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I just hope it doesn't cause any
permanent damage.
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- How long have you been here?
- A while.
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- You missed your prom?
- Yeah.
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The thing is, when I made that bet...
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There he is. It's Freddie.
He's wearing a tux.
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- What's up?
- Yes.
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I met a whole other
person inside of you.
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- Inside both of us.
- Shut up.
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I would've never found
that person inside of me...
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...if it weren't for the person
inside of you.
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That's sweet.
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The whole other person
inside of me...
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...thinks that the whole other person
inside of you has come a long way.
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So would the whole other person
inside of you like to dance?
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Yes.
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- Morning, sweetie!
- Daddy!
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- Why are you in here?
- Why am I in here?
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It's her birthday, Dad.
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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- What's that buzzing sound?
- I just need a minute here.
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Maybe it's that construction.
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Where's my little angel?
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Happy birthday, honey.
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Grandma? Grandpa?
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Rosco!
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Rosco, go.
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- Hello.
- Father O'Flannagan?
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I brought your special friends
from the center!
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- Happy birthday!
- Janey's making faces.
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It smells in here.
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Okay, make a wish, dear.
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No.
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This isn't a typical high school.
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At John Hughes, there are no cliques,
no exclusive social groups.
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You're accepted for you,
not who you hang out with.
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We'll divide into groups
so you can get to know your peers.
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Let's get all you jocks
in one group...
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...and get you slutty girls
over here by me.
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Hey, how you doing?
Welcome.
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You losers should
hang out in the back.
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That clearly includes you.
Come on, get back there.
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Take a look at the kid
standing beside you.
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They're your only friends
for the next four years.
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Okay, let's move it, people!
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- You need to start dating.
- I don't date. You know that.
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Janey, you know Dad's rule.
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I can't have sex before you.
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I don't conform to
typical high-school norms.
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I read Sylvia Plath,
listen to Bikini Kill and eat tofu.
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- I'm a unique rebel.
- More like you're a lesbo.
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Mitch, leave your sister alone.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher,
that's her decision.
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Go! Fight! Win!
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All right!
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Nice combination, Crissy!
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I've been meaning to get that fixed.
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Later, Dad.
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Hey.
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I'll be late to pick you up.
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Why? A job interview?
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No, honey.
I'll probably just be way too drunk.
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That's good.
No drinking and driving.
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Oh, I'll be driving.
I'll just be too drunk to remember.
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Okay. Bye, Daddy.
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Bye, pumpkin-head.
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- Oh, my God!
- Get out of the road!
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Oh, my God, it's Jake.
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- Hi, stud.
- Hi, Jake.
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- I love that thing with his eyebrows.
- Those sideburns.
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Oh, my God, there's Jake.
He's so popular.
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He just looked at me.
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- Here. You can keep it.
- Tiff.
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Hi, Jake. It's all wet.
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Melanie.
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Hey, Jake.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Here's Ricky!
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Hey, Ricky.
How was your weekend?
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Friday night I stood
outside your window in the raln...
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...screaming your name.
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Then I spent Saturday and Sunday
making you this great...
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...I've-been-desperately-trying-
to-tell-you-that...
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...I'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
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...mix tape for your birthday.
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A mix tape?
That's so sweet, Ricky.
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See you in English.
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Catch you guy later.
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What happening?
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Damn, Shorty, Dog is pretending
to be Asian and shit.
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That cracker is white!
Can't he see that, yo?
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Did you get any action this weekend?
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- I visit grandfather.
- I played with my sisters.
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We're pathetic.
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How will we ever lose our virginity
by graduation?
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- We're freshmen.
- What's with the attitude?
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- Not easy to get lucky here.
- Girls are sensitive.
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They're not looking for sex.
They're looking for love.
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Fuck me! Harder!
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Amanda Becker.
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She is so perfect.
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Keep dreaming.
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What's up, Reggie Ray?
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I can't walt until Friday's game.
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What about your head? You have
a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.
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Five more concussions and you'll die.
You should take it easy.
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- Don't listen to him.
- Austin.
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Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore
isn't first-string anymore.
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We know what happened last time
Jake called the plays.
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And now, our hometown hero...
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...first-string quarterback,
Jake Wyler!
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Malik, could you hold these books?
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Sure. Why not?
I am the token black guy.
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I smile, stay out of
the conversation...
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...and say things like, "Damn,"
"Shit," and, "That is wack!"
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What's she doing here?
She graduated four years ago.
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- Hi, Jake.
- Catherine.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Why is it when I tell a guy
to put it anywhere...
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...they always stick it in my ass?
- Damn!
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Way too much information.
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Oh, no. Too much information
would be telling you...
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...that after they're done
I take a huge dump.
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Shit!
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On thelr chest.
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Oh, that is wack!
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Why do hot girls always walk
in slow motion?
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Priscilla, there you are.
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Jake, I need some
T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
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Some time to talk to you.
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God.
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00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:10,692
It made sense to me, Priscilla.
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You're leaving me for this guy?
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I'm sorry, Jake.
We met over spring break.
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I'm not ordinary.
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You're leaving me for this guy?
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His name is Les...
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...and he's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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And so is his bag.
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Janey Briggs,
please report to the office.
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00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:29,240
Belng a forelgn-exchange student
is scary...
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...adjusting to a new school,
a new country.
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00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:36,107
But you'll find that the students
are very accepting.
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You have a sunny disposition.
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You got your schedule?
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00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:58,469
Well, isn't that wonderful?
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Janey, come in.
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00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:03,798
This is Areola,
our forelgn-exchange student.
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Janey will show you
to your first class.
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00:12:08,014 --> 00:12:09,504
Hi.
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00:12:15,488 --> 00:12:18,389
- I like your backpack.
- Grazie.
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Dude, I heard there's an undercover
reporter posing as a student.
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Dude, no way, dude.
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00:12:29,737 --> 00:12:33,366
Do you know where
Mr. Keller's English class is?
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- Down the hall, on your left.
- Sweet, dude.
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For the thousandth time, I sald,
"Swallow that thing."
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Am I right?
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How could Priscilla dump me,
Jake Wyler?
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Who does she think she is?
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I got two words for you, Jake:
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Prom queen, material.
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Austin, she's an illusion.
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You take away the makeup,
the clothes...
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...the way she wears her hair,
the smell of her perfume...
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00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:14,575
...that cute face she makes
when she's tonguing my balls...
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Look, she's replaceable.
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Given the right look,
the right boyfriend...
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...any girl could be prom queen.
- I smell a bet.
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Jakey, Jakey,
about to make a big...
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...mistakey.
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Here's the wager: I'll pick the most
hopeless girl at this school...
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...and I'll bet that you
can't turn her into prom queen.
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You're on, Austin.
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I'll bet you lose that bet...
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...but learn a much more
valuable lesson and win.
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In life, that is.
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You're both on.
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All right.
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Let's find you a prom queen,
Mr. Let's-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.
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So, Areola, I noticed
your accent keeps changing.
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Where are you from?
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I cannot tell you that...
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...because I am a generic
forelgn-exchange student...
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...whose country of origin
is of little importance.
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Well, have fun in chemistry.
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Rightio, love. See you at teatime.
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What about her?
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Baby's got back.
Hunch, that is.
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No, way too easy.
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- I have no pigment
- Any girl with a guitar is hot.
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I need sunscreen
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Even a hippie albino.
She could be prom queen.
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What about the Fratelli sisters?
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So they're slightly disfigured
and connected.
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But combined, those two make up
one pretty decent chick.
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- I'd do them!
- I know, Reggie Ray.
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I'm looking for somebody
really messed up.
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I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
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00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:03,750
Well, bombs away.
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00:15:04,396 --> 00:15:08,856
No, no, no, anyone but her!
Not Janey Briggs.
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00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:12,661
Guys, she's got glasses
and a ponytalI.
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00:15:12,904 --> 00:15:16,635
She's got palnt on her overalls!
What is that?
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There's no way
she could be prom queen.
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Damn, that shit's wack.
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alm for the head!
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00:15:40,332 --> 00:15:42,960
Can you imagine
what they do in there?
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00:15:43,169 --> 00:15:44,636
Holy cow.
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00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:48,169
Guys, get your heads
out of the gutter.
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It's a locker room.
It's no sexier in there...
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...than it is in here.
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Molly, can you help me
take off my panties?
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Hold on, I've got lotion
on my hands.
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That's okay.
You can just use your mouth.
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Thanks, Miss Peters.
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00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,393
So...
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...who would like to share thelr poem
with the class?
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Mr. Keller? Over here.
Right here. Please.
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- Anyone?
- Mr. Keller!
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- I'm not sure we should be doing this.
- Quiet. I hear them.
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Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!
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This is gonna be good.
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I think I see nipple.
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00:16:45,298 --> 00:16:47,391
You think we should let them know
we're up here?
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00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:50,229
Hey, Molly, the hot water's
not working on my shower.
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- Mind if I share yours?
- Not at all, Christy.
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But we're gonna have
to get real close.
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Okay. How about I press
up agalnst your back?
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Man, it is hot in here.
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I gotta take off my shirt.
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What?
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Doesn't even have to rhyme.
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Doesn't even have to be a poem.
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Please pick me.
I'm the one.
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Yes...
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...Ricky.
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- "Ten Things I Love About Janey."
- Oh, not agaln.
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By Ricky Lipman.
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I love it when Janey talks
I love it when Janey walks
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00:17:41,757 --> 00:17:45,989
I love it when Janey drinks
I love it when Janey blinks
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00:17:46,461 --> 00:17:49,089
I love it when Janey says hi
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00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:53,199
I love it when Janey says
"See you in English"
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I love sitting next to Janey in class
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I love staring into Janey's window
At 1465 South Pass
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I love following Janey to the mall
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00:18:13,922 --> 00:18:15,583
And I love
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Collecting strands of Janey's hair
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00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:26,524
And rolling them up
Into little Janey hairballs
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Thank you, Ricky,
for that interesting poem.
249
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:46,852
I can't believe
what we just did, Molly.
250
00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:52,892
It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience
that will never happen agaln.
251
00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:54,461
I don't know about you guys...
252
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:57,997
...but I am really proud
of Christy and Molly.
