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He gave me this ticket for blocking
an aisle during the rush hour.
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I don't understand. I was in the slow lane.
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I just stopped a moment
at the condiment sheIf
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where the store's having
a "get acquainted" saIe
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on Low Calorie Calories.
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Tonight's play is not unrelated
to this milieu.
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It is called Lamb to the Slaughter.
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But before we see it, the store
has asked that I direct your attention
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to their very best bargain.
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(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
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Hello, love.
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MARY: Darling, is something the matter?
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Are they badgering you
about that Manetti case again?
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Is that what's the trouble?
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Well, try not to think about it for a while.
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I hate to see you getting all tired
and worried like this.
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Darling, why don't you take off
your coat and then
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you can sit yourself down
comfortably and relax?
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We certainly don't have to go out to dinner
if you don't want to.
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I'll call Molly and tell her
you're much too tired.
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Would you like me to do that?
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She'll understand. I know she will.
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And I'll cook you some nice supper
right here at home.
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There's plenty of meat
in the freezer.
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We'll have a nice roast.
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It'll just take a little longer to cook,
that's all.
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While it's in the oven,
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I'll slip out to the corner
and get some vegetables.
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Oh, before I forget I must tell you,
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old Mrs. Keating gave me
the ring test today.
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You know, where they have
a ring on a bit of string
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and dangle it over your tummy.
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And guess what? It's a boy.
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There's absolutely no doubt about it,
she says.
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She's never been wrong yet
in her whole life.
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Isn't that exciting?
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Where are you going?
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Well, to the garage,
to get the meat out of the freezer.
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Sit down. Sit down a minute.
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Patrick, what is all this?
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What's wrong, darling?
Please tell me.
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This is going to come as a bit
of shock to you.
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I hope you won't blame me
too much.
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I'd never blame you, darling,
you know that.
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The truth is, Mary,
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I want to leave you.
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You understand me, don't you?
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I want to leave you.
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You don't mean that.
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Yes, I do mean it.
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And what's more, I want a divorce.
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There's someone else I want to marry.
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That really is all there is to it.
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I love her and she loves me.
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Now, we got to be sensible about it all.
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Calm and sensible.
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I'll arrange for the divorce.
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Naturally you can have the baby
when it comes.
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You'll have some money.
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Sorry, I can't give you a lot
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but you'll get along all right.
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I'll get you your supper.
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Get what?
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Oh yes, yes,
you must have your supper, darling.
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(STAMMERING)
I wouldn't ever let you go
without your supper.
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You'll feel better
when you've had something to eat.
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MARY: What are you doing?
I'm leaving.
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Patrick, you can't.
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You can't go. You can't. You can't.
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PATRICK: No?
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Patrick, I won't let you.
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I won't! I won't! I won't!
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No sense getting
hysterical about this whole thing.
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Patrick, I mean it!
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Try and stop me.
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Hello, Molly?
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Listen, darling, Patrick's just come home
and he's utterly exhausted, poor thing.
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Yeah, he's had a terribly rough day.
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So I was wondering,
would you mind terribly
if we didn't come over tonight?
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I knew you wouldn't.
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You're an angel, Molly.
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No, no, it's nothing like that.
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He's just been working too hard,
that's all.
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Well, maybe we'll see you
over the weekend.
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Yeah, that would be lovely.
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Yes, goodbye, dear.
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Bye.
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Hello, Operator?
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Operator, quick,
give me the police. Quickly!
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You've got to help us,
Mrs. Maloney.
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You think you can
pull yourself together now
and talk to me a little?
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Yes, I'll try.
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I'll do my best.
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Now tell me.
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Is this exactly what the room
looked like when you walked In?
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Yes.
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You haven't touched a thing?
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Well, all except Patrick.
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I came in the front door
and I saw him lying there
like that and I...
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You did what when you saw him?
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Well, I tried to talk to him.
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Then I saw that he was dead
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and I ran to the phone.
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I see.
