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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,066 --> 00:00:34,241 ♪ Everyone I know is tired ♪ 2 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:38,446 {\an8}♪ And everyone I know Is wired ♪ 3 00:00:38,447 --> 00:00:40,848 {\an8}♪ To machines, it's obscene ♪ 4 00:00:40,849 --> 00:00:45,154 {\an8}♪ I'll just scream 'Til it don't hurt no more ♪ 5 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,991 {\an8}♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 6 00:00:48,992 --> 00:00:53,261 ♪ Everyone I know is happy ♪ 7 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:57,399 ♪ But everyone I know Is napping ♪ 8 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,935 ♪ Half the day thrown away ♪ 9 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:05,040 ♪ But I can't find The thrill anymore ♪ 10 00:01:05,041 --> 00:01:07,643 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 11 00:01:10,478 --> 00:01:14,848 {\an8}♪ Maybe I'm not sure ♪ 12 00:01:14,849 --> 00:01:19,754 {\an8}♪ I wanna go on ♪ 13 00:01:19,755 --> 00:01:24,126 {\an8}♪ Maybe I'm not sure ♪ 14 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:28,931 {\an8}♪ I wanna go on at all ♪ 15 00:01:34,096 --> 00:01:35,136 {\an8}You're gonna get a veggie burger 16 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,005 {\an8}with sweet potato fries. 17 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:38,772 {\an8}You don't know what I'm gonna get. 18 00:01:38,773 --> 00:01:39,807 {\an8}Okay. 19 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,143 {\an8}You girls all set? 20 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,644 {\an8}Yeah. Can I get the Chinese chicken salad 21 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,546 {\an8}- and a hot green tea, please? - Mmm-hmm. 22 00:01:44,547 --> 00:01:45,414 {\an8}And for you? 23 00:01:45,415 --> 00:01:48,016 {\an8}Um, can I please have... 24 00:01:48,017 --> 00:01:49,551 {\an8}the veggie burger? 25 00:01:49,552 --> 00:01:51,386 {\an8}I think... I can't hear you. 26 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:53,088 {\an8}Veggie burger with sweet potato fries, please. 27 00:01:53,089 --> 00:01:54,622 {\an8}Okay. 28 00:01:54,623 --> 00:01:56,358 {\an8}- Oh, and can I also have an... - ...iced coffee? 29 00:01:56,359 --> 00:01:58,827 {\an8}- Just black. Thank you. - Black. Thank you. 30 00:02:00,695 --> 00:02:01,696 {\an8}You don't know me. 31 00:02:01,697 --> 00:02:03,232 {\an8}I do know you. 32 00:02:04,232 --> 00:02:05,467 {\an8}What are you doing tonight? 33 00:02:05,468 --> 00:02:08,103 {\an8}Um, I'm going to have dinner with Ben. 34 00:02:08,104 --> 00:02:10,505 {\an8}- Lucy! - Jane! 35 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,040 {\an8}You have to put him out of his misery 36 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:13,136 {\an8}and eff him already. 37 00:02:13,137 --> 00:02:14,709 {\an8}You need to do that. 38 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:17,245 {\an8}What? I absolutely do not! 39 00:02:17,246 --> 00:02:20,015 {\an8}What's the problem? He's great, you like him. 40 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:21,449 You get to tell your kids you met 41 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,651 when his toilet overflowed into your kitchen. 42 00:02:23,652 --> 00:02:26,754 - Lucy, he's in love with you. - Hey. Hey, baby. 43 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:29,791 Hi, babe. We just ordered. I was starving. Hello. 44 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:32,527 Oh, yeah? Well, thank you for waiting that extra 30 seconds 45 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,795 I told you it would take me to park. 46 00:02:33,796 --> 00:02:35,998 Lucy's having dinner with Ben tonight. 47 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,101 What? Is tonight the night? 48 00:02:39,102 --> 00:02:40,768 Are we... 49 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:41,869 ready? 50 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,305 Why did you blow on it? 51 00:02:43,306 --> 00:02:45,140 Because it's dusty, silly pants. 52 00:02:45,141 --> 00:02:46,975 We're friends, you guys. 53 00:02:46,976 --> 00:02:49,945 He's going to help me install this new shelf. 54 00:02:49,946 --> 00:02:52,175 This poor bastard. 55 00:02:52,176 --> 00:02:53,748 - Let me tell you something. - What? 56 00:02:53,749 --> 00:02:56,818 Before this lovely woman and I made love to each other... 57 00:02:56,819 --> 00:02:58,620 Ew, no. Don't say it like that. 58 00:02:58,621 --> 00:03:00,055 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Yeah. 59 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:01,990 Before we made love in each other... 60 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,426 we were great friends, 61 00:03:04,427 --> 00:03:06,028 and I would've installed anything for her. 62 00:03:06,029 --> 00:03:07,329 I would've built her a house. 63 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,497 A very small, conveniently-sized house. 64 00:03:09,498 --> 00:03:10,966 You wanna know why? 65 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:12,867 Because I knew that was going to lead to sex. 66 00:03:12,868 --> 00:03:15,270 I followed her around like an idiot. 67 00:03:15,271 --> 00:03:16,504 I got a pedicure once. 68 00:03:16,505 --> 00:03:17,940 Desperately needed, but he did. 69 00:03:17,941 --> 00:03:20,642 You guys, no. We're seriously just friends. 70 00:03:20,643 --> 00:03:22,444 We shake hands after we have dinner. 71 00:03:22,445 --> 00:03:24,346 Ew! 72 00:03:24,347 --> 00:03:25,747 - You guys shake hands? - Yeah. 73 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,349 - Why would you do... - For God's sake. 74 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:28,984 Like... Like, he's your accountant? 