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Come now, children. You must walk on the side of the road.

#MultiplyingPrincesses Come now, children. You must walk on the side of the road.

Okay. #MultiplyingPrincesses

Okay.

Splendid. What a decorous response.

Hey, hey.

Yume Mizusawa

How come you talk so funny, lady? Yume Mizusawa

This manner of speech is somewhat like my dialect.

What's a dialect?

A dialect is normally a linguistic system specific to a certain region

that differs from the standard language.

But beyond that, there are social dialects

that exist within the same community

and change based on your part of said community.

The way I speak is essentially a hybrid of a local and social dialect.

Do you understand now?

Nope!

Why do you keep calling yourself "warawa"?

"Warawa" is a first-person pronoun, like how others use "boku" and "watashi."

This is top secret, but I happen to be a princess.

What?!

And princesses use "warawa" when they refer to themselves!

So I should use it too?

Oh? How did you arrive at that conclusion?

Because my mommy and daddy always call me their princess!

My, your parents say lovely things.

All girls are indeed princesses. We should all use "warawa"!

Okay, then I'm gonna use "warawa" now!

Very good. Warawa to your heart's content.

Hey, hey, what's "warawa"?

Apparently it's what all girls are supposed to call themselves.

So warawa am warawa!

Wow!

Does that mean I should use it too?

Yeah, you should!

Then I'm gonna use "warawa" starting today!

My goodness. Children are just so impressionable. Me too!

Warawa! Warawa! My goodness. Children are just so impressionable.

Warawa! Warawa!

#GamblerLadyKnight

So this is what your skin feels like... #GamblerLadyKnight

So this is what your skin feels like...

I am so unworthy!

Thank you for blessing me. Thank you for blessing me.

Noa-dono? Thank you for blessing me. Thank you for blessing me.

Thank you for blessing me. Thank you for blessing me.

Er... what purpose does this serve?

We are in the final stages of creating your statue,

therefore we cannot rely on machines. We need the delicate touch of human hands.

Which means that I must ingrain the feel of your skin into my fingers.

I see. When will the dolls be completed?

I-I believe I can come up with a prototype in about three days.

Brilliant. We'll make it in time for Christmas.

Could I perchance have one of the dolls when they are complete?

Of course. Do you have plans on Christmas?

I heard it's customary in this nation to give a present to someone special to you.

So I'd like to give my doll as my gift.

A-And who is your special someone?

That would be my master.

Our savior's master?!

Doesn't that mean they are essentially a god?

Has the divine descended on our world in the present age?

As I keep trying to tell you, I'm no savior.

I came to this world with my master, serving as an attendant.

Oh, I see.

Even while I'm here in this world, it is my duty to protect the princess.

Princess? So your master is a woman?

Yes.

How old is she?

I believe thirteen or so.

Thirteen...

And where is she right now? Do you not need to be by her side to protect her?

My princess is so capable that I cannot compare!

She's already used her abilities to find her place in this world.

With how low I've fallen, I have no right to serve her as I am now.

Please don't say such things, Livia-sama.

You have already saved me just by being by my side.

I'm glad to hear that!

A-Also, that tickles a bit...

Now, Livia-sama, let us continue getting your measurements!

I need the minutest of details from top to bottom.

Er, um, maybe not there— I need the minutest of details from top to bottom.

Er, um, maybe not there—

Oh, no! I am recreating the precious figure of our savior!

I cannot allow even the smallest of compromises!

U-U-Um, I... Uh...

Humidity Temp

By the way, Livia-sama, isn't it about time for you to go play pachinko? Humidity Temp

Oh, you're right! Humidity Temp

Humidity Temp

Here are your war funds for the day.

Thank you very much.

I shall now be heading out.

Godspeed, Livia-sama!

I must find a machine that will allow me to win.

Once you become a seasoned gambler,

you can actually hear the machines talk to you.

They speak to you?

Exactly! The voice within the machines beckons you!

"Play me," they say!

This machine is calling me!

Let us fight fair and square!

Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when all those exciting visuals are playing!

It hurts so much more than just losing regularly!

Gifu Flagship Store Gifu Tanmen "When you think of Gifu..." Famous Gifu Tanmen Gifu Flagship Shop It hurts so much more than just losing regularly!

Heya, Livia-chan.

You seem irritated.

