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[wind howling]

[cackling]

fl'll scare you Scooby-Doo J

~ And Shaggy too before I'm through J

J That's what I'll do I

[shivering]

[cackling]

~ | scare goblins ghosts and ghouls J

~ Hooting owls or bats J

~ Grown-up folk and little kids I

f leven scare my cats f

[cackling]

~ But one thing frightens me J

~ So exceedingly J

f | hope | never see the Boo Brothers J

[cackling]

~ Very scary legendary f

Boo Brothers Jf

~ Those very boastly f

~ Mostly ghostly f

Boo Brothers Jf

[cackling]

~ Here | am a poor old witch I

~ So afraid | shake and twitch I

~ That's one group I'd love to ditch J

< The Boo Brothers I

~ Very kooky very spooky f

Boo Brothers Jf

[cackling]

Boo Brothers Jf

Boo Brothers Jf

[cackling]

S Boo Brothers! JS

[instrumental music]

(Shaggy) Wow! Like, what a great part of the country.

The south is really beautiful, isn't it, Scoob?

(Scooby) You bet.

How much farther is it to your new place, Shag?

Shouldn't be too far, right, Scoob?

Let's see. Hm.

Oops.

Quit messin’ around, Scooby.

How much farther is it to the Beauregard Road turn-off?

I'm lookin’, I'm lookin’.

Doggone map.

Here, let me help you, Uncle Scoob.

Come on. Come on. Where's Beauregard Road?

(Scooby) ‘Okay, Okay.’

Hm. Here we go.

Through there.

(Shaggy) ‘Okay. Here we go.'

[tires screeching]

[thunder rumbling]

Zoinks, are you sure this is the right way

to the Beauregard place, Scoob?

Yeah, | think so.

Wow! Imagine inheriting a whole southern plantation.

Let's see that.

[yelping]

(Shaggy) ‘Sounds like we hit somethin’.'

‘| think we're like, lost.'

[groans]

Like, help me out of here, Scrappy.

Thanks a lot.

Now, let's have a look at that map, Scoob.

[frogs ribbitting]

Scoob?

Uncle Scooby, where are you?

Here | am.

[chuckling]

Like, how'd you get under there?

- That's me. - Well, where's the road map?

Right here.

Oh, wow! Now, we're really lost.

What could be worse?

It could be raining.

[lightning cracks]

[teeth chattering]

[instrumental music]

Like, wow.

Talk about spooky.

Ah, |-look out. A monster!

(Shaggy) Oh, no, you and your monsters.

(Scrappy) | don't see any monster out there.

Now, somebody's gonna have to get out and push.

Come on, Uncle Scoob, let's go.

(Scooby) ‘Oh, no!’

If there's any old monsters out there

| Know you can handle 'em.

(Scooby) ‘Right. I'm not afraid.’

splash

[teeth chattering]

Okay, guys, now when | give you the word

like, give it the old heave-ho!

"You guys ready?’

You bet. Right, Uncle Scoob?

(Shaggy) ‘Okay, guys. Heave-ho!'

[Scooby howling]

Hey, guys, wait up!

Hey, like, like, enough already, Scoob.

- Like, cool it. - Wow, Uncle Scooby.

Are you ever strong.

Hey!

[engine revving]

[thunder rumbling]

Scooby, get off me!

[siren wailing]

Alright, just pull that thing over

to the side of the road there, doggie.

Doggie?

crash

[engine revving]

[siren wailing]

I've gotta get off the night shift.

Uh, wh-wh-what's the trouble, officer?

"Trouble?" Oh, no trouble.

Just a matter of proceedin' down the highway

in a wantonly, reckless and irresponsible manner.

Let me see your license, boy.

Y-y-yes, sir.

Oh, from out of state, huh?

What y'all doin’ down here, boy?

Uh, we're lookin’ for the Beauregard plantation

and, uh, we sorta got lost, sir.

There ain't nobody livin’ in Beauregard manor

now that the colonel's passed on.

What do you wanna go there for?

(Shaggy) ‘Uh, well, you see, the colonel was my uncle.’

‘And-and he left me the place.’

(Buzby) ‘Left you the place?’

(Shaggy) ‘Uh, can you tell me how to get there, please?’

(Buzby) ‘Yeah, it's just down the road apiece.’

‘But let me tell you somethin’, boy.’

You best turn right around and skedaddle back home.

(man on radio) ‘Calling Sheriff Buzby!' ‘Calling Sheriff Buzby!'

Some folks say that old place is sure enough haunted.

[shuddering] H-h-haunted?

[teeth chattering]

Did you say "Haunted?" Oh, boy!

(man on radio) ‘Calling Sheriff Buzby.'

‘Where are y'all, Rufus?’

I'm right here performin' my duties.

What y'all want?

‘Uh, we got us a awful mess'

‘over here at the rail junction.’

‘A animal circus train got derailed’

‘and there's critters just a-running all over creation.’

(Buzby) ‘Oh, mercy. I'll be right there, 10-4.'

Now y'all mind what | said.

You best go on back where you come from.

‘That old plantation's full of ghosts.’

[gulping]

[siren wailing]

[instrumental music]

(Shaggy) Zoinks! | hope that sheriff is wrong about those...ghosts.

(Scooby) ‘Yeah.'

And | hope he's right about

this being the road to the plantation.

(Scooby) ‘Uh-uh.'

(Shaggy) Oh, no. Like, it's a dead end.

Well, that settles it. We're goin’ back home.

Wait, Shaggy. Look!

‘The road leads on.'

Yeah, but like, look where it goes.

[laughs] Right through a graveyard.

Oh, boy, this is exciting, huh, Uncle Scoob?

[chuckles] Yeah.

[instrumental music]

Keep an eyeball peeled

for the Beauregard mansion, you two.

Gee, | hope we actually get to see real ghosts

like the sheriff said.

Oh, no!

Like, don't talk like that, Scrappy.

[chuckles nervously] There's n-n-no such thing as a g-ghost.

[galloping]

Too bad!

Then | guess this headless horseman out here

is just a phony, huh?

[cackling]

- Yah! A ghost! - Yah! A ghost!

[tires screeching]

[snarling]

Whoa!

[engine revving]

Go! Go! Go back!

Leave this place!

[engine revving]

Like, I've had it.

Let's make like a chainsaw and cut out.

Look, straight ahead. We've found it.

‘There's your house, Shaggy.’

Like, | don't care. | don't want it.

Oh, no, what a time to flood the engine.

- Uh-oh! - Huh?

Leave this place! Leave this place!

[music continues]

(Shaggy) Open up, open up!

[snarling]

Come on, gang. Let's break it down!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

crash

[coughing]

whoosh

squeak

[laughing]

Double yikes!

| trust you and your associates

will be comfortable here, Master Shaggy.

[snickering]

[shivering]

[snickering]

- Wh-who are you? - | am Farquard.

Manservant to the colonel these 60 odd years

and rightful owner of this place.

‘Unfortunately, the old fool decided to give it all to you.'

‘Including the family jewels.’

‘So, | am at your service.’

- Family jewels? - What family jewels?

(Farquard) "What family jewels?"

‘Only a king's ransom'

hidden somewhere here on the estate.

Don't tell me you didn't know about the Beauregard bonanza.

[laughing]

| don't know who looks nuttier

Farquard or that picture of the old colonel.

Yeah.

Speaking of the colonel

he looks just like the gh-gh-gh..

Like...the ghost?

(all) Yeah.

Don't worry, he won't hurt you.

Ghosts can't hurt anyone.

[screaming]

Now, colonel, where are your manners, sir?

Is that any way to treat your guests?

Even though they don't belong here

and want to take away my treasure.

[Farquard laughing]

Your treasure?

Listen, goggle-eyes, if there's any jewels around here

they belong to Shaggy, right?

Uh? Oh. Uh, never mind, Scrappy.

Uh, listen, uh, uh, Mr. Farquard

|, uh, | think we'll just be gettin’ on back home.

But, Shag..

Yeah, uh, we gotta run.

[growling]

[screams]

(Shaggy) ‘Yeah, like, the engine of my truck’

must be un-flooded by now.

So, uh.. Hey, come on, Scoob.

Lemme outta here!

Unh-unh. No!

Scooby-Doo, what's the matter with you?

- Open that door. - No!

