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Oh god

What the hell

Police

show me your ID please, thank you

Huh?

Is there a problem?

Let's go

Hurry up

What are you doing?

We got a tip of drug dealing taking place here

We'll have to pat you down

You don't have a search warrant

You can't just come and search my belongings

Senpai, he's actually right -right?

Don't treat me like a fool

What's this white stuff here?

Splitting drugs with this?

What are you talking about? -Pat him down, we got him red-handed

That's just some dust

Move over

If there's nothing here, you wouldn't mind us looking

Why would I let you do that without a warrant?

Stay away from me

You don't have a warrant - Stay away from me

You don't have ...

What the hell?

Police brutality

Get on with the search, why are you still here?

Hurry up

Senpai, I can't find anything

Take a closer look

Do you know who I am?

I'm gonna sue your ass off

I'm gonna call my dad to get on your ass

Fucking cop, which precinct are you from?

Senpai, I can't find anything

Look harder, go through every layer and crack

get on it

Senpai, there's nothing here, nothing

Senpai, I got it

You're too good

Damn right I am

These people are only capable of doing drugs and having sex

What people?

Promising young men, all right?

What are you looking at?

This is a police investigation

Morning

Morning

Lu wei

From the stand around the alley

Senpai, can I have a piece of dried tofu?

You wish

Officer Lin Tzu-Ching, have a seat

Dried tofu

Hey that hurts

I would never have imagined

at this day and age someone could still be homophobic

even goes so far to beat them

What were you thinking?

We police officers have too good an image?

What a shame

I was out there staking out all day

What have you done today?

At this day and age

you're still just a pretty face

This pretty face

can still manage to kill you

Was [ wrong about it?

You got a commendation for pinning corsages on ranking officers

and you also have menstrual leave every month

You got it all

You damn...

Wu Ming-Han

Yung-Kang sir

Boss

The Ethics Office has been noticed

You're being accused of using excessive force

and also displayed gender discrimination

The formal penalty will be issued in a few days

Damn it, that faggot

I didn't discriminate against him

Senpai, what you've just said is discriminating

That's enough

I've seen the footage already

What the hell you think you're doing?

Come on, boss

We wouldn't have caught the junky if I weren't so vigilant

You're all about your performance with no decency

Yeah, you only think of yourself

Of course, or should I think of you instead?

That could work

Anyway

probably just another minor demerit, no big deal

A guy broke through the roadblock on Kangting Road

The car owner has a record of dealing drugs

and possible drug possession in car

We need backup

Damn, not again

Wu Ming-Han

Fuck you

They're really on to me

I got you

Fuck, try getting closer again

Wu Ming-Han, what are you doing?

It's a shortcut

Hey man, can you even drive?

I'm in a rush, geez

Are you even watching where you're going?

Let's just get the cops here

Damn, he's getting rid of something

Wu Ming-Han

Wow, the police car got here fast

Yeah

Wu Ming-Han, what the hell are you doing? Wu Ming-Han

What the hell are you doing?

Wu Ming-Han, what the hell are you doing?

What is this? What's going on?

Idiot

Wu Ming-Han,Go find the things he threw away

Hey

Got me picking up these stuff

Got me picking up these stuff

So the bad guy is all yours, great

He picked it up

Congratulations

Congratulations

Congratulations

Check it out, he's a good looking lad

So handsome, and pretty buffed

Let me get a feel of it

Hey hey

Our Mao-Mao sure has a great taste

This definitely worths the wait

That's right

His face also matches pretty well

with our Mao-Mao

That's right

They do look pretty similar

Excuse me, ladies

I'm a police officer here to collect some evidence

would you mind stepping aside please, thank you

Nowadays, people wouldn't dare picking up red envelopes

Officer, you're the most courageous one

That's right

This is not the evidence, I'll put it back

It's a dude

You want me to have a ghost marriage with a dude?

Are you crazy?

Same-sex marriage is already legal here in our world

it should be the same in the Underworld

I thought young people would be more open-minded

Yeah, don't be a prude like us old people

Not a chance, it's gross

Wu Ming-Han, what are you doing?

I'm coming

See? You can't shake it off

What is destined to be yours

will always bound to find you

Is that so?

If you don't marry him after picking up the red envelope

you'll suffer a lifetime of misfortune

We police officers

are public servants and crime fighters

I got a clear conscience with nothing to hide

He can come after me however he wants

I don't give a damn

May Buddha preserve us

May Buddha preserve us

Don't be so dismissive of it

It might come back to bite you in the ass one day

My ass would be in trouble if I don't solve the case

I'll be waiting for you

Lady

I think I'm looking pretty good right now

Can you take a picture of me?

This way

Chubby

Was someone here for me?

No

You sure?

Senpai

I kept trying to tell you something today

You've been eating fried chicken this whole time?

Fine, I'm just a gay guy and a damn fatty

Listen

I can't make it to the deputy's wedding this Saturday

I've prepared a red envelope with six thousand dollars

Send my blessings to them

Six thousand dollars

Fuck, you damn fatty

Hey ma'am

The money

Hold on

Hold on

Hold on

Watch where you're going

Fuck, that's a refrigerator

What's wrong with you?

I tripped and fell

Are you all right?

I'm fine, boss

All right all right

leave him be

According to the statement Tzu-Ching took yesterday

the drug dealer we caught known as A-Gao

has been working under Lin Hsiao-Yuan for over a year

If we find enough evidence to prosecute him

this case will be the biggest drug bust of our precinct

for the last two years

Damn, for real?

We caught a big fish yesterday?

It's my arrest, right? I was there first

I apprehended him, remember?

You were just chatting up some old ladies

Then that should be our arrest

We're partners

So now you wanna play as a team

Knock it off

You think it'll be easy to catch Lin Hsiao-Yuan?

Here are some of the dealing locations A-Gao mentioned

A-Gao told us

Lin owns over hundred million dollars and can use it to flee

If we couldn't catch him red-handed and let him get away

it'd be much harder for us to ever catch him again

Pass it down and start looking

Yes sir

Wu Ming-Han

Chief wants to see you

I'm getting a commendation so soon?

