Original subtitles

this is the story of Walter

Nea doing what he likes best fighting

crime in the streets you see Walter's a

policeman unfortunately the chief

doesn't want Walter on the streets

Captain get back to your cage

boy now so Walter must fight crime in

his own way in the computer room that's

where he's an expert

fortunately for me Walter's Advanced

knowledge of electronics led him to

experiment with what is called a

hologram that's a very fancy word for a

three-dimensional picture that when

perfected can be made to look real sound

real as a matter of fact given enough

power it can even be made to feel

real that's kind of what got me into

this

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world

my name is

Automan you must be Walter

Nea how did you know that it's on the

programming you fed into my system I

must say Walter you're very good very

good

indeed I look

wonderful if you do say so yourself well

you programmed me to be honest but tell

me why did you call me Automan it means

that you're the world's first truly

automatic man you can do anything

because you're not real oh but I am I'm

as real as you are just different and

thanks to you perfect nobody's perfect

Automan that's not true Walter you've

programmed me to observe other people

and do whatever they can do as well as

they can do it Jimmy Conor is playing

tennis joh Travolta dancing in fact on a

scale of 1 to 10 think of me as an

11 I created a

monster no what Walter really created

was a wonderful Force for

good

Automan that's

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me

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look I've been working on this project

for 10 years I refuse to allow a bunch

of Bankers to jump in and grab control

and you figure it'll take 2 million to

finish the construction to do it right

how much can you raise Cash

American

350,000 should work out just

fine you can buy $350,000 worth of

cocaine down here

cocaine I don't know come on trust me I

guarantee you can sell it in the states

for at least 3 million s it to who don't

worry they'll call you it's all part of

the

deal make it sound so

easy someone like you it is you're a

distinguished businessman no one would

suspect you of carrying drugs

see the scuzzies they watch out for why

don't you do it yourself if you don't

mind me ask are you

kidding hey this is Bobby so you're

talking to I set one foot on us soil and

they throw me in jail for 200 years no

no that's one trip I don't plan on

taking well what's next well you get the

cash you get the dope and you are back

in

business

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Sawyer I want to thank you for your help

sure

sure

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Woody doing it's not what I'm doing it's

what you are oh wait a minute we had a

deal I gave you the money yeah well Mr

Sor has been known too Wells just talk

it up to

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experience

missing persons Captain will you give me

a break I'm a homicide detective this is

not missing persons a missing person is

a husband who runs away with his

secretary to Pittsburgh uhhuh so what is

this then all right last month a man

named James ding went to a Caribbean

island called San Cristal and

disappeared sounds like missing person's

I haven't finished yet I couldn't this

ding just be hiding out down there

people do skip right of course anything

is possible but I do not see myself

taking this idea to the chief unless I

have some very hard evidence isn't San

crisal one of those tax shelter islands

where all kinds of financial finagling

goes on exactly according to his brother

darling was trying to close some kind of

a deal with somebody in a bank down

there a uh Miss Leanne Lou and even

knowing that the authorities in San

crstal haven't come up with anything the

chief told me to put the best cop in LA

on this Curtis are you going to take

cwell here with you me yes troubl boss

runs off for the the secretary it'll be

good

paid give me 10 minutes and I'll be

packed and ready to go all right Neer I

want you to get on that machine of yours

and create an unbreakable cover for them

consider it done sir well seems to me

something else from that part of the

world has been coming in on bulletins

you're right I better run it on the

computer well don't just stand there get

on it boy

now

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hello

alter hello AO what have you found out

well your suggestion that I see if there

were any other disappearances in the

Caribbean was a good one my friend the

FBI computer says six more men have

vanished on business trips to San

chrisal island in the past 18 months

with no Trace well no not exactly last

month the body of one of the missing men

washed up on Winwood keyi in Florida

body Otto does your friend at the FBI

know the cause of death sorry Walter the

Sharks didn't leave much to

analyze I better call the lieutenant

wait curser can go through the circuits

more

rapidly we're sorry your international

call cannot be completed there's a

breakdown at the relay station in St

crisal hang we be at least 4 hours

before we can get through we don't have

4 hours Otto Lieutenant Curtis and Rox

San's lives are in danger the ice

suggest we go down there by the fastest

available means another ride in the

autop

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plane

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ah the tropics I've always wanted to see