There's a monster out there.

Monster?

[pounding on door] Whoa!

Ah, Sheriff Buzby, do come in.

Just came by to tell you all to keep a weather eyeball out

for an escaped circus ape.

He was last seen headed this a-way.

Uh, who's that? The monster?

No, it's just the sheriff.

Come on, Scoob, there's no monster.

No, | don't wanna!

Ha! You're such a wimp.

But I'm a live wimp.

[instrumental music]

(Shaggy) ‘Like, hi there, sheriff.’

(Buzby) Oh, | see you made it, boy.

Ignored my warnin' about not stayin’ here, eh?

Well, uh..

That's right, sheriff, we're staying.

We're gonna find the Beauregard jewels.

Now, what y'all wanna do that for?

That old tale about hidden jewels is just hogwash.

So anyhow, if you see this here ape

you call me pronto, hear?

Alright, sheriff, but it will do no good.

What y'all mean, "It won't do no good?"

We gotta catch this ape.

But you can't capture it, sheriff.

You see...it's a ghost.

- vA ghost?" - "A ghost?"

"A ghost?"

That's right, a ghost.

Yikes!

[Scooby yelping]

Scooby, what the.. What's the matter with you?

There's a monster in there.

Don't be ridiculous. What kind of monster?

[imitating ape]

Looks like he's imitating the escaped ape.

You mean, the ghost ape.

Huh! We'll see what kind of ghost he is.

[instrumental music]

Okay, you just hold it right there

and reach for the ceiling.

Reach, | said.

Now, looka here, Mr. Ape are you gonna raise them arms

‘or am | gonna start usin' some Magnum Force?’

He can't raise his hands, sheriff.

He's stuffed.

(Buzby) ‘| don't care how much he eats.'

‘He ain't gonna defy an officer of the law.’

You don't understand, sheriff. This is Bimbo.

He's no longer among the living.

What? Oh.

Well, why didn't you say so?

Ever since the colonel bagged him and brought him here

his spirit has been haunting these grounds.

(Buzby) ‘Oh, that's ridiculous. '

"There ain't no such thing as an ape ghost.’

[sniffing]

Oh!

(Buzby) ‘Well, | can see | ain't gonna catch me'

‘nothin’ around here.’

(Scooby) Help! Sheriff! He-elp!

Uh, wha.. Uh, let go of me, you dumb hound dog. Let go.

Scooby-Doo, what's wrong with you?

The ape over there is alive!

Now stop that. That ape's just a dummy.

He ain't the only one.

Now, you take my advice, boy. Clear out of this place.

Inheritance, or no inheritance!

You d-d-don't have to convince me, sheriff.

We're goin’.

[snickering] Oh, goody!

That means the family jewels will be all mine.

[Farquard laughing]

(Buzby) Ain't no jewels.

His little old mind wanders a lot.

He just goes along for the ride.

[instrumental music]

Well, Scoob, let's split. Wait a minute. Where's Scrappy?

- Scrappy? Scrappy-Doo? - Scrappy-Doo?

- 'Where are you?' - 'Where are you?'

Psst! Hey, guys. Over here.

Look what | found. The ring.

- Hey! - Oh!

Shh!

Where'd you get that?

It fell out of Farquard's pocket.

Well, ya better give it back to him.

Wait, it has a big 'B' on it, for Beauregard.

And look at the inscription inside.

(Shaggy) Wow!

"For my nephew, Shaggy."

Don't you see? Maybe there really is a king's ransom

in jewels here and it all belongs to you, Shag.

| don't care. I'm not stayin’ in this house of horrors

five more minutes.

‘Well, it's, uh, it's been nice knowing you'

Mr. Farquard, sir, but we're gonna bug out.

So sorry you can't stay.

[laughs]

Oh, no! My truck is like, sinking.

Oh, boy, now I'm sinking!

Quick, Scoob, come on.

[instrumental music]

Help!

(Scrappy) Grab on, Shag.

Oh, goody. They're all going to sink.

[creaking]

(Shaggy) Yeow!

[screaming]

crash

(Farquard) Oh, dear. Most distressing.

‘Since we can't get anyone’

‘to get your truck out of the mud till morning’

you'll have to spend the night.

Pleasant dreams.

[snickering]

Well, goodnight, guys.

Hm. That creepy Farquard is probably

uh, trying to scare us with a trick candle.

That's okay, leave it on.

You can't see g-ghosts when the lights are on.

[nervous chuckles]

[upbeat music]

Like, | didn't see that.

| didn't see that either.

[teeth chattering]

Leave this place! Leave this place!

[shrieking]

Oh, boy! | gotta get out of here!

- Oh! Wait! Whoa! - Whoa.

Wait a minute, you guys. We can't leave until morning.

B-b-but all these gh-gh-gh.. Spirits. Ha-ha-ha.

- What are we gonna do? - | got an idea.

Let's see. "Ant exterminators," "Bug exterminators.."

Ah, here we go! "Ghost exterminators."

- "Ghost exterminators?" - "Ghost exterminators?"

(Scrappy) ‘Yeah, it says, "No ghost too scary for us to get rid of."

“Latest methods, 24-hour service"

"Special this week, three ghosts for the price of one."

"The Boo Brothers."

Oh, come on. It's gotta be a put-on.

What have we got to lose? Let's call 'em.

Hello? Is this The Boo Brothers?

Uh, we got a job for you. Could you come right over?

Why, certainly, pal.

[grunting]

Merci, monsieur.

What's this "Merci, monsieur" stuff?

(Shreako) ‘This is a French telephone. '

‘Nyuk, nyuk, amusin’, huh?’

(Freako) Yeah, real snappy.

Hey, Meako, what's keepin' ya?

(Meako) ‘Ooh, ooh. I-I'm stuck.’

Well, I'll unstuck ya.

[Meako grunting]

Hi, there. We're the Boo Brothers, at your service.

Ah! When am | gonna wake up from this nightmare?

(Shaggy) ‘Like, uh, le-let me get this straight, guys.’

You guys are g-g-ghost exterminators?

That's right, mac. The Boo Brothers.

If they're hauntin' we're huntin’.

W-w-well, n-no offense

but y-you look like g-g-ghosts yourselves. Ha-ha-ha.

Certainly, we're ghosts.

It takes one to catch one, you know?

Except in our case it takes three.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Wow! Real ghost ghost-hunters!

Totally rad!

Uh, I-listen, guys, uh, thanks anyway

but I-| don't think we need

any m-more g-g-ghosts around here tonight.

(Freako) ‘But we're just what the doctor ordered, pal.'

Oh, no!

[teeth chattering]

Uh, gee, I-l--

(Freako) You say you don't believe me?

You say you want some convincin'?

Okay. Hey, Shreako, give me the demonstrator.

Most certainly. Meako, the demonstrator.

Hoo-hoo, the demonstrator. Right.

Uh, uh, let's see..

Uh, uh, uh.. | can't find it.

What do you mean, you can't find it?

Give me that!

[laughing]

Don't do that!

Shut up.

Ooh!

Thank you.

‘Let's see here.' Where is that thing?

[upbeat music]

[clattering]

Uh, listen, like, that's okay.

We don't really need to see it.

Ah, here it is. Our demonstrator ghost.

Now you'll see the Boo Brothers in action.

Boo!

Okay, Boo Brothers.

Grab that ghost!

- Aye, aye, Freako! - Aye, aye, Freako!

[laughing]

Oh, don't do that!

Sorry.

[Scooby shuddering]

(Scooby) Oh, no!

(Shreako) Boo!

(Scooby) ‘Help!’

crash

slam

- Boo! - Aah!

Scooby-Doo! Stop!

Okay, boys. | got him, | got him.

crash

[yelping]

What is going on up here?

Wha..

[screams]

(Shaggy) Scooby!

- '| got him! | got him--' - '| got him!’

- No, | got him. - Got him.

(Scooby) Help!

[screaming]

- Whoa! - Ow!

(Shaggy) Uh-oh, like, look out below!

Don't worry, pal. We'll catch ya.

[creaking]

[laughing]

Ooh, that felt funny!

Yeah? Well, see how funny this feels.

[laughing]

Ooh!

That's nice.

Aw.

Aw.

[sighs]

[shrieks]

Help!

[groaning]

Oh, no! Oh, no!