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Now, what time was it when you went out?
Can you tell us that?
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Oh, I think it was
about 20 minutes ago.
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It's 6:14 now.
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You think it was around 5 to 6?
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Yes, I think so.
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Print man and photographer
are coming in now.
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Oh, I want to see them.
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And we've got a man out front
and one at the back.
Good.
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All right, now listen, fellows.
Let's have a real thorough job here.
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Take all the time you need.
It's the Chief.
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(WHISTLING)
Mike, you tell them what we want.
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And get some pictures
right away before
the doc comes along
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and starts shoving things about.
Okay, get going.
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Mrs. Maloney, do you usually
go out shopping so late?
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Excuse me, but I have
to ask you these questions.
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Oh, I understand.
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Well, no, I don't.
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As a matter of fact,
we were going out for dinner
tonight with some friends
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but Patrick seemed
so terribly tired
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that I just called up
and cancelled.
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Now, who did you call?
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Molly, Molly Vandenoord.
They live on South Street.
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And when your husband
came in,
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did it seem to you
that there might have been
something on his mind?
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Do you think he was worried
about anything?
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No, no, not especially.
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Just seemed terribly tired.
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I see.
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(CAR DOOR CLOSING)
And when he first came in I...
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Oh, excuse me.
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Who did it?
No idea.
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See what you can find out,
will you, Doc?
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Is that his wife?
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Yes.
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You'd better take her
in the next room.
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Okay.
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Let's go into another room
for a while, shall we?
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You'll be more comfortable there
and then we can talk easier, too.
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I don't want to.
I want to stay here.
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Please let me stay here. I'll be all right.
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00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,858
You got something
cooking in the kitchen here?
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Yes, yes,
that was his supper.
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But I thought you didn't have
any supper in the house.
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Wasn't that why you went out?
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00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,994
Well, yes,
but I had to get some vegetables.
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I had plenty of meat.
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I always keep plenty of meat in the freezer.
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Well?
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It looks like a severely
fractured base to me.
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Just one blow,
right on the back ofthe head.
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What with?
Can you make a guess?
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I can up to a point, yes.
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It's bound to be something heavy,
that's obvious.
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But it isn't sharp.
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At least, I don't think
there are any sharp edges on it.
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No? Why do you say that?
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Well, look for yourself.
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The skin on the scalp
isn't even broken.
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It isn't a hammer,
for instance.
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More like a large club
of some sort.
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Aclub?
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DOCTOR: Yes, something
shaped like a club anyway.
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Smooth and rounded at the end.
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That's my guess.
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See you later, Doc.
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Let me know as soon
as you're through at the lab.
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I'll do that.
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(CAR DOORS CLOSING)
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Is this glass dusted?
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MAN: Yeah.
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Mrs. Maloney, you said you didn't
notice anything particularly unusual
about your husband's behavior
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when he came in this evening?
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No, not especially.
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He just seemed terribly tired.
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I see he had a drink.
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He usually took soda,
didn't he?
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Yes. I guess so.
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And ice of course.
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MARY: Mmm-hmm.
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This evening
he took it straight.
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And with his coat on, right?
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Yes, I suppose he did.
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Nowthink hard, Mrs. Maloney.
Please.
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He comes in the door.
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So what's the first thing
he does after that?
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He kissed me.
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Now wait, and please excuse me
for asking you these questions,
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but I'm simply trying to find out
whether or not there was something
on your husband's mind
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when he came home.
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You're quite sure he kissed you?
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It wasn't you that kissed him?
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He kissed me.
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Okay.
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Now he walks
straight over there
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and pours himself
a shot of neat whiskey.
Am I right?
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Mmm-hmm. Well...
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He doesn't usually have a drink
before he takes his coat off,
does he?
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00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,026
No, I guess not.
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You saw all this and you still
didn't think he was a worried man?
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I told you.
I just thought he was very tired.
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You know what I think, Mrs. Maloney?
I think he was desperately worried.