them hot sultry nights music carried by

the trade winds always Auto since when

if you cared about sultry nights and

trade wins ever since we saw a high wind

to Java Remember The Late

Show how could I forget for 2 weeks you

started every conversation with land

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Ho there's an abandoned Airfield nearby

cursor will set us down

there

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Señor KS I forgot to give you the card

for your complimentary dinner don't

forget your custumes the carnival begins

tonight there will be many parties much

celebrating well thank you very much but

we are here to work we won't have much

time for party oh but you and Mrs must

at least watch the fireworks they're

very romantic uh it's Miss Reynolds I'm

his

secretary of

course roxan and Lieutenant Curtis will

be surprised to see us they'll be more

than surprised if you show up looking

like that before we go any further you

better change into something a little

more suitable I have just a thing close

your eyes Otto this is no time please

indulge a poor hologram poor oh all

right Walter you can look now

what do you

think stand very still seor you are

under arrest huto an unfortunate

complication Walter if we're in jail we

won't be able to warn Lieutenant

Curtis there's no way I can make a run

for it but you can you want me to leave

you in danger we haven't any choice only

please don't let him see what you are

not to worry Walter discretion is my

middle

name

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wait wait don't you will tell me what

happened to your friend seor and the

plane that brought you in if you want to

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live on a heavy trail head full of

zombie

yes would you please page Miss roxan

Reynolds call from Miss roxan Reynolds

Miss roxan Reynolds you're watered on

the house F

please hello hello Miss cwell H man what

are you doing here Walter and I came

down together came down together how no

wait I don't want to know you know this

guy's behind you do you yeah that's W's

friend federal agent no don't no don't

don't turn around I might blow his cover

just ask him what he wants I came here

to warn you dling isn't the only man

who's disappeared here and at least one

other victim is dead the two of you are

in Greater danger than you thought well

that comes with the territory we're

professionals just like you are

Lieutenant I'm proud of you in fact

everyone in Washington is keeping an eye

on Jack Curtis well thank you thank you

very much but you didn't come here just

for that no I'm also here to help you

carry on I've got some names here to

check out at the hotel and then I must

get back to Walter back to Walter

where's wall in jail I imagine but don't

worry I'll do what I

can don't

worry we shot at them capan and IM man

just disappeared you mean took off and

flew away no sir no the the plane had

already left this one's friend just

vanished Into Thin Air poof just like

that you want me to believe your

prisoner is a magician as well as a

Smuggler is that it I'm neither one

Captain just a lowly law enforcement

officer like

self well maybe LLY is the wrong word

for you I mean the field where you were

found is well known to be used by

Smugglers we catch them there all the

time you didn't catch one this time oh

no they often use false documents

including police credentials Captain

Romano if you want to believe the

incredible Story the sergeant is telling

go right ahead but it's going to be hard

to explain to your superiors especially

when they learned that that you've

interfered with the performance of my

duty and just what is your

duty someone has been luring Americans

here and I believe murdering

them I think we made a mistake sergeant

and we owe this gentleman in apology but

sir this

Sergeant yes sir loo sorry to have

detained your officer nebish that's

nebiker whatever we do our best here but

the this being a part of call for so

many people from so many different

countries sometimes things get out of

hand oh I understand I hope you stay in

sble is a truthful one if you need

anything don't hesitate to

call follow

him Walter you escaped without me that's

good but shouldn't you be running

instead of walking away a I don't have

to run no you don't that's very good

right see I didn't Escape I just flashed

my badge oh that's very bad bad why I've

been to every hotel in town looking for

proof that Dowling and the other missing

men arrived here so what's that got to

do with showing my badge it seems that

all registration records are turned over

to the police every

week when I went to check them out via

the police computer I found a most

amazing thing what an officer by the

name of Captain Romano is in charge of

the records and he had them all

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erased I'm not sure I understand why you

