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Welcome

So we both hope to stay a bit more comfortably

You've come to the right place

Please sign here

This is a good place

Mr. and Mrs. Li

The room has been prepared

Good

It's the best room in the hotel

Richardmhave you checked in?

I just have to sign this

Richard

Bai Lanshi

Richard, long time no see!

You look good. You must be doing great

Thank you...

Well, I least expected to meet you here

What's so special about this place?

You don't know? It's a paradise for men

Bai Lanshi, don't forget the party

The party. I won't forget. Okay... I'll come

You must come

Pretty, isn't she?

She has a great body...

her butt is a bit tiny though

Which one?

Hey, she is my wife

You r wife?

Come, let me introduce

This is my wife Jiali

This is Mr. Bai Lanshi

How do you do?

Richard, let's go

Please

Richard, is the view beautiful?

Yeah, it's awesome

Jiali, only if you could see it...

Speak no more. Let's go inside

Hello

Richard?

Bai?

Come down, I will show you around

I can't

Don't you wish to hang out with your friend?

No, I didn't mean that

Come down. I'll wait for you

I will be right there

Q kaY

Who's it?

The friend we met in the lobbyjust now

Bai Lanshi

He insists to take me out

I really don't wish to go

I prefer to stay here with you

No, he is your friend

Go ahead

Well then, I will be back soon

Richard

What time is it?

Half past four

You have 2 hours

Come back soon. I'll wait for you

I've set my alarm now and won't be late

Richard

O kay?

What? Did ya get your wife's permission?

Man, I got only 2 hours

How silly you are

You shouldn't have brought your wife along

Don't make it wrong

Jiali has been blind since she was little

We are here on vacation

Your wife is blind. That's convenient

Let me show you something

No

Richard, enjoy life when you're young

Let's go... Don't be afraid. Let's go

Hello

Hi...

Bye...

Bai, where are we going?

You'll know. Come...

Let me see if I'll get lucky today

Why are you looking at the Cupid?

He is Cupid, right?

My routine before I head out

Ask him?

For what?

He can show us the directions

Let me show you

Q kaY

His arrow points at me. I have his blessings

That means I will have a great night

Let's go. Come on...

This is my friend, Richard, from Hong Kong

He is an incredible lover

Hi

Hi

Get to bed and has a chat

Chatting on the bed?

Don't play innocent, go

Come sit on the bed. Come

We haven't had fun for quite a while

Men are jerks. They really are

Let's leave the room to them

Hey, don't go

Richard, don't be afraid

Enjoy yourself tonight

Trust me, you won't regret this

I'm sorry

Don't say sorry, silly

Take off your glasses now

Your moustache is so cute

Take off your clothes

Come on

Don't be shy

Come on, don't be shy

Come on

Then I'll take off my clothes first

My god, it's half past six

Half past six?

What a useless guy!

Did he touch you, honey?

Is the lift out of order?

SorfY

What's wrong with you?

Are you blind?

Jiali

You're back?

Yeah, Bai kept on discussing business

I couldn't stop him. He kept talking

What business is he in?

Import export trade

Trading?

Yeah, his father had a big export firm

He inherited the firm after his father died

He's doing great now

You're doing great too

Help me to the bedroom

Hello

This is the general manager of the hotel

We'd like to welcome you

Welcome me? Thanks

Why must he call me at this time!

Welcome, sir

Damn it

This is a gift from our general manager

Champagne

Sir, are you alright?

Open...

Richard, Jiali

Welcome to Pattaya

Me too. Wishing you both joy, always

Joyous and cheerful

Mr Bai, your wife is very charming indeed

What wife? That's old-fashioned

If we're happy we stay together

If not we break up

Hi

So you have a lover here, eh !

No wonder you insisted to come here

I don't know her

Why flirt if you don't know her ?

I saw her blowing you a kiss

Aili, you know that guy?

We met in Hawaii in England last year

Hawaii in England?

Yeah, you don't believe me?

Don't bluff. Eat more and talk less

Mr Bai

I heard the girls here are hot. True?

Yeah, girls here are hot

Right

Richard, you must not fool around

Don't lose yourself

lwill...

Danna, tell me

Today is our anniversary

Are you happy?

Happy? You come to my place once a week

I am bored to death

You can go out and have fun...

when you feel bored

But you must not...

find yourself other young men

making me a cuckold

What are you talking about?

I won't fool around with other men

I like your moustache, right

Richard, are you looking at a woman?

No... Yes, but she is terribly ugly

She is too ugly to describe

Looking at her, I lose my appetite

Right, Bai Lanshi?

Ouch

sorry...

Go to the washroom

What happened? Someone spilt the wine?

