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101.3 WNFY weather report.
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It's a scorcher out there,
already 102 degrees.
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Residents are being asked
to keep their thermostats
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at 76 degrees
to conserve energy.
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Ah, man, global warming.
It's out of control.
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Yeah. It's hot, baby.
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Guys, we don't really have to
worry about global warming,
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because... yes, is the Earth
getting unbearably hot?
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Of course it is. But it's all
a part of God's plan.
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Look, if God wants
to roast us like turkeys,
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there's got to be
a good reason for it.
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That's easy for you to say;
you're young.
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You know who's gonna
get hurt the worst?
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- Old people.
- Old people?
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- Yeah.
- No, it's the younger generation that's
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gonna suffer from global
warming the most.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
Listen, there's no reason to fight.
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Okay, we're actually living at
a very exciting time right now.
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I mean, we're all finally
in agreement
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that climate change is real.
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Well, yes, the 25 years
of climate science
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finally caught up with
my opinions, and, Dennis,
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when opinions meet facts,
that's when you get truth.
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- Oh, God.
- Wow.
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Yeah, yeah.
But the good news is, hey,
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for the first time
I can remember,
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we all have the same truth.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh...
- Yeah.
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- That's nice, right? Yeah.
- How 'bout that?
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Look, while some people
are saying,
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"Look, we're staring down
the barrel
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of a global catastrophe here,"
that is true, but I think
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if we all work together,
we can solve this problem.
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Guys, we can beat the heat.
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Oh! Hey!
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- ♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ On the street ♪
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♪ To stay alive ♪
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♪ 'Cause the heat is on ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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♪ Oh-whoa-ho, oh-whoa-ho ♪
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♪ Tell me can you feel it,
tell me can you feel it ♪
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♪ Tell me can you feel it ♪
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♪ The heat is on. ♪
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♪ Hot town, summer in the city ♪
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♪ Back of my neck
getting dirt and gritty... ♪
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Guys?
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Feeling that?
Nice and cool, huh?
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Turned the AC way down.
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Yeah, I don't know why
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we're wasting our AC
on strangers.
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No, Frank, we're not wasting it.
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No, no, no, no. We're adapting
to climate change.
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People are animals.
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When push comes to shove,
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- there's no "together."
- No, no, no, see, listen.
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By-by-by cranking the AC down
below the recommended,
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uh, settings,
and getting the word out
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that Paddy's has
the best AC in town,
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we're actually
helping our business
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and helping the environment.
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No, that doesn't work.
Shame's better.
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Like I do with my shoes,
you know what I mean?
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How would I know what you mean?
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My shoes that are made out of
recyclable materials.
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I did a whole Instagram Story
about it.
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Talking about
how great the shoes are,
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making people feel stupid
for not having them.
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You know, you remember.
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Who the fuck do you think
is watching your... What?!
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- Not-not one person
on Earth is...
- Get out of here.
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What are you talking about?
Plus, how is there any plastic
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left in the ocean
after they used it
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to cover your gargantuan feet?
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Yeah, big feet.
Hey, guys, though,
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we got a little bit
of a problem.
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Uh, there's, like, a,
I don't know, like, a backup
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of the water lines or something.
The ice machine's broken.
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We don't have any ice.
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Oh, shit. Okay, well,
just, uh, call the store
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and have them deliver some ice.
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And make more waste by having
a big smoke-spewing truck
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deliver ice to us when we could
just simply get off our asses
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and go get it ourselves?
Hey, guys,
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listen, I just wanted to talk
about the importance
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of not only talking the talk,
but also walking the walk.
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Oh. As I'm saying that,
it's reminding me
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I'm loving
my new Eco-friendly shoes.
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See there? Not only
am I helping the environment,
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I could also get some free swag
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- if I keep it up, play my cards right.
- That's awesome.
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You're such
an awesome Eco-warrior.
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And since you want
to walk the walk,
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why don't you walk to the store
and pick us up some ice?
