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[RuPaul] Previously on All Stars…

This season of All Stars

is gonna be a game within a game.

See, why do they gotta make it hard? Why do they gotta make it hard?

-We get to rewrite her story, bitch. -Okay.

It's a very strong group.

-Exactly. -Right.

I be scared.

[RuPaul] Welcome to the All Stars

Star-Studded Variety Extravaganza.

Yara Sofia.

We were all hysterical.

Ru, it took him 20 minutes to stop laughing.

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

If you give me a minute of your time, I hope to make a dress that's sublime.

[cheering]

[RuPaul] Trinity K. Bonet.

You gonna have to get the word, like, uh…

some… uh…

I think you just got nervous.

[RuPaul] Serena ChaCha.

Idea, great. Execution, not great.

[RuPaul] Trinity K. Bonet, Serena ChaCha,

you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.

Yara Sofia, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star of the week.

-Aah! -[applause]

[Yara] My strategy is to send the best home.

It's time to present this week's lip sync assassin.

-Coco! -[cheering]

Coco Montrese, con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

The $10,000 will roll over

to next week's tip.

-[laughs] -Oh!

[RuPaul] Which queen has the group chosen

to get the chop?

Serena.

Serena ChaCha, sashay away.

[tense music playing]

-Come on, girls. -Yes, bitch.

-Bitch. -Mama.

I'm sitting next to the winner so some of it can rub off on me.

Oh, my God, congratulations, Trinity!

Yes, honey!

Bitch, I'm safe. Oh, baby, look.

You almost lost me by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin.

I wanna thank y'all for bailing me outta jail.

[all laugh]

CashApp y'all the money back when I get it.

-[all laugh] -No, you deserve to be here.

Oh, yeah.

We need to see what's going on in this box.

Yes, the dreaded box.

-Let's do it. -Yeah.

Spill the tea, bitch.

One Serena.

[All] Cha-cha-cha.

-Two Serena, three Serena… -[queen] Oh, my.

…four, five, six, seven,

…eight, and nine Serena.

[All] Cha-cha-cha.

One Trinity.

Ooh.

And the last one is for Serena.

-Cha-cha-cha. -Damn.

So I'm sure that Serena did not choose herself,

so we can safely assume that Trinity was picked by Serena.

[queen] Serena's for sure, yeah.

Let me tell you something. It is very motivating

to have your fellow coworkers

believe in you as much as you believe in yourself.

You know, y'all could have went the other route.

[Trinity] I feel loved.

I feel like these people really believe in me

and really wanna see more of what I'm gonna bring to this competition.

What did Yara pick?

Well, I picked this queen because honestly,

it's really hard to be in this position,

and I picked Trinity.

[tense music playing]

The nerve.

[Trinity laughs]

The unmitigated gall.

How dare you!

[Yara] Sorry for that.

I mean, and don't take it personal.

Oh, I take it very personal.

-I'm sorry? -I take it very personal.

-I mean-- -No, I'm joking.

-[all laugh] -[Yara] I was worried.

-Whoo-whoo! -[indistinct chatter]

I'm the only one who picked Trinity, and it feels awkward.

I took a gamble, and now all eyes are on me.

[laughs]

Oh, my God, I'm gonna be the evil queen this season.

I don't want to! I'm congenial!

This is the game that you play.

It's hard.

She's no fool.

Serena probably didn't even come across her radar

as a competitor.

I am a competitor.

I am who you should be worried about.

-I love you. -I love you, too.

-I understand. -I mean, it's so hard.

I understand.

And I'm not trying to beg you,

if I'm on the bottom, you fucking vote me off.

-No. -I'm just saying.

-I got you. I got you. -I'm just being honest.

I get it, but I ain't gonna forget it.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

[RuPaul] The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With extra-special guest judge Big Freedia.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music playing]

Whoo, we're back!

Another day, another day.

Gimme a hair flip. Flip it, sister.

All right, girl, it's a new day in the werkroom.

Let's see what they have for us this time.

What's new, pussycat?

Give it to us, girl.

"ChaCha, echa pa' fuera and buy some wigs.

XOXO. Serena ChaCha."

[all laugh]

I want one.

-What's echa pa' fuera? -Pa' fuera.

Echa pa' fuera, like, "Get out."

-Oh, wow. -Oh, damn.

-Bye, Serena! We love you! -Three cheers for Serena!

[All] Cha-cha-cha!

All right, mama.

Since we're all here, you know, we're all, like, out of drag,

who's the trade of the season?

-Nobody. -Nobody.

-I am. Don't try that. -No!

-No, no, no, no. -[indistinct chatter]

Eureka's right. Eureka's right. I would trade her for any other--

[all laugh]

Jaida Essence Hall said, "Trade is a state of mind,"

and I'm gonna go with that.

Jan's like, "Yes, I'm the trade of the season."

Yeah, what are you talking about?

[Jiggly] Jan looks like she belong in the Mickey Mouse Club.

How-- no.

[Eureka!] Miss Thing is over there voguing.

[laughs]

[gasps] What if I'm the trade of the season?

Oh, oh.

Oh!

I think there's a couple trade here.

I don't think it's no trade here.

Well, hold on, hold on. What's the definition of "trade?"

Trade is just a masculine-looking gay guy.

I thought trade was people you think are attractive enough to have sex with.

-No! -That's what I thought.

Trade is that slight bit of danger, too.

That would be Trinity to me.

Miss Thing got a fucking brooch on, girl.

[all laugh]

[alarm blaring]

[RuPaul] Ooh, girl.

She done already done had herses!

Morning, glories.

-Hi! -Hi!

Here's to skies, some eyes, a hydrangea or two,

grass in Kentucky, the moon if you're lucky,

and balls when a queen fails to come through!

All right.

No idea.

-Kentucky? -Balls? What?

-Are we mowing the lawn? -Balls?

Hello, hello, hello!

-[cheering] -[all] Hi!

Hey, All Stars!

-Hey! -Hello!

Now, your sister Serena ChaCha is gone, but not forgotten.