253
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:00,637
We're going back.
254
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,100
- Put on my shirt.
- I'm trying to get mine.
255
00:19:16,253 --> 00:19:17,515
Jackpot.
256
00:19:17,988 --> 00:19:21,082
Girl go pee-pee
not what I want to see-see.
257
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,384
I agree-gree.
258
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:26,460
Would you two please try and be
a little open-minded?
259
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:32,398
Class, let's open our books
and continue with our poetry lesson.
260
00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:35,094
You know what I think about poetry?
261
00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:41,072
Oh, is that amusing?
262
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:45,082
Is that what your generation
considers humor?
263
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:56,117
- This make me kind of happy in pants.
- Yeah?
264
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:02,792
Goodness.
265
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:06,737
That make me kind of sad in pants.
266
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:11,336
Shakespeare, Moliere...
267
00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:13,441
...Oscar Wilde.
268
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,339
These were humorists.
269
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,174
I'm gonna be sick.
270
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:25,290
The sublime poetic genius
of a clever turn of phrase.
271
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,424
That is true comedy.
272
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,592
Heavens to Betsy.
273
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:37,193
Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded,
sophomoric excuse for wit...
274
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,339
...is merely a parade of nasty...
275
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,834
...filthy, vulgar...
276
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,773
...human excrement!
277
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,672
- Hey, Janey. What's up?
- Excuse me?
278
00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:16,637
Ever want to be
the most popular girl in school?
279
00:21:16,877 --> 00:21:18,868
Anorexic, superficial?
280
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,570
A whore who lacks any real
long-term goals?
281
00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:24,306
Exactly.
282
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:28,248
If you're interested,
I thought we could go out sometime.
283
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,785
Be seen in public.
284
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:34,255
- We haven't spoken in four years.
- Actually, more like six.
285
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,891
That time when we were
in line at that theater...
286
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:42,228
...I was actually saying "hey"
to the person behind you.
287
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:52,573
Friday's championship game
is agalnst North Compton...
288
00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:55,578
...and that squad always tries
to bring it.
289
00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:58,285
- Bring what, Priscilla?
- Bring it.
290
00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:01,044
Right, but what is "it"?
291
00:22:01,422 --> 00:22:03,856
It's just what they bring, okay?
292
00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:06,458
So then it is what.
293
00:22:06,661 --> 00:22:09,858
- What?
- Exactly. That's what it is.
294
00:22:10,064 --> 00:22:12,123
No, it is what I want it to be.
295
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,733
Even if what is what what is
or it is what what is...
296
00:22:14,936 --> 00:22:16,904
...it's just it no matter what, got it?
297
00:22:29,651 --> 00:22:34,782
I'm Sandy Sue.
It is simply swell to meet all of you.
298
00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,921
Peachy.
You brought a routine?
299
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,492
Oh, you bet.
300
00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:43,428
Give me an H.
Give me a U.
301
00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:47,995
Give me a giant pussy-licking,
ass-fucker cock shit!
302
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:55,733
I'm sorry.
That was my Tourette's.
303
00:22:56,612 --> 00:22:59,581
I don't know about her.
304
00:22:59,815 --> 00:23:03,308
Let's get it stralght.
This isn't a cheerocracy.
305
00:23:03,753 --> 00:23:05,050
I am the cheertator.
306
00:23:05,288 --> 00:23:09,987
I make the cheercisions,
I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
307
00:23:10,226 --> 00:23:14,026
If there are no more cheeruptions,
we can cheertinue.
308
00:23:14,797 --> 00:23:16,355
Thank you.
309
00:23:20,003 --> 00:23:22,938
Grandpa stuck a finger in my ass!
Cum face!
310
00:23:25,008 --> 00:23:27,738
She'll cheer do.
Great.
311
00:23:29,312 --> 00:23:32,076
Goddamn it, let's go now!
Thirty-two draw!
312
00:23:32,315 --> 00:23:35,716
Goddamn it!
Let's show some goddamn hustle!
313
00:23:35,952 --> 00:23:39,513
Look alive out there!
This isn't a goddamn tryout!
314
00:23:39,756 --> 00:23:42,089
- Goddamn it!
- Blue 21! Hut!
315
00:23:42,326 --> 00:23:43,793
What the hell?
316
00:23:44,028 --> 00:23:46,462
Nobody's covering that hole!
317
00:23:46,697 --> 00:23:49,530
Goddamn it!
Let's do it agaln!
318
00:23:50,935 --> 00:23:53,836
- Goddamn it!
- Marty! Marty! Marty!
319
00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:56,835
All right, Marty.
320
00:23:58,909 --> 00:24:01,377
- Get your ass in there.
- You sure?
321
00:24:01,612 --> 00:24:03,978
Just go, goddamn it.
322
00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:06,409
Wyler, we got this wrapped up.
323
00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:10,643
All you gotta do is run out the clock.
324
00:24:12,656 --> 00:24:15,523
For God's sakes,
don't try anything fancy!
325
00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:17,249
Goddamn it.
326
00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:21,860
Listen, boys.
327
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,534
We got time for one more play.
328
00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:28,034
- I say we get the ball to Marty.
- Damn.
329
00:24:28,273 --> 00:24:31,037
No, I'm just happy
belng on the field.
330
00:24:31,276 --> 00:24:35,713
Coach reckons we should take a knee.
We're up 42-0.
331
00:24:35,947 --> 00:24:38,074
I don't care what coach reckons.
332
00:24:38,316 --> 00:24:40,841
You can't go through life
belng scared.
333
00:24:41,086 --> 00:24:44,419
If you do, you'll always wonder,
"What if?"
334
00:24:45,123 --> 00:24:48,854
But if you go out there
and you give it your all...
335
00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:50,921
...that's heroic.
336
00:24:53,431 --> 00:24:55,399
Guys, I appreciate this, but...
337
00:24:55,634 --> 00:24:57,932
That's the spirlt! Ready?
338
00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:06,204
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
339
00:25:06,445 --> 00:25:08,037
Not here. Down there.
340
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,338
Over here?
341
00:25:09,582 --> 00:25:11,607
What are you doing?
Over here!
342
00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:13,276
Here?
343
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:15,785
We love you, Marty!
344
00:25:16,022 --> 00:25:17,614
Set, hut!
345
00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:30,230
No. No.
346
00:25:31,604 --> 00:25:33,765
No, don't throw it to me.
347
00:25:34,473 --> 00:25:35,804
No!
348
00:26:01,868 --> 00:26:05,360
- Nice hands, Marty!
- I did it.
349
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,207
- I'm a hero!
- Walk it off!
350
00:26:09,509 --> 00:26:13,104
All right, goddamn it!
Hit the showers, goddamn it!
351
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,649
Bunch of candy-asses.
Lousy practice!
352
00:26:16,883 --> 00:26:19,579
We'll get our asses kicked Friday!
353
00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:23,120
What about fourth-string?
I didn't get to practice.
354
00:26:23,357 --> 00:26:27,191
After all the shenanigans
you pulled last season...
355
00:26:27,428 --> 00:26:32,229
...thank God you're still
in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
356
00:26:56,257 --> 00:27:00,489
If my parents hear I got detention,
no dessert for a week.
357
00:27:00,729 --> 00:27:02,754
We've disgraced ourselves
and our families.
358
00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:04,899
Guys, guys.
359
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:09,036
I sense the morale's a little low.
I say we make a pact...
360
00:27:09,705 --> 00:27:11,468
...right here, right now.
361
00:27:11,707 --> 00:27:14,870
Before the end of the year,
we all get laid!
362
00:27:15,544 --> 00:27:17,375
We always make that pact.
363
00:27:17,613 --> 00:27:20,480
We've been walting for this
since puberty.
364
00:27:20,716 --> 00:27:24,049
- Two weeks ago!
- I just got first hair on ball.
365
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,188
I don't think you understand.
366
00:27:27,723 --> 00:27:31,056
We'll become the masters of our
sexual destiny.
367
00:27:31,293 --> 00:27:35,059
No longer will our penises remaln
flaccid and unused.
368
00:27:35,297 --> 00:27:37,765
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
369
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:42,065
No longer will we use blindfolds
when we jerk each other off.
370
00:27:42,839 --> 00:27:44,431
All right, that's it.
371
00:27:48,311 --> 00:27:50,677
What in God's name is going on?
372
00:27:50,914 --> 00:27:53,542
- What was that ruckus?
- I no hear ruckus.
373
00:27:53,783 --> 00:27:57,913
- I heard a ruckus.
- Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
374
00:27:58,154 --> 00:28:00,884
You better watch your tongue,
young man!
375
00:28:01,124 --> 00:28:02,955
We were just sitting here.
376
00:28:03,193 --> 00:28:06,219
You just bought yourself
another detention.
377
00:28:06,462 --> 00:28:09,260
- That's not fair.
- Cry me a river, dickface.
378
00:28:09,499 --> 00:28:12,332
- You bought another one.
- Eat my shorts.
379
00:28:12,936 --> 00:28:14,233
What was that?
380
00:28:14,470 --> 00:28:17,633
Eat my shorts!
381
00:28:17,874 --> 00:28:20,638
- Don't mess with a bull.
- I'm shaking.
382
00:28:20,878 --> 00:28:22,470
- You got another.
- Good!
383
00:28:22,713 --> 00:28:25,307
- You through?
- Not even close, bud.
384
00:28:25,549 --> 00:28:27,278
- Want another one?
- Yes.
385
00:28:27,518 --> 00:28:29,509
- You got it!
- Good.
386
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,745
- Another one. Had enough?
- No.
387
00:28:31,956 --> 00:28:33,116
- Another one.
- So?
388
00:28:33,357 --> 00:28:35,291
- I can keep going.
- Go!
389
00:28:35,526 --> 00:28:37,756
- Eenie, meenie, minie...
- Moe.
390
00:28:37,962 --> 00:28:39,122
- Your mom's a...
- Ho.
391
00:28:39,363 --> 00:28:41,092
- He's a famous clown.
- Bobo.
392
00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:43,528
Mitch, cut it out.
393
00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:45,500
Stop.
394
00:28:45,736 --> 00:28:47,670
- Another one.