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- I just might.
- Okay, then do it.
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- Maybe I will.
- Get out and go!
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Could even do an Instagram
story about it on my way there.
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Oh, super cool!
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- Go!
- Fine.
- Go, go and go
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- and go and go and go and go
and go, go, go and go.
- Fine!
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Charlie, come with me;
I need someone to video me
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so I look more professional.
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I don't want to do that.
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We'll do a Story about Purina,
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tag them, and get you
a free case of cat food.
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- Done.
- Hmm.
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Did you see that, Frank?
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If you incentivize somebody
to make the right decision,
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you can get them to do
whatever you need them to do.
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All right, what about me?
Where's my incentive?
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Well, uh, how about
we lower that AC even more
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and see if that helps you?
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How would that help me?
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Frank, what's the temperature
at which a certain body part's
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small, smooth muscle cells
contract, thereby decreasing
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the surface area of the skin,
causing that certain body part
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to protrude
in an unusual fashion?
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65.7 degrees Fahrenheit.
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- Make it so.
- I'll do it.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Nipples, Mac. Uh, nipples.
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Hi.
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Son of a bitch charged me $40
for a bag of ice, Charlie.
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They... he's taking advantage
of this heat wave,
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- jacking up the prices.
- Yeah, he's smart.
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- So what's going on with the
feet? I see you limping here.
- Ah!
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Yeah, you know what?
These shoes, they are,
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they're the worst.
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Well, my feet are
all blistered and swollen.
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- Yeah?
- But they're so cute
and totally on-brand.
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- Uh-huh.
- What are you doing?
Don't do the Story now.
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Well, you told me
to shoot candid moments
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- that seemed honest.
- I said staged moments
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that looked candid
and seemed honest.
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All right, well, can we just
walk back to the bar? Let's go.
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I... I don't know. I honestly
don't think I can walk back.
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My feet are killing me.
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Let's take the bus, then.
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Do you have any idea
how much pollution a bus causes?
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I don't know. Uh, three?
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Three?
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- Three what?
- Pollutions?
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- All right, we're not...
- I... I'm not a scient...
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- I'm not a scientist.
- We're not...
You're not a scientist.
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I get it. We're not
taking the bus, though,
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because buses are wasteful
and more importantly disgusting.
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You're just all crammed on there
with a bunch of mongrels
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breathing directly into
your mouth. There's no room. No.
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Plus it's the future, Charlie.
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- We can just take a rideshare.
- Rideshare? Why...
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- What?
- Yeah. It's when a bunch
of people get the app,
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and then y'all take the same
vehicle to different places.
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Same vehicle, diff...
so, like a bus.
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Fine, but it's not a bus,
it's a car.
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- So less room.
- Okay. Uh-huh.
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'Cause if we just
take the bus...
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- We're not taking
a bus, Charlie!
- Okay.
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- Taking the rideshare. Come on.
- All right. Well...
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♪ Well, I'm hot blooded ♪
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♪ Check it and see ♪
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♪ I got a fever
of a hundred and three ♪
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♪ Come on, baby... ♪
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What the hell is this?
Hey, Frank, Frank, Frank.
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- Hold on.
What's-what's going on, man?
- What?
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I thought you turned the AC up?
It's getting hot as hell.
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I did, but there's
too many people here.
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I can't offset the body heat.
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- Hey, we got a problem.
- Yeah, I... yeah, I saw that.
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What's with all the water, man?
What's going on here?
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Oh, that is probably from
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the ice machine breaking down.
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The water got backed up
and maybe diverted over here.
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But that's not
what I'm talking about.
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- What?
- Look.
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The fish factory guys
heard about the AC.
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Now they're hanging out.
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- Nobody wants to go near them.
- Yeah, well, they're covered
in fish parts.
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They probably smell like shit.
Go kick them out, Mac.
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Uh, well, they go to my church.
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And if I kick them out, then
they'll tattle on me to God.