And I have to admit, I'm feeling a little blue.

Aw!

I'm also feeling sapphire, navy, and cerulean.

And that's because for this week's maxi-challenge,

we're throwing a ball.

[cheers and applause]

[all] Yeah!

[indistinct chatter]

I love balls. I love balls.

And it's not just any ball. It's a Blue Ball.

-Ooh! -Yes!

And, girl, it's been a long time coming.

[all laugh]

#AllStars6.

Now, tomorrow on the main stage you need to serve three looks.

First category is Blue Betta Werk,

a blue-collar working girl look.

Second category is Blue Jean Baby,

a look that takes denim to the next level.

And the final category is Blue Ball Bonanza.

From scratch, you need to create a high-fashion look

using random blue materials.

Oh, and feel free to use pads

from Planet Pepper

and hair by RockStar Wigs.

-Okay! -Thank you, Mama.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

-Blue balls! -[both laugh]

Shit.

Oh, Miss Thing.

The main challenge is the Blue Ball challenge.

We have to make a sickening runway look

out of the weirdest materials.

Ai! Ai!

[queen] Bitch, you already got sequins. Get outta here. [laughs]

What in the Baskin-Robbins?

The girls are out for blood for these non-conventional materials.

Bitch!

[laughs]

You sank it, bitch.

I'm gonna take what's left, girl, because I know I'm smart enough and crafty enough,

and let's hope this don't bite me in the ass later.

[laughs] I mean…

I feel good, because on Season 12,

we did the Ball Ball, and I thought I had a good concept.

Now I'm gonna make 2.0.

I would stay away from what you did last season, though.

It's gonna be inspired by…

-Okay. -…what the actual version,

like, I saw in my mind could be.

Okay.

I don't think that's a great idea.

-Oh! -It's a new season.

It's a new year. It's a new you.

It should be a new look.

Oh, my God, I'm so happy I got this fabric, though.

I really wanted that fabric.

Everybody basically grabbed everything like fucking looters.

And there's, like, some blankets left,

dishwasher pad thingies, and the wee-wee pads.

All that's left was, like, junk.

Here we go again with this fucking challenge.

-How you faring over there? -Oh, there is more.

She's at the after-Christmas sale, just picking through what's left.

I hate you.

On my season, I did have to make two outfits,

and both of them landed me in the bottom.

My outfit is very Saint Tropez.

It would be Jiggly's luck the second episode in,

RuPaul wants us to do a sewing challenge.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

So, this is the challenge that I've been dreading.

And I practiced--

But not with a blanket?

-But not with a blanket. -[laughs]

Jiggles! I think you're gonna be--

How can I make this glamorous?

You're gonna figure it out. I believe in you.

I need to make a stop sign for my working girl.

-Because I'm doing a crossing guard-- -So am I.

-You're doing a crossing guard, too? -I'm doing a crossing guard.

Whoo, we might be-- we might be on to something.

I never realized how…

much structure went into these little folding chairs, bitch.

[chuckles]

Damn.

I love to sew. Like, sewing is my gig.

Why is this so hard?

But the unconventional challenge is the one that sent me home on my season.

It's a bold move to make a pant out of burlap.

I'm the one that's over there nervous with no fucking material.

-You're good. -You have no material?

-I just sewed a dress… -Yeah.

-…in a minute. Of course. -You'll make another one.

But I went home

-on an unconventional sewing challenge. -This is a new day, bitch.

-No, I'm speaking this out loud. -Okay, okay.

Like…

Okay.

I'm feeling some type of way just because I'm like, mm.

I'm looking at these materials that I have grabbed,

and I am, like, "Bitch,

is this where I have fucked myself all the way up?"

What's this moment?

Yeah, what's she--

I'm painting it blue.

I'm just kidding. [laughs]

Miss Yara's having a good time, girl.

[laughing]

I'm kind of sweating it out over here over a sewing machine,

and I'm not really sure, like,

that Yara has even, like, touched one, honestly.

So, Yara, do you feel like there's added stress to you,

like there's more pressure for you to perform well two weeks in a row or…

Yeah, but then I saw this challenge, and I said, "Okay, I'm good."

Yeah, because you, like, killed the design challenges on your season.

I think Yara's gonna do really good at this one.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this challenge.

[applause]

I'm pretty comfortable.

I mean, I'm good.

Some of you have the best materials and you're fucking them up.

Honestly, I'm waiting for everybody to finish their looks

and see what other materials I have.

Because I'm a talented and skilled bitch,

and I can turn the party in 30 minutes.

I can even sew without looking. Look at this.

Oh, my God, without looking. Oh, my God, aah!

Last week I won the challenge,

and this week I'm gonna win again.

I'm really not worried. [laughs]

Is it two bracelets,

or should I do necklace and bracelet?

-I say all bracelets. -Thank you.

I'm gonna do bracelets and necklace.

[laughs]

Yara just walking around,

chitchatting, giggling, and shit, you know.

This the wrong time to be, like, lackluster and just messing around,

but she seems extremely confident that she gonna be able to whup it into shape,

and who am I to say that she won't?

So, good luck, sister.

Oh, my God, so beautiful.

Can a bitch please get a tarp?

We are getting ready for the Blue Ball, I'm excited about presenting three looks.

I love the--

[whimsical music playing]

They said y'all was having testicle difficulties.

Hi-ee!

-Hi-ee! -Hi-ee!

Oh, hey, Ru!

Just popping in out of the blue.

[all laugh]

-Eureka!, come on over, hon. -All right.

Have a seat.

Thank you. Well, hellur.

Now, you came very close to winning the last time you were here.

I could taste it. It was, like, metal, hair spray, a little solder.

-[laughs] -But, Aquaria slipped through the cracks.

-She did. -She just swooped right in, honey.

And you've found so much success.

[Eureka!] I've been very blessed, honestly, really.

Like, my success has been gained by watching people,

and you specifically, on how you carry yourself.

Like, the level of your pussy, you know what I'm saying?

Wow, that's high praise. And thank you for that lovely compliment.

