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- Previously

on the "Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- We want to finally do

our girls' trip to La Quinta.

- I may have

to call Naomi Campbell

and get her HAZMAT suit.

- [laughs]

Yeah, exactly.

- Do they have a man here

that can help?

Some of it's heavy.

- I don't have help here.

Did you bring a house man?

- Something broke today

about her and Tom being sued.

[dramatic music]

- Wow, this is on "Fox News."

- It's everywhere.

- I ask myself,

what else is coming?

- Do you have any idea?

- None.

It's not just Tom

going down with the ship.

He's taking us all down

with it.

- I'm sorry.

- Kyle, this is so hard to do.

This is so hard.

What's happening is so hard.

- Do we know how it went

with Tom today?

- The government froze

all of his assets

because at least $2 million

was used inappropriately.

- He was cheating on you.

- The divorce, the affairs.

I mean, how do you process

all of this?

- This is my life.

* *

[upbeat music]

* *

Good morning.

- Good morning.

- I see dirty dishes.

- You know what, I'm trying

to just look beyond right now.

Look beyond the dirty dishes.

- Okay, yes.

- Good morning, sunshine.

- Good morning.

- Ugh, this house.

- We need

to have somebody come.

- They're coming.

- Oh, my God.

- Good morning.

- Good morning, Dorit.

- I need coffee so bad.

Do you not feel sick?

- Oh, my God, yeah.

I have a wee little bit

of a headache.

After Erika left last night,

there was heavy conversation.

- You guys have fun.

Enjoy.

- See you tomorrow.

Have a nice time at the hotel.

- You guys, the stress

this must be causing her.

- Look what she's lived with

and what she's held inside.

- It reminds me

of the Madoff thing.

Like, what is

actually happening?

- Why? I don't know why

it turned into a dance party.

Because we like to have fun!

[synth pop music]

- Go, Doogie, go!

Whoo!

- [grunts]

- By the way--ah!

Okay, I want to sit down

and have my coffee

so I can feel

like a human being,

'cause I am not

quite a human yet.

- Did you drink a lot

last night?

- What is this?

- What?

- Wait, what?

- What? What? What?

What's happening?

- Is Tom in the hospital?

- What does it say?

- It says "hospitalized

for serious illness."

- What?

[gasps]

- Right now, he's hospitalized?

- No. Wait, hold on.

- Saying that

Tom was hospitalized.

But we're trying to figure out

if it was or he is.

I think--it said he was,

but I don't think he is now.

- He was hospitalized, it said?

He was?

- His attorneys are coming out

and saying this right now.

They're saying that he suffered

a serious illness

in recent months for which

he needed to be hospitalized,

meaning he was, but not now.

- There's so much stuff

she can't talk about.

- There's a lot going on. Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

This has got--

it's, like, never-ending.

- No, he's--it's over for him.

- Every day,

there is a new story.

New allegations.

- [sighs]

- Every day,

she's dealing with this.

- Morning!

all: Good morning.

- Hi.

- How are you guys?

How'd you guys sleep?

- Slept well, a little tired.

- I slept good, actually.

- Oh, good.

- Those are cute pants.

- Thanks.

- Very cute.

- So what's the plan?

- The plan is--

well, I have electric bikes,

if you guys want to--

whoever wants to go for a ride.

- I'll do it.

- I'll go.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I might be

a little scared.

I'm accident-prone.

I really like feet

on the ground.

I'm a feet-on-the-ground

kind of girl.

- I'm gonna go get ready.

- Yeah, same.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- Hi, guys.

- Good morning.

- How's it going, y'all?

- You look cute.

How was your bed?

- The bed is actually soft.

But I couldn't go to sleep.

I'm hungry.

- There's muffins out there.

- Good morning, Erika!

Did you sleep at all?

A little bit. Okay.

- A little bit.

Last night was really intense.

- All right.

I'm gonna hug you anyway.

- And with the lawsuits

and hearings

and everything else

that's happening around me,

there's a lot of anxiety

right now.

- Here's our biking queen.

- Hi.

Are you coming biking, honey?

- I'm kind of tired,

so I'll stay back.

- I know Erika holds things

close to her chest,

but I don't think it hit me

that she really was

going through such a hard time

until last night.

I hated when I read

his legal team

asked the court to not allow

you to have spousal support.

- Yeah.

- I don't begrudge Erika

for not sharing

how bad her life was.

But sometimes you wonder,

why doesn't she trust me?

Why doesn't she feel

comfortable opening up

about her struggles?

- You guys,

go have a good time.

I'm fine.

- Come on, my loves.

Are we going? All right.

- Yeah. Let's go.

- Okay, bye, guys.

- Bye, guys.

- Bye.

Oh, wow.

- Oh.

- Let's do this.

- Ready?

- On your mark. Get set.

all: Go!

- Go, guys. Go!

- Whoo!

- Whoo--oh, my God.

Watch out. Ahh!

- Sh--.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

Don't get hit by a car.

Wow, they go fast!

- Good morning, glory.

- Hi. What's wrong?

- I didn't sleep.

I couldn't sleep.

It was so boiling.

She had it at 76.

- 76? Jeez.

- Oh, I had my--

- Mine's at 68.

- I had my fan going

and the door open,

'cause I like it cold.