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And if we can only find out
why this was, then perhaps we'll
be able to get somewhere.
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Well, Iwish I could help you more.
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The other thing
I want to find is the weapon.
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Hey, Mike.
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Now look, I want you
to go outside right away
and comb every inch ofthe garden.
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Have those fellows out there help you.
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See what you can find. Get some flashlights.
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I'll check the rest ofthe house.
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Right.
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Mrs. Maloney.
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Yes?
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You know, somehow
I don't believe that this
was a premeditated murder.
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Nor was it a professional job.
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I think it was a quarrel.
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And then someone lost their temper.
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And then...
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Well, perhaps this person,
whoever it was, simply
grabbed hold of some object
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that happened to be
close at hand and swung
at your husband.
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The point is this.
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If I'm right,
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then the weapon they used was probably
something that was already in this house.
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Now then, here's where you
may be able to help us out.
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First of all,
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can you tell me ifthere's anything
missing from this room
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that could have
been used as a weapon?
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Take your time.
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Well, I'm not sure
what sort ofthing you mean.
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Well, something like
a club, for instance.
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Aclub?
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You mean like a baseball bat?
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Yes! Exactly!
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No there isn't any
baseball bat in the house.
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00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,286
All right, how about a door stopper
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or a heavy metal vase or...
Well, anything you like.
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You understand what I mean,
don't you?
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00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,801
Well, yes, I think so.
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It's just...
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Well, it's so hard to remember
everything that's in the house.
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Are you nearly through now?
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Uh-huh.
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Say, what time have you got?
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10:15.
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Thanks.
Mrs. Maloney.
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Yes?
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You're quite sure
you wouldn't want someone
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to take you over
to Mrs. Vandenoord's
house tonight?
252
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,160
Oh, no, thank you.
253
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,962
I just couldn't go anywhere
at the moment.
254
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,866
Then you ought to
go to bed and lie down.
255
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,906
Either Mike or I
will be around all night,
so you don't have to worry.
256
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,032
It's all right. I may do that.
257
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,115
There's something fishy
about this case.
258
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,380
Go on.
259
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,249
I don't believe there ever
was a fight in this room.
260
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,086
I think someone purposely
fixed it up afterwards
261
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,853
to make it look
as though there'd been one.
262
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:28,916
You do?
263
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,518
I'll tell you why.
264
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,622
It isn't humanly possible
to club a man hard
on the back ofthe head
265
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,496
right here,
in the middle of a fight.
266
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,331
Not unless there were two people.
267
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,563
That's right.
268
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,764
But I don't think
there were two people.
269
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,138
Or unless he got
knocked out during the fight
270
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,144
and the other fellow hit him
while he was lying on the floor.
271
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,975
Nobody knocked him out first.
272
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:53,041
There isn't a single bruise
or scratch on his entire body.
Only where he was hit.
273
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,986
And another thing.
274
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,681
He was carrying a gun,
wasn't he?
275
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,916
Sure was.
276
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,548
Then why didn't he draw it?
277
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,990
You know why?
278
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,154
Because he didn't even realize
he was being threatened.
279
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,591
Well, in that case the killer
was probably someone
he knew pretty well.
280
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,133
Exactly.
281
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,234
Do you think
it could've been a woman?
282
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,135
Why do you say that?
283
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,195
WeII,
284
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,040
you know as well as I do
our friend here used to fool
around a bit now and again.
285
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,705
Yeah, I see what you mean.
286
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:26,276
Well, anyway, we got to find that weapon.
287
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,110
Didn't anyone think to turn offthat oven?
288
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,826
Whatever it is,
it'll sure as heck
be ruined by now.
289
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,057
Hey, that looks all right.
290
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,567
It sure does.
291
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:47,164
That's mighty peculiar,
isn't it?
292
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,537
I'd have thought
it would've been burned
to a crisp by now.
293
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,905
Yeah, me too.
294
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,604
Well, maybe it takes longer
according to how big it is.