I'm being demoted to a police station?

You have any idea who you've thrown on the ground?

Demoting you to a police station is a slap on the wrist

Councilman Chen

Yes yes

How's your son doing?

I did

I already took care of it

Officer 59487 report for duty

Hey

who's the woman over there?

Why isn't anyone taking her case?

There's no one there

Finally someone noticed me

Someone is following me

Someone is following you too

Checking the magazine is emptied

Hey

Heard you beat up a gay guy

Impressive

Damn

Fuck, that faggot caused me all these troubles

Checking there's no bullet in the chamber

See?

What is destined to be yours

will always bound to find you

If you don't marry him after picking up the red envelope

You'll suffer a lifetime of misfortune

There's the young master

Young master, congratulations

Congratulations

How handsome

So young and so fit

Show us a smile

Look how clean and smooth he is

Geez, you certainly looks dashing

Stop wearing a frown all the time

The ghost marriage would better your luck

I just want to stay alive

You'll live to 120

Have a long lasting life

Say cheese

I'm your granny now

Granny

One more time -Granny

One more time -Granny

From now on

granny will treat you as my own

Too bad

you don't get to meet our Mao-Mao

Mao-Mao is really so adorable and so talented

He went to graduate school in National Taiwan University

the institute of building and planning

I don't quite know what it is

but sounds pretty impressive

Ah

Let me show you some photos

This was taken when he's a kid

How cute he was

So good looking

Look

He'd often go to anti-nuclear protests and beach cleanups

I felt so sad losing him

This was taken last year

when we went to join the parade

I was telling him that

granny will always have your back

Granny will live to see you finally getting married

"I'm 70 years old and I wanna see my grandchild getting married this year"

Thank god we met you

Granny did keep the promise, right?

It is time

All right, now we'll have the bride

Sorry about that

The groom is ready

Groom number one let's wait here for a moment

and groom number zero will

come stand here

I'm groom number two

Is that so?

I've done my research

All right then

Mao-Mao

This is your fianc Wu Ming-Han

The ceremony is about to begin

Are you happy about it?

Cast the blocks

Go ahead

What are you all been doing?

Great

It's the yes sign

Mao-Mao is very pleased with this arrangement

Congratulations

Mom

I've told you already

This is outrageous

It's totally unacceptable

Who told you to come home?

Who is this?

It's not that Chen guy?

Of course not

This is the real match

It's been destined by god

You can call him your father

Dad

I'm not your father

I'm not going to indulge this madness

Aunties

can you talk some sense into my mother?

Just let your mother do what makes her happy

Yeah, it's a happy occasion today, don't be mad

It's good that you're here

Today is the big day for Mao-Mao

He'll be so happy to see you here

Why don't you take a seat? -Yes

You'll take the seat as the host for the marriage

Yeah

Aunty, please don't encourage my mom

with her indulgence

You're all so messed up

What do you mean messed up?

Come on, step outside -Mom

Stop interrupting this auspicious occasion

Get out -Mom

Bow to the heaven and earth

Bow

Not this way

Face this way

Bow

Bow to the parents

Bow

Bow to each other

Bow

The hours are critical, make sure we aren't delayed

Punctuality is the word here

The groom shall call, "Mao Pang-Yu we're in the car now"

Mao Pang-Yu we're in the car now

Mao Pang-Yu we're crossing the bridge now

Mao Pang-Yu we're crossing the bridge now

Mao Pang-Yu we're going upstairs now

Mao Pang-Yu we're going upstairs now

Mao Pang-Yu we're home now

Your grandson-in-law has a huge apartment

This house is huge

It's only made of papers, how can it be so heavy?

From now on you're Mao Pang-Yu's husband

you'll sleep with him for three days

Three days?

Our Mao-Mao loves this MUGI shirt

See how pretty it looks

What if I rolled over and slept on it?

It's the wedding night

That could happen, it's all right

I wonder whom would sleep on whom

What a joke

I'm man enough to sleep next to a MUGI shirt, all right?

Fucking idiot

Hi, hubby

Wow

What's wrong, hubby?

What are you doing? Put on some clothes

I'm joining you for the shower

God damn motherfucker

Get away, faggot

Fuck, fuck you

you motherfucker

Get away

Get away from me, faggot

Get away

All right, stop it

Get away

All right, stop it

You keep saying faggot

Do you know I've been putting up with that?

Do you think I actually wanted to marry you?

The yes sign was just a mistake

What are you all been doing?

Great

It's the yes sign

I'll give you one more chance

Is it faggot or hubby?

Faggot

I'll give you one last chance

Is it faggot or hubby?

Fag...

You're a dead man

Right turn on red

For real? Senior officer, look at the hours

I'm younger than you

I just look older than my age

Or maybe I'll just fine you a cheaper ticket

Which is?

Improper clothing

Flip-flops are not allowed when riding motorcycle

So what? I have to wear leather shoes?

Spinning and jumping with my eyes closed

to avoid the mortal turmoil

Are you intoxicated?

Hey

Stop right there

Freeze

Freeze

What are you doing?

Be it snowy or summer night I wouldn't stop

Don't mess around with that, it'll break

You're

actually pretty good at it

All right, get off of it

Fuck

Hey, stop right there

Stop right there

Okay okay, stop knocking already

Who is it?

Master

Possessed your body?

No way

It's true

Possessing your body would harm his spirit

If it lasted longer

the life aura of mortal would hurt him

breaking his spirit into oblivion

Really?

Or maybe he's already gone into oblivion

Great, I can finally go back home now

Hey

What is it?

At the bottom right of the furnace

wearing a pink shirt with curly hair

You're the only one that can see him

That can't be, master

Is there anyway I can get rid of him?

He told me that he wasn't planning to marry me either

Can you divorce a ghost marriage?

Three no signs in a row

No doubt

You mustn't disobey the will of god

Marriages are all decided by fate

You've shared a deep relationship with him in the previous life

What relationship?

