
Doug, just calm down, all
right? We can fix this.
362
00:17:19,888 --> 00:17:20,570
How?
363
00:17:25,492 --> 00:17:26,926
This is stupid.
364
00:17:26,994 --> 00:17:28,928
Doug, come on.
365
00:17:28,996 --> 00:17:30,513
I want to find you
a new hairdresser.
366
00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:32,615
A real hottie.
367
00:17:34,468 --> 00:17:35,885
All right, fine.
368
00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:37,620
All right.
So what do you like?
369
00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:40,623
Short? Tall? Skinny?
A little junk in the trunk?
370
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:43,226
What's your pleasure?
371
00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:48,165
That one's not bad.
372
00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:50,417
Oh, I see you like 'em
a little dirty.
373
00:17:50,484 --> 00:17:51,968
OK, you know what--
374
00:17:52,036 --> 00:17:53,076
come on, come on, come on.
375
00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:57,423
Just go up to her
and see if she's free, OK?
376
00:17:57,491 --> 00:17:58,558
I can't do this.
377
00:17:58,625 --> 00:17:59,585
Do you want me to do it?
378
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:00,626
No, I-I'll do it.
379
00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:01,862
OK.
380
00:18:04,899 --> 00:18:06,233
Ahem.
381
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:06,800
Yes?
382
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,019
Hey, I'm Doug.
383
00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:10,454
Uh, I know this is
kind of short notice,
384
00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:12,521
but I was wondering if you
could give me a hair cut
385
00:18:12,588 --> 00:18:13,748
'cause, you know, I go crazy.
386
00:18:13,773 --> 00:18:15,692
But just seeing if
you were available.
387
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:17,894
Actually, I'm booked
for the next couple weeks.
388
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,279
Ohh. That's cool.
389
00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:20,947
I'm so busy, too.
I probably--
390
00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:23,583
I'll just let it
grow, you know?
391
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:24,684
I want to die.
392
00:18:24,752 --> 00:18:25,852
All right, honey.
393
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,520
Come on. Just give it
another minute, OK?
394
00:18:27,588 --> 00:18:28,521
Let's just look--
395
00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:29,539
excuse me.
396
00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:31,074
I want her.
397
00:18:35,112 --> 00:18:36,752
You sure, honey? You
want to look around--
398
00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,817
yeah, you can go home.
I'll get a ride or something.
399
00:18:42,286 --> 00:18:44,721
I'm glad your prius
is out of the shop
400
00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:47,223
'cause this is a sweet ride.
401
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,859
I may buy it when
the lease is up.
402
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:55,598
So, anyway, um, we want to
make a really good entrance,
403
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:58,034
so I was thinking you could
either rappel down next to me
404
00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:00,803
or you carry me in your
arms and set me down.
405
00:19:00,872 --> 00:19:02,455
I mean, it's your call.
406
00:19:02,523 --> 00:19:05,525
Let's play it by ear.
407
00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:09,295
Oh, Spence, I ran into
a mutual friend today.
408
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:10,897
Oh, who?
Commissioner Gordon?
409
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:13,266
Ha ha ha!
410
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,602
He's been dead since 1984.
411
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,937
That's not funny.
412
00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:22,525
I'm talking about
Lou Ferrigno.
413
00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:24,627
Oh, yeah?
414
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:25,762
Lou told me
415
00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:27,129
that he was supposed to go
416
00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:28,365
to the convention with you,
417
00:19:28,432 --> 00:19:32,134
but you ditched him
at the last minute.
418
00:19:32,202 --> 00:19:35,054
Because you're better!
419
00:19:35,089 --> 00:19:37,274
Oh, I see.
420
00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:38,792
Let me ask you something.
421
00:19:38,859 --> 00:19:41,060
If you had run into Bill Shatner
this morning,
422
00:19:41,128 --> 00:19:44,431
would you have
ditched me, too?
423
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:48,167
I want to say no, but...
424
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:52,138
I'm weak. I'm so weak.
425
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:53,156
Well, that's why
426
00:19:53,307 --> 00:19:56,309
people like Lou, myself,
Bill, Lee Majors
427
00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:59,145
always look out
for each other.
428
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:03,366
Because of pasty-faced
opportunists like you.
429
00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:09,238
W- w-we're still going,
right?
430
00:20:09,306 --> 00:20:10,423
I am.
431
00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:13,893
Get out of the car.
432
00:20:13,961 --> 00:20:16,329
W- w-we're on the turnpike!
433
00:20:16,397 --> 00:20:18,931
I gotta run across
4 lanes of traffic!
434
00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:22,018
Character is formed
through adversity.
435
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:26,156
And P.S., I'm keeping
your gas money.
436
00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:40,453
What's going on?
437
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,956
I heard you have
a hot hairdresser.
438
00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:45,058
We want in.
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