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'VAIKUNTA'

'Narayana.. Narayana..'

'Narayana.. Narayana..'

Greetings.

'Narayana.. Narayana..'

What brought the traveler who explores three distinct realms to this place?

Lord.. -At present, he is taking a break due to fatigue.

Nothing madam, being a quarrel monger..

I'm quenching my thirst by husband and wife's disputes.

Did your thirst quench?

No madam, Lord Brahma and his wife are sitting together

And Lord Shiva gave his half part to his wife

And on earth, husbands are so clever!

They are making them slaves with love.

What Mr? -Sir..

You are making us quarrel.

'Narayana.. Narayana..'

Well, I'm saying about marriages, sir.

I'm explaining about the marriages on earth.

Our sage is explaining about marriages!

Fine, son! Explain what is marriage?

Narayana.. Narayana.. Do I have that guts to confess to grandfather?

Let's hear it from mouths of humane than grandson

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Hi, sir -Hi

What's your view on marriage?

The marriage, ma'am

By the way, are you married?

Darn it

Sir, what you mean by marriage?

You know what..

It's actually an arrangement of..

Cut the crap and convey straightly

Marriage!

What's this, man? Playing some prank video, where's the camera?

What you think about marriage, ma'am?

The act which occurs before honeymoon

Holy!

The ritual happens after everything's done!

A mistake done by knowingly

A danger which welcomed by us

Sir it seems, you are so experienced!

Tell me, what's your opinion on marriage?

Not to me, but answer it by seeing towards camera

It's a responsibility to parents

It's a event for relatives

It's a festival for friends

A Muhurat to priest

but for, bride and groom..

it's a beautiful memory!

Why are you blushing too hard?

Well, It's been only 3 days I got married

Sweetheart, how did I answered my questions?

Which you prefer is correct, love marriage or arranged marriage?

Everyone have their own perspectives for this question

People who married after falling in love will say, Love makes life beautiful!

People who married with parent's wish, will say, marriages are made in heaven!

People who walked away from love marriage, will say, no love, no marriage

People who walked away from parent's wished marriage, will say, being single is better

Understanding each other, and forgiving the mistakes..

and accepting the odds, the marriage which runs by adjusting

It's a harmony of life

How well said ?

Dear, you always show me love stories.

Please show me a story of marriage.

Story of marriage! It's interesting!

The struggle faced to make their love success is a love story..

The same way the struggles faced to get..

their marriage fruitful is story of marriage!

Yes Lord, show that and quench my thirst too.

RADHA - KRISHNA

Lord, not a love story but marriage story.

SITA - RAMA

How will I get satisfied with this cute couple?

VIDYA - VASU

If this ego joins them then!

'Narayana.. Narayana..'

VIDYA VASULA AHAM

Mr. Subramanyam, is the boss of our hero.

Due to being married for a period of 10 years, he will not go home before 9pm.

Wonder, what our fellow is engaged in.

Behold, Vasu, our hero!

He appears to be a kind-hearted guy looks a software engineer, correct?

No, he is actually a dedicated Mechanical engineer by profession.

Hey, wait.

Do you think this is a mass-oriented film?

What about those impactful soundtrack, slow-motion shots, and elevations?

I'm done for today, I'm leaving.

Oh come on, take a seat.

If I'm late to work, he'll exhaust me, but if I leave work late, none will care.

What? -Nothing much, sir.

I require a day off tomorrow. -For what?

Is it for your bridal glances?

No, sir. I have somework.

What kind of works, will bachelors have, man?

He's turning like, Pain in my ass.

If I ask for a leave, he perceives it as a threat to his possessions.

I don't want any of your possessions, go.

Did you heard it? -I guessed it.

Thank you, sir.

Okay, sir. -Bye, sir.

Sure, sir.

We found our groom Vasu, but, Wonder where is our bride Vidya?

Very good, Vidya. Decent Academic Records..

Interesting projects works, you topped the written exam.

And you answered everything in interview, too.

Except for one question.

But that's okay, I have just one doubt.

Why did you choose to pursue engineering if you plan on pursuing an MBA?

Sir, if you don't mind..

May I? -Sure.

What is this?

You said, 'Except for a question', right? This is the answer for that one.

Oh, now you understand the question, I asked a few minutes ago.

But fine, it's a good answer though.

Exactly, I understood after 1 year of joining.

That, I'm not fit for Engineering.

I shifted to MBA to make a wise decision, even if it's a bit late.

Impressive, Vidya. You are selected.

Your onboarding will be in 3 months. Meanwhile..

Mention not, sir. I'll pass my time by learning Python, Data Analytics.

We'll teach you everything, but avoid discussing..

leave topics like marriage, honeymoon, or other plans.

Thank you, sir.

You are welcome.

What's this, Mom? There's no salt in the sambar, and no chilli in the chicken.

The problem is, you don't have health issues like BP or sugar like us.

And we don't have our daughter-in-law to cook as you like.

Here, have it.

If the dishes aren't good, I'll go to a resto to eat, but I won't get married.

Hey, just get married, and everything will be sorted.

Do I truly burden you, Dad? -What, dear?