295
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,044
Well, this is
a big one all right.
296
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,638
You're darn right it's big.
297
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,945
Jack, would you turn that off
for me, please?
298
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,381
It's all right. It's not spoiled.
299
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:03,853
I can see that.
300
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:07,290
What I really came in for
was to ask if you'd like
to have a cup of coffee.
301
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,691
You must be terribly tired by now,
both of you.
302
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,263
I'm sorry I didn't think of it sooner.
303
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,060
Well, that's isn't necessary, Ma'am.
304
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,896
You mustn't bother about us.
305
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,629
Well, Patrick,
would never forgive me
306
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,762
if I didn't look after you properly.
307
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,101
He always used to tell me
308
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,606
how grateful he was
in the old days
309
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,836
when somebody would
offer him a cup of coffee
310
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,741
when he couldn't get home for a meal.
311
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:30,145
He said that's the least you can do
when somebody's trying to help you out.
312
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,946
JACK: Well, it certainly is good of you.
MAN: It sure is.
313
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,519
I'll tell you what,
314
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,423
why don't you help yourselves
to some ofthis too.
315
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,221
No, we couldn't do that,
Mrs. Maloney.
316
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,318
Wouldn't dream of it.
317
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,761
We'll be sending out
for a couple of sandwiches
in a little while.
318
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,629
Oh, no. Now, please.
Eat this instead.
319
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,862
I'll only have to throw it
out if you don't.
320
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,460
But what about you, ma'am?
321
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,199
Me?
322
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:57,265
Oh, no,
I couldn't touch a thing,
believe me.
323
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,833
Give some to the others too.
324
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,175
They must be absolutely
famished by this time,
325
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:04,410
particularly those two
standing out there in the cold.
326
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:08,041
Ask them all in, why don't you,
and give them a nice hot meal.
327
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,150
It's very good meat, I promise you that.
328
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,658
Boy, this is great.
329
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,492
Best piece of meat
I've had in months.
330
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,191
She said to finish it,
didn't she, Jack?
331
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,460
She did.
332
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:25,401
I'd like to have a piece ofthis brown,
crispy stuff left on the end here.
333
00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:27,564
Suppose it'll be all right
to take this bone home to my dog?
334
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,074
Sure, she said she never
wants to see it again.
335
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:31,473
She was cooking it for her old man,
that's why.
336
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,511
He missed a real nice meal.
337
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,280
Not so loud, fellows.
Take it easy.
338
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,913
MAN 1: You got any dope
on this case yet, Jack?
339
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,383
JACK: Not a lot.
340
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,352
No one's found the weapon.
341
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,981
Doc says it's probably
some sort of a club.
342
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,685
MAN 2: You mean like
a shillelagh or something?
343
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,161
Something heavy, anyway.
Must have weighed
about eight or nine pounds.
344
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,199
Whoever did it, they're not
going to carry a thing
like that around
345
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,460
longer than they need.
346
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,832
Personally I think
it's here on the premises.
347
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:04,441
Well, for all we know
it might be right under
our very noses.
348
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,772
(LAUGHING)
349
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,016
Well, that's the way
the ol' meatball bounces.
350
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:24,051
As for Mary Maloney
she would have gone scot free
351
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:28,190
if she hadn't tried to do in
her second husband the same way.
352
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:31,065
Unfortunately, he was the forgetful type
353
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,299
and had forgotten to plug in the freezer.
354
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,302
The meat was as soft as jelly.
355
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:42,847
Speaking of plugs
that is precisely what our sponsor
wants to do for his product,
356
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,748
after which I'll wheel back.
357
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,817
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
358
00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,984
those of us who work in television
359
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,154
have a technical term
for this part ofthe program.
360
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,824
We call it the end.
361
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,995
Next week we shall
be back with another story...
362
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,626
(HORNS HONKING)
363
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,269
I'm gonna go, now,
I can't risk another ticket.
Good night.
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