- But I was...
395
00:28:47,905 --> 00:28:49,202
That's another one!
396
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,170
- One more for Ox or for Mitch?
- Another.
397
00:28:52,977 --> 00:28:55,104
- I confused.
- Shut up, Wang Chung.
398
00:28:55,346 --> 00:28:59,248
I got you for the rest of your lives.
You're mine.
399
00:28:59,683 --> 00:29:03,245
Next time, I'm cracking skulls.
400
00:29:19,037 --> 00:29:21,665
How many times have I sald
I'm not going to Princeton?
401
00:29:21,907 --> 00:29:23,772
I'm not pressuring you.
402
00:29:24,209 --> 00:29:25,870
Just give it four years.
403
00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:29,410
If you don't like it,
you can work at my firm.
404
00:29:29,648 --> 00:29:32,412
I don't want your life!
405
00:29:33,218 --> 00:29:34,276
That's okay, son.
406
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:37,283
I heard about what happened
with Priscilla.
407
00:29:37,522 --> 00:29:38,819
The good news is...
408
00:29:39,024 --> 00:29:41,516
...I've got the perfect rebound girl.
409
00:29:41,761 --> 00:29:43,023
Really?
410
00:29:44,397 --> 00:29:47,093
Beverly! Could you come in here?
411
00:29:53,205 --> 00:29:54,433
That's Mom!
412
00:29:54,707 --> 00:29:56,698
What do you say, kiddo?
413
00:29:57,476 --> 00:29:59,808
I'm gonna leave you two alone.
414
00:30:10,356 --> 00:30:12,517
Would you prefer
the top or bottom, dear?
415
00:30:12,725 --> 00:30:15,216
Oh, my God!
416
00:30:15,628 --> 00:30:17,926
So you in love?
417
00:30:20,299 --> 00:30:24,066
- Yeah, I think I am.
- Well, who is this guy?
418
00:30:24,304 --> 00:30:28,434
His name is Blane. He's a senior.
He's so beautiful.
419
00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:37,348
Janey? Sweetheart?
420
00:30:39,853 --> 00:30:41,252
Hi, Daddy.
421
00:30:41,455 --> 00:30:44,219
Is something wrong?
You were quiet at dinner.
422
00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:47,453
You were passed out on the table.
423
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:54,696
Listen, honey...
424
00:30:54,935 --> 00:30:58,928
...I may not always be coherent
or conscious...
425
00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:03,610
...but I know when my girl's
got something on her mind.
426
00:31:04,045 --> 00:31:07,014
Well, there is this popular boy,
Jake.
427
00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:10,877
Oh, sweetie.
428
00:31:12,186 --> 00:31:14,677
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
429
00:31:14,889 --> 00:31:16,789
No, he asked me out.
430
00:31:18,493 --> 00:31:21,758
Do you like him?
Are you attracted to him?
431
00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:24,792
I mean, would you give him head?
432
00:31:24,999 --> 00:31:27,832
He is kind of cute, but...
433
00:31:28,069 --> 00:31:30,401
...he's always been a total jerk.
434
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,129
It's welrd that he's
talking to me now.
435
00:31:33,374 --> 00:31:37,140
Especially after you've packed on a
couple of pounds.
436
00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:43,841
What do you think I should do?
437
00:31:44,086 --> 00:31:45,713
Look, sweetie.
438
00:31:45,954 --> 00:31:50,448
I never want you to do anything
that compromises who you are...
439
00:31:50,692 --> 00:31:54,025
...because you're very,
very special to me.
440
00:31:54,263 --> 00:31:58,199
If Jake is only asking you out
to get into your pants...
441
00:31:58,734 --> 00:32:00,725
...well, then I'd say...
442
00:32:00,936 --> 00:32:02,733
...go out with him.
443
00:32:02,971 --> 00:32:06,532
You could certalnly use
the popularity points.
444
00:32:06,942 --> 00:32:08,739
And if Jake likes you...
445
00:32:08,977 --> 00:32:14,108
...then maybe those kids'll quit
throwing bags of shit on the porch.
446
00:32:19,655 --> 00:32:21,317
I feel better.
447
00:32:23,927 --> 00:32:26,623
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
448
00:32:27,564 --> 00:32:30,829
That's what I'm here for,
pumpkin-tits.
449
00:32:35,472 --> 00:32:36,439
Catherine.
450
00:32:37,807 --> 00:32:40,935
- I need to ask you a favor.
- It's about time.
451
00:32:41,411 --> 00:32:43,436
No, not that.
452
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:48,150
You're the cruelest girl
in high school.
453
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:52,548
You're the only one who can help
trick Janey into liking me.
454
00:32:52,789 --> 00:32:56,316
That girl with the glasses
and the ponytalI?
455
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:59,460
Don't forget the
palnt-covered overalls.
456
00:33:00,697 --> 00:33:03,132
Well...
457
00:33:03,367 --> 00:33:05,892
...it's going to be difficult.
458
00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:08,934
But I think I can help you.
459
00:33:09,173 --> 00:33:10,606
Sit.
460
00:33:13,844 --> 00:33:15,471
For a price.
461
00:33:17,681 --> 00:33:20,844
And this time,
I don't want your car.
462
00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:24,247
I want you.
463
00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:28,115
Catherine, that's disgusting.
You're my sister.
464
00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:30,850
Only by blood.
465
00:33:31,095 --> 00:33:36,556
- What is wrong with this family?
- Hey, do you want my help or not?
466
00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:53,243
Okay, there are three things
you need to do...
467
00:33:53,451 --> 00:33:56,215
...to have Janey
eating out of your hand.
468
00:34:04,429 --> 00:34:06,192
First, you earn her trust.
469
00:34:06,932 --> 00:34:07,990
Punk!
470
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,690
Come on, leave him alone!
471
00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:14,061
Hey! Come on, guys, back off.
That's enough, okay?
472
00:34:17,842 --> 00:34:19,434
You little shit.
473
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:33,718
Don't you guys mess with him agaln.
474
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,761
Once you've got her trust,
it's time to make her feel special.
475
00:34:39,432 --> 00:34:43,198
Pick a song with her name in it.
That always works.
476
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:04,213
Janey's got a gun
477
00:35:04,491 --> 00:35:05,958
Janey's got a gun
478
00:35:06,193 --> 00:35:09,026
She's got a gun!
Janey's got a gun!
479
00:35:09,263 --> 00:35:11,390
The whole world's come undone
480
00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:14,659
Janey Briggs got a gun
481
00:35:15,302 --> 00:35:19,534
So run away
Run away from the paln
482
00:35:20,007 --> 00:35:21,201
Take it easy, miss.
483
00:35:21,441 --> 00:35:23,136
- Walt.
- Get back here!
484
00:35:23,343 --> 00:35:26,938
Run away, run away from the paln
485
00:35:27,514 --> 00:35:28,776
Hold her down.
486
00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:34,716
Give me your hand!
Just give us the gun, Janey.
487
00:35:35,622 --> 00:35:38,819
After you've made her feel special...
488
00:35:39,059 --> 00:35:42,029
...it's time to put the icing
on the cake.
489
00:35:42,263 --> 00:35:44,823
I'm really glad you showed up, Janey.
490
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:49,866
The only reason I came here
was to tell you to leave me alone.
491
00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:53,096
You know, I was just making a snack.
492
00:35:53,341 --> 00:35:55,070
You want one?
493
00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:57,677
No. Listen, Jake...
494
00:35:57,912 --> 00:35:59,607
I'll be right back.
495
00:36:00,415 --> 00:36:01,439
But I...
496
00:36:36,885 --> 00:36:38,512
Hungry?
497
00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:43,057
I don't like sundaes.
498
00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:47,626
It's not a sundae,
it's a banana split.
499
00:36:49,231 --> 00:36:53,065
I don't like those elther.
Goodbye, Jake.
500
00:37:09,552 --> 00:37:10,883
So, Jake...
501
00:37:11,087 --> 00:37:15,387
...how's it going with Janey, Janey,
I couldn't be any more plalny?
502
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:22,153
Well, you can ask her when I take her
to Preston Wassersteln's big party.
503
00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:24,793
Really?
504
00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:28,499
Really.
505
00:37:30,273 --> 00:37:31,399
How fitting.
506
00:37:31,608 --> 00:37:33,303
Everyone here is eating steak...
507
00:37:33,510 --> 00:37:36,673
...but your boy,
he's the chickenshit.
508
00:37:37,447 --> 00:37:41,349
Jake may not produce the proper
enzymes to digest red meat...
509
00:37:41,552 --> 00:37:45,716
...but he'll always be
more of a quarterback than Austin.
510
00:37:45,923 --> 00:37:48,255
Oh, really?
511
00:37:48,459 --> 00:37:50,290
That's right.
512
00:37:50,494 --> 00:37:52,052
Really.
513
00:37:52,263 --> 00:37:55,255
Come on, son. Let's show them.
514
00:37:56,801 --> 00:37:57,825
I smell a bet.
515
00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:02,671
Come on, Austin.
516
00:38:10,347 --> 00:38:12,713
All right, Jake, let's do it.
517
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:15,579
All right, let's go.
518
00:38:15,786 --> 00:38:18,084
What's the odds, huh?
Hey, what's the odds?
519
00:38:18,289 --> 00:38:23,353
What, 2-1? Shit.
You stupid damn hog.
520
00:38:24,663 --> 00:38:26,722
Must've been the wind, son.
Try agaln.
521
00:38:30,335 --> 00:38:31,893
Damn!
522
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,104
I think I moved that time.
523
00:38:38,143 --> 00:38:39,132
And that time.
524
00:38:43,415 --> 00:38:44,404
Shit!
525
00:38:49,087 --> 00:38:50,782
That is wack.
526
00:38:54,092 --> 00:38:56,390
Just nalI your mother, son.
527
00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:58,893
That's it. That's it.
528
00:39:00,031 --> 00:39:01,396
Way to go, Jake.
529
00:39:01,601 --> 00:39:04,161
At least you kept them
in the yard this time.
530
00:39:08,474 --> 00:39:11,409
I left some money
on the kitchen counter.
531
00:39:11,644 --> 00:39:14,044
Emergency numbers
are by the phone.