came all the way down here Mr K

certainly there are banks in Los Angeles

that would loan your money of course

there are if it was a loan I needed I

wouldn't have had a problem but you said

you were in need of money Miss Lou I am

in need of money but not

alone what is it then well I was hoping

you might have some

suggestions you mean like um an

investment an investment yes that uh

sounds more like what I had in mind you

realize that the investment made may be

risky I didn't build up a million dooll

business without taking a few

risks surely the bank would be hardly in

a position of advising you on something

like

this well possibly not but uh certain

friends of mine in the states have

indicated that you might be more

resourceful Miss L

friends well never mind I'm sure I've

taken too much of your time already I'm

sure I'll find some way to improve my

cash positions

Mr

Collins do you have a phone number where

you

staying hello Robert I believe I may

have found another customer for you his

name is Jake K and he sounds right how

right I R him through the computer his

company is filing for bankruptcy and he

can still get his hand on a good amount

of cash how good

$500,000 where did you find him he found

me we spend half our time scouring the

records looking for the right men and

this one just walks in the front

door no no I don't think so Le whatever

you say

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Robert Captain Romano's here here he

says it's important well by all means

show the captain

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in Mr saw you're looking very well

Alberto to what do I owe this pleasure

to me of

course you know something this place

grows more and more comfortable each

time I see it you don't get anything

without working hard for it Romano

Americans Americans always so quick to

come to the point no appreciation of

subtlety come walk with me there had

better be a point

Romano you like it very nice is it yours

oh no this is much too shy for a poor

captain of

police I'm going to give this to my

mistress as a matter of fact I'm giving

one to each one of my Mistresses toys

like this cost a great deal of money

exactly I want a bigger cut you're

getting 20% I won 50 you're not worth it

oh really who makes all this possible

who enables you to stay here who

protects your identity and keeps you

from being ested huh all right what's

happened there is an American policeman

on the island he doesn't know it yet but

he's looking for you and for 50% you'll

keep him away is that it for 50% I keep

my SED mother

away well I guess I don't have much

choice for now no you don't tell me

would it bother you to kill a

policeman not

anymore hello you still think that

pigeon looks good I believe your saying

is his tongue is hanging out all right

set him up I want to look him

over

woo beautiful aren't they it reminds you

when I was a kid on the 4th of July

yeah I'd enjoyed a lot more if I knew

what was happening to Automan Wally you

created Automan you programmed him how

can you not know where he is because of

this

note Walter I've gone to investigate the

fruits of the tropics signed Auto

investigate the fruits of the tropics

how can he do that without you well it's

like an overgrown child on his first

trip from home 's feedback circuits make

him curious about life and

things

oh

no

you tell me it isn't it

is

you see if you can find out how Jack's

doing I'll try and handle Fred a

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stare what are you doing hello Walter

it's called the limo cover yourself but

why Walter now I look like everybody

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else a this is crazy no it's it's fun

it's tet it's it's NBO it's me OT you

can't do this but Walter this is the

tropics pungent smells of the Jungle

steamy women with erotic desires by the

way Walter what is an erotic desire

never mind UT I've got to talk talk to

you now certainly Walter but it does

seem to be my turn again no we have work

to do you have to talk to the computer

at the bank all right Walter but I was a

notch away from an island

record I'm being watched no problem

cursor

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it's him the one who disappeared happy

though

happy it was just bad luck running into

him you call doing the limbo in public

bad luck I call it bad judgment all of

my judgment was programmed by you so I'm

not perfect sorry I keep

forgetting

Master this time he will not get away

Raul this time I am not seeing

things or am

I if he can make that turn so can

we

in

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myself they're not giving up no problem

the good thing about an island is its

isolation we can open it up let it all

the stops there's no one out here on the

open road to get

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hurt Walter are you all right oh nothing

a good orthopedic surgeon can't

fix if you do not make this turn I will

take the the wheel

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myself idiot idiot I will

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die that last turn did it there's no way

they can catch up now there's only one

problem what's that there's only one

road and where we have to get is back

that way the bank to check the records

right no problem we're as good as

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there if you want something done right

you must do it

yourself

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Raul if you mention one word of this to

anyone you are a dead

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man

ready wal let's

go Otto why don't you speak to the

computer in symbols it's faster was

about to suggest the same

thing why all of a sudden do you need a

great deal of money I stayed complacent

and the competition didn't they went

ahead now I've got to buy a lot of

rolling Stu talking I thought you

weren't

interested I knew a man that might be

able to help

you there are however some let us say

ethical consideration involved oh come

on I've run a lot of red lights in my

time I don't mind doing it again we have

a few moments before my friend is

expecting us the best view for the

firework is in the other

room

there's nothing like a little

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fireworks Robert meets Jake Khan hi how

do you doing and said that you might

help me what do you got usually it's

drugs yeah

usually

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J C's hell that's Jack

Curtis your

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voice I know

you you know each

other let's just put it this way he's

not exactly an old

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friend

are you go in here at your own risk I'm

told this man is very dangerous and uh

thank you for the contribution thank you

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Sergeant are you okay am I okay I'm fine

