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Previously on Farscape.

I will find them again, and when I do, they will pay for this humiliation.

I finally figured out wormholes.

You did it. All that wormhole nonsense we put up with.

Wormholes are his obsession.

Wormholes bridge space-time, creating a unique ability to navigate.

The moment the Ancients implanted that knowledge, you exist to service a larger...

No! No.

What do you desire with wormholes?

For starters? Go home.

D'Argo? Pilot?

Whoops.

And now on Farscape.

Home.

That really is Kansas.

D?

Pilot, can you hear me?

No, 'course not.

Nothing.

I can't believe I'm gonna die here.

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

John.

Where are you?

D'Argo?

- Son of a bitch! - How can you hear me?

I don't know. The wormhole keeps opening and closing.

Where are you?

Don't worry about that right now. Just do exactly what I say.

Follow my instructions.

Lock onto my voice signal.

When the wormhole opens again, follow it.

Pilot, I'm leaving Sikozu and Scorpius on board.

You can't leave fek-face here.

To make sure he doesn't do anything,

I'd like you to begin to lock down all the systems.

Beginning power down... now.

The rest of us are going after Crichton.

Shee-aw.

Pilot, I don't see any wormhole out here.

500 bottles of beer on the wall, 500 bottles of beer,

take one down, pass it around...

Pilot, I'm still not getting any reading.

The coordinates are exact.

Wait for it.

...one down, pass it around...

Everybody okay? - He did it.

...beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer, - There he is.

John, we're here. We made it.

Hey, you're early!

I still got a six pack. Where are ya?

We're coming in behind you.

Turn around and prepare for immediate retrieval.

All right.

D, I need a radio signal.

Coming in clean, John. Nothing's locking onto us.

Just need to know what year it is.

Okay. Got something.

...on the Senate floor.

Commenting from the White House, President Reagan told reporters

the situation in Nicaragua had unraveled to such an extent

that the State Department... - What's the matter?

Reagan was president in the 1980s.

Einstein said if I came back before I left, it would screw things up.

D, we need to get down there and check it out.

Okay.

Home.

I can't believe I'm home.

Touchdown!

D. Keep everybody off Comms and the ship invisible.

I'm just gonna check things out.

Einstein said if there was a problem with the timeline,

it would start close to me.

Oh, Betty.

Dad, Dad, you ready?

Mom!

Hey!

Congratulations, honey.

We're so very proud of you, aren't we?

Sure are. - You guys shouldn't have gone to the trouble.

That looks good.

Give me a kiss. Thank you.

Did you do that? - Johnny?

Did you do the writing on that? - Looks pretty nice.

What about the champagne? Are you gonna open it for us?

I'll get to it, Mom.

That's me.

Son of a gun. - Olivia, I can't wait to have a slice.

You sure we just can't cut to the cake?

Lift off. The 25th Space Shuttle mission and it has cleared the tower.

Oh, God.

D. I don't know how I did it, but my dad's going up on the Challenger.

John, what are you talking about?

1986. The Challenger space shuttle exploded, killing everyone on board.

My dad wasn't on that flight.

My name is John Crichton, an astronaut.

Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole.

I'm in a distant part of the universe

aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners,

my friends.

I've made enemies.

Powerful, dangerous.

Now all I want is to find a way home

to warn Earth.

Look upward and share the wonders I've seen.

Not to be insensitive, but in the scheme of things,

well, what does it matter if your father flies and dies?

My father got me started in avionics.

No Dad, no Farscape project.

You stay in Peacekeeper custody, she remains a Nazi,

she ends up on Nebari Prime.

We get it. How do we fix this?

Einstein said the change ripples out from the first mutation.

We fix that, everything else falls back into place.

So if you can get your father to refuse this Challenger flight...

Everything should turn back to normal.

Look, we can't all stay here.

I don't know how long this is gonna take.

But I know a place we might hang out.

And we have one piece of luck.

Tomorrow's Halloween. - What's that?

Well, that's something that means you're gonna fit in just fine, Grandma.

The dust on this planet is playing havoc with my sinuses.

Shee-aw, what's all this?

Cops busted the owner for drugs.

They sealed the place up.

For a while, there were some gang kids living here.

Drad.

Are those jeans? Let me see those.

Here.

This is your home?

No, Rygel, it's not my home.

Don't worry, we're only gonna be here for a couple of arns.

Just gotta find a way to keep my dad from going on the Challenger.

Yeah, these'll fit.

Y'all might wanna stay out of sight.

