Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Bam reading]

Hey, Red. [chuckling] Watch this.

Wow!

-Sit, Ace! Sit! -[Ace barking]

[Buff sighs]

Back from my patrol.

Gotham is calm and quiet tonight.

Looks like the Batcave is too.

[MOE laughing maniacally]

That's it!

My friends, I've been working on a secret new project...

[in sing-song voice] ♪ And it's time to let The bat out of the bag ♪

[laughs]

Can I get a drum roll, please?

Bat-Dazzle Vehicle Paint.

The paint with the highest sparkle density ever created.

Sparkle what city?

Density.

It means more sparkles than you can even imagine.

Ta-da!

[Batwheels] Ooh.

Sadly, I only have enough Bat-Dazzle paint for one of you.

And I don't know when or if I'll have the supplies to make more.

[Batwheels sigh]

It's obvious MOE's new paint would be great for any of you.

So why not find a fun way to decide?

Great idea, BC.

Hey, you were all showing some amazing talent just now.

Why don't we have a talent show?

Winner gets covered in MOE's MOE-raculous paint.

Brilliant.

Then I can be the host.

-[Buff] Yes. -[Batwing] I love it.

Super perfect.

Okay. You'd better go practice

if you want to do the best you can do.

[all cheering]

There's a super-sparkly paint job waiting for the winner.

Let's see how their acts are coming along.

[yelps]

Nicely done.

I'd say you have an uncanny talent. [chuckles]

Uncanny 'cause, you know, the... the cans.

[clears throat]

Buff, what's your act gonna be for the talent show?

[Buff] I've been teaching Ace some great tricks.

-Shake hands, shake hands. -[Ace whines]

[Buff chuckling] No, Ace. Like this.

-[Ace yaps] -Ah, okay.

Speak, Ace. Speak.

-Come on. -[Ace whines]

[Buff] No, like this.

[barking]

[laughing]

I think maybe he has you trained.

-[Buff] Hey, that gives me an idea. -[Ace barks]

[MOE] What do you got, Bibi?

[Bibi grunting]

I had to ask.

[Bam] And now,

-watch me pull a bat from my hat. -[balloon squeaking]

[clears throat] Uh, a bat from my hat.

-I said, a bat from my hat. -[objects clattering]

[Bam] Alfie, where are you?

-[Alfie squeaking] -[Bam chuckles nervously]

-I may need a different hat. -[balloon squeaks]

Oh, wow.

There's a lot of amazing talent here.

Oh, my act is not as fancy as theirs.

Am I doing enough? I mean, I'm just flying around. I...

How can I win sparkle paint without some sparkle in my act?

[sighs] I need some fresh air.

[Alfie squeaking]

Hey, Alfie. Nice flying.

But I don't think I can win a talent show with just some spins and turns.

I need something extra.

I just don't know what.

[Alfie squeaking]

You have an idea? You want me to follow?

-[Alfie squeaks] -[circus horn toots]

[Batwing] Oh, yeah. The circus.

They know how to put on a show.

All the glitter and glamour. It's so exciting.

Oh! Is that what you meant, Alfie?

[Alfie squeaking]

You're right.

If I add some extra shiny stuff and a little sparkle of my own,

I'll surprise everyone.

Thank you so much, Alfie.

Hey, you wanna help me find some pizazz to jazz up my act?

[Alfie squeaks]

[Batwheels cheering]

Thank you, thank you. And good evening.

As you know, I'm MOE,

which on most days stands for Mobile Operations Expert.

But tonight it stands for Master Of Excitement!

[Batwheels cheering]

I'll be your host and one of your judges this evening.

Now, please welcome your other judge.

You know her, you love her.

You ask her a million questions.

-It's our very own BC! -[applause]

Thank you, I'm very happy to be here.

But since I have no wheels or feet,

-where am I going anyway? -[MOE laughs]

-[Batwheels laughing] -That was funny, BC.

Oh, looks like somebody upgraded BC's comedy program.