[screaming]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

And there they go

it's Scooby by a head, Shaggy and Farquard.

Then the ape and the Boo Brothers bringing up the rear.

Around the clubhouse turn and Scooby's still in the lead.

[bell ringing]

[frogs ribbitting]

- Hi. - Oh, hi, y'all.

My name is Sadie Mae Scroggins.

I'm your little old next-door neighbor, huh.

And | was wondering if then | could borrow me

a cup of blackstrap molasses?

[upbeat music]

Yikes!

Ooh! Y'all havin' a party?

Looks like it. Come on in.

Mind if and | cut in?

Yee-haw!

Huh? Whoa!

Let's boogie.

Oh, no!

[music continues]

Huh? Whoa!

Ooh, well, you're sure cute, huh?

You plum sweep me right off of my feet.

Whoa-oa-oa!

Mm, mm.

[screams]

[laughing]

thud thud thud

Ya-hoo!

swoosh

- Whoa! - 'Oops.'

| guess | got a little too rambunctious.

[dramatic music]

Yoo-hoo!

‘Where y'all be, cutie pie?’

Aah!

What are y'all doing trespassin' around here, fella?

[mumbling]

Oh, he ain't no trespasser, Brother Billy Bob.

He's our new neighbor from the Beauregard plantation.

Ooh! Ain't he cute?

Y-yeah, like, | inherited the place from my uncle.

Your uncle? You mean you're kinfolk to the Beauregards

who us, Scroggins been a-feudin’ with

for nigh onto a 145 years?

U-uh, f-feudin'? Well, I-l-l.. Well, sort of.

| mean, like, not exa..

[nervous laughs]

| mean, well, i-it's nice to meet you, I'm sure.

[whistling]

Hey, boys!

We got us another Beauregard.

(all) ‘Beauregard?’

[gunshots]

Don't shoot!

Ooh! Like, double yikes!

Leave this place! Leave this place!

Like, oh, how | wish | could.

Leave this place!

Y-y-yes, S-s-sir.

Yike!

[gunshots]

Now, y'all stop that, Billy Bob.

But he's a Beauregard.

| don't care, | think he's just darlin’

and | intend to marry up with him.

What? My little sister get hitched to a Beauregard?

- Never! - Just try and stop me!

Dadgummit!

Why'd you have to go

and take that mail-order muscle course?

(Shaggy) Oh, no. You can't? Oh, boy.

Well, have the sheriff come out to the Beauregard place

just as soon as you can reach him, will ya?

Like, thanks.

Ghosts, guns, a goony girl! Ha-ha-ha.

Like, we gotta get out of this loony bin.

But we can't go till we get the truck out of the mud

and that won't be till morning.

So, why don't we look for clues to the missing diamonds?

Okay.

[instrumental music]

Nothin’ in here.

[screeching]

Ah! Shoo-ey!

Shoo! Shoo!

Oh, forget about lookin’ for diamonds.

Like the sheriff said, it's all a lot of hooey.

Oh, boy, | could sure use somethin’ to calm my nerves.

Like, maybe some cold chicken.

[slurping]

[chomping]

Something's inside there!

Come on, Shaggy. Open it up.

[chomping]

Huh?

How about some dessert?

Sure!

[shrieks]

[Boo Brothers clamoring]

Mm, delicious.

Like, knock it off!

Oh, hi, pal.

We're ready to eradicate them ghosts for you.

Yeah, let me at 'em, let me at 'em!

I'll give 'em a fat eye, I-I'll give 'em a fat lip.

- Ooh! - Ow!

And a couple of fat heads to go with it.

Come on, you wackos. Let's get to work.

We'll start in the attic.

- What's your problem? - Hoo-hoo.

Well, | don't wanna go up to the attic.

I'm a-a-afraid of heights.

Come on!

[whimpering]

- What a bunch of ring-a-lings! - Ding-a-lings is right.

Like, | wonder if those misty maniacs left us any food.

Maybe there's some ice cream in the freezer section.

Ice cream? Oh, boy!

[insects chirping]

creak

Rats! Just ice.

No, wait, Uncle Scooby. It's not just ice.

It's a diamond.

Like, jumping gemstones!

Maybe there is something to this family jewels business.

There's something else in here.

It looks like a letter.

It says, "Dear Shaggy, knowing your appetite

"| thought this would be the best place

"to hide this message and this jewel.

"It is only one of many in my fortune’

“which | hid to keep them away from my enemies. '

To find the next clue to their hiding place, go outside. '

“Then look for the part of the house’

with its knee out."

- "With its knee out?" - | don't get it.

Yeah, like, | don't get it either, Scoob, but let's go out.

‘Let's go out and see what we can find.'

[instrumental music]

[wind howling]

[clattering]

thump

(Shaggy) You guys see anything that looks like a knee?

- Unh-unh. - Nope.

Well, you guys check over that way

and I'll look back over here.

A-and be careful.

Right. Come on, Uncle Scoob.

[gasping]

Whoops. Sorry, Uncle Scoob.

That's okay.

[sniffing]

[music continues]

[sniffing]

- Ow! - Sorry.

That's okay, little guy.

Little guy? U-uh..

Hi.

Oh, no! Help!

thud

[whimpering]

Like, | must be nuts, looking for Knees on a house.

How about lips on a girl, honey?

- Hey! - 'Mm.'

[lips smacking]

Like, yuck!

Was that a Beauregard | seen a-sparkin' with you?

Sure was, uh-huh. Ain't he cute?

I'll show him cute.

Oh, you stop that, Billy Bob!

Like, yeow!

[gunshot]

[screaming]

- Yeow! - Yeow!

[snarling]

Ye-eow!

[snarling]

[clattering]

boink

So, that's what the clue means!

[all screaming]

Stop!

[screaming]

Hey, guys, stop! The ape is gone.

‘And | got the clue figured out, too.’

You mean about the house's knee?

Right. It's the chimney. Get it?

Oh, no.

Like, now we gotta go climbin' on the roof.

What a night!

[instrumental music]

[grunting]

Okay, gang.

Like, be careful on this slanty old roof.

Whoops!

Careful, Scoob!

Hey, guys, look.

‘Something's sparkling up there’

where the bricks are loose.

Yeah. like, give me a boost, Scoob.

Like, triple terrific!

[cackling]

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[laughing]

You were warned to leave. Now you must pay.

[creaking]

[whimpering]

Hey, look! The ghost!

Whoa!

(Shreako) ‘Come on! Let's grab him!’

[grunting]

- Get him! - Whoa-ho!

Come on, you ding-a-lings. You wanna let the ghost get away?

Oh, do | ever? May | be excused, please?

Sure.

Going down.

Whoa!

[creaking]

Like, help!

Don't worry, pal. We'll save you guys.

You help them, and I'll go after that ghost.

Have no fear, Shreako is here! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Okay, you can let go of the gutter now.

But like, you're a ghost.

How can you pull us up?

Oh, details, details.

Just let go, will youse?

Well...okay!

Whoa-ah!

Whoa!

crash

[laughs] | guess this is one on me.

One on you?

Oh, rats. The ghost got away.

Oh, too bad.

Hey, did you look in the up doc?

"Up doc?" What's up doc?

Nothing, what's up with you!

[laughing]

| got a kick out of that.

Yeah? Well, get a kick out of this.

[music continues]

(Shreako) ‘Whoa!’

[grunts]

Well, | gotta get back to work.

Okay, just what the Sam Hill iS going on?

- Huh? - Don't play dumb, boy.

| got an emergency call from you to hightail it out here.

‘| got important law enforcement business'

to take care of. Now what do you want?

Uh, well, you see, sheriff, like, there's these ghosts.

Like, there's this goofy girl.

Like, there's this guy, Billy Bob, shooting and..

Yipe!

(Buzby) ‘Dang your hide, Billy Bob Scroggins!’

You be careful where you're a-huntin'

with that rifle gun, you hear me?

[gunshot]

[Buzby gasping]

[screams]

Shoot off a law officer's pants, will ya?

Just for that, Billy Bob you got yourself a citation.

Yeow!

[gunshot]

(man on radio) ‘Calling Sheriff Buzby.'

"Where you be, Rufus?’

What y'all want? I'm in hot pursuit of the perpetrator.

(man on radio) ‘More trouble over that wrecked circus train, sheriff.’