So here we are in a design challenge.

Do you sew? I don't remember.

-I craft. You know what I mean? -Okay.

Do you feel confident?

I feel like I'm gonna keep that level of pussy in this craft challenge.

You know, I think with big girls there's this element of camp

that is almost, like, expected of us.

So, like, I wanna do camp, but I also just wanna do a look.

You know, I like to be a look queen.

I like to pretend I'm a size two, bitch.

-Why not? -You know? Curve, swerve, slay the runway.

-Can't wait to see what you bring out. -I can't wait for you to see it.

Make sure you put me in the top, you know what I'm saying?

[both laugh]

As the great Jessica Wild once said,

"Being a bottom is not bad."

[laughs]

-Hi, Jiggly. -Hello, Mama.

May I call you Jiggly?

Why, of course, Mother, everybody does.

[laughs]

Oh, my goodness, it's been so long since you've been here.

Eight long years.

-Eight years. -Yes.

-Wow, a lot's changed since then. -A lot has changed.

I got my teeth fixed.

Gorgeous.

And I live my life completely as a woman.

You can call me Bianca, if not Jiggly, yes.

Okay. There seems to be a different energy about you.

You seem at ease, and there's a maturity that you have.

Looking back at myself,

there was a lot that I didn't address

that I should have addressed before coming here.

-Wow. -I wish I would have said,

"Fix this, and then do this."

All those things you didn't know about yourself,

your presence here in this competition

will give you an opportunity to really live that

for other people to find that out about themselves.

Yeah, and I really appreciate everything that you've--

like, you've done, the opportunity you've given me.

Because of you, Ryan Murphy knows my name.

Well, he knows me by another name. He knows me by Veronica.

-The character you play on Pose? -Yes.

Now, that character is a seamstress on the show.

She's the seamstress of the House of Ferocity.

[laughs]

You know, when you were here eight years ago,

there was a design challenge that I will never forget, because--

-I don't think anybody has forgotten it. -No one has forgotten it.

Do you remember what Alisa Summers said to you?

-Oh, "baked potato…" -Yeah. [laughs]

Baked potato couture. You look like you're ready to bake at 350.

[all laugh]

Well, now she's fully cooked, primed and ready.

Well, I'm excited to see what you're gonna do,

because I'm so happy to see the woman

-who sits before me right now. -Thank you.

-Very proud of you. -[giggles] I'm still a little hood rat.

[both laugh]

So, Ra'Jah, on Season 11, you were mouthy.

I was the salty queen.

You were mouthy, you had an opinion,

you had a point of view.

Of view.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm not liking that energy at all.

Like, what the fuck is that about?

It's not like I'm mad at you. That's just how I talk.

I feel like you're mad at me.

I think the Season 11 go-round, it was, like, misdirected energy.

It was insecurities popping out.

It was, like, everything all over the place.

And you know, I had to go home, take it all in,

say, "Girl, you a mess."

Okay, so I had to, like, do some self-reflecting,

and, you know, just really get to the root

of those issues that I was really dealing with.

Wise words, and that's usually the case with most situations

when people come up against a brick wall.

It's because of their own insecurities

-that hold them back. -Mm-hmm.

On Season 11, being considered a villain,

or being misunderstood as a villain

really has put a fire in me to go out and be my authentic self.

I'm a down-ass bitch, I'm cooler than a fan,

and I am still spicy.

But, listen, a little spice ain't never hurt nobody, okay?

Keep your hot sauce in your bag, bitch.

When you were here last,

it was the design challenge that sent you home.

It was.

First and foremost, I'm not using burlap at all.

Throw the burlap out the door, okay?

All right, all right. I'm gonna let you get back to it.

I can't wait to see you out there. Don't wind up in the bottom.

This is it, round two.

I'm reclaiming my time, I'm reclaiming my bad attitude,

and whatever I got to do, I'ma do it.

Let's go, week two!

Ha ha!

See you at the top tomorrow, okay?

[laughs]

Girl, I gotta get in this werkroom.

Here we go, elimination day.

Oh, my God.

So we're getting ready today for the Blue Ball challenge,

and usually when you hear the term "blue ball,"

you're thinking two,

but this week it's gonna be three.

Twelve girls, thirty-six looks.

Get into it, okurr?

[tongue pop]

All right, ladies.

Mama has got to get ready, honey.

Is this for your Blue Betta Werk?

-Yeah. -What are you gonna be?

-A construction girl. -Yes!

You happy about your ball look?

-Yeah. -Good.

But I'm hiding it so nobody see it.

So it's a real reveal, okay.

-Yeah. -All right, sweetie, okay.

-Haven't gotten to see what Yara's doing. -Mm-mm.

[Eureka!] Yara is the most cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs bitch

I have ever met in my entire life,

but Yara is a seamstress and a crafty bitch.

So, bitch, I can't wait to see what this crazy-ass little bitch}

is gonna bring to this challenge.

[Jiggly] All of us can be lit on fire right now,

Silky wouldn't spit on us to put us out,

because she is working on that outfit.

-Huh? What y'all say? -[Jiggly] You gonna get it together?

Bitch, I'm still trying to make it to the top I hope.

-[Jiggly] Yeah. -I ain't got no choice.

You know I can paint in 25 minutes.

That's what I'm banking on today.

What the hell I did with my scissors?

Okay, girl, am I losing my mind?

Ginger?

-Yes, ma'am? -You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Werk.

All honesty, like, I just had to realize,

like, look, I'm never gonna say I'm a designer.

Like I said, I only play one on television.

[chuckles]

But this one, I'm really proud of.

I wanted a slutty party dress, and I think I made one.

-It's very Saint Tropez. -It's very Saint Tropez.

[all laugh]

Aah, Saint Tropez!

Love you for you!

[laughs]

Did you spend all your childhood watching Drag Race?

Okay.

Oh, my God, I'm so beautiful.

It's elimination day,

and we don't really wanna talk about it,

but, you know, somebody's got to go home.

So, how are we thinking, how are we feeling?

