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[instrumental music]

(male narrator) Tyler County, USA.

A funny-car race is in progress.

A young driver named Shaggy

maneuvers for the lead in his

double-dyno turbo-blaster.

[engine sputters]

Assisted by his faithful companions

Scooby-Doo and Scrappy

and cheered on by his adoring

but liberated girlfriend Googie.

Go, Shaggy, go!

Don't be a bust!

Leave all the other guys in the dust!

Yay, Shaggy!

Okay, Scoob, hit the skinny switch!

Ruff!

(Scooby) ‘Coming through!

[cheering]

Go, Shaggy, go!

Keep up the pace!

Go all the way and win the race!

Yay!

[laughing]

Come on, get that bucket of scrap out of the way!

Scrap, huh?

Well, chew on these scraps

little big mouth!

Yikes! Like, it's time to split, guys.

And | mean split!

Gotcha!

What?

Hey!

[cheering]

Way to go, Shaggy!

Give it the gun!

You're gonna finish number one!

Yay, Shaggy!

(male narrator) Only one car between Shaggy's car and victory.

But wait, what's this?

Oh, no! It's the steam powered grease-grinder!

It looks hopeless for our heroes, but, wait!

Okay, gang, like, let's do the drill bit!

[drill whirring]

[cheering]

(male narrator) And so, as the Tyler County crowd cheers

our young hero Shaggy

accepts the winner's trophy from Googie.

At this exact moment, the scene shifts

from a bright, happy race in Tyler County, USA

to darkest, deepest Transylvania.

Horrific home of the world's most evil menace

Count Dracula.

Where a meeting of all the monsters of his realm

is being held.

What has this creepy, crawly conclave

got to do with a young American race car driver?

[door creaks]

This is our story.

[eerie music]

What, no Werewolf?

What happened to him?

Where is he?

Yes, Wolfgong, where is the Werewolf?

A thousand pardons, master.

[chuckling]

Stop that, you sniveling little cape kisser

and tell me where the Werewolf went!

He's in Florida, Your Menaceness.

He sent this postcard.

Hmm.

"Dear Drac, having a wonderful time in retirement.

Glad you're not here. Wolfie."

Bah! How dare he retire

just before the monster road rally!

‘He knows all the monsters in my realm'

‘have to be in the race. '

That's right!

How can we pick a monster of the year

without a werewolf?

And how can | afford all those wonderful prizes?

(all) Wonderful prizes?

Wonderful prizes is right.

Just for entering the race, all of our monster contestants

will receive their very own

slimy spa!

(all) ‘Ooh!'

(Vanna Pira) ‘That's right!’

It's custom made of real wormwood

and it comes with a year's supply of real worms!

From slimy products.

Remember, if it makes your flesh crawl

it's a slimy!

And that's only the beginning!

Never mind showing any more of the prizes, Vanna Pira.

We can't have the race without a werewolf

and that's that!

[all groaning]

There's nothing | can do.

Master, wait!

There is something you can do.

[coughs] What's that?

The Grimness Book of Records, Your Evilness.

It tells how we can get a new werewolf.

(all) A new Werewolf?

Hmm. Let's see.

It says..

[panting]

Stop that!

Your breath is wilting my collar!

Sorry, master.

It says that every 500 years

the moon comes into perfect position

on three consecutive nights

‘to create a new Werewolf'

and it starts tomorrow night!

(Vanna Pira) And look, Drac, honey, it even shows the one

who is to become the Werewolf.

(Dracula) ™Sha-ggy?™

"Shaggy?"

What kind of a name is Shaggy?

It says he's an American.

Mm, and he's cute!

A cute Werewolf? Bah!

The Hunch-Bunch will change all that.

Oh, no!

Not the Hunch-Bunch!

Not the Hunch-Bunch!

- Y-y-yuck! - They're so awful!

So horrible!

[laughing] Yes.

The Hunch-Bunch!

[ringing]

[gibberish]

Ah, yes. Allow me to translate.

Crunch says, "Top ho, everyone!"

[gibberish]

[all gasping]

Greetings, Count. What's the caper?

[gibberish]

It's all here.

You have three nights to turn this

Shaggy person into a werewolf

and bring him back here for the big race.

If you fail, it means unspeakable torture.

Ah, fear not, Your Evilness.

You can count on us.

Come, Crunch!

[gibberish]

What?

He says, "Ta-ta for now."

(male narrator) And so, two horrible monsters

take off on their sinister mission.

Will our unsuspecting hero Shaggy

be able to ward off this treacherous plot?

We shall see.

Hello? Hello?

Someone is trying to get into my house!

‘Hello? Somebody help me!’

Ow!

Oopsy! Sorry.

[laughing]

Rrrelp!

Aah!

(Shabby) ‘Doggone it, Scoob!'

‘Like, what's with you, anyway?’

How many times do | have to tell you

movie monsters are not real?

‘Now go out to the kitchen’

‘and make some more popcorn, will you'

‘while we clean up this mess?’

Okay. Monsters aren't real.

Monsters aren't real.

Monsters aren't..

Huh?

[dramatic music]

Rrrelp!

Scooby-Doo, what's wrong with you?

Monsters at the window!

| don't see any old monsters outside.

Ah, but soon there'll be a new monster inside.

"The moon is moving into position.’

Come, Crunch.

It's time to create a new Werewolf!

Oh, no!

[wolf howling]

[gibberish]

Shh! Quiet, Crunch!

We must ascend to the roof and make a hole

to let the moon shine through on Shaggy.

Shh!

[blowing a raspberry]

[yawns] Well, goodnight, guys.

- Goodnight, Shag. - Goodnight.

Gee, wasn't that an exciting horror movie, Uncle Scoob?

- Uh-huh. - Gosh.

Remember how that monster crashed through the window?

‘And then remember how he came after everybody’

and ripped up the whole place?

And then, remember how he caught the hero

and opened his big, ugly jaws

and showed his big, ugly fangs?

‘And then, how he bit right into--'

Rraah!

Where you going, Uncle Scoob?

[crashing]

[whimpering] To get a snack.

[ladder clicking]

(Brunch) ‘Very good, Crunch. '

Now to the rooftop

and turn Shaggy into a Werewolf.

Shaggy a werewolf?

Roh, no!

[instrumental music]

Wake up, Raggy!

Hmm? Oh, what?

This is the exact spot for the moonbeam.

Cut the hole here, Crunch.

Okay.

[laughs]

- What are you doing, Scooby? - Get up!

The monster's gonna get you!

What?

Come on! Come on!

Scooby, let go.

[sawing]

Oh! They're coming through the roof!

[instrumental music]

(Shaggy) Whoa!

[crash]

Scooby-Doo!

Monsters! Coming to get you!

[laughing] Coming to get me?

Honest!

Oh, bother!

That infernal dog ruined our plan.

Bleah! Phooey!

Put that back in place, old boy.

We'll try again tomorrow night.

Okay.

(Shaggy) Monsters through the roof, huh?

- That's right! - Okay, then..

Like, where's the hole?

Up there!

- Where? - Right up..

Huh?

Don't worry, Uncle Scooby.

We still love you even if you are a wacko.

(Dracula) Dracula calling the Hunch-Bunch.

Dracula calling the Hunch-Bunch!

Where are you?

Where's my new Werewolf?

(Dracula on radio) ‘Come in, Hunch-Bunch!'

[gibberish]

[slobbering]

Get off, Crunch, you monster mush-mouth!

| want to speak to Brunch!

(Brunch on radio) ‘Ah, yes, Your Evilness.'

‘We've had a spot of bad luck this evening’

but never fear, we'll bag your Werewolf tomorrow night

or our name isn't the Hunch-Bunch!