Stop your useless tantrums.

Why are you so tense as if you were the girl's parents?

Hey, we arrange our daughter's marriage to fulfill our responsibilities.

We marry off our sons to make you understand responsibilities.

Eat.

[TV playing]

Hey, it's not just about eating; you should also learn how to cook.

If I do both, what will you do, my dear?

If you act this way, your in-laws will..

criticize us for what we taught our daughter.

Mom, I don't care whom you choose..

but it doesn't bother me if the guy smokes and drinks.

However, he must have the habit of cooking.

I will divorce him if he orders me to bring snacks with his drink or make pakodas.

Bride asked for something good..

but threatened to break groom's teeth due to a black cat on her way.

I guess, that's not the actual proverb.

I said I won't marry now, right Then why are we discussing about this?

Sister.. can you lend me some sugar, please?

Oh, come in please.

Have a seat.

Dear, why not get married instead of passing time here?

-Why are you here?

For sake of sugar.

Then do your work, and leave.

Got it.

[TV playing]

Priest, allow me to accompany you and become a hermit just like you.

I'm not a hermit, to make you join with me, I'm a married man,

What is the motivation for you to become a hermit, son?

I can't able to bear the problems like, Wife, livelihood, sir.

I want to be in peace like you by wearing saffron cloth.

Becoming a hermit implies that everything will be ruined.

Being a hermit means staying calm and..

detaching from everything, excluding marijuana.

I cant able to move in with my wife, sir.

If your parents also think like this, will you be here, son?

Loneliness will be remained, still how much you may earn.

Almighty, create a life and divide into two and keeps away for a period.

And the moment when they come together is simply called as 'Marriage'

This generation were saying 'NO' to marriage by thinking about problems.

Vidya, stop and listen to it.

Whatever the hurdles may caused. but Goddess Sita never left Lord Rama.

In the same way, though they were in exile..

for 1 year, Ram never lost his love on Sita.

Because, it's the Belief on Sita for Ram. and the respect on Ram for sita.

That's why they were called, Perfect couple.

We have to get adjust to make our Marriage life go smooth.

Marriage is the greatest compromise of the life.

Try to adjust depend on the situation, everything will fall into good place.

Please forgive me, Priest. -Hail Lord Shiva.

May everyone be happy.

Mystery unveiled, who is that, The one concealed, serenely intact ♪

Oh, who might that be, Who will come, just for me? ♪

In awe I ponder, how to discover her ♪

-Must I yearn for him with might, Or chance upon him, in lucky light? ♪

Do I dare to dream of her beauty untold ♪

Must I float in dreams, enchanted by magic's sway? ♪

-Must I float in dreams, enchanted by magic's sway? ♪

Oh, who might that be? ♪ -Oh, who might that be! ♪

Who will come, just for me? ♪

Shall I cherish her graceful form, with curves divine? ♪

Or long for a beauty that leaves me breathless, as a sign? ♪

Must I ponder and dwell upon this path so vast? ♪

Shall I be your shadow, standing faithfully by your side? ♪

Or heed the barriers that attempt to divide? ♪

How can I rein in this fervent delight? ♪

Must I endure from dawn to dusk, waiting in plight ♪

Or conjure your presence by closing my eyes, a magical sight? ♪

The sensations awakening within.. ♪

This new longing to meet you, where to begin? ♪

Though a stranger he may be, unfamiliar face ♪

Love untold, yet to blossom, awaiting marriage's embrace ♪

No matter the number who embraced you in yesteryears ♪

My hugs will be fresh, dissolving past comparisons and fears ♪

Let pride shine bright among the crowd's sight ♪

But playfully mischievous when alone, out of sight ♪

Leaving behind negatives, embracing positives anew ♪

Marriage, a celestial bond, divinely true! ♪

Oh, Time, will you dissolve my inner strife ♪

And ease the dilemma that troubles my life? ♪

In the realm of possibilities, he may greet with a hello ♪

Or be an ordinary soul, a person you know ♪

Perhaps he questions comfort, finds it amiss ♪

Or seeks a balance, a 50-50 bliss ♪

Whatever unfolds, Time holds the key, Determining the course of destiny ♪

While I may receive numerous blessings from God..

but she remains unmarried.

Here, take the offering.

It'll happen accordingly to time, don't get tensed.

Mom, marriage, right? -Yeah.

I'll get married.

Did you heard that? -I said it, right.

Time is here.

Thank God.

But with a condition..

What again?

I can't bear the stress of preparing and getting ready repeatedly..

for a bridal look, nor the uncertainty of his acceptance.

Fine, if you have someone with you bring him up. We'll look at him.

Why is she going inside?

What, did she hid a groom inside of her room?

How should I know?

What is this FIR?

I don't care how many guys you wanna look at.

Prepare a list among them, and ask them to fill this form.

Finally, I'll take the call to pick the real one.

Don't confused, as I gave only one paper, there's a Xerox shop over the street.

Go an take as many prints you want.

Keep going.

Why are you staring like that? Go and bring them.

Then what the hell you do? Go and bring 'em.

Ladies domination.

He is here.