[Eureka!] I wanna know, like, are we all coming to a consensus

on how we're doing it?

Like, are we making rules, or are we just doing our own thing?

I don't think it takes a rocket scientist to see who would have the weaker looks,

and then you just kind of go from there.

You could pretty much look around and, like, make your own consensus.

[queen 1] She can look around and already know who going home.

[queen 2] Not what you heard me say.

-[laughing] -Ra'Jah.

That's not what you heard me say.

Leave it to Ra'Jah.

-I'm just asking a question. -Leave it to Ra'Jah.

But if that's how you wanna take it, sure.

[queen 3] That is what I heard you getting at.

Well, I was trying to be politically correct,

-but, yeah, sure. -Okay.

Well, I think we're the children that have been given the responsibility

of making this decision, so we should do it with integrity.

So this word "integrity,"

what does that really mean to y'all as far as this voting process?

Yeah, 'cause you could say integrity, integrity,

but everybody might not have the same meaning.

For me, integrity just means

a decision that I would stand behind,

that I'm not gonna be ashamed of later,

or that I'm not gonna have any second regrets about.

What about our relationships and our friendships with each other?

Does that come into play in judgment?

[tongue pop]

I mean, let's be real here.

I have friends in this competition,

and soon enough, relationships, friendships

are gonna have to come into play.

Because it's easy to say you're going to vote with integrity,

but how would you feel to send one of your sisters home

knowing how bad she wants this?

I've seen how they play this game today.

-What? -Everybody talks some big game.

Let's see how they really play it today.

Know what I mean?

[tense music playing]

No more plastic hangers!

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

My true blue friend, Michelle Visage.

Ru, I've made up my mind. I'm keeping my baby.

-Are you gonna keep it? -I'm gonna keep it.

-Okay. Again? -Yeah, well, you know.

Ah, well, maybe you'll have more luck this time.

[laughs] Don't count on it.

[laughs]

Style superstar, Carson Kressley.

Now, what's your favorite shade of blue?

Mm, I think it's cornflower.

Wait, when did I eat cornflower?

[all laugh]

And our extra-special guest judge, Big Freedia.

Girl down.

-Love the hair. -Thank you.

Just have it back by 5:00 p.m.

♪ You already know ♪

♪ You already know ♪

[laughs]

This week, we've challenged our queens

to serve fashion in the first-ever Blue Ball.

And now they're ready to stomp the runway

in a total, count them, 36 looks.

That's right.

All Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

-Ooh! -Oh!

Let the Blue Ball begin!

[upbeat music plays]

Category is Blue Betta Werk,

a blue-collar working girl look.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Oh, you the project manager?

-Uh-huh, you on time? -Mm-hmm.

[Ra'Jah] You know she project manager coming through.

I'm not here to do no construction, bitch.

I'm here to make sure you ain't running up my time clock. Ha!

[RuPaul] Better not turn my lights off.

Kylie Sonique Love.

-[Carson] Nailed it. -Yes.

[laughs]

[Kylie] I'm gonna give you a little bit of a carpenter.

I've had my fair share of working around some of the best wood.

[Carson] Debbie Harry for Angie's List.

[all laugh]

-[RuPaul] Eureka! -[blows whistle]

[Big Freedia] Walk this way. Don't cross her.

[Eureka!] Mama is coming down the runway in a non-stretch-fabriced garment.

She's got the only whistle that she does know how to blow.

Stop and strut, honey.

[Michelle] Oh, look what happened!

[RuPaul] I'm getting more cross-dressing guard.

-Jan. -[Carson] It's Mrs. Goodwrench.

Wheels up.

[Jan] I am serving fashion this season,

and I'm really tired.

We have some laser-cut rims on my shoulders and head.

Honey, it's four-wheel drive up in this bitch.

[RuPaul] If you stay tready, you ain't got to get tready.

Oh, shut up!

[RuPaul] Jiggly Caliente.

Nice cans.

[Jiggly] I'm a sanitation diva.

I am the bitch that takes the trash out.

Jan, Ra'Jah, Ginger, Scarlet, Eureka!, all the trash.

[RuPaul] This garment is Oscar de la Grouch.

[all laugh]

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

She's serving the big D: the big vitamin D.

Milk-tastic.

[Silky] Bitch, Silk got the good old milk, milk that's gonna hold you, baby.

Milk that's gonna make you feel good.

And the color red makes you quench the thirst.

Drink up.

[Michelle] It's lactatin' time!

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy.

-Ooh! -Oh!

The blade of it all.

[Scarlet] Blue betta werk.

The world would not spin without women and blue-collar jobs.

So let's wear a circular saw, bitch.

She will cut you.

[RuPaul] Touch all of this, honey. Ow!

[Carson] Would I?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Michelle] Oh, no. Somebody help!

[A'Keria] I am a sexy welder

who has gotten her arm stuck in a fucking pipe!

While being sexy,

girl, I can be campy too at the same time.

But can't somebody help me get my arm out, please?

[Carson] You wear it well-der.

[RuPaul] Pandora Boxx, the Boxx that rocks.

[Carson] I think it's Friday, because they're serving fish.

[all laugh]

[Pandora] By day she is lunchbox lady,

slopping the slop for the kids.

But by night…

-Oh! -Oh!

She's Lady Lunchbox, and she's ready to party!

[RuPaul] You know, I can almost see her shepherd's pie.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Yara Sofia. Whoo!

[Big Freedia] Got wood?

[Yara] I'm a construction girl who works with a big hammer,

and that's why I have big guns and big pectorals.

[RuPaul] It takes a Village, People.

Ginger Minj.

[Michelle] Now show me ya pipes.

[RuPaul laughs]

Ooh!

[Ginger] I wanted to serve you some Mario Bros. realness,

but I really wanted to put the Ginger Minj spin on it.

So I'm feeling my plumber fantasy, mama.

I am here to flood your basement and bust your pipe.

[RuPaul] You know, if I were single, I'd roto root 'er.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Trinity K. Bonet.

-[Carson] Serving the children. -[RuPaul] Yes.