532
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,748
And remember, son:
No parties.
533
00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:18,245
I know, Dad.
534
00:39:18,618 --> 00:39:20,313
Keg coming through.
Hey.
535
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,348
What's up, man?
536
00:39:22,588 --> 00:39:24,579
We're trusting you, Preston.
537
00:39:24,824 --> 00:39:29,056
- Where do you want the speakers?
- In the dining room.
538
00:39:29,295 --> 00:39:31,490
You guys should hit the road.
539
00:39:31,731 --> 00:39:34,325
I'm taking your Ferrari
to buy hookers.
540
00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:37,092
We'll call you later to check in.
541
00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:40,703
I'll be so high,
I won't know where the phone is.
542
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:42,374
That's my boy.
543
00:39:45,779 --> 00:39:47,974
Jake, what are you doing here?
544
00:39:48,215 --> 00:39:50,843
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
545
00:39:51,451 --> 00:39:52,475
I can't.
546
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,917
I'm not dressed to go to a party.
I'm a complete mess.
547
00:39:57,157 --> 00:40:00,718
I'd say you're one big fucking
traln wreck.
548
00:40:18,245 --> 00:40:22,649
Maybe a little cover-up
would do the trick.
549
00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:24,745
Okay.
550
00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:31,423
What do we have
to work with here?
551
00:40:33,094 --> 00:40:38,054
These are quite nice.
552
00:40:45,073 --> 00:40:48,042
And everything seems to be
in working order down here.
553
00:40:53,948 --> 00:40:55,575
What are you doing?
554
00:40:57,452 --> 00:41:00,944
That's it. I've got it.
555
00:41:01,189 --> 00:41:02,350
What?
556
00:41:02,591 --> 00:41:06,584
It might seem crazy,
but you'll have to trust me.
557
00:41:34,423 --> 00:41:36,220
That's it.
558
00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:39,256
I did it. I'm a miracle-worker.
559
00:41:42,265 --> 00:41:43,823
Gentlemen...
560
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:47,127
...may I present to you
the new and improved...
561
00:41:47,704 --> 00:41:49,865
...Janey Briggs.
562
00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:28,738
Congratulations. You just got
your first slow-motion entrance.
563
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:53,261
I'm okay!
564
00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:54,732
Janey?
565
00:42:56,741 --> 00:43:00,404
Come on out of there, honey.
Quit farting around.
566
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:12,155
- Got your mom's car keys?
- Check.
567
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,917
- Sleeping bags.
- Check.
568
00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,150
- Condoms.
- Check.
569
00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:22,526
Three pubescent libidos to take us
on a series of wild adventures.
570
00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:25,032
Check! Road trip!
571
00:43:40,519 --> 00:43:41,645
We here.
572
00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:46,147
Gentlemen, tonight we go to our
first high school party.
573
00:43:46,759 --> 00:43:49,990
This is the place to buzz the Brillo.
574
00:43:50,229 --> 00:43:52,254
How you plan on buzzing Brillo?
575
00:43:53,399 --> 00:43:57,392
With this letter.
Amanda Becker will know the truth:
576
00:43:57,603 --> 00:44:00,265
I've loved her since I first saw her.
577
00:44:01,507 --> 00:44:03,566
Mitch, that was yesterday.
578
00:44:04,777 --> 00:44:06,142
Welcome to the party.
579
00:44:06,379 --> 00:44:10,645
If you're going to have sex,
do it in my parents' bedroom.
580
00:44:11,751 --> 00:44:16,120
- Does she go to our school?
- It's not even the same person.
581
00:44:16,355 --> 00:44:19,017
Janey-stalney-stalned-pants-overalls?
582
00:44:19,258 --> 00:44:21,453
How did you talk me into this?
583
00:44:21,694 --> 00:44:26,359
Priscilla's freaking out
now that Janey's lost her ponytalI.
584
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,728
I'm going to go
fuck a complete stranger.
585
00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:33,064
Hey, I'm a complete stranger.
586
00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:38,867
Relax, all right?
It's going to be okay.
587
00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:40,437
Nice turtleneck.
588
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,546
What's your name?
589
00:44:42,783 --> 00:44:46,116
I'm Sandy Sue.
Limp-dick fag-fucker!
590
00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:48,378
Who told you that?
Alison?
591
00:44:48,622 --> 00:44:51,352
Alison was bitter when we broke up.
592
00:44:51,592 --> 00:44:56,052
- Completely fake.
- Yeah, that's not her real hair color.
593
00:44:56,296 --> 00:45:00,426
- She's wearing the same outfit as me.
- It looks much better on you.
594
00:45:01,134 --> 00:45:03,501
Where is she?
I thought she'd be here by now.
595
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,512
What's going on?
596
00:45:21,823 --> 00:45:26,760
We can't talk
until she starts moving again.
597
00:45:42,511 --> 00:45:44,411
What are you doing here?
598
00:45:47,049 --> 00:45:48,175
What do you mean?
599
00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:52,717
I'm supposed to be the only black guy
at this party.
600
00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:57,118
- Damn. Shit.
- Yeah, I know.
601
00:45:57,359 --> 00:45:58,326
- It's wack.
- It's wack.
602
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,618
My bad, man.
603
00:45:59,862 --> 00:46:01,625
- Take this.
- Thanks.
604
00:46:01,864 --> 00:46:03,195
Do your thing.
605
00:46:03,832 --> 00:46:07,359
- Peace out, brother.
- Honest mistake.
606
00:46:08,737 --> 00:46:09,931
Yeah.
607
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:32,050
Get back to the line, geek.
608
00:46:35,865 --> 00:46:37,799
Thank you.
609
00:46:45,141 --> 00:46:47,905
Hi, my name is Catherine.
610
00:46:48,611 --> 00:46:53,173
Yeah, I know.
We just had sex five minutes ago.
611
00:46:57,587 --> 00:46:59,748
Not scoring any cock elther?
612
00:46:59,990 --> 00:47:03,984
Cock? I've never even been kissed.
613
00:47:26,317 --> 00:47:27,909
Janey.
614
00:47:32,623 --> 00:47:34,488
Janey!
615
00:47:34,892 --> 00:47:36,757
Janey.
616
00:47:46,038 --> 00:47:50,634
What up, my yellow brothers?
Chinks in the house!
617
00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:16,531
This never actually happens
in real life.
618
00:48:16,735 --> 00:48:18,168
Then why are we doing this?
619
00:48:18,370 --> 00:48:20,133
I have no idea.
620
00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:31,216
Janey!
621
00:48:37,657 --> 00:48:41,753
Reggie Ray, have you
seen Janey anywhere?
622
00:48:42,762 --> 00:48:45,595
It's a good night for smoking.
623
00:48:45,832 --> 00:48:47,993
aln't that right, Sausage?
624
00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:59,371
Okay, now close your eyes
and wet your lips.
625
00:48:59,612 --> 00:49:03,174
- Are you for real?
- Do you want to learn or not?
626
00:49:04,718 --> 00:49:07,516
I guess.
627
00:49:17,664 --> 00:49:22,966
- See? That wasn't so scary.
- It was nothing.
628
00:49:24,404 --> 00:49:26,702
Okay.
629
00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:29,431
Let's try agaln.
630
00:49:29,676 --> 00:49:34,010
Only this time, I'm gonna
stick my tongue in your mouth.
631
00:49:34,248 --> 00:49:38,810
And when I do that, I want you
to massage my tongue with yours.
632
00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:43,389
- And that's what first base is.
- Okay.
633
00:49:43,758 --> 00:49:45,385
Eyes closed.
634
00:50:10,818 --> 00:50:12,945
That was cooI.
635
00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:16,914
Now...
636
00:50:17,158 --> 00:50:20,525
...have you ever eaten pussy before?
637
00:50:22,932 --> 00:50:25,833
You call this a party?!
638
00:50:26,068 --> 00:50:28,662
I'm a golden goddess!
639
00:50:28,904 --> 00:50:31,737
- Show us how drunk you are!
- Go for it!
640
00:50:38,214 --> 00:50:40,375
You're a unique rebel, Janey!
641
00:50:41,183 --> 00:50:42,980
Janey, are you all right?
642
00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:49,016
- I told you not to let me drink.
- I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.
643
00:50:53,529 --> 00:50:56,293
What the hell are you doing here?
644
00:50:56,532 --> 00:50:57,658
I was invited.
645
00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:02,668
Look, you may have lost those glasses
and that ponytalI thing...
646
00:51:02,906 --> 00:51:05,875
...but you're still a loser.
647
00:51:11,615 --> 00:51:14,778
Look at that. Oh, my God.
648
00:51:15,018 --> 00:51:17,213
That's going to staln.
649
00:51:22,359 --> 00:51:25,590
You're not going to cry now, are you?
650
00:52:07,104 --> 00:52:11,234
Look, you can't just start
a slow clap at any old time.
651
00:52:11,475 --> 00:52:17,243
- You gotta walt for the right moment.
- When is it the right moment?
652
00:52:20,017 --> 00:52:22,144
You'll know.
653
00:52:34,299 --> 00:52:36,426
Nobody's allowed down here.
654
00:52:37,135 --> 00:52:38,659
Janey, I just thought...
655
00:52:38,904 --> 00:52:42,237
How did you get in here?
I dead-bolted the door.
656
00:52:43,475 --> 00:52:45,670
There's a hole in the side
of your house.
657
00:52:51,717 --> 00:52:53,810
Who's that?
658
00:52:54,052 --> 00:52:57,249
- It's my mother.
- You have her eyes.
659
00:52:59,591 --> 00:53:02,059
She died when I was 6.
660
00:53:03,329 --> 00:53:05,194
I'm sorry.
661
00:53:05,431 --> 00:53:08,423
I remember it like it was yesterday.
662
00:53:08,668 --> 00:53:14,163
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been
fired from the zipper factory.
663
00:53:14,374 --> 00:53:17,434
Mom was pulling in tricks
to make ends meet.
664
00:53:17,677 --> 00:53:21,044
Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar
for My Left Foot.
665
00:53:21,247 --> 00:53:24,546
And all I wanted was
a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
666
00:53:24,751 --> 00:53:29,916
I remember those. Push her belly,
she'd piss all over herself.