What, Mr. Priest? You came to our home after ages

Yes, you are right

As you were rejecting every profile on matrimonial sites..

that's why we called, Mr. Priest.

We can even make a marriage, with the money we payed at matrimony.

What dear? -Why marriage for me, mom?

-He is saying No, right Leave him.

It doesn't mean to 'Leave me' like that.

Okay fine, let's proceed for this time.

Thank God, stay on that word Come, look at this photo.

No, they are saying it's a love marriage if you select one from my selection.

It'll be called as Arranged marriage, once..

you show the photo to me, after you like it.

Let's follow that format only.

You're correct, son.

What Mr. Priest, are you also offering jobs with matches, as you have forms with you?

These were not the job forms, son. A mad girl's madness.

Madness? -Liking her isn't enough.

We have to fill this form and sent to her.

Interesting.

Then I'll show her photo. -No, leave that.

Give me the form.

Here you go.

How many applications we got?

10

Share half of them, you have to correct them.

Correction?

Note: Make sure to write everything true, if I got to know these were lies..

after marriage, I'll put up a case on you.

Holy moly.

First question..

How many girlfriends?

If anyone answered that questions as 0, mark them as 0.

Because it is surely a lie.

Even if it true, what should I do with guy who wasn't liked by anyone.

If anyone answered, 1, give them 10 marks. Because he will surely love her sincerely.

If anyone answered in between 2-10, give them 5 marks.

If anyone answered above 10, give them 10 marks.

Just go with the flow.

He will surely have a clarity for what sort of girl he is looking for.

Geeta, Satya, Radha, Pravaliika..

16

How much dowry you're expecting?

Except 0, for all answers, give them 0 marks.

If anyone answered as 0, give them 10 marks.

Next question..

With whom you gonna live after your..

marriage? A. Groom's family B. Bride's family

C. Like a joint family D. Individual couple.

Give 0 marks to one whom answered as groom's father.

Why, do the boys have the responsibilities? Won't we girls have?

If someone who wrote Bride's family, give 0 for them, too.

How he gonna take care of us, as he took lite about his own parents.

And give 10 marks for the remaining options.

Girl. can.. do.. a.. job?

If someone says, No, tear the paper and throw it away.

Do you lie? -Oh, we will mention everything here.

Let's skip this question.

If we ask someone who's honest, he'll say, No, I won't lie.

If we ask someone who's not honest, he'll also say, No, I won't lie.

So, that answer will be; I won't say.

If he answers as, Yes, he's a liar.

We have to lie by depending on situations but how we can decide to what to talk?

So, give 0, whatever the answer maybe.

If someone who didn't attempts, give him 10

As you saw my photo and profile.. -Nope, I didn't saw them, right.

On a scale of 1-5, how much you rate me?

If his answer is 5, then put 0 to him If his answer is in between 3-4, then give 10

If he gives 1-2, then give 5 marks.

Okay, results time.

Who got the highest?

One topped with full marks.

Good, I asked him to write a feedback. What did he wrote?

'-If you read my form at first moment, you will throw it aside..'

then throw it.

What's that?

If he got the full marks, even he's also thinking like me.

The brains think like same won't survive in long run!

We feel bore.

He knew that I'll put his paper aside, as he also thinks like me.

Next? -Two scored 55

Comments? - 'Very impressive idea, you are too intelligent.'

'I liked you very much.'

He's flattering, throw it aside.

'I dont want to marry other girl, since the day I saw your picture.'

He's so desperate, throw it away.

Next? -One got 50.

Comments?

'I thought I'm the macho for Ego, but you look like, you the brand ambassador.'

Where he lost that 10 marks?

Dear, he didn't answered the rating question, but he wrote something.

What's that?

'Were you a new movie or an employee to give you the rating?'

'Men didn't came into the stage, where to give the ratings for women.'

Call him.

For bridal glances.

Your prayers worked now! -Sweet Lord.

Ask anything if you want to ask, dear?

Mom?

What?

Nothing much, sir

Why are you asking permission for washroom dear, you can go.

Not the washroom, I want to talk with her alone.

Oh, okay Dear Vidya..

Go.

Don't you have this habit?

I won't prefer that brand.

This one?

Isn't this your brand?

I dont have that habit.

Dont you have habit of drinking?

Not at the afternoon!

Actually, I'm sorry as I filled the form looks interesting without seeing your photo.

I know, if you see me at the first place, you wont have that excitement earlier.

Everyone who filled the form were wishing since the morning.

I can understand that, you didn't see my details yet, as you didn't wished me.

Oh, today's your birthday? Nice!

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Shall we go that way?

Why did you stood like that by seeing me? -Oh!

I just realized that eyes can also talk like lips do.

What did they said?

Your eyes has lots of gravitational force like earth does.

As it said, it will more beautiful by underlining..

that Kajal under your eye, is highlight.

What is he doing since afternoon?

He will do overtime if he came across beauty.

What are you planning to say?

I always used to prefer arrange marriage as I don't have any interest in marriage.

And now, I'm wondering that, I might get into love marriage.

What about you?

I decided to not to get married.