You better, or your name will be mud!

(Dracula on radio) ‘Or maybe even...blood!'

Blood?

[gibberish]

[tires squeal]

[wings flap]

(Crunch) ‘Bleah! There they are!’

Ah-ha-ha, yes!

And with the moon, we shan't fail tonight, Crunch!

Like, watch the car, will you, Scrappy?

Scoob and | are just gonna go in

and grab a few snacks.

Sure thing, Shag.

Ah, yes.

Here is the exact spot for the transformation.

Hurry, Crunch, we must work fast!

Bleah, bleah!

[instrumental music]

Honestly, the way these kids dress nowadays.

Now let me see, we need about

a dozen of these frozen pizzas

and some frozen pies, some cakes

and some ice cream bars.

And some doggy bon bons!

Thank you.

Rrrelp!

Bleah!

Whoa! Scooby, stop!

[gibberish]

Rrrelp! Monsters!

Hey!

[panting]

Stop, Scooby!

Scooby?

Bleah, look, the moon!

(Bunch) "Yes, Crunch! The moon is in perfect position!’

[engine revving]

Whoa!

Oh, rot and bother!

Now we've only one more night

to turn the lad into a Werewolf.

Come, Crunch. Let's reconnoiter.

Reconnoiter?

Shaggy, are you okay?

[spitting]

Mm, yummy!

[dramatic music]

Master!

Master, wh-wh-what are you doing here?

Aha! | am not here.

This is my image transmitted by my new bat laser.

How do | look?

I-], um, think you lost something

in the transmission, sire.

Ah. Ah, well, never mind!

What | want to know is, where's my Werewolf?

Never fear.

We shall accomplish our mission tonight!

You'd better get him this time

or you can both turn in your humps!

[engine roars]

Quick, Crunch! To the copter!

Gee, thanks for taking us on your date with Googie

to the drive-in, Shag.

Oh, like, confidentially

| don't want to leave your Uncle Scooby home.

You know, the way he's been seeing things

that aren't there lately?

[roaring]

[woman screaming]

Golly, Shaggy, isn't it just a dreamy night?

Mm-hmm.

[slurping]

Gee, Shaggy, it's SO romantic here.

[gibberish]

Oh!

[gibberish]

Movie monsters!

Bleah! Ptooey!

Yes, | quite agree.

They don't resemble us in the least.

Ah, there's our boy!

Come, Crunch, the moon is coming into position.

Bleah, bleah.

[whimpering]

Oh, Shaggy.. What's that?

[teeth chattering]

It's Uncle Scooby's teeth.

Oh, no. Here, you guys.

Go get some snacks, will you?

(Scrappy) Okay.

(Googie) ‘And, uh, take your time, boys.’

[Googie giggles]

[slurping]

Oh, Shaggy, don't drink so fast.

You'll get the hiccups.

Gee, Shaggy, look at that moon.

Mm-hmm.

[wolf howls]

(Googie) ‘Oh, wouldn't it be heavenly to put the top down?’

(Shaggy) ‘Mm-hmm.'

[Shaggy slurping]

[hiccup]

(Googie) ‘Oh, Shaggy-kins, what a dreamy night.’

[growls]

[hiccup]

Shaggy, | told you you'd get the hiccups

if you drank too fast.

Like, I'm sorry. Besides, | don't have the hiccups.

That was just one.

It was not just one, it was two.

Well, like, | don't have them anymore, okay?

Well, okay.

[slurping]

[hiccup]

Oh, give me that!

[growling]

[hiccup]

Oh, don't you growl at me!

Growl? Ha-ha!

Like, | didn't growl at you.

- You did, too! - Did not!

Yes, you did! And just don't bother me!

[hiccup] But I--

[growls]

[hiccupping]

[growling]

[growling]

[hiccup]

Bleah! What's going on?

Beats me, old boy.

Oh, for goodness sakes, Shaggy

go and do something for those hiccups.

Like, okay, okay.

| guess | need something to eat.

That boy, huh.

It's a good thing for him that I'm crazy about him.

Boy, like, | don't know why she gets so uptight..

[hiccup] ... Just because..

[hiccup] ...| have a little case of..

[hiccup] .. hiccups.

[hiccupping]

Hey, babsie, what do you say to a little smooch?

Aah!

[all screaming]

Like, why do girls always scream

at these drippy horror movies?

[hiccup]

[hiccup]

- Aah! - Aah!

[all screaming]

[laughing] Incredible.

Some people get shook up by anything.

You know, | don't believe how these bird-brains

go so nuts at this dumb horror stuff.

Yeah, well, you Know, your kids nowadays are really goofy.

‘In my day, we had our heads on a lot straighter.’

What'll it be, pal?

A triple guacamole dip, please.

Coming up.

[hiccup] Oh, like, hold the onions.

I'm with my girlfriend.

Uh, no onions. Right.

[hiccupping]

[laughing] Uh, like, sorry. Hiccups.

Hmm.

[hiccup]

Bleah! Why does he keep changing?

Shh! | must confess.

I'm at a loss for an explanation, Crunch.

We're back, guys.

Yeah. Dig in.

Huh, where's Shaggy?

Oh, he went to get something for his hiccups

but where's the napkins?

Oops! | forgot them.

Be right back.

Ah, come on now.

You're pulling my leg.

No, sir. We all saw him.

It was totally weird.

He changed right in front of our eyes.

That's right! It was horrible!

No lie, officer.

There's a real Werewolf in this drive-in!

A real Werewolf? Oh, no!

(male #1) ‘And he went toward the snack bar!’

‘Come onl!’

Bleah!

Hello, what's this?

Oh, it's you, master.

Yes.

Well, where is my Shaggy Werewolf?

Shh! Over there, Your Awfulness.

Excellent! Well, what are you waiting for?

Go and get him!

Eh, there's one minor problem, sire.

It seems he has the hiccups.

Hiccups? Hiccups?

Big deal!

So what if he has the hiccups?

[hiccupping]

Oh, no!

A convertible Werewolf!

You'd better cure his hiccups fast

or I'll put lumps on your humps.

Rest assured, sire

and we'll have him back at the castle

within the hour.

Here's your triple.. Waah!

Bleah! Argh!

Yikes! Monsters!

Help!

Wait, Crunch!

There's the Werewolf! After him!

That's him! That's the monster!

Huh? No, not me! Wait!

Grab him!

Yow!

- Get him! - That's him!

[all clamoring]

Wait, Crunch. We can apprehend him easier

from the bat copter.

Okay.

Hey, like, | Know I'm not handsome

but I'm no monster!

Like, | give up!

[hiccup]

[clamoring]

Huh? What gives here anyway?

[hiccup]

There he is! Let's get him!

Not again! Like, this is nuts!

Get him!

Grab that Werewolf!

After him!

[hiccup]

Hey!

There he goes!

After him!

Get him!

Shh! There's a monster loose!

There's two of them, and that crowd thinks

one of the monsters is me!

You?

[laughing]

[laughing]

[hiccup]

Aah! It is you!

What?

Look!

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

I'm a Werewolf!

Scooby, old buddy, old pal, what'll | do?

Scooby?

Come back here!

You gotta help me, Scoob, old pal, old friend

old dear good buddy!

Uh, okay.

Rats, we lost him.

He's hiding here someplace.

[whistling]

That's the Werewolf! Come on!

[screaming]

[tires squeal]

(Googie) ‘Help!’

Oh, no! The Werewolf's kidnapped that girl!

Quick! Let's get to our cars!

Stop this car, you yucky monster!

What did you do with Shaggy?

Like, knock it off, Googie.

lam Shaggy!

Oh, no!

