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- That was sweet.
- Yeah.
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Why don't you go put on a skirt,
'cause you are my bitch.
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I just beat you
3 straight games.
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You might've won 3 games, but,
uh, I had more total points.
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I don't think that's possible.
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You lost.
Take it like a man.
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Sweet Mary.
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Should I wait for you,
should I go home?
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What?
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Wh-what's the deal?
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Oh, it's a pole-dancing class.
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They got them
all over the place now.
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Wow.
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Glad I wore my baggy shorts.
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Some wild stuff, huh?
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See the one in the middle?
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That's my wife.
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She's good.
She's limber.
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Yeah. She's been doing it
a couple of months.
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It's a great workout.
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And I'm not gonna lie to you.
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It's been a nice addition to the
bedroom, know what I'm saying?
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What?
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Your wife pole-dances for you
in your home, in your bedroom?
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Yeah.
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Deac, his wife pole-dances
for him in his bedroom.
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Did you know that kind of thing
was going on in the world?
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Uh-huh.
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Why, you think you want
Carrie to do that for you?
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Actually, I was thinking I
want his wife to do it for me.
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But Carrie would be good, too.
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You think you're gonna
suggest it to her?
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I can't do that.
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If she didn't want
to dress up as batgirl,
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she ain't gonna want
to do this.
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I don't know, man.
It's supposed to be a lot of fun.
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She might go for it.
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Why, you think you could
bring this thing up to Kelly?
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I guess so.
It never occurred to me.
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We got plenty going on
in the bedroom as it is.
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Ever get tired of being
a racial stereotype?
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No.
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Do you?
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And then I got the dragon in
Atlantic city a couple years ago.
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It's nice.
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It looks like he's pretty
mad at Yosemite Sam.
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What about you, Carrie,
you have any tats?
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Tattoos? No.
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I have a job, so...
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Hey, it's really great
you guys had us over like this.
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I'm glad you chased us down
in the parking lot, Doug.
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I just had an instinct,
you know?
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What else you guys into?
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I know you work out 'cause I
met you at the gym. I mean...
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Yeah, I do weights,
like, 4 or 5 times a week--
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Excellent!
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How about you Anna Maria?
What do you do there?
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Um, treadmill.
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Oh. And?
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Stairmaster sometimes.
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Actually, I've been doing
a lot more--
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Anything else?
Anything else you do there?
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Well, I've been taking
that pole-dancing class.
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That's crazy.
Pole-dancing.
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Crazy what these chicks are into
nowadays. I'll tell you what, Ed.
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Why don't we let the ladies
talk about that for a while.
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We'll go get another
beer in the kitchen?
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OK.
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I also take spinning
on Tuesdays.
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They just got some new equip--
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Pole-dancing!
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Bye, thank you.
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Bye, guys.
See ya.
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Huh?
Our new go-to couple.
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Mm-hmm.
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- What were you thinking?
- What?
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Did you actually think
you can trick me
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into taking
a pole-dancing-duh--
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Dat girl pole-dances.
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Me wanna pole-dance, too.
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I wasn't trying to trick you.
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I just thought it was
a way to suggest it.
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I figured if I brought it
up myself, you'd get mad.
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Yeah.
I'm mad now.
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Mad 'cause I had to
make steak for idiots.
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Why don't you have
an open mind?
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A lot of women
are pole-dancing nowadays.
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It's a whole thing,
and we're missing it.
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No. I'm not missing it.
You're missing it.
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I'm OK not gyrating around
like a 2-dollar whore.
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- Try it once.
- Ohh.
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Come on!
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Doug, I am not pole-dancing
for you in our bedroom.
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This is so typical of you, too.
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As soon as the lights
go out upstairs,
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you're only looking
out for yourself.
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This wouldn't be just for me.
It would be for us.
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Let me show you
something here. OK?
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What's all that?
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Just some free information
I got at the pole-dancing class.
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OK, look. All these women
talk about how at first
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they were skeptical,
but after they tried it,
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they felt more sexual,
more empowered.
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Here, look at the Spanish lady
holding the briefcase.
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Yo soy "empowermente".
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Not interested.
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At least take a look
at the video.
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They gave you a video?
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They didn't give it to me.
It was 29.95.