But, I changed my opinion after seeing you.

I want to give my most valuable gift to you as your birthday gift.

What is that?

Myself!

Vidya -Vasu!

Shall we place a call?

No, we will consider as less one if we initiate first.

Or else do we miss out a chance?

Darn it.

It's better to stay, Up, all the time.

Hello? -Hi Vasu, what are you doing?

Thinking.

About what?

That, too place a call or not.

That whether, 250 cards are enough or not, Is it enough 1200 per food plate.

That Wedding venue, function, pre-wedding shoot and..

thinking about that!

It seems you are in preparation.

Won't you?

Ofcourse, me too.

I called you, as you are free. -Free, huh?

I don't even have time to brush my teeth.

Oh, is it. I thought about meeting you.

Where?

Coffee or ice cream? -Shall we meet for Hot coffee..

Never mind, let's meet for cool ice cream.

Get brushed before you come.

We thought for ice cream, right?

I didn't, but you did.

I thought to show, my decision will be final..

that's why I called here.

You said you don't want to get married, but why?

I can't able to handle women as girlfriends.

I can't able to manage if they turned as wife.

Did they torture you? -Like a hell, they wont care I do.

They replies with a single word replies for my lengthy messages.

If I offer them food, they'll make me to read the menu, and grab food of mine.

They say, they are independent and ask every little question all time.

As we want to surprise her by planning a sudden date..

They say useless reasons like I applied hair oil, face cream, etc.. to avoid it.

I decided to have a wife to stay with me not for torture.

What is the guarantee that I won't do all these?

Because, you look more charm than all.

Just kidding! You are very matured.

By the way, you look more beautiful than every other girl!

Can't you able to manage these little things?

They even went for a war for sake of women.

Let me tell you something, they say all these to elevate a women.

The reason behind the war is not women.

Then?

Why Kurukshetra happened?

Not about the other's feelings, but because of Duryodhana's ego.

And the reason for war in Ramayana is..

because, not about the Sita or Ram's actions..

It's because of Ravana's ego.

The reason behind trojan war is, because of Helen's ego.

What was that? -Didn't you went through, Non-detail?

I don't even remember that, leave it.

And the history's most epic war is happened not for sake of Baahubali or Devasena.

It's because Bhalladeva's ego.

You are saying all these do you have ego or only the knowledge?

For me, no, not at all.

Good.

It'll be tough, if we both have it.

Bye.

Bye.

Let's meet at Marriage.

[reciting Telugu dates]

It's a tough one.

Come on, stop counting. Say something.

There's no good time for 3 days, until then, you dont have to see her.

3 days? Look for any amendments we have?

You didn't even talk with her.

Or, can I text her?

You shouldn't also use any technology.

-Mr. Priest.

Hi, Ramya.

Why did you called at this hour, they said you are getting married?

I'm done with my marriage, the very next day is my nuptial night.

So what should I have to do?

I thought you might suggest me some tips.

You idiot, cunning fellow.

Vidya.. Hello Vidya, can you hear me?

Why aren't talking anything, is uncle beside you?

I'm beside you, son.

This is her phone.

Can't you able to hold your horses, son?

It's tradition, son.

Father-in-law..

Tradition!

It's his age, it's common.

Oh, it's just 2 days more, I've to melt it.

Hello, it'll eventually grow in marriage life.

What if I manage?

Oh my! It's hard thing to do.

[singing]

Stop, though it's a situational song but it has more tragedy than romance.

[singing]

What's with Thums Up? Didn't you bring the milk?

You said, you don't like milk.

What, are you planning to sleep?

I've lots of work to do with you today.

Hey, you excited idiot!

Don't ruin your first moment by asking pointless questions!

Fine, tell me. Will you begin, or shall I?

I never expected the girls from Vizag were too ahead.

Well, I have some starting trouble, it'll be better if you start first..

and then, I'll go on!

What is this? -The rules and regulations for you.

Read and sign it.

Dear, I guess you don't have any idea on marriage.

There'll be no conditions and rules in livelihood, darling.

Fine, stop with your face Read aloud.

You have to cook for a day in week.

Will you cook for remaining days, sweetie?

No, let's bring 'em from hotel.

We can bring food for the other day too, right. Why I have to get strain again?

What if you comment on my food?

I have to know how your food tastes, right.

I'll do the job -I said, proceed, right. How many times you gonna ask that?

Control your pee, let me complete first.

Sorry, continue!

So, if you enquire, to whom I'm talking, why late was caused like this..

Yes, what if?

Punishment will be very severe.

Can I describe it?

Never mind, why would I do that, if you stated me this clearly!

I'll trust you.

Next!

When do you want kids?

It seems, this is a interesting question.

I'm okay, whenever you say okay.

I mean, anytime is fine.

I'm serious.

Fine, you tell me.

Not at the time, when you are ready to look after.

Let's plan it for the time, when I'm ready to give birth.

Fine, whatever you say, that's fine.

Shall we pause this quiz program and shift to entertainment mode?

It have to complete, right!

Turn this side.

Here.

Fine, as you are saying entertainment, let's play a game.

Ready!

What game is that?