75 00:03:28,985 --> 00:03:31,214 - No, it's funny. - It's not funny. 76 00:03:31,215 --> 00:03:32,654 No, I didn't laugh. I didn't laugh one time. 77 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:34,456 I'm telling you this because I care. 78 00:03:34,457 --> 00:03:36,258 You need to fuck or get off the pot. 79 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,460 - I don't think that's how... - Just do it. 80 00:03:38,461 --> 00:03:39,962 - Do it. - Do it. 81 00:03:39,963 --> 00:03:41,029 - Do it. - Do it! 82 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,198 - Do it! - Do it! 83 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:46,301 - We did it! - Yay. 84 00:03:46,302 --> 00:03:48,803 How many paintings do you think it can hold? 85 00:03:49,906 --> 00:03:51,234 It's sturdy. 86 00:03:51,235 --> 00:03:52,740 I don't know if I'd put anything on it. 87 00:03:52,741 --> 00:03:54,642 I've never used a drill before. 88 00:04:01,717 --> 00:04:02,518 Thanks. 89 00:04:02,519 --> 00:04:03,953 For all your hard work. 90 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:23,506 What is this? 91 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,807 It's a Stella. 92 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,910 It might be expired, though, I... 93 00:04:27,911 --> 00:04:30,012 Uh, I don't really drink a lot of beer, 94 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,879 but it tastes like beer. Mmm-hmm. 95 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,715 That's not what I meant. 96 00:04:33,716 --> 00:04:36,118 - What did you mean? - Oh. 97 00:04:36,119 --> 00:04:38,387 Oh! 98 00:04:40,388 --> 00:04:43,358 Sorry. 99 00:04:43,359 --> 00:04:45,327 - I'm gonna go. - No, Ben. 100 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,694 Why? 101 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:49,497 Because you just catapulted off the bed 102 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,000 when I got close to you. 103 00:04:52,366 --> 00:04:53,835 I was caught off guard. 104 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,670 Caught off guard is when somebody tosses a ball at you 105 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,239 and you flinch, but you still catch it. 106 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:02,610 You just slithered away like Mr. Bean or something. 107 00:05:02,611 --> 00:05:05,447 I thought we were just staying friends. 108 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:07,482 But you're playing all these love songs, 109 00:05:07,483 --> 00:05:09,284 like, really romantic ones. 110 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:10,585 It's a playlist. 111 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:13,421 It's called, "All The Feelz," with a z. 112 00:05:13,422 --> 00:05:15,090 I can see how that would be misleading. 113 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:19,362 I just liked it because of the sadness. 114 00:05:21,229 --> 00:05:22,731 I'll see you later, Lucy. 115 00:05:34,243 --> 00:05:36,878 I forget, you do like it when I say "I told you so," 116 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,447 or you don't like that. 117 00:05:39,448 --> 00:05:40,782 Everything was okay 118 00:05:40,783 --> 00:05:42,517 until you put it out into the universe. 119 00:05:42,518 --> 00:05:44,419 Why don't you just sleep with him? 120 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:47,255 - Because I don't want to. - Oh, why not? 121 00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:48,456 I just don't. 122 00:05:48,457 --> 00:05:51,193 Hmm. May I venture a guess? 123 00:05:51,194 --> 00:05:52,794 - No. - I think 124 00:05:52,795 --> 00:05:54,262 it's because you're afraid of getting close to someone 125 00:05:54,263 --> 00:05:55,530 for fear of rejection. 126 00:05:55,531 --> 00:05:57,532 Or it could be a fear of intimacy 127 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,834 stemming from your youth, your parents' bad marriage 128 00:05:59,835 --> 00:06:03,539 or something that happened you can't even remember. 129 00:06:03,939 --> 00:06:05,073 No. 130 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,342 Hi. Have you two been in my class with before? 131 00:06:07,343 --> 00:06:09,277 - We haven't. - Great. 132 00:06:09,278 --> 00:06:11,279 I love virgins. 133 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,081 Wow. Oh, my God. 134 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:15,450 You two were definitely sisters in a past life. 135 00:06:15,451 --> 00:06:17,119 But one of you betrayed the other 136 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,588 and burned her at the stake for being a witch. 137 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,457 That feels like a her thing to do. 138 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:24,192 Anyways, if you need anything 139 00:06:24,193 --> 00:06:26,194 during the class, just let me know. 140 00:06:26,195 --> 00:06:28,096 I do really bomb adjustments. 141 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,932 - "Bomb adjustments." - Thank you all for letting me 142 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:31,733 be a part of your practice today. 143 00:06:31,734 --> 00:06:36,138 Yoga is a great way to calm our minds and our bodies 144 00:06:36,139 --> 00:06:39,607 and to become one with ourselves and each other. 145 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,843 So, today's class is gonna be 146 00:06:41,844 --> 00:06:44,407 a rap battle between Fetty Wap and Lil Yachty. 147 00:06:52,021 --> 00:06:53,788 Do you really think we were sisters? 148 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:56,658 I don't think someone named Sky Jade 149 00:06:56,659 --> 00:06:58,293 would make that up. 150 00:06:58,294 --> 00:07:00,728 I hope I was the cool sister. 