In your previous life

You're his pet dog

He remains in the mortal world

because he still has unresolved yearning

If you

can figure out what his dying wishes are

and help him to reincarnate

That is probably the only solution

Mr. Mao Pang-Yu, I'm sorry to have offended you yesterday

The master said you're hurt due to possessing my body

so please don't ever do that again

The master told me to come home and pay you respect

If the handful of incense sticks aren't enough...

I'll light some more

What should you call me?

Hubby

Louder, I can't hear you

Hubby

Louder

Hubby

Louder

Hubby

You really think I want you to be my husband?

Come on

I would rather reincarnate as soon as possible

Well great

What dying wishes do you need to resolve?

I can help you resolve them as soon as possible

Sure

Stop the global warming

"Dying wish #1 Save the Earth"

How is that possible?

I'm serious

There is only one planet Earth

There's no other way to save the polar bears?

"Donate now"

300 dollars?

Unbelievable

Add another zero behind it

Make it a monthly payment automatically

Oh hey

the keyboard is kinda sticky

Good afternoon, welcome

Plum green tea

Help yourself with the straw, thank you

Where is your reusable bottle?

Unbelievable

What is it again?

Take off the underpants

What's that gotta do with saving the planet?

Geez

It's to save my eyes, all right?

That's some ugly underpants

Might as well use it as a wiper

Mao Jr.

Aren't you tired of saving the planet and the stray dogs?

Maybe you can have a more superficial wish

"Dying wish #2 Find a new owner for Mao Jr."

These are my daily routines

We're on different levels, ok?

Mao Jr.

Let me take a picture for you

Here, I'll post it online

I was going to keep Mao Jr. as a pet

Here, Mao Jr., sit

Like I told you

Mao Jr. is really smart

You can play the game of bang with him

Bang bang

Bang bang

That's great, Mao Jr., so smart

He's good

You were my dog in the previous life

Wanna try and see if you still remember it?

Fuck you, I'm not your dog

Boring

Bang bang

Unbelievable, right?

Pavlovian conditioning

You really were my dog in the previous life

If I were your damn dog in the previous life

I must have gone nuts and bit all your family to death

so I'm shit out of luck in this life

Come on, don't be like that

People say ghost marriage can better your luck

Maybe one day I'll be in a good mood

and help you get back to the precinct

Please do

It'll depend on your actions

Bang bang

Mao Jr.

You can see me?

Wu Ming-Han

Mao Jr. is in your hands

Me?

Of course

Do I look like I can walk the dog?

Or feed him dog food?

Hey

I was feeling that reincarnation is coming

now it just needs a final push

I'll start thinking if there's more dying wish

"Dying wish #3 Go visit grandma"

How do you know me and Mao-Mao would

have afternoon tea like this?

Granny, this oyster omelette is really delicious

You should stay for dinner

I'll cook you something more delicious, okay?

Sure sure

Thank you

Which room is it?

Hurry up

"Dying wish #3 Go visit grandma"

"And delete the sex videos on my mobile"

Left for quite some time I see, your room is now a storage

These are my personal belongings after death

How do I even begin searching from all these stuff?

This is not how it used to be when I was alive

they moved all my stuff back here after I was dead

Granny would always keep my room tidy

so I can come home any time I want

The drawer beneath it

Dad

Dad

Dad?

Dad

Who's your dad?

What are you doing here?

Quick, that's my phone

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

It's Mao-Mao's day to return home after the wedding

You're out of your mind

I really think I?0 good

only took me one guess -Just hurry

Damn it

Why didn't you just tell me, he couldn't hear you

I got nervous

Hey Siri

What's the passcode?

I can't understand what you're saying

If you're going to put on a long face like that

don't bother coming to visit me

Finish your dinner and go home

The soup

I'll heat it up

Thanks, granny

Wu Ming-Han, go get the phone

Why are you still eating?

Go get the phone

How?

Unbelievable

I thought you're a cop

So you're a police officer?

Yes

Which precinct?

I used to work in Gia-Gun precinct

But

I got transferred to the police station recently

Gia-Gun precinct

Back then my son

his car accident was handled by your precinct

And what did they tell us

the footage of the surveillance camera was gone

The police then closed the case and sent us home

Sweeping it under the rug

Are they not tax leeches?

There probably just weren't enough clues

There are still some good officers

Yep

These scums are the reason why

people despise the police

That's enough, just go get the phone

Or I'll possess you and get it myself

Mr. Mao

Can I take a look at Mao-Mao's phone?

Why?

I wanna know more about my husband

Tomorrow

I'll find a mobile phone repair

and have someone hack into it

You can't do that

Mr. Mao

I'll give it a try

Fine, have it

067122

You find it yet?

Right here

This is it

The soup is ready

Great, thanks, granny

Granny

When is your birthday?

Perhaps Mao-Mao used it as the passcode

It's August 7th for the lunar calendar

Virgo

Which year?

Sept 9th, 1948

1948

Granny, you look so young, you know?

How sweet of you

Hot...

Hot...

That's the peeled chili pepper

Mao-Mao's favorite, sure is spicy

Just delete them all at once, stop going through them

Wait wait

Keep this one

Drop it to your phone

Hurry up, drop it to your phone

I know I know, I'm dropping

Mr. Mao

I can't unlock it, I'm sorry

Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?

If I didn't find the photo, you'd just stay quiet?

I wasn't planning to ghost marry anyone

You're the one stupid enough to pick up the red envelope

It's my fault?

Or what?

Right, my bad

Seeing that photo

I suppose you're gonna get married?

He should be your dying wish, right?

Come to think of it

I'm glad we didn't go register

Otherwise Chia-Hao would be more devastated

Dad

there's something I wanted to tell you

I would never agree to you marrying him

What is all this?

Nonsense

I think

after seeing Chia-Hao for the last time

I won't have any regrets

Damn, why didn't you say so?

You're just messing with me

People have all kinds of lust and desire

I'm bound to have more than one dying wish

Besides, I passed away so suddenly

of course I'd need more time to think

Oh fuck

I've been helping you for so long

you gotta get me back to the precinct

I know I know, you're so petty

I thought my dad said it's a shitty precinct

you probably shouldn't even go back

Come on, I'm like no one else

I want to solve big cases

not dealing with your trivial nonsense

Which one is it?