Yeah

Go clean it now

Q kaY

- Go on -l'm going

HurTY

Richard

Richard

Richard

Yes

What are you doing?

Nothing

What are you thinking about?

Nothing

You seem preoccupied

Are you thinking of that ugly woman?

No... Jiali, don't imagine things

Oh yes, you forgot to take your sleeping pills

You are absent-minded

You forgot to give them to me

Goodnight. Have a sweet dream

Same to you

What's wrong with you?

Are you crazy?

Who is it?

So it's you girls

What are you little ones looking at?

Have you no shame?

Who's it? We just made love. No big deal

You didn't do it before?

We weren't peeping

We're here to ask if you want to go swimming

To be honest,

what's the fun in making love all day?

Swimming is much more fun

Swimming? Okay

Bai Lanshi, let's get Richard too

Alright

Hello

Richard

Bai

It's late, you ain't asleep yet?

Sleep? Wouldn't that be a waste of time?

The night is young

You forget this is men's heaven

The night has just begun

So what's the plan?

Oh, going to the beach

The beach?

Hurry, come

Richard, come...

Come

Come...

Come here

Come...

Look, Richard breaks the rule

What should we do?

He should take off his pants

Help me

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HelP

Don't go...

How about taking along their clothes with us?

Alright, let them walk back naked

Richard, bye

What should we do now?

Damn it

Come back

What the hell!

We have to walk back naked

Let's go

You've arrived the hotel

lam still far away from home

Richard, give me the palm leaf

No

Then I have to take it by force

Did we take the wrong flight?

No, what do you mean?

I thought I was in Denmark

You look terrific

Why don't you come to my room for a drink?

I'm sure we'd enjoy ourselves

Come on, it's right here

No...

I know we'd have a good time

Hey, what's wrong?

You didn't sleep well last night?

Yeah

Jiali, why don't we go to the beach?

Okay, after I get changed

You wait here. I won't belong

Richard, what are you doing?

L... Nothing

Richard, you haven't changed yet!

Thought I'll stay back all the same

What's the matter with you?

Just now you said you wanted to go to the beach

You see... I don't want you to get tired

Since you insist, we might as well go

Hey, Bai Lanshi

Richard

Why don't you swim?

I would rather be here with you

Richard, who was it?

Dunno... just someone passing by. It's hot

So hot! I better go for a splash

Hi

Looking for me, is it?

Yes... How did you guess?

Men are easy to read

Why're you wearing that old-fashioned hat?

I feel safe with it

Nonsense

I guess you are afraid of your wife, right?

No...

Don't lie to me

Your wife tagged along, right?

How long are you going to stay?

2 weeks

So you got only 2 weeks' time

For what?

Fooling around

Need my help?

I'll be on top

You pig, what's wrong with you?

Are you blind...

or you have your eyes on your buttocks?

Lunatic

You called me a lunatic?

You are a lunatic

How dare you mess with me?

You are a damn lunatic...

Richard, it's you !

I'm sorry...

Richard

Why are you here alone? Where's your wife?

She's taking a nap

I was bored, so came out for a stroll

Bored? See I told you before

You got fame and money,

but you don't know how to enjoy them

That's why you feel bored

Yeah, be a man

What's the fun in sticking with your wife

Oh yeah, there's a party this evening

Want to come?

Come on. It will be fun

Party?

Hi

How amusing could this be? Come along man

Richard

Excuse me

Come, let me show you something

What's wrong?

Are they pi rates?

The world reform fund

What?

The world reform fund

For a better world,

you ought to donate

Oh, okay

Hi, Richard

Hi, Annie

Come on

Richard, let me tell you...

wine can give you a lift from sorrow

It can also make someone drop her pants

It's your chance. Go

Go, I will help you

Look who is here?

It's you

Stop drinking

I like to drink

Let's go out for a ride

No, unless...

Unless what?

Unless you drink the glass for me

No problem. Come on... Drink it...

I can't drink

Drink it

I can't drink

Come on

Richard

No...

Where are you going?

Hi...

What are you looking at?

Always ogling at other women !

This time Richard would be able to make it

It's a good chance. Don't let it pass by

You want to cheat but are afraid to

I can't do it...

Oh, you can't do it!

You have a great body...

as strong like a bull

However, you can't do it

Not that. My wife is in the hotel

Your wife? What are you afraid of?

Fooling around ain't such a big deal

Your wife can also date other men

Come in. Why do you stay outside?

Go. She has invited you in

Go on

Don't blame me for taking the chance...

If you don't go in

lwill

Go. Come on

Go

Why are you standing there?