151 00:07:00,729 --> 00:07:02,297 I hope I was called Denise. 152 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:04,500 What? 153 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,001 Denise? 154 00:07:06,002 --> 00:07:07,669 Yeah. I've always wanted to be Denise. 155 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:11,073 That's so lezz. 156 00:07:11,074 --> 00:07:13,008 What? Was Nonce taken? 157 00:07:13,009 --> 00:07:14,509 No, but Nance was. 158 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:16,544 Nonce was available. 159 00:07:16,545 --> 00:07:18,080 Nobody's named Nonce. 160 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:23,318 Don't you wanna have a different name? 161 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:24,586 Yeah! 162 00:07:24,587 --> 00:07:25,787 But I want it to be something fun, 163 00:07:25,788 --> 00:07:28,390 like Frederica, Taraji. 164 00:07:28,391 --> 00:07:30,993 You're Denise! 165 00:07:30,994 --> 00:07:34,796 I can't wait to only call you Denise from now on. 166 00:07:34,797 --> 00:07:36,431 Can you please drop me off at work 167 00:07:36,432 --> 00:07:38,333 so I don't have to go home first? 168 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,668 You got it. 169 00:07:44,438 --> 00:07:46,141 Going to the bathroom. 170 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:00,722 I stole some tampons. 171 00:08:00,723 --> 00:08:02,485 These are good ones. 172 00:08:02,486 --> 00:08:04,726 Call me later, and take a shower 173 00:08:04,727 --> 00:08:06,328 because that is a tough smell right now. 174 00:08:07,396 --> 00:08:09,331 Good morning, Luce. 175 00:08:09,332 --> 00:08:10,598 - Hi. - Hi, my love. 176 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:11,899 You're here early. 177 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,102 Yeah, I was gonna meditate with a view, 178 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:15,303 but then I started making 179 00:08:15,304 --> 00:08:17,605 a mood board on Pinterest so... 180 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:19,607 Hi. I'm Jane. 181 00:08:19,608 --> 00:08:22,277 Hi, I'm Brittany. Nice to meet you. 182 00:08:22,278 --> 00:08:23,778 Jane is my best friend. 183 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:25,213 Brittany's a new masseuse here. 184 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,714 Oh, cool. 185 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,883 I love your best friend. 186 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,652 She's a real doozy, isn't she? 187 00:08:32,021 --> 00:08:34,456 I'll see you later. It was nice to meet you. 188 00:08:34,457 --> 00:08:35,959 You, too. 189 00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:40,462 Bye, Luce. 190 00:08:40,463 --> 00:08:43,699 Or Denise. Or whatever your name is. 191 00:08:54,175 --> 00:08:55,710 Oh, my God. 192 00:08:55,711 --> 00:08:57,245 Jane, you have a second? 193 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,646 Yeah, of course. 194 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:01,216 Let me just finish this work-related text. 195 00:09:01,217 --> 00:09:02,850 I want to talk to you about something, 196 00:09:02,851 --> 00:09:04,853 and I want you to listen closely. 197 00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:07,689 I've been going through your emails 198 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:10,554 and all of your electronic communication. 199 00:09:11,392 --> 00:09:12,995 Listen... 200 00:09:12,996 --> 00:09:14,629 We just googled those penises. 201 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:15,931 No one has that condition. 202 00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:17,532 Ah. 203 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:18,967 I'm totally kidding. 204 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,535 I honestly don't care what you email about. 205 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,238 Jane, you're from London, right? 206 00:09:23,239 --> 00:09:25,974 Like, I'm sharp enough to pick up on this twang. 207 00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:27,842 Yes. I mean, I haven't lived there 208 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:30,612 since I was, like, 16. But, yes. 209 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,716 Um, how would you feel about opening up an office there? 210 00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:35,217 Seriously? 211 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:36,919 Yeah, there's a chocolate company 212 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,989 that wants to give Cadbury a real run for its Bunny. 213 00:09:45,592 --> 00:09:46,894 Isn't that clever? 214 00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:49,698 I thought of it as I was saying it. 215 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,596 They want our help with the campaign, 216 00:09:53,597 --> 00:09:55,303 and I know you'd be perfect for it. 217 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,599 Honestly, I think you're ready 218 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,373 to have a whole division to yourself. 219 00:09:58,374 --> 00:10:01,109 That's an amazing offer. 220 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:02,677 I... 221 00:10:02,678 --> 00:10:03,778 I don't know what to say. 222 00:10:03,779 --> 00:10:06,248 Well, I do. You can say yes. 223 00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:08,611 At least think about it, all right? 224 00:10:08,612 --> 00:10:10,085 We'll make it worth your while. 