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The End!

"When they step out of their homes,"

"they stir up a storm,"

"Like the black shadows of the night, they bring chaos into your lives,"

"they make everyone dance to the tune of their terror,"

"They are a twisted mystery, and if you get trapped, there is no escape"

"I had heard this story from the queen of angels in heaven who resides,"

"They will come and go and you'll be none the wiser,"

"For they are thieves!"

"They are thieves!"

"They are thieves!"

"They will first steal your dreams,"

"Then they will steal your sleep as well."

"Then they will look into your eyes,"

"And they will also steal all your happiness away."

"They are like a wildfire, they cannot be stopped,"

"They are like bad luck, turning everything into dust,"

"I had heard this story from the queen of angels in heaven who resides,"

"They will come and go and you'll be none the wiser,"

"For they are thieves!"

"They are thieves!"

"They are like the dark pits of molten lava,"

"They arrive like a tornado,"

"They will twist your destiny ,"

"And then they will whisk away your wealth,"

"These disease ridden souls will infest your lives, "

"They can stop the time and choke you holding the secrets of this night,"

"I had heard this story from the queen of angels in heaven who resides,"

"They will come and go and you'll be none the wiser,"

"For they are thieves!"

Pass it to me.

What the...!

The ball... Sir!

Kiss the ball goodbye.

'Crime Reporter Lenny D'souza'

'Devoted Husband by default,' 'Reporter by profession,'

'And shameless by nature.'

- Sir, please. - Please give it back.

- Sir! - No, sir. - Please sir! - Mom will scold me.

- Please! - No!

No, it's the only ball we have!

My ball!

How will we play now?

Play with him. He looks like a ball too.

- Sir... - Sorry.

It happened by mistake.

Go, play football.

'Roshni D'souza'

'Wife of the year.'

This tiger is hungry, baby!

Sorry baby, but the tigress is very tired.

Hey!

Come on!

Roshni!

Open the door, baby. I am really starving.

Oh, she opened it.

Baby...

People's careers are in a soup,

and you cannot even make a decent lentil soup?

Shut up, Lenny.

I feel so bad.

I was making it, especially for you. But it all got burnt.

If cooking was cricket,

then you'd be its Cristiano Ronaldo.

The two have nothing to do with each other.

Haha, so funny.

Really... funny, huh?

- Hey! - Oh wow, you look so handsome.

Eww!

You smell so bad. Go shower.

- Go. - Only if you come with me.

- GO! - Hey!

- Come. - No.

It will be fun.

- No! Go right now otherwise I'll... - Okay, okay. Sure?

Are you sure? Okay, okay!

Looks like madam's in a naughty mood tonight.

Meow!

"Neither wine, nor other women, nor the bartender..."

"Neither wine, nor other women, nor the bartender..."

- "Nor the wine glass makes me happy." - Go.

"I'm only happy when you're with me."

"When you're with me..."

"When you're with me..."

- "When you're with me..." - "When..."

Baby!

Did you drop something?

Yes, baby. The grinder slipped and fell.

I'm making a chutney sandwich for you.

- Shower fast. - Oh.

You also come fast.

Shower together, save water!

Coming, baby!

Okay, okay! I'm waiting, I'm waiting!

Damn it!

Baby?

Damn, this city and it's random power cuts...

Baby!

Roshni!

Roshni!

Where did she go in this darkness?

Roshni?

Baby?

Baby?

Wifey?

What are you doing? I got scared.

Using my inner glow, baby.

So baby...

Tonight, after dinner, in the dark,

you and I...

Will play hide and seek?

Oh!

Yeah, why not?

But before that, be a nice husband,

and get us some eggs and bread.

Because I couldn't finish making the chutney,

and the lentil soup is... burnt.

Oi Tiger!

Don't forget to get one more thing.

What? Dessert.

Now, where will I go looking for dessert during a blackout?

Try a chemist.

Oh!

Sorry.

Which flavour?

I love strawberries.

I love strawberries too, baby.

Even if I have to go to Mahabaleshwar to get the strawberries,

I will go on one leg.

Bye! See you soon.

My child has a test in the morning!

When will it be back?

I'll check. I'll figure it out.

Calm down, everyone.

I'll check, please calm down.

Ravi? Ravi!

'Ravi Saxena,'

'That friend of the hero who doesn't force comedy in the movie.'

What are you doing here?

Lenny!

Speak of the devil!

I was just about to call you.

But the network keeps dropping. I am unable to book a cab.

- The network-- - What happened to your leg?

This? I slipped in the dark and sprained it.

Now, it will be a sin for me to send a patient home like this.

Get in, I'll drop you.

- Pulling my leg, huh? - Get in.

I almost came face to face with death today, all thanks to you.

Why weren't you answering my calls?

I'm so sorry, man.

There was an emergency at home.

Emergency? All okay?

Yes, I came here to collect Papa's reports.

What happened to uncle?

What does the report say?

We don't know as yet. All thanks to the power cut.

The nurse said she'll print it after the power's restored.

Give me the receipt. I'll collect it on my way to the office.

No!

- Seriously, don't stress. - Come on, man.

No stress.

Why don't we go to your place after office tomorrow instead?

I'll meet Roshni, have tea, and collect the report.

Perfect! Perfect plan.

I hope you can digest her burnt lentil soup.

She burnt it?

Awesome!

There is no power here either?

Looks like a major transformer failure.

Right. Seems like there's a blackout in the entire city.

Tell me.

why don't you drive your car?

Because I hate Pune traffic.

If I want to spend my life driving a car,

then I'd rather become a cab driver.

I'll make more money too.

That's true.

Or I could wear a unicorn t-shirt like you.

Fly and reach anywhere on time.

- What say? - What the hell!

It's because of the blackout.

I didn't even realise that I'd worn Roshni's t-shirt.

This is so embarrassing.

Such a jerk

You are a jerk! Why?

Why don't you move to the city side?

No, this works.

Move into a building with proper amenities and live in peace.

Anything's better than this wreck.

Is it raining?

Huh?

Yes.

Damn, the eggs and bread!

You should leave.

Shit-shit-shit!

I gotta go, Roshni must be waiting.

- Yes, go-go-go. - Okay.

- Bye. - Bye. See you tomorrow.

Bye-bye-bye!

'Wassup, Pune!'

'This is Radhika from 96.8 FM.'

'What's wrong? Facing a power cut, huh?'

'Don't worry,'

'the whole city is facing a blackout.'

'Officials say repairs are underway,'

and the power supply will be soon be restored.

'Until then, I'll give you company.'

'Now presenting to you, Vishal Mishra's latest chartbuster, "Chitralekha"

'I am Time.'

'Your bad luck,'

'is about to meet this key of destiny.'

'A tsunami of happiness...'

'is about to alter your destiny.'

'Your time is about to change,'

'And this no-budget film is still going to explode.'

'I am Time.'

"O' Chitralekha,"

"From the time I saw you,"

"I knew that my luck was going to change"

"No more dry spell, it started raining, my heart no more is paining,"

"This song plays in my heart,"

Hey... anyone alive in here?

"What is love?"

"What do you gain?"

"I started feeling restless, your touch had me breathless"

"I am ready to give up everything for you,"

"My life,"

- Hey... hey! Stop! - a broken stepney.

"Your love engine has me flying -that made the world jealous"

"of my happiness. "

"Cozy nights and pillow talks about our dreams,"

"were hidden like a treasure within you."