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- Are you kidding me?
- No.
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You know, Dennis,
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I'm not very incentivized here.
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These are not the nips I wanted.
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Whoa, Frank. Come on, man.
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Now is not the time for your
racism. This affects us all.
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We're all in this together.
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Talking about the nipples.
I don't see any.
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- Oh. Right, right. Sorry.
Your, um...
- Not... people.
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Yeah, no, your track record
in that department
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is, uh, it's not great.
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Yeah, it's just that
his misogyny is stronger
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- than his racism.
- In this case.
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- In this case.
- All right, well,
sorry for, uh, sorry
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for jumping on you like that.
Um, we can figure this out.
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- Of course. God will provide.
- Well, we will provide.
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I'm looking for answers
right now. We will provide.
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- I got an answer.
God created us.
- Okay.
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All right, you know what?
Look, um, I have an idea.
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We'll adapt.
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♪ Well, I'm hot blooded,
check it and see... ♪
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Hey, guys. Hey, why create
an even bigger carbon footprint
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by taking stinky buses all over
town when you can just hop
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in a, in a, in a rideshare,
in an electric vehicle?
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I'm loving this ride, y'all.
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And cut.
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Stop saying "and cut," Charlie.
Just take your finger
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off the button.
You don't have to say that.
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Christ.
Might as well be in a bus.
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I am eating this guy's breath.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, just straight up
eating it.
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- It's super hot in here, too.
- It's so hot.
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- I'm boiling.
- Guy? Can you turn
the AC up, please?
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- We're dying back here.
- Uh, sorry, electric car.
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AC kills the battery.
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Okay, then just turn it on
for a minute
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and then turn it right back off.
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Want me to open a window?
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No. No, I actually don't want
hot air from the outside
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blowing all over the place,
but thank you.
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You want a breath mint
or some gum?
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I want some goddamn
air conditioning.
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What's some gum gonna do?
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Well, when someone offers
you gum, it's usually a hint.
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- That's him! That's not me.
- Uh, well,
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- It's both of you.
It's both of you.
- Uh...
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I'm gonna give you
one star, jerk!
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Maybe consider getting
some gum for those pits!
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What an ass... Hey, everybody.
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Just coming back
from a real quick trip.
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We walked to the store
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and then we took
a fantastic rideshare home.
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And we got a really awesome
bag of ice to show for it.
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- And stop!
- What? What are you doing?
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Well, you don't want me
to say "cut,"
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- So I'll say, "Stop."
It's better.
- Well, I wanted
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to bring the ice up into
the frame so I could show them...
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- and don't say, don't say
"cut" or "stop," just stop.
- Oh, okay.
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All right? Let's do it again.
Where is the ice?
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- Uh, the ice is melted.
Yeah, not much left.
- Uh...
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- What?!
- It was super hot
in that car, Dee.
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Oh, Christ!
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- Cat food, please?
- Not...
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We're not gonna get the cat food
'cause we...
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- I can't go back in there
without d... Hey!
- And go!
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We're just getting ice out here.
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- And stop.
- Beating the heat.
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Hey...
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- fans.
- And stop!
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I'm going to murder you.
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- Whoa, you're freaking out.
- Yes.
252
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I am freaking out.
Film when I say "film."
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Hey, everybody.
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- You said "film."
- All good. It's just hot.
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It's just so hot. And cut.
256
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- You saying "cut" now?
- I say "cut," not you!
257
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- All right, I got a plan.
- It's hard to follow
all your rules, Dee.
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- Just shut up!
We're gonna call a car.
- Uh-huh.
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We're gonna get in the car.
We're gonna go get ice.
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We're gonna come back
with a bag of ice,
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and we're gonna shove it
in their face...
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So we're taking two cars
when we could've taken one car
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or called the truck
and this whole thing
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could've been done,
like, hours ago.
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- Okay. We'll walk.
But stop talking to me!
- Okay, we'll walk.
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- And I'm rolling.