225 00:10:10,086 --> 00:10:12,387 - Okay. Thank you so much. - Yeah. 226 00:10:12,388 --> 00:10:14,089 Yeah, sure, sure. Get out of here. 227 00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:15,158 Yeah. 228 00:10:17,558 --> 00:10:18,995 Actually, you can leave it open. 229 00:10:19,927 --> 00:10:21,663 Actually, shut it. 230 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,830 Not all the way. 231 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:23,699 - That's good right there. - Yep. 232 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:24,934 Little more. 233 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,300 Perfect. 234 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:43,085 Did you get my text? 235 00:10:43,086 --> 00:10:45,353 Yes. You are such a strange person. 236 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,423 Can we get drinks later? 237 00:10:48,424 --> 00:10:51,293 Um, yeah. Are you okay? 238 00:10:51,294 --> 00:10:53,828 Yeah, it's just dumb work stuff. 239 00:10:53,829 --> 00:10:55,463 Okay, it's not cancer? 240 00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:57,433 What? No. Goodbye. 241 00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,634 - Hey. - Ooh. 242 00:10:59,635 --> 00:11:00,802 Whoa. 243 00:11:00,803 --> 00:11:01,665 - Sorry. Let me get that. - Sorry. 244 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:04,239 Hmm. 245 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,640 Whoa, that's incredible. 246 00:11:05,641 --> 00:11:07,309 Oh, I just like to doodle. 247 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:09,712 It's better than a doodle. 248 00:11:10,678 --> 00:11:12,981 I love that you can do that. 249 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:14,382 - Meg? - Yes? 250 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,319 - Are you ready to head back? - I'm ready. 251 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,135 Sorry, I was googling butt herpes. 252 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:35,503 - Hello, Lucy. - I got you a tequils. 253 00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:37,873 Oh, God bless you. 254 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,442 Mmm. 255 00:11:41,142 --> 00:11:42,810 Mmm. 256 00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,812 What a delicious beverage. 257 00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:46,281 You may now tell me what happened today. 258 00:11:46,282 --> 00:11:48,016 Wait, before you guys get into that, 259 00:11:48,017 --> 00:11:49,251 I'm gonna go take a leak 260 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:50,652 while you two sync your periods. 261 00:11:50,653 --> 00:11:51,714 Mmm! Nailed it. 262 00:11:51,715 --> 00:11:53,221 - Dumb. - Stupid. 263 00:11:53,222 --> 00:11:54,890 - Ah. - Really stupid. 264 00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,128 So, um... 265 00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:02,830 I got called into Stu's office today. 266 00:12:02,831 --> 00:12:05,533 Did you get fired? 267 00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:07,971 No, I kind of got a promotion. 268 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,139 Jane that is so awesome. 269 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:13,142 They want to transfer me to London. 270 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,378 Wait, what? 271 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:19,182 He wants me to start up an office 272 00:12:19,881 --> 00:12:21,084 in London. 273 00:12:22,483 --> 00:12:24,219 What did you say? 274 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,822 I said yes. 275 00:12:28,055 --> 00:12:29,657 Wow, that's great. 276 00:12:29,658 --> 00:12:31,794 - Thanks. - Mmm-hmm. 277 00:12:32,388 --> 00:12:34,029 Crazy, right? 278 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,999 When... When? When does this happen? 279 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,333 Well, not for, like, six months. 280 00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:41,103 So, it's not like tomorrow or anything. 281 00:12:41,104 --> 00:12:43,671 Awesome. That's so awesome! 282 00:12:43,672 --> 00:12:45,307 This is so awesome. 283 00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:47,475 Wow. Awesome. 284 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,077 You really deserve this. 285 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:52,414 I just feel like, "Why not?" You know? 286 00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:54,182 Like, I've never been an adult there. 287 00:12:54,183 --> 00:12:55,951 I might like it. I can take the tube to work. 288 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,452 I've never taken the tube to work. 289 00:12:57,453 --> 00:12:58,521 Yeah. 290 00:12:59,286 --> 00:13:00,455 What about Danny? 291 00:13:00,456 --> 00:13:01,689 Oh, he's in. 292 00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:03,125 I mean, what else is he going to do? 293 00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,093 He said he could find some nerdy music blog 294 00:13:04,094 --> 00:13:05,327 to write for over there. 295 00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:06,594 I mean, maybe London will inspire him 296 00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:09,531 to fucking propose. 297 00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:12,834 You think you're gonna get engaged while you're there? 298 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,438 Well, I mean... 299 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,439 No... 300 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,907 He'll probably wait another eight years. 301 00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:20,243 Mmm-hmm. 302 00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:21,877 What? 303 00:13:21,878 --> 00:13:23,745 I know it kinda sucks. 