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Let me be the one Justin let me be

When You Close Your Eyes

My name is

Go back

And I've just received some very exciting news from my colleague professor bonislawski in Moscow

It seems they've uncovered an incredible find

Is valued culture of Ivan and terrible

The famous

Ivanovic sonov

That depends

Would you consider 2 billion rubles a lot

I'm leaving immediately to help corroborate the fire and bring it back here for safe keeping

International Museum

I'm going to need an assistant for the trip

She must be able to say shorthand in tight

And should be able to speak some Russian

You speak Russian do you

Fluent

St Petersburg

Why don't the two of you meet me in my office after class and we'll discuss it

That's all for today ladies dismissed

I much more qualified than you

Why don't you just tell him so yourself

You know that's not very nice

I'm so sorry I didn't see you there

Are you okay

Mama

Monster ncredible Mr Robson

How tall is being full

And I'm only able to give you

But let me assure you

We don't have any more rooms available

Nice

We are all

That you are going to have

Very nice

Sleeping together

15 stories and no elevators

And and this is the country that produced

Stravinsky chicken

Did they have elevators

Never mind

Yes

Set

Someone came by here looking for something

That makes no sense he's gone and

Took him away

Very recently

What's this house your name on it

Can you say the directions to where he's hidden the samovar directions

It's in primitive Sanskrit I happen to be one of 12 people in the world who can read it

Come on let's get back to the hotel

I should be able to get it

Tomorrow no problem

I want you to stay here then it could be dangerous

I'm not very sleepy yet

Maybe it's the time change

Can we watch a little TV

Time to

What is she doing

Hello

Ballet

Who is this there will be two tickets one for you and one for your lovely companion

Who's that

I hope you like the ballet

Listen Justine I'm going to check the lobby they might be waiting for me there

Don't stop you're giving me goosebumps

Professor you're out of line

Justine

Justine

Where am I

Who are you people to become my popinjay

Have some cake why have you addressed to me but why

It's good for you

Watch Total body

And what go from party last night

You are seem very nice but I have to get back to my hotel room

You know Professor Robson

We are going to take Sona now

You are very very obser

What is your name Justin

Justin this is a very sweet name Justin

Put some eucalyptus on her

I don't know the skin of my face

Many people do not want to be

What is we need lots and lots of money

George Washington

Richard Nixon

Tessa Brooks is not trying to steal anything

Some of us belong to people

Not to museum for decadent westerners

Turn the heat down

We take back

Last one it is rotten collaborator

Accept my deepest

Jerome Mark Twain

Cleanliness is next

Robson

This battery

Are you okay

You took a sauna with them

My son is a very good for you oh yes very very good

Who went to the pool

Justine honey

Could you distract a friend here for a moment

What do you mean

Well just get his attention long enough so

Do something okay

Gross

Edison

Wrong song

What did he call you

Roll song okay

And without the Courage the perseverance of Justine

This treasure could have been lost to the world forever

Russian

You're very

But they make you take them naked

Breeze Branson

And now class with all the fuss was about

The famous Ivanovic

Justine wake up

An archaeologist

An archaeologist sneak up on you

I was distracted by a great pair of Dance

That little children can continue

I'm sorry I'm sorry

Find Robson

I need another beer

Just

Justine Ursula are you in there I need to talk to you what

Goodbye my love

Come back next week and we'll play for more than just clothes

Close the window you foolish girls

Sorry madam survey we had our headphones on I couldn't hear you

Justine I need to speak with you right away get dressed

You remember

Inspector Spencer don't you

Hello Justine

Justine there's no easy way to tell you this

Oh Madam Superior inspector please don't arrest me I'm sorry I had Boys in my room

Will never happen again what you had boys in your room

We'll discuss that later

That's not what you're here for

Justin your life has been threatened

Try not to be frightened

We won't let anyone harm you but who

We don't know but until we find out who's sending these letters threatening you and Professor Robson