[Trinity] Went out the night before and I got a hangover,

but that ain't got nothing to do with these kids.

I am here to help them get across the street,

and if you come down my street speeding,

I will write your tag number down and pull up at your house.

[Michelle] All right, come on, now.

Category is Blue Jean Babies,

a look that takes denim to the next level.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Now, see, this is what a pimp wears on casual Friday.

-Yes! -Mm-hmm.

[Ra'Jah] Blue jean baby. Yes, ma'am.

She's serving you that old nasty MJB, Mary J. Blige tea.

And you gotta add a little bling, let the kids know you a star

and you got some shine to you.

What's up?

[Carson] I love this overall look.

[RuPaul] Oh, it's fedora-ble.

Kylie Sonique Love.

-[Michelle] Ooh, take that, Christina. -Ooh!

[Kylie] I am so proud of my Blue Jean Baby look.

Not only do I get to represent my queens, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears,

but I'm also wearing the trans flag colors.

Trans is beautiful, and we are here.

[RuPaul] It's Kylie, bitch.

Eureka! O'Hara.

[Big Freedia] The "E" is for "extra." She got really good jeans.

[Eureka!] I am serving you pimp Vanjie realness in denim

with a big old "E" on my chest so you know, honey, she's a superhero,

but she's a superhero of the streets, mama.

-[Carson] Duster? I don't even know her. -[Michelle] Thank you.

[RuPaul] Jan.

[Michelle] Guys, she's a star.

-Totally a star. -No, really, she's a star.

She's a star.

[Jan] My Blue Jean Baby outfit

is a work of art.

It is a geometric masterpiece, and then I turn around.

Honey, it's star booty.

[Carson] No Amish were harmed in the making of this look.

[RuPaul] Jiggly Caliente. I think she's board.

[Jiggly] My blue jean baby look, she comes from money.

She doesn't really skateboard, but she hangs with the skateboarder boys

because she wants to date them all. That kind of bitch.

[RuPaul] Is she skating through this competition?

[all laugh]

-Ooh! -Oh!

The Reverend Doctor Silky Nutmeg Ganache

for your enter-taint-ment.

[Big Freedia] Ride 'em, cowgirl!

[Silky] Get into all that fringe.

The fringe is supposed to move

and make you feel good about yourself, honey.

[RuPaul] Ooh!

Save a horse, ride a drag queen!

[all laugh]

Y'all ready for some Scarlet Envy?

-[Michelle] Please! -[Carson] I'm gonna flag this look.

-Ah! -[Scarlet] My Blue Jean Baby look

is a nod to queer America.

Bitch, we are reclaiming the American flag.

[RuPaul] I pledge allegiance to the drag.

[Michelle] See you at the bicentennial, boys.

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport.

That's some amazin' lace.

[A'Keria] Now, my Blue Jean Baby look is nasty.

It's giving lace up to glory. And check it out.

I got my bantu braids like Beyoncé.

[RuPaul] A'Keria can't come to the phone right now. She's all tied up.

[all laugh]

Pandora Boxx. She comin' straight from Dollywood.

-[Carson] It's giving me Dollywood. -[laughs]

[Pandora] Miss Blue Jean Baby just got back

from a Dolly Parton impersonation contest,

where she placed third.

This outfit has big boobies and a tiny hat,

which is gonna be the name of my next album.

-[Carson] Honey, I shrunk the hat. -[laughs]

[RuPaul] Yara Sofia.

-We're having ribs for lunch. -Mm-hmm.

[Yara] For my Blue Jeans Baby,

I'm giving you low-rise jeans,

really, really low, almost pussy low,

and looking like a mix of Selena and Cher.

[Carson] Is that a bandana in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?

[Michelle] I think it is.

[RuPaul] I love Ginger Minj.

[Michelle] She is ready for that line dance.

[Ginger] She's got a full denim jumpsuit on,

some nice thigh-high boots.

I mean, I think they're knee-high on most people.

And there is no rhinestone left unturned or unglued

to the back of this jacket.

-[Michelle] Like a Waffle House. -[Carson] Smells like one, too.

[laughs]

[RuPaul] Trinity K. Bonet.

She identifies as a bellbottom.

[all laugh]

[Trinity] Y'all know I like a good old seventies hippie look, baby.

I'm feeling groovy, I'm feeling smooth.

Absolutely fabulous.

[Michelle] Got Woodstock?

[all laugh]

♪ You wear it well ♪

Category is Blue Ball Bonanza,

a high fashion look using random blue materials.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

-[Carson] Ribbed for her pleasure. -[RuPaul] Yes, it is.

[Ra'Jah] Blue Ball Bonanza, bitch.

I'm serving you that futuristic fantasy edgy fish,

serving you body-ody-ody, servin' it like a hottie.

What's up?

[RuPaul] Lady sings the blues.

-[Michelle] That'll cost you extra. -[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Kylie Sonique Love.

[Carson] This is a five-star look.

-Oh. No, actually, it's 27 stars. -[laughs]

[Kylie] Bitch, I am getting ready to go to the VMAs,

and you know who dressed me tonight?

I dressed my damn self.

[RuPaul] The stars fell on ala-booty.

[all laugh]

Eureka! O'Hara.

Tinker Bell all grown up.

[Eureka!] Girl, I'm about to give them T-I-G-H-T.

Let me say it for the back row, honey. Tight blue swatches.

Who says you don't need to floss?

Every crack on your body, ah.

[Michelle] Big girls don't cry, they slay.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Jan.

[Michelle] May the odds be ever in your favor.

[Jan] It's the Hunger Games part two, the Ru-mix.

This is an absolute 180 from my look last year,

and I look absolutely incredible.

-[Carson] Call her a A-wreath-a. -[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Jiggly Caliente.

[Michelle] Now streaming.

[laughs]

[Jiggly] Don't leave your man alone when she's around,

because her dress is easy access, and she's ready to go.

I gotta show them the shoulders,

my bronze, beautiful legs, and I look so cute.

-[Big Freedia] A fringe-arita. -Ooh!