304 00:13:23,746 --> 00:13:25,448 I'm so happy for you. 305 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,983 But... 306 00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,485 Well... it's gonna be weird, isn't it? 307 00:13:30,486 --> 00:13:32,620 Not living five minutes away from each other. 308 00:13:32,621 --> 00:13:35,390 Yeah, but I mean, it's... 309 00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:38,593 - That's... I'm busy, you know? - Mmm-hmm. 310 00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:41,296 There's, like, all of the stuff that's going real well, 311 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:43,932 and all the other really important things, 312 00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:45,934 and the kids are almost in college, so... 313 00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:48,370 Uh, how many kids do you have again? 314 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:49,938 I have 12 kids. 315 00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:51,941 What are their names again? 316 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:55,877 They're all named Denise. 317 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,480 That's right. 318 00:13:58,481 --> 00:13:59,747 Well, honestly, Lucy, 319 00:13:59,748 --> 00:14:01,816 this might be really good for you. 320 00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:04,219 Start painting again. Sell some shit. 321 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,887 I won't be here to distract you. 322 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,356 Yeah, totally. Everything... Jane. 323 00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:11,059 Everything is gonna be fine, okay? 324 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,328 You're gonna be fine. I'm fine. 325 00:14:15,098 --> 00:14:17,966 You promise you're gonna come back all the time? 326 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,935 Yes, of course. 327 00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:23,472 But do you know when? 328 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,908 Like, what dates? 329 00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:27,543 I don't know exactly, but often. 330 00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:29,511 Cool. 331 00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:32,347 Do you wipe front to back? 332 00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:34,549 Yeah, you have to wipe front to back. 333 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:36,051 Yeah, but some people wipe all the way 334 00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:37,452 in one motion from front to back. 335 00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:40,222 No, I do two in the front and one in the back. 336 00:14:40,223 --> 00:14:42,885 - Yeah. - Tap-tap one. One tap two. 337 00:14:42,886 --> 00:14:44,659 Yeah, that's what I do. 338 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,861 That's why... 339 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:49,164 that's why we're best friends, Jane! 340 00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:51,733 That's why, because... 341 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,368 Lucy... 342 00:14:53,369 --> 00:14:56,004 Because we even wipe the same way! 343 00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:58,773 And now we won't even be wiping in the same... 344 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,344 - country! - Okay. 345 00:15:02,543 --> 00:15:06,115 Let... let's wash our hands. 346 00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,618 I love you. 347 00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:13,221 Okay, I have a confession. 348 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:14,918 Sometimes I blow my nose in my shirt 349 00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:16,358 when I'm working out. 350 00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:19,527 Oh, okay, well, some of those are my shirts! 351 00:15:19,528 --> 00:15:21,363 I have a little confession to make. 352 00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,365 Okay. 353 00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:26,068 Sometimes I go pee in the shower. 354 00:15:26,069 --> 00:15:27,402 Everyone pees in the shower! 355 00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,071 - Talk about... - That's not a good one. 356 00:15:29,072 --> 00:15:31,106 - I have a confession. - Oh, really? 357 00:15:31,107 --> 00:15:33,541 I kissed Amanda Newman in tenth grade. 358 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:34,776 - Okay! - Yeah. 359 00:15:34,777 --> 00:15:36,178 Thousand points for that confession. 360 00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:37,479 - Uh-huh. - Wow. 361 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,942 Wait, what? You never told me that. 362 00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:41,183 Yeah. Tenth grade, behind 7-Eleven. 363 00:15:41,184 --> 00:15:42,750 She dared me to do it and I did it. 364 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,319 How could you not tell me that? 365 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,454 That's a big girl if you kissed a deal. 366 00:15:46,455 --> 00:15:48,090 - Mmm? - What? 367 00:15:48,091 --> 00:15:50,325 I mean, it's a big kiss if you dealt a girl. 368 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:51,693 I mean... 369 00:15:51,694 --> 00:15:53,828 The third way to say that. 370 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,897 Why don't you take a little sip of that water right there, honey? 371 00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:57,632 There you go. Good job. 372 00:15:57,633 --> 00:16:00,102 Yo, was she a good kisser? 