Iam thirsty. Give me some water

Wate r? O kay

It's hot. Come on

Please help me to undress

What? Undress you? Yes

At the back

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You're naughty

lquit

Can't hear anything. Let's squat down to listen

Just take a look at that

What are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

Bai Lanshi, they touched me. Beat them up

Just watch it...

Chinese Kungfu. Okay, we're going

Just cool it, men, we're going

See?

See how good I am?

Yeah right. Show me in bed then

Why are you staring at me?

Pass me my clothes, please

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You're naughty

Please don't

Please don't

You're naughty

It's here

What's here?

I've got my period

Your period?

Are you serious?

Sorry to disappoint you

Had enough fun. I am exhausted

You go back to your wife now...

or she will find out

When can I see you again?

Tomorrow noon

Where?

Roman Empire

You can always find me in the hotel

You must come

lwill

Roman Empire

Hello

Hello

Dandan?

It's you? Couldn't locate the Roman Empire?

Yes, but you didn't show up

I waited for you

Can you please stop laughing?

I want...

Richard, I want to go to bed now

Could you bring me the sleeping pills?

Okay, just a minute

Cowa rd

Richard, can I have my pills now?

Iam mixing them with milk

You better hang up now

Or your wife will find out

Aren't you afraid of her?

Who says I am afraid of my wife ?

Then let's meet at the beach tomorrow morning

Will you come?

The beach? In the morning?

You dare not?

I dare not? Who says so?

Dare not?

Dare not?

I dare...

Of course I dare

Okay, you have guts

Okay then, see you at the beach tomorrow

You must come

I will come. I will

A promise is a promise

Richard

Bye

Richard

What took you so long?

Who were you talking to?

Have a seat

Oh, it was that Bai Lanshi

He kept talking and wouldn't hang up

So annoying

It's late. Who is it?

Richard

Who were you talking to just now?

My call couldn't get through

ls it Bai Lanshi?

Didn't you just phone Richard?

Why are you here so soon?

He called me from the lobby

ls that right, Bai?

What's up, Bai Lanshi?

Something terrible happened

My father is dead !

Richard said...

your father died a long time ago

You got 2 fathers?

I meant my godfather

So it's like that!

Yes

Then you're here...?

Right, Richard

my godfather treated me like his own son

He's dead. I must do my duty as a son

But there are too many things to take care of

I can't do it on my own

So I want to ask Richard for help

Jiali, do you mind?

It's Richard's decision. You should ask him

Richard, first, gather friends and family

Second, a proper funeral

Third, a copper coffin for a grand burial

Yes. I ag ree

Fourth, the hearse will be ready at midnight

Certainly

See you soon

You must come. Don't be late

I won't

Jiali, I must go now

Richard. Don't forget it.

Must you go right away?

I really don't wish to leave you

But a friend needs my help

How can I refuse?

Then drink your milk before you go

Q kaY

Good night. Have a sweet dream

Same to you

You go to bed now. I got to change

I don't want to go to bed

I would like to stay up for a while

You go change now

Then I'm off

Bye

Think I don't know...

...you are fooling around with Bai Lanshi?

Seeing other women behind my back? No way

Got you

Please don't

I want it... I love you

Please don't

Come to my room tonight if you love me

I can't wait

What's the matter?

Richard, it's you?

It's you two

What the hell are you doing?

Sorry, Bai Lanshi. I thought she was...

What's wrong with you?

Go back to your wife

It will work this time

Darling

Come on, darling

I am powerful now

I AM a great lover

No. It's not that. Look

There is a guy on the balcony

Go check it out

There is nobody

There is a guy

I can't see anyone

Go check it out. There's a guy there

Come on

Go

There is no one on the balcony

I saw a guy. I swear

What the hell!

It's over

Hello

You're naughty

5K0 P

The key is here

Done

You've had 3 glasses. Can you do it?

I can't wait

Here comes the superman again

There is a guy on the balcony

Who is it again?

There really is a guy. Check it out, quick

Could you be wrong?

No, I'm not

I can't see anyone

Are you doing this on purpose?

There was a guy

I don't care if there's a man...

or there's a ghost

I can't wait anymore

Go

What's wrong with you?

Damn it

It's midnight. There is no one outside

What's wrong with you?

Why do you keep seeing things?

Look, I can't do it now

Here. Lisa said you are not a man

Go find her and...

show her how great you are

See you

I will show you how great I am in bed

Don't you ever say I am useless

Be quiet...

You are useless

I doubled the dosage this time

It will work

I am crazy

Come on, what are you doing?

Here comes the superman again

AQUY

A guy again

What's wrong with you?

I did see a guy

There isn't

On the balcony

You saw a guy again?

Yes

This is outrageous

Good Evening, sir

Don't good evening me

We request for another room immediately

Darling, open the door. It's me

It's no good

ls it your uncle?