I'm gonna get dressed

and be back down.

- I'm gonna try to

close my eyes for a little bit.

- Oh.

- Look how cute this is.

I can't believe

we did not know this was here.

- I got off

on the wrong side, oops.

- Kyle, you didn't tell me

there were shops here.

- Isn't this adorable,

you guys?

- So cute. I love this.

- Yes!

- Let's get a crepe.

- Yes.

- I would like

a cold brew iced coffee.

- Do you have, like,

jalapeños or anything?

- Can't decide between a

pumpkin spice or a chai latte.

- I mean, I want everything.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you so much.

both: Thank you.

- I love this cute

little furniture.

- I know.

Kathy's calling.

I need to answer Kathy.

Hi.

- Hi. Do you have a straw,

by any chance, here,

for my shake?

- What? A straw?

- We'll bring one back.

- I need a straw

for the shake.

- For the shake.

Oh, she's got her shakes

that she drinks in the morning.

- I don't think I have a straw.

- Can you bring me

a straw and chia seeds?

- I'll go get her--

and chia seeds?

- No, I can't get chia seeds!

I can get you a straw.

- I need them.

- Oh, she is funny.

- Kathy.

I will get you a straw.

- Chia seeds and a straw.

Please. That's it.

That's all I ask.

- I'm on a bike.

I'm not in a car.

- Okay, but if anybody has

a straw or chia seeds,

I would really love it.

- Let me look in my purse.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

- Does she have somebody

at home

that takes care of her, like--

she always has,

like, a guy too.

- Well, don't forget

she's someone that also used

to live in the Waldorf Astoria.

Call down and have everything

sent right to her home.

I think she runs

like a hotel too.

- Yeah. Well, why wouldn't you?

- I mean,

your last name's Hilton.

- I think--I think

we're all just jealous.

- We are jealous!

I, for sure, am jealous!

- If we could sum up,

we just want Kathy's life.

- I like being self-sufficient.

- If you don't need

to be self-sufficient,

why wouldn't you just be Kathy?

- God, I felt--I just can't

stop thinking about Erika

and that conversation

last night.

- Oh, I know.

I know.

- Guys, can you imagine being

married to someone who's 81

and--and he's

been cheating on you?

- Well, I don't even think

that the age

has anything to do with it.

I mean, just the fact

that he would do it

and then be so mean to her.

She worked really hard to try

and paint a different picture.

- Of course. Yeah.

- And yet she still thinks

about protecting him.

- I know.

- Yep.

- I really hope that

someone is advising her,

someone's telling her, like,

"Erika, he's not gonna

protect you now,

so think about yourself."

- No, I think he's gonna do

the opposite.

I actually think he's

gonna try to take her down.

- Well, when he said,

"You pay the lawyer bills,"

that was an extra--

- Not even the lawyer bills.

- Well, but no spousal support.

- He asked the court

to terminate--

- You guys,

she's not getting a penny.

- I don't think

there's a penny to get.

- Well, that's

what I think it is.

- That's the problem.

- I think there's no money.

[dramatic music]

* *

- Coming up...

- With any of the lawsuits,

did you have a heads-up?

[upbeat music]

* *

- That was fun.

- That was fun. Ah!

- I love it so much.

- I could do this every day.

- So we'll meet back up?

both: Yeah.

- We're playing croquet

a little later.

- Okay.

- Bye, girls!

- Oh, are you going back

to the hotel?

- Yeah, I'm gonna chill.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Okay, so I'll see you

at croquet.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna go get myself

ready for croquet.

- Who wants to decorate

the Christmas tree?

Where is everybody?

- Well, yeah, that was been

my question for hours now.

- What do you mean?

Where's Erika?

- Asleep.

- Wait, Dorit, do you want

to run this to Kathy?

- Yes.

- She asked for straws?

- She asked for a straw

and chia seeds. Don't ask.

- And no, we didn't get

the chia seeds.

- I got to put these ornaments

on the tree.

- Oh.

We're decorating the tree?

Is that what's happening

right now?

- Yeah.

Oh, hi.

- Are you decorating the tree?

- We're decorating the tree.

So we're gonna play

a little croquet,

and then tonight

we're gonna have dinner.

- At my place.

- Yay!

- It's so pretty over there.

- Oh, good.

Now, Erika.

- Yeah?

- You have a house here.

- Yeah.

- Where is it--

- Tom does. Yeah, Tom does.

- Where is it?

- I've never--

I don't know

what this address is,

but it's here.

I have a few houses

I don't go to.

And one of them,

I'm a neighbor to Kyle.

- That's right!

- Oh, funny.

- You know that, right?

I've never been in it.

- Your name is

on the homeowner directory?

- Can I see that?

- Yeah, let me see

if I can find it.

- Find the homeowners thing.

I'd like to know.

- Oh, hi. You're awake.

- Yeah.

- We're on a scavenger hunt,

looking for a house.

- Oh, I just--let me

have some coffee first.

- I'm looking on the app

for the homeowners here.

Let me see if I have it here.

Hold on. Hold on.

There you are.

But our addresses

are not there,

just our phone numbers

and emails.

- See, I'd always been told

that we have a house here,

but I still don't have

any addresses

to where this house is.

- Have you ever been to it?

- No.