373 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,569 - She was pretty good. - Mmm-hmm? 374 00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:03,105 Yeah. She was. 375 00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:05,873 You never even said this to me before, these words. 376 00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,142 I never heard them. 377 00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,278 Have you ever kissed a girl before? 378 00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:11,279 No. 379 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,015 Well, if you were to kiss a girl... 380 00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:14,216 - Mmm-hmm. - Who would it be? 381 00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:16,818 - Who would you kiss? - Brittany. 382 00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:18,686 Brittany? That's interesting. 383 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,022 - Why is it... Who is... - Yeah. Yeah. 384 00:16:20,023 --> 00:16:21,356 Who is... Who's Brit-Brit? 385 00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:23,625 She's who does the massages at my job. 386 00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:26,328 - Is she, uh, gay or straight? - She's just... I don't know. 387 00:16:26,329 --> 00:16:28,463 Maybe she's straight. She wears dresses. 388 00:16:28,464 --> 00:16:31,299 Oh, you... Okay. You know lesbians wear dresses, right? 389 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,168 She said she loved you today. 390 00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:38,040 She is very, very flirty. She likes to touch me. 391 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,841 Do you know what she calls her? Luce. 392 00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:42,005 - Mmm. - And she's just started working there. 393 00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:43,778 You should do it. 394 00:16:43,779 --> 00:16:46,881 It is not a good idea to make out with your coworkers, you guys. 395 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,083 Read the news. 396 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:49,918 Right. I'm going to bed. 397 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:51,286 You always do that so abruptly. 398 00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:52,754 I know when it's time. 399 00:16:52,755 --> 00:16:54,489 Can we have a sleepover? 400 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,258 I don't... Mmm... 401 00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:59,694 You better come and visit me. 402 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,529 Yeah, I'll bring you that sandwich 403 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:06,101 that you really love from that shitty place on Sunset. 404 00:17:06,102 --> 00:17:08,603 Thank you. 405 00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:10,872 I'll put it in a cooler. 406 00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:14,709 It'll stay good on the plane for 11 hours, right? 407 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:16,040 For sure. 408 00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:25,454 Are you crying? 409 00:17:26,554 --> 00:17:30,158 - No. - Lucy... 410 00:17:30,159 --> 00:17:33,395 I promise it's not gonna be that different. 411 00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:41,604 Don't cry. 412 00:17:44,038 --> 00:17:47,242 We can FaceTime and talk just like always. 413 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:53,249 Whoa. What's going on? 414 00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:56,385 Lucy... 415 00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:05,994 You know, when I said that I would make out with Brittany... 416 00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:07,330 Yes? 417 00:18:08,897 --> 00:18:10,232 I really would. 418 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:12,334 I didn't think you were lying about that. 419 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,303 But, like... 420 00:18:17,071 --> 00:18:18,474 I really would. 421 00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:26,315 Like... Like, really? 422 00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:30,785 Yeah, I think so. 423 00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:34,622 {\an8}Oh, my God. Why didn't you say anything? 424 00:18:34,623 --> 00:18:37,859 {\an8}I just felt easier to keep it buried inside. 425 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:41,263 {\an8}Fuck, Lucy. You can't keep this inside. 426 00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:42,897 {\an8}You'll explode. 427 00:18:42,898 --> 00:18:44,232 I hate this. 428 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,642 Have you talked to anyone about this? 429 00:18:55,576 --> 00:18:57,813 How long have you felt this way? 430 00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,348 A while. 431 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,784 And you never acted on it? 432 00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:04,853 Like, not even in secret? 433 00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:07,223 Oh! 434 00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:09,825 I feel so stupid. 435 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:16,498 Like... I should have figured this out by now. 436 00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:18,200 You can't look at it that way. 437 00:19:18,201 --> 00:19:21,569 Yes, I can, Jane. I'm 32 years old. 438 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,872 There's no timeline to figuring it out. 439 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,276 People figure this out when they're, like, nine. 440 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,077 Nine? 441 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:31,513 {\an8}When I was nine, I pretended I was a puppy 442 00:19:31,514 --> 00:19:33,548 {\an8}and I would only bark at people. 