No time for jokes. Hide yourself now

Where?

Under the table. Go...

Danna

Wait a minute

Hurry. Come on

Your butt

What are you doing, Danna?

Coming

Danna, open the door

Why are you went to bed early?

There is only me and I got nothing to do

Wait outside

Yes, boss

What brings you here today?

I don't want you to feel lonely

Don't flatter me. I'm used to it

Look what I have brought you?

Let me tell you

It the wine with penes of 9 different animals

What's so good about it?

It's super. When you drink it

You can make love for 3 days and nights...

and won't let me go

Then I don't want it

You don't want it?

I asked a friend to get it from Spain

I won't drink it

If I drink it, can you stay here for 3 days?

L...

What is it ?

Nothing. I meant...

If I drink it, I'll get hot

You can't bear it

You haven't answered my question

Are you going to stay for 3 days and nights?

Tell me

Will you stay?

Go now

Tell me, will you stay?

Tell me

You tell me

Will you stay? Tell me

I don't want to know

Even I can't stay for 3 days and nights,

I'll squeeze out some time for you

Really?

Listen, if you lie to me

I will find another man

You dare? If you find another man

I won't go easy on you

Go to hell

Come on, drink the wine

I shall take a bath

Damn it

I have never seen a woman so angry

She's like a tigress

Yelling and swearing, so annoying

Quiet

Be quiet

Yeah, it's late. Keep your voice down

She said she was looking for Wang Jun

Who's Wang Jun? How would I know,

isn't that right?

That's true

I don't know any Wang Jun

But I do know a Wang Ba (bastard) though

Wang Jun? Wang Jun?

Wang Jun is our boss

She is now searching the 2nd floor

She will reach this floor soon

It will be a quite a scene

Let's wait and see

Go...

Go tell our boss

Go

Go tell our boss now

Wait

Boss, open the door

Open the door

Boss

What is it?

It's no good...

Something terrible will happen

It's terrible...

It's a disaster

Damn you. Tell me what it is

Mrs. Wang is here

She is now searching the 2nd floor

She is heading for this floor now

Mrs. Wang is here

My wife?

My grandpa is here. I must go now

See you

Go. Hurry

Come back

Wait for me...

Thank you for your help

It's you

Of course it's me. Wang Jun won't be back

Why did you come back?

I can't leave you

Richard, I want you. I need you

I want you too. I want to have you forever

Then let's elope

Good idea

lam better than that Wang Jun

He is rich. I am rich too.

He has a moustache. I have one too.

He can make love to you for 3 days and nights

only with the help of the wine with penes...

I can make it 9 days and nights without help

Really? Are you prepared to elope with me?

You don't believe me? I can swear

I will run away with you...

no matter what

You are not afraid of Wang Jun?

Wang Jun? I am not afraid of him

I will run away with you...

even if he cuts off my penis

No, he can cut your anything else off

but not your penis

Danna, here I come

Richard

Danna...

Danna, here I come

Richard, give it to me?

Don't worry, it's yours

It's yours

Richard

Damn it

How dare you sleep with my woman?

Asshole

I will punish you for that. Catch him

Don't let him run away. Go catch him

We will catch you. Stop

We will catch you...

Go down. Hurry

What are you doing here? Go down

Damn you, leave your hat. Catch him

I will catch you

Hurry...

Where is he?

Over there. Don't let him run away

HurTY

Idiot

Over there. We will catch him

HurTY

He went that way

You two go over there

You two come with me

Smart kid

Asshole

You can't run now, huh!

I will punish you for sleeping with my woman

Let me explain

I don't want to listen

Men

Yes, boss

Hold him. I will cut off his penis

HelP

Richard... what is it...

It has been cut off...

What has been cut off?

My penis

You're dreaming. It's still intact

Still attached? Still intact...

So it was all a dream

You're finally awake!

Jiali, why am I in the hospital?

You drank my milk that night

I could not wake you up

So I had you sent to the hospital

Why would I drink your milk?

You must understand I had to do this

I didn't want you to go out with Bai Lanshi,

so I swapped your glass with mine

You slept immediately after drinking the milk

so you could not go out

I didn't expect...

So this is how it went!

Mr Lin

Mr Li, bon voyage

Hope to see you again

Thank you...

- Bye - Bye

Richard, we were supposed to meet that night

Why didn't you show up?

Right, we waited for you

Bai, I've thought about it

We can't live our lives like that

We can't?

Are you alright?

You have changed

Bai, there is a Cantonese saying

What goes around, comes around

I've got to go. Bye

Bye

Bye...

Such a fool. Doesn't know how to enjoy life

Feel the love, experiment

Bai Lanshi...

What are you looking? Let's go

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