- How do you own a home

that you don't know

the address to

and you've never been there?

- No, I asked.

I asked about the home

or property in La Quinta,

and I never got

a straight answer.

- There's stuff

that gets bought

and you don't know sometimes.

It wasn't until I got divorced

that I found out

I was partial owner in two

minor league baseball teams,

so I get real into this.

- I do know

he doesn't spend time--

I mean,

I've never seen Tom here.

- Yeah, but somebody has

to be in this house.

- Oh!

- What, is the house

gonna sit closed?

- Can you imagine?

Okay, I'm not gonna tell you

what just went through my head.

- What, there's a whole

nother family down here?

- Oh, Lord, mercy.

- Oh, goddamn.

- I've already thought

of all of it.

- A woman.

- Yeah. I thought of all of it.

But then again, what do I know?

I don't ----ing know

where my house is.

- Well, just say, "I need

security to open up my house.

"I haven't been here

in a while,

"and I forgot where it is.

"I travel, and I have homes

all over, and I get confused.

In fact, I just remembered that

we have a place down here."

- "I've been in a hotel

like a damn fool!"

- Yeah, "I'm really mixed up."

- It wouldn't work

if I called,

but I bet if Kathy Hilton

called, it would work,

so I think that

she should pretend to be me,

and she'd probably get the

answer in, like, five minutes.

"You know, I travel a lot,

and I forgot the address."

- You know?

- Okay, I just sent a text

to the general manager

to give us the address.

Huh, well, let's see

if he responds.

- Let's see.

- Did you see

what it said today about

how he was hospitalized?

- Yeah, I don't even know

what that is.

- They're saying

that he was hospitalized

because he was sick,

so that's why he didn't know

what he was doing

and didn't pay those people,

I think is what it was saying.

I think it's the lawyers

stating that.

- I don't know what that is.

I don't know

where it comes from.

I read it this morning, though.

- Your mind must be

just racing right now.

- Yeah.

But it's good that you're here.

- Okay. So let's--

let's get ready for croquet.

- I'm ready.

- Crystal's gonna

meet us there.

- I'm gonna finish this.

- Okay.

- And I'll meet you there.

[soft laughter]

- Yeah. Okay.

Let's go, guys.

Kathy's gonna meet us there.

- Let's go!

- Okay. Let's go.

Let's do it.

* Let's do this *

* *

- Rinna, you grew up

playing croquet.

You gonna help me set this up?

I don't have people

for this, guys.

- Siri, can you pull up

a croquet diagram for me?

- You're asking Siri?

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

- I don't remember

the rules of croquet at all.

- The object of the game

is to race your opponent

around the course of wickets

and hit the finishing stick

before your opponent.

- I just remember we had this

patch of lawn in our backyard,

and, for some reason,

we would play croquet.

Until we got a pool,

and we ripped out the grass,

and we never

played croquet again.

You're gonna come over here

and have to hit through here,

which doesn't really make

a whole lot of sense.

No, you have to wait a turn.

- So we gotta go here

and then aim that way.

- Yeah.

- With the stick in the way

like that?

That doesn't make any sense.

- I think that people

have this idea

that if people are

somewhat successful

and live

in a nice neighborhood

that they play croquet.

- I have no fricking idea

how to play croquet.

I've never done that

in my entire life.

- Nerd alert: croquet player.

- I still don't know

how to play.

- I have no idea.

- Aw, sh--!

- But I feel like just

getting out and doing something

is a good distraction

for Erika.

- Oh, sh--.

[laughter]

- Oh, look at Crystal!

- (BLEEP) off, Crystal.

- I've never

played this before.

- Wasn't this supposed

to get me out of feeling bad?

I feel worse.

I just feel worse.

This was supposed to help me

feel good. I feel worse.

- Come on, Rinna!

- This is our version

of croquet.

I think we were supposed

to be counting our strokes.

- Hey! Oh, my God!

Wait! That's what you do?

- Destroy the croquet!

Destroy it!

[laughter]

Winner! Kyle buys dinner.

- Lookit, there's Kathy

right there.

- Oh, my God.

You missed the croquet.

- Hi, honey.

- You missed

an exhilarating game.

- Are we playing

"Duck, Duck, Goose"?

- No.

- Yes.

- Got here just in time.

- Just in time.

- Yeah, you missed

all the excitement.

- Did you get the straws

I left under your door?

- No. I didn't see them.

- I left you two straws

under your door.

- I probably stepped on them.

[laughter]

- And Garcelle

wasn't at the house?

Obviously not.

- No, I didn't see her.

- When does Garcelle get here?

- She's got an hour.

- She's getting in

at, like, 4:00-something.

And Garcelle is

staying at the hotel

'cause she didn't want

to stay at the house.

- I'll just stay with Garcelle.

[laughter]

- She didn't want to stay

at the house because of COVID.

Or maybe it's someone.

Who knows? [laughs]

- Well...

- We'll find out tonight.

- Well, it could be both of us.

[cackles]

- Are you guys okay?

- Yeah, we're fine.

Listen, the way

we have put it is,

let it be, let us move on,

and take it one day at a time.

- Right.

- I just want you to know that

it's going to take some time.

- And I'm okay with that.

- So we're there.

- Okay.

We aren't where we used to be,

but you can't rush it.