443 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:37,752 Yeah, that sounds strange to say it out loud. 444 00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,787 I feel so stupid. 445 00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:43,425 And I don't even know what I am. 446 00:19:43,426 --> 00:19:47,295 I don't even know if I'm... if I'm really that way, 447 00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:49,731 and I'm just afraid to admit it, 448 00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,100 or if I'm not, and I just... What? 449 00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:55,870 I don't ever, like, date boys. 450 00:19:55,871 --> 00:19:57,906 I mean, men. I don't know. 451 00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,508 Well, maybe you're both. 452 00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:10,018 No. I just should've figured it out. 453 00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:14,656 When you kissed Amanda Newman, did you like it? 454 00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:20,395 Oh, God, I guess. I had a Zima. I thought I was drunk. 455 00:20:20,396 --> 00:20:24,332 But you weren't like, "Maybe I'm gay?" 456 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,568 I don't know. I wasn't gonna, like, 457 00:20:26,569 --> 00:20:28,670 be with Amanda Newman. 458 00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:30,705 - Why? Why not? - 'Cause... 459 00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:33,342 Well, it was just a dumb kiss. 460 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:38,546 So, when you kiss Danny, are you thinking, like, 461 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,882 "I'm so straight. I love dudes?" 462 00:20:40,883 --> 00:20:44,954 Usually, I'm like, "Brush your teeth. I can taste Subway." 463 00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:47,755 Seriously. 464 00:20:47,756 --> 00:20:50,926 I don't know if it's so simple, Lucy. 465 00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:54,062 How have you felt sleeping with guys? 466 00:20:54,063 --> 00:20:55,430 Weird. 467 00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:57,365 Weird like you think everything is weird 468 00:20:57,366 --> 00:21:00,102 or weird like you just didn't like it? 469 00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:04,440 Weird like that must be the reason I've barely done it. 470 00:21:06,941 --> 00:21:09,877 Did you think that I was? 471 00:21:09,878 --> 00:21:11,713 A vagina lover? 472 00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:14,950 It crossed my mind. 473 00:21:14,951 --> 00:21:16,751 I'm not. I don't... I... 474 00:21:16,752 --> 00:21:18,686 I don't love vaginas. I'm not... 475 00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:21,523 You did own a Volvo in high school. 476 00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:24,026 - You did. - Jane, Volvos are 477 00:21:24,027 --> 00:21:26,594 - the safest car. - Okay. 478 00:21:27,531 --> 00:21:30,565 Shit, Lucy, I'm sorry. I'm... 479 00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:32,334 I'm mad I never brought it up 480 00:21:32,335 --> 00:21:35,237 if it was hurting you this much. 481 00:21:35,238 --> 00:21:36,605 It's okay. 482 00:21:39,407 --> 00:21:41,977 I probably would have just lied anyway. 483 00:21:41,978 --> 00:21:44,112 Well, now we know. 484 00:21:44,113 --> 00:21:48,311 And now, we've got to get you to make out with Brit-Brit. 485 00:21:48,312 --> 00:21:50,418 I don't even know if she likes girls. 486 00:21:50,419 --> 00:21:53,088 Well, then we'll find you some girls who do. 487 00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:57,659 Lucy, from what I understand, and I believe this to be true, 488 00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,761 all lesbians know each other. 489 00:21:59,762 --> 00:22:01,796 They've all slept with each other. 490 00:22:01,797 --> 00:22:03,966 So, for you to enter into the fray, 491 00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:07,102 you're gonna be the star of the lesbian community. 492 00:22:07,103 --> 00:22:08,236 I don't like that word. 493 00:22:08,237 --> 00:22:10,973 I know. "Community." 494 00:22:17,111 --> 00:22:18,947 I'm scared. 495 00:22:18,948 --> 00:22:20,616 Of course it's scary. 496 00:22:21,982 --> 00:22:24,987 But you think a lot of things are scary. 497 00:22:24,988 --> 00:22:26,254 You still scared of how 498 00:22:26,255 --> 00:22:28,056 Salt-N-Pepa whisper in Push It? 499 00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,624 Yes. Very. 500 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:33,261 Look, I'd be scared to touch someone else's vagina. 501 00:22:35,464 --> 00:22:38,067 But I'm not leaving this country till you do. 502 00:22:45,308 --> 00:22:48,711 - I love you. - I love you. 503 00:22:54,781 --> 00:22:58,286 Luce, you okay? What's wrong? 504 00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:01,556 Oh, yeah, I just had too much tequila. 505 00:23:01,557 --> 00:23:03,691 Oh, give me your hand. Give me your hand. 506 00:23:03,692 --> 00:23:06,294 I know a cure for a hangover headache. 507 00:23:06,295 --> 00:23:08,296 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 508 00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:09,531 What'd you do last night? 509 00:23:09,532 --> 00:23:12,000 - Did you have a hot date? - Mmm, no. 510 00:23:12,001 --> 00:23:15,537 Uh, Jane told me she's moving to London, 511 00:23:15,538 --> 00:23:18,140 so I got shit-faced. 