- Hi. We're just gonna walk
to get some more ice.
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♪ I said it's getting hot
in here, so hot ♪
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♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
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♪ I am getting too hot,
I want to take my clothes off ♪
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♪ Oh, it's getting hot in here,
so hot ♪
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♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
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♪ I am getting... ♪
273
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Hey, Frank.
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Global warming
is the fucking best.
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Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Over here.
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Ah.
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- Yeah.
- All right, guys.
279
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Listen, we got another problem, all right?
280
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We're running out of glasses
and I can't run the dishwasher
281
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'cause it's too big
of a power suck.
282
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It's gonna kill the AC.
283
00:10:01,574 --> 00:10:03,097
I got a fix. We got this stuff
284
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back when we were gonna
have the Memorial Day party,
285
00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:08,494
but then we had to cancel it
because of the blizzard.
286
00:10:08,537 --> 00:10:10,496
- Oh! You bought the... yeah!
- Yeah!
287
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- That's working together, baby.
- It's plastic.
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- Nice work.
- The Lord provideth again!
289
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No, Mac! No.
The Lord not provideth.
290
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Frank provideth. He's the one
who bought the cups.
291
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Frank provideth.
292
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That... well, the Lord provideth
the snowstorm in May
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that allowed us
to get the cups now.
294
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- Uh-huh.
- See? It's all a part
of his divine plan, Dennis.
295
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And that's locked in,
so we're good.
296
00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:31,517
Okay, so all we have
to do is nothing?
297
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,519
No. No, because, uh,
we have free will, Dennis,
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which means that, um, we have
to take the necessary steps
299
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to make sure that that plan
comes to fruition.
300
00:10:38,829 --> 00:10:40,047
- Which is predetermined.
- Yes.
301
00:10:40,091 --> 00:10:41,875
But it doesn't matter what we do
if it's all predetermined.
302
00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:44,269
You see how your argument
doesn't make any sense?
303
00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,706
Uh, that's correct. But it
doesn't have to make sense,
304
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,926
because that's where
the faith comes in.
305
00:10:48,969 --> 00:10:52,059
Right? I have faith that
what I'm saying makes sense.
306
00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,931
Okay, so even
if it doesn't make sense,
307
00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,280
your faith makes it make sense.
308
00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,108
- Correct.
- Got it. Okay, so there's no way
309
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to have a rational conversation
with you.
310
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- No.
- Climate change affects us all.
311
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,374
Okay? We're all in this
together. All right?
312
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We need to work together, and we
can still make a profit, okay?
313
00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:06,987
Don't worry. Just let me think
about how to make this work.
314
00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:09,163
Well, think fast, because
it's getting hotter in here
315
00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:10,774
and people
are gonna start dying.
316
00:11:10,817 --> 00:11:12,210
I got an idea. I got an idea.
317
00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:13,994
Look, the-the music,
it's very, very up-tempo.
318
00:11:14,038 --> 00:11:16,344
What if we throw a couple
slow jams in here, all right?
319
00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:18,346
Drop the body heat down a notch.
320
00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:19,913
- Let's do it.
- That's an excellent idea.
321
00:11:19,957 --> 00:11:22,350
And don't you see
how God came through you
322
00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:23,743
to come up with that idea?
323
00:11:23,787 --> 00:11:25,571
Go turn... change the music.
324
00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:27,791
- Change the music.
- I'll go change the music.
I'm-a change the music.
325
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,793
Son of a bitch.
326
00:11:29,836 --> 00:11:31,969
Charged me
20 extra bucks for this one.
327
00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:33,579
- Want me to film this rant?
- No!
328
00:11:33,622 --> 00:11:35,581
Obviously I don't. What is this?
What have you done?
329
00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:37,583
Well, I got a nice little
trash bag... that's keeping me
330
00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:39,585
a little bit cooler... and then
this totally creates shade.
331
00:11:39,628 --> 00:11:40,760
You want me to make you a hat?