We don't wanna screw up the universe any more than I already have.

Good luck.

Get back in here!

Get back here now!

Not in the street!

Jack! Johnny!

Go check the Tarot cards, Mom! - What?

They'll predict he'll walk all over you again!

Stop! Just stop!

And I asked you what I should do.

And then you did exactly what you wanted!

Can we please move back inside before the entire neighborhood calls 9-1-1?

Oh, just shut up, Mom, please. - Don't you talk to her like that!

Don't touch me!

And don't you pretend to care what I say to her!

You're not being fair, Johnny! - You shut up, too!

Pal, you're angry with me, so take it out on me, not on them!

Yo, hero, read the middle finger.

Johnny!

Wait!

Jesus.

What the hell is wrong with him?! He's so damned angry!

Jack, you know what's wrong.

Well, I'm gonna make everybody's day!

I won't go Monday. I'll go tomorrow.

Then you can throw another party!

Come here. Come on.

Milk!

Oh God, milk.

Oh, wow.

What are you doing?

Just...

just having some milk...

K- Kim.

Do I know you?

I'm Fred.

Fred...

Fred Scarran.

From the Gainesville Scarrans. We're family.

You do look a little like Johnny.

I just saw him drive off in Betty. Where's he going, the lake?

No, when he gets really steamed up, he heads down to the canal.

Yeah. - It's near...

No, I know where that is.

I like...

that spot...

you know with... the overhang...

the tall trees. - That's my favorite place.

Johnny hates it there.

Yeah, I know.

He shouldn't.

Milk?

Does a body good.

Turn on the lights, or black out the whole city.

"Made in France."

Look at this studio filled with fabulous prizes. -What the frell is that?

I have no idea.

This sensational twenty...

What do you think this means?

...beach party showcase.

Well, it must be some kind of... a greeting.

Yeah, to a friend.

...hundred dollar strand of pearls.

Hello, Wrinkles.

...thousand dollars just waiting to be won on...

Wheel of Fortune.

And now here's your host...

Wheel...

Nice truck.

Betty.

Who are you?

My name's John. John Clarence.

You know, you should go to the overhang more often. Kim likes it there.

What the hell are you doing?

Just checking your suspension, bro.

Need you to do me a favor.

You have to talk to your father.

I want him not to go up on the shuttle.

Look, I don't know who you are, but shove off.

Hey!

Okay, we don't hit.

We may shoot people sometimes, but we don't hit.

Get off me, you... - And no, I am not... You got problems.

You're gonna outgrow most of 'em. And I know why you're upset.

You got no idea!

Yes, I do. You think he treats her badly.

How do you know that?

Same way I know you helped D.K. cheat on his SATs.

You wanna go to college, boy?

Convince your dad not to fly on the Challenger.

You're a spook, right? Coming to test the family?

'Cause if you guys knew anything, you'd know I can't convince my dad to do squat.

You're wrong. - You're wrong.

He never listens.

Man, when you're right, you're right.

D'Argo, you should study this.

"L, M, N, O, P, Q..."

Just a few of their words. Just in case.

Chiana has already told me a few words.

"Yes." "No." "Bite me." That's all I need to know.

"R, S..." S.

This girl is slow.

Why are you wearing that?

Come on. Aren't you busting to get out?

We're on Earth. It's Crichton's hometown.

- John has told us to stay. - Again with the Cookie Monster.

Crichton has gotten home.

If you don't screw this up, maybe one day he can get me home, too.

- I don't wanna wait for one day. - I wanna go exploring now.

Chiana!

I am not permitting you to go.

Can you keep it down? I'm trying to listen.

You're not the captain down here.

It's Halloween. I'll fit in.

Chiana, no! - D'Argo, no! Don't go out there!

...Q, R, S, T, U, V...

- ...W, X, Y and Z... - What is this?

I love you.

I love you, too.

Uh-oh.

Pilot, there's no need for a complete shutdown.

Turn up the heat.

Scorpius. Sikozu. We've got trouble.

Get up here.

Peacekeeper Marauders are approaching at maximum speed.

Grayza and Braca are aboard. - Well, Starburst.

No, if Moya does, she will never find this wormhole's exact location again.

Crichton and the others...

Will be lost.

We must go now.

If you run, Grayza will assume Crichton is aboard and she will hunt you down.

We let Grayza board.

She will see Crichton is not here and...

She will kill me.

If Crichton is not here, she will not hurt you, Pilot.

...our true love

Dreams that come and go - Hey, nice outfit.