Truth or dare!

Truth.

As you have many love stories did you made out with any..

No, not at all.

Can I believe you?

You have to, that is life.

Fine, I believe you.

Your turn.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Say the truth, didn't you love anyone?

Nope.

Atleast, even a crush?

Look, there'll be one thing or other, think well.

I won't take it seriously, I'm asking friendly.

Atleast, do you have any positive opinion on anyone who loved you.

-Actually, I used to have a friend called, Revi.

It seems, he loved me for 3 years.

He turned out as my friend, as I said, I'm not interested.

Nice guy.

Still friend?

We talk occasionally.

Did he attended our marriage?

I invited but, he declined it.

Even I didn't forced him as he might have feelings, right.

You're feeling now, as he might felt bad?

Why would I feel bad?

Nothing like that.

I knew he's a good guy.

He's good guy, and we are idiots.

Are you nuts?

Fine, leave it.

Your turn.

It's enough today, it's high time, go to bed.

What's your problem, Vasu?

We boys ask very cutely, about your past that we take it light and positive.

And you girls never say anything by depending on it.

In the whole world, boys are the only creatures with possessiveness and egoists.

We can't take it that easily.

My suggestion for all girls out there..

Look after your husband happily in present!

If he asks about your past don't ever dare to say about that.

because, MEN can't bear it!

It's very hard to think like this in this era, Vasu.

Good night!

Not only interiors; even balcony is awesome. -Thank you

Sorry Vidya. -Why?

I reacted too much at our wedding night.

No need to apologize, I didn't get angry.

I became silent to get you convinced.

I saw love even when you're angry.

I love you!

I love you, too.

Shall we plan what we missed that day?

Why hurry? Just wait.

Shouldn't feel happy with the rice we have, we need to eat it too.

What is this? Rules list for our honeymoon!

My joining letter.

-Oh, congrats.

I need to join on Monday.

Then honeymoon?

-Let's postpone.

Hey, no way and will not.

Okay, where shall we go?

-Paris.

Is it even in our budget?

I'll even take loan for our world tour.

Agra.

Why that much far?

Atleast Araku.

Don't find reasons. -I don't have that much time.

Search for a nearby place for two days.

They'll not call it as honeymoon. It'll be an outing.

You're so eager to roam.

Not to roam, but, I'm eager to roam with you.

I expected a lot about our honeymoon.

[whispers] You can reach those expectations even here.

[music]

While your eyes are inviting ♪

And I'm following them ♪

Don't lure me my love! ♪

Is it possible to wait? ♪

The speed in breathe ♪

Meanings in signals ♪

My silence changed as tunes in your companionship ♪

What did this silence say It increased the speed of the time ♪

It's so nice to compete with you in this magic of reducing the distances ♪

And there is no place even for air in our hugs ♪

[vocalizing]

There are no limits ♪

And there is no chance of rejecting ♪

My breathe hitched and changed into a kiss ♪

My hair is for your.. ♪

fingers to touch ♪

They just turned into rain ♪

What did this happiness say at this time? ♪

It asked you to come closer ♪

It's so nice to compete with you in this magic of reducing the distances ♪

And there is no place even for air in our hugs ♪

Is it done?

Bubye.

Aren't you using helmet?

I'm married!

-Your office is on that way.

Hello..

Hello.

Hi.

This is Maha.

So, this is your desk.

Thank you, Thank you so much.

So, Vidya, right? -Hi sir.

Hi, welcome to the office.

Thank you so much.

This is your I'd card. -Thank you.

And this is your seat.

All the best Vidya, Do your best.

It'll be done.

By Wednesday.

For sure.

Vasu..

You asked for leave.

And said about honeymoon.

Leave it sir, how many leaves will I take? Work is worship.

You also do your work.

We should not waste our time.

Oh!

I understood.

As I saw many guys.

An incident.. ♪

without any doubts happened ♪

It gave me an indication ♪

and our conversation is enough ♪

An unknown.. ♪

hurry feeling ♪

is like a first mistake and repeated one too ♪

A hope chased me and wanted me to save you in my heart ♪

It's so nice to compete with you in this magic of reducing the distances ♪

And there is no place even for air in our hugs ♪

[vocalizing]

Vasu..

Hey..

Hour glass, I had one already.

And this is too nice.

What do you understand by this?

Time is precious.

Time is relative.

Einstein said that in English and you decode it to Telugu.

Everyone will get their right time and should wait for that.

Oh.

I'll hit you.

Are you cooking by watching YouTube videos?

If I had known earlier I would have eaten out.

By the way, can we use any other item to cook milk pudding?

Should use milk to eat and curd to throw away it.

Tell me truth, is your life an open book to me?

Is there an exam on my life?

I'm serious on this.

Did you hide anything from me?

No secrets, but I can't reveal 25 years of life in 10 months.

I may miss something.

You missed many things and I came to know through your phone.

What did you see? And why did you see my phone?

Why will you reveal your password to me, if you wish for privacy?

I don't know that you'll behave mannerless.

What is the reason to hid it from me?

What did you see?

Why didn't you say that, you've invested in mutual funds, SIPs and bitcoins.