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You know what, Doug?
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Your pole-dancing fantasy
is not gonna happen, OK?
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So just give it up.
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Well, we're already
on the mailing list.
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What the hell is
Katie Couric up to now?
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Hey, dad.
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Didn't hear you back there.
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Oh, it's a tape.
What is it?
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Uh, just an instructional
video from a class I may take.
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Well, I'm late for work.
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Love ya.
Bye-bye.
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"Pole cats.
The erotic art of pole-dancing."
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Oh, dear god.
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Come on.
When's it getting here?
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Sit down, will ya?
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Looking out the window is not gonna
make the pole get here any faster.
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It's almost 5:00.
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Express mail guaranteed
delivery before 5:00.
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Express mail?
Why didn't you use us?
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Us? We suck.
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I can't believe
Carrie went for it.
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She doesn't seem like
the pleasing you type.
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She didn't want
to do it at first,
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but after she tried it for a couple
of weeks, she really loves it.
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She says it gets her in touch
with her inner whore. It's nice.
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And the rich get richer.
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Oh, man, I want
this thing to come quick.
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You know,
I am ready for my first dance.
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You know what I'm saying?
Ready.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, check this out.
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Look what she made for me.
Coupons.
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"Good for one free pole
dance from Misty Heffernan."
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Don't you guys have an aunt
named Misty Heffernan?
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Yeah.
She just had hip surgery.
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Good lady.
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Guess who's here.
The pole fairy.
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Someone just bought himself
a new nickname.
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Come on, guys, give me a hand.
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Hey, Arthur.
I'm gonna make a sandwich.
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- You want one?
- Nope.
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You sure?
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A man who turns his own
daughter into an exotic dancer
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does not deserve to eat.
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They've got fresh corned beef.
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No!
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Well, there it goes.
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A 10-foot arrow
through my heart.
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What are you even
talking about?
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Damn it, man,
don't you understand?
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When a child doesn't get
enough love and affection
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from her own father,
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she seeks it from strange men.
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That's why Carrie's doing this.
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Because I spent her childhood
chasing after the almighty dollar.
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How'd that work out for you?
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Look, Arthur, you're getting
worked up over nothing.
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She's just gonna
dance for Doug.
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Oh, sure, that's how it starts.
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Then it's peep shows,
strip joints,
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and before long, she's at the
port authority in hot pants,
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beckoning drunken marines into
the back of an abandoned bus.
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What's that?
Pumpernickel?
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Cut me off half.
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Doug.
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Yeah?
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Misty is ready.
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Don't forget the coupon.
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Misty?
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I'm in the bathroom.
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Turn on the music and
settle in, big boy.
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Yeah.
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The pelican brief,
by John Grisham.
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The CD!
Not the tape!
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Hey. So...
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How was opening night?
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Oh. The pole-dancing.
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It was good.
It was good.
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All right.
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So, you...
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It was hot?
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Sizzlin'.
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Ohh.
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She, uh...
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She really...
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Really...
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Shouldn't be pole-dancing.
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Oh, really?
That's too bad.
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No good?
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No.
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Aww.
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She tried, god bless her.
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You know, I mean, she was
doing everything they taught her
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and going through the moves.
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I definitely got a sense of
what it was supposed to be.
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Makes you really
appreciate the pros, huh?
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Oh, you said it, brother.
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All right,
so it didn't work out.
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Just get rid of the pole
and move on.
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I can't. I'm the one
who got her into it,
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and now she's hooked.
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She's thinking of making
it an every-night thing,
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and she's even talking
about putting in a spotlight.
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I gotta tell you, Deac,
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you were smart for not
getting Kelly involved.
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Uh, yeah. Ahem.
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What?
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It's just...
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After that day at the gym,
I actually did
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kind of suggest it to Kelly, and
she's been doing it since then.
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Really?
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How is she?
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She's pretty damn good.
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Good morning.
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Hey.
Honey.
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So last night was...
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OK?
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
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And you were right.
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Yo soy "empowermente".
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Oh, and by the way,
before I forget,
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I got another coupon for you.
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Oh, that's OK.
I really have some--
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- Take it.
- OK, OK, yeah, yeah. I'll take it.
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OK, uh, we gotta get going.
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- Deac, come on.