What do you want me to tell Chia-Hao?

Hmm

Tell him

don't feel too bad

Forget about me

and try to find someone better than me

You...

are Chen Chia-Hao?

Baby

someone is here for you

Who is it now?

Hey

is it your friend?

He said he's looking for Chen Chia-Hao

I don't know him

Dinner is ready

Well damn

your boyfriend seems pretty upbeat

getting over your death so fast

My wish is now resolved

I'm happy to see him doing so well

Can't believe this last wish is done so easily

Fine

Then tell me

Do you feel like reincarnating now?

No

What the hell

I thought you'd be done after seeing him

How long do you intend to drag this on?

I just don't feel it at all

You think I really wanted this?

I'm just

Mr. Mao

Hey

What are you doing here?

I'm on patrol

How about you, Mr. Mao?

The driver that hit Mao-Mao

is still out there unaccounted

And I still can't unlock the phone

Even though I'm not buying into

the ghost marriage thing

there's nothing else I can do

Perhaps God works in its own ways

Here is all the information I've gathered

and the phone

I'm gonna hand them to you

Mr. Mao

Put on a helmet

Siri

Call Chia-Hao

Are you sure you want to call Chia-Hao baby?

That's right

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system

At the tone, it will start charging

If you don't want to leave a message...

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system

At the tone, it will start charging

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system

At the tone...

You've been missing the whole day

You know what

today I...

I had a big fight with my dad that day

I was feeling pretty down

I tried calling Chia-Hao but he hadn't answered the phone all day

I was going to take a story and send it to him

just in the middle of it, I got hit by a car

Story?

Baby, why wouldn't you answer the phone?

You've been missing the whole day

You know what

today I...

Shit

that's the guy

who ruined my young and beautiful life

Shit, you didn't have the angle to spot the guy's face

Unbelievable

I was dead, and you blame me for not holding the phone right

On the day of the incident, the only camera at the location

didn't catch the footage

I don't believe that there's no footage of this incident

At this day and age, everyone can be your camera

Unbelievable

My face

Wu Ming-Han,

you gotta catch that scumbag

or I couldn't be reincarnated

Ladies and gentlemen

no wonder the precinct couldn't find it

It's so hard to find

You know

I've contacted a dozen car owners to locate this

Someone parked the car there on that day

Damn

It can't be

Wrong direction

Nothing there

5518

That's the car I was chasing a while ago

That car chase led me to pick up your red envelope

Could it really be God's will?

Damn it

Couldn't God's will try a more sensible approach?

I have to marry you instead?

What's so bad about that?

Oh, I died there

Wait

5518

6610

You see that?

Two eyewitnesses

5518 is the guy called A-Gao

he's a drug dealer

being held up at the detention center

The case

will take like two seconds to solve

Just like you

He got into a fight at the detention center

and got beaten to death

It's been a mess at the detention center

All right

Let me know if you need anything else

Didn't you say you can solve it in two seconds?

Now what?

Now that he's dead

perhaps it's your turn to have a chat with him

What do you think we are?

Dead people would just know each other naturally?

Don't worry

It's just a minor setback

We can still ask 6610

He is gay too

Do you know him?

What do you think gays are?

Gay guys would just know each other naturally?

Saying you don't know him is fine

I'll go to him myself

You wouldn't be able to get in with that outfit

Unbelievable

At the end of the day, you still need me

You get to reborn without being reincarnated

Would I be looking too hot?

If you're my husband

I'm totally fine with that

Hey

that 6610

is the eyewitness of the car accident, right?

Why don't you just summon him to the precinct?

Come on

He joined a drug dealer in late night waiting for someone

and the drug dealer got killed in the detention center days later

You really think he would just work with the police willingly?

If we went and interrogated him

and he just deletes all the evidence, then what?

Damn it

Why does he need to put on so much muscle?

What?

Are you scared?

Not a chance

Come on

I don't want you to get jealous when I approach him

After all

I'm so hot right now

So do you know how to pick up a gay guy?

Of course I do

just...

Hello, are you gay?

So am I

He would slap you so hard it'll break you

It's not about what you say

It's about using your eyes

your eyes

Mesmerize me

What?

Mesmerize me

So ugly

Try again

Your smile is so lewd

Can you try to be more genuine and passionate?

Hey

Will this work?

Yes

Is he being shy?

I don't think so

Hello

Leaving so early on the weekend?

How about

I buy you a drink

Fuck you faggot

What are you looking at?

Okay, I'll get out of here

How can you treat a gay like this nowadays?

Vogue dip

Impressive

Now what?

What's the grand plan of the great officer Wu?

Maybe I should just bring him in to the station and question him

Unbelievable

So what exactly were we doing all night?

Taking you out for a spin

Didn't you have a great time?

You were like

Go Go...

Sister...

Go Go Lover

What the hell

What are you doing?

What are YOU doing?

Why are you following Hsiao-Ma?

That macho guy is Hsiao-Ma?

You're spying on him?

A-Gao told us before he passed away

Hsiao-Ma is the right-hand man of Lin Hsiao-Yuan

Of course we would...

be keeping an eye on him

But you got demoted to

the police station

why would you be following him?

I'm helping a friend

figuring out a hit-and-run case

Hsiao-Ma and A-Gao were both at the crime scene

A-Gao is dead now

This is the only eyewitness left

This case

I thought there's no surveillance footage to be found

Wu Ming-Han

I know, that? why

Wu Ming-Han, tell her to sit at the back now

I'm working now, you should go sit at the back

I should go sit at the back?

That's right

I don't want to -Why go sit at the back?

Do you want to be possessed

and dance naked in front of her?

Well this seat is only for my hu...

my wife

How gross

We got eyes on the target

This is probably it

So many surveillance cameras

Lin Hsiao-Yuan

Not a problem

It's not the first time

When did you become such a coward?

Okay okay

You're being spotted

We're being spotted

What the hell are you doing?

Wu Ming-Han, what the hell are you doing?

Damn it, I'm just...

Hey, what are you doing?