Hey, guys, look.

This is the scroll that was hidden with the diamond.

Like, maybe it's a clue.

[engine sputtering]

Okay, I'm on my way. 10-4.

[gunshots]

[shatters]

You're in big trouble now, Billy Bob.

When | come back, you're gettin’ two tickets.

[siren wailing]

[tires screeching]

[gunshots]

Yikes!

Yikes! Come on, gang.

Let's make like spiders and bug out of here!

- Right. - Yeah, right.

Might as well give up, you dagburn Beauregard.

| got you in my sights.

[gun clicks]

Tarnation! l.. | run out of ammunition.

There. That oughta do it.

[chuckles] Okay, Beauregard, I'm back in business.

Cornsarn! Now, what's wrong with this fool rifle?

It's so dark out here | can't see nothin’.

Oops. Oh, | got the old safety catch on.

[chuckling]

That does it.

Here | come, ready or not!

Phew! | guess we gave him the slip.

That's what you think.

Huh?

boom

[laughing]

[gunshots]

[screams]

[panting]

Oh, I'd like to give that wacko with the gun a couple of shots.

(Shaggy) Like, never mind him, Scrappy.

Let's have another look at that clue.

- What's it say? - It says..

"You're nearer the family jewels than before.

A broken key unlocks the next door."

‘Like, | wonder what that means.'

Search me.

[whimpering]

[gasping]

- Help! - Like, ditto!

[snarls]

[upbeat music]

screech

- Whoa! - Whoa!

[yelps]

[growls]

This way, guys.

slam

Okay, guy, put 'em up.

thud

Like, wait up, Scoob!

Gotcha this time, Beauregard.

[gunshot]

[ape growling]

Oops.

[ape snarling]

[whimpering]

[snarls]

[swoosh]

[gunshots]

(Shaggy) 'Yeow!'

It's okay, guys. They're gone.

Hey, Shaggy? Uncle Scooby?

[music continues]

Come on out, guys. There is no danger now.

Oh, no? You're doomed, you little mini-mutt!

That's what you think, bone face.

[snarling]

No! Let go of me!

Come back and fight, you cowardly bag of bones!

[piano music]

swoosh

Ah-ha! He's in there.

Think I'll give old skull-head an earful.

swoosh

[off-key notes]

- Yike! - Yike!

What's the big idea?

Yeah, Scrappy, what's the big idea?

Like, you wanna knock our ears off?

Gee, guys, I'm sorry.

| thought the ghost was hiding in there.

(Shaggy) Well, he wasn't, and look what you did.

- You broke a key. - But | didn't..

boing

(Shaggy) What the..

[creaking]

| don't get it.

| don't get it either, Scoob.

| do.

‘Remember the last clue we had'

‘about a broken key unlocking the door?’

It was a broken piano key.

Come on. Let's see where it leads.

| don't know. Like, it's awful dark in there.

Yeah, real dark.

I'd sure hate to get stuck inside here.

boing

[creaking]

- Hey! - Hey!

(Shaggy) Oh, no. Oh, no! Now, what are we gonna do?

(Scrappy) | wish we could see what's in here.

[buzzing]

[snarling]

[whimpering]

Like, | wish we couldn't.

Bleah! Bleah!

[gasping]

Heh-heh, pretty terrifyin’, huh?

- Shreako! - Yeah!

How'd you like my green ghoul imitation?

It's a riot at parties. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Hey, what are you up to?

I've been showin' the guys here my scary face.

Your scary face? Ha!

That ain't nothing to the scary face | can do.

Watch this.

Ho-hoo! Oh, yuck! Ooh, phooey!

| can't stand that horrible face.

Oh! | tell you, | can't stand it!

Hey, you nitwit, | ain't doin’ it yet.

That's the way my face always looks.

Hoo-hoo! | know.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. He got you there!

Oh, yeah? Well, both of you get this!

Aah!

Hey, you guys, like, quit clownin' around

and help us get out of here.

(Scrappy) ‘Wait, Shag.’

Look what | found. Another diamond.

(Shaggy) Whoa, and another clue.

Like, it's so dark in here, | can't read it.

Don't worry, pal. I'll do my imitation of a headlight.

- Headlight? - Yeah.

That's where my whole head lights up, nyuk-nyuk.

[inhales deeply]

It says, "Look for a relative

"who is quite old, whose face cannot look

‘and whose hands cannot hold."

[buzzing]

boom

Whoa! Whoa.

What's the matter with you?

Oh, my head blew a fuse!

"A relative who's old, whose face can't see

and his hands can't hold anything."

- Huh. - Wow.

That's really a tough clue.

Yeah, and it's not gonna do us any good

until we get out of here.

Well, that's easy. Just go through the wall.

Like this.

clink

Like this?

Ooh!

What happened?

What do you mean what happened, you lame-brain?

He's not a ghost. He can't go through walls.

- No, but you guys can. - That's right.

Like, why don't one of you go out there

and hit the broken key on the piano?

That'll open up the wall.

Oh, me, me, me. Me, me, me. Let me do it.

I-| just love to play the piano.

Never mind playin’ anything.

- Just hit the broken key. - Check.

[piano music]

[Shreako screams]

[whirring]

bam

[whirring]

thud

Now, quit messin’ around and hit that broken key!

Oh, lowbrow.

boing

(Scrappy) Now, let's get to work on that clue.

You guys can look for clues

but we still got ghosts to catch, come on.

‘Wait a minute.’

Come back here, Meako, you wimp!

Tick-tick-tick, tick-tick-tock.

Tick-tick-tick, tick-tick-tock.

- Oh, oh, ooh. - Get out of there!

(Meako) Oh.

[instrumental music]

Let's see, we're looking for an old relative

whose face can't see and whose hands can't hold anything.

Oh, boy, I'm stumped.

Me, too.

| got it!

Hey, guys, here's the answer.

- What? - Yeah.

Right here. The grandfather clock.

It's an old relative with a face, a clock face

‘that doesn't see, and hands that don't hold anything.’

You gotta be right, old Scrap, old buddy!

Oh, you bet | am. Look.

(Scooby) Oh, boy, another diamond.

And the next clue. Oh, boy.

| bet we're gonna find a ton of diamonds.

It says, "There is no pendulum in this clock

so what does it lack besides a tock?"

| know, a rick.

[laughing]

Right, Scoob, a tick. A tick?

‘What does a tick tell us about where the next clue is?'

That's simple, a tick means..

[grunts]

Uh, what did you say, Scrappy?

Scrappy?

Scrappy, like, like, where are you?

[Scrappy snarling]

[instrumental music]

Help!

Give me back that diamond, you thief, you.

(Farquard) ‘Help!’

Come on. Cough it up, buster.

Stay away from me, you vicious beast.

Just a minute. Like, what's the story here?

This joker of a butler just mugged me for that diamond.

It's mine, | tell you. Mine!

The colonel owed it to me after all these years.

It's okay, Scrappy.

Like, if it's that important to him, let him have it.

- Huh? But, Shaggy.. - 'Like, come on!’

What's the idea, Shag?

You're gonna let him get away with that diamond?

What's one diamond?

We're going for all the family jewels, right?

[chuckles] Now come on.

You were just telling us what the clue means.

You mean, a tick?

It's just what it says. A tick.

'Th-that's where we gotta look.’

"In the attic. Attic, come on!’

[instrumental music]

Okay, guys, let's split up

and start lookin' for the next clue.

[shivering]

Like, what's wrong, Scoob?

Why aren't you lookin’?

[whimpers] I'm afraid of ghosts.

Don't worry about ghosts up here, Scoob.

The Boo Brothers already checked it out.

- Now go on. - O-okay.

Phooey! Yuck. Ugh.

[screams]

swoosh

slam

What's wrong with you, Scooby?

(Scooby) A-a ghost! A ghost!

That's not a ghost, it's a mirror.

- A mirror? - 'Yeah, a mirror, you big nut.’

Oh.

[chuckles]

[instrumental music]

Now, don't go freakin’ out again.

‘You gotta stay cool.’

‘Like me, you big scaredy-cat.'

Where you at?

[chuckling]

Find anything yet, Scoob?

Yeah.

[screams]

Gotcha.

[snickering]

Doggone you, Scooby, | oughta--

(Scrappy) Hey, guys, over here.