Goin' to a party?

Yeah.

You wanna lift?

Sure.

You can tell me 'bout the pain you feel

...the wounds will never heal, oh

'Cause love is blind

You like that?

Don't try to change my mind

Cool. So what's your name?

Chiana.

Was it Karen? - Love is blind

Yeah.

Yeah, Karen. - Love is blind

Shee-aw.

Karen Shaw, right?

The name's John Crichton.

'Cause love is blind

Crichton? - Love is blind

What's the matter?

Drive. Drive. - It happens all the time

Drive. - It's not a crime

'Cause love is blind

Looks like an enforcer.

He has a weapon.

D'Argo, you should put this on, too.

Aeryn knows enough English to get us through.

Just remember the plan.

Plan doesn't work, we use force.

It'll be fine.

Hello.

Ma'am.

How can I help you?

Uh, well, this house was, uh...

Abandoned by our uncle.

Would you like to come in?

Yeah, thanks.

Oh.

Listen, I'm afraid I had a, uh...

A complaint from the lady. Yes, I think she was scared.

She saw Kermit.

We thought the batteries were dead, but it's just a silly toy.

Grandma, say excuse me.

Okay, where are you from?

- Uh...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't move, pal!

It's all right, he's just my brother.

It's Hallowin, remember?

He's, uh, he's dressed up.

In a mask.

That's a mask?

Yes, of course it is.

You're a little old to be dressing up for Halloween, aren't you, pal?

No.

Yes.

Bite...

...me.

Okay, take off the mask, pal. Now!

Take off the mask!

Take off the mask!

It's all right, okay. - Stand back!

Toy sword. - Excuse me.

There is no danger here.

See D'Argo remove his mask.

See the hoo-man you expect.

Then go and leave us alone.

Is there a problem, Officer?

Oh, no, no. No problem.

No problem. I'll just, uh...

I'll just go, man, and, uh... you guys...

You guys... just, uh, you know, do your own thing.

Happy Hallowin.

Uh-huh. - Bye-bye.

You bitch! I think you broke a rib.

- Shut up.

Well, we've done it now.

I have to go and find Crichton.

Thanks, ma'am.

Okay.

Oh, man. Like those clothes.

I hope this is all right. It's all we could find.

Well, you kinda look like Cher.

Is that a good or a bad thing?

It works.

How are things going here?

Uh, situation normal.

It's getting worse.

Now my dad's leaving tomorrow.

Mom, I'm going.

Oh, hey...

Are you sure you don't want me to drive you over?

I'll call you when I get to Deb's house.

Okay. - Bye, Mom.

Bye, honey.

Who? What?

That's my mother.

She died four years before I left.

Now I'm gonna talk to her.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Do I know you?

No. No. I...

You read the cards?

I know it's silly.

Everybody thinks it is, especially my son.

It's not. He's wrong.

He's just... young.

It's not silly.

It's a little strange.

But tha-that's why I'm here. Um...

I did a reading in Gainesville,

and I, uh, saw your husband.

Jack?

Yeah.

Don't let him go tomorrow.

Make him stay till Monday.

I did a reading.

I... God... is there something...

I don't know. Just don't let him go this weekend. Don't...

Don't back down like you always do.

How do you know that?

It's in your face.

You're a peacemaker. Not a fighter.

Look, just... just don't let him go.

I'm sorry I bothered you. - Wait.

Are you sure I don't know you?

No.

You don't know me.

"It even brought tears to my eyes..."

Just tell your father about the crash and he won't go on the scuttle.

Shuttle. No, he probably wouldn't believe me. It'd just make things worse.

What do you wanna do?

17 years ago, I got trapped in a fire.

I was in a coma for two days.

My dad saved me.

Afterwards, when NASA called, he refused to leave.

And you want to recreate that?

I wanna get as close as I can.

I'll get my old girlfriend to bring my... self here.

We'll make sure my dad saves me, light a fire.

I can help.

I can simulate a coma so...

No, no, no, no, Grandma. You do not touch my body.

Where's Chiana?

Yeah, we used to get along. We did stuff.

Now he just thinks we're part of his crew or something.

Fathers.

You got trouble with yours?

Yeah.

The joke is...

I wanna go up there, too, one day.

You will.

Nah, it's too tough. It's a total bitch.

They only take the best.

I don't know. Maybe. One day.

Hello, Cookie Monster.

What are you doing?

He was snooping.

I'm running tests to make sure I don't hurt Crichton if I put him into a coma.