We want you away from here for a while

Justine

Professor robeson's been planning a trip to Yangon for several months

And we think you should go with him

Used to be rangoon

In Myanmar

Used to be Burma

You know the Burma Trail

Temples beaches

Jungles

Best brothels in southeast as

Inspector

Do you think I should go there

Will you be safe under the supervision of Professor Rob

And in the meantime the inspector can get to the meaning of these letters

Whatever you think is best

Oh and just

I'd like to have a little talk with her

I still think you should have kidnapped them from school

We will know what's happened to them

You sure they checked in here

My friend very well placed an army until

Our balls

I didn't know you had

Maybe you shouldn't work out so much ass

India the airline said your suitcase was

Reykjavik

Could you direct us to the nearest women's clothing store

304 outfits

Professor I don't know

I don't know

Professor what he asked me to guide you to the temple

Set timer for 5

Nice to meet you

What interesting clothes you have

Rodney affection Horizon

The nearest Village is 3 days away to my Jeep

Cut the chip I meet you on the street

This place is fantastic how long has it been here

Authentic

900 years it's incredibly huge

Most likely the center of the Empire at some point

Only Professor throw away

He told me about it and then came back here to record his find

Did he find any any written tablets any writings at

No I have not heard back from him

Are you all right

You know professor

Play call me

I didn't want to bring this up before for fear of sounding silly

It's just that the villages we spoke with two days ago say that there's a legend about this place

They stay away because of a strange tribe of people they say live here

Abominable

Will Snowman

Real people

From the Stone Age no contact with the world

Don't stop it

Nice and calm

Will be okay Justin

They probably have to take us to the Village headman to decide what to do with us eventually they'll let us go

Christmas cards

Play Metallica

Silence

You speak English

We friends

Let us

Free

What are you friends or something

Who are you

We are the remaining survivors of the ayusha beta people

You have desecrated our Holy Temple with your presence

You will atone

Do the ritual

Of purification

Where did you learn your English if I might ask

University of Wisconsin Madison Class of 84

And my name is Linda Vdara Mar

On to business

Excuse me

Who should be high

Tell me if Madela

I had to give the order that you would go through the ritual to resent the temple

Come some Swami

What exactly does this

This ritual entail

You must make love to this girl

I'm a sacred platform there

The headman of all the families will observe

But my people are pretty insistent on this kind of stuff

It's not like we get cable here

Know what I mean

Play sick and tired of the ten year rat race

My advice guys

Relax and enjoy yourself feel like a nice long show then this is

Showtime

Wait wait wait wait wait yes now what

You asked for it you got it now get to it

You come with me

You don't want to show the modern world with them and ruin their lives

Besides it's my job to preserve all that just like my mom and grandma and her mom and her grandma but aren't you