[engine revving]

[dramatic music]

Look out!

[engine revving]

Ohh.

Oh, Shaggy, you poor dear.

Why would such a thing happen to you?

Like, how should | know?

Phew! | guess, we lost them.

Drop the moon dust, Crunch.

Okay.

[yawns] Well, at least | lost my hiccups.

[yawning]

(Brunch) ‘At last! The master will have his reluctant Werewolf!’

[laughter]

[Crunch gibbering]

(Crunch) ‘The castle!

(Brunch) ‘Ah, yes, Crunch, the castle.’

‘Home, sweet hump. '

‘| see the master has installed’

‘the new bat copter dome door.’

Ah, there he is, awaiting our landing.

Get the remote control, my good fellow

and open the dome.

Okay.

[Zapping]

Aah!

Uh-oh.

Oh, bad aim, old boy.

l-| think we're in hot water now.

Hot water, nothing!

I'm going to put you both in boiling oil!

Oh, no!

Not boiling oil!

Oh, please, master!

Stop that, you whining wimp!

And bring my Werewolf in here, on the double!

Yes, master.

Aah! Phooey!

There, there, Dracky honey.

Your face is getting flushed.

How can | help it?

Every time he talks, he flushes everything!

Oh, it's not his fault. After all, he's a monster.

Sure, he's a monster, but that's no excuse

for being a wet schnook!

[dramatic music]

What's wrong now?

A spot of bother, sire.

It seems we're hung up, as it were.

Well, can one of you fools release the cable on the car?

Yeah, | can.

[crashing]

Uh-oh.

Oh, | do wish you had consulted me

before you did that, old man.

[crashing]

[screaming]

| say, | wonder which lubricant

he'll boil us in.

Machine oil or motor oil?

[groaning]

Ah! At last, | have my werewolf!

Crunch? Brunch?

Bring the revival spray and awaken our guests.

(Crunch) Yes, master!

Turn it on. Turn it on.

Roger, old boy.

Roger? I'm not Roger.

I'm Crunch.

You're going to be history

if you don't take that thing out of my face!

Oops.

That's enough, already!

(Crunch) ‘Yes, master.’

[yawns]

Ugh!

[all laughing]

Wh-wh-where are we?

| d-d-don't know, Scoob.

Like, this is too horrible to be real.

Hey. Hey, wait a minute.

That's it!

- That's what? - That's what?

It's not real. It's a dream.

Like, we're having a nightmare.

- Really? - Sure.

A nightmare?

- All of us? - It has to be!

Get a load of the rag-and-bone crew over there.

‘If they're not out of a nightmare’

‘| don't know what is.'

"Which one do you think is creepier?'

- He is! - He is!

And, like, nothing as gruesome as those two clowns

could possibly be real.

Hey, Scoob, dig the puss on that chick.

It's so awful, it's funny.

[laughing]

[laughing] Yeah.

[laughing]

What are you laughing at, bolt breath?

And look over there.

- Yuck! - Whoa!

‘Raggy's right.’

(Shaggy) ‘That's a whole week of nightmares, huh?’

[laughing]

He's talking about you!

He means you, gnat nose!

Who are you calling names?

[splat]

[laughing]

[laughing]

You think that was funny, eh?

Well, you'll laugh your head off at this!

Ohh!

[cackling]

[growling]

[crashing]

[cackling]

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

[instrumental music]

Yikes! If this is a dream, let's all wake up.

Right. Like, all together, gang.

On the count of three.

(all) One, two..

... three!

| bid you welcome.

[gulps] Like, we're still asleep, gang.

One more time, and give it all you got.

A-one, a-two--

Never mind! This is not a dream!

Permit me to introduce myself.

! am Count Dracula

and | have brought you, Shaggy, to Transylvania

to drive the Werewolf car in the monster road race.

Monster road race?

- Transylvania? - Werewolf car?

Don't tell me that's why | got turned into a Werewolf!

Precisely.

Oh! | told you not to tell me that.

You can't do that to Shaggy.

He doesn't wanna be any old Werewolf.

And he's not gonna drive in your old road race, either!

Not fora million dollars!

‘Are ya, Shaggy?’

Like, n-o-o way!

Ah. But you'll be racing for something

much better than a million dollars.

Right, Vanna Pira?

That's right, Count, honey!

Our second-place driver

in the monster road rally will receive

as a consolation prize

a two-week vacation in..

... Hawaii!

(all) ‘Ah, boo!’

(Crunch) ‘Bleah! Phooey!’

Who wants that?

But our road race winner will receive,

all expenses paid, an entire month in..

[drum roll]

[loud scream]

...the black hole of Calcutta!

Oh, wow!

That's mine!

[cheering]

Like, totally Weirdsville.

And, of course, the biggest honor of all..

...the "monster of the year" trophy!

[cheering]

So, Shaggy, you still refuse

to remain and drive in our big race?

Like, you got it, sir.

Very well. Then you may all leave.

You mean, just like that?

Would | lie?

(all) Uh-huh! Yeah! Sure!

Silence!

Believe me. You are free to go.

Well, okay, then.

- Goodbye. - See ya around.

Have a nice day!

Such a pity you can't stay

for the pre-race party.

Yeah. Too bad.

- And the dancing. - Too bad.

(Dracula) ‘And all the delicious food.’

- Too ba.. Food? - Food?

Come on! Let's get out of here.

Uh, what kind of food?

Yeah. What kind?

All kinds of delightful treats.

Crunch, Brunch, bring our guests one of our delicacies.

Yes, master.

Hey, looks good, Scoob.

Yeah.

Hey! What was that stuff?

Batburgers.

- Batburgers? Yuck! - Batburgers? Yuck!

Hmm. | guess the bats were a little undercooked.

Uh, listen, like, thanks a lot anyway

but we-we-we don't want to hang around

for your little party, so we'll just

like, uh, see ya around, okay?

Just a moment!

- Stop! - | knew it!

Come on, gang!

Wolfgong, drop the cage!

Not on you, stupid, on them!

Oh!

(Dracula) ‘Ha-ha! Got you!

Hey, what's the big idea?

Yeah! You said we could leave.

Ah, yes, but | had my fangs crossed

when | said it.

Besides, | can't let you go.

You must drive in the race, Shaggy.

Unh-unh!

No way, jagged jaws!

You will drive!

You will! You will! You will!

That is an order! You must!

Ah, but you're tired from your journey.

[snaps finger] Crunch, Brunch.

Yes, sire.

My guests wish to freshen up.

Take them to the ghastly room.

(Crunch) ‘Bleah!'

[laughing]

Oh, boy. Like, what a pickle.

Here | am a Werewolf

and stuck in a castle full of moron monsters.

We've just gotta get out of here. But how?

Hey, I've got an idea.

Can you see anything, boys?

No, but we must be near the ground, right, Scoob?

| think so.

Rraah!

What's the matter with you, Scooby?

Whoa!

Like, wow! That was a close one!

[growling]

Yike!

There's just gotta be a way out of this crazy house.

Wow! A trapdoor!

Let's see where it goes.

Come on, gang!

(all) Whoa!

(Crunch) ‘Bleah! Going up!’

(Brunch) Oh, bad show, old things.

| did request that you not try to escape, you know.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Now do stay put, old dears.

Cheerio.

Bleah! Cheerio!

Well, anybody got any bright ideas?

(male #2) ‘Psst!’

- What's that? - ‘Over here.’

"Try the fireplace.’

‘It's got a hidden door at the back.'

Hey, guys, there is a door here.

[door opens]

| wonder where this leads to.

Any where'd be better than this creepy castle.

You said it!

This joint is the pits!

Why, it's even got ghosts!