Look...

I can do anything to him.

He doesn't feel a thing. - Crichton told us not to make things worse.

Get him out of there.

Get him in.

Helmet.

Nearly lost him.

Machine. Go.

I think you might turn that.

It's all right. Mind your own business.

Okay, prepare for engagement.

Excuse me.

Uh...

Activate the control collar.

Moya doesn't want a control collar.

Please, we didn't try to run.

We didn't St-Starburst.

I told you I... I have no idea where Crichton is.

Braca, if Crichton is aboard this Leviathan, bring him to me.

Yes, ma'am.

Commence a full tier search.

I'll start in the Neural Cluster.

Well, I arranged it with Kim.

I'm gonna meet my young self at the canal tomorrow.

What are you doing?

Cutting. Just cutting.

Make them scary, you said.

Scary. Ooh. - Hell, somebody got a sugar high.

You've been stealing candy, Mr. Burroughs?

Oh Crichton, how illegal is this dren?

You gotta get me more! I don't care what it costs.

Buckwheat, breathe. Breathe.

Get some sleep. You've got a big day tomorrow.

Okay, okay.

Good idea.

The Neural Turbines.

They will hide our heat signatures.

You go.

Scorpius, we must hide until the Peacekeepers have gone.

I'll be fine.

Go.

Check Tier Nine.

Yes, sir.

I'll go below.

You...

you're dead.

How many aboard the Leviathan, Braca?

30 Peacekeepers...

and Grayza.

Will they follow you down here?

No.

Lieuten...

I mean, Captain.

Well done.

It's good to see you, sir.

Good morning, Florida!

I hope you having a very scary Halloween.

Chief.

We've been looking for you all night.

I saw you with them.

I don't know what you saw, Dot.

But I think I need a warrant.

The charges are almost ready.

It'll create more smoke than fire.

Your father will have a quarter of an arn to get you out.

I'll set a perimeter. Make sure we're not interrupted.

And I've made enough syrup to keep the kid unconscious for three arns.

Oh, don't worry, I've tested it on the enforcer

so the boy won't wake in the middle of the rescue.

We'll see. I'll go get my... self, and I'll be right back.

Mmm. You smell nice.

Thank you.

Well, what do the cards say?

Oh, you're definitely staying.

They look happy.

I didn't see my parents like that very often.

- Now you pick one? - This better be good.

I never saw that in my sires.

Definitely. - Oh, no, no.

You just want 'em to stay like that.

You know, they think they got all the time in the world.

But pretty soon, it's doctors. Tests...

Well, this one isn't too bad.

Kim. - Hey!

Hi. - Hey.

Hi, I did what you told me.

Johnny doesn't wanna be here, but I told him we had to talk.

He thinks I'm breaking up with him.

Yeah, well you will.

What did you say?

Nothing. It's just...

You know, a girl like you.

Are you flirting with me?

Oh, no. Why would I do that?

No, I'm just...

Hey!

Whoa!

What the hell did you do that for?

We're in a hurry.

So...

this is what... what you're into.

She's a nice girl.

Well, if she's really that nice,

how about you take care of her and, uh, I'll take care of him?

No questions asked.

Trick or treat! Trick or treat! - Come in.

Trick or treat! - Over here.

Trick or treat, money or eat.

Cool toy.

I did it. I got candy. I got it!

What the hell?

Rygel! Stop doing that!

But I love this, and you-you... you won't buy me anymore.

I want Kit Kat and MandM's and Pez

and Reeses Pieces!

Crichton, please!

D, you're all set?

Yeah, I'm just priming the last charge.

Hey, Norati.

How much longer till... till the syrup's ready?

Half an arn.

Can you keep him occupied?

I'll think of something.

I'm sure you can, hmm.

Okay.

Garage.

Yeah. - Yeah.

This...

your... first?

Is this how you...

you imagined it?

Not in Betty.

I always thought it would be in my dad's four-wheel drive.

Does Grayza know you're my spy?

No. But she'll figure it out when she discovers you're alive.

She must never find that out.

We've got to stop her.

She's organizing a Peace Initiative with the Scarrans.

They're using her.

They'll agree to everything, then betray us, when their forces are battle ready.

What shall I do?

Stall her, Braca.

I'm not given to exaggeration, but...

the future of Peacekeeper survival depends on you.

I got the warrant.

Let's go search that house.

Everything is set. You can do this?

No problem.

Just make sure everyone stays out of sight until he drinks it.

Hey.