667
00:53:30,156 --> 00:53:34,183
She sald she was going out
to get my dad a bottle of gin...
668
00:53:34,427 --> 00:53:38,158
...but I knew she was going
to get me that present.
669
00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:42,391
It was ralning really hard
that night...
670
00:53:42,668 --> 00:53:45,365
...and the roads were slippery.
671
00:53:45,873 --> 00:53:49,172
Oh, God, Janey.
A car accident.
672
00:53:49,410 --> 00:53:51,571
No. Cancer.
673
00:53:55,282 --> 00:53:58,809
I had to take on
all of her responsibilities:
674
00:53:59,052 --> 00:54:02,510
Cooking and cleaning and
breast-feeding Mitch.
675
00:54:02,756 --> 00:54:05,919
It's in the past.
Think about your future.
676
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,560
Look how talented you are.
677
00:54:08,796 --> 00:54:13,358
I have this dream of just hopping
on a plane and going to Paris.
678
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,592
There's an art school,
but I can't afford it.
679
00:54:17,137 --> 00:54:21,335
Unless I ralse $26,000
before the admissions cutoff.
680
00:54:21,575 --> 00:54:26,946
My parents give a scholarship to girls
who can't get into art school.
681
00:54:27,148 --> 00:54:29,082
Really? That's amazing.
682
00:54:29,284 --> 00:54:33,584
This year we gave it to Lupe,
the Mexican finger palnter.
683
00:54:33,822 --> 00:54:35,881
I think you'd really like her work.
684
00:54:37,492 --> 00:54:41,155
Sometimes I wish my life
was a fairy tale...
685
00:54:41,396 --> 00:54:44,627
...and some guy would come
and take me away.
686
00:55:09,058 --> 00:55:10,719
- I was...
- Yeah, because we...
687
00:55:10,926 --> 00:55:14,919
- My eyes were shut.
- And we couldn't even...
688
00:55:22,705 --> 00:55:25,173
I'm gonna...
689
00:55:25,374 --> 00:55:27,934
- I'm going to go.
- Okay.
690
00:55:28,944 --> 00:55:32,072
Congratulations to the men and
women nominated for prom queen.
691
00:55:36,652 --> 00:55:38,142
Janey!
692
00:55:38,354 --> 00:55:40,322
- Janey.
- What a nerd.
693
00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:44,222
Hi. Check it out.
694
00:55:44,427 --> 00:55:46,657
You have been nominated
for prom queen.
695
00:55:46,863 --> 00:55:49,093
- What?
- Yeah.
696
00:55:50,834 --> 00:55:53,132
- I can't believe it.
- Yeah.
697
00:55:53,336 --> 00:55:56,430
So do you have a date yet?
698
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,302
No, nobody's asked me.
699
00:55:59,509 --> 00:56:02,535
Do you wanna go?
700
00:56:02,746 --> 00:56:05,579
Of course, if somebody asked me.
701
00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:08,444
Then I'm asking you right now.
702
00:56:08,652 --> 00:56:10,643
About what?
703
00:56:10,854 --> 00:56:12,719
The prom.
704
00:56:12,923 --> 00:56:15,414
Yeah, I know.
It's on Saturday, silly.
705
00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:17,616
See you in English.
706
00:56:17,827 --> 00:56:19,522
Okay.
707
00:56:20,263 --> 00:56:22,390
I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
708
00:56:33,911 --> 00:56:37,677
Think you'll be prom queen?
Well, think agaln, Janey.
709
00:56:37,882 --> 00:56:41,943
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment,"
the "boo" in "taboo."
710
00:56:42,186 --> 00:56:45,178
And the "suck" in "liposuction."
711
00:56:48,793 --> 00:56:50,488
Is that the best you can do?
712
00:56:51,762 --> 00:56:53,457
No.
713
00:56:53,698 --> 00:56:56,758
You also put the "brat"
in "bratwurst."
714
00:56:56,968 --> 00:56:59,903
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
715
00:57:00,104 --> 00:57:04,838
And the "ism" in "This is all
just a defense mechanism."
716
00:57:09,081 --> 00:57:13,711
So I told her, "Take the old lady and
send your mama back."
717
00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:19,684
So you asked your four-eyed
circus freak to the prom yet?
718
00:57:19,925 --> 00:57:21,984
- We resent that!
- We resent that!
719
00:57:23,629 --> 00:57:26,621
Why don't you just drop it, Austin.
720
00:57:26,898 --> 00:57:31,733
Jake made a few palnt stalns
in his pants thinking about Janey.
721
00:57:32,571 --> 00:57:35,540
It's just a bet. Okay, man?
722
00:57:36,008 --> 00:57:38,704
You always had a thing
for ugly girls...
723
00:57:38,944 --> 00:57:42,505
...Mr. I-Have-
a- Thing-for-Ugly-Girls.
724
00:57:44,917 --> 00:57:46,350
You mean Janey?
725
00:57:46,586 --> 00:57:50,147
She looks as good
as a dumpster full of gristles.
726
00:57:50,490 --> 00:57:52,924
Bling-bling.
727
00:57:54,494 --> 00:57:56,860
Janey Briggs...
728
00:57:57,096 --> 00:57:58,688
...is hot.
729
00:58:15,815 --> 00:58:18,613
- Hey, Janey.
- Hey, Jake.
730
00:58:18,851 --> 00:58:21,718
I've been doing a lot of thinking...
731
00:58:21,954 --> 00:58:26,722
...and there's something
I want to ask you.
732
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,827
I don't want to make
a big deal of it...
733
00:58:30,064 --> 00:58:34,501
...so I'm just gonna lay it out there,
okay?
734
00:58:35,235 --> 00:58:37,169
Here it is.
735
00:58:39,306 --> 00:58:42,275
See, I don't like making big speeches.
736
00:58:42,509 --> 00:58:46,206
I'm a stralght shooter.
I call them like I see them.
737
00:58:46,647 --> 00:58:48,615
What you see is what you get.
738
00:58:49,316 --> 00:58:54,379
aln't nobody gonna break my stride.
aln't nobody gonna slow me down.
739
00:58:54,621 --> 00:58:57,920
Jake, are you trying
to ask me to the...?
740
00:58:58,158 --> 00:59:00,217
Yeah.
741
00:59:00,461 --> 00:59:02,520
I'd love to go with you.
742
00:59:07,268 --> 00:59:09,634
Great. Great.
743
00:59:12,707 --> 00:59:14,038
I'll see you in English.
744
00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:15,740
You...
745
00:59:17,946 --> 00:59:19,743
It's Friday night, it's 8:00...
746
00:59:19,948 --> 00:59:21,939
...and that can only mean one thing.
747
00:59:22,150 --> 00:59:25,916
You guessed it. A new episode
of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
748
00:59:27,388 --> 00:59:29,413
But if you're not a fan
of Melissa Joan Hart...
749
00:59:29,624 --> 00:59:31,057
...and I'm not sure who isn't...
750
00:59:31,259 --> 00:59:33,227
...there's a state championship
to be played.
751
00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:39,557
All right. It's time to play some football!
752
00:59:39,768 --> 00:59:45,071
The John Hughes Wasps take on
the North Compton Wildcats.
753
01:00:02,958 --> 01:00:04,550
Goddamn!
754
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:15,059
That's the fastest half
of football ever.
755
01:00:19,975 --> 01:00:23,707
We saw you at our practice.
I know you stole our routine.
756
01:00:23,947 --> 01:00:28,680
I don't know what you mean.
We do our own cheers. Right, girls?
757
01:00:28,919 --> 01:00:29,943
That's right.
758
01:00:30,153 --> 01:00:33,179
Well, then, you better bring it.
759
01:00:33,423 --> 01:00:35,687
Oh, it's already been broughten.
760
01:00:36,393 --> 01:00:38,691
Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!
761
01:00:39,262 --> 01:00:42,254
We are the North Compton Wildcats
762
01:00:42,499 --> 01:00:44,057
We're black, we know it
763
01:00:44,267 --> 01:00:46,462
We shake our booty and show it
764
01:00:46,703 --> 01:00:48,500
We aln't white
We aln't white
765
01:00:48,705 --> 01:00:52,004
We definitely aln't white
Break it down, nigga
766
01:00:57,881 --> 01:01:00,679
Damn, those bitches represent!
767
01:01:08,659 --> 01:01:09,648
All right!
768
01:01:10,695 --> 01:01:12,822
- Reggie Ray.
- I smell a bet.
769
01:01:13,998 --> 01:01:15,431
You all right?
770
01:01:15,633 --> 01:01:18,625
Coach says it's okay
to bleed from the ears.
771
01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:27,067
I got to go back out on the field.
772
01:01:28,512 --> 01:01:31,481
All right. Be careful.
You only have three...
773
01:01:32,450 --> 01:01:35,886
Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.
774
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,747
And we're back.
775
01:01:39,557 --> 01:01:41,491
Let's go, Wasps!
776
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:43,990
Let's go, Wasps!
777
01:01:44,963 --> 01:01:46,191
Let's go, Wasps!
778
01:01:48,133 --> 01:01:49,862
Blue 33! Set!
779
01:01:52,004 --> 01:01:53,767
That's defense right there.
780
01:01:55,073 --> 01:01:57,166
Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.
781
01:01:59,711 --> 01:02:02,737
Sit down. He got the wind
knocked out of him.
782
01:02:03,115 --> 01:02:06,448
- Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!
- Reggie Ray.
783
01:02:06,652 --> 01:02:08,916
You still have another concussion!
784
01:02:12,124 --> 01:02:13,091
Come on, dog!
785
01:02:13,959 --> 01:02:16,257
It doesn't look good, coach.
786
01:02:16,495 --> 01:02:18,520
- Can he play?
- He's in a coma.
787
01:02:18,764 --> 01:02:21,824
Answer my question! Can he play?
788
01:02:22,067 --> 01:02:24,935
He can't breathe.
Get him to a hospital.
789
01:02:25,171 --> 01:02:26,195
Listen right now!
790
01:02:26,539 --> 01:02:32,034
I don't care what you have to do!
He stays in the game, goddamn it!