I really can't fathom what you're thinking

that navigation sucks

I told you to ask for directions, why wouldn't you do it?

All right, honey

get in the car first

Let's get back in here and talk it out

You keep saying we're almost there

You know what

I've never gotten there with you for the last three years

What is this shithole you drove us into?

Excuse me

I'm looking for a sofa manufacturer

Do you know if Shuanghe Street is nearby?

I don't know

Okay, I'll have another look

Hubby

You gave me the wrong address

You even got the baby scared

All right... my bad my bad

I got the navigation wrong

Excuse me

can we go straight from here to the main road?

Yeah

All right, thanks

Hurry up, we need to put the baby to sleep -All right

Time for bed, geez -Time for bed

Hurry up

We can now get a search warrant with these evidence

Yes

I can finally get back to the precinct

What about me?

Unbelievable

Chief said yes

We'll borrow you for the investigation

if the case is solved, you'll be back to the precinct

Yes

You know, you two

are good officers in our precinct

Don't just keep fighting all day, all right?

You're partners, try working together

He's been working elsewhere with more experience

and seems to be more mature now

Keep up the good work

Thank you, boss

Thank you, boss

I mean it

I'll keep on working hard

All right all right...

I did become more mature

All right

Mature my ass

Life is just unfair

She's got the look and the luck

What can you do about it?

She's so stuck-up

couldn't even ask her out

She just got lucky this time

finding that crack factory

Acting like she's earned her promotion

Who knows what she's done for the higher-ups?

Hey

What are you doing?

Got too much time on your hand?

They're being mean

Men who talk like that

usually have dicks less than three centimeters

Huh?

It just comes to mind whenever I hear stuff like that

stop looking at me with your sympathy

I got things I want to achieve

I believe I'll be able to prove that one day

So please

don't make me feel pity for myself

You didn't forget what we're after, right?

I know

I just want to find the perpetrator

and get you to be reincarnated soon

Is that so?

Hi, do you feel good about your digestion?

I'm the salesperson for In The Family Probiotics

I'm here for a special group buying promotion

I'm Ching-Ching

I'm Ching-Ching

Let In The Family takes care of your whole family

Is the wiretap working?

This operation is make or break

So you like Lin Tzu-Ching?

That's impossible

to fail

Go team

Don't do it

She's got more than meets the eyes

A smart and sharp woman like her

is out of you dumb straight guy's reach

This operation is very important

Once I solved it, I can get back to the precinct

We'll have 6610 in custody and solve your hit-and-run too

Killing two birds with one stone

So if you still want to be reincarnated

stop messing around with me

Sir, the target has arrived at the crack factory

All right, let's move out

Yes sir

Hi, excuse me

if you don't mind me asking

may I ask

if you have any problems with digestion? -I don't need it

Excuse me -No need, you should leave now

We don't need it, no

Sir, please allow me to elaborate

It would help my performance and numbers greatly

or I'd be torn apart by my boss back at the office

What are you selling?

I'll go check out what they're doing inside

Once you start taking our probiotics

your health will improve dramatically

Something doesn't feel right

Would they recognize Tzu-Ching through the camera?

Wu Ming-Han, they're dumping stuff like crazy inside

They're dumping stuff like crazy?

They're dumping stuff like crazy?

Oh fuck

The cops are here

The cops are here

He was going to add me in Line, what are you doing?

The cops are outside

I'm protecting you

Who needs your protection?

Moving in everyone, moving in

Quick, everyone, take your position

Safety first

Make sure to catch them all

Ready to go in

Going in

Hurry up

Go get the cutter

Get down, don?[ move

Everyone get down

Get down, get down

Get down, get down

Captain Chang, what a surprise

Join us for some hot pot

Or maybe

come do some physical therapy with me

You're so thoughtful

It's not even new year, and you're having spring break already

How thoughtful

You've ruined the whole operation

Might as well go straight back to the station

Why would Wu Ming-Han say they're dumping stuff like crazy?

It's less than 10 minutes when

we start cutting the door until breaking in

They can dump so many drugs

in such a short amount of time?

Is that reasonable?

Could someone have tipped them off?

What?

No way!

Is there a mole in the squad?

Sounds scary, are we playing Infernal Affairs?

Didn't the intelligence section

catch a mole of Boss Lin before?

Fuck, that's right

Lin Hsiao-Yuan

Unbelievable

So the hit-and-run and the drug case

are all connected to the same person

Wow

Great job hubby

Where did you get this?

You wouldn't really have an informer planted, right?

I did

Sorry about what happened today

With this

you can arrest Lin Hsiao-Yuan for the hit-and-run

Then why would you give it to me?

Well, we're partners

Who's your partner?

Still trying to get on her good side

Why don't you just report the memory card yourself?

Don't you want to go back to the precinct?

I told you plenty of times

As long as we can arrest Lin Hsiao-Yuan

and send you to be reincarnated, it'll be fine by me

Senpai

Wu Ming-Han

Good job

We're moving out, get on my car

Yes sir

Ming-Han

Did you really plant an informer around Lin Hsiao-Yuan?

I did

I think there's a mole in the squad

Lin Hsiao-Yuan is a cruel and merciless criminal

If he found out there's an informer around him

that informer's life is on the line

Who is the informer, tell me

He

is dead

He's dead?

It's only been a couple of hours and he's dead?

Lin Hsiao-Yuan truly is cruel and merciless

Yeah

Lin Hsiao-Yuan is such a loathsome scum

We gotta catch him, boss

so my informer can rest in peace

The door is opened, watch out everyone

Action, go go go

Clear

B2 Clear

Fuck

He got away again

There really is a mole

Wu Ming-Han

You said the informer tipped you to go after Hsiao-Ma

What about the crack factory?

You ruined the entire operation out of nowhere

One minute you said there's an informer

The next minute you said he's dead

Is there really an informer?

Also

the perpetrator you're after for the hit-and-run case

happens to be the same boss for the drug case

Perhaps you're the mole?

Wu Ming-Han

I don't want to doubt you

Give me the informer now

or back out of all the operations

See?

Who told you to give the memory card to her?