Takeo-dono!

How dare you deceive me last time!

What do you mean?

The part-time job from the other day!

How dare you lead me down the path of becoming an evil reseller?!

What? There's nothing bad about reselling.

It's not against the law or anything.

E-Either way, I will never fall for any of your tricks again!

Yeah, okay.

By the way, Livia-chan, what are you up to these days?

I-I'm helping with some product development for a certain organization...

Wow, sounds like you're doing great!

So what's got you so irritated?

I'm not. I just suffered a minor defeat at pachinko.

Oh, is that all? Well, pachinko is all about luck, after all.

All about luck... you say?

But Kurinohara-dono said seasoned gamblers

can tell which machines will allow you to win.

If he could actually tell winning machines, he wouldn't be homeless right now.

A-A valid point!

Pachinko is all about enjoying the bells and whistles.

Winning and losing come second.

I-I see...

If you want to be a real gambler, you gotta get into horse or bike racing.

Kasamatsu Racetrack Off-Site Sales in Operation Oh? Horse racing, you say?

Off-Site Sales in Operation Kasamatsu Racetrack

As a true warrior, I can tell which horse is the best at a mere glance!

Noa-dono, today is finally the day I pay you back double!

Thank you for coming to our racetrack today.

No, not this one... Thank you for coming to our racetrack today.

Not this one either. Thank you for coming to our racetrack today.

Thank you for coming to our racetrack today.

Tomorrow, we will be opening our doors at 10 AM,

Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least find a 5-8 from the last race... Tomorrow, we will be opening our doors at 10 AM,

and the first race sales will begin at 10:50. Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least find a 5-8 from the last race...

Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least find a 5-8 from the last race...

How did it go, Livia-sama?

The first race starts at 11:50. How did it go, Livia-sama?

The first race starts at 11:50.

Noa-dono... What are you doing here? The first race starts at 11:50.

We await your next visit. Noa-dono... What are you doing here?

The first sample of the Livia-sama doll is finally complete, We await your next visit.

The first sample of the Livia-sama doll is finally complete,

so I wanted to let you know immediately.

Oh, I see! Thank you for coming all this way, Noa-dono!

Meanwhile, look at me...

I take it the results were not favorable.

If only... If only I were able to actually ride the horse!

I could even lead a pack horse to victory!

Livia-sama, they say that victory depends on the day's luck.

If you lose, you must simply try again!

I'd be happy to provide you with all the war funds you need.

Noa-dono...

You're right.

There should be an opportunity to turn the tables if I don't give up!

That's the spirit, Livia-sama!

All right! Next, I shall try my hand at the bike races!

Please do your best, Livia-sama!

I shall!

Gambler I shall!

Gambler

Gambler

#FriendshipBetweenGirls(LOL)

You'll be investigating Koki Aida, a 36-year-old salaryman. #FriendshipBetweenGirls(LOL)

You'll be investigating Koki Aida, a 36-year-old salaryman.

He apparently had a very sudden weekend business trip to Shizuoka come up,

and there's a high probability it's a rendezvous with his lover.

I see.

By the way, I see that girl isn't with you today.

Yeah, Sara's going to school now.

School? She was able to attend?

Er, well... yes.

Sosuke-kun, don't tell me you did it.

Did what?

Forged her family register, obviously.

Of course I'd never do that.

Sara's actually my child, so I just got her one normally.

She's your child?!

Yeah, so back in high school...

And there you have it.

Really?

R-Really!

I was even able to get her birth certificate.

I'm well aware you can forge all kinds of documents

so long as you know where to go.

But that's not the point here.

The point is that Sosuke now legally has a child!

That means if I were to marry Sosuke-kun,

I'd be that little girl's mother!

I look forward to our future together, Mother.

Wh-What should I do?!

Anyway, I'll be going now.

This is definitely an issue.

No, I actually believe this is your chance.

My chance?

If you continue to indirectly provide for Kaburaya-sama

by issuing him unnecessary investigations,

you're basically just waiting for another woman

to steal him from right under your nose.

Now that there's been a significant change in Kaburaya-sama's life,

I believe this is the ideal opportunity to take a gamble.

I have a few comments about how you worded that, but whatever.

Tell me more.

I believe that, up until this point,

Kaburaya-sama had no strong interest in getting married or even romance.