Rrrah!

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

| guess this is the only way out, gang! Come on!

[upbeat music]

Huh?

Looks like we joined the party, after all.

Well, like, let's get partying.

| don't know what this stuff is, Scoob,

but it looks pretty good, huh?

[laughs]

Yeah.

Oh, good.

I'm glad you changed your mind

and joined us.

| see you tried the frog fudge.

Delicious, isn't it?

- Frog fudge? - Frog fudge?

- Yuck! - Yuck!

- Frog fudge? - Frog fudge?

Yes!

Yes, and do have some spider web spaghetti.

Sp-sp-sp-sp-spider web?

(Dracula) ‘And you must try the plasma pizza.'

[groans]

‘And the wart pudding?’

[retching]

Come on, Shaggy. Let's get outta here!

Wait! You haven't tried a finger sandwich!

Made with real fingers!

[upbeat music]

f Party time for ghosts and spooks f

~ Vampires witches ghostly kooks J

~ That whole gang all go gazooks f

~ Doin’ the Werewolf rock I

~ Mr. Jangles rocks all night I

f Falls apart about daylight f

J Frankenstein he's dynamite I

~ Doin’ the Werewolf rock I

Whoo!

~ Rock if a ghoul can do it f

~ Rock Scooby-Doo will do it I

~ Come on Scooby Dog f

¢ Rock rock rock rock ro-o-o-ck J

[howling]

~ Everybody's rowdy rockin' f

~ Wearin' out their Sunday stockin' J

~ Doin' the werewolf rock f

~ Doin’ the werewolf rock that's right

Ouch! Watch it, buster!

You shouldn't talk to shaggy like that.

Hey! You're cute.

Let's dance!

[chuckles] Huh?

Hey! Watch that!

Oh! Okay. You asked for it!

[howling]

~ Everybody's rowdy rockin' f

~ Wearin' out their Sunday stockin' J

~ Doin' the werewolf rock f

~ Doin' the werewolf rock f

f Hey yeah JS

- Hey! - Oh, no!

- Criminy! - Like, another trap.

‘How do we get out of this one?’

You don't, Shaggy, unless you drive

the werewolf car in the monster race.

No, | don't wanna race!

And | don't wanna be a werewolf!

No! No! No!

But you're going to get squished.

Very well.

If you drive in the race and win

‘I'll change you back'

‘to your simpering, normal, nerdy self!’

You will?

And I'll send you

and your dogs and your tootsie-wootsie

back where you came from!

- Really? - No lie?

- You promise? - Trust me.

Look! It's going back!

Yeah! Back!

Oh! Thank goodness!

[snoring]

[clearing throat]

[crowing]

- Aah! - What was that?

Yikes!

The sun is up.

Rise and shiny.

Hey, wait a minute. Like, | always thought

you had to stay out of the daylight.

That's right, | did. But no more.

Now | wear sunblock.

This is number 5,022.

‘Well, now how about some breakfast?’

- No, thanks. - Unh-unh.

We don't want any more of that yucky stuff

like you had last night.

Yucky stuff?

Oh, no! You will have anything you want.

Anything except, ugh..

...angel food cake, that is.

All you have to do is call tomb service.

When you are finished, | will show you

the course you are going to race, Shaggy.

Ciao!

Like, Ciao, is right.

Hello? Yeah. Like, will you send up

about three dozen flapjacks, please?

And, uh, six side orders of peanut butter.

A little bit of toast and jam

and a couple of dozen of pickles.

And some waffles.

And maple syrup.

And a double garden pizza.

Uh, yeah. You get all that?

[chuckles] Great!

Bleah! Tomb service!

- Oh, boy! - Wow!

Great!

Mm-mm! This stuff is terrific!

Ah, yes, and to think it's all fashioned

from a special kind of beans.

Beans, huh?

[howling]

[howling]

[howling]

[all howling]

Hey, just what kind of

beans are in this stuff?

Scream beans.

They grow wild in our torture chamber.

Scream beans?

Oh, that's awful!

Yes, | quite agree, my dear.

| say, Crunch, remind me to tell chef

his cooking is out of tune again.

[all howling]

(Dracula) Now, here is the racecourse you will be driving.

It starts here at the castle

then goes to monster morass

‘then to dragon breath tunnel’

‘through sand slime straight-away'

‘up horrible hill’

‘then down sneaky strip and back here. '

Wow. That's a tricky track.

Yes, but | have confidence

you'll be able to handle it, Shaggy.

[laughing]

[both laugh]

Uh, like, how's about letting me

take the werewolf car out for a test run?

Uh, well, no. I'm sorry.

The-the car is being modified for you

and it won't be ready until the race tomorrow.

But we still got our car.

- Yeah. - That's right.

How about letting us have a trial run in that?

Hmm.

Well...yes, go ahead.

Great! Come on, gang!

| say, sire, was that wise?

What if they should try to escape again?

They won't, not if Shaggy

wants me to turn him back to..

Ugh, normal.

Besides, this is a wonderful chance

for some good, rotten fun.

[cackling]

[laughing]

Like, here we go, gang!

[engine revving]

Calling the Hunch-Bunch!

(Crunch on radio) ‘Yes, master.’

Ack! Not you, the other one!

Ah, yes, sire?

(Dracula on radio) ‘They're coming your way.’

When they get near monster morass

you know what to do.

Ah, you can put your confidence in us, sire.

Stand by, old boy.

Bleah, heh heh heh!

[engine rumbling]

[growling]

Like, wow. I'd sure hate to mess with those babies.

Now!

(all) Whoa!

[laughing]

I'm such a dirty guy.

- Rrrelp! - Let me at 'em!

I'll Knock those crocs' socks off!

Hang on, gang. I'm gonna try something new.

[engine revving]

Say, that's no fair!

Hmm. I'm afraid the master

is going to be highly displeased.

You said a mouthful.

And it's very rude to talk with your mouth full.

Calm yourself, sire.

We'll make things exceedingly hot for them

in dragon breath tunnel!

Uh-oh. Like, there it is.

(Googie) Yuck. Creepsville.

They're in the tunnel.

Set off the hot flashes now.

Bleah, ha ha!

Say, it's stuck.

Like, don't anybody panic.

You okay, Scoob?

You bet.

Mmm! Delicious!

Hey! What gives?

Crunch, Brunch?

What happened to the hot flashes?

Aah!

Um, the timing was a tad off, sire.

- But, sire! - Pipe down!

(Dracula) ‘They're approaching the quicksand straight-away.'

‘Even you two bimbos can't mess up my fun this time.’

Hang on, gang. We're gonna plow

right straight through this dump!

[engine revving]

Ha-ha! Well, now that's funny.

[engine revs]

[laughing]

Here we go, gang!

The last leg of the course!

Alright, split the road!

| go batty over stuff like this.

[cackling]

Aah!

Gee, Shaggy honey, it's too bad

you can't drive this car in the race.

| really love it.

I'm kind of stuck on it myself!

Have you made the changes in the Wolf Wagon | wanted?

Ah, yes, master.

All the controls are switched around.

Watch.

[sputtering]

Very well.

No way do | want that young Werewolf

to win the race tomorrow.

But, sire, the lad drove the course

like he knew every turn today.

Which is why I've changed the course.

But I'm still worried.

How can | make absolutely sure

he will lose?

[yawns]

Oh, boy. Am | sleepy.

‘I'm gonna need every ounce of energy’

‘to win that race tomorrow.’

Don't worry, Shaggy.

We won't let anything

keep you awake tonight.

Right, gang?

- Right. - Right.

Hm. Keep him awake?

What a wonderful, nasty idea.

Oh, Crunchy and Brunchy.

| got a job for you.