"I feel like I am gaming, my heart no more is paining,"

"This song plays in my heart,"

"O' Chitralekha,"

"O' Chitralekha,"

"I am a killer as well, I rule everyone hearts as well,"

"I steal hearts and give everyone sleepless nights,"

"This is my only fault,"

"I never break my promises,"

"I am never scared of death,"

"King! Yeah, I'm a King!"

"King! O' King!"

"King! Yeah, I'm a King!"

"The King of all!"

SHIT!

Shit...

Hello? Hey...

Hey...

- Hey... you did this? - Man, this is...

What happened?

What have you done, man!! You ran over him!

Calm down, guys. Did you even see what happened?

- Don't you know how to drive? - Did you see what happened?!

What have you done, man!!

- Call the police! Call the police! - Stop it, man! Hold your horses!

- It was dark, bro. There is no electricity. - POLICE!!!

A car's headlight doesn't run on electricity

POLICE!!!

'Drunkard!'

'The only two alphabets he learnt in school were - JD'

Stop shouting, bro.

Trust me, I swear...

It was dark. I didn't see him.

He was wearing black and standing in the middle of the road.

The car's headlight wasn't on?

It's on, man.

But the whole city is facing a blackout.

He came out of nowhere. I swear, I didn't see him.

He came out of nowhere. I swear, I didn't see him. What do you mean, you didn't see him?

O' naïve one,

because of you,

This innocent man has gone to his grave

Wait...

wait here,

as I'll inform the police, o' dear.

- Is he mad or what? - Who is he? This wacko?

Listen dude, threatening to call the police won't work with me.

I know the rules. I am a reporter.

- A reporter? - Yes, a journalist.

I see.

Then put a note on your head that reads,

"I'm a killer journalist!'

What is this drunkard doing here? Someone talk sense into him.

Keep your threats for later, okay?

First, help me pick him up and take him to the hospital.

Give us a hand, bro.

- Help? - Right.

ME?

You won't help? You a king or something?

Come on, give us a hand. Lift him up.

Careful...

Careful... rest his head on the backrest.

Easy, easy. thank you

Thank you, guys.

- Thank you. - Take him to the hospital. Hurry up.

Hey!

Where do you think you're going?

Wherever you go, is where I go.

Stop it, poetaster!

I'm taking him to a hospital. Get down.

The living belong on a hospital bed,

The graveyard is where we take the dead.

Don't act smart with me, dude!

I know how this works. I checked. He's alive.

Get out.

Leave.

GET OUT!

Why are you still sitting there? Go.

Fine.

Our journey ends here

Yes, it ends here. Now leave.

When the police will come, I'll tell them about you,

Then continue your story between you and them...

- Fine. - Hey! Bro...

I know you won't be going to the hospital.

No matter where you go, I wish you a happy journey.

Bro! Dude!

Bro, wait.

3871...

Damn it!

- Bro! Why-- - Poetaster?

- Poetaster, right? - No, a poet laureate!

I blabber when I am tense.

You shouldn't take it to heart, man.

Why don't you get in and we'll talk, huh?

Get in, please.

Hey!

Who are you calling, dude?

Please don't do that. Wait-wait-wait...

Okay, tell me what you want. What do you want, huh?

50,000 cash and 2 bottles of single malt whiskey.

WHAT!!!

75,000 cash and 4 bottles of single malt whiskey.

Bro, your rate is rising faster than my blood pressure

Don't joke.

100,000 cash and 7 bottles of single malt whiskey.

Why not just go for the kill? Don't feel shy.

250,000 cash and 10 bottles of single malt whiskey.

100,000 for sealing your lips.

100,000 for getting rid of him.

And 50,000 for not making me go crazy with your poetry.

You can keep the 50,000. My poetries won't stop.

Tell me,

How can you do such evil things with such an innocent face?

So, how do we do this?

We use a spade.

I know that! But where!

Take the next left, no right.

Damn it.

POLICE!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

You've led me into a death trap, man!

Turn around.

Damn it, cannot turn around. There's a car behind us.

I guess the police know that you're a murderer.

They'll arrest you and put you behind the bars.

I guess no single-malt whiskey for me tonight.

What do we do now?

- What do we do now?!!! - Now we pray.

We say... rest in peace.

What WILL we do to dodge the police?!

We'll do this.

Put your hands down!

Listen...

Make him look like he's sleeping!

C'mon, time to dress up...

Are you going to put makeup on him now? Is he a groom?

The police are ahead... Hurry up!

Stop the car.

Pull over, ma'am.

Hurry up. let them go.

Mr. Khan!

'Inspector Patil'

'- criminals fear him so much that they sleep with handcuffs on.'

Well, I'm a trigger-happy person, for real.

Mr. Patil, I believe there is none like you in the entire Pune City.

In fact, not even in the entire Maharashtra.

Not just in Maharashtra, but in the whole of India--

Do I have a note here that reads, "I am Stupid"?

Cut the crap!

What do you want? Out with it.

Okay.

Our company, Ultra Safe Securities Private Limited

makes bulletproof jackets.

And we want to dedicatedly protect your force.

So, buy the jackets from us and...

And what?

And we will give you an expensive gift.

What the hell! Are you trying to grease my palm?

Trying to bribe Parshooram Patil?

NO! NO! NO, SIR!!

That's not what I meant!

Then what do you mean?

This deal benefits both of us, Patil Sir

How?

We make world-class bulletproof jackets.

So?

They will protect your whole force.

Just make sure your force wears our jackets,

and we'll give you

10 percent for it.

Don't overthink, sir.

It's a profitable deal.

20 percent...

cash.

Sir...

That's more than our company's profit!

- Don't lie. - The truth, sir.

Believe you me.

Please... 12 percent?

Let's meet in the middle and finalise the deal at 15 percent.

Otherwise there are plenty other jacket makers available in the market

Leave.

I'll be damned! Mr. Khan, you?

Twice in a day! I must be lucky!

Oh, Mr. Patil!

Where to, huh?

We have a blockade in progress, sir.

And what's this?

You shaved? You look like a schoolboy!

Where are you off to?

Mr. Patil, actually, I was on my way to my house.

This way?

To prepare the papers of our deal.

Do you have... alcohol, drugs, or a bomb in your car?

Come on, sir. We are nice people.

Not a bomb, but we do have a dead body.

There's nothing left to say,

Keep all sad conversations at bay,

Let's share a drink today

To celebrate the end of another day.

How deep!

Are you a poet?

If living your life is poetry then yes, I am a poet.

Mind-blowing! Well said!

I love poetry.

Then ask him to buy me a single malt.

Come on, Mr. Khan!

Give him what he wants.

- Of course, Mr. Patil! For sure! - You should.

Can we leave now?

Yes, you may leave.

By the way, where do you stay, Mr. Poet?

The graveyard.

Huh?

Because that's where everyone ends up eventually.

Oh! So deep! Well said!

Amazing.

Keep it down, keep it down.

Babbu's sleeping.

Well said. That was out of this world.

He's amazing, sir.

Let them go. Let them go, guys.

In the middle of the night, my dreams come to life...

Bye, sir. Bye...

- Let him finish. - Single malt or double.

Amazing! Mr. Khan is also fluent in Marathi.

I didn't know that.

Nice save, Drunkard!

Won't you praise my poetry?

Oh Jesus, I promise I'll attend the Sunday mass.

What is this?

Hey! What are you two doing, huh?

'Thik-Thak - I wish they too get banned soon.'

Sachin Thikwale.

Thik.

Naveen Thakambe.

- Thak. - Thak.

Everyone calls me uncle.

And I am your uncle by blood!