[laughs]

Our first contestant tonight is Bibi,

bringing us gymnastics and juggling.

or, as I like to call it, gymn-uggling.

It will catch on.

-[applause] -Watch this.

[pop music playing]

[grunting] Ha!

[chuckles]

[MOE] Ah.

-And done. -[bell dings]

[Batwheels cheering]

Next up, two best friends,

Ace and his amazingly trained truck, Buff.

Wait, is that right?

Okay. I guess we're gonna see an old dog teach a new truck some tricks.

-[applause] -[Ace barks]

[country music playing]

[Ace whines]

[MOE yelps]

-[Batwheels gasp] -Sorry.

-I'm okay. -[applause]

For Red's talent, his volunteer will toss cans into the air,

which he will hit into the target with his bo staff!

Volunteer?

You mean I could have said no?

[Batwheels gasping]

[Batwheels cheering]

[Bibi] Way to go.

And now, putting us under his magic spell,

the great Bamacadabra.

-[applause] -Good evening.

Tonight, I'm going to attempt one of magic's most difficult illusions.

But first, can I get a volunteer?

-Yes, that's me again. -[bell dinging]

Yes, you, sir.

If you'll please lie down on this table.

-[laughs] I hope I'm not on the menu. -[Batwheels laugh]

Now for the magic words,

abracadabra, arise to the skies.

-Whoa! -[Batwheels gasping]

As I've often said,

MOE always rises to the occasion.

[Batwheels gasping]

It's not like I'm afraid of heights. It's...

Let's say I'm afraid of falls.

Can you bring me down so I can finish my host stuff?

As you wish.

Pocus, hocus, let's refocus.

[MOE sighs]

The great Bamacadabra, everyone.

[Batwheels cheering]

It's time for our final contestant.

The beautiful and classic flying

-of Batwing's aerial ballet. -[applause]

-[upbeat music playing] -[Batwheels gasping]

♪ So cool ♪

[horn tooting]

[Batwheels shuddering]

[horn tooting]

What is happening?

Is that Batwing?

I think so.

But there's so much flashy stuff, I'm not sure.

Ahh!

All this stuff is getting into my eyes.

Whoa!

-[Bibi] She's out of control. -[Redbird] Watch out.

[screaming]

[Alfie squeaking]

[screaming]

[crashes]

[Batwing] I'm so sorry.

I... I just...

I have to go.

I'm sorry.

[Bibi] I'll go see what's wrong.

Oh, Bibi, that was horrible.

I'm so mad at myself.

You were all amazing and I was all a mess.

I don't understand.

You're so good at aerial ballet.

Why did you change your act?

Well, I... I saw the flashy stuff

you and the others were doing and...

And I thought I needed something more.

Well, you don't.

You don't need all that flashy stuff, Wing.

You're great just doing what you do.

Really?

Really, really.

[Batwing] ♪ I tried to change To rearrange ♪

♪ But things fell apart ♪

♪ Used lots of fancy gimmicks But not enough heart ♪

♪ And now it's clear to see ♪

♪ If I am just me ♪

♪ I'll be at my best And doubly blessed ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm already shining ♪

♪ Shining like a star ♪

♪ Just dance the way I know ♪

♪ I'm magic, watch me glow ♪

♪ I'll show them all Just what's inside ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm already shining ♪

♪ Shining like a star ♪

♪ I'll dance the way I know ♪

♪ I'm magic, see me glow ♪

♪ I'll show them all ♪

♪ Just what's inside of me ♪

[Batwheels laughing and cheering]

[Buff] Oh, that was awesome, Batwing.

All right, everybody, hold on to your hubcaps.

BC and I have decided the winner of our talent contest.

And the Bat-Dazzle paint goes to...

-Batwing! -[celebratory music playing]

[Batwheels cheering]

[gasps] I love it.

But I think every star here shines bright.

MOE, instead of painting all of me,

can you give each of us a little bit

and share the paint so everyone can get to dazzle?

That's an absolutely bat-tacular idea.

[Batwheels cheering]

[applause]

[Bibi grunts]

[giggles]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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