Now, you get a good night's sleep, Shaggykins.

Hey. Like, how about a real goodnight kiss?

[slurps]

Yuck! Ptooey!

[snoring]

[crackling]

The old dripping faucet ploy.

The speakers will blow their minds

as well as their ears.

Yeah! Blecch!

Here, old boy. Hold the microphone near the water.

Okay.

[electricity crackling]

[explosion]

| say, prick up your ears, old thing.

| said near the water, not in it.

[snoring]

Now then, Crunch, let's wake up our werewolf

with a resounding feline flourish.

[toot]

- Meow! Rather. - Meow!

- Meow! - Meow! | say.

Meow..

Doggone kitty cats.

[frogs croaking]

[instrumental music]

[knocking on door]

Huh? What?

Rise and shine.

It's race day, Shaggy, old top.

‘Here are your racing colors.’

‘We expect you at the starting line forthwith. '

Tally ho.

Yeah. Tally ho.

Come on, Shag.

Let's show those old monsters how to drive.

[yawning]

[snoring]

[thunderclap]

(Dracula) It's a picture postcard day

for the great annual monster car rally.

Plenty of lightning and fog.

In just a little while

all the creepy creatures of my realm

will be racing for the coveted

"monster of the year" trophy.

That's right, Dracky

and I'll be here to do all the color

like, there's some brown and there's some gray

and there's some green.

The peasants are pouring in by the thousands

and are they excited.

‘Just listen to that crowd. '

(all) Yay.

[yawns]

Come on, Shaggykins, wake up.

[yawns]

Please, Shaggy.

You've got to win

for yourself and all of us.

Like, what's the use?

| don't know how to drive this thing

and who knows what traps Drac has out there.

Oh, don't worry.

Scrappy and | will be in your car.

‘Now, we'll get a head start’

and radio back to you anything that looks bad.

You can do it. You can win.

Oh, but I'm so tired. If only | could wake up.

[yawns]

[kisses]

Whoo!

There. Does that help?

Ha-ha-ha! Like, my battery's charged now.

[engine revving]

Attention, ladies and gentlemonsters

the 753rd annual monster rally

is about to begin.

(all) Yay.

[sputtering]

Boy, Scoob. Like, this car is weird.

(Dracula) ‘Introducing in position number one’

‘Frankenstein and Repulsa’'

‘in the freaky frankenwagen.'

‘In position number two'

‘Swamp Thing in the slime speedster.'

‘Number three is the witch sisters'

‘in the cauldron coupé.’

[tires screeching]

Get that thing out of here!

[engine revving]

(Dracula) ‘Next is Mr. Bone jangles'

‘in his bone bomber. '

(crowd) 'Yay.'

(Dracula) ‘And here comes the Mummy'

‘in his Mummymobile.'

‘And here is Dr. Jackal and Mr. Snide'

‘in the split-personality special.'

[growling]

"The Dragonfly in his dragon dragster.’

And last, but not least

Shaggy the werewolf in the werewolf wagon.

[sputtering]

[crashing]

Oh, no!

There, there, Dracula.

[all muttering]

[Dracula blubbering]

‘It's enough to make a grown monster cry.'

Uh, like, sorry.

| don't quite have the hang

of this thing yet.

Yeah. Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Breaker, breaker. This is looky lady calling wheelie wolf.

Do you read me? Come on back.

Loud and clear.

‘What's the story, Shaggy?’

"When's the race going to start?’

Like, any minute.

[engine revving]

Can | shoot off the starting gun now, Dracky?

Huh? Can |?

Be careful.

Just a minute.

| can't have Shaggy fouling up

everybody's car again.

Ya-haa! Look alive! Attention!

- Ah! - Ah!

| got a job for you boys.

Make sure that werewolf car gets a bad start.

You can rest assured, sire.

(Dracula) ‘All the necessary repairs have been made. '

‘The race is once more ready to begin.’

The crowd is going wild with anticipation.

(all) Yay.

- Louder! - 'Yay.'

‘Louder!'

Yay.

Oy!

[engines revving]

Let the race begin!

[gunshot]

[engines revving]

Oh! That Brunchy and Crunchy!

[explosion]

(all) Yay!

Pipe down!

‘Well, fans'

‘the race is underway.’

‘The field is tightly packed’

‘as the monsters jockey for position.’

All except for the werewolf wagon

which trails badly.

Like, this car's engine is nowhere.

Take the wheel, Scoob.

I'm gonna see if | can climb under the hood

and fix it.

Oh, uh, okay.

[engine revving]

Yieee!

(Dracula) ‘The monster cars are still closely’

‘packed in. but wait, what's this?’

‘Oh, no. The werewolf wagon’

‘comes out of nowhere to take the lead.’

Take over, darling. I'll be right back.

This is Vanna Pira again

with some more color commentary.

There's some orange and some red

and some more red and..

| thought you two fixed that werewolf car

so that it couldn't win.

Ah, yes, master, but Shaggy unfixed it.

Well, then you un-unfix it!

Very well.

Crunch, tacks away.

Tacks away.

Looky lady calling wheelie wolf.

We got a tacky track attack.

‘Detour. Detour.'

[laughs]

Smooth move, eh, Scoob?

Yeah, real smooth.

Whoa!

- Aah! - Aah!

[screaming]

Calling the Hunch-Bunch.

Did you disable Shaggy's car yet?

Right-o. Indeed we did.

Our shower of tacks

took him right out of the race.

[tires screeching]

[crashing]

‘And unfortunately, sire’

‘ijt took all the others out, as well.’

That Hunch-Bunch would break my heart!

If | had one.

[whimpering]

Quit shaking, Scoob.

(Googie) ‘Hang in there, boys.'

Yeah. We'll get you out of there.

Yay!

[branch snapping]

Whoa! Well, this is it.

Like, so long, ol' pal, ol’ buddy

ol' friend, oh-oh-oh!

[gulps]

‘Good-bye.'

[electricity crackling]

- Huh? - What happened?

[dramatic music]

Yay!

Great work, guys.

Now get back and win this race

or you're a werewolf forever.

Right. Like, hang on, Scoob.

[engine revving]

(Dracula) ‘Well, monster motor fans'

‘all the cars are back in the race once again.’

(all) Yay.

All except for the werewolf wagon

which has regrettably..

[chuckles]

...dropped out.

[engine revving]

[choking]

[coughing]

Oh, no!

Shaggy? Were did he come from?

Oh, Dracky, don't you remember?

See, you needed a werewolf to drive in the race

so you sent the Hunch-Bunch over--

Never mind.

Sheesh!

What this car needs is a good tailwind.

Right, Scoob?

Tailwind. Yeah.

[whirring]

Oh, no!

Oh, my!

‘I've seen cars with tail fins'

‘but tail spins, how cute. '

Cute schmoot.

Shaggy's out in the lead again.

Bleah! Oh!

Um, I'm afraid the master

is going to be testy about this.

Testy? Who's testy?

[laughs]

I'm furious!

If you two don't keep Shaggy from winning this race

it'll be both your necks!

Bleah! Aah!

Don't worry, old top.

We'll get the spider monster to assist us.

Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha ha!

(Dracula) ‘What a race!

‘These drivers are going all-out’

‘to get that "monster of the year" trophy.’

"There goes the dragon dragster’

‘shooting out in front.’

‘But wait, the Mummy pulls a dirty trick’

‘and retakes the lead.'

‘| like that.'

‘Now here comes the cauldron coupé. '

‘The witches break out in front’

‘with another dirty trick.’

‘Oh, | like that.’

‘Now the slime speedster's'

‘challenging the cauldron coupé. '

[snorting]

‘Ho ho ho! | really like that.’