You exaggerated this!

I'm doing this since college days. We need to save right.

You should say about this while I planned for world tour with a loan.

I didn't take tour seriously, you're speaking about tour and EMI.

Okay, take some money for our tour.

I'll not use that till retirement.

Are you saying 'NO' indirectly?

I feel that tour isn't necessary now.

Oh..

it's your money, right.

Do as you wish.

Vasu..

My answer is the same even if it's your money.

Okay, leave it, I'll take you on a world tour when I have money.

But, I'll not ask you a penny.

Did I say not to ask? I said not to ask for unnecessary things.

I said no need, Slap me if I ask you again.

Feeling proud as you're earning.

It's not my mistake if you feel so.

I'll feel as I wish, if you do as you like.

I'll act according to you, but won't do whatever I don't want to.

You're prepared to not to respect my words. -Did I?

-Maybe.

You put conditions and will keep under control too.

Hello Vasu, from Vizag.

You feel that you're under my control.

But you're not.

Am I doing all these without being controlled?

What are you doing? You'll spoil everything if I ask you to cook.

You'll spoil clothes too if I ask you to wash them.

You'll double my work, if I ask you to do so.

Then you do all the chores.

Instead of working, you'll judge me.

I think it's the curse of my girlfriends that I got married to you.

Vidya, I'm sorry.

Do you think I got hurt? I remembered a proverb.

What?

That a donkey can't smell sandalwood.

So, are you saying, Am I a donkey? -I'm stating that, I'm sandalwood.

It costs 3000.

I bought it with my money.

And only I can break it.

I thought a fight without reason, can't be fixed without Narada

Their own egos are enough for couple fights

What will our ideal couple say?

What else to say, he will be fine if he obeys wife's word

How he will listen to wife if husband has no value

Husband will have value because of his wife

In which era, in which attire?

Leave about others, they will mention you as, Lord Lakshmi Narayana..

but they wont address you as, Narayana Lakshmi, right?

Lakshmi (Money) is the only possession that makes anyone valued, even for God

What else to be discussed in this, he have to take a debt to visit places

But you dont need to take any debts right?

Taking a debt more than needs, is a problem for him

Narada.. -Lord..

What did he said?

Showing off, as you had money?

No, Lord

He said, You are showing off as you are earning

Narada.. -Majesty

Cut the crap, and let's dive into story

Narayana.. Narayana..

Glass breaks into pieces

and the war begun in the story

This is the time for quarrels

That's what even I'm saying

How we can keep it aside as it was broken?

We have to fix it

I'll leave, if you get down

Hi, sir -Hi

Bye, sir -Bye

It's your turn

I know

Eat

Didn't he give the Raita (Curd)?

It's too much for you

I hate this Biryani

Don't you want?

Then cook for yourself

Still how much? -30 minutes

Do it fast man, we can leave at 6

What else I will gain, if I do now I'll get OT, if I do after 6 -Oh my

Sir..

What is this, sir? -Increment letter

It's not fair to use word, Increment for a mere 5 percent

What, do you need 50 or what?

We who works got 5 percent, and you just pass time got 25 percent?

It's real good, sir

The one who supervise the work will be benefitted more

No sir, if you increase a mere 5 percent like..

this, when I will take a million rupee pay check?

This is not a software job to earn millions

Look, if you need, do the job or else quit, dont disturb me, as I'm eating biscuit

Asking for millions by having a I'd cards

There's a folder named, My wife is devil and it contains my resignation

print it out and keep it wherever you want

Hey, Vasu..

Look, listen to me once

I just played a joke, man! All the works will be paused, if you quit now

My ego won't compromise even I get down

Look, decisions in your anger aren't good for your life

I'm on full temper, dont dare to advice me now -What, if I...

Why I have to waste my punchline after resigning here

Waste of punchline?

Do I have to step down everytime?

Yes

How can I step down, even after you doing a mistake?

I didn't do any mistake

In fact, it's not even a mistake

Even my rice taste like elixir

You mean, my dishes are worse?

I said in, Telugu, right?

What can I do, if you understood it wrongly?

As we are girls, we will look after the wrong in every sentence

I want to say you something

Don't raise the topic of money

What is it ?

Nope, leave it

Have some dal

Why aren't you eating?

Nope, I'm done, Thanks

[chants]

What the hell he is doing without going to office?

This place has so much of dust

Dust?

I've cleaned it, right

What? -Paper bill, sir

Bill, sir

Grocery Bill, sir

It's a sum of 4500/- you have to clear the balance of 2000/-

Let's ask him

Nevermind

Water bill, sir

Doors are meant for knocking, not for breaking

Milk bill, sir

I'm not the one who drink milk

Hey, Venky, it's me, man

Nothing much dude, I left my job, you know, right

As it's month end, I'm in tight situation..

Sir, your credit card bill is..

Vasu, you are such an jerk

It seems she got hurt

Narayana.. Narayana..