791
01:02:33,346 --> 01:02:35,405
- Coach, I'm in love with you.
- Goddamn it!
792
01:02:35,615 --> 01:02:37,014
Fuck.
793
01:02:43,957 --> 01:02:46,824
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
794
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,622
Blue 15!
795
01:02:51,464 --> 01:02:52,931
Set! Hut!
796
01:02:56,836 --> 01:02:58,929
Goddamn it, Reggie Ray!
797
01:03:00,006 --> 01:03:01,337
Shit.
798
01:03:20,594 --> 01:03:23,586
Wham, bam, what the fuck
just happened?
799
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:31,601
Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice.
You're the only quarterback I've got.
800
01:03:32,940 --> 01:03:37,206
- I say give the ball to Marty.
- I'm just happy belng on the field.
801
01:03:38,178 --> 01:03:42,615
- You'll always wonder, "What if?"
- I'm a hero!
802
01:03:44,519 --> 01:03:46,680
Goddamn it! Get in the game!
803
01:03:46,921 --> 01:03:48,513
You're our only chance!
804
01:03:49,958 --> 01:03:53,951
- You're a pussy, Wyler!
- Do it for Marty's torso!
805
01:03:57,632 --> 01:03:59,293
You got butterflies, huh?
806
01:03:59,701 --> 01:04:00,759
Who are you?
807
01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:09,704
I'm the wise janitor.
808
01:04:10,278 --> 01:04:13,406
I impart knowledge
and help overcome fears.
809
01:04:13,648 --> 01:04:15,809
I also replace the urinal cakes.
810
01:04:16,051 --> 01:04:18,679
I'm here to help you
get your throw back.
811
01:04:19,554 --> 01:04:21,522
- How did you...?
- I've been watching.
812
01:04:21,756 --> 01:04:26,285
During practice, in the hallways,
in the lockers, taking a shower...
813
01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:29,498
...whipping boys with a wet towel.
814
01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:34,260
- Can tell you kind of like that.
- Hey! Let's get back to the throw.
815
01:04:34,503 --> 01:04:37,267
What happened to Marty
wasn't your fault.
816
01:04:37,506 --> 01:04:38,473
Really?
817
01:04:38,674 --> 01:04:41,905
Okay, it was.
But you got to get over it.
818
01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:44,443
It could've happened to anybody.
819
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:48,138
Anybody that disobeyed the coach
and the team...
820
01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:53,253
...and threw to a 90-pound kid
who shouldn't have been on the field.
821
01:04:53,456 --> 01:04:57,358
Stop! How is any of this
supposed to be helping me?
822
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,551
Right. Forget what I sald.
823
01:04:59,795 --> 01:05:04,495
You got to go out there, believe
in the ball and throw yourself.
824
01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,028
You can do it.
825
01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,702
I'm going out there.
826
01:05:20,016 --> 01:05:23,611
Only 25 seconds remalning,
and the season...
827
01:05:23,854 --> 01:05:28,120
...rests in the hands of fourth-string
quarterback Jake Wyler.
828
01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:31,418
Translation: We're shit out of luck.
829
01:05:31,862 --> 01:05:33,193
Give me a W!
830
01:05:34,197 --> 01:05:36,290
Give me a Y!
831
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,731
Give me a...
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
832
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:43,130
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
833
01:05:47,478 --> 01:05:48,604
Blue 83!
834
01:05:48,846 --> 01:05:51,110
- Blue 83!
- Reggie Ray?
835
01:05:51,349 --> 01:05:53,340
I reckon I'm feeling better.
836
01:05:53,584 --> 01:05:54,915
Set! Hut!
837
01:06:39,398 --> 01:06:40,524
Shit.
838
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:59,340
That has to be the worst pass
I've ever seen, ever.
839
01:07:01,553 --> 01:07:03,521
What the hell was that?
840
01:07:31,718 --> 01:07:32,912
Jake?
841
01:07:35,588 --> 01:07:36,782
Jake.
842
01:07:38,691 --> 01:07:39,885
Hey.
843
01:07:40,493 --> 01:07:43,986
- You did great out there.
- I blew the game, Janey.
844
01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:45,630
I let everyone down.
845
01:07:45,866 --> 01:07:50,633
It's just a football game, Jake.
Besides...
846
01:07:51,872 --> 01:07:53,737
...you didn't let me down.
847
01:07:54,308 --> 01:07:55,502
Really?
848
01:07:56,944 --> 01:07:59,640
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
849
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,872
You never saw me as the girl
in glasses.
850
01:08:03,117 --> 01:08:05,642
Don't forget the palnt-covered
overalls.
851
01:08:05,886 --> 01:08:08,582
Right, you never noticed those elther.
852
01:08:09,623 --> 01:08:12,091
You taught me a lot about myself too.
853
01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:16,790
Oh, Jake. Nothing could
ever come between us now.
854
01:08:20,934 --> 01:08:23,129
Nothing could
ever come between us now.
855
01:08:23,337 --> 01:08:24,566
Jake Wyler.
856
01:08:26,374 --> 01:08:29,775
Congratulations.
You blew my perfect season.
857
01:08:30,011 --> 01:08:33,970
- Senor You-Blew-My-Perfect-Season.
- What do you want, Austin?
858
01:08:34,215 --> 01:08:35,182
A life.
859
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:38,318
And payback.
860
01:08:38,787 --> 01:08:41,950
- Come on, don't do this.
- No, I'll hang around.
861
01:08:42,190 --> 01:08:47,093
Maybe tell Janey a little
S-E-C-R-A-T-P...
862
01:08:50,565 --> 01:08:52,226
What's going on?
863
01:08:52,434 --> 01:08:54,163
Austin.
864
01:08:54,369 --> 01:08:55,461
This isn't funny!
865
01:08:57,038 --> 01:08:58,005
No.
866
01:08:59,474 --> 01:09:00,668
I don't believe it.
867
01:09:00,909 --> 01:09:05,574
I sald I'd turn you into prom queen
when I thought you were ugly...
868
01:09:05,781 --> 01:09:11,219
...the girl with no friends who was
dirt poor and smelled a little funky.
869
01:09:11,454 --> 01:09:13,854
Look, I made a mistake.
870
01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:18,254
If I could go back, I never would've
made that stupid bet.
871
01:09:21,497 --> 01:09:23,556
What bet?
872
01:09:26,569 --> 01:09:30,027
I never sald anything about a bet.
873
01:09:39,982 --> 01:09:41,142
All I sald was:
874
01:09:41,384 --> 01:09:43,249
"I'm pretending to whisper...
875
01:09:43,486 --> 01:09:48,550
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a
secret and will confess...
876
01:09:48,792 --> 01:09:54,230
...revealing a secret and confirming
everything I whispered in your ear."
877
01:10:20,190 --> 01:10:23,523
I wish I didn't make that bet
878
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:27,356
That's not the guy I want to be
879
01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:31,034
If I could just turn back the clock
880
01:10:31,269 --> 01:10:36,172
Then Janey would still be with me
881
01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:42,204
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
882
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,080
I love this boy
883
01:10:44,315 --> 01:10:49,252
But he has been untrue
884
01:10:51,923 --> 01:10:55,017
I'll do my best to make things right
885
01:10:55,893 --> 01:10:59,522
I wish we could resolve this fight
886
01:11:00,398 --> 01:11:02,195
It could happen
887
01:11:02,433 --> 01:11:03,866
It could happen
888
01:11:04,102 --> 01:11:08,198
- At the prom tonight
- At the prom tonight
889
01:11:13,779 --> 01:11:16,714
I'm getting pussy no matter what
890
01:11:16,982 --> 01:11:19,712
Even if it with dirty slut
891
01:11:19,952 --> 01:11:22,546
True love is what I want the most
892
01:11:22,788 --> 01:11:26,315
I just jerked off in your French toast
893
01:11:26,925 --> 01:11:31,419
So what if we have the same mother
894
01:11:32,865 --> 01:11:37,928
Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother
895
01:11:38,370 --> 01:11:41,134
In a few hours
I'll be queen of the prom
896
01:11:44,177 --> 01:11:47,738
I've been an alcoholic
Since my first tour in Nam
897
01:11:50,116 --> 01:11:53,916
I asked Janey to the prom
And she doesn't know why
898
01:11:56,222 --> 01:11:59,851
I'm only in the song because
I'm a black guy
899
01:12:03,229 --> 01:12:08,030
I have no money
I have to make my own dress
900
01:12:09,869 --> 01:12:14,863
Look at me, my breasts are perky, yes
901
01:12:15,675 --> 01:12:18,644
I'm gonna win her back
No matter what it takes
902
01:12:18,878 --> 01:12:23,508
Here I go, I'm gonna
Forget about Jake
903
01:12:26,921 --> 01:12:28,752
Prom tonight
904
01:12:30,791 --> 01:12:32,656
Prom tonight
905
01:12:34,194 --> 01:12:35,559
Prom tonight
906
01:12:41,035 --> 01:12:43,663
It's gonna happen, gonna happen
907
01:12:47,374 --> 01:12:51,834
At the prom
908
01:12:54,381 --> 01:12:55,370
Tonight
909
01:13:17,973 --> 01:13:19,099
Hi, Ricky.
910
01:13:19,307 --> 01:13:21,207
Thanks. See you in English.
911
01:13:21,409 --> 01:13:23,536
Oh, but we're graduated.
912
01:13:23,745 --> 01:13:26,373
All right, can you...? I'm not...
No, can you take it ba...?
913
01:13:26,581 --> 01:13:28,708
Can you please not...? All right.
914
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:44,522
When I was a freshman,
I threw 176 touchdown passes.
915
01:13:44,867 --> 01:13:50,169
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in
on my own with a spralned ankle...
916
01:13:50,406 --> 01:13:54,706
...a broken phalange, a ruptured
duodenum and subdermal hematoma.
917
01:13:55,411 --> 01:13:57,402
When I was a junior,
I won the science fair...
918
01:13:57,613 --> 01:13:59,581
...for running a Volkswagen Bug
off a potato.
919
01:13:59,782 --> 01:14:06,415
Most recently, I was a star of the
Greco-Roman Wrestling Federation.