- Look what | found. - Like, holy cow!

That's really somethin’, isn't it, Scoob? Scoob?

Oh, like, knock it off, Scooby.

- We're not amused. - Me, neither.

Huh?

[Skull Ghost cackling]

[Skull Ghost cackling]

Scarlett Beauregard's necklace.

| haven't seen this since before the Civil War. Heh-heh.

As for you trespassers, heed my warnin’.

Leave this place, or suffer the consequences.

L-l-like, y-y-yes, sir, M-M-Mr. Ghost.

Not so fast, buster.

[growling]

Give me that necklace.

[grunts] Get away.

[growling]

(Skull Ghost) ‘Duh! Get off me. Get off!’

Like, cool it, Scrappy.

It's b-b-bad luck to fight a ghost.

[growling]

Away, | say. Away!

[growling]

Hey! Where'd he go?

Yeah! Where to?

What do you mean, where to? Where do ghosts ever go?

Like, nowhere, that's where.

Help!

thud thud thud

[crashing]

- Like, you okay, Scooby? - | think so.

Like, how about that?

A ghost with an escape hatch.

Some ghost. He felt pretty solid to me.

Well, whatever he was, he's gone now.

| guess we showed him he couldn't scare us.

Right, Scrappy? Scrappy? Oh, no.

Like, where'd you go to, Scrappy?

- 'Scrappy!' - Over here.

Just went to get the clue to where we look next

for the rest of the family jewels.

- 'What's it say, Shag?’ - Uh, come on.

Like, we gotta get out of this dark attic

so | can read this.

[dramatic music]

(Shaggy) ‘Okay. Now, let's see.’

It says, "For the next clue don't look any higher.

Just think what you're called when you're not the buyer."

"Not the ryer?"

Hmm, if I'm not the buyer

I'm the guy who sells somethin’, right?

[banging]

Like, what's that?

Shh. It might be the ghost.

Shh. It might be the ghost.

Shh. It might be.. Oops!

[dramatic music]

thud thud thud

[squeaking]

There. That's fixed.

Oops.

Oh! Like, it's just Farquard.

Just Farquard, huh? Look!

[chuckling]

The necklace. Umph.

Who's that?

[music continues]

[chuckling]

Like, smooth move, Scrappy.

I'll bet it was Farquard up in the attic

and he was just pretending to be a ghost.

- Could be, but | don't know. - Well, | do.

And you know what else? Ha-ha-ha!

I'll bet there's no real ghosts at all around here.

- | resent that. - Yipe!

- | resent it, too. - Yeow!

- Oh, | don't mind. - Ah, get out of there.

- Ah! - Oh!

Give me that.

Like, you guys are a total wipeout, you know that?

‘And you wouldn't know a ghost’

‘if he was starin' you right in the face.’

Oh, no? What about that one right there behind ya?

Ghost? Behind me?

[laughing]

- Like, don't make me laugh. - Yeah.

[both laughing]

[cackling]

- Oh! - Yeow!

poof poof

[screeching]

Oh, no! We're locked in.

Quick, hide in here.

- Oh. - No.

slam

Now, over here.

[growling]

- Oh, no! - Ah!

Ah!

Quick, over here.

bang bang bang

Uh-oh. Oh, no!

Quick, guys, over here. And watch that first..

(Shaggy) 'Whoa!'

... Step.

slam

[doorknob ratting]

(Freako) Hey, general!’

[creaking]

Catch.

splat

[laughing]

You missed me. Ugh.

Ha-ha, how do you like that pain in the neck

ya pain in the neck?

[creaking]

[screaming]

Fools of a feather stick together

and I'm gonna stick you all.

[screaming]

pop

[grunting]

Uh, hey, grandpa.

Don't look now, but your sticker is stuck.

[laughing]

Whoa!

Flight formation. Boo bombers away.

[imitating planes]

[grunting]

[Boo Brothers laughing]

Alright. Where are you? Where are you all?

Right in here.

Yeah, but keep it under your hat.

[grunting]

[laughing]

[dramatic music]

Don't hear anything.

| guess it's safe to go back up, gang.

But this is where the last clue said we should go.

- Huh? - Sure. Don't you remember?

It said, "What are you when you're not the buyer?"

You're the seller. Get it? Cellar!

Hey, right.

We're in the right place, but where do we start?

‘This place is like, humungous.'

(Scooby) ‘Hey, look.’

[instrumental music]

Don't do that, Scooby. That's dangerous.

gulp

[yelping]

[crashing]

Doggone it, Scoob, like, watch what you're doin’.

Ohh!

sniff sniff sniff

creak

Mmm. Smells good.

Oh, boy, look at that.

Whatcha find, Uncle Scoob?

Like, another diamond?

[Scooby munching]

Mmm, better than that.

[munching]

Wow! Look at all the hams.

Yeah, and look at the ham eatin’ a ham.

[laughing]

'Wow, like, I'm starved.’

Mmm..

gulp

- Hey, look. - Wow! Another clue.

Read it, Shag. Uh, what are we faced with next?

A c-c-cannon! Aah!

[screaming]

Everybody, like, hit the deck!

Bang! Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Pretty funny, huh? Ha-ha-ha!

(Shreako) Am |a riot, or am | a riot?

[laughing] Oh, you should see your faces.

boom

Hey, what's goin’ on around here?

Who's shootin' off cannons?

We don't know who's shooting off cannons.

But we know who's shooting off his mouth.

Yeah.

What's the matter with you?

You sick or somethin'?

Let me see your tongue.

Aah! Aah!

[flapping]

Now, come on. We got ghosts to catch.

That Shreako has a one crack mind.

Never mind about him.

What's the scroll say about the next clue

to the family jewels?

Huh? Oh, yeah, it says

"The next clue you seek is large and flat.

It's the kind of stone you wear as a hat."

A stone hat? Heh. That's ridiculous.

Yeah. You're right, Scoob. It is ridiculous.

Wouldn't | look cute with a big stone on my head?

[laughing]

Hey, guys. That's it. A headstone.

- A headstone? - A headstone?

Right. Like they put on graves.

- G-g-graves? - G-g-graves?

Yeah, the next clue to the family jewels

is on a headstone out in the cemetery.

- C-c-cemetery? - C-c-cemetery?

Come on!

(Shaggy) ‘Oh, no.’

[chuckling nervously] Like, here we go again.

Let's go, Scoob.

Scooby? Scooby-Doo! Where are you?

(Scooby) Nobody here but us hams.

Ham, huh? Ha-ha-ha.

You look more like a chicken to me.

Come on!

[dramatic music]

(Shaggy) | ‘Like, hold it, Scrappy.

‘Let me check to see if that goon'

with the gun is out there.

Okay. The coast is clear. Come on.

[music continues]

[laughs]

| guess we gave that dumb Billy Bob

the slip this time, eh?

- Yeah. What a drip! - You said it, Scoob.

He's the biggest drip | ever met. Ha-ha-ha.

Hey, who you two a-callin' a drip?

- You? - You!

- Aah! - Help!

Now, I'm gonna blast the both of you.

Hey, knock it off, Billy Bob!

[screeches]

Now, you cease and desist that there shootin’, Billy Bob.

[gunshot]

[gunshots]

Huh? Oh, oh!

Now, you're in big trouble, boy.

You just violated the vehicular code.

[grunts]

[gunshots]

[upbeat music]

| see you, you dang Beauregards!

Ha-ha! Take that.

bang

[gunshot]

[groaning]

[gunshots]

Oh! Uh, halt! Billy Bob.

I'm a-firin’ a warning shot.

[gunshot]

[groaning]

[gunshots]

Ho-ho-ho. That's it, Billy Bob!

When | count three, I'mma shoot.

One, two.. Oh! Three!

[gunshot]

There's no respect for law and order.

[screeching]

Hey, you can't fool ol' Billy Bob Scroggins.

| know you're in there. Heh-heh-heh.

(Scrappy) ‘Hey, Billy Bob. Not there.’

- Huh? - They're in here.

Oh! Thanks.

[gunshot]

Hey, wait a minute.

You wasn't pullin’ my leg, was you?

Hmm. Could be.

[growling]

Yeow!

[instrumental music]

It's okay, guys. He's gone.

- Phew. - Like, thanks, Scrap.

Finally, we're out of danger.