You guys can join us and live here the rest of your lives

Anthropologist

Listen

We will not be forced to stay here

Have it your way

I think you know what my people want

I recommend doing it

Jack Daniels

Like a queen

Hey my satellite reception sucks

More than I can say for your fellow countrymen

Come on I insist two fingers of bourbon for the road

Excellent choice

Was just a hint of pear

I

I'm going to make you a little deal

We're going to send researchers back to photograph the temple

Otherwise we tell everyone about your people here

Then the anthropologist

Good deal

I'll leave a list of things to bring each time they come

First trip

I want frozen pizza

And a wunderbrow

Deal

Come on let's go

I'm going to take a shower please

Throw up some darling you say but relax

We no longer pursue you are the some of us we are always

What about Kula

Does Martha's Vineyard and we're going to start a lemon for fishing operation

I just one more question

Why did you follow us here in the first place

Of course not I mean

Is back at school in a very safe place

Turn anchor

Send them by 5:10 immediately

I'm personally going

An emergency mission

Three

I need one

Beautiful

Anna sir

Sir Natasha sir

At your service sir

Follow

We're going back to school

And will continue our talk on Aztec artifacts on Monday thank you ladies

Do you know that they have a McDonald's in Moscow now

He's going to come looking for the samovar

But I thought Sasha and gravity promised

Thank you yes yes I know

Colors of has more High thugs

You know what I mean

What are you going to do

I have a plan to deal with him once and for

I need your

In Amsterdam

She's going to help me lay a trap for him

Do you want me to go to Holland with you

You've had too many exotic Adventures abroad as it is

I need you to stay here and spread the word

To Amsterdam

But you you're so wound

There's nothing you can do now but try to relax

You know what you need a little massage

So much tension

Too much stress I was running around

Turn on all day my legs are killing me

So much more

Girls try not to be frightened she

Where is Robson

Professor Rob

Yes my pretty little girl professor Robson

Tell me where he's a killer

Amsterdam he went to appraise the samovar is that right

Please I don't know she was the last one to see him she has no reason to lie

Lie to you

No wonder

Quotation mark

All right

You'll come with me if you tell him the truth Robson will give up the sum of her for you but if you

We're leaving 5 minutes ago

How do you say

You really are a beauty

You go ahead and rest when you wake up

Will be in Amsterdam

Let us go

Maybe you want to stay with me for a little while

Sweet dream

Please please I need a ticket to Amsterdam

Yes Miss that'll be

64 even

You don't understand I've been kidnapped I have to go on the professor that there's two of them

Why don't you call the police Professor please

Maybe we could help each other out you see

I'm a bit of a

Amateur photographer

And good models are so hard to

Maybe I could

Loan you a ticket

And maybe you could

Pose for some photos for me

How long will it take

Let's just have you relaxing on the couch like so

Crossed

You're a

What's that

You know

Perhaps should be better if you took your shirt off

Hide the perfect line of your feminine form at least that's what my professor tells me

Photographing the new form

Very very nice now you're a big blowfish

Who's laying on the surface of the ocean so lay on the surface of the ocean on your back and you just

A little more like it's gorgeous

Put your hands

Under your

Give me a ticket like you promised or else

Is there any for that

I was just about finished anyway

Pause

I need to see Madame cursor at 6:00 a.m.

Oh so urgent you can't pay a little attention to me

Only 40 guilders and it's yours for 20 minutes to do as you please

75 guilders

When you said you needed my help I didn't think you meant to kind of help but see on I can offer

I'm standing up young women at your school

I'm afraid my old friend Professor Robson really is here to see me the Piano thank you

Aren't you a sight for sore eyes

Apparently

You could help me

I know where she's staying

Is the nerve center for the black market

Precious stones

Relics

I will not tolerate any further failure

Great Danger

Yes I know

Yes

It's a woman

How did you how did you find me here

Lucille silver

Not so easy Lucy

We've got to get her out of the way

I think she likes girls

Something about the way she was

Nothing will happen

You're 12 rooms upstairs it will be in one of them

I love Russian men

Where is courser

What is your name

Bit Tiana

But you can call me Betsy

Can I serve you a

Absolutely

No one lives just be a little one

Get down on all fours you're no better

Yes yes what

Pray for me

Whoever you are

I'm going to my calendar one of my regular

Football first

Who the f*** are you

Right by the

Arrest Loverboy

That's not

Diplomat my ass

Don't worry you'll be out of prison baby

3040 years old

Think about a slawski while you're in there

Robson I'll kill you for that

Can we finish now

Justin

Justin

Justine

Are you all right

I'm okay Professor did it work

I'm sorry we had to ask for your help

Justine Justine

Justine Justine

I'm sorry my lectures are so boring for you can you answer the question

What's the question

The prized possession of the court of Ivan the Terr

At least you've been doing your reading

Perhaps you need to get more sleep before you come to my class

Everyone turn to page 269 in your text we're going to pick up where we left off

You're all a girl should be

Let me be the one Justin let me be the

When You Close Your Eyes

Play treasure that I come to rescue you can