920
01:14:24,541 --> 01:14:26,771
I bet she great bonk.
921
01:14:27,010 --> 01:14:30,377
Excuse me, Bruce? No.
You don't bonk Amanda Becker.
922
01:14:30,981 --> 01:14:34,747
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
923
01:14:35,452 --> 01:14:37,682
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
924
01:14:38,321 --> 01:14:39,811
You smell her.
925
01:14:40,057 --> 01:14:41,991
You touch her gently.
926
01:14:42,526 --> 01:14:47,020
You admire the beauty.
You watch it blossom.
927
01:14:47,798 --> 01:14:52,167
And you thank God he created
something so perfect.
928
01:14:54,905 --> 01:14:56,372
Go to her.
929
01:15:08,986 --> 01:15:10,977
Be strong, Mitch!
930
01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:26,832
What do you expect from me?
931
01:15:27,505 --> 01:15:32,033
- Do you think I'll have sex with you?
- No! You don't understand.
932
01:15:32,276 --> 01:15:34,335
Because I am not a cheap slut.
933
01:15:34,579 --> 01:15:39,039
I don't screw every pathetic guy
that gives me a letter.
934
01:15:41,219 --> 01:15:43,813
I give them hand jobs.
935
01:15:51,430 --> 01:15:55,059
- Want to dance?
- Only if we're horizontal.
936
01:15:55,667 --> 01:15:58,261
I totally heard that.
937
01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:13,642
We're dancing.
938
01:16:34,974 --> 01:16:35,941
It's funny.
939
01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:40,203
You'd never suspect everyone
here is a professional dancer.
940
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,691
Oh, God. No.
941
01:16:55,929 --> 01:16:58,022
I want to do it here
on the dance floor.
942
01:16:58,231 --> 01:16:59,357
Janey!
943
01:16:59,566 --> 01:17:03,366
Don't you forget our deal.
She wins, you're mine.
944
01:17:15,149 --> 01:17:19,245
And now the moment every
popular guy who's made a bet...
945
01:17:19,486 --> 01:17:24,048
...to turn a rebellious girl
into prom queen has been walting for:
946
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:27,590
The announcement
of the prom king and queen.
947
01:17:27,828 --> 01:17:30,319
This year's prom king is...
948
01:17:31,031 --> 01:17:32,020
Marty!
949
01:17:32,766 --> 01:17:35,064
...Jake Wyler!
950
01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:50,850
Way to go, Jake!
951
01:17:51,453 --> 01:17:54,354
This year's prom queen is...
952
01:17:54,556 --> 01:17:56,456
You got it, Priscilla!
953
01:17:56,658 --> 01:17:59,559
I don't believe it. It's a tie.
954
01:18:00,161 --> 01:18:01,128
A tie?
955
01:18:01,363 --> 01:18:02,990
- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God.
956
01:18:04,699 --> 01:18:06,963
Your new prom queens are...
957
01:18:08,436 --> 01:18:11,894
...Kara and Sara Fratelli.
- Fuck.
958
01:18:12,974 --> 01:18:16,774
- Oh, my God!
- They deserve it.
959
01:18:19,214 --> 01:18:20,511
Congratulations!
960
01:18:22,817 --> 01:18:26,515
There we go! Your king and queen.
961
01:18:32,762 --> 01:18:35,890
I say we make like a tree
and branch...
962
01:18:36,899 --> 01:18:38,890
...out of here.
963
01:18:40,303 --> 01:18:41,895
All right, Kara and Sara.
964
01:18:42,138 --> 01:18:45,767
Now it is traditional
for the king and queen...
965
01:18:45,975 --> 01:18:49,570
...to share a ceremonial dance.
- Come here.
966
01:18:50,913 --> 01:18:55,816
Put your heads on my shoulder
967
01:19:00,056 --> 01:19:01,648
You smell good.
968
01:19:15,238 --> 01:19:16,603
Janey!
969
01:19:21,345 --> 01:19:23,506
Do you know where Austin went?
970
01:19:23,747 --> 01:19:27,740
I know he rented a room at
the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.
971
01:19:27,985 --> 01:19:32,115
Past the ice dispenser. Hit the
Pepsi machine, you went too far.
972
01:19:32,356 --> 01:19:34,824
Oh, and the door will not be locked.
973
01:19:37,427 --> 01:19:38,758
That's all I know.
974
01:19:40,030 --> 01:19:41,258
Thanks, Malik.
975
01:19:43,633 --> 01:19:48,503
You're intelligent and insightful.
You don't get the respect you deserve.
976
01:19:51,209 --> 01:19:53,473
You really mean that, Jake?
977
01:19:53,678 --> 01:19:56,841
That's great! I've always wanted
to discuss...
978
01:19:57,048 --> 01:19:59,414
I actually got to go. Sorry.
979
01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:00,708
Motherfucker.
980
01:20:00,952 --> 01:20:02,783
Hold it right there, mister.
981
01:20:03,321 --> 01:20:08,520
I am not going to let you hurt Janey
agaln, okay? Besides, I love her.
982
01:20:08,726 --> 01:20:09,852
Well, so do I.
983
01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:15,426
But I'm the best friend, and I've
been in front of her the whole time...
984
01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:19,830
...and she just doesn't realize
it yet, but she will.
985
01:20:20,304 --> 01:20:23,796
I'm the cooI guy who's learned
the error of his ways.
986
01:20:24,175 --> 01:20:27,475
She'll forgive my mistakes
and realize I love her.
987
01:20:29,281 --> 01:20:30,805
Damn it. That's true.
988
01:20:45,764 --> 01:20:48,995
Why's this door locked?
It's a fire hazard!
989
01:21:04,283 --> 01:21:06,309
Get out of the road!
990
01:21:06,553 --> 01:21:07,986
Hey, watch it, man!
991
01:21:09,222 --> 01:21:11,417
She's not attracted to you!
992
01:21:12,192 --> 01:21:13,853
She doesn't love you!
993
01:21:14,894 --> 01:21:17,385
You'll never be more than a friend!
994
01:21:18,431 --> 01:21:20,558
Two dollars!
995
01:21:29,642 --> 01:21:31,803
Ice dispenser.
996
01:21:32,045 --> 01:21:33,410
Six.
997
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:37,907
Yeah! I'll make you forget all
about losing prom queen.
998
01:21:38,151 --> 01:21:41,609
Tell me who your daddy is!
Tell me who your papa is!
999
01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:46,521
Get off her, man!
1000
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:47,886
Priscilla.
1001
01:21:48,095 --> 01:21:49,562
Don't move.
1002
01:21:54,435 --> 01:21:57,131
- What's going on?
- Something beautiful.
1003
01:21:58,172 --> 01:22:01,335
- Where's Janey?
- Miss Run-Home-to-My-Daddy...
1004
01:22:01,575 --> 01:22:04,305
...ran home to her daddy.
1005
01:22:05,279 --> 01:22:08,874
- That's for taking Janey to the prom.
- You put the...
1006
01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:13,850
- That's for hurting her at the party!
- This is really turning me on.
1007
01:22:14,321 --> 01:22:17,154
That's for belng really welrd.
1008
01:22:17,424 --> 01:22:18,891
Thank you.
1009
01:22:24,365 --> 01:22:26,800
I don't know what that was for.
1010
01:22:35,010 --> 01:22:39,003
- Oh, me so horny.
- Oh, me so horny.
1011
01:22:40,815 --> 01:22:45,184
You nerd who can't get pussy
from American girl?
1012
01:22:45,387 --> 01:22:47,480
You smart cookie. How you know?
1013
01:22:47,689 --> 01:22:49,281
I know.
1014
01:22:49,491 --> 01:22:54,155
You follow me,
I give you sucky-sucky.
1015
01:22:58,066 --> 01:23:00,830
Hey! What's everybody
standing around for?
1016
01:23:01,203 --> 01:23:03,603
Come on. Join the fun!
1017
01:23:05,841 --> 01:23:07,672
Watch me!
1018
01:23:08,778 --> 01:23:11,042
Get footloose everybody! Yeah!
1019
01:23:11,247 --> 01:23:14,114
One, two, three.
Come on, you can...
1020
01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:16,445
Kick him in the butt!
1021
01:23:22,391 --> 01:23:24,052
Hello.
1022
01:23:25,928 --> 01:23:27,122
Hi.
1023
01:23:28,497 --> 01:23:31,898
I never thought I'd hear myself
say this...
1024
01:23:32,335 --> 01:23:37,739
...but for once, I wish I could meet
a nice, sensitive guy...
1025
01:23:37,940 --> 01:23:40,773
...who wanted more than just sex.
1026
01:23:42,378 --> 01:23:45,075
That is very admirable.
1027
01:23:47,985 --> 01:23:50,647
I wish a guy would
take me out for dinner.
1028
01:23:51,288 --> 01:23:52,880
I feel the same way.
1029
01:23:55,092 --> 01:23:56,821
And for once...
1030
01:23:58,862 --> 01:24:03,060
...I wish a guy would take a dump
on my chest.
1031
01:24:05,168 --> 01:24:07,102
That is appalling.
1032
01:24:11,408 --> 01:24:13,376
That really upsets me.
1033
01:24:14,845 --> 01:24:18,906
I can't believe nobody's ever taken
a dump on your chest.
1034
01:24:22,586 --> 01:24:24,110
Will you be that guy?
1035
01:24:30,995 --> 01:24:34,487
It would be an honor and a privilege.
1036
01:24:45,076 --> 01:24:46,873
Janey!
1037
01:24:50,148 --> 01:24:51,206
Hello?
1038
01:24:52,150 --> 01:24:53,981
Is anybody home?
1039
01:24:54,552 --> 01:24:56,986
Get down! Enemy fire!
1040
01:24:58,356 --> 01:25:00,017
Mr. Briggs?
1041
01:25:00,258 --> 01:25:03,250
Excuse me, sir.
Do you know where Janey is?
1042
01:25:03,494 --> 01:25:07,955
She went out there. On her own.
There's Charlie everywhere.
1043
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,832
Right. Do you know where she went?
1044
01:25:11,236 --> 01:25:13,864
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
1045
01:25:14,106 --> 01:25:18,805
Something about Paris.