332
00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:43,154
No, thanks. I don't want
to wear trash on my head.
333
00:11:43,197 --> 00:11:44,764
You're wearing it on your feet.
334
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:46,592
I paid 90 bucks
for these things.
335
00:11:46,635 --> 00:11:48,028
Well, I can charge you
for the hat if it
336
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- makes you feel better.
- No, that's not the point
337
00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:50,770
- I was making, but the...
- Oh, all right.
338
00:11:50,814 --> 00:11:52,424
My shoes do suck.
My feet are dead.
339
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:53,817
Let's just call another car
and get back
340
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,776
to the bar
before this ice melts again.
341
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:58,604
Oh, goddamn it.
342
00:11:58,647 --> 00:12:00,432
- What's wrong?
- My account's been suspended.
343
00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:02,826
That driver gave me one star,
citing "verbal abuse"
344
00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,219
and saying I urinated all
over the backseat of his car.
345
00:12:05,263 --> 00:12:07,004
That was melted ice.
346
00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:09,049
Actually, I did pee
back there a little bit.
347
00:12:09,093 --> 00:12:11,573
- I did, too.
It was a very long ride.
- You did? I thought you did.
348
00:12:11,617 --> 00:12:13,401
- I did. Yeah.
But that's not the point.
- Ah, all right.
349
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:15,664
The point is we're stuck now.
350
00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:17,884
Unless we take the bus.
351
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,500
Goddamn it.
352
00:12:28,939 --> 00:12:31,724
♪
353
00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:34,074
How did it get hotter?
354
00:12:34,118 --> 00:12:36,207
I don't know, man.
I think the slow jams backfired.
355
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,209
It's like all the friction
from the grinding,
356
00:12:38,252 --> 00:12:39,950
like, created a closed system.
357
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:43,083
I didn't account
for all the increased sexiness.
358
00:12:43,127 --> 00:12:44,693
There's a lot of
rumblings coming from
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00:12:44,737 --> 00:12:46,521
- the water section, too, there.
- Well, that's 'cause
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00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,306
they're not reusing the cups.
You know what I mean?
361
00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:50,047
They don't have any cups left.
They're throwing all the trash
362
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,049
- in the water.
- And they want more booze.
363
00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:54,442
Which, by the way,
we don't have any.
364
00:12:54,486 --> 00:12:55,835
We didn't have enough
to accommodate the people
365
00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:58,098
that were here before,
and now it seems like
366
00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:00,971
we've doubled in size
and we just don't have enough.
367
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,886
- Where is your God now?
- Yeah, Mac.
368
00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:05,279
- He will reveal himself
at some point.
- Oh.
369
00:13:05,323 --> 00:13:08,326
Well, is he gonna do it
before all these people revolt
370
00:13:08,369 --> 00:13:10,110
- and destroy the place?
- All right...
371
00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,720
I don't know, Frank.
I don't question God's will.
372
00:13:11,764 --> 00:13:13,113
If he wants to destroy
the Earth, that's on him.
373
00:13:13,157 --> 00:13:14,462
- I support it!
- What are you talking about?
374
00:13:14,506 --> 00:13:15,986
Guys, guys, stop...
Okay, stop bickering.
375
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,291
We can't be bickering.
Okay, look.
376
00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:19,206
We said we were gonna
beat the heat together.
377
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,555
As a team, as a community.
378
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,905
And that's what we're
gonna do, goddamn it.
379
00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,863
I got it. I got it.
380
00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:24,995
Hey, uh, everybody, if I could
get your attention, please.
381
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,213
I got a quick announcement.
382
00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:28,041
If everybody could just
listen up real quick.
383
00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:29,782
- Dennis has an announcement.
- Yeah, I have an annou...
384
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:31,131
You don't need to announce
my announcement.
385
00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:32,350
Okay.
386
00:13:32,393 --> 00:13:34,743
Idiot. Um, okay, uh, so, guys,
387
00:13:34,787 --> 00:13:36,310
uh, are you guys
having a good time?