What a mess

Wu Ming-Han

If you don't plan to eat anything, at least go feed Mao Jr.

Don't be so selfish, okay?

Mao Jr. would die of hunger

Selfish?

Who did you say is being selfish?

Say that again

You for sure

Who else could it be?

I'm selfish?

Who do you think I went through all these trouble for?

You did it for yourself

You're trying to get rid of me as soon as possible

That's right

So why don't you just fuck off already?

Ghost marriage will better my luck?

I'm shit out of luck after meeting you, fuck

Hey, why are you getting mad at me?

If it weren't for my help, you wouldn't be able to find those leads

Would you be able to find Hsiao-Ma and the crack factory?

Would you be able to find the dash cam from 66107

I've been helping you all along. Unbelievable

Can't have a proper conversation with a straight guy like you

Like me?

Fuck, what's being a straight guy gotta do with this?

What did straight guys ever do to you?

Straight guys are always so arrogant and narcissistic

Never understand the point of things

That's some damn discrimination

Oh, you want to talk discrimination with a gay guy?

You just assumed that woman needed protection

Come on

She's a cop, she can take care of herself

You never think you're in the wrong

even get mad when others pointed that out

That's how straight guys are like

Oh yeah, you're the smartest

Always so into the important social issues

You know what your problem is?

I don't have any problem

Bullshit

Your dad, your ex-boyfriend

what have you fixed?

You wouldn't be here if you've already fixed it

What are you doing?

I got shamed into anger

Where are you going?

I'm delivering this to your beloved Chia-Hao

I told you he's doing fine so don't bother him

I don't believe you

Wu Ming-Han, you three-centimeter dick

Don't try to pull something so childish because you're mad

I got nineteen-centimeter big dick

I thought you saw it before

I suspect you don't have a dick at all

Maybe I'll just possess your body

Do it, you're getting more drastic because you're scared

Why would I be scared?

You're afraid that Chia-Hao wouldn't want to marry you

You are?

This is Mao Pang-Yu's memorial tablet

I'm just here to convey some words from him

You're a medium?

No

Mao Pang-Yu's grandma got him a ghost marriage

I was unlucky enough to pick up the red envelope

Mao Pang-Yu is right next to me now

Curly hair, pink shirt, khaki pants

Huh?

When you two talked about getting married

you must have been missing him a lot

You can see him everyday once you two got married

You psycho

Hey wait

What?

I mean it

Mao Pang-Yu

didn't you want to possess my body?

I'll give you five minutes to do so

You can tell him yourself

You don't have to

Why not?

Aren't you sad about Mao-Mao leaving like that?

Or maybe that new boyfriend is all you need?

I didn't want to get married with him

Let alone a ghost marriage

He was giving me all these signs to get married

I just agreed to him casually

I didn't expect him to be so determined

I never wanted to get married with him in the first place

Then I started staying away from him

He probably noticed it as well

Please leave

Shit, what are you crying about?

Who are you talking to?

You're making him cry

Fuck, why not just tell him if you don't want to get married

I don't want to hurt him

What the fuck?

Wu Ming-Han

What did you hit me for?

Fine, let me ask you this

What did I do wrong?

Or was there something that I'm not good enough?

Mao-Mao is asking you

What did he do wrong?

Or was there something that he's not good enough?

He's the one that's not good enough

Fuck

Asking these dumb questions

That's really lame

I'm not good enough for him, all right?

Just take that memorial tablet and leave

What the fuck?

What's your fucking problem?

Coming to my house like Mao's father with no reason

Hitting me and then asking me to do the ghost marriage

You psycho

Well fuck it, because you deserve it

I'm calling the cops if you don't leave now

Fuck, I'm the cop

Don't hit me

Mao Jr.

Ahem

Been looking all over for you

Glad I bring Mao Jr. along with me

It's all right, you don't have to cheer me up

Let me show you something

Look

I went home

and put on the underpants that you've picked for me

They're quite comfortable

Fit like a glove

You really know how to cheer people up

I'm sorry

I'm just a dumb straight guy

I'm pretty much a faggot too

A dead one even

Finally realize certain things after death

Though I should've faced them more head-on

Despite being a dumb straight guy

you aren't really that selfish

Thank you

I mean that

that Chia-Hao looks like such a scum

Why would you want to get married with him?

When we were looking for romance

we would just try to seize the moment and have fun

When same-sex marriage became legal

I was like

Oh god, looks like we can be together forever

But maybe it's just like what he said

I'm too determined about getting married

Geez

Come on

It's just a piece of paper in the mortal world

you can get a divorce anytime

Ghost marriage on the other hand is totally different

What I really want is pretty simple

I just want to have someone

that can share my life together

and take care of each other and grow old together

When one is about to leave this world

the other can still keep him company

If there is one person

that I can fully trust him

and he can fully trust me

that'll be enough for me

So

you want someone to love you for life

If that really is my last wish

I might never be able to achieve it

So what, it's okay you can't make it

I got it all figured out

I mean I don't even have to feed you to keep you around

It's cheaper than keeping a dog

Since you've had me for the previous life, it's my turn now

Who needs you to feed me?

You're my dog, remember?

Bang bang

Mao Jr.

You're saying that you love me too?

Mao Jr.

Mao Jr., come here

If I can post a story now

I would include you both together

#NiceHavingYouGuys

#ThankYouWorld

That's really beautiful

Time to say goodbye

Mao Jr.

looks like we'll be counting on each other

Wu Ming-Han

I'm really feeling the reincarnation coming

Wu Ming-Han

No way

take care of Mao Jr.

Remember to visit granny when you got time

Also

keep wearing nice looking underpants

Bye

Mao Jr.

be a good boy and wait for me at home

I almost forgot

"7 hours 11 minutes left"

Good morning

We don't have any cabbage left

You bought your own drinks without asking?

Bring some vegetables to trade for it

Trust me, I'm looking at the surveillance footage for you

President Ma really isn't stalking you

It's not around the block, but it's in my house

We have a piece of equipment in the station

we can take it to your house and do an inspection

scanning for wiretapping devices

Then you can feel more relieved

"Successful payment donating to Environmental Protection Union"

Hello?