[RuPaul] Doctor Reverend Silky Ganache.

-[Michelle] Duvet you slay. -[laughs]

[Silky] Child, I am bringing winter to the runway.

Serving up all the presents, I just went shopping.

I cannot believe that I made these pants out of a quilt,

and they fit like a glove.

-[Michelle] What's your sleep number? -[Carson] 69.

[all laugh]

-[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy. -[Big Freedia] This is blue-tastic.

[Michelle] Creature from the blue drag-oon.

[RuPaul] Ah.

[Scarlet] We are glamour.

I feel wealthy, I feel shapely,

and I am dripping in blue.

[Carson] She just blue me… a kiss.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport.

-[Michelle] Did you ever try cupping? -[Carson] Can I borrow a cup of booty?

[all laugh]

[A'Keria] Boom. All of these cups that I'm serving you, sweetie,

it's just that, a serve.

I have made a shower curtain into an outfit,

and then I've cut me some cups. You know, hombre effect. Fill me up.

-Ting! -[RuPaul] Her cup size is 16 ounces.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] The Boxx that rocks, Pandora Boxx.

-[Michelle] Best in show. -[all laugh]

[Pandora] Wants to show the blue ribbons that she's won so she can manifest

a first-place win in this competition.

[whispering] I'd like first place, Ru.

-Wink. -[Carson] Blue ribboned for her pleasure.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Yara Sofia.

[speaking Spanish]

[Yara] For my Blue Ball Bonanza, I'm giving you FEMA tent realness.

And this skirt is waterproof and hurricane proof.

[RuPaul] Tarpe diem.

Ginger Minj.

-[Michelle] Raining queens. Hallelujah! -[laughs]

[Ginger] I look like Anna Faris got stung by a bunch of bees in the shower

and grabbed the shower curtain, wrapped herself up,

and stumbled to safety.

It's shower curtain eleganza realness, mama, okurrr?

[Carson] Walk.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Trinity K. Bonet.

Even Cinderella gets the blues.

-[Carson] She's trying to get to the ball. -[Trinity] Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, bitch,

I am here!

If you girls wasn't worried, you should be today.

This is how you come into All Stars,

shock sickening.

-[Michelle] Uh-oh, what time is it? -[RuPaul] Oh, it's 11:59!

-[Michelle] Gotta run! -[RuPaul] At the stroke of midnight,

she turns into a man.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your several many Blue Ball looks,

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Jan.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Scarlet Envy.

Pandora Boxx.

Ginger Minj.

Trin-tity K. Bonet.

Ladies, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

-Hey. -We start with your project manager look.

I think my favorite part of the outfit

was the hat on top of the wig, and Ru loved the hat on the wig.

Hats on wigs!

But the way you had kind of like a beehive under it

to keep it kind of on there was really ridiculous and great.

I loved your Blue Jean Baby look

because of all those layers and all of those details.

It was a fun silhouette, and each silhouette that you gave us

through the fashion challenge was very, very different.

And it brought us to this last one,

which I think is so fantastic.

I think we were all gagged when you came around the corner,

because it's really incredible.

I'm loving this Black Judy Jetson,

futuristic, a short cut with the big earrings.

The lip was fire. I'm just loving all that.

This is absolutely stunning.

Thank you so much.

All right, Kylie Sonique Love.

Hi!

Your carpenter look, there were so many layers,

and it was such an interesting shape. I thought that was super fun

and one of the strongest in that category.

I love the bandana look,

I'm always trying to find a bandana of different colors to tie around,

maybe make a shirt.

You wore the look, you gave me Britney Spears vibes.

Stars are my favorite thing in the world.

I have them tattooed over my body. When you came around the corner,

it was just a moment of, "Ahh, she's wearing stars!"

This could look messy because it's a lot going on here,

but I think it's super chic and really, really fun.

Thank you.

-Thanks, Kylie. -Thank you so much.

Up next, Eureka.

So you came out here as a crossing guard,

and I loved that outfit so much.

With the kid who just ran a little bit too fast into your booty.

Didn't listen.

Your Blue Jean Baby look, where you did the dark rinsed denim,

and then the big E necklace

gave us that little touch of sense of humor,

which you seem to incorporate in all of your looks tonight.

-Thank you. -I'm a diamond queen,

so I love all the diamond and the bling.

To be a plus-size girl, to come out in such a little skirt

and be so confident,

and when you just walked off and held the purse, I just gagged.

Aw!

It's really well done.

Is this stretchy material?

No, this is paper tablecloths.

Well, you look like a star tonight.

-Well, thank you very much, truly. -Thank you.

Up next, Jiggly Caliente.

-Hi! -Your first look, your sanitation worker,

that was really cute with the lid on your head.

I think you had all the girls' names on the garbage can,

which is so shady.

-All trash. -[laughs]

Yes, 'cause they're "all trash," she just mouthed.

The next look was your skater girl.

For me, I loved what you did with the hair,

I love the barrette details, I love the makeup.

I didn't love it from the neck down

because it looked like you could have bought it at a store.

Tonight on the runway, Jiggly-y.y,

for All Stars, girl, this is not enough.

What are you wearing?

This is a blanket.

It is a blanket with some rhinestones on.

Yeah, this outfit's not my favorite.

Sewing is not for everybody.

I'm not a seamstress.

I give good directions on how I want it sewed,

so I feel your pain on that.

It's just not up to the level of some of the other girls, unfortunately.

-All right, thank you, Jiggly. -Thank you so much.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

-Hi, A'Keria. -Hey, honey.

I thought your welding outfit was fun.

You were stuck in-- you were welded there, is that what was going on?

Yes, I was stuck and needed help.

So, I didn't know you were a welder right away.

Um, I need to know who you are as soon as you come around that corner.

Your Blue Jean Baby look,

it was a little too, like, "I'm going to the club,"

instead of "I'm going to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

This look I'm a super fan of.

I think it speaks really well to, you don't have to be a seamstress,

but you do have to have an artistic vision.

I was, like, she took cups and foil paper and made a dress. This is amazing.