And that's my worst bad luck.

So what do we do Uncle?

before the Thik-Thak app, we were goons

- Hmm. - After the Thik-Thak app was launched...

- It changed our lives. - Right.

I had 4 million followers and he had 2 million.

- Hey... it's 3. - Right, 3.

So you went back to stealing because the app was banned?

It's not so. No, Uncle.

The other day I caught you for stealing a blind man's alms.

Yesterday, you snatched someone's chain and ran away.

Later I learnt that you did that to your own Aunty.

Sorry, Uncle. She was facing the other way!

How were we supposed to know it was her? It's not our fault.

I'm not going to save you guys the next time.

I'll just shoot you down in an encounter.

Grab your stuff and leave now.

Okay, Uncle.

- See you. - Bye, take care.

Thik... let's ask him.

- Uncle, Thak has something to say. - No.

- Tell him. - Now what?

Uncle... we had a small request.

Can we get 100 bucks?

- We are hungry. - Very hungry. Starving.

We haven't eaten anything.

Here, now leave.

Another 50 would be...

No-no-no!

How do we 'like' this thing?

- Come, let's take a selfie with it. - Let's do it.

Goggles on.

Hmm.

Okay, let's do it. Include them as well.

Okay.

- Tag everyone. - Okay.

- Let's go for a smoke now. - Let's go.

Hashtag Monday Motivation!

YES!!!

- Damn it, no network. - A bad night out in the lock-up!

They've no A/C in there!

Wanna grab a bite?

Idli?

Sure, I'm starving.

Why did the network have to go down now?

Come back, come back!

Damn it!

Who keeps an orange?

Do you have network in your phone?

No network.

- No, right? - Yes!

- I'm facing the same problem. - The same problem, right!

Come back, come back, come back just for 2 minutes.

Sir, you'll get network over there.

- Over there? - Yes, over there.

- Thank you. - Mention not.

We...

We... are from the archaeology department.

Archaeo...?

Hey, look... a dead body!

- POLICE!!! - There's a dead body over there!

- You monster! You murdered him! - Hey... Shh! Shh!

Calm down, calm down.

- He'll give you money. - Money.

- He'll give... money. - Give.

Give the money.

- Not so easily. - Then how?

Help us bury that dead body,

and he'll make sure you shower in money.

You can wipe off your old life and start afresh.

Hmm?

- We're ready, sir. - But...

What? We're ready, sir.

We're ready, sir.

Time, please.

Excuse us.

We'll be right back.

- They're dressed well. - Thik...

Yes, Thak?

I think we should take the money and have a 5-star meal in a 5-star hotel!

You're still thinking like a low-life!

Are you poor?

Yes.

I mean... Look, listen...

We'll take the money and buy followers.

We'll become viral stars over the internet.

Hashtag Trending!

What say?

- That too is a sexy-ful idea, bro! - Don't worry, I'll go and talk to them.

Wait...

attitude, bro. We'll need to show some attitude.

- We cannot give in so easily. - Right.

Let's do some melodrama before we agree.

- So that it looks real. - Okay, that works for me.

But listen...

No overacting, got it?

Or that school boy will recognise us.

I'm a one-take actor, okay?

Character, character, character...

- Just say action. - ACTION

No, brother!

No, this is wrong!

Wrong.

You are wrong, bro!

Then what should I do, huh? Tell me what should I do?

Should I let my poor mother and widowed sister die of hunger?

Tell me!

Do one thing, just bury me instead. just bury me here.

Okay. Please.

We're ready to commit this sin.

- How much money? - Yes, how much money will we get?

What price will you put for your hard work, my dear,

For every drop of your sweat is filled with tears.

This isn't a recital, man!

- Meaning? - Are you a doctor?

Ignore him.

I'll tell you.

Help us get rid of this dead body.

I'll give you the money.

God promise, I will.

Things you have to do to make a few extra bucks

True.

Bro, I think we should stop here.

We'll hit oil if we dig any further.

Right.

He's already dead.

We can fold him. He won't know.

It always has to rain

- where a crime's being committed. - Damn the rain!

It's a bad omen.

- Damn it. - Let's go.

We have water, now all we need is some booze.

This way!

Come on!

- Thak, pick him up. - Go-go-go!

- I'll hold his legs. - Hold his arms.

- You grab his legs. - Pick him up.

Yes! Grab his arms. Go-go-go!

Let's go. - This way, this way. - Careful.

Dump the body on the count of three, okay?

Okay, okay.

1...

2...

Wait! Time, please! Time, please!

What now!!!

Do we dump him on 3 or after 3?

- After 3! - NO! NO! NO! 3 is an unlucky number.

- You can dump on 3.5, okay? - Okay.

- Let's go for it. - Ready?

Pick him up.

Okay.

1...

2...

3.5!!!

GHOST!!! GHOST!!! GHOST!!!

Babbu woke up!

- Run! Get us out of here! - Babbu woke up!

THAK! THAK!!!

- Where are you? - Stop the car!

Run, fatso!

Just get in! Get in already! Go-go-go!

'Detective Arvind - '

'Pune's very own Byomkesh Bakshi'

Lenny, my boy...

he who exposes other people's sin is also a sinner.

I'll expose your sins to this world

and cause an uproar.

- Get in! - Get in, man!

Who said there is no such thing as ghosts?!

What the...

This was my first time witnessing a live ghost.

Full Undertaker feels.

And you nutjobs!

Couldn't you double-check to make sure that the dead body is indeed dead?

Babbu woke up!

We are all the living dead anyway...

I'll too be in a grave by morning if you have it your way.

Hey...

I did you a favour,

and you're comparing me with these low lives?

Give me my booze so that I leave.

I am a traveller, the night is my destination...

Today is a dry day, Sir.

Where do I get the booze from?

So we'll have to wait till tomorrow morning?

If that's the case then let's go for a long drive to Lonavala.

We'll go to Tiger Point and make some reels. It'll be fun.

How can it be Dry Day? It's the night!

Nice! Nice idea!

- Let's go to Lonavala. It'll be fun. - Let's go, let's go there, guys!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Hey... why did you stop the car?

We've already reached Tiger Point?

Listen, guys... no job done, so no money.

What do you mean?

Get off my car.

- What the hell! What is he saying? - Wait, I'll handle him.

Bro...

no job done doesn't mean no crime happened, hmm?

We helped you bury a man who was still alive.

Hmm?

- So don't act smart, okay? - Hmm.

My boss is calling.

I want pin-drop silence, okay?

Make any noise and...

This deal is cancelled for sure.

Okay?

Pin-drop silence, got it?

Hello, sir! Hi!

Lenny! Where are you?

I just stepped out.

This late? For what?

To get eggs and bread.

Whatever! Listen, you need to go and cover a protest.

- Right now? - Yes, why? Is there a problem?

How can I go now, sir?

What do you mean by "how"?

You have your camera with you, right?

Yes, it must be in my bag.

That's it then.

- Sir... - Hello?

- Lenny? - Sir...

- Can you hear me? Hello? - My wife's calling, sir.

- I'll call you back. - Hello?

- Okay, okay. - Hello! Hello!

- Hello? - Hi, baby!

Where the hell are you? What's taking you so long?

Remember, you sent me to get eggs and bread?

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hello? - Hello, Roshni?

- Baby, come in network. - Hello?

I cannot hear you.

- Hello? - Hello!

Damn it!

What nonsense

Listen, there's a police station, a few blocks away.

Drop us there.

We'll handle the rest. Okay?

Want me to send you the location pin?