And I also don't want

to force it.

So it is what it is.

- Did she every follow you back

on Instagram, out of curiosity?

- I don't know.

- Okay.

- I don't care.

I'm not sure.

I don't think so.

But again, I don't check,

so I don't know.

And I don't really want

to know.

But I doubt she has.

And I don't care.

- I know, because I check.

She's not following you.

She doesn't follow

either one of us, okay?

- It's a shame

not to follow me,

'cause I am ----ing funny.

- What time is now, 3:00?

- 3:00.

- A little after 3:00.

3:04.

- Okay, you guys,

let's go back to the house.

- All right.

- Garcelle is coming.

- How do I get up?

[laughter]

- I am not--

you are not using me.

- Would you like

to use my back?

- Yes!

- Coming up...

- You don't even know what

a broom looks like, probably.

- I do.

I ride one, darling.

[upbeat music]

* *

- This is really bothering me,

that stain there.

- Where are

those COVID bitches?

- Oh, my God!

- I am not taking any chances

with any of you.

- Dorit, Kathy,

please come down here.

I cannot. No.

- I am not--

- That just scared the sh--

out of me!

Hilarious. See, this is

the Garcelle that I love.

Free, fun,

nonjudgmental Garcelle

having a good old time.

I love this Garcelle.

- I am disinfecting all of you.

- Okay.

- These bitches had COVID.

I'm not walking in there

without being prepared.

- What does this do?

- Turn around!

- Beep, beep, beep, beep!

- I'll hug you either.

- No, not me.

- We're not hugging.

- We're not hugging.

We're, like--

- That suit could have

some germs on it.

- Yeah, we're not hugging.

- I'm heading to the hotel

to, uh,

get ready for dinner.

I'll see you guys later.

- All right.

I'll see you in a while.

* *

[doorbell rings]

- Hi.

- Hi!

Come in, pretty.

- Hi, honey.

- Oh, my God.

You look gorgeous.

- Thank you. So do you.

I like the black.

- Come sit. I'd offer you

a cocktail, but...

- That's okay. We have

plenty of time for that.

- [sighs]

- How's it going?

- I feel like

it's been going really well.

I also feel like

I've been here for a week.

[laughter]

You missed a lot last night,

like, with Erika.

She really just wore her heart

on her sleeve last night.

It was just heartbreaking.

I mean, like, he's cheating.

- What?

- He's sick.

I mean, there's so much.

- That's shocking.

- It's really sad.

- Hold on.

Tom is cheating?

When she was at my house,

it was a different story.

So no third party on his part?

- Not that I know of.

- I don't know why

she wouldn't admit that to me,

you know, especially

knowing my background.

Wow, I can't believe she

talked about all that stuff.

- Yeah.

- Let's go eat.

I'm starving.

- Okay. Okay, let's go.

- It's next door,

so I don't need a mask.

- It's literally next door.

Yeah.

* *

- Thank you so much.

Miss Erika. Erika.

- I'm coming.

- Hello?

- Hi. Come in.

- Hi!

- Erika.

- Oh, hi!

[laughter]

- There you are.

- Hi.

- Look at this room.

- You look amazing.

- I do not.

- This is a casita.

- It is.

Look at this whole thing, man.

- This is a mansion.

- Yeah.

- This is amazing.

- Hi, mama.

- All right,

let's have a drink.

Let's have a drink!

- Yes.

- Are you the bartender?

- It's such a compliment,

you guys want me

to make drinks.

I'm coming.

- She is great at it.

Erika.

- Yeah.

- Girl.

- [wearily] Yeah.

- I swear to God, what doesn't

break you makes you stronger.

- Really? I'm waiting.

[laughter]

- No, not yet.

- There they are.

- Hi.

- This view of this mountain

is amazing!

- Oh, how beautiful.

- Hi, my love.

- Nobody wanted to listen.

- Look at you.

You look gorgeous.

- So pretty. I love that green.

- Happy holidays.

And that's a color on you.

- Thank you.

- Oh, there's Miss Crystal.

- I asked her

to make the drinks.

- I think I'm gonna

try one of these.

- Cheers, you and me.

Cheers.

- Sitting?

- We're sitting.

- It's beautiful.

I love that.

I think I'm gonna--do you want

to move over just a hair?

- Yes, I will.

- You look beautiful.

- Thank you. You too.

- What a gorgeous group!

- Wait, who do you have?

You have Laia here?

- Yeah. 'Cause

she's with Tiago all day.

- Wait, they're all

in the back, in the casita?

- One person and my dog.

I don't have anybody anymore.

You know, I used

to have two housekeepers,

and I don't--I don't have

any of that, so...

- Right.

- Look.

I learned how to go

into a bank in March.

- What?

- Yeah.

I didn't know how to deposit.

I never had a debit card.

- We need to take care

of ourselves.

- But for 22 years,

it was not my life.

So there you go.

- I don't know how to use one.

I don't know.

Just give yourself

a little time.

- Yeah. It's a--

it's a whole new world.

[apprehensive music]

Are you hungry?

- I am starving!

- I'm really ready

to eat dinner.

- So let me say this:

we had to order room service,

but it has arrived

in these bags.

- It's a sack dinner.

- So let's not be

too precious about it

and figure out what this is.