‘The swamp thing now takes the lead.’

But, Dracky, that's not true.

Swamp thing's not in the lead.

That hairy hunk Shaggy's way out in front. See?

Hairy hunk?

You know, you're beginning to bug me.

(all) Yay.

You nerds bug me, too.

Speaking of creepy-crawly things

where is that buggy hunch bunch?

(male #3) ‘Okay. That's 1,000 feet’

‘of your best top-quality A-1 spider web there.’

You got a guarantee on this item

thirty days or 30,000 monster flies

whichever comes first. There.

Thank you, old boy

but we're going to catch more than flies.

Right, Crunch?

Yeah.

Heh heh heh!

Looky lady calling wolf wagon.

Come on back, Shag.

Wolf wagon to looky lady.

Like, what's happening, Googie?

(Googie) ‘We got a tennis set for tarantulas'

‘just down the pike.’

Like, thanks.

[tires screeching]

[engine revving]

What's this?

The werewolf car has stalled.

The entire field has passed him.

What a pity.

Oh, no!

[crashing]

Oh, this is terrible.

This is awful.

Look, Dracky, | broke a nail.

Oh, Crunchy and Brunchy!

Uh-oh.

Oh, | say.

We'd better stop that

young werewolf fellow fast

or the master will have us for tea, old boy.

To the copter.

[instrumental music]

[engine revving]

Okay. Now!

[engine revving]

Here he comes now.

Yeah. Now.

[gunshot]

[engine revving]

[explosion]

[engine revving]

Bleah heh heh heh!

We shan't miss this time, old thing.

On the count of three.

‘One.'

‘Two. Three!’

[crash]

[crash]

(Vanna Pira) 'Hi there, fast-car fans.’

"Vanna Pira here pinch-hitting for Dracula.’

‘Everybody's really giving it all they've got’

‘to win that "monster of the year" trophy’

‘and can they drive.’

‘| mean, talk about skill.’

‘Just look at those clever moves.'

‘Why, it's just poetry in motion.’

But | don't think it's going to make any difference

how good the monsters drive

‘because that cutey-pie Shaggy’

‘is way out in front.’

The only thing that could keep him from winning now

would be if he got lost or something.

[giggling]

Lost. Yes.

Why not?

[engine revving]

[laughs]

Shaggy's road is the pits

tar pits, that is!

Hey. What's this stuff?

| don't know, Scoob.

Looks like they just repaved the road.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

(Dracula) ‘This is Dracula again, racing fans.’

‘All the monster cars have gone ahead of Shaggy'

‘who took the wrong turn down the tar-pit trail.’

The tar-pit trail? Oh, no!

That's the road to where the schlockness monster lives.

The schlockness monster?

| didn't know that.

[laughs]

Hey. What happened to Shaggy?

Looky lady calling wheelie wolf.

‘Calling wheelie wolf.’

‘Hey, where are you guys?’

[roars]

Like.. Whoa, no!

"You wouldn't believe it!'

[dramatic music]

Shaggy, where are you?

Come in, Shaggy.

-'Oh!' - ‘Ohh!

- Whoa! - Yieee!

- Whoo-ooh! - Whoa!

Sounds like it's time to go on radar pilot.

Right.

[whirring]

[engine revving]

- Whoa! - Whoo!

(Dracula) ‘Well, fans, now that Shaggy seems'

‘to have gotten lost..'

",.. the race is really getting exciting.’

(all) Yay.

| can't hear you.

(all) Yay.’

The next time | want to be alone

I'll call you guys.

[engines revving]

Wait a minute! What was that car doing?

Oh, | think it was doing at least 80.

No.

No!

85?

Hm. Her brain is running on empty.

Road's getting pretty slick.

Better shift to swamp mode.

Right.

[whirring]

Ah! Oh, look!

‘What a horrible monster!'

- Yeow! - Whoa!

There's Shag and Uncle Scooby.

Oh, how are we going to save them?

I've got an idea.

Hit the ejection-seat button on my side.

But, Scrappy, what are you going

to do with that pepper?

No time to explain, Googie. Come on.

Okay.

Okay, big guy

time to clear up that traffic jam

in your big mouth.

Ah..

Ah-ah-choo!

- Way to go! - Way to go!

[engine revving]

(Dracula) ‘The race is really heating up now, fans'

‘as dragonfly in the dragon dragster'

‘pulls into the lead’

‘followed by Frankenstein’

‘and Repulsa'

‘in the freaky frankenwagen’'

‘and Mr. Bone Jangles in the bone bomber.'

‘Oh, no!’

‘Shaggy again!’

(Vanna Pira) ‘Wow, he makes the others'

‘look like they're standing still.’

(Dracula) I'll fix that.’

What's the matter with all of you?

How can you let that werewolf

make monster monkeys out of you?

Put those pedals to the metal!

Yike!

Uh-oh. They're catching up.

That's more like it.

[laughs]

We're gaining on them!

[train whistle blowing]

[bell clanging]

Oh, no!

The train!

(Shaggy) Hang on, Scoob!

We've got to beat it!

Master, there appears to be a train approaching.

Hadn't we better stop?

Who cares?

Keep going.

But this is madness.

Madness, | tell you.

We'll all get creamed..

...Including me.

Step on the gas, or I'll chomp your necks.

Both of them.

[train whistling]

Faster! Faster!

[laughs]

| knew we'd make it.

[thud]

~ Oh tell me boy f

fis this the Transylvania choo-choo? JJ

Hi, monster racing fans.

Vanna Pira pinch-hitting for Dracula

who is, uh, whatchacallit, decomposed.

Not decomposed.

Indisposed.

Sheesh!

(Vanna Pira) ‘Oh, yeah.’

‘Anyhow, the race’

‘is really heating up.’

‘Frankenstein and Repulsa are closing in’

‘on Shaggy in the werewolf car.’

Come on, come on!

Step on it! Step on it!

Okay. Okay.

Not that hard, lead foot.

‘Oh, he's pulling away from us.'

‘We'll never catch up now'

and it's all your fault.

| should have listened to my mother

and married that rich rattlesnake monster

from Texas.

Don't worry, my dear.

We'll stop the werewolf car cold.

Oh, yeah? How you gonna do that, dull skull?

With the same force that gave me life.

[whirring]

A lightning bolt.

[electricity crackling]

[Repulsa laughs]

‘Now we're cooking, Franky, honey.’

Come on, come on. Zap ‘em good.

I'll turn up the power.

- Yieee! - Whoo-hoo!

[Repulsa laughs]

[thunderclap]

- Whoa-oh! - Yieee!

| guess we're pulling away from them now, Scoob, huh?

(Repulsa) ‘Ha ha ha! Gotcha now!’

Huh? What's with them?

Come on, Franky, shoot the works.

| can't miss.

[thunderclap]

[splash]

(Repulsa) ‘Can't miss, huh?’

‘Phooey!’

(Frankenstein) ‘Ow!'

[laughs] We're out in front now.

- Right, Scoob, ol' buddy? - Yeah.

Might as well slow down then.

With that bridge down, they'll never catch us.

Hey, how'd you guys catch up

with that bridge out?

Easy, man.

We took a shortcut, you dig?

But that's cheatin’.

Yeah. Cheating.

You dudes got a lot to learn.

In this race, anything goes.

Right. Okay.

If anything goes

then here we go.

Uh-oh. We've been wound up.

Like, hang on, Scoob.

We're gonna unwind.

[whooshing]

Hey! Ow! Oh!

That Shaggy kid is really beginning

to frost my pumpkin.

Me, too.

Come on, sis

let's cook up a werewolf whammy.

[laughing]

One side!