Next time, take it up even bigger.

-Thank you, A'Keria. -Thank you.

Up next, Yara Sofia.

Aah!

So, let's talk about your construction worker.

-Okay. -No idea it was a construction worker.

It just looked like

somebody I'd see walking around East Village, probably in New York City.

I didn't really get construction worker.

The titties were getting a little redundant,

and I was so glad that you did retire them for the moment

when you moved on to your Blue Jean Baby look,

which wasn't super-denimy.

I get that it was blue, but it was a bandana print.

My favorite look is this look.

I thought it was creative that you took-- What is this you're wearing?

-This is tarp. -You did an awesome job with the tarp.

Like, I wouldn't have never been able to do that.

For me, your eye never has a place to rest,

so we don't get to see all the great stuff.

There's a lot of good stuff, but it's confusing to the eye

because there's just so much going on.

-Thank you, Yara. -Thank you.

Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.

[tense music playing]

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star of the week.

-Yes! Word! -[applause]

And you've won $5,000 provided by Planet Pepper.

-You deserve that. -Thank you so much.

Kylie, Eureka!,

you are safe.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

-You are safe. -Thank you.

Jiggly, Yara,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.

You may leave the stage.

-Oh! Oh! -And here they come.

-You're on the top. -I won the challenge.

[cheering]

Yes, bitch.

I just won this motherfucking Blue Ball.

-Con-drag-ulations! -Cheers!

-Cheers! -You deserve it.

So, Yara and Jiggly were in the bottom.

What did they say about you being in the bottom?

-Everything horrible. -They did not say that.

I'm a horrible queen.

-They did not say that. -Really?

-Yeah. You wanna talk? Let's go talk. -Yeah, we can.

I'm pissed because I don't think I should be in the bottom.

I mean, I don't even wanna even talk to Ra'Jah.

Like, I'm not a beggar, and it's like, "Ah, pick me, pick me."

I know the position you are in. You were here last week.

Yes, and it's the hardest thing to do.

-Right. -I came to this competition

knowing that I'm gonna be judged.

-Mm-hmm. -And to take risks.

And sometimes it works, and sometimes they don't.

So, what do you think that you're gonna bring differently?

Next week, bitch, I'm giving you my style completely.

-Okay. -And I learn from those critiques.

Like, you have no idea.

And if you give me the opportunity, of course I will bring it.

-Okay. -The house down boots.

Okay.

I will tell you this. I've really enjoyed getting to know you over this time,

and I have a lot to consider.

Okay.

She might send me home

because she knows if she send a good one home like me,

she's not gonna have competition. It's gonna be easy for her.

I knew this was my Achilles' heel.

This is something that I just, for some fucking reason,

I just can't get.

I'm not a seamstress.

You know, I tried.

Tsk.

But I still got so much to prove,

and I want everybody else to see the new bitch.

Not the broken girl that they saw on season four.

I work hard.

Ginger knows. I'm not giving up.

Fuck that, that's not me. I'm a fucking New York bitch.

It hurts my heart so much to hear her going off about this,

because I know that Jiggly is looking at me,

like, you are the one who is going to save me, no matter what.

Jiggly, she wanna talk to you.

But I don't wanna see either one of these girls go.

Yara, you okay, honey?

I just…

It's so…

It's so weird.

Can I ask you why you--

Like, you still wanna be here, obviously.

Yeah, but the thing is, like, I hate to be the person who kiss ass.

[voice breaks] That would be fake for me, you know what I'm saying?

It's just…

It's okay, baby. Say what you're feeling.

[sobs] I really wanna be here, but you know who I am, you know?

You know how I am.

It's just so [indistinct].

[sobbing]

Girl, what?

-Let it out, baby. -It's okay to let these emotions out.

Actually, it makes me love you even more.

Yara can't stop crying, and she's saying, you know,

"I'm not fake, I'm not fake, I'm not fake, I'm not fake."

Okay. Well, are you real?

You wanna be here, and you wanna have the opportunity

to prove to us that you are going to be a sickening bitch.

Probably more than most of the queens. I mean, just-- if you give me the chance.

I feel like that had Yara really taken the initiative

and used the whole first day to create something,

she would have wore our ass out. This is All Stars.

You wanna be here, show it.

What can I do to tell-- what can I tell you for you to keep me?

With your shady ass, you know what?

You had my name at the top of your motherfucking trash can, bitch.

-That means I was thinking of you. -[laughs]

But I just wanna point out facts.

Okay.

They all understood who I was supposed to be.

I was a sanitation bitch.

[laughs] You bitch.

Just saying, I'm trying to save my ass, bitch.

This, yes, it may not have been,

but I wanted to at least show a party dress,

-an easy access dress. -Okay.

'Cause a ho's still what? A ho.

-Okay. -Still a ho, okay?

So, if you stay, what else is it that you--

-What, an alliance? -No, what is it that--

-You want my Netflix password? -[both laugh]

Okay?

I know it's a hard decision.

[exhales]

Just please give me a shot.

I have so much more to prove.

I'm not done here.

This can't be my end.

I think, ladies, we should talk about the two tributes tonight.

I just wanna lay out the facts.

Like Yara,

do I think that she had a better constructed look today in the ball? I do.

Do I, like, love hearing Jiggly's fight?

One hundred percent.

So, I'm at a loss right now,

and I think that a lot of us are very confused

about voting for somebody who is more of a friend.

If we're going off of emotion,

what if, like, in a few weeks I've done great,

but I do really poorly in a challenge,

but I'm with someone that everyone likes more than me?

That's a concern, right? I mean, for any of us it could be.

I think it's really important to just look at the challenge at hand.

Yara did do objectively worse in the first two categories,

whereas what Jiggly presented was two really strong first categories

and one really bad third category.

I don't know. I'm so confused.

I don't want my friend to go home,

and I don't want to be part of the reason she does.

I don't know what to do.

I have to think. I'm not giving up, goddamn it.

Sorry, Yara.

Bitch, I don't even know what to do.

Sorry, girl.

I really was not ready to see either one of these girls go home yet.