[Jai Chiranjeeva, Telugu movie playing in TV]

Change the channel to Cricket match

Vasu, today is series finals, please

I'm watching the movie, right

[commentary]

[movie playing]

I'm saying, right

[commentary playing]

Cable bill, sir

Coming

How much? -450, madam

You are so generous, ma'am Sir, wont even give a penny

It'll be fine, if I give the remote

Here you are!

Vasu..

Vasu..

Vasu..

Hey, Vasu..

See how it sleeps.

I called him. He didn't respond.

Go to sleep now

She didn't slept yet

Leave your troubles at the door

We shouldn't have to combine the food and bed

What else?

[indistinct tv playing]

Vasu..

Instead of passing your time by watching those soap operas..

-Do I have to look after a new job?

No -Do I have to mop and clean the home?

No, ofcourse..

I won't object, if you want to do so

-Or do I have to return the money back?

No need of that

-Thank God

#1st, look at me, while I'm talking

#2nd, stop blabbering and listen to me

You'll turn out as lunatic if you watch these operas daily

Go and roam outside

Hi, baby

Where have you been?

I went to get your name tattooed

Did you?

No -Why?

Because, words aren't enough to describe you

Are you drunk?

Do I have to fear for you?

No, I didn't

Won't you hold me?

You the one, who said, to roam right

I said to roam, not to booze

I didn't expect this from you, Vasu

Expecting the expectations unwantedly will led..

to unexpected expectations, so don't expect!

#QuotesByVasu

Who came now at this hour?

Dad.. Father-in-law..

What's this sudden surprise?

Huh? -You didn't even mentioned anything

It'll be called as surprise, if we didn't mention Your mom made Sunnundas for you

You designed your home so well

You better intimate us, we used to come to pick up you guys

We came on our own, As you'll be in rush to office

Fine, one minute, let me bring you coffee

Did you conceived yet?

It's 12th month, now

As December is 12th month, right

Do you have come this far to ask this?

You won't change, pity son-in-law

How are you, son? -I'm good, what about you?

What, dad?

Why won't you say earlier that you're coming?

-If I say so, I knew that you'll do something shitty

I dont have that much of pennies to do shitty

I guess, time is ticking for your office, son?

Oh

Time is ticking, huh!

What did you said? -Nothing, uncle

I dont need to go office, as I'm doing Work from home

How does that possible for a mechanical job?

Machines are enough in plant, and no need of any human power dad

Use your brain

Okay -Yeah

I'm done for today

This is for you, and give this to mother-in-law

Okay, you go now

Father-in-law..

Dad..

Give to son, dear

Turn this side, I have to say you something

No need to turn any side, to listen

Let's stay like normal couple until parents leave from here

Okay, as you say

Let's do in that way

You said, to stay like a couple? -I said, infront of them

Take care of them

Hey, Vasu.. Vasu..

What, mom? -Where's the iron box?

Go and ask Vidya -She went to Office

Where does she kept it?

Now, go to command tab

Hello?

Where's iron box?

In it's place

I mean, where is that place?

In the rack of dressing table

Such a sweet mother

Wait, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Well..

I don't know, dad

What you mean by don't know?

Fine, call and ask her

What's your emergency on this, dad?

I've to maintain my snapstreak score

Snapchat streaks?

Hell with this generation

Hi, Mr. Vasu -Hi

Hello? -The Wi-Fi password must be..

Don't you even know that, it's 123456

Dad, it's 123456

Thank God

Son, where's the soap?

1 minute, father-in-law

Soap?

You have used the last soap at last week

There's no new soaps in home

Okay

Holy, how the hell she remember everything

It's hard to survive without her

I'll manage the cooking, mother-in-law

At first we have to keep onions in water..

Why to fear, as you know how to cook

You will eat any crap I cook, but I can't feed the same to parents, right

Fine, I'll help you

Cut the onions first

2..

Cut into thin pieces, not small

Thin pieces

Keep the tomato and chilly into Mixer

Not the raw one, dried one

Sorry

Add 4 cashews as well

2 into mixer, and 2 for me

What is that? -Tamarind

But why?

For chicken

Throw that crap..

There's a story called, Padaghattam, it's a nice one

Leave it

Hey, Vidya..

What happened?

What else it'll be, Vasu

He is seeing me like a Villain

Spend some time with him, how many days it's been you guys went out?

Do one thing, bring him to today's office party

He wont come..

but, I'll bring him

Fine, shall we go to coffee?

There's a party in office at night

When did you started taking my permission?

They asked to come like couples -Oh, I'm sorry, I'm busy, I can't

How we can go by leaving parents like that?

To where, dear? -There's a party for night

He's asking that, let's go for it

Me? -I'm saying, why to trouble you

Nothing dear, we'll stay in home you guys go

Or else, do you want him to stay at home?

She fooled me

Nothing like that dear, take him along with you

If you say so

Go and get ready

We'll come sooner, father-in-law

[Perfect by Ed Sheeran, cover song playing in background]

Hi, Vidya -Hi

Hi -Hi

Hello

Is he your husband?

Yes

Oh

What does he do?

He's a mechanical engineer

Oh, where?

He's a assistant manager in SS Fabrications

Let's have the talk by sitting there

['Perfect' song continues]

1 whisky, please

Vidya's husband, right?