Boss Lin

You're leaving now?

Pier Two

Macau

Okay, I got it, Okay

Arrgh

What the fuck

I thought you're being reincarnated

Do you only think with your dick or what?

I've left you so many clues and you still don't get it

What do you mean?

Lin Hsiao-Yuan is trying to skip town from Pier Two

How did you know that?

Stop asking questions just go

Chang Yung-Kang is the mole

Yung-Kang is the mole?

That's right

Pick up the phone

Hey Chubby

I know where Lin Hsiao-Yuan is

He is going to skip town from Pier Two

Senpai, how did you find that out too?

Don't ask, just get the squad over there

Did you really plant an informer besides Lin Hsiao-Yuan?

I think there's a mole in the squad

Lin Hsiao-Yuan is a cruel and merciless criminal

If he found out there's an informer around him

that informer's life is on the line

Give me the informer now

Who is the informer, tell me

or back out of all the operations

Chang Yung-Kang

turned around and blame the good guys

He's trying to reveal the informer for boss Lin

Shit

Unbelievable, right?

If I didn't go and follow him

you'd all still have no clue

What about you?

Why did you go follow him instead of being reincarnated?

Tricking me like that

I just want to help you solve the case

Come on, it's me you're talking to

you think you can go back to the precinct without my help?

You clearly tried not to disturb my life

and decided to fake your leave

Oh come on

It's because you're trying to keep me for life and it's scary

Once you mentioned for life I got scared and ran

Still wouldn't admit it

That is the so called letting go is the ultimate love

don't want to

Fuck

Shit

I thought it's just a smuggling

It sure escalated fast

I don't want to work in criminal investigation anymore

Lin Hsiao-Yuan

Don't move

Wu Ming-Han

What are you doing?

I couldn't believe you're really the mole

Huh?

You got the call from Lin Hsiao-Yuan, right?

Pier Two, Macau

If I didn't inform Chubby

Are you out of your mind?

Hello?

Hello, sir, I just got a tip

Boss Lin is gonna skip town tonight

Boss Lin?

I'll go stop him first

He's leaving for Macau at Pier Two

You're leaving now?

Pier Two, Macau

Unbelievable

If you weren't dead already

I would like to make you dead again

Wait, what are you saying?

How did you know what I was talking about in the parking lot?

I mean boss

why would you even come here then?

He followed me here

can't you see?

Always on my fucking ass

You're the mole?

Fuck

We're on the same team

You idiot

Hey, Hsiao-Ma

cops are coming

Okay

Make the delivery and get out of there

I'll get out of here

"Cops are here, don't scan around"

"Alert them inside, make it quick"

or I'd be torn apart by my boss back at the office

or I'd be torn apart by my boss

Unbelievable

Twist

This is not a pretty face you can easily see through

you guys on the other hand are easy enough

I thought you're more eager to catch the drug lords than anyone

If I didn't act more eagerly

you wouldn't have put me on a big case like this

You'd just have me pin corsages on ranking officers

and take promotional photos, right?

No way

I don't believe you would do something like this

How about I pop you now so you'll believe it

All right

cut the crap with them

Boss

you go ahead

I'll keep these two as hostages

Once you're gone, I'll be dealing with them

Fuck

You'll have a taste of the champion of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

from class 87, 13th generation police academy graduate

Maybe I should go follow her

to make amends for my mistake

You don't actually have to keep your voice down

But you need to keep your voice down

That old man killed me yet still acting so brazen

I got this

Boss

I've arranged everything

Once you get rid of those two

you just go back to the precinct like nothing happened

I'll let you know once I reach the new location

Take these

Make sure to take care of those two cleanly

Damn it

On that note

I'm not the one that compromise the crack factory operation

She's the one that tipped them off

Wait, it doesn't make sense

She's the one that told me Lin Hsiao-Yuan is here

Why would she do that?

What the fuck are you doing?

You crazy bitch

Are you out of your mind?

Sending me off with a fraction of your money?

What the fuck are you doing?

I've been treating you nothing but nice

and you know it

So ungrateful

I'll make sure you die ugly

Taking care of me?

What the fuck are you doing?

Do you know why I ended up in the streets?

I brought the things you've asked

Now you're just going all out?

Hey

Shit, what happened?

May 8th, 2000

Sanchung public housing

My mom was dead because of you

Can I have a bit more hints?

Forget it

I'll come back and take all the money

The police will arrive later

and charge you with hit-and-run

making and selling drugs

and put you away for thirty years

So in the end you're still after the money

You're no better than me

What's so different between you and your mother?

Fuck you

No shit

Of course I'm after the money

If I didn't get rid of the footage you drove into someone

you'd be in jail already

I've been covering your ass all these years

waiting for the day that you need to flee

so I can come here and take all your money

I've been waiting for long enough

And great

it's worth the wait

No wonder

I already had my doubts on you

Your tips were often late

ruining all my merchandise

So that's fucking why

Well, I'm just a pretty face

Hey

Remove the knives, don't go

Don't ever let me catch you again

Unbelievable, it's like a soap opera

Lin Tzu-Ching sticks around with Lin Hsiao-Yuan

in order to avenge her mother

She nailed him on the wall

and is walking away with his money

You have no idea what happened, right?

You're avenging your mother

so you stuck around with Lin Hsiao-Yuan

He's now being nailed on the wall by you

and you're walking away with all his money

How did you know all that?

Just some simple deduction

There are too many trails

If you ever felt like missing me too much

go watch those PSA videos that I've made before

What took you so long?

Go help the boss

he's in the VIP room, hurry

Hey you

take this to Boss Lin's car, hurry

Didn't I tell you already

she's more than meets the eyes

she played you like a fiddle

You're the one telling me Yung-Kang is the mole

That's why I didn't suspect Tzu-Ching

Who are you talking to really?

Boss

I'm fine

I'm fine

Go get the key

Go get the key now

Quick

Mao Pang-Yu

Go possess someone's body

and help me get the key, hurry up

Which one should I possess?