Because I wanna see what Jiggly has to offer.

Oh, my God.

And Yara is amazing,

and she already showed that she can be in the top.

I'm paying attention to everything around me.

I'm paying attention to my competitors, their methods, their attitude.

And to me, Jiggly's drive to be here

is a little stronger than Yara.

Jiggly, I am fighting for you.

Don't let me down. Please don't let me down.

Don't let me down.

[dramatic music playing]

I don't really know how I'm gonna make this decision.

I'm looking at the names, eenie-meenie-miney-mo,

eenie-meenie-miney-mo, eenie-meenie-miney-mo.

Oh, my goodness.

Neither one of these are gonna be a great choice,

but I'm a motherfucking democrat up in this thing,

and I'm here for the party.

I'ma let my voice be heard.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, would you like to meet your opponent?

Aah!

Very that.

[all laugh]

The time has come

to present this week's lip sync assassin.

-Oh! -Oh, shit.

I don't know who they got coming in here,

but, bitch, she is getting assassinated.

Check my resume, bitch.

Did you watch Season 11? Oh, okay. [laughs]

I'll send her back home, too.

Come on, boo-boo.

Ru-veal yourself!

Ooh!

-Somebody in shape, honey. -That Jaida.

-I don't think that's Jaida. -Hell, no.

[cheering]

Child, ooh, child.

-Brooke Lynn Hytes! -Hi!

How are things up north, eh?

-Oh, cold. -[laughs]

Honey, the queen of the North, Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes,

is known for twirling the house down.

Ra'Jah has got her work cut out for her.

Hi, Ra'Jah!

What's the tea, sis?

This is going to be a Season 11 battle.

Aah!

Ladies, Brooke Lynn holds the lipstick

of the queen the group has voted to send home.

Now, if Brooke Lynn wins,

that queen gets the chop.

Two queens stand before me.

Ra'Jah, this is your chance to impress me…

win $20,000…

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens

the chop.

-The time has come… -[thunder]

for you to lip sync…

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

[cheering]

♪ Shot ♪

♪ Like an arrow through my heart ♪

[cheering]

♪ That's the pain I feel ♪

♪ I feel whenever we're apart ♪

♪ Not to say that I'm in love with you ♪

♪ But who's to say that I'm not? ♪

[queen] Come on, girl.

♪ I just know that it feels wrong ♪

♪ When I'm away too long ♪

♪ It makes my body hot ♪

♪ So let me tell ya, baby ♪

♪ I'll tell your mama ♪

♪ I'll tell your friends ♪

♪ I'll tell anyone Whose heart can comprehend ♪

♪ Send it in a letter, baby Tell you on the phone ♪

Come on, girls.

♪ I'm not the kind of girl Who likes to be alone ♪

♪ I miss ya much ♪

[laughs]

♪ I really miss you much ♪

♪ M-I-S-S you much ♪

I cannot choose which one to look at.

I cannot choose which one of them is doing poorly

or which one's doing better.

It's gonna be a close call.

♪ Baby, I'll tell your mama ♪

♪ I'll tell your friends, your friends ♪

♪ I'll tell anyone Whose heart can comprehend ♪

♪ Send it in a letter, baby Tell you on the phone ♪

♪ I'm not the kind of girl Who likes to be alone ♪

♪ I miss ya much, boy Oh, I miss you much ♪

♪ I really miss you much M-I-S-S you much ♪

♪ I miss ya much, baby Oh, I, miss you much ♪

♪ I really miss you much M-I-S-S you much ♪

That's the end?

-[screams] -[cheers and applause]

Whoo!

Yes, girl.

-Yes, bitch. -Oh, my God.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music playing]

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

It's a tie, baby.

You're both winners.

Ra'Jah, you've earned a cash tip of $20,000.

[cheers and applause]

Brooke Lynn, my queen,

thank you for another iconic lip sync.

Any time, Ru. That's what I'm here for.

[all laugh]

Ladies, that means the queen or queens

whose name is on each of the lipsticks

will be eliminated.

Two of these queens can go home tonight,

which is kind of a gag.

Will the bottom queens please step forward?

[suspenseful music continues]

Ra'Jah O'Hara, with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen…

to get the chop?

I think both of these queens are absolutely amazing.

They are both All Stars.

But the queen I chose…

[tense music builds]

Was Jiggly Caliente.

Brooke Lynn Hytes,

which queen has the group chosen?

The group has spoken,

and the queen they have chosen to get the chop is…

Jiggly Caliente.

I'm so sorry.

I love you.

As it is written, so it shall be done.

Jiggly Caliente, you are

and will always be

an All Star.

Thank you so much for showing every chubby brown girl in the world

that there's always a girl you can look up to.

You can always call me Jiggly.

-I love you. -Thank you.

Now, sashay away.

Love you, Jiggles.

[Jiggly] Am I gutted?

[exhales] Yeah, it hurts.

But at the same time, my time here wasn't a waste.

All Stars was a way for me to reintroduce myself to you.

-We love you, Jiggly! -I love you.

This doesn't break me, this doesn't end me.

This is not the last of me.

And my legs look great, okay?

Deuces!

[all laugh]

Brooke Lynn Hytes, thank you, my dear.

You may leave the stage.

[cheers and applause]

I hate to go, but you love to watch me leave.

[laughs]

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -All right.

Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations You're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you For a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

[RuPaul] Jiggly!

What is a riddle that is not a riddle,

but is a game within a game?

What?

Do you want to play?

Oh, I'm playing the game.

[laughs]

What's going on?

Y'all can't get me hyped for no reason.

Come on, what the fuck is going on?

[RuPaul] Next time on All Stars…

In maxi-challenge, you'll create ads that promote your side hustles.

[all laugh]

-What? -I love that she keeps dancing.

[laughs]

Welcome to Yara's world.

-I've been living in it. -[laughs]

How many of y'all wanna come to bed with me?

-[diabolic laughter] -Have you ever needed a helping hand?

First time using hands.

Ru-veal yourself!

Is nobody coming?

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

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