Yeah. Now, we can go to the cemetery.

- C-c-cemetery? Ohl! - C-c-cemetery? Ohl!

Yikes. Talk about creepy.

Look at all these stones.

‘How are we ever gonna find the right one?’

Uh, what's that?

(Shaggy) Uh, what's what, Scooby?

- | saw that stone move. - Whoa, which one?

That one.

(Shaggy) Like, it looks pretty still to me.

Come on.

[eerie music]

It moved again. It moved again.

(Shaggy) Scoob, don't go freakin’ out on me.

Gravestones don't move.

Now, come on, we gotta find that clue.

Hey, guys, why don't we split up and search for it?

I'll look over there, okay, Uncle Scooby?

Yeah, okay. But b-be careful.

And you and | will look over here.

Moving headstones. Hah!

[music continues]

[screams]

Oh, no. Don't tell me you saw another headstone moving?

Y-y-yeah.

(Shaggy) Oh, | told you not to tell me that.

[screaming]

thud

See any sign of him, Scoob?

Uh.. Unh-unh.

Ah. Well, | guess, we gave him the slip.

- What's that? - Oh! L-I-l-look.

[both screaming]

Uncle Scooby, Shaggy. | think | found something!

Wait up!

[rattling]

Hey, guys. What are you doing up there?

[whimpering] Like, the view is better from here.

Well, come on down. | think | found something.

It's this way.

- Look! - Hey!

Hey, now, that's a real headstone.

(Scrappy) ‘Hey, that's your Uncle Beauregard.’

Yeah, right. Hey, this must be the clue.

Uh-oh. D-did you see that? Like, the head moved.

- Yeah. - The wind did it.

Hey, remember the clue about the stone head?

| bet the next clue is underneath it.

| bet you're right. Come on, Scoob.

‘Boost me up, so | can get a hold of that hat.’

Okay.

Hot dog! You were right, Scrappy.

I'll just grab the.. Yike!

crash

[Beauregard's Ghost cackling]

- Like, let me out of here. - Like, m-me too!

[laughs]

Gimme!

Come back here!

Hey, guys, | got the stuff.

[dramatic music]

(Scrappy) "Where are you?’

(Shaggy) Here, Scrappy.

Great work, Scrap old buddy.

| think we gave the ghost the slip.

Think again, you fools.

[evil laughter]

Yeow!

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

thud

[ghost laughs]

Now, you infernal snoops

throw up that jeweled brooch

and that scroll, or I'll..

Or you'll do what, bone-head?

‘Uh! Let me out of here. '

Where did he go?

| don't know where he went, Scoob.

Lift me up, guys. So | can have a look-see.

(Scooby) ‘Okay.'

[grunting]

No sign of the ghost.

I'm going for help to get you two guys out of there.

- Okay. - It doesn't add up, Scoob.

- He had us trapped. - Why'd the ghost run off?

Suits me.

[heavy footsteps]

Whoa, Scooby.

Well, anyhow, I'm gonna see if | can

make out what's on this scroll.

Wow, like, it's so dark in here.

Cut it out, Scoob.

I'm trying to make out what this says.

[moaning]

Like, | told you, don't mess around, Scoob. I'm readin’.

Huh?

creak

gulp

- Yeow! - Huh?

Oh, let go, Scoob. Stop clowning around!

- Whoa! - Hey!

- Yike! - Yeow!

Wait.

(man on radio) ‘Calling Sheriff Buzby.'

‘Calling Sheriff Buzby.'

Quick, sheriff. Come on. Come on!

Huh? Who?

Scooby and Shaggy are trapped in a hole in the cemetery.

And you got to get a rope and come with me

and get them out before the ghost gets them.

Hurry up, will you? Hurry up!

They're trapped like rats.

(Shaggy) Run for your life! It's King Kong!

- Never mind. - Nuts. They're all nuts.

(man on radio) ‘Dagnabbit, where the blazes are you, Rufus?’

Who wants to know?

(man on radio) ‘Your boss, the mayor. That's who.’

Oh! Hello, Your Honor. How are you?

How's the missus and the kids?

(Buzby) How's your dog?

[chuckling]

(man on radio) ‘Never mind the corn syrup.’

‘| wanna know when y'all are gonna find’

‘that there escaped circus ape.'

Oh, I'm a-closin’ in, Your Honor.

(man on radio) ‘Well, you better get on the job'

‘or you're gonna be out of a job, you hear?’

Oh, yes, sir.

I'm so close to that animule, | can smell him.

[growling]

Help!

[dramatic music]

Well, | guess we finally gave that old ape the slip.

Yeah, | don't see him anywhere.

Me, neither.

Well, let's get back to the house

and check out this clue.

- Everybody, like, stay close. - Right.

[instrumental music]

What's up, Shag? You see somethin'?

No. | can't explain it.

But | got this feeling that somebody's watching us.

Oh, it's just your imagination, Shag.

Yeah, | guess so.

[leaves rustling]

This place really gets to you, you know?

Like, if | didn't know better

I'd swear that somebody's right behind me.

Of course, l-| Know nobody's really there.

But still, | can't shake the feeling.

Like, it's really ridiculous.

[chuckles] Makes me feel kind of silly, really.

But | gotta get a hold of myself.

Can't let my nerves get all shot.

No, sir.

| mean, it's really, really dumb..

...thinking somebody's out to get you all the time.

Ha-ha. Just think positive, that's all.

That's it, positive.

Just gotta keep repeatin' to myself.

Nobody's out to get me. Nobody's out to get me.

[clanging]

- Nobody's out to get me. - Aah!

(Scrappy) There. Now, you got some light, Shag.

Okay. Let's take a look at this clue.

- What's it say? - Huh?

It doesn't say anything. You gotta read it.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! You get it?

Ha-ha! Boy, am | sharp. Ohl!

Now, you're flat.

- Go ahead and read it, pal. - Like, thanks a lot.

It says, "You're nearing the end

“of this obstacle course, so if you go buggy'

‘you won't need a horse."

- Buggy? Horse? - Horse and buggy.

Where would you find a horse and buggy?

Uh, like, in a stable.

And there's a stable right out behind the house.

[doorknob rattles]

Shh.

- Scram, you sneak! - Aah!

What a creep.

[groaning]

Don't worry, boss. We'll get you out.

[both grunting]

[crashing]

[rattling]

Oh, boy, you Boo Brothers give failure a bad name.

Come on, let's go out to the stable

and find the next clue.

[boards creaking]

(all) Yeow!

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

(Shaggy) ‘Come on, guys, give me a hand.'

[all grunting]

crash

(all) Yike!

(Shaggy) ‘The Headless Horseman!'

[neighing]

Wait a minute, guys. Look again. It's not real.

Huh? Oh. Like, you're right.

It's one of those mechanical horses.

Mechranical corse?

[neighing]

Yeah, right. And the rider's a dummy.

Ha-ha. | guess this is one ghost we don't have to worry about.

Come on, guys. Let's look for that clue.

Right. I'll check out the hayloft.

[chuckling]

[neighing]

Whoa, horsey. Whoa!

Hey, Scoob, what are you doin'?

Help! A monster's got me!

Oh! Ho-ho-ho! Oh, you silly boy.

- I'm not a monster. - Says you!

[smooching]

[screaming]

[smooching]

(Shaggy) Help!

Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

[smooching]

(Shaggy) Let me out!

[siren wailing]

(Shaggy) Yikes!

[screeching]

- Whoa! - Whoa!

splat

Like, yuck-o slop-o!

(Sadie Mae) ‘'Yoo-hoo!'

‘Up here, sweetie pie!’

Get me down, honey pot.

And I'll give you another big kiss.

Like, no, thanks.

Oh, pooh, | wish he'd quit

playin’ so all-fired hard to get.

thud

Alright!

Now, just what the blazes is goin' on?

(Scooby) ‘Sto-0-0-op!'

[neighing]

Yee!

[instrumental music]

Turn it off!

[neighing]

Dagnabbit! Push the button! Push the button!

Push the...butt..

splash

[screeching]

[croaking]

[coughing]

(Buzby) ‘Dang it, why didn't you push'

‘the dagburned button when | told you?’

Like, that's funny.

What? The sheriff falling in the lake?

No, the sheriff kKnowin' about how to turn off

that mechanical horse.

- Huh? - Huh?