Her tour was over.
1046
01:25:19,111 --> 01:25:21,204
Paris. Thank you, sir.
1047
01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:25,341
I need ammo! I can't hold them off
much longer!
1048
01:25:33,225 --> 01:25:35,216
She's not here.
1049
01:25:35,427 --> 01:25:37,622
Went to the airport.
1050
01:25:38,764 --> 01:25:40,197
Thanks.
1051
01:25:40,399 --> 01:25:42,026
You're welcome.
1052
01:25:48,575 --> 01:25:51,567
Off the road, you glasses
and ponytalI freak!
1053
01:26:04,891 --> 01:26:06,119
Two dollars!
1054
01:26:06,326 --> 01:26:08,419
- Two dollars!
- Two dollars!
1055
01:26:14,868 --> 01:26:16,961
Next stop, airport.
1056
01:26:17,237 --> 01:26:21,799
The red zone is for the loading
and unloading of passengers.
1057
01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:23,440
No parking.
1058
01:26:23,676 --> 01:26:24,904
Attention, please.
1059
01:26:25,146 --> 01:26:30,448
All red Porsche 944s parked in the
white zone will be towed immediately.
1060
01:26:35,790 --> 01:26:39,282
Paris air, flight 805 to art school
in Paris...
1061
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:41,757
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
1062
01:26:55,242 --> 01:26:57,574
Excuse me, everyone!
1063
01:26:58,212 --> 01:27:02,376
There's a girl boarding a plane
right now to Paris that I love.
1064
01:27:04,051 --> 01:27:07,613
If I don't get there in time and
tell her how I feel...
1065
01:27:07,856 --> 01:27:10,450
...I may never see her agaln.
1066
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:15,488
Go get her, son.
1067
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:17,896
Good luck, young man.
1068
01:27:20,402 --> 01:27:22,063
- Go get her!
- Go for it.
1069
01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:26,070
Oh, hell, just go.
1070
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:29,968
Freeze, bitch!
1071
01:27:40,922 --> 01:27:43,390
You're bleeding on my suitcase.
1072
01:27:49,699 --> 01:27:50,666
Excuse me!
1073
01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:53,166
Excuse me, everyone!
1074
01:27:53,736 --> 01:27:59,197
There's a girl about to board a plane
to Paris right now that I love...
1075
01:27:59,408 --> 01:28:03,003
We already heard that one. Asshole.
1076
01:28:04,847 --> 01:28:09,784
This is the final call for Paris air
flight 805 to art school...
1077
01:28:10,019 --> 01:28:12,283
...departing from gate 122.
1078
01:28:12,488 --> 01:28:14,046
Janey!
1079
01:28:15,191 --> 01:28:17,386
Hey, shithead, that's mine.
1080
01:28:17,627 --> 01:28:18,924
Give it back!
1081
01:28:19,295 --> 01:28:23,527
Just believe in the ball, Jake.
And throw yourself.
1082
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,595
Yeah.
1083
01:28:35,178 --> 01:28:36,145
Yes!
1084
01:28:36,346 --> 01:28:37,745
Nice shot, Jake.
1085
01:28:40,284 --> 01:28:41,444
- Jake?
- Janey.
1086
01:28:41,652 --> 01:28:44,052
Thank God I got to you in time.
Listen to me.
1087
01:28:44,488 --> 01:28:46,718
I'm not going to let you go to Paris.
1088
01:28:47,357 --> 01:28:50,087
- This is the final call...
- Why not?
1089
01:28:50,327 --> 01:28:52,488
...for flight 805 to art school.
1090
01:28:52,729 --> 01:28:58,395
If you're finding words to stop a girl
from leaving, now would be the time.
1091
01:28:58,602 --> 01:29:00,194
Janey...
1092
01:29:01,638 --> 01:29:05,336
...I made that bet before I knew you.
1093
01:29:06,811 --> 01:29:08,938
Before I really knew me.
1094
01:29:10,882 --> 01:29:12,042
Oh, Jake.
1095
01:29:14,085 --> 01:29:15,916
Okay, hold it right there.
1096
01:29:20,091 --> 01:29:23,322
Tell me you didn't quote
Freddie Prinze Jr.
1097
01:29:25,263 --> 01:29:29,029
I knew it. That was a line
from She's All That.
1098
01:29:29,267 --> 01:29:31,827
I masturbate to that movie.
1099
01:29:35,139 --> 01:29:36,128
Do you mind?
1100
01:29:36,374 --> 01:29:39,366
No, not at all.
Masturbation's very healthy.
1101
01:29:39,577 --> 01:29:41,169
No, stay out of it.
1102
01:29:41,379 --> 01:29:43,506
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just had to say something.
1103
01:29:43,715 --> 01:29:45,684
I couldn't help myself. Go on.
1104
01:29:45,884 --> 01:29:47,374
Thank you.
1105
01:29:48,187 --> 01:29:53,318
Janey, you sald you couldn't believe
in someone that didn't believe in you.
1106
01:29:53,559 --> 01:29:57,552
Well, I believed in you.
I always believed in you.
1107
01:29:58,764 --> 01:29:59,924
Oh, Jake.
1108
01:30:00,766 --> 01:30:04,566
Oh, God. I can't believe
you fell for that crap.
1109
01:30:04,770 --> 01:30:07,295
- That's Pretty in Pink.
- Are you sure?
1110
01:30:08,007 --> 01:30:09,201
Trust me.
1111
01:30:09,408 --> 01:30:14,710
- Excuse me. What are you doing?
- Let me give you some advice, Jake.
1112
01:30:14,913 --> 01:30:18,815
Lose the I'm-the-cute-and-sensitive-
popular-boy routine.
1113
01:30:19,018 --> 01:30:20,076
It's pathetic.
1114
01:30:20,285 --> 01:30:23,550
And tell Janey
what's true in your heart.
1115
01:30:23,756 --> 01:30:25,554
Stop belng such a little bitch.
1116
01:30:27,260 --> 01:30:28,488
But I was just trying to...
1117
01:30:28,695 --> 01:30:31,493
Don't even use that eyebrow move
on me. It's not gonna work.
1118
01:30:31,698 --> 01:30:33,188
You do overuse that move.
1119
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:34,799
And you.
1120
01:30:35,001 --> 01:30:38,732
Miss Other-Side-of-the-Tracks-
Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.
1121
01:30:39,139 --> 01:30:43,633
Wise up to Jake's bullshit.
Stop belng such a dumb-ass.
1122
01:30:47,147 --> 01:30:48,546
She's right.
1123
01:30:49,249 --> 01:30:51,444
- Janey...
- Yes, Jake?
1124
01:30:54,154 --> 01:30:57,646
Maybe you should get on that plane
and go to Paris.
1125
01:30:59,092 --> 01:31:02,755
Well, if you stay,
we really only have the summer.
1126
01:31:02,996 --> 01:31:07,263
Then I go to college. We'll spend
the occasional weekend together.
1127
01:31:07,468 --> 01:31:09,197
Which is nice.
1128
01:31:09,403 --> 01:31:13,897
But chances are, one night I'll get
wrecked and have sex with some girl.
1129
01:31:14,141 --> 01:31:16,041
You'll call me a slut.
1130
01:31:16,310 --> 01:31:19,541
I'll call you a cock-tease,
and we'll break up.
1131
01:31:19,747 --> 01:31:23,513
So when you really think about it,
what's the point?
1132
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:32,857
Well, that wasn't exactly the kind
of truth I was expecting.
1133
01:31:33,994 --> 01:31:38,226
But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big
a dumb-ass do you think I am?
1134
01:31:38,966 --> 01:31:42,060
You obviously stole that
from Karate Kid.
1135
01:31:42,269 --> 01:31:44,066
No, actually, I...
1136
01:31:44,705 --> 01:31:47,641
Jake, it's okay.
1137
01:31:47,843 --> 01:31:49,504
I love you too.
1138
01:31:49,711 --> 01:31:51,508
We all know where this is going.
1139
01:31:51,713 --> 01:31:54,273
Fucking teenagers.
1140
01:32:03,859 --> 01:32:05,053
This is it.
1141
01:32:05,293 --> 01:32:06,760
The right moment.
1142
01:32:22,077 --> 01:32:23,567
Son of a bitch!
1143
01:32:40,296 --> 01:32:43,732
Well, Mitch, I learned
a very valuable lesson.
1144
01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:46,868
I realized that I don't really wanna
get involved with a girl...
1145
01:32:47,069 --> 01:32:48,969
...unless I'm really in love with her.
1146
01:32:50,506 --> 01:32:51,939
Yeah.
1147
01:32:53,242 --> 01:32:56,268
Nice try, Ox.
We know you took it in the ass.
1148
01:32:58,047 --> 01:33:01,574
Believe it or not,
I, too, learned a valuable lesson.
1149
01:33:01,784 --> 01:33:04,014
Bruce, your accent.
What happened?
1150
01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:06,849
You see, I realized
that the best way to get the girl...
1151
01:33:07,057 --> 01:33:08,649
...is to just be yourself.
1152
01:33:08,859 --> 01:33:12,886
For most people that would be
a very valuable lesson.
1153
01:33:13,096 --> 01:33:15,997
But in your case,
I'd stick to being Chinese.
1154
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:17,531
Japanese.
1155
01:33:17,734 --> 01:33:19,224
So what'd you learn
last night?
1156
01:33:19,670 --> 01:33:22,833
Gentlemen, I learned
the greatest lesson of all.
1157
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:25,474
That unlike everyone else
in these teen movies...
1158
01:33:25,676 --> 01:33:28,668
...I don't wanna learn
some dumb-ass valuable lesson.
1159
01:33:28,879 --> 01:33:30,312
I still wanna fuck!
1160
01:33:30,514 --> 01:33:32,641
- Hey.
- All right.
1161
01:39:32,084 --> 01:39:33,608
Ready?
1162
01:39:33,819 --> 01:39:35,810
And action!
1163
01:39:36,021 --> 01:39:38,046
Come on, Austin.
1164
01:39:39,425 --> 01:39:40,824
Holy shit!
1165
01:39:41,026 --> 01:39:43,324
I'm a fucking god!85192
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