Here.

It's okay?

Yeah.

- We've got trouble. - Two enforcers.

Stay down!

Hang on! You're the guy that...

Chiana, keep him down!

Crichton? - What's happening?

Crichton! - What's the matter?

Old woman!

Hey. - I thought she tested the stuff.

Is this supposed to be happening?

No pulse.

I've got no pulse!

This is the police! Open up!

Crichton...

Crichton, I know... - What?!

Your arm. - Police. Open the door.

We have a warrant to search these premises.

Open up the door!

- Open the door. - This is the police.

Where's Crichton?

I'm here. I've disappeared.

Calm down. Everything's under control.

Under control? I'm gone!

What happens next, I lose my voice?

I wish. Keep your... Keep it down. - This is the police. Open up.

The Sheriff's body weight must be greater so I gave the boy too much.

Bring me back! - Just bring him back.

His body has stopped functioning and you are ceasing, wherever you are, to exist.

We're gonna have to let them in. Are you ready?

Yeah.

Two of them. You take the big one. - Yeah.

Hello. - Ma'am.

Hi.

Hey!

Grandma, fix me.

You're just a nooky. Haven't you ever died before?

Move.

What are you doing?

Hey, is that it?

See? Nothing to worry about. - Then why am I like this?

Well, I couldn't bring him back too quickly so I don't really know,

but I think your semi-corporeality won't last long,

so why don't you use your condition to our advantage.

Fine. I'll go get my dad.

I'm Casper the friggin' joke.

Who are you people?

Aliens.

I'm gonna set the charges for the smoke.

Right. Let's get him into the garage.

Mom... it's me.

Johnny?

I love you.

I've wanted to tell you that for a very long time.

What's the matter?

I'm in trouble.

I'm in the Carson house. Get Dad and tell him to save me.

Jack! Jack!

Mom, listen.

When you first feel the pain, don't...

don't wait.

- The initial scans were accurate. - The Leviathan is empty.

- I assumed as much. - I accessed the memory banks.

The Pilot has no idea where Crichton's gone.

Braca, prepare the Marauders.

Set course for our meeting with the Scarrans.

Yes, ma'am.

You two, come with me.

There's no way that Moya can detect your presence.

But Crichton's DNA, which I provided for you, will enable you to detect his presence.

So when he returns, as we know he will, capture him alive.

Remember nothing.

Hurry.

Except for Karen Shaw, in the four-wheel drive.

Remember nothing.

Okay, we gotta go.

Hey, Wrinkles, no, no, no. It's time to go.

No. The sheriff must forget. He must. - No, they're coming. Come on.

Is everyone else back on the ship?

Yes. Jack's on his way.

John?!

John?

John!

Johnny!

Damn, he moves fast for an old guy.

You're back.

Yeah, in more ways than one. - Hello?

Damn. She's gonna screw things up. My dad has to do it by himself.

Aeryn.

John?

Where are you? John, are you here?

John?

You know, if he stays in there too much longer it's gonna catch on fire.

Why do our plans never work?

Murphy's Law.

Son of a... D!

I'm gonna get myself.

You take Dad.

You all right?

I'm still here.

Try not to frown so much.

Good luck.

We've gotta go. I'll start Lo'La.

Yeah. All right.

John!

Come on, pal. Breathe.

Breathe. You're gonna be okay.

Jack?! Johnny! - Talk to me. Come on.

He's all right. He's okay.

I think it's time to go.

Johnny? Johnny, you okay?

I got no idea why nobody else remembers.

I swear to God, I'm telling the truth.

There was, um...

this guy and he was invisible.

And, um, this other thing that had this long tongue.

He knocked me out with it.

And they left this...

Um... It's as a sign.

This has gotta...

...be like a message or something.

'Cause no human could have made this.

There's no way a human could have made this.

How is everything else on your planet?

We did okay.

Is there any way we can save those people going aboard that doomed shuttle?

No.

Time must play out.

Crichton.

Can you hear me?

Yes, Pilot. Where are you?

Where you said to be.

Well, we're scanning now and you're not here.

Yes, we are.

No, you're not.

Pilot, listen up, this is important.

What year is it where you are?

Transmission from your Earth indicates it's 2003.

Follow my signal.

Commander, come home.

Okay, I'm locking on now.

Here it comes.

By Lanet, another Earth.

No. Same Earth, Sparky, just a different year.

Welcome home, son.

We've been waiting for you a long time.

What's wrong, John?

Was it a bass or a trout?