They all feel so stinky

That's not the point now

Hello

We meet again

Wait

Boss

Where's Lin Tzu-Ching?

She took your money and ran

She's so badass, you moron

Fuck you

Unbelievable

These two are working for us

Huh?

Boss

Fuck

No wonder you're the top student

Lin Hsiao-Yuan said we work for him?

Maybe you're working for us

Lin Hsiao-Yuan is one of us

So after all you're all working for us

Police, don't move

What the fuck are you doing?

We're...we're all on the same team

I killed someone

I killed someone, what should I do?

What should I do?

I killed someone

You killed your own man?

Boss

What the hell?

Damn it

Mao Pang-Yu, stop taking their bodies, it's dangerous

Are you okay?

I should stop taking other people's bodies

Wu Ming-Han

Watch out

Behind you

Wu Ming-Han

Bang Bang

Bang Bang

Wu Ming-Han

How's he doing?

He lost too much blood and the blood pressure is too low

All these traffic, why aren't they moving out of the way?

We need to get to the hospital and remove the bullet fast

otherwise he might not make it

Wu Ming-Han

I told you bang bang

why didn't you try and dodge it?

Damn it

you called it so slow

as if you were doing voiceover for the bullet

Even though I'm already dead

I don't want you to come join me

You know?

You told me

not every dead person knows one another

But at least

now I get to know you

Fuck, who are you talking to?

My...

husband

Ming-Han

Sir

Take it over for me

I'll perform CPR on him

Wu Ming-Han

hang in there

The car is moving

hang in there

Are you fucking dumb or what?

Now you're

Right, right

What are you doing?

The patient has a gunshot wound on the left chest with severe hemorrhage

and is OHCA on the ambulance

Ming-Han

You're awake

You're doing all right?

Wait here

I'll go get the doctor

Mao

Mao Pang-Yu

Mao Pang-Yu

Where are you?

Mao Pang-Yu

Mao Pang-Yu

Stop messing with me

The drivers tried to clear a way for the ambulance

and drove onto the traffic island regardlessly

After the incident

several drivers claimed they're black out during it

Then they woke up with their cars on the traffic island

Mao Pang-Yu

Mao Pang-Yu, come out

Stop messing with me

Mao Pang-Yu

Stop messing with me, Mao Pang-Yu

Where are you?

Come on out

Mao Pang-Yu

Mao Pang...

Unbelievable, right?

You wait there

I'll burn some incense sticks for you

It's too late

Just lie down and get some rest

Hey, you're awake?

Great, great

Your captain called me

said the person responsible for Mao-Mao's death is caught

He also told me

a police officer

is severely wounded in duty

Stay there, don't move

Thank you

for doing Mao-Mao justice

I hope he's up there knowing

and is grateful to you

Mr. Mao

I know

you had a fight with Mao-Mao about Chia-Hao

After he got hospitalized

you didn't get a chance to see him for the last time, right?

I didn't

If maybe

you get to see him for the last time

what would you say to him?

What else can I say

it's too late now

Mr. Mao

Trust me

Mao-Mao can hear you

He can hear you

If

I got another chance to talk to him

I would tell him

I'm sorry

But I know

I'm the one that actually got you killed

I'm the one that got Mao-Mao killed

So you're denying Mao-Mao as you son, is that right?

Mao-Mao is such a gifted and kind-hearted kid

He would often go help cleaning the beach

If he likes boys

so what?

I just couldn't agree to something unnatural like this

What's so unnatural about it?

I think it's pretty natural to like boys

and I even defended you

I told him

your father seems mean and ill-tempered

but in fact he still loves you very much

What can I get you?

Two oyster omelettes

Okay

No utensils

Okay

Make it three

Sure, no problem

Okay

You sure?

What if Mao-Mao is back?

No one can stop us today

Dad

there's something I wanted to tell you for a while now

I want to get married with Chia-Hao

If you...

I would never agree to you marrying him

What's all this nonsense?

I haven't even finished talking

Say no more

You know how long it took me to have the courage to tell you?

Are you listening to what he's saying?

I don't know how to put it

I can't control you anyway

If you're going to marry that guy

don't ever call me your dad again

Hey

Where are you going? You haven't finished your dinner

It's pretty cold outside

I should have expressed better that day

But

I really couldn't tell him

what I saw

Yet he was dead in the accident that night

After Mao-Mao's death

I got so mad

I went and beat up Chia-Hao

But afterwards

I started regretting it

I went to him again

and I was just trying to ask him

the passcode of Mao-Mao's phone

Because I hope I'm able to find some new clues

from Mao-Mao's phone

I'm sorry

It's my fault

I shouldn't have hit you that day

I'm almost sixty years old

And I have never begged anyone like this

Mr. Mao

I really don't know what the passcode is

I know you're still mad

How about this?

I'll wait here at the door

When you're feeling better

you...you can...

Mr. Mao

No matter how eager you want to do something for him

it's too late

there's no going back

Mao-Mao is not coming back, okay?

I'm begging you please

You're just doing this

to make yourself feel better

I'm begging you to leave me alone, okay?

I didn't expect to meet you downstairs

Mr. Mao

and you actually found the perpetrator

These words

I thought I'd never

be able to come forth with it

I really want to thank you

If Mao-Mao is still alive

and he can meet someone like you

he would have a happy life

So

would you come hosting the wedding?

Yes

I'll definitely be there

Mao-Mao

He hears you

He wants me to tell you

everytime you go out to eat

you would bring reusable utensils

He's so proud of you

Mao-Mao would like to apologize as well

that you have to worry about him for so long

Also

thank you

for letting him know what unconditional love is like

If he has another chance in life

he would like to be your son again

Ming-Han, thank you

Go find a good reincarnation

I got it, granny

Oh, here we go

Ming-Han, it's granny

Granny, is it fun?

It's great

Ah, by the way

Hey grumpy

Come on

Say hi to your son-in-law

Mr. Mao

Still sneezing?

You're still having a cold?

Did you take the medicine I gave you?

I did, I did

Our ride is here, come on

Okay okay -Let's go

We're leaving

And remember

Come to dinner next Wednesday

Okay

Okay