- Yeah, yeah. Bye, Carrie.
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All right, bye, you guys.
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- Bye, Deac.
- See you later.
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Darling, I realize
I haven't been giving you
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the time and attention
you deserve.
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Are you free
this Saturday afternoon?
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- Um--
- For the love of god, just say yes!
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Yes.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Daddy's here.
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Make it stop!
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Hey, what are you
still doing here?
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Your shift was over
4 hours ago.
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Yeah, I know.
Just cleaning out the old locker.
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You know my motto.
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A messy locker's
the devil's playground.
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I thought your motto was
"eat through the pain".
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Guy can't have two mottoes?
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Listen to me, player.
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Go home.
256
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:34,872
I can't.
257
00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:38,709
She's there limbering up as we speak.
258
00:14:38,776 --> 00:14:40,243
I can't sit in that chair again.
259
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:42,111
You can't live like this, man.
260
00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:43,413
Deac, she gave me
more coupons.
261
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:46,149
50, damn it!
50 coupons!
262
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:49,085
I used to-I used to
love pole-dancing.
263
00:14:49,153 --> 00:14:50,754
I used to love coupons.
264
00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:53,223
I got an Arby's coupon in my
wallet for the last 2 weeks.
265
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,924
I can't even look at it!
266
00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,614
It's time now.
267
00:15:03,851 --> 00:15:06,686
Nothing's worked, Spence.
268
00:15:06,754 --> 00:15:10,624
I've showered her with fatherly
affection for 2 entire weeks,
269
00:15:10,691 --> 00:15:12,411
but still she goes
back up there every night
270
00:15:12,436 --> 00:15:14,253
and gets her freak on
for fatty.
271
00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:18,364
So, where do you
wanna get dinner?
272
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,801
Oh, can I talk you
into Ethiopian?
273
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:23,437
Not in the mood
for gazelle, thank you.
274
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:26,840
Hey, look!
275
00:15:26,908 --> 00:15:28,675
- That gives me an idea.
- What?
276
00:15:28,742 --> 00:15:30,443
I'll get one of the strippers
to come home
277
00:15:30,511 --> 00:15:33,346
and tell Carrie what life
on the pole is really like,
278
00:15:33,414 --> 00:15:35,882
every depraved
and pathetic detail.
279
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:38,051
She'll be scared straight.
What do you think?
280
00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,820
Sounds pretty stupid.
281
00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:41,221
Come on.
282
00:15:43,257 --> 00:15:45,892
Doesn't look clean in there.
283
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,370
Please be asleep.
284
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:04,043
Doug.
285
00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:06,613
Yeah.
286
00:16:06,681 --> 00:16:08,615
You're late.
287
00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:10,750
Not late enough.
288
00:16:33,674 --> 00:16:37,277
Welcome to the champagne room.
289
00:16:37,345 --> 00:16:39,162
Come in.
290
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,156
Why'd you turn it off?
291
00:16:49,223 --> 00:16:50,503
I don't know.
I thought we'd, uh,
292
00:16:50,528 --> 00:16:51,791
change it up a little tonight.
293
00:16:51,859 --> 00:16:54,144
Oh, yeah? OK, how about
some different music?
294
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:56,546
How about a little
hot for teacher?
295
00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:57,614
Heh heh heh.
296
00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:59,283
That's all right. Uh...
297
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:02,030
I thought maybe, you know, maybe
I'd do something for you, you know.
298
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,488
You want a massage?
How about a sexy massage?
299
00:17:04,555 --> 00:17:06,657
Oh. Yeah.
I would love that.
300
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:07,390
All right.
301
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,474
Heh heh heh.
302
00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:09,475
There we go.
303
00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:11,511
All right.
304
00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:13,112
Mm-hmm.
305
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,514
Oh, that's nice.
306
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:15,849
Oh, it is, right?
307
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,651
So relaxing I could
just fall asleep.
308
00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:23,990
Just go ahead then
there, Misty.
309
00:17:24,058 --> 00:17:26,309
Mm-mmm. Misty doesn't
want to sleep.
310
00:17:26,377 --> 00:17:29,345
She has a new dance
for her man tonight.
311
00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:32,048
That's OK. Sleep.
312
00:17:32,116 --> 00:17:33,283
Sleep, Misty.