You're right.

He's mentioned that he's seen so much cheating and adultery

that he can't even think about being in a relationship.

What is it?

Nothing. But now that he has a child, that should change things.

If he'll be supporting her for a number of years,

Various Life Expenses If he'll be supporting her for a number of years,

it's going to impact his finances greatly. Various Life Expenses

I'm sure that Kaburaya-sama is looking for someone who can help with the household. Various Life Expenses

Various Life Expenses

Besides that, the life of a detective is rather unpredictable, Various Life Expenses

so he'll probably need someone else to look after the child. Various Life Expenses

Various Life Expenses

Which means... Various Life Expenses

Which means? Various Life Expenses

Since you are, in contrast,

a lawyer with high earnings and quite some time on your hands,

you would be prime real estate for Kaburaya-sama right now.

I-I see...

But you make it sound like

he's just going to marry me out of necessity and self-interest.

Personally, I would like to be loved for my charms...

Tch.

I heard that, you know.

You heard nothing, my lady.

Not to mention that you are a corrupt,

physically child-like lawyer who loves to tear families apart.

There is no way that a poor, naive detective like Kaburaya-sama

will ever find anything personally charming about you.

Did that get through to you, my lady?

If you want to make Kaburaya-sama yours,

you'll have to use your faculties as a lawyer to the fullest

and capitalize on his needs.

Okay, I'll give it a try.

The Next Week

This is a rather famous hot spring inn, isn't it? The Next Week

This is a rather famous hot spring inn, isn't it?

I staked out the whole night, but that's the only photo I could get.

This is plenty of evidence, though.

A hot spring inn?

Sosuke-kun and I could...

This is my first time, so be gentle.

I look forward to our future together, Mother.

Is something wrong?!

N-No, I'm fine.

Things were going so well, too...

By the way, did Sara-chan accompany you on this case?

Oh, no. I had her spend the night at a friend's house.

Remember Yuna Naganawa, the bullied girl who

I asked you to send some certified mail for?

She and Sara are good friends.

I see. But you can't have her stay with a friend

every time you have to work late nights.

Yeah, I guess you have a point.

Don't you need someone who'll stay at home to take care of your daughter?

For example...

You know, a mother figure.

True. Having a mother around would probably be better for Sara, too.

But there's nothing I can do if I can't find anyone to marry me.

Well, if you try looking, you might find someone immediately.

Nah, that's not happening.

I guarantee you, 10 billion percent, that no woman would ever

marry a poor detective with a kid like me.

You never know!

You might find some prime real estate

that's financially stable and able to take care of your daughter...

She might even be right under your nose.

Man, things would be so easy if that were true.

But Sara and I are making things work for now.

She's got a good head on her shoulders, so leaving her home alone isn't an issue.

I-I see...

Well, here's your pay for this assignment.

Thanks.

Hmm?

Isn't this a bit much?

I've included a little gratuity since you're always helping me out.

Consider it a special bonus.

Is this because you're concerned for me?

In that case, I don't need it.

I'm not actually strapped for cash right now.

You liar. That's not possible.

No, I'm dead serious. Sara's been winning big at the horse races.

Sosuke Sara Monthly Earnings

Honestly, Sara's made more this month than I have. Sosuke Sara Monthly Earnings

Wh-Whoa... Honestly, Sara's made more this month than I have. Sosuke Sara Monthly Earnings

You're letting your child bet on horse races?! Sosuke Sara Monthly Earnings Wh-Whoa...

Wh-Whoa... You're letting your child bet on horse races?!

You're letting your child bet on horse races?!

J-Just so we're clear, I'm the one buying the tickets.

Even so, introducing her to gambling as a child...

I honestly thought the same thing,

but making her quit when she's on a hot streak feels wrong too.

It's like she's betting in a fundamentally reliable way,

but her judgment when it really comes down to it is insanely good.

A-Anyway, just humbly accept this money!

I'm a lawyer, and I'm rich!

I'm nothing like you, you poor detective!

Well, I guess I'll take it if you insist,

but flaunting your wealth like that is pretty uncouth.

U-Un...

Welp, I'll be on my way.

I must say, you are absolutely awful at selling yourself.

Stop! I don't want to hear any of it!

He called me uncouth...

Does he hate me now?