Scoundrels,

hold your greed for money and booze for a bit.

I need to go cover a protest at the Public Hospital.

Whatever, driver! Now step on it.

the OTP is...

I wont protest, I'll offer booze, like a waterfall...

Wear the seatbelt first.

Let's go.

Let's go.

After that, we go straight to Lonavala.

We'll have sweets there.

My dear reporter friends,

- I have invited you here - Weren't you suffering from gas? Do you want to get it checked?

so that I can expose the true face of the Pune Government.

If our party workers, members of the Jan Aandolan Sangh,

- Huh? Hold this. - hadn't organised for a generator on time...

- A lot of lives could have been lost! - What happened, Lenny?

Do you have any idea?

- My... my camera is missing. - We'll have to come together to fight injustice.

You should vote for our party

- in the forthcoming elections. - I'll lose my job.

- I'm so screwed. - If our party workers--

'Ex-MLA - Anita Naik'

'An ex no one wants.'

You'll see six-lane roads, solar power, public gardens, and skyscrapers everywhere.

You'll see development everywhere.

That's amazing.

O' madam,

you're the talk of the town.

Our bosses are highly impressed by your noble service.

But there is a small thing missing from your list.

Hmm?

Don't feel the bad! Take it lightly.

The thing is, Pune needs a 7-star hotel.

A place where big investors can stay, can poop...

But there is a problem.

- Meaning? - I mean the slums.

Tell me,

how can we build a 7-star hotel in a place where there are slums, huh?

Only you tell me.

Mr. Dhillon...

Yes?

You can build the best, the most posh hotel in this town.

Just give me a suite with private pool and 100 million cash,

and I'll even vacant the moon for you.

Breaking News!

We just learnt that a sting operation was carried out upon MLA Anita Naik,

resulting in her being charged with corruption charges.

The opposition has demanded strict actions against her.

Ma'am! What do you plan to do next?

We've just learnt that MLA Anita Naik

- has resigned from her position. - Close the door!

MLA Anita Naik has resigned!

All the members... of our party, the Jan Andolan Sangh...

are with you.

So, my reporter friends,

- if you have any questions... - Let's tell him.

- Feel free to ask me. - No, he'll hit us.

Madam!

Yes, sir, what is your question?

Greetings, madam.

- Greetings. What is your question? - Damn it, who gave him a mike!

Stop him!

I'm fresh out of powder for the carrom board.

Can I get some?

Sir, do you...

I cannot hear you.

- Bloody drunkard. - Lenny...

Listen, you went to the police station today, didn't you?

- Yes. Why? - Yes, tell me.

We too were there.

Hey, Uncle!

Bye, Uncle!

I could've stolen this orange,

but I was worried about your Vitamin C intake,

so I stole your camera instead.

- You bloody druggies! - Sorry, sorry!

You stole my camera

- and then you dared to blackmail me! - So what was I saying?

You should vote for our party in the forthcoming elections.

We could've blackmailed you even without stealing the camera.

- Madam! - Why do you keep grabbing the mike!

Don't you get it?

I've got a complaint to make, madam.

Quality complaint.

Your Pablo Escobar...

- What nonsense! - The Fire Bar...

the stuff they give there is no good... the powder...

I sniffed it.

- Stop him! - Someone's adding limestone to it.

- Go-go-go! - I tried it.

It's no good.

- Who let this dummy in? - You need to improve its quality, madam.

Throw the drunkard out.

- Hello! - Go! Throw him out!

Madam, I'll join you if that's where you're going next.

My nose is itching.

Sir, you're highly mistaken, and you are drunk.

So please, please keep quiet.

By the way, is your consignment from Mexico here?

Please, keep quiet.

You should be called Anita Escobar instead of Anita Naik.

Beat him up! Throw him out!

Huh!

You rocked in there, dude!

QUIET!!!!

QUIET!

What's going on? Is this a funfair?

I met with an accident! A dead body came to life!

Boss calls me to cover a protest! My camera gets stolen!

Two imbeciles are blackmailing me!

This drunkard messed up the minister!

And we are running out of fuel!

Why are you three world-class lunatics still with me?

Just get out of the car and go home!

I'm so unlucky.

No matter who shoots the arrow today...

It is bound to land on my bum

Don't go shooting arrows, man. Just drive the car.

I have an idea.

- Take the next left. - Right.

Not right, left.

You said right

I said left.

Quiet!

If I don't get booze, I'll have sanitizer with soda tonight.

Hey... have you gone crazy?

Sanitizer is supposed to be taken neat.

Soda kills the buzz. You won't enjoy it.

Who said anything about taking it? I said I'll have it.

Are you drunk?

Yo Bartender, where's your uncle?

- Uncle? - I called Mr. Syed.

He's on his way.

All good, Uncle?

Hmm? New scooter, hmm?

Is he mute?

- Doesn't talk much. - He's an introvert.

After you.

- Come - Please.

- Why so many locks? - Open sesame

Almost there.

4 locks!

Move.

He's still in lockdown mode.

Luck!

2 to go.

Come on, Uncle! You can do it.

Mr. Syed, can we hurry this up?

Wait... Wait.

You won't get anything before your time or destiny allows.'

What the...!

Okay.

Patience.

What's now?

Got it! Got it!

- Out of his way. - Let him pass.

After you.

Come on.

- Hey, Drunkard! What are you doing, man! - Control, control man!

- No! Control yourself, dude. - Don't do it, man. Control yourself.

- What are you doing, man? - Camera. We need him. We cannot hit him.

It's done! It's done!

- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Chill! Chill! Chill!

- We'll do it! - We'll do it!

After you, Mr. Syed.

- Boys played well. - Welcome.

Come on.

Lights?

Patience. You'll get it.

- Damn it! - Hey! No! Stop!

Stop! It's okay, it's okay!

Come on Mr. Syed, are you hiding national treasure in there?

Please hurry up.

I'll slit the wrist if he takes out another key.

- Whose wrist? - Yours.

I'll smash your head, bro. Zip it.

Found it. I told you. You worry for no reason.

Oh Jesus, thank you, thank you.

- I love you. - Uncle, you're the best.

- Thank you so much, Mr. Syed. - Yes.

- We were in big trouble. - Yes.

May Allah bless you.

By the way, I'm Lenny D'souza, Crime Reporter.

Nice to meet you.

What's this?

- Love letter? - 10,000 bucks!

Are you nuts?

Why do I need to pay to get my own camera back?

- Talk to him, dude! - He's reasonable.

Actually, he's coming from afar, so you'll have to pay for the fuel.

- What did he come in huh, a plane? - Thak, tell him.

Why should he suffer a loss because we stole it?

- But... - What if he gets angry,

locks up the shop, and leaves? Don't blame us for it!

Then you pay him!

- He'll pay you, Uncle. - Thik, you pay him.

- Yes, you pay him. - He'll pay you.

- Pay him. - Wait a minute. Whose camera is it?

- Right! - Yours, right?

- Point. Point. - Do you want it? Do you want the camera?

- I want it. - If you don't want it then we'll leave.

- I want the camera, but... - We're leaving, Uncle Syed.

- But they stole it. - Hold your horses, bro!

- Please stop, man! - Let's leave.

- You don't want the camera. - No, I want the camera. I'll pay, I'll pay.

- I have cash. - 10,000, right?

Where's my wallet? My wallet...

- In the car. - In the car?

Excuse me.

Thak, what'd be a good nickname for Uncle Syed?

- What? - Slo-mo Uncle ?

That's what I thought too.