I'm

done never better I'm

fine no I'm not okay how can I be okay

the last time I saw Norris I was waiting

bye-bye to him when we sent him up River

here he is with a new name a new scam

and a brand new face that's cute right

have you told the police you're a cop

how do you think I got here Norris or

Sawyer whatever he calls himself he's

got the brass in his pocket I was afraid

of that I'm going to go to the governor

general no no no wait you're not going

any place roxan come on stop not until

we get an ironclad case you go in now we

just look like fools this is Norris's

Turf it's not ours remember in the

meantime what happens to you

well if they wanted me dead we wouldn't

be having this nice little conversation

right now they just want to know how

much I know I plan to make that as

difficult as possible but how do we get

you out we don't we leave that in the

hands of W's Federal friend

remember you

know there's just something about that

guy yeah I know what you mean I just

can't help but trust him

I just hope Wally remembers which one of

them is in charge

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yeah hello

Captain if you are here to get your

fellow policeman out of jail I suggest

you forget it on the contrary if

Lieutenant Curtis has broken any of your

laws he must be held accountable you and

I understand that very well don't we

Captain what do you mean

only that uh we're both hardworking

honest officers doing our best to

enforce the law I do work very hard

that's true but uh lieutenant ctis and I

were sent down to San Cristal to bring

back one of the most wanted criminals in

the states who is this man his name is

Otto never heard of him he's in your

country because he just embezzled over

$15

million from the federal poverty program

program he has the money with him and

cash 15 million working together we can

make the biggest bust in

history we could take the

money go on put it back in the poverty

program where it

belongs where it belongs of

course and um how could I help you in

this the man I mentioned you before the

one others come to San crisal to see

he could lure Auto

out you mean attracting a bat dble with

another exactly all I ask is that you

use whatever contacts you have to pass

along the

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information I have a good feeling about

you officer

nebiker I see what I can

do check

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sir

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$29.30 phone call for Walter Nea phone

call for Walter

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Nea Walter how did it go I don't know

yet I've planted the seed now we'll have

to cultivate it PL cultivate Walter if

you told me we'd be gardening I'd have

told cursor res up

dunger Wally I've been looking all over

for you

sh anyway you're going to have to make a

big impression an impression I

understand I'll be good-looking Charming

witty wrong the word is Rich have lots

of money and spread it around if

everything goes right you'll be hearing

from leang any questions well just one

what do I do after I play hard to get do

you remember Rett Butler and Gone With

the

Wind got

it

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winner and another 5,000 on Eight the

Hard Way I've been watching you all

night there's just something I've got to

ask what makes your collar glow like

that it's an electromagnetic field

caused by the impingement of my world on

yours no wonder my sequence keep falling

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off we go

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I mean heart the

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winner that's right my name is lianglu

you're going to lose all that pretty

money so what I'm very rich you're are

not going to be rich for very long if

you keep throwing it away could we go

somewhere and talk well I'm enjoying

myself here there are other kind of

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enjoyment why don't you go buy yourself

a bunch of new

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sequels

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us

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now what can I do for you it's what I

can do for you like protect you perhaps

even from

yourself has it occurred to you if I

wanted advice on what to do with my

money I would have asked for it

sometime it is very difficult to ask for

what you want the most I know a man a

very successful man he could see to it

that your wealth grows more rapidly than

you ever imagined gambling can do the

same thing ah but here the only risk is

not accepting Mr Sawyer's

invitation and perhaps missing the

opportunity of a

lifetime to talking about

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opportunity what do you

think I'll follow you anywhere I think

perhaps you misunderstood I did anyone

ever tell you there's fire dancing in

your

eyes yeah

you make me tingle all

over I think I better

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go I must make a note to try this again