388
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:38,356
What a great party, huh?
389
00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:42,099
That's right, that's right.
But check this out.
390
00:13:42,142 --> 00:13:43,709
Check this out.
Here's my announcement.
391
00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:46,059
We do need to chill out
on the dancing a little bit,
392
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,105
'cause we-we're overworking
that AC, but...
393
00:13:48,148 --> 00:13:50,455
Now, now, no, no, I get it,
394
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:51,978
I get it, I get it, I get it.
395
00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:53,153
Listen, you think
I want to be that guy?
396
00:13:53,197 --> 00:13:55,721
I don't want to be that guy,
but I think if we just
397
00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:58,115
stop dancing for just a second,
the AC can catch up,
398
00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,943
this place can cool down.
399
00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,031
I don't want to stop.
400
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,554
You don't want to stop?
Yeah, I know.
401
00:14:02,597 --> 00:14:03,947
Nobody wants to stop.
402
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,905
We're all having a good time.
But maybe we just, like...
403
00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,167
Uh, you know what?
Let's not stop.
404
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:09,039
Let's not stop at all.
Let's just chill out.
405
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,954
We'll chill out for a second,
you know what I mean?
406
00:14:10,997 --> 00:14:12,564
We'll chill out.
We'll slow things down.
407
00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:14,740
- I don't want to slow down.
- Okay, listen,
408
00:14:14,783 --> 00:14:16,176
I know you don't want
to slow down, I get it.
409
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,612
Nobody wants to slow down.
410
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,701
It's all good, but we got
to work together, right?
411
00:14:19,745 --> 00:14:22,095
We got to, we got to work
together to keep this place cool
412
00:14:22,139 --> 00:14:23,749
and to keep everything kosher,
all right?
413
00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,620
One other announcement:
uh, we're running a little low
414
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,361
on tequila and other liquors.
415
00:14:29,015 --> 00:14:30,538
All right, so...
416
00:14:30,582 --> 00:14:32,149
I'm not talking
crazy stuff here.
417
00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:34,064
We got plenty to go around,
all right?
418
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,153
Maybe instead of ten shots,
we do, like, five or six.
419
00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:37,371
That's it. You know?
420
00:14:37,415 --> 00:14:39,330
I... I... I want ten shots.
421
00:14:39,373 --> 00:14:40,984
You want ten shots,
but, you know,
422
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:43,595
ten shots is too much for you
and five to six is plenty.
423
00:14:43,638 --> 00:14:45,336
Don't tell her what she needs.
424
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:48,078
Stop. Everybody st... O... Okay, I get it.
Look, I... let's not...
425
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,862
You're losing them,
you're losing them!
426
00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:52,125
All right, look, I'm not trying
to bring the mood down, guys.
427
00:14:52,169 --> 00:14:54,562
This is... It's all good. Okay?
Just... let's just recognize
428
00:14:54,606 --> 00:14:56,390
that just... whoa, pal.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
429
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:57,435
Okay, look, stop.
430
00:14:57,478 --> 00:14:58,610
I'm just saying we're in
431
00:14:58,653 --> 00:15:00,220
a little bit
of a tricky situation here.
432
00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:01,134
We can figure this out.
433
00:15:01,178 --> 00:15:03,136
Just, it's getting
real hot in here.
434
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,182
Okay? And we're running
a little low on resources.
435
00:15:05,225 --> 00:15:06,792
It's fine.
436
00:15:06,835 --> 00:15:09,099
W-We... But if we adapt,
we'll keep the party going
437
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,058
for a long, long time.
So who's with me?
438
00:15:27,117 --> 00:15:29,423
I got the booze!
439
00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:47,137
Oh, my God.
That bus was hot as shit.
440
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,009
- The third bus was the hottest, you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
441
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:52,011
It's those local buses.
We should've just gotten off
442
00:15:52,055 --> 00:15:54,100
- at the express and walked,
but that's...