In a race, if he's the only participant, he will still come last.

Honestly, I thought we'd be here till dawn.

Bro! Did you find your wallet?

You son of a...

You stole my wallet along with my camera, didn't you?

What are you doing man?!

Bye! See you soon!

- Stop it, man! Lenny! - We don't steal wallets...

Go on.

Because wallets have Aadhar Cards in them, and those are hard to get!

Lenny, bro... Let him go, man. Let him go.

Let him go. He'll die.

- You thief! - Come on, Drunkard, hit him!

- Tell me, where is my wallet?! - Let him go.

Come on, let him go. Let him go, man.

He's telling the truth.

Are you crazy or what?

He would've died!

They wouldn't have brought you here if they'd stolen your wallet.

- Right. - They're lying! Bloody thieves!

- Thak! - Get up. Thak!

- Get up already. - Quick, make a reel!

Hurry up and make a reel!

It will look real. Make a reel now!

O' POOJA!!!

Why did you leave me? POOJA!!!

Come back, POOJA!

- You can hit him now. - COME BACK!!!

Cut! Great performance, man!

Cut-cut-cut. That was perfect!

Mr. Syed! Mr. Syed! Mr. Syed, please!

Get up, get up...

Mr. Syed, I don't have any cash to give you.

But... I have this watch.

It's gold-plated.

- My wife had gifted it to me. - Do you want to hit him back?

Let me pawn it with you. I'll come back for it tomorrow.

Please, don't sell it.

Please.

He's right.

Thank you, Uncle Syed.

Thank you.

See you soon.

Finally got it, huh?

- I told you'll get it back. - Shoot me with it.

Uncle Syed rocks! Uncle Syed rocks!

You cheater!

- Where's wrong? - My memory card!

Bro! Yo bro! Where are you going, man?

You should've taken the battery from the watch!

- Uncle Syed! Give me my watch back! - Stop!

My memory card!

I cannot run anymore!

- I cannot run anymore! - My slipper!

Uncle, please stop!

- I'll quit smoking from tomorrow! - Should I hit him?

Why didn't you run, fatso?

I'm so unlucky

that if I throw a stone at the sky today,

it'll turn into an asteroid and fall on me.

All that's fine.

What about the promises you made to me in the past life?

Where's my single malt whiskey?

Damn it! What have I gotten myself into?!

Hi!

'Shruti Mehra - a damsel in distress!'

Hello! I'm in a fix.

My car broke down.

No mechanics, no taxi.

If you don't mind, can you give me a lift, please?

Yes, ma'am.

Please get in.

Please, come.

Welcome!

We'll drop her home first. Okay, driver?

Let's go.

- Come. - Oh, thank you.

No, no!

Sorry.

Our car is full. There is no place.

We have space, madam.

Anyway...

all one needs is a space in the heart.

Please, come. We'll drop you home.

No, if there's a problem then let it be.

You can read about me in tomorrow's headlines.

A dark night, a girl all alone...

Heard that! Sister-in-law is scared!

Madam, I'm with you.

Please, come. Don't listen to him.

- Get in, please. - Wait a minute, will you?

I'm sorry... where do you want to go?

Hi, I'm Shruti.

And you are?

- Thik. (Fine) - Thak. (Good)

Strange guys.

I ask for their names and they say they're fine!

No, you misunderstood. My name is Thik,

And I've 4 million followers.

I'm Thak, and I'll have 3 million followers, soon.

Great. You guys are famous.

- Our videos are trending. - Always.

They go viral--

Wait, who are you messaging?

My brother.

I'm letting him know that a few good men are dropping me home.

Good men!

- Be comfortable, Shruti. - You can hold my hand if you want.

The graveyard, the boss, Uncle Slo-mo, the hospital...

Now we should head to the police station

Getting the truth out will be as easy as drinking water.

And I'll use that water to dilute my single malt whiskey.

Head to the police station.

Hey! What are you doing, dude?

SHUT UP!

Stop talking about booze!

Stop chewing my brains out for no reason!

How many times do I need to tell you that today's a dry day?

Do you want me to slit my wrist and offer you my blood?

NO! I've tried that.

- It makes you throw up. - Eww!

What do you guys think this is, huh?

A joyride?

Why did you let her in when you know we are in trouble?!

Sister-in-law is scared!

"Sister-in-law is scared!"

And you, for the last time...

Look over there, and see for yourself.

That's a wine shop.

It's closed. Why?

Because today is a dry day!

Do you want to go in there and steal it?

All of them are a bunch of lunatics!

They're making me lose my mind as well.

Dry day, it's closed. So where are you going?

To pee.

Want to join me?

Sorry.

Dry day's out here,

Not in there.

Wait here, madam. We'll be right back.

After many storms comes a night so bright,

We are surely going to party tonight. Madira!

Open sesame!

I'll be damned!

BRO!

The cash drawer! The cash drawer!

Over here. Over here. Over here.

Hurry up, man! Uncle will kill us if the cops show up.

Fine, you do it.

I'm on it. Have patience!

Hey! Drunkard!!! Have you lost your freaking mind!

Stop throwing liquor bottles!

- It's open! It's open! - believe in magic

BRO!

We need to take some booze as well.

Hurry up, guys!

Where the hell is Lenny?

- Don't get us killed, dude! - What happened now?!!

Hey!

What the hell are you doing?!

Lenny is here! Dude! Let's get out of here!

Run! Run! Run!

- What are you doing? - Just grabbing a few groceries.

- They're having a sale. 100 percent off. - Go! Go! Go!

Damn it!

- What have you done!!! - Go! Go! Go! Drive!

- Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! - Have you lost your mind?

Drive, dude!

- Stop wasting time. - The keys!

Here.

You rascal! You stole my car keys!

Drive already! Yeah!

Where's Drunkard?!

'Code 302, Sector 6, robbery in action at Madira Wine Shop.'

'Report immediately. ASAP.'

For my aunt's sake, please drive, the police are on the way!

NO! NO! NO! We cannot leave him behind!

Why?

He knows my license plate number. I'll be the one who'll get into trouble.

My aunt is doomed.

Hey! Hey!

Drunkard!

Get up! Police are coming!

- GET UP!! - You came back for me.

- To save me. - Yes.

- God bears witness to your good deed, - Spare me the poetry, dude.

Now the example set by you, this world will read.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

I want Chowmein.

DRIVE!

Sorry! Sorry!

Who gave you the licence to drive?

That red car, sir.

Step on it.

Let's go, my criminals! Go faster! Step on it!

Hurry! Drive faster, Lenny!

I'm doing my best! This isn't an aeroplane!

Fly it! Fly the car!

- Turn right! Turn right! - No, right's a dead end!

I know right's a dead end!

- Lenny, you drive! - Listen to me, Lenny!

SHUT UP! Shut up, everyone! Or I'll stop the car.

- Overtake them! - I'm trying sir.

Drive faster, Lenny!

- Sorry, madam. Oh no! - Stop it!

- Sorry, madam! - Stop it!

Go! Go! Go! Overtake them!

- I'm not doing it on purpose. - It's because of Lenny!

Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?!

- Take left! Take left! Take left! - To hell with you all!

Give me some.

Madam! It's neat! Madam, what are you--

- Don't drink and drive! - Step on it! Overtake them!

Give it to me.

- Hang on a minute. - What is going on?

- Great idea! - Faster! Drive faster!

That's Sachin Thikwale, sir.

- Drive faster! - He's a thief! Shoot him.

Why are all these lunatics in my car?!

Driver...

Driver, stop the car. I need to pee.