- Oh, my God.

I ordered a lot.

- This is hysterical.

I love this.

- It's a picnic.

- You know, this is

actually kind of cute.

- Oh, no.

I got salsa on my coat.

- I could eat, like,

double this food.

- Me too.

I like it that you eat.

- Oh, you missed last night.

- I heard a little bit.

- No, we were waiting for you.

We were excited

that you were coming.

- Aw, I'm so happy I came.

I'm sorry

I missed the night before.

- I made lasagna,

a big thing of bread.

Kathy goes,

"Do you need any help?"

You didn't help at all!

- I did.

I swept the kitchen.

- You swept it with a--

with a spatula.

What are you doing?

Kathy, that's for the barbecue,

and you're putting glass in it.

That's not a cleaning brush!

- I thought

it was a floor cleaner.

- You don't even know what

a broom looks like, probably.

- I do.

I ride one, darling.

[laughter]

- By the way, we Googled...

- Uh-huh.

- An address and found

one of your houses here.

- Look.

Even has a satellite view.

Wait, wait, wait. Right there.

- Oh, did he sell it?

- Oh.

- [gasps]

- Is it the one close to you?

- It's less than a mile away.

But I don't think

you have it anymore.

I think that was sold.

* *

- How can you sell that

without telling me?

- You can't.

And when they do the forensics,

they'll find it.

Forensics is super important.

That's how they can determine

what your spousal support is.

And in California,

your spouse's assets

are communal property.

- It said that it was sold

in 2018, I think.

- Huh, nice.

Thank you. Really?

- But, Erika,

almost more important

than your attorney is

your forensics team.

- Yes, it is.

- Especially with these--

like, these men.

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- Wait, to find out what?

I'm confused.

- It goes through all

of your financial history

to see, like, what exactly

the assets were.

- Something like

selling something in 2018,

which I wasn't aware of,

you know?

- Which she didn't know.

- Deep, deep, deep.

Like Turks and Caicos money.

- Like, anywhere offshore.

- Like show money?

- Yes.

- Offshore, through

different holding companies.

- Yes.

- Like, deep, deep, deep.

- Really?

- Yes.

- They can find any of it.

- Oh, yeah.

- Do you know of good people?

- Yes. I think so.

- You can hire

my ex-husband's team.

They're excellent.

- Big money, you want

to find out where it is.

- Yeah.

- Because you get half of it.

Right?

- Yeah.

- So you want to find out

where it is.

- You want to know exactly

where every single penny is.

* *

- All right,

let's go around the table.

[all groan]

- Let's go around,

and one word that

you think of yourself. Go.

- I'm hardworking.

- Dorit, you forgot talkative.

- One word.

- I would say I'm honest.

- Oh, that's good.

- What's one word?

- There's too many.

[laughter]

- Narrow it down.

- I'm gonna--

- One.

- Proud.

- Oh!

- Oh, great!

Great word.

You. What's the one word

you say about you?

- I will say, um...

I don't know what's the word.

I can't think of a word, but--

- What would Confucius say?

- Oh, my God!

- What would Confucius say?

- Oh, shut up!

- She was related to him.

- Wait, you're related

to Confucius?

- Yeah, he is my ancestor.

I'm a descendant of Confucius.

- Oh, wow!

That's amazing.

- Oh, I thought you were

----ing being rude.

- No!

[cackles]

- She thought I was being rude!

- I thought she was being rude.

- Why, Kyle?

'Cause I'm Chinese?

'Cause I'm Asian?

[laughter]

- How did you discover

that you were a descendant?

- A descendant?

So my dad was

actually born in Qufu,

which is the village

where Confucius was born,

so we're, like, kind of

the first generation

to, like, be born

outside of the village.

- Oh!

- We actually have

the longest family tree

in the world.

- What?

- Yeah.

I'm one of the descendants.

76th generation.

- You.

- Eccentric.

- For sure.

- You didn't get a chance.

- I'll go.

- Would you like a chance?

- Yes. I'm tough.

But not in the sense of, like,

"I'm gonna kick your ass,"

but, like, mentally,

I'm really tough.

- My love, I think you and I

are very similar in to--

there's a hard shell,

but there's a very fragile

person inside.

- Totally.

- And I think, you know,

you've had

to fight your way up.

- And I'm not done.

- No, you're not done.

And I'm not worried about you.

You know, we will always

end up on top.

- Yes, Erika projects

this tough girl persona,

but you can only take so much.

- [yawns]

- I am so tired.

- I mean,

will she come out on top?

* *

I don't know.

- Ladies, thank you...

- Erika, thank you.

- For coming over.

- So hospitable.

- Get home safe, y'all.

- Coming up...

- I want you to see what

your mom is wearing right now.

[playful music]

[soft music]

* *

- How are you?

- Oh, my God.

I have a headache.

I think maybe

I drank a little too much

last night.

- Oh, my God.

- Some of the girls

are going shopping.

I am not going shopping.

I'm gonna go hiking

with Crystal and Erika.

- No kidding.

[upbeat music]

- We're going shopping.

I'm so excited.

- You guys,

if I don't buy gifts

for my kids online today--

- You're doomed.

- Harry has got me stressed

I'm not gonna be able

to have gifts on time.

- Well, because Harry said,

if you don't get it now,

it's not coming.