Okay, what you do?

I'll snore, by getting wasted in sort of parties like this

Thank you, Team Kanyaraasi For playing this good music

So, the high time is here

Shall we leave?

No, the time to play our favorite game

So, the game is, By sitting in this ring, couple can roast themselves..

or irritate themselves, but, it's only for fun

Why are you getting so excited? This will happen in our daily lives, right

Now, we have to do infront of everyone?

Let's welcome out first couple

You will cook the dishes so nicely, dear

Instead of eating by yourself, spare something for me

Dear, you are not overweight

You're short -You're fat

You're dumb -You're ugly

You have big mouth -You have small...

brain!

It's enough, get down the floor

Next up?

Vidya and Vasu, come on to the Dias, please

Come on, please

[sloganeering] Come on, Vidya.. Come on

[overlap of voices] Come on, start the show

Ladies first

The war of answers

Start yourself

Oh, there's no ladies here, right

Yeah, in which background you did Masters?

Whether is it in Ego or headweight?

I didn't done in PhD, Possessiveness, like you

It'll be known to one who loves, not for one, who corrects love letters like you

Ugh, Vasu, could you find a better counter?

I feel disgusting for your 'so-called' fun

It's not about my fun, but it's about your cooking

That's why, you are growing your tummy, like that?

You are hiding it under your shirt

Overaction

I'm gaining by eating, you are 60 KG, without eating anything

Oh, it's just your head weight, right What's your actual weight?

It's lower than your salary

Oh sorry, there'll be no such thing lesser than your salary, right

Your brain is existed, right

That's why, I married you

[booing]

You feel, you are a decision maker but you always ends up in dump

Yeah yeah, quitting a job like nothing..

and planning a world tour with savings, and I'm the one who thinks these wow ideas

I depend on decisions, not like you by signing the agreements and opinions

You won't drag them, but you'll dig into past and present things

Leave about my digging, but I wont bargain about enjoyment like you

Yeah, you are correct You won't do anything

I'm asking to do something

Or, can I try the household chores which you are uncapable of..

We have to do something than nothing, dear

No need of act like smiling, even your smile sound like cries

[booing]

I remind a proverb by seeing you..

One knows everything stays down to earth!

One don't know anything will wave off about themselves!

Atleast, I'm waving, and developing

I didn't stopped at a point, like you

Have you ate anything, as you came so fast from party?

I'm not feeling hungry now, I'll eat after sometime

What about you, Vidya?

I had my food in Party, mom

Vidya..

As we are leaving tomorrow, let's have a discussion

What else, dear. Visit us by taking 2 day leave from your work

Without having a proper reason, leave can't be issued, Father-in-law

Hey, threaten them that you'll resign, he will issue a leave

He did the same

What?

What, did you resigned?

Why?

There's nothing like solid reason, dad

I said to quit, father-in-law

Why would you say that?

We can't do the work without having any love on it, dad

I don't like him doing a job which he wont like..

And there's no need for that!

I'm here for him

He'll decide what to do after a break

Did you decided what to do, son?

He's asking you, answer him

Visual Varieties!

Means?

It's a startup, dad -Start?

How on earth we can earn in that?

Dad, some things are better to be showcased than saying

For suppose, TV Ad will reach more audience than a column in newspaper

Plenty of people watch a movie instead of reading a novel

Reach will be more efficient when the verb turns into visual, dad

And then I took this call

Visual Varieties

That is..

Vi...

Va...

Is this necessary to take this burden at the time of kids, son?

He won't understand if you say it in low tone

Hey, if you work you will earn the salary

If you do these all, you have to pay all

If something goes wrong, even your wife should also suffer with you

Think and decide about it

Why did you lied, if you are really that hungry?

It's because as you did

Actually, I'm hungry now

Thanks

Why didn't you tell me about your startup?

Did you felt, it's unnecessary?

Some questions can't be answered

Anger without reason, Masculinity more than love

Ego!

Yeah, that's right

Ego is on top for, Vidya and Vasu

Happy birthday, Vidya!

Why did you bought this much of costly gift?

I bought this with my last month salary and provident fund

Do you need this, when you have needs?

As I stated, some things are better to be showcased than saying

I know how to Love totally

I dont know the, 'half-half' thing

What's this?

All my savings, were these enough for your initial startup?

What? Are you thinking, she's differentiated..

other time and now why is she giving the money?

I said, I'll save for not sake of mine, but for 'US'

Nothing is important to me, more than your dream

As you're saying to father-in-law that, You'll take your own risk

You means, it's just not 'YOU'

It'll include, ME, too

I dont know, whether am I good wife or not

But, I'm the wife who wish for your success

Let's do one thing

Make me as your partner in your business

Did your ego got settled now?

It's true that, Vidya and Vasu had lots of ego

I slipped out of words, forgive me, Lord

They said, there wont be any forgives, right

How's this Marriage story?

It's good

Narada.. -Lord..

Did your hunger starved? -Yeah, I'm on cloud nine

Greetings

Narayana.. Narayana..

If you leave the ego, you can't escape from quarrels

They'll stay unite together