Are you nuts? Cops are chasing us and you want to pee!

- DRIVER! - Do it in the bottle.

The more encounters you do,

the higher the chances of an action movie being made on you.

- For real? - Of course! Just aim and shoot!

HEY!!!

- DON'T SHOOT! - LENNY!!

- LENNY!! - What have I gotten myself into?!

Please let me out.

- Drunkard is about to puke! - Not in my car!

Not here, do it over there!

Come on Drunkard, don't puke on me! EWW!

We are so dead!

- We are going to die. - No! No! No!

I'm telling you, we're going to die.

Let me see where they'll go now!

Say 3...

3...

2...

1...

1...!!

HEY!!!

Drunkard!!! Have you lost your mind?!!

- What are you doing?! Are you nuts? - Hey!

How did he get a gun?!

Stop it, Drunkard!!!

Sir! Sir, are you okay?

HEY!!!

What are you doing, man?!

What is wrong with him?

Why are you laughing?!

I made sure his ears ring!

O' Drunkard, stop shooting and stick to poetry.

We are going to die.

Don't let them escape!

He was bugging you, right?

- No! - Now watch this!

NOW WATCH THIS!

- STOP! - STOP, DRUNKARD!!!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- Please! Please, get me out of here! - What have I gotten myself into?!

Stop! Overtake from left! He's running away!

- Jesus, I'm coming to you! - No! No! No!

- Drive faster, dude! - Hurry up!

Do you want me to drive?

I know a shortcut.

Go straight and then take a left.

- No! No! No! Left's a dead end! - There's nothing there!

- Shut up! - Stop confusing me!

- Take a left! Take a left now! - Okay, okay.

Oh, my God!

NO! NO! NO!

Drive on road!

Are we dead?

We're alive, but Uncle's gone.

Gone?

Please... please let me go.

I didn't know Don Asgar travelling with you.

I won't tell anyone.

I have a family. Please let me go.

Don't worry, ma'am.

- We are also family now. - Who is Asgar?

A snake? Hang on a minute. Why do you want a snake?

- We are family now. - MOVE!!!

What are you doing, ma'am? - Just hear me out. - MOVE!

- What are you doing, ma'am? - Hey!

- Hear me out. Madam! - Hey!

What have I gotten myself into?!

Hang on a minute. What? What happened?

Who's Asgar? What are you saying?

He is not an ordinary person.

Missing since 14 years, the most wanted criminal...

A deadly don who has killed 100 people with his golden revolver.

He's Don Asgar.

It was a mistake, boss.

Please forgive me, boss.

It was a mistake.

Please forgive me.

This Drunkard?

I shall rise again.

"What happened?"

"Why did it happen?"

"I don't know."

"Life is a gamble,"

"and nothing else."

"No one here knows"

"What tomorrow has in store for you"

"Still I don't know why"

"They all act like God."

I will rise again

My fear will reign in this city again.

"I am the sky above,"

"I am the earth below"

"I am the flame. I am the light"

"I am the fire too"

"however, I may be, I still return"

"That's the destiny of time"

"My heart weeps, too,"

"As I narrate this to you."

"What lies ahead?"

"No one knows,"

"Even then I don't know why"

"They all act like God."

Bro, Drunkard is indeed Don Asgar.

- What!! - Oh God!

I suggest we kill ourselves.

What say, huh?

Feels like I'm being punished for all my sins tonight.

We cannot leave him here.

- Why? - He has seen our faces.

He will come to our homes

And kill everyone, our parents, our siblings, and our pets.

Madam, I feel ticklish even when

- you're trying to scare us. - what have I got myself into?

- I have an idea! - Hey! Shut up!

You can kill me with Asgar's gun but don't give me another idea.

- It's a great idea. - What are you two doing?

- We'll get a lot of money, Thak. - I suggest

- we all should flee the city. - Good idea.

Lenny, I'll slit my wrist if this plan fails.

Yes, Lenny.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Let's take the risk.

Lenny... this drunkard is our lottery ticket

Come on Lenny, say yes.

Mugil Anna will give us more money than the police.

- He's right. - What do you mean? Who's Mugil Anna?

Where are we?

Why have you brought us to this dangerous place?

You're such a coward.

You sure your plan won't fail?

Bro, after 10th class we've never failed

Lenny, this place looks dangerous, but don't you worry.

Everything will be fine, yeah?

Thik, come here.

I don't have a good feeling about this

You want a digestive?

Thak, look, Anna.

'Mugil Anna -

Medu Wada has a hole in the centre because he shot it.'

Let's go.

Mugil Anna!

Greetings! How are you?

Great drip!

If your news is correct, Anna will set you in Muscat.

With a bungalow, car, and wife.

Anna, Muscat?

Not joking, are you?

Hey! Anna doesn't joke.

Anna, one look at him and you'll fall in love with me.

Give them the money, ticket, and visa.

Our job here is done.

It's heavy.

I've been waiting for this night for 14 years.

Me too.

I looked for you everywhere.

I thought you were a lion,

but you turned out to be a jackal!

You ran away from the city like a coward

I had to look after things here!

No, you usurped it.

You devoured my city like a fox

Did they work in the zoo before?

Who knows?

I see that going down-and-out didn't change you much

You still like stepping out of line

And yet you still like messing up the language.

I treated you like a brother. But you...

you backstabbed me!

I backstabbed you?

You ran away with the gold, Asgar.

How dare you call me a thief!

Don't lie now.

Lie?

You ratted me and my family out after the Gold Council robbery.

Is that a lie?

You wanted everything for yourself. Is that a lie?

You wanted the police to encounter me.

Is that a lie?

You wanted me out so you could become the Don

Is that a lie?

WHY DID YOU GO AFTER MY DAUGHTER?

Yes, I ratted you out,

Because I used to do the job, and you took the credit for it.

You were the captain,

while I was the one knocking out our enemies.

I wanted to be the don!

That's it.

I waited 14 years for you to say that.

I treated you like my little brother, yet you thought you were my servant.

Because you think like one

There is only one Don in Pune - ASGAR!

It was Asgar...

and it will always be Asgar!

If you're a cobra, then I'm an anaconda

And I will kill you today.

Lenny!

Me?

Yes?

Let tomorrow's news headlines read - Pune's Don Asgar is back!

Drunkard is blabbering without thinking! It's not so

- Yes, yes. - Lenny's just a driver.

He's been our driver for 5 years. - Yes, sir. - He's quite loyal.

Let's leave.

We'll get going. We need to go have breakfast.

- Rupesh Misal. The Best. - Right!

- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - STOP!

I don't want any risks.

This conversation.

This night.

Never happened.

- Kill them all! - No! No! No!

Sorry... sorry. Don't shoot!

- NO! - We didn't do anything!

Let us go, Anna.

Please! Please! Please!

Some say your whole life flashes before your eyes when you're about to die

Where are you?

Gone to get eggs or catch a hen instead?

That's just dumb

Come on, tell your men to put their guns down.

Don't they watch Hindi movies?

Hey... put them down.

Put them down.

The mistake you made of bringing me here...

I thank you for that.

Okay.

Go now.

Leave.

- Go! - Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Lenny!

I'll need the car. You leave with them.

What are you waiting for?

No, Don Asgar!

No!

We came together,

we'll leave together.

Stop! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Never met a bigger fool than you.

Why?

Have you ever used a gun?

No.

Have you ever held one? No.

Have you ever seen one? No.

That's why.

What do we do now?

Say 3... 3...

2... 2...

1... 1...!!

- Run! Run! - What happened?