313
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:34,351
Mm-mmm.
314
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:36,303
First, a dance.
315
00:17:36,371 --> 00:17:38,571
- No, you sleep. Sleep.
- Doug, get off!
316
00:17:38,639 --> 00:17:40,307
OK.
317
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,675
Just thought Misty
could use a little sleep.
318
00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:45,779
I know, but there'll be
enough time for that later.
319
00:18:10,638 --> 00:18:11,738
Stop it!
320
00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:14,274
What? Why'd you turn
the music off, baby?
321
00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:15,982
It was either that
or dive out the window.
322
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:16,976
Carrie...
323
00:18:17,044 --> 00:18:18,711
Carrie, you're horrible at this.
324
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,498
What, you think I'm
horrible at this?
325
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:22,645
No, no.
You're not horrible.
326
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,635
That's a little unfair.
But you're...
327
00:18:24,702 --> 00:18:26,637
No, you are.
You're horrible.
328
00:18:26,704 --> 00:18:29,172
What, so for the last 2 weeks,
329
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,541
you've just been
pretending to like it?
330
00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:33,659
Kind of, yeah.
331
00:18:33,727 --> 00:18:35,345
I can't believe this.
332
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:36,513
Carrie, so what?
333
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,715
This stupid pole thing
didn't work out. Who cares?
334
00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:41,218
I still think you're the
sexiest woman I've ever known.
335
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,953
I mean, we have each other,
336
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,488
and that's the only
damn thing that matters.
337
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,693
- Ohh!
- You're an ass.
338
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,378
This was your idea in the
first place, you know.
339
00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:54,166
And now you're telling me
that I suck at it?
340
00:18:54,191 --> 00:18:56,116
I mean, do you know
how humiliating this is?
341
00:18:56,183 --> 00:18:59,002
I know. We've both gone
through hell these past 2 weeks.
342
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,704
And you know what, Doug?
343
00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:02,651
You really don't know
what you're talking about,
344
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,358
because my instructor said I am
very, very talented at this.
345
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:06,906
Yeah.
That's 'cause you're paying her.
346
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:10,464
No, no. I'm doing the moves
exactly like she taught us.
347
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:12,731
OK, you might be doing them
right technically, but you--
348
00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:13,759
You're just not...
349
00:19:13,826 --> 00:19:15,218
Not what?
350
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:17,520
Look, you...
351
00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:20,089
You're not feeling it, OK?
352
00:19:20,157 --> 00:19:22,158
You're not living it.
353
00:19:22,226 --> 00:19:24,127
Like that spin-kick move
you do...
354
00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:26,029
- Yeah.
- You...
355
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,781
Let me just show you.
356
00:19:33,587 --> 00:19:37,557
You need to become one
with the pole, you know?
357
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,526
Just feel it.
Just feel it. Just have fun.
358
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:43,346
'Cause you gotta feel it.
Feel it every time.
359
00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:45,014
You gotta become one--
And just enjoy it.
360
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,762
Enjoy who you are,
you know what I'm saying?
361
00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:47,677
Uh-huh.
362
00:19:58,329 --> 00:20:01,330
Oh, and that upside-down move
you do when you get up there,
363
00:20:01,398 --> 00:20:02,549
you're here.
364
00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:03,737
You gotta be here like this.
365
00:20:03,762 --> 00:20:08,005
And when you slide down,
you're an angel.
366
00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:09,840
When you're coming down,
you're an angel.
367
00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:12,109
I'm an angel, OK?
368
00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:16,580
And this--
And this here.
369
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,970
OK?
370
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,291
Just feel it.
371
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:29,342
Let it-feel it.
372
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,810
Work it...
373
00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:32,612
And become it.
374
00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:48,395
Carrie.
375
00:20:48,462 --> 00:20:50,262
We should probably shut the door.
Your father.
376
00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:52,322
No.
My dad's not home.
377
00:20:56,954 --> 00:20:58,621
I still haven't had dinner.
378
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,890
Shut up and get more singles.
379
00:21:10,534 --> 00:21:12,902
Nice to spend time together, huh?
380
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:14,637
I'm not gonna stop
pole-dancing, Arthur.
381
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:16,940
Fine!
Throw your life away!
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