- And if Harry says it,

I mean--

- If Harry says it...

- It's true.

- This man knows

about his shopping.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm going to get ready.

* *

- Wow, you guys.

This is beautiful.

- There is something special

to the desert.

- Yeah.

- God, if these people

came out their backyard,

they just look up on this.

- I know. That's every day.

- Stunning.

- So good.

- Yeah.

- There's, like,

little animals scurrying by.

- Oh, yeah?

- Uh-huh.

- As long

as they stay little.

My mom lived in Miami.

She was so afraid of lizards

that you couldn't even

open the door to get in it.

She'd be like, "Shut the door!

Shut the door!"

And I'm like, "Mom,

I'm still coming through it."

- Were there not any lizards

in Haiti, though?

- I don't remember

seeing lizards in Haiti.

- Did you spend a lot of time

in Miami?

- When my mom was alive,

for sure,

I spent more time there.

- Right.

When did she pass--

- How many are you?

- There's seven of us.

- What number are you?

- I'm the last of seven.

There's Maurice, Erose,

Gladys, Chantal, Elie...

Who am I missing?

I'm missing someone.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's terrible.

- And where is everyone?

- Mainly Florida.

My sister Carol!

I forgot about her.

Oh, my God!

I love you, Carol.

Wow, you guys.

Look at this.

- Oh.

- Wow.

- This is so pretty, guys.

- Wow!

- Come on.

- Oh, that is pretty.

- This is amazing!

- Wow, you guys.

- Really pretty.

- See, wasn't that

worth it, guys?

Over shopping?

- Yeah.

- So happy

to be shopping today.

- And the weather's

so gorgeous!

- Such a pretty day.

- Gorgeous.

- I feel a little kick

in my step.

- Uh-oh.

- Well, let's go in here.

- Welcome, ladies.

- Hi there.

How are you?

- Hi!

- This is so cute.

- Ooh, this is groovy.

- Champagne for you,

if you'd like it.

- Oh, my gosh.

- That's very sweet.

- That is very nice.

- You need a sip of this?

- Yeah.

- You know what, Sutton?

- Let's--yeah.

- Happy holidays.

- Happy holidays.

- You look like a vision with

your champagne with the berries

and your pink and--

- I'm very Palm Springs today.

- What am I?

- You're very houndstooth-y.

You're, like, foxhounding.

- I'm, like,

very British today.

- You're very British today,

darling.

Happy Christmas.

- Oh, my gosh.

Look at Kathy.

- Cute.

[laughter]

- Hi.

- Hi, honey, what's going on?

- It's snowing so much.

- It is?

- Mm-hmm.

- Hold on one second.

- Who is this? Nicky?

- Nicky.

- Nicky, I want you to see what

your mom is wearing right now.

[laughter]

- Nicky. Nicky.

- She doesn't listen!

- Vogue, vogue, vogue.

- I'm telling you.

And then all the girls

are like, "She looks great."

I'm like, "Yeah,

she's not your sister. Thanks."

- Do I look that silly?

- See, look at Nicky.

See, Nicky looks chic

even sitting at home.

She matches her Hermès pillows.

- With her coffee cup.

- That's kind of sickening.

- "Your outfit's awful. Bye."

She hung up on you.

- Bye? Well, that was--

my outfit--okay.

Well, you know what, I'm not--

I'm not at a fashion show.

- Well, you say that every day.

[laughter]

- It's a girls' trip

in the desert.

Who are we trying to impress?

Like, what, am I supposed

to be all dolled up?

- Garcelle and Crystal

and Erika coming,

or are they doing

their own thing?

- No, they're going

to clear their minds in a hike.

- Clear their minds?

- Yeah.

- What better way can you

clear your mind than shopping?

- Wow.

It's so peaceful.

- So what's going on?

- Nothing.

I want to find out about you.

- Well...

- Where are you at?

What are you--

what are you thinking?

Do you wake up in the morning

and go,

"What am I facing today"?

- Yeah.

It's a new story every day.

- Did something happen today?

- There's a hearing today

in Chicago.

I don't know what about yet.

I'll find out, but, you know.

- But you don't have

to be a part of all these--

- No. I'm not--I'm not being--

- And did he--

So his business

was his business,

and yours was yours.

Like, did you get an allowance?

Like, how did it work? Like--

- No, I didn't get

an allowance.

- Listen, I know that

I'm not supposed to ask people

about their finances...

How'd you get your money?

[dramatic music]

But no debit card,

no allowance?

It's killing me inside

not to ask her.

Did you guys share everything,

like, in terms of

both on the house,

both on finances?

- All of that is kept

very far away from me.

Credit cards.

Yeah, life was on credit cards.

And I would get cash from Tom.

He always had cash on,

so if I just needed some money,

I'd ask,

"Can I have some money?"

Tom was doing all of that,

so I'm not privy

to any of that.

- Oh. That's good.

- It's actually very good.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah. It keeps you away

from it.

- Well, it's not my business.

It's not my law firm.

- Right.

- I'm not a lawyer.

- Yeah.

With any of the lawsuits,

like, did you have a heads-up?

Is that why you got divorced?

* *

- Coming up...

- Erika shared,

if you don't mind me saying,

that Tom calls her.