Follow me, follow me!

Thak! Thak, light it up!

Hold it properly. Happy Diwali! Happy Diwali!

Come on. Run.

Hey you, hands up!

Don't be stupid, this is not a reel video.

- Go. - Catch him. Catch him.

Shoot him, quick.

Just do it, shoot him.

Don Asgar...

Don Asgar?

Hey...

Stop it, sharpshooter! Why are you shooting at me?!

MUGIL!!!

Don Asgar! - Look, your whole gang is dead. - Don Asgar!

- Look, your whole gang is dead. - Don Asgar!

MUGIL!!!

MUGIL!!!

Who's a jackal now, huh? TELL ME!!!

DON ASGAR!

How many times will we keep saving each other lives?

- Stand up. - Okay.

Hey!

Don Asgar!

Don Asgar!

Please forgive me, Don Asgar!

Don Asgar! Please let me go!

Don Asgar!

The time and this city.

Now belong to me

- Don Asgar! - Drunkard!

Don Asgar! Don Asgar!

Careful! Drunkard!

Hey...

If anything happens to me today,

remember that

My house located behind the Chand Tara Mosque.

In its courtyard,

under the tree,

stays buried my destiny,

and that's where you should bury me.

God,

Don't make my coffin as painful as my life,

that if i stretch my legs I will hurt myself

Don Asgar...

- Don Asgar! - Don Asgar!

- Don Asgar... - Don Asgar! Don Asgar!

Please forgive me, Don Asgar.

Please forgive me.

Don Asgar...

I'll certainly fulfil your last wish.

I surely will.

Huh?

'Mr. X - we will reveal his secret \ at the end of the movie.'

No, sir! Sir, please!

Sir! It was too dark! I couldn't see anything!

I didn't hit you on purpose! I swear!

I've got a lot of money! I've got a lot of jewellery.

I'll give it all to you! You can take it! You can take it all!

Hey! He's fooling you. He doesn't even have his wallet on him. Shut up.

- No, I do! No, I have it! - Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!

- Kill him! - Shoot him!

- End his life. We've had enough for the day. - No, no! Please!

Please, no! No!

Kill him!

Now, who the hell is he?

Huh?

Lenny D'costa, hmm!

New characters keep popping up one after another in this film.

They'll label it as a special appearance and not pay anyone.

Right!

Shruti ma'am, come here. Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

- My bag! My money! - Hey... my money!

What is going on?

So, Lenny D'costa...

It's D'souza.

Okay. I'm sorry. D'souza,

you've had a long long night, naughty boy... hmm?

Hey, Shruti ma'am's little brother...

Who are you?

- Hey! Hey! Hey! - Stay back! Stay back!

Who are you?

I am Detective Arvind.

Your wife Roshni hired me...

to trap you.

WHAT!!!

Private Detective Arvind Dasgupta speaking.

Roshni here, what's the update on my case?

I've been following your husband for quite some time now, ma'am.

He is such a handsome and cute guy.

He's so nice that he's forcefully helped me cross the road, twice.

He has no bad habits...

No alcohol, no drugs, no women.

In fact, he only looks at his own while using the toilet urinal.

Shit!

Actually, Defective...

Can you help me, off the record?

Sure, Mrs. D'Costa.

Let me come to the point then.

I want to divorce Lenny.

And for that,

I want you to frame him for having an extramarital affair

That will get me alimony and in return, you'll get a lot of money.

So tell me, will you do it?

I always do a background check on my clients.

You know just to know whether they can pay me or not.

I found so much dirt on your wife that...

That...

Detergent.

Yes, that... even detergent won't be able to wash it away.

Lenny D'costa, your wife is sleeping with your best friend, Ravi.

Casually.

See for yourself.

- Pinky, help me out, will you? - Pinky?

- Sure. - That's a deadly plot twist.

Lenny... brace yourself, bro.

Your wife cheated on you.

Was her name Sonam Gupta?

Yes, this one.

You are here to eat?

- Yes. - Then eat me.

Hey... come on.

"I'm only happy when you're with me"

"When you're with me..."

Baby!

Did you drop something?

Yes, baby. The grinder slipped and fell.

I'm making a chutney sandwich for you.

Oh!

Shower fast.

You also come fast.

What happened to your leg?

This? I slipped in the dark and sprained it.

- Lenny, Lenny... - It's okay, man.

Just a bad day, not a bad life.

Lenny... be strong.

Hey... what...

He's born unlucky.

Roshni, why did you do this to me?

Both my childhood sweetheart and my childhood friend betrayed me.

I lost everything in just one night.

My job, my marriage, my friend, my honour... everything.

Unfortunately, you turned out to be a nice guy,

So I forced Pinky...

What!!

to help

So, I was forced to take her help!

Arvind!

You are Arvind, right?

Yes. Have a seat.

Mr. Salunke asked me to meet you.

I heard you're a good dancer.

But can you act?

I act for the world every day.

Tell me what I need to do.

Yes, there is a woman...

She needs a divorce.

You need to trap her husband.

We'll just need to take 10-12 compromising pictures.

Compromising meaning?

Compromising means... it means...

Like this?

HEY! What are you doing?

Hey! How dare you touch me!

- You pervert! - But I didn't do anything!

My single scream will gather a crowd.

Sorry, so sorry! Sorry, madam! So-so...

So, what do you think about my acting skills now?

Wow!

You should do theatre.

Fine, whatever.

How much will you pay?

10,000 advance. 20,000 after the job is done.

15 photos.

I'll do the planning and you'll do the execution.

Deal?

Fine.

- Give me the advance. - Pinky,

- Great performance. - you were great.

Thank you.

Should we offer her a collab?

So, journalist and sting operation expert,

who has had an unlucky day today.

tonight changes everything.

And I've seen everything.

Hmm.

After the blackout, you didn't help the dying robbers,

and you stole their black box from them.

Who saw that?

I did.

Who saw you burying this unconscious man?

I did.

You committed crimes through the night, along with the wanted criminal Asgar.

Who saw that?

I did.

Who bought your sting operation's memory card from Syed?

I did.

Who planted Pinky in your car?

I did.

So that I could keep getting the live location of that black box.

You think you're Schumacher's nephew?

Who got rid of the police for you?

I did.

This proof will put you behind the bars.

Asgar had a reward of 1 million on his head.

Wanted dead or alive. I'll get the reward.

We will.

Of course! Of course!

We'll get the reward and he'll get the punishment.

Don't do that, bro. He has a wife and child.

Yes, I mean he's lost his wife, and he has no children...

Wha--

Yes, he's all alone. Have some mercy on him.

- I beg you. - Shut up!

You too will follow him to prison.

Bloody two-bit influencers! Thieves!

- Heart - Break!

- Pinky! How can you-- - Stop!

Stay back!

Act smart and your game will be over.

Now hands up, all three of you! Come on!

Hands up!

Now give me the keys to your car.

Slowly.

Now... put the 1 million lottery ticket in the car.

Go-go-go! Hurry!

Go on!

Lenny, you cheater! You rascal!

He was hiding a treasure chest in his car boot all night,

he didn't even let us get a whiff of it!

Right! Don't worry, we won't spare him.

You just wait and watch, I'll ruin him.

Pinky...

shall we?

Bye, losers.

- Pinky... - Bloody lowly thieves! Stop! Stay back!

Can we have some money?! Please! We are poor.

- Pinky, we want to buy followers. - We wasted our night...

- Sir, please listen... - Hands up!

- Try to understand, Pinky. We are very poor. - Stay back!