sometime nice work Oto it was really

quite an enlightening experience I'll

bet it was

you didn't even set up a meeting with

him yes

leang 48 Calderone yes I have the

address oh and tell Mr Sawyer I look

forward to meeting him as well thank you

right when does he want you there right

now then we better get going roxan don't

worry Wally I can handle my part too

okay

operator if you want to be part of this

conversation Walter I suggest we

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merge believe me Mr Otto you're talking

to a man who should know the world is

running out of safe havens for people

like us you seem to have done well for

yourself here in San crisal yes you

could say that but those days are just

about gone I'd be sorry to hear that

considering I have come all this

way Mr Otto I'm going to be very honest

with you you see I have a police captain

whose Palm needs more grease than a

steam

locomotive and the political situation

changes faster than the weather and do

you have a better

alternative yes I

do a place where it's impossible to

break the rules why because I make the

rules my own Island Mr OT 600 acres of

the sweetest soil the entire planet no

police no politician nothing but swaying

palm trees white beaches and beautiful

native girls you paint a pretty picture

we can't even begin to do it justice

You' have to see it to believe it and

what would I have to do to share in this

paradise of yours for a men of your

wealth the financial obligation would be

nominal all that's required is that you

bring what you have to invest to a

deserted air strip at the north end of

town by noon

tomorrow we'll take care of the

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rest every light on the island soon

beond it's the most electrifying event

you've ever

seen

every light on the

island are you all right oh just a

little unsteady on my

feet Festival of Lights has

begun oh we got to get out of here fast

I know if you'll excuse me till

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tomorrow better follow him so he doesn't

get lost and take Johnson with

you

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hurry aotto it's the Festival of Lights

it's draining my

power sorry Walter I'll be back as soon

as I

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can hey who are

you

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wait for me over

there going somewhere Mr Sonya I wasn't

aware that I had to file my flight plans

with you the off chance you might have

forgotten or agreement I'm sure you

won't mind if I come along you seem to

act as if I'm not going to

return let us just say I intend to Ure

it I wouldn't want to lose the San

Christal police's greatest

benefactor

hello what did he come

from hello Mr Aro glad you're here we're

about to leave without you really and

you'd have

missed

this

I believe this is mine yes yes 50/50 hey

what's going on here

Woody what's going on My Dear Mr AO is

you're about to be taken for a ride now

move it oh the Frantic pace of jet

Setters and it isn't even a

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jet

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theang still tingling s crestal is quite

beautiful from the air don't you agree

so it's women but that I found can be

deceptive I'm sorry Mr Otto I really

became quite fond of you an absence will

make it even

fer would he the cop

first hey what are you doing what come

on hey what hey wait a minute

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I believe I'm

next is he nuts where is he

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going what he doing good thing I'm not

afraid of heights curs

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ah Walter fancy meeting you here very

fancy indeed Otto I should have known

you wouldn't let me down ah but down is

just where we're headed yes but I prefer

this EAS your way

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I well

done all right Johnson take us

back the money is

gone it can't be AO he must have taken

it with him unless you found a way of

hiding it Captain I didn't hide anything

there was a lot to lose for both of us

well in that case we we had to go back

and find another

Prospect is that right

partner

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partner

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my my Otto what do you suppose took them

so long you it's impossible you're

supposed to be dead

what a shame I guess the charge will

only be attempted murder for us maybe

Walter but there's still all those other

people you

killed you're all under arrest not me

he's the one you want me it was his idea

Romano was a full partner he forced me

into the deal he said he'd had me

arrested if I didn't do it he lured

everyone over here he took half the

money oh one on two of you just shut up

I couldn't have said it better myself

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so there never really was a dope deal eh

never Norris and his new identity as

Robert Sawyer found guys who desperately

needed money waved some big bucks in

their faces and then they killed them

and you put an end to it a great job by

a great cop Captain I didn't do it by

myself oh you see that that's why Curtis

is a great cop loyalty I really admire

that like fertilizer credit is no good

unless you spread it around right

jack you back Captain you know I'm I'm

glad to hear that uh calwell and neash a

lot of help you forgot to go through

channels boy I didn't have any choice

sir my friend uh the federal agent told

me how important it was so I well let

this be a lesson to you you went down

there like real cops without this this

gadget here and nobody missed it nobody

at all you know what three good cops no

four counting the fed that's what crack

that case down there not this damn

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contraption

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more crime busting with Automan the only

cop with megabyte next Tuesday at 6:30

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