(man on radio) ‘Callin’ Rufus Buzby. Where you be, Rufus?’

‘Why ain't you out catchin' that ape?’

Because I'm too busy catchin' a cold.

[sneezes]

[siren blaring]

| don't get what you're trying to say about the sheriff

and the mechanical horse, Shag.

What do you mean you don't get it?

Well, what's the deal?

| mean, are you telling me the sheriff

is somehow behind all this? | can't believe that.

| mean, after all, he's got his hands full

just trying to catch..

- The ape! - The ape!

(Scrappy) ‘Right. That big, overgrown jungle jerk.’

Jerk?

What a dopey ding-a-ling.

Oh, boy, like, we got to get Scrappy away from that ape.

Come on, Scoob, we got to get round in front of him.

Okay.

| really feel sorry for the poor guy.

Huh?

Sure. And you know, what else?

| don't think he's really dangerous at all.

Nah. | mean, the big lug's all alone.

He's away from home in the middle of the night.

He's probably even scared of the dark.

Uh-huh.

And with the sheriff chasing him all the time

and all the spooky stuff going on around this place

he's probably a bundle of nerves.

Uh, yeah.

Sure, the poor stiff.

I'd hate to think what it would sound like

if that big fella ran into the Skull Ghost.

[screaming]

Hey, Shag, that's a great imitation.

Shag? Uncle Scooby?

- Right here, Scrappy. - Huh?

- Hey! How'd you guys do that? - Never mind.

- Let's get away from here. - So anyhow, Shag.

What's this theory you've got about the sheriff?

All I'm saying is, the sheriff could have been dressed up

as that headless horseman who chased our truck

when we first got here.

(Scrappy) But, why would he do that?

- Yeah. Why? - | don't know.

Maybe just to do like everybody else around here.

Drive us buggy.

Buggy! The last clue talks about going buggy.

| bet it meant this buggy.

‘Another jewel. And the next clue's gotta be here.’

| knew it! Here they are!

Mmm!

- Read the clue, Shag. - Let's see.

(Shaggy) ‘It says, "To get to the bottom’

"of things is the trick.

"Think how you're feelin’

when you're not sick." Hmm.

That's it. Well, you feel well. This well!

Got to be right again, Scrap, old buddy, old pal, old friend.

Where'd you learn to figure stuff out like that?

(Scrappy) ‘From Uncle Scooby.’

- From Scooby? - Who else?

[sniggering]

Come on, Shag, crank me down.

[whirring]

See anything, Scrappy?

Ah-ha! There you are, you danged Beauregard.

[gunshots]

Oh, no! Not him again.

Quick, Scoob. Like, follow me.

[screaming]

crash

(Billy Bob) ‘I've got you now!’

Ain't nobody gonna save you this time, Beauregard!

Not even Sadie Mae, that dingbat sister of mine.

[laughing]

boom

(Sadie Mae) ‘Don't worry, Shaggy, honey. I'll save yal’

Oh, no! Ah!

Hey!

- Wow! - Like, look at this!

(Scrappy) ‘Looks like an old, secret civil war supply cave.’

(Shaggy) "Yeah, and there's a tunnel opening.’

‘Hey, what's that?’

(Scrappy) It's a pearl necklace, and another clue.

It says, "At the end of this tunnel are many more pearls

but on the way are many more perils."

Great! Let's get rolling!

Where do you think you're goin'?

Uh, | got to make a call.

A call? What kind of call?

Uh, this kind. Help!

Come on!

[instrumental music]

Wow! This is sure a long tunnel.

‘| can't see the end of it.'

Hey, what's that up there?

Looks like a hatch.

Yeah. Like, maybe it's a way out.

[grunting]

Hey! Like, we're back in the cemetery.

- See any ghosts? - No. No sweat.

Ha-ha, come on up, guys.

There're no ghosts for two miles.

- Ouch! - Yikes!

- Would you believe two feet? - That did it!

Now, y'all going to pay for your trespassin’.

(all) Yikes!

[dramatic music]

You'll never get away.

You can't escape.

I'm springin' the booby traps, you boobs!

[rumbling]

[crashing]

(Shaggy) Oh, no! A dead end!

(Scrappy) ‘Well, at least we're out of danger.’

No, we're not. Look!

Oh, no!

[engine rumbling]

crash

- | thought we were goners. - Me, too.

Hey! Like, we're back in the basement.

‘How about that? I'll bet that's how the ghosts

‘have been gettin’ in and out of the house.’

Hey, guys, look. More pearls! Just like the last clue said.

(Shaggy) And another scroll. Come on.

Let's go upstairs and read this thing.

"You know, now that the tunnel's blocked’

| got a feeling we're rid of the ghost.

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, no! Now, we got a whole house full of ghosts!

[all clamoring]

Ghosts! Like, we're up to our elbows in ghosts.

Okay, gang. Let's boogey.

[whirring]

[upbeat music]

Yaa-hoo-hoo!

Hi, guys. Great party, huh?

- Party? - Yeah.

Things was gettin’ pretty deadly around here

so we invited the whole family over.

‘That's my cousin, Rico’

‘dancin’ with his girlfriend, Sleeko.'

‘And our nephew, Creako.'

‘And there's cousin, Sheiko.'

‘And that's our country cousin, Zeeko.'

(Shaggy) ‘Like, who's that weirdo?’

Oh, that's Uncle Hide-and-Seeko.

‘He's always trying to find himself, you know?’

‘They're just folks, but lots of fun.'

‘Hey, you want some of this party food?’

- Mmm, food. - Like, what is it?

Scream dip and bone chips, yummy.

(both) Yah!

Like, this is just too much.

Hey, pal. Come on, get in the spirit.

[chuckling]

You get it? Ghosts? Spirit?

[laughs] Boy, what a riot!

Yeah, it's a riot, okay.

And the riot's over!

‘Like, everybody O-U-T!'

- Huh? - Out! Out!

Okay, gang. Spoilsport here says to get lost.

poof poof poof

poof poof poof

And that goes for you nerds, too!

Like, hit the road!

What? Uh, but we haven't caught your ghosts yet.

That's the trouble!

Yeah, all you do is mess around.

So just go back where you came from.

But we can't do that, pal.

- No, we can't, | tell you! - Unh-unh.

Oh, no? Why not?

Well, you see, guys, the truth is

[sniffles] we're orphan ghosts.

- Orphans? - Orphans?

That's right, no mother, no father.

No home of our own to haunt.

That's why we needed the job.

All we ever wanted was to earn enough to get our own place.

You know, just a nice scary little house

in a spooky neighborhood.

(Meako) ‘But if you don't want us, well’

‘| guess that's it.'

[all sobbing]

Come on, boys, let's see if they can squeeze us in

at the Spirits Rescue Mission.

[all sobbing]

Oh, the poor guys. Gee, I'm sorry, we fired 'em!

- That's okay. - We forgive youse.

[laughs]

Hmm, well..

Okay, guys, you're back on the job.

(Scrappy) ‘But you gotta catch some ghosts.'

(Shaggy) ‘So, like, shape up or ship out, okay?’

Yes, sir. Boo Brothers, attention.

- About face. - What about my face?

It's facin' the wrong way, that's what.

- Ow, ow, ow! - Ooh!

Forward march! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Will you come on?

It takes real talent to be as dumb as those guys.

Never mind them, Shag.

What about reading the clue we found downstairs?

Clue? Oh, oh, yeah.

l-it says, "There's no mystery about the next clue.

‘Inside Bear Cave, the jewel's in plain view."

Hey, we were there before.

- This is gonna be easy. - Yeah, real easy.

Provided the bear isn't around.

The bear? Uh-oh!

Careful, guys, keep a sharp lookout for..

...Billy Bob!

Hey, you. Cool it!

[instrumental music]

[ape growling]

[screaming]

[gunshot]

[groaning]

Yah!

screech

(Billy Bob) ‘| got a bead on you now!’

‘I'm a-countin’ to three'

‘and then you're gonna get it!’

‘One..'

"..two..'

'...three.'

bang

Gotcha! Ooh!

thud

Ha-ha, guess I'm just a mite too smart for ya.

splash

Like, | sure hope this is the last clue.

| can't wait to get back to the house

so | can get somethin’ to eat.

- Me too. - | can go for that.