Please! Please sir!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Ruin the night!

My blind sister and widowed mother...

You scoundrel,

you are the biggest cheater amongst us all.

You deserved this!

Hmm.

We lost everything, thanks to your greed for money!

I should've died today.

Bro, do we have a nice suicide point nearby?

He's so unlucky, even the hen will die if he goes to get the eggs.

They left!

Put your hands down!

Stretch! Do some exercise, like this!

- Like this! - What are you guys doing?!

Look, you were driving on reserve fuel.

We're running out of fuel!

We're running out of fuel!

This is the fourth time I'm telling you, we're running out of fuel!

Don't blame me later!

It'll last for 2kms at the most.

So?

RUN!!!

Let's go!

RUN!!!

Hey, wait for me! I'm coming with you!

There they are!

My car!

Let's go, we need to buy followers.

Hey! Catch her! What are you doing?

How?

Catch her or she'll run away!

Don't you dare touch her! I'll be your worst enemy, Lenny!

Let me go!

- Hey! - Damn it!

I didn't even touch you! Why did you slap me?

- Sorry, I got scared. - Hit her back!

Don't feel shy, bro.

You don't have to worry about your wife anymore.

Catch her or she'll run away!

- Lenny! - I'm sorry!

- Ouch! - Lenny!

You idiot!

No...

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

I didn't do it.

What are you doing?

Keep it down! Keep it down!

Stop the car! Stop the car!

Stop the car!

Pinky... I'm sorry.

Get up, Drunkard!

You are the only one who knows how to drive!

We don't know how to drive!

Stop the car!

Lenny... please forgive me.

Please... don't do it, bro.

The End!

No, Lenny! No!

- Thak! Thak! Thak! - It stopped! The car stopped!

Get out, fast.

Help me out.

Thak! Thak! You okay? You okay?

- Bro... I'm okay, I'm fine. - Thak! You okay, right?

I said I'm fine!

Let's go check on him. We should help him.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Lenny!

Lenny!

Lenny, you okay, man?

- You okay? - Let's get out of here. Let's go.

Let's go.

Dude, where's my car? - Over there. - Come on.

- Over there. - Come on.

Come on, hurry up. Come on, let's go.

Keep it.

You know this brand? It's a very good brand.

You can have it. You can share it with your friends.

Hey!

What's wrong with him?

What is he searching for?

Lenny?

What's this, bro?

Patil's sting operation.

- Can we leave? - Yes, let's go.

Let's go.

Come on!

Hit it from an angle.

- It opened! It opened! - Stop! It opened!

That's enough... It'll break.

Yes! We did it!

Give it here! Cheers!

Bottoms up!

Our destiny changes tonight

Plan successful!

Amazing!

We're all millionaires now!

Well done!

Hey, you dropped the bottle.

- Pistol? - What?

Don't act smart, or I'll kill all of you.

You cannot take it all.

Listen carefully.

Don't be stupid, and give me the pistol.

I won't shoot you guys.

You all are going to die in some time, anyway.

- What nonsense! - This was a cocktail of death.

We won't spare you!

- Soda, whiskey and... poison! - You traitor!

Attack, boys!

Don't spare those rascals.

Your game is over now!

- "Those who walk in the shade of love," - What is this?

Where's the money?

"The shade of love,"

- We cheated death last night for this? - "Must have Paradise under their feet,"

- There's gotta be some money in it. - "Those who walk in the shade of love,"

"Keep walking in the shade of love,"

"In the shade of love, just keep walking"

"There is paradise under your feet, just keep walking,"

"Keep walking in the shade of love,"

Look, my life is a big mess.

But you shouldn't waste your life.

I don't want this money.

Take this money and assume that you hit a jackpot.

And if possible, just forget this night ever happened, please.

Deal?

Lenny, we thought you were a sly player...

But you turned out to be stupid.

Deal, deal.

By the way, what will you do now?

What's left to do?

I'll fulfil the promise I made to Don Asgar and go back to my old life.

Started from the bottom, and now we... yeah!

Hey! It contains money, dude!

Hey... don't throw that!

- 1, 2, 3, 4... - I'll get going now.

Keep me in your prayers.

Take care, bro.

Listen... next time, don't step out to get eggs during a blackout.

All sorted.

Yo bro...

What should we do about this?

Come on Don Asgar, time to fulfil your last wish.

Hey!

Don Asgar, you turned out to be such a sneaky player!

If you were alive...

I would've bathed you in single malt whiskey!

- Thank you! - Hey!

Get him! Get that scoundrel!!

Catch him.

Don Asgar!

Don Asgar, please forgive me if you can!

Okay? Sorry.

Sorry.

God bless you.

Go, go, go, Lenny! Run!

RUN!

Get him! Catch him!

Get lost! Buzz off!

Lenny!

Where have you been?!

Did you get eggs and bread?

I was so scared.

We were so worried about you.

We?

Where have you been, bro?

How did you get hurt?

You okay?

You okay, Lenny?

Good you came back. We were so worried about you.

What is he doing?

I had no idea. Roshni called me over.

Is he okay?

Baby, are you okay?

Yeah.

3...

2...

1...

Boom!

Huh?

Late, as usual.

Can we try again, please?

3...

2...

1...

Boom!

Get him!

- Catch her! - Who are they?

What are you doing?

Let me go!

Ravi Saxena...

- Let go of my hand! - Roshni D'souza...

- You are under arrest! - What!

You'll have to frame my wife and my friend in a case and arrest them.

You'll find stolen ammunition from Ravi's car as proof.

They should be put behind bars for the longest term possible.

Do this much, captain chewing gum,

and this memory card will disappear.

We got a weapon's consignment from your car.

- What! - And those are military-registered

weapons stolen from Kashmir, a month ago.

And you are... his accomplice because of constant communication.

But what's the proof?

- Proof? - Yeah, proof!

- Proof? - Yes, proof!

We found your fingerprints!

- What nonsense! - There's got to be some miscommunication, sir.

Sir... I am a journalist! I'm not a terrorist!

Lenny! Say something!

And I'm a journalist's wife! Why are you framing me in this?

- Say something, Lenny! - Save your defence for the court!

- What are you doing? - Pick him up! Come on! Take him away!

Put him in the van!

- Do you have a warrant? - Warrant, huh?

Yeah, I'll show you the warrant! GO!

Take her away!

I didn't do anything, sir! Let me go! Please sir!

Take her away! Come on!

Do something! Why are you just standing there?

Help!

Hold on madam, can we have a minute?

You are about to start a new life.

Here, for good luck.

Good luck?

Lenny, do something!

Goddamn it, I'm your wife! Help me!

Oh yes! Yes, I can help you.

- Give me a minute. - Where are you going?

Baby, help me no!

Please!

It'll be quite dark in the prison, Roshni.

Use your inner glow.

Okay?

Enjoy eggs and bread over there.

LENNY!

Oh, Don Asgar!

I pray that you get your single malt whiskey in heaven.

Rest in peace, Don Asgar!

God bless you.

'I am Time.'

'And every now and then, I will take your--'

'Hold your horses, guys.'

'Didn't we say,'

'We'll reveal all the secrets in the end?'

'Well, the end is here.'

You know he's a psycho killer?

He chops off his own fingers, if he makes a mistake.

Mr. Gaekwad told me, he's a professional killer.

Most wanted.

Good Lord!

I've heard rumours about you before,

But now I'm convinced...

Target Lenny D'Souza.

Sting Operation Journalist.

I'll wire you the money.

I want you to shoot him in the head.