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Hey, where do you want the wine?

In here, please.

Can you believe the landlord left that funky refrigerator in here?

You know, these old-timey fridges,

they're actually, like, really smart.

In modern refrigerators, they don't have one of these, you know.

The motor's underneath...

so the hot air rises up into the fridge

and has to be pumped out by the same motor that produced it.

- I mean, it's, like, crazy. - Yeah, that's insane.

- Hey, want some? - Oh, yeah.

You know what? There might be some ice in here.

You know what I love about you? Your class.

It's like a fucking Fortress of Solitude.

- To all the sex we're gonna have... - To all the good times...

- What I meant to say. - ...we're gonna have...

- in our new place. Yep. - Yeah.

- What the hell... - What is it?

Gail, I want you to look inside this ice cube

and tell me what you see.

Is that...

I think I have a magnifying glass somewhere.

- Are those spears in its side? - What?

I wonder if there's more of these things in the freezer.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit!

There's a lost civilization in our refrigerator.

Uh-huh.

This makes no sense.

- You think? - Yeah.

- That's clearly an early medieval city. - Yeah?

I mean, come on, everyone knows

that woolly mammoths died out some time in the late Neolithic period.

Yeah, everyone... knows that.

- Well, it'll make good fertilizer? - Too soon.

Let's check again.

Damn! We only looked away, like, ten minutes.

The time rate in there must be different.

Decades have gone by. It's the Industrial Revolution already.

- Aww, we missed the Renaissance. - Oh, bummer.

I wonder if we're their gods?

Who are these two douchebags starin' at us all day?

I don't know. I'm tired of looking at that broccoli in her teeth.

Yeah, I doubt it.

What's that?

- Oh, I think those are airplanes. - Huh.

Yeah, no, I think they've reached the present.

Oh, my God. Look at that! They've got a Starbucks.

- No way! - Those really are everywhere.

What's going on over there?

Oh, fuck!

- Fuck! - Are you okay?

It's like I'm blinded.

- Are you okay? - They're fighting a war in there!

Calm down.

Tactical nukes are going off in our refrigerator

and you want me to calm down?

I'm sorry, you should see your face. It's...

What? What's wrong?

Um...

- Oh. - Yeah.

Jeez.

It looks like it's escalating.

We can't expect them to outgrow war in a couple of minutes.

So, what are we gonna do?

Order out for pizza.

It's been over an hour.

Maybe they've had a chance to rebuild.

Rob... we have to face the possibility that they...

- well, that they didn't make it. - Yeah.

- Holy shit. They made it! - They did.

Are those flying cars?

It looks like the Emerald City, only, you know, less emerald.

Right. It's beautiful.

Okay, honestly, that one looks a bit phallic, you know.

Like a dildo, yeah.

I guess they went through a little bit of a pyramid phase.

That's a lot of bridges.

- Oh, boy. - Whoa.

- What? - Holy shit.

- Huh. - Yeah.

Do you think they're coming back?

No, I don't think so.

- We can clean it out in the morning. - Yeah.

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