The witch sisters are comin’ through!

Last warning!

Out of our way, small fry.

Who are you calling small fry?

Yeah. Who?

You two. That's who.

[cackling]

Oh, no. Look at us.

We're a pint-sized werewolf

and a half-pint hound.

What could be worse?

That could.

‘Scoob!'

[engines revving]

Well, well.

It's a real race once again

as the werewolf car has shrunk from the battle.

[laughs]

| said, shrunk from the battle.

- Get it? - Get what?

Sheesh.

‘Anyhow, the witch sisters’

‘are still out in front’

‘and here comes the freaky frankenwagen'

‘pack into the race.’

‘The crowd is electrified.’

‘| said, the crowd is electrified.'

[electricity crackling]

(all) Yay!

Ooh. | like that.

‘And as for the poor little teensy-weensy'

‘werewolf car..'

[laughing]

What's so funny?

"Shrunk from battle."

| just got it.

[laughs]

Her mind wanders

and she just goes along for the ride.

‘Wait a minute. Wait a minute. '

‘What's this?’

It's Shaggy's pit crew.

They're the pits, alright. Ha ha ha!

Just look what that little mutt is doing.

(Vanna Pira) ‘He's trying to pump up that little car.'

[Vanna Pira laughs]

How pathetic.

- Huh? - Huh?

(Dracula) ‘Well, fans, the competition’

‘for the "monster of the year" trophy’

‘is getting even tougher.’

‘The dragon dragster is lashing out’

‘at the mummymobile.'

‘The frankenwagen and the slime speedster'

‘are in a real flap.’

[whirring]

‘And Bone Jangles and Dr. Jackal’

‘are each trying to get an oily lead.'

| said, oily lead.

- Get it? - Get what?

Stay with me. | want to be alone.

Oh, look, Dracky.

‘That precious Shaggy is way out in front.’

Oh, he's so cute in his fur.

| wish | had a fur.

Dracky, honey, will you give me a wrap?

Oh! You're going to get a rap, alright!

Pow! To the moon!

[witches cackling]

Well, well.

"It looks like the witch sisters’

‘in the cauldron coupe'

‘are making another challenge’

‘for the lead.’

Come on, honey

let's give that wimpy werewolf

a double freezy-frost whammy.

You're on, sis.

It'll stop him cold.

Ice cold.

Testing.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Looky lady to wheelie wolf.

‘You've got two haggy hot dogs'

‘coming up on your tail.’

Go, ghouls, uh, girls. Go.

[laughing]

Time to cool those two cacklers

right, Scoob?

Right.

- Aah! - Yaah!

[screaming]

[engines revving]

[crash]

[thudding]

[crash]

You wacky witches!

Why don't you learn to hit what you aim at?

Huh! | had to ask.

(Vanna Pira) ‘Hi, horrible hot rod fans.'

"Vanna Pira subbing for Dracky.'

‘Well, all the monster cars are back in the race again.’

‘But Shaggy is so far out in front’

‘it's gonna take something’

‘really weird to catch him.'

[siren wailing]

- How weird! - How weird!

Transylvania highway patrol.

‘Pull that heap over for an inspection.’

[tires screeching]

[engine revving]

Inspection?

Yeah, like, what are you looking for?

Yeah, look.

None of your lips.

Open this hood.

Aha! Just as | thought.

This engine is stolen property.

Stolen property! Since when?

Since right now!

- 'But--' - 'But--'

No arguments.

Now get that car off the track

or I'll run you in.

(both) But-but--

(Dracula) ‘| said, get it off!’

Like, okay.

[engine turns over]

What the..

[screaming]

[crash]

(Vanna Pira) ‘This is Vanna Pira again, fans’

‘all the monster cars have passed Shaggy.'

‘With no motor, it looks like’

‘he's out of the race.'

(all) Boo.

Yes!

And now that he can't win

Shaggy will be a werewolf forever

and under my power.

[laughs]

(all) Boo.

But wait, Googie and Scrappy have just arrived

with a spare engine.

[instrumental music]

‘Shaggy's back in the race.'

(all) Yay.

Make up your minds, peasants.

(Googie) ‘Looky lady calling wheelie wolf.’

We're going to cut out for the cutoff and cut a corner

so we can cut in front of the pack again. 10-4.

Gee, Scoob, I'd hate to think where we'd be

if anything happened to Googie and Scrappy.

Oh?

It would be just awful.

Oh, Crunchy and Brunchy..

Ah, yes, master?

| have a real dirty job for you.

Bleah! Goody!

Ripping! Top-ho!

(Brunch) ‘Keep a sharp eye out for our target vehicle, old boy.'

[blabbering]

Indeed.

Prepare the sky claw.

Come on, you guys

like, move it over.

Let me past! Let me past!

Lets see you get past this!

[evil laugh]

What's Mr. Snide cooking up?

Yowrr!

Whoa!

Shaggy, don't get freaked by that geek.

It's not real. Repeat, the monster is not real.

Yikes! Are you sure the monster knows that?

(Googie) ‘Just race right through it.'

Like, okay. Here we go!

[engine revving]

Yay!

You're in the lead again.

Oh, boy, what a team, what a team!

‘We could never win without you guys!’

(Brunch) ‘Precisely, old chap.'

[whirring]

- Hey! - Whoa!

[intense music]

Help!

[instrumental music]

Help!

Yikes! Hang on, Scoob!

Well, now, it looks like Shaggy

is setting a new course speed record.

‘Unfortunately for him'

‘it is in the wrong direction. '

Help! Shaggy, help!

Like, keep cool, guys!

Cool? No, no, no.

What's called for here

is an application of heat.

Hot stuff. | mean, hot.

‘Such as a dip in lava pit lake.’

[blabbers]

Toodle-oo, little crew.

It's bye-bye time.

[Googie screaming]

Oh, no!

[chomping]

[thud]

Thanks, guys.

Now you better get back in the race, and hurry.

Oh! Here come those double dipsticks again.

(Scrappy) ‘No problem. We'll keep them out of your hair.’

Now get back in that race and win, Shag

or you're a fur ball forever.

Muah!

[howling]

[engine revving]

Come on, let's make like the wind and blow!

Get it? Let's scram.

| say, old top.

Give them the old one-two.

Bleah! Bleah! The old one-two.

[thud]

Uh, oh. Dippy and Trippy are still after us.

Vampire bees.

The most vicious beasts on earth.

| say, old top

give it the old hive-ho.

~ Hive-ho hive-ho S

~ To dirty work we go JJ

| say, do shut up and throw it, old dear.

[bees buzzing]

[screaming]

Hi, guys, what happened to the Hunch-Bunch?

No problem.

They're off getting a bite.

Yeah, a lot of bites. Ha ha!

Come on, gang. Let's get back on track.

(Dracula) ‘Well, fans. the tension is mounting as the race’

‘for the "monster of the year" trophy’

‘gets more and more exciting by the minute.’

[snoring]

‘The mummy has the bone bomber boxed in.'

"The frankenwagen is creaming the slide speedster'

‘and the witch sisters are sideswiping'

‘| mean, sidesweeping'

‘the split-personality special.’

Oh, are they ever going fast.

Yes, it's a tortuous pace.

My favorite kind.

[tires screech]

[gaspi Oh ping]

Wonderful!

A million-dollar pileup!

Dracky, you've never seen a million dollars.

So what? It looks like something I've never seen before.

And there goes Shaggy back into the lead.

What? Shaggy?

And those two!

Didn't you tell the Hunch-Bunch to get rid of them?

Oh! Just wait till | see Crunch and Brunch.

Will | chew them out.

(Brunch) ‘I'm afraid you'll have to get in line, sire.’