- Well, I do mind

you saying that,

'cause I feel like

you're betraying my friendship

- With any of the lawsuits,

like, did you have a heads-up?

Is that why you got divorced?

- No, I did not.

This was a long time coming,

a long battle with someone

whose personality

has completely changed.

Three years ago,

he had a terrible,

terrible head injury.

- Really?

- Yes.

And there was a significant

shift in his personality,

his decision-making,

and who he is.

- He had a car accident

a few years ago.

- Right.

- Which is when

you started seeing signs.

- Oh! I just put that together.

- There was severe decline.

- Mm.

- And it comes down

to simple things,

like there was no conversation.

- Really?

- The conversations

that I used to have with him,

the back-and-forth,

was no longer.

The repetitive phrases,

the forgetting

what we were talking about.

I would hear the same stories

ten times in one day.

And if you said,

"Oh, I remember that"...

- Right.

- Rage.

- Sure.

- Wow.

- Like, I was a whipping boy.

- What do you mean?

- Just, he would

lay out on me anything.

It was the anger,

the frustration.

I took it all.

- Wow.

- That kind of thing--

like, I watched this--

my grandmother had Alzheimer's,

so I watched that,

and I was like,

"(BLEEP), I know what this is.

Like, I saw this."

- Wow.

- And I think that

he denied it to himself.

Like, "This isn't happening."

- Yes.

- You know, how your dad--

- Same thing.

- Her father had Alzheimer's.

- Oh.

- It's so horrible.

It's like being a prisoner

in your house.

You had to leave,

because the caretaker,

the people taking it,

are the ones who really suffer.

- Yeah.

- They decline. They get sick.

And my mom was, like-

just, like, in a mental, like--

- Oh, I bet.

I'm so ----ed up mentally.

- Yeah. It was three years

too long that you had to stay.

- This is sad.

- So if all those things

truly happened that they're

saying happened, do you think

it's because mentally,

things were in decline?

- Yeah. I do.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- I don't think that--

- Intentionally.

- No.

- Got it.

- Part of true brain trauma

is making decisions

that you wouldn't

normally make.

It's hard to watch someone

go through this.

And there is nothing

I can do to help.

- Yeah.

- That's gotta be frustrating.

- I tried. He doesn't listen.

He's resisting everything.

Still to this day.

Well, from what I'm told.

When I came home

from Broadway,

we kind of had a reconnection,

'cause we would eat dinner

together every night.

But things had

definitely changed.

He was changing rapidly.

And the refusal to acknowledge

anything that was happening.

- I'm so sorry.

- The calls I was getting

from his lawyers at the firm.

One of his lawyers

crying on the phone to me,

"We have to do something.

We have to do something."

What is it that we can do?

- Shall we?

- Yeah, let's do it.

Such a bizarre ending

to a career,

you know.

- Since we're not

going shopping,

maybe we can have a mimosa.

- After this sh--,

yeah, I want some liquor.

- By the way, it will pass.

It's just right now.

- Right, I just wish

that all of this pain

that he's in would stop

for him.

And that--turn in the Bar card,

let's work it out, you know?

Like, obviously,

I have not talked to him,

and I cannot talk to him.

- Right. Right.

- Even though

he calls me every day.

both: He does?

- Mm-hmm.

That's another hard part of it.

- Oh.

- I had to ask my attorney

to call his attorney to say,

"Please stop calling Erika."

Tom is in legal jeopardy,

and I cannot talk to him.

And if I am asked,

"When was the last time

you spoke to him?"

I have to be able to say,

you know, the day I left,

which is the truth.

You know, it's just horrible.

"I love you.

Miss you.

Come home.

Are you sure?"

- Can you imagine?

- Like, stop. You gotta stop.

You have to stop, honey.

You need help.

- Wow.

- And I can't give it.

- Yeah. I'm so sorry.

- God.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Thank you.

* *

- Thank you.

- Ooh, it's actually--

it's later than I thought.

- What time is it now?

- It's 2:00.

- Oh. You beat us.

- I sure did.

How beautiful is this view?

- I mean, this is such a

pretty, pretty, pretty place.

- It really is.

- Hello!

Hello, ladies.

- Hey.

- Hello, ladies!

- Hi.

What'd you buy?

What'd you buy?

Did anybody buy me anything?

both: No.

[laughter]

- Just a few little things,

you know.

- How was your hike?

- It's actually very pretty.

- Yeah.

- Was it beautiful?

- We were, like,

in the mountains.

- Okay, I gonna go potty.

- I'm changing.

- Okay, so Kathy's

picking up tacos,

but I'm gonna

set some stuff out.

Um, is that good?

- We can get down

with some desserts.

- Yeah, I'm like--

I can eat whatever.

- Desserts? Okay.

Let me get on it.

- You sharing

that Tom calls you

is the saddest thing I've--

- Yeah, it's bad.

- Whew!

Do you feel like saying,

"Stop the train.

I want to get off"?

- I'd like to get off.

- Oh, wait.

Wait. Uh-oh. Why?

- You really would want

to get off this one.

[car horn honks]

- Oh, my God, she has

the man with the tacos.

- [laughs]

Of course! Kathy.

- You make me happy, darling.

- Hi, Kathy.

What'd you get?

- Did you?

I love tacos.