It did seem as though his feelings were hurt,

but Kaburaya-sama is not so myopic as to despise you over this.

Y-You're right.

On that note, it was quite a surprise that Kaburaya-sama is not in financial peril.

We can no longer flex your one strength, my lady.

Which means I'll just have to charm him with my personality.

Well? Do you even have any charms?

W-Well, I'll start working on them right now!

Anyway, enough talk for now.

Contact Aida-san immediately.

We shall prepare to send this cheating husband to hell.

The Next Day

You took longer than usual this time, Haruka-chan. The Next Day

Yes, well... Apparently, I wasn't his type.

Still, I'm impressed you made the honey trap work in the end nonetheless.

Thanks.

Say...

Do you mind if I ask how I can be more desirable, like you?

You want to be more desirable, Aisaki-sensei?

Well, I happen to be in love.

I see. What's he like?

Well, let's see...

He's pretty normal, I think. He's like any other guy.

How old is he?

Around thirty.

What are his hobbies or favorite foods?

No idea.

Is he single?

Well, of course!

What does he do?

He's a normal salaryman, I believe...

Hmm...

If you want someone that normal to fall for you,

I think just pursuing him normally would be best.

And what do you mean by "pursuing him normally"?

Well, the method I often use is touching them.

Touching them?

Well...

I'll sit next to them wherever we go, then subtly and naturally...

Oh dear, I think I might be a bit drunk...

I-I see! You just made my heart skip a beat even though I'm a woman.

This method works perfectly on most men.

You can also loosen your collar and let him get a glimpse of your cleav—

Er, yeah, maybe you can cook for him?

I appreciate the consideration.

But I've never cooked before.

Well, you can start learning now.

Does he normally cook for himself?

Well, he fixes his own meals,

but it's mostly hot pot and instant noodles.

Hmm...

In that case, you should go with classic meat and potatoes.

It's not at all hard to make,

but they always think it's a huge deal.

It's the best dish to ensure a glowing response from guys.

I see.

Tateyama, can you make meat and potatoes?

No. I don't cook at all either.

That's surprising. You look like you can do anything, Tateyama-san.

Well, my boyfriend doesn't consume food, so...

Don't worry about it.

More importantly, Haruka-chan...

I know that this is forward,

but would you mind teaching me how to make meat and potatoes?

Sure! When would you like to do it?

In that case, how about right now?

I don't have other plans today, so that's fine with me.

I wonder if this is what it will be like if

I marry Senpai and Sara-chan becomes my daughter.

Maybe it won't be so bad after all.

Yeah, this is pretty good for your first try.

But it certainly isn't fit to serve someone yet...

Actually, you can tell that you worked hard on it,

so it might make them happy.

Y-You think so?

Haruka-chan, thanks for everything today.

Would you mind teaching me how to cook more sometime?

I'd be happy to! I'd love to learn more recipes myself.

Let's both get better together.

Yes, I look forward to it.

Kaburaya Detective Agency

Coming! Kaburaya Detective Agency

Kaburaya Detective Agency

Oh, hey. Welcome.

Sara's inside.

Um, Mister...

Here.

These are the documents for the new case.

Thanks.

Welp...

W-Wait.

I-It's almost lunchtime, isn't it?

I happened to make too much food.

Would you take some of it off my hands?

Wow, I didn't know you cooked, Brenda-san.

W-Well, sometimes...

So, what did you make?

Meat and potatoes.

Ah... Sorry, I actually have way too much of that at home right now.

Huh?! You made some too, Sosuke-kun?

No. Remember that Yuna girl I mentioned the other day?

Ooh, so this is meat and potatoes?

Since you said you'd never had it, Sara.

You actually made this for me?

Nothing beats having a best friend!

For reference, how did her meat and potatoes taste?

They were stupidly good.

Huh... I-I see.

She lives alone with her mom, so Yuna apparently does all the cooking.

She's just a middle schooler, but her skills are really impressive.

Before I knew it, I was already asking for seconds...

I (warawa) will wear pigtails! -Yume Mizusawa

#Next Time

The seventh princess, Sara da Odin, no longer exists. #Next Time

#Next Time

Therefore, Livia, live your life as you please in this world. #Next Time

I'm proud to have had someone as loyal as you serve at my side. #Next Time

You humble me with your words. #Next Time

#Next Time