Ow! Oh! Ow!

(Dracula) ‘Well, fans, the monster cars are rolling again.’

And the action is getting very rough.

"The frankenwagen is in a duel’

‘with the split-personality special.’

‘The mummy car is tangling with the slime speedster'

‘and the bone bomber is taking a licking’

‘from the dragon dragster.’

(Vanna Pira) ‘But Dracky, Shaggy is way out front!’

[engine revving]

Not for long.

He's about to run into some hard opposition.

(Brunch) We shan't fail this time, old fellow.

This quick-drying cement

will stop them in their tracks.

- Ooh! Here they come. - Top-ho!

Now when their car gets into position

count to three

and I'll let it go.

One.

Two.

Uh.. Uh, what's after two?

Three, old fellow, three!

Yeah! Three!

[whirring]

[engine revving]

Oh, | say, old thing

you're timing was just a tad off.

Oh, that Hunch-Bunch!

[screams]

| knew someday

they'd drive him batty.

[all groaning]

(Vanna Pira) ‘Good news, fans'

‘the monster cars are back wheeling again.’

‘The cauldron coupé is burning rubber'

‘the slime speedster is running flat out’

‘and | mean flat.’

‘And the frankenwagen is tearing up the track’

‘put they're still way behind Shaggy.’

[gasps] Ah, too bad.

‘It looks like he's going to win’

‘and not be a cute werewolf anymore. '

Not if | can help it.

Is that enough man-eating plant seed, sire?

Yes. It is the most vicious plant in the world.

It attacks the first thing it sees

so don't mess up.

The plan is to sprinkle the water on the seeds

and run, run fast.

Bleah, you mean

like this?

(Dracula) ‘No, no, not yet!’

‘Not till Shaggy comes!’

[growls]

Yaah!

‘Whoa! Nol!’

Ptooey!

[thud]

[engine revving]

Alright, that tears it!

No more Mr. Nice Guy!

| am going to unleash GK.

Bleah, no!

Not GK!

Oh, no, not GK!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, not GK!

(all) Uh, who's GK?

Ha-haa! Who's GK?

[evil laugh]

[growling]

Like, oh, boy, Scoob, we're way out in front.

Nothing can stop us now.

[both gasp]

What's that?

Meet GK.

Genghis Kong, take one.

[growling]

[engine revving]

- Whoa! - Aaah!

[growling]

At last! Shaggy is out of the race for good.

[engines revving]

Now, to the finish line to flag

the winning monster.

- Yikes! - Yikes!

Nice doggie.

Koochy-koochy-koo!

Whoa!

[laughs]

Koochy-koo!

Oh! What's that horrible thing?

(Shaggy) A n-n-nightmare

called Genghis Kong!

(Scrappy) He's got Uncle Scooby.

Hey! You let go of my uncle

or I'm gonna ring your gong, Kong.

Easy, Scrappy

| have a better plan.

‘It's operation skateboard, got it?’

Right on! It's operation skateboard!

[dramatic music]

[engines revving]

Huh?

Reow!

(Vanna Pira) ‘Here they come, fans'

‘down the homestretch.’

‘Looks like it's gonna be a photo finish.’

Okay, boss, hold it.

[camera shutter clicking]

(Vanna Pira) ‘It's neck-and-neck. '

‘| mean, wreck-and-wreck!'

[gasps] But what's that?

‘It's Genghis Kong coming on fast’

‘powered by Googie and Shaggy.’

(all) Double yay.

Like, time to say so long, Kong.

[tires screech]

[growling]

(all) Oh, no!

Oh, no!

[crash]

Let's go.

You said it, Scoob. Big pace coming up.

[engine revving]

(Vanna Pira) ‘Shaggy wins!’

Oh, no, no!

Sorry.

Sorry? That's not the way it was supposed to come out.

Congratulations, Shaggy

you are the "Monster of the year!"

No way!

- But, Dracky-- - Oh, like, that's okay.

| don't want to be monster of this year or any year.

| just want to be changed back to myself.

And go home.

Yeah, and go home

like you promised.

- Never! - But you promised!

| won the race!

You promised!

| am so sorry

but there's just no way to change you back.

Oh, Dracky, that's a monster fib.

It tells right here in the Grimness Book

how to turn a werewolf back to--

Give me that!

Or right to the moon.

Bang! Zoom!

[instrumental music]

Great work, Scoob.

Come back here with that!

Hunch-Bunch, get that book!

[laughs]

Bleah! Ha ha!

[laughs]

[laughs] Old bean.

Like, ha-ha-ha to you.

Ha-ha-ha to you, too.

Ditto, Drack-o.

[engine revving]

They're getting away.

Hunch-Bunch, get my dracmobile.

Get my dracmobile!

What took you so long?

[engine revving]

Like, step on it, Googie, they're gaining on us.

| say, master

they appear to be pulling away.

Nonsense! I'll stop them with the drac vac.

[whirring]

Oh, no! He's got us!

Not if we can make it

to that turn in the road.

[engine revving]

[crash]

Quick, bring me my batplane.

- The batplane! - Yes, master!

What kept you?

- Sorry. - Bleah! Sorry.

[engine revving]

Oh, no! It's Dracula again!

| just wanted to fang you all for your visit.

[gunshots]

Like, we're sitting ducks!

What we need is a roof over our heads.

Hang on, gang!

Yeow!

[screaming]

Fools, that won't protect you

against my munchy missile.

[whooshes]

Like, quick, Googie, let's go to jet flight.

Right.

[whirring]

[all scream]

So, they think they can escape Dracula.

Ha-ha, not while | still have my tombs-day weapon.

The headstone rocket.

[thunder rumbling]

[all scream]

[laughs]

What a beautiful nightmare!

‘Shaggy and his friends’

‘will be twisting and turning’

all night long.

I've got to get this on tape

for my horror highlights.

Everybody say cheese!

[thunderclap]

Oh, cheese..

Like, what happened?

Where's the storm?

(Googie) ‘And where's Dracula?’

And our jet's not firing.

How are we flying?

(Scooby) | know how we're flying.

We're flying first class.

[all cheering]

(Shaggy) Oh, boy! Like, it's great to be home again.

I'll eat to that!

Right, Uncle Scoob?

You betcha!

Well, let's make like shovels and dig in.

[howling]

- Just a minute. - Huh?

First things first.

We're going to change you back

from being a werewolf.

Repeat after me.

"“Oogly boogly wobbly wye

"no more a werewolf am |

‘I'm going to be a normal guy."’

Like, okay. Ahem, here goes..

"“Oogly boogly wobbly wye

"no more a werewolf am |

I'm...going to be a normal guy."

[dramatic music]

Oh, Shaggy!

Yippee!

Hooray!

No more werewolf.

And no more Dracula. What a mean guy.

You know, something was always eating at him.

You said a mouthful.

Aah!

Ahh! Oh!

Yeow!

‘Help!’

‘Hunch-Bunch, help!’

Aah! Hurry up!

[instrumental music]

Shaggy, don't eat so fast.

You'll get the hiccups and turn into a werewolf again.

Are you kidding? Like, no way.

Well, it happened before, and it could happen again.

Ha ha ha! No way!

[hiccup]

[growling]

Oh, no! Huh?

Oh, Shaggy, you nerd!

Like, that wasn't me.

It was...Scooby!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

[growling]

He-he! Just kidding!

Scooby-dooby-doo!

[laughter]

That was a good one old buddy, old pal, old friend.

Oh, honestly..

Oh, come on, Googie, lighten up.

Believe me, we're all through

with those werewolves and vampires

‘and monsters forever.'

That's what he thinks.

(all) We're back!

[instrumental music]