Oh, wow, what | wouldn't give right now

for a great big omelet smothered in mushrooms

and onions and a big heap of French fries on the side.

‘Or maybe a great big pizza!’

‘Yeah, pizza with lots of hot, oozy cheese’

‘and maybe for dessert, a huge hot-fudge sundae’

‘with a big gob of whipped cream!'

[Shaggy chuckling]

And a cherry on top.

(Shaggy) ‘Yeah, yeah! Ha-ha!'

‘A whole bunch of cherries!’

poof

Oh, boy. But we can't think about food now.

We gotta get to Bear Cave.

[growling]

What's that?

That sounded like a bear.

[growling]

That's the bear, alright.

Oh-ho-ho. He must be right nearby.

[growling]

H-h-he's gettin’ closer.

Wait a minute, that's not a bear.

It's my Uncle Scooby's stomach!

It is? It is!

[giggling]

Well, tell your stomach to, like, knock it off.

| can't help it. I'm hungry.

Never mind food now, Scoob.

We gotta get to the bear's cave, and find the next clue. Come on!

[dramatic music]

Oh, boy, berries.

Mmm, yummy-yum-yum.

[slurping]

Like, never mind eating now, Scoob. Come on.

Okay, just one more.

[creaking]

[bear growling]

Doggone it, Scooby.

Will you stop with the stomach noises already?

- That's not me. - Huh?

[bear growling]

- Yeow! - Yeow!

[snarling]

[snickering]

Well, here is Bear Cave.

Sure hope he's not around.

The scroll says, the jewel's supposed to be easy to spot.

- | see it. -'So do !!'

(Scooby) ‘Me too.’

Like, give me a boost, Scoob.

[grunting]

Like, just a little higher, Scoob.

[creaking]

Got it! Whoa! Yeow!

thud

crash

- Phew, talk about a close one. - Yeah.

But we got the jewels, and the clue.

Like, let's bug out of this rock pile!

- What's that? - 'Looks like headlights.’

Like, look out, guys!

[engine revving]

(Scrappy) ‘Hey, that's your truck, Shaggy!’

‘What's it doing here?’

(Shaggy) ‘| don't know, but here it comes again!’

- Let's get out of here! - Oh, no!

[growling]

[growling]

[engine revving]

[growling]

[engine revving]

Totally weird. First it vanishes.

Then it reappears, then it goes by itself.

‘Then it just stops by itself.’

Hey, look at this.

Somebody attached a remote-control

gizmo to our truck.

(Shaggy) ‘But why did it stop?"

Whoever was controlling this thing must be out of range.

Who would do that?

Who else, Scoob, except the ghost?

‘Come on, let's drive back to the house'

‘and read this next clue.'

[engine starting]

Gee, like, | just can't figure it out.

Figure out what, Shag?

Well, how our truck got into that cave.

| mean, the last time we saw it, it was sinking into the ground.

| mean, it just doesn't make any sense.

There must be a tunnel under where it went down

that connects with the cave.

You know, like the one under the cemetery

where the ghost chased us?

Anyhow, if anymore ghosts start chasin' us

we can outrun ‘em.

Well, you better start running, Shag.

Yikes!

You trespassers are doomed.

[dramatic music]

Keep it up, Shag. You're pulling away from him.

If | can get over that bridge, | think | can lose him.

Oh, no! It won't go into gear!

(Scooby) ‘Come on! Come on!’

(Shaggy) I'm trying, I'm trying.

[evil laughter]

[engine revving]

[music continues]

(Scrappy) So what's the next clue say, Shag?

- W-what's that? - W-what's that?

It's just the window, guys.

[creaking]

Come on, read it.

| will. Like, keep your shirt on.

D-oh! Aah!

[grunts]

[gibberish]

- The ape. - Yeow!

[growling]

Okay, big guy. Cool it. Give.

Unh-unh.

Psst, Scrappy, get away from him.

Like, don't mess around.

- Come on. - No.

Come here, pal, I'll make you a deal.

If you give me the jewels, then, I'll..

[whispering]

- Okay? - Yeah. Yeah.

[chuckles]

How'd he do that?

[neighing]

[laughing]

Good thing | thought of that old mechanical horse.

- Huh, Uncle Scoob? - Yeah.

Hello, sheriff? You got a cold?

You sound different. Hey, anyhow.

‘Uh, we got your circus ape. Come on and get him.'

"Where? Where do you think?’

The Beauregard Mansion, that's where.

Hello? Hello? Huh! That's weird.

Hope he got the message. | got this message for sure.

[dramatic music]

(Shaggy) ‘And the clue says’

"Go to a place that covers the tide.

To find the last clue, just peer inside."

But, peer is spelt, P-I-E-R.

Like, by the water. You're right, Shag.

This boathouse has to be the place.

(Shaggy) ‘Just think, the last clue to the whole’

‘family fortune is inside here.'

Okay, guys, let's split up and start lookin’.

[dramatic music]

creak

creak

slam

Yeow!

(Scooby) ‘The ghost!’

(Shaggy) ‘What ghost? Where?’

- Over there. - Oh, there's nobody there.

Scooby, you give me a pain sometimes.

There it is, the final clue!

(Scrappy) ‘Quick, Shag, read it.'

(Shaggy) ‘It says, "No more riddles.’

"Here ends the chase.'

The treasure's in the fireplace."

(Skull Ghost) ‘In the fireplace, eh?’

[exclaiming]

Thank you for solving the mystery for me, fools!

[indistinct chatter]

Farewell, and good riddance.

[engine revving]

(Scrappy) ‘Let me out of here. '

[screaming]

At last. The treasure is mine.

Like, what happened?

How'd we get out of the water?

Oh, we just thought youse might like a lift.

Nyuk, nyuk! Get it? Lift up?

Pipe down.

The Boo Brothers! Gee, thanks.

Well, you saved us, but it's too late to keep

the ghost from gettin’ the treasure.

What do you mean, "Too late?"

No ghost beats the Boo Brothers.

Spirit speed, go!

There must be a lever here someplace.

Ah-ha!

[cackling] | got it!

(Scrappy) Not yet, you don't!

Like, just hold it right there

Mr. G-G-Ghost, or whoever you are.

Stand back. Nothing's gonna stop me now.

[clanking]

Ohh!

Take a look at those diamonds.

Let's take a look at that ghost.

(all in unison) ‘The sheriff?’

‘Somebody call me?’

(all) Huh?

Like, wow! So this guy is your brother.

Yep, my black sheep brother, T.J.

Likes to swipe patrol cars

and impersonate ghosts and me.

- Don't you? - Oh.. You wrecked me.

Yeah, you goody-goody brother.

T.J., the masquerade's over.

| knew this treasure was here! | knew it!

All my life, | wanted to get my hands on it, and | had it!

(Shaggy) ‘Yeah, for about 20 seconds.’

sniff sniff sniff

And now, we're gonna get you straightened out. Come on.

Pretty amazing.

To think that guy could imitate all the ghosts.

Oh? | wouldn't be too sure about that.

[Scooby howling]

crash

It's just me.

[chuckling]

Well, | guess there's no real ghosts here after all.

(ghostly voice) ‘Oh, no?’

(Shaggy) ‘Like, wow. What a meal.’

You said it, Shag. I'm stuffed.

Me, too.

[gong booming]

Dessert is served.

[chuckling]

- More food? - Food?

- Hey! - Oh. Hi, guys.

| guess we take the cake. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

You get it? Heh-heh. Take the cake?

We're ever so sorry we ate it

uh, but we were just so hungry.

Oh, that's okay, you deserve it.

As a matter of fact, you deserve a lot more. Right, guys?

‘You Boo Brothers were such a big help’

‘that we're leavin’ you guys this whole house.’

Yeah, to haunt for as long as you like.

(all) Wow!

That's great. But where are you guys going?

Uh, like, we're splittin' for home.

Uh, b-but what are you gonna do with all youse diamonds?

They're going to the Beauregard Trust Fund for orphans.

Gee, that's sweet.

(all) Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

[engine revving]

Nothin’ against the Boo Brothers

but | hope | never see another ghost.

Uh-oh! Speaking of ghosts, look!

(Shaggy) ‘Ha-ha-ha! knock it off, Scoob.'

"You pulled that joke before.’

- It's no joke. - Yikes!

[tires screeching]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]