- Kathy does nothing

that isn't extra.

She can't just buy,

like, eight tacos.

She has to buy, like, 58 tacos.

- I'm having a taco.

- Kyle, will you

spend Christmas here?

- I'll be in Aspen

for Christmas.

- I will be in Hancock Park

in my little abode.

- Are you gonna put up a tree?

Are you doing that?

- I was just gonna say that.

- Someone gave me a pink tree

to put up.

- They did?

- Oh, how cute.

- Oh, good!

- Yeah.

Yeah, just, I needed something

to feel fun and light.

You know, just the whole

lighten up the mood, and--

- What was

the latest development

that you were saying?

- I'm waiting

for, um, a transcript.

I'm waiting.

I think I know what it is,

but I want to make sure that

I know what it is before I say.

I have to be careful here,

because when you're talking

about lawyers being involved,

it's always best to be quiet

and keep it very, very,

very close to the vest.

And oftentimes, that doesn't

satisfy people's curiosities,

but it is, in fact,

your best interest.

I may go back early.

I'm not gonna lie, you guys.

- Oh, are you?

- I might.

Depending on what news I get,

I may go back early.

- I get it. I'll go with you,

if you need company.

- I may need to go deal

with some sh--.

- Erika shared,

if you don't mind me saying,

that Tom calls her.

[tense music]

* *

- Well, I do mind

you saying that,

'cause I feel like

you're betraying my friendship

right now,

but please, have your moment.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, babe.

- No, I don't want to do it

like that.

- So let me

tell the ----ing story.

* *

Tom calls me all the time.

* *

I won't take his calls.

And you got it out of me once,

and now you want

to do it again.

- That's not my intention.

I don't--

- Don't ----ing sugarcoat it.

- Erika shared,

if you don't mind me saying,

that Tom calls her.

- Tom calls me all the time.

[dramatic music]

I won't take his calls.

And you got it out of me once,

and now you want

to do it again.

- That's not my intention.

I don't--

- Don't ----ing sugarcoat it.

* *

- I have seen Erika

lose her temper.

- She didn't kill your child.

- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

Let me finish, Dorit.

You talk a lot.

- You don't talk enough.

- I say important sh--.

You say too much boring sh--.

It's possible.

- You pretending that

it's fully amnesia right now

is confusing.

- Don't ever,

ever do that to me.

- I don't even know

why she is so upset.

But when Erika gets triggered,

she goes from 0 to 100.

- We were walking back.

You said that.

You shared with us.

* *

What the (BLEEP)?

She's been so open.

She talked about

Tom cheating on her.

She talked about something

changed in his brain makeup.

This is what

I would never want to do

is that look on her face,

looking at me right now.

And so for me

to mention Tom calling her,

why would that set her off?

- [clears throat] I was

sharing a private moment,

something that I haven't said.

Sometimes not everything

is up for discussion.

Just because someone tells me

something about one of you

does not mean

I'm bringing it up.

I've been very open.

- Yes, you have.

- And very honest.

So I think that was dirty.

- Erika.

- You know.

- I get

you're going through a lot.

I totally understand.

I've said to you

the fact that--

- But you didn't have

to do it twice, Garcelle.

You did it once.

You didn't have to do it again.

You did it twice.

- Okay.

- You know?

- I'll own it.

- You already got it once.

- Got it.

- You didn't have to do it

in front of them.

Once was enough.

* *

- Got it.

I thought she wanted

to share it with the group.

I didn't think me asking Erika

about Tom calling her

to the friends

that she's known the longest

was a big deal.

- There's only so--

that I can take right now,

you guys.

I...

- It's okay.

- [sniffling]

I-I just want to go

to the bathroom for...

[hiccups]

A minute.

- It's just a lot right now.

I mean, obviously--

- I don't know.

- No, she shared it with us.

But you had already

got in the car when she said,

"I don't want

to talk about it."

So you didn't hear that.

- Oh, okay.

- I think if someone

shares something and says,

"You know, listen,

I don't want to talk about it,"

or if she gave you

an indication--

- But you're making it like

I did this intentionally,

and it's not--

and it's not the truth.

- No, I know, 'cause

you were in the car already.

You did not hear.

I know that.

- I would never want

to hurt her.

She's already

going through a lot.

I would never want to do that,

but I never got told not to.

- This is a misunderstanding.

I knew Erika didn't want

to talk about this,

so when Garcelle

brought it up...

[sighs] And it just went

to the worst possible place.

If you were there with me,

I know you would have been

like me and not said anything.

- No, I didn't know.

- No, I know.

- Wait, I'm confused.

What did Garcelle ask

that was so bad?

People don't react

to questions like that

unless something else

is happening.

- [sobbing]

* *

* *

[sobbing continues]

- Next time on

"The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- It's real, isn't it?

- It's vintage Cartier.

- You're so ----ing rich.

Hey, let's play a game.

- Games always lead to trouble.

Great!

Rinna shared with us today

that Harry has acrylic nails.

[all screaming]

- Oh, my God!

[notification chimes]

- [gasps]

- Oh, God.

[tense music]

It's implying that

Erika was complicit.

- They used the word

"Ponzi scheme."

- It's almost as if

we've not known her at all.

- I'm not sure

I want to be around Erika

during this time.

* *