- It's all the buses.
443
00:15:54,144 --> 00:15:55,232
- They're bad.
- Whoo.
444
00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:56,885
Please tell me
the ice didn't melt.
445
00:15:56,929 --> 00:15:59,062
Uh, no, but somebody
ripped a hole in the bag
446
00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:00,280
- and stole it. Yeah.
- What?!
447
00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:02,108
- How did you not notice that?
- Oh, I don't know.
448
00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:04,415
My back must have gone numb
from the ice on my back.
449
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,286
- You know what I mean?
- Oh, no. No.
450
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,288
- I can't go all the way back
to that store. I can't do it.
- Oh, no.
451
00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:09,202
No, that's too many vehicles.
452
00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:11,204
But how are your feet
feeling, though?
453
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:12,640
Oh, I got to say, though,
454
00:16:12,684 --> 00:16:14,294
Charlie, the feet
are feeling real good.
455
00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:15,904
- Whatever you made...
- I'm pretty proud of that shoe.
456
00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:18,255
- Uh, you should be.
- Yeah. That's the
medical sponge, which is...
457
00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:20,300
- I don't want to hear
any of the details, though.
- Oh, okay.
458
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,432
- I'll spare you.
- Okay? Thank you.
459
00:16:21,475 --> 00:16:23,086
Whoo.
So what's the plan now?
460
00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,088
I got one last idea.
461
00:16:28,134 --> 00:16:30,528
Hey, oh! Ice!
462
00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:32,312
We got ice.
463
00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,140
What's going on in here?
Who are these guys?
464
00:16:34,184 --> 00:16:35,315
Uh, these are our friends
465
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:36,882
from the fish factory.
What's up, guys?
466
00:16:36,925 --> 00:16:38,449
They're actually pretty good
dudes once you get to know them.
467
00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,566
Yeah, nice c... not like the
people we had in here before.
468
00:16:40,591 --> 00:16:43,715
- They were terrible.
- Uh, well, what happened
to the party, though?
469
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,195
People were animals,
just like I said.
470
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,240
All right, well,
while you guys were in here
471
00:16:47,284 --> 00:16:49,242
destroying the environment,
I got ice,
472
00:16:49,286 --> 00:16:51,244
with barely a carbon footprint.
473
00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:53,464
And I also made
a pretty sweet Insta Story
474
00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:55,683
to spread the word
and shame my followers.
475
00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:58,208
- Mm-hmm.
- Check it out.
476
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,731
What up, Dee's Nuts?
477
00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:02,125
Just another important
Insta message for you.
478
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,344
Don't forget to reduce,
reuse and...
479
00:17:04,388 --> 00:17:05,650
I'd rather drive six Hummers
480
00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,695
than smell
your shit breath, loser!
481
00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:09,349
Well, these shoes suck.
They're terrible.
482
00:17:09,393 --> 00:17:11,134
My feet are all blistered.
What are you doing? Don't...
483
00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:13,310
- You're the stupid idiot! Okay?
- No. You put my ice bag down...
484
00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:15,355
I'm not putting the ice down!
I'm taking the ice!
485
00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,182
- I'll give your money this time.
- Get the hell out of my store.
486
00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:19,359
But you try and gouge me again,
you son of a bitch,
487
00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:20,578
I'll gouge your eyes out!
488
00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:21,796
There you go.
489
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,146
Last time you get recycled.
490
00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:25,322
Hope a bird
chokes to death on you.
491
00:17:25,365 --> 00:17:28,151
I hate the bus!
Oh, you're disgusting!
492
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:30,718
I can't stand being near
you low-life degenerates!
493
00:17:32,242 --> 00:17:36,115
Ah. Yeah. Not tipping you
either, so don't even ask.
494
00:17:36,159 --> 00:17:38,204
- And cut.
- Okay, stop saying "and cut."
495
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:43,209
Goddamn it, Charlie.
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