512 00:23:18,141 --> 00:23:20,976 Oh, Luce, I'm sorry, 513 00:23:20,977 --> 00:23:24,046 but, um, I mean, that... that... 514 00:23:24,047 --> 00:23:25,347 Well, it sucks. 515 00:23:25,348 --> 00:23:27,649 It's fine. It's okay. Um... 516 00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:30,686 Probably not helping my headache. 517 00:23:33,854 --> 00:23:36,791 - Is that too much? - No, it's so nice. 518 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,062 Well, we can hang out more. 519 00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:42,264 Unless you... 520 00:23:42,265 --> 00:23:43,365 - Oh, no. - Don't want to. 521 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:45,533 No, no. I'd love to. 522 00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:48,136 Okay, good. 523 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:49,872 Because I'm a lot of fun. 524 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:52,675 More later? 525 00:24:10,424 --> 00:24:11,627 No. 526 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,591 Have you ever fucked an Uber driver? 527 00:24:43,592 --> 00:24:44,892 - No. - That's so something 528 00:24:44,893 --> 00:24:46,361 Drew would do. 529 00:24:46,362 --> 00:24:47,629 You know Drew. 530 00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,097 Which one's Drew? 531 00:24:49,098 --> 00:24:50,265 I've talked about him. 532 00:24:50,266 --> 00:24:51,599 He's the one who only talks on speakerphone. 533 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,201 He's the fucking worst. 534 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,537 I'd still fuck him, though. 535 00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:56,804 Maybe I should try to do that 536 00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,606 - before we leave for London. - Mmm. 537 00:24:58,607 --> 00:25:00,175 Oh, you're gonna go to London, too? 538 00:25:00,176 --> 00:25:03,506 - Yeah, I told you that. - Mmm-mmm. No, you didn't. 539 00:25:03,507 --> 00:25:05,713 I can't wait to go and be on Jane's team! 540 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,282 I'm so excited! Girls. 541 00:25:07,283 --> 00:25:10,652 Say Vegemite! "Vegemite." 542 00:25:10,653 --> 00:25:11,920 That's Australian. 543 00:25:11,921 --> 00:25:13,656 Love It. Storying it. Posting it. 544 00:25:14,955 --> 00:25:16,925 I'm fully going bi when I go to London. 545 00:25:16,926 --> 00:25:19,561 The girls are so fucking hot there. 546 00:25:19,562 --> 00:25:21,363 Wait. Are you, uh, seeing anyone? 547 00:25:21,364 --> 00:25:23,065 Uh, no, not right now. 548 00:25:23,066 --> 00:25:24,967 Did you guys know I've only been with seven people? 549 00:25:24,968 --> 00:25:26,734 - Really? - Isn't that crazy? 550 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,471 My number's nine, including Danny. And I feel like... 551 00:25:29,472 --> 00:25:30,805 Danny needs to let you get to ten. 552 00:25:30,806 --> 00:25:32,640 - Right? - He needs to. 553 00:25:32,641 --> 00:25:34,210 How many people have you slept with? 554 00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:36,511 Um... 555 00:25:36,512 --> 00:25:37,812 - Um... - Too many to count? 556 00:25:37,813 --> 00:25:40,582 - No, no, no. I... - I wish I was like you, 557 00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:42,284 but we have the same hair, so I'm on my way. 558 00:25:43,719 --> 00:25:45,187 I love this shirt! 559 00:25:45,188 --> 00:25:46,549 - Oh, really? - Mmm-hmm. 560 00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:48,056 - Thanks. - Where'd you get it? 561 00:25:48,057 --> 00:25:49,724 It's probably from the Gap. Is it from the Gap? 562 00:25:49,725 --> 00:25:51,259 Aw, the Gap. 563 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,961 Um, actually, I think it is. 564 00:25:52,962 --> 00:25:54,597 Aw, the Gap. 565 00:25:56,665 --> 00:25:58,600 - J? J? - Hmm? 566 00:25:58,601 --> 00:26:00,068 You have something in your teeth. 567 00:26:00,069 --> 00:26:02,004 - Oh. Thank you. - Perfect. You got it. 568 00:26:02,005 --> 00:26:04,472 I always tell people when they have something in their teeth. 569 00:26:04,473 --> 00:26:06,041 I think it's like the most important thing 570 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,675 - you can do for a friend. - I totally agree. 571 00:26:07,676 --> 00:26:09,344 I think it's so important. 572 00:26:09,345 --> 00:26:11,914 I mean, it's not like the most important thing you can do. 573 00:26:11,915 --> 00:26:13,715 I, like... I didn't see it. 574 00:26:13,716 --> 00:26:16,084 I would have said something if I saw it, J. 575 00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:18,020 ♪ Will you come visit us? ♪ 576 00:26:18,021 --> 00:26:20,088 ♪ Will you come to London? ♪ 577 00:26:20,089 --> 00:26:21,189 Will you come? 578 00:26:21,190 --> 00:26:23,586 Well, yeah, I hope so. We'll see. 579 00:26:23,587 --> 00:26:25,827 Wait, guys. I have a friend from college 580 00:26:25,828 --> 00:26:27,129 who knows a bunch of the royals. 581 00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:28,363 We should follow them on Instagram. 582 00:26:28,364 --> 00:26:29,864 Jane hates Instagram. 583 00:26:29,865 --> 00:26:32,434 I don't hate it. I just don't go on it a ton. 584 00:26:32,435 --> 00:26:34,970 Well, I hope you like big, random dinner parties. 585 00:26:34,971 --> 00:26:36,972 - Yeah, I love! - What? 586 00:26:36,973 --> 00:26:38,740 You absolutely hate dinner parties. 587 00:26:38,741 --> 00:26:41,243 This is different. When you're abroad, it's different. 588 00:26:41,244 --> 00:26:43,145 When you're abroad, everything's different. 589 00:26:43,146 --> 00:26:45,647 Everything is different when you're abroad. 590 00:26:45,648 --> 00:26:47,750 I can't wait to meet Jane's family! 591 00:26:49,383 --> 00:26:51,719 - Isn't Kat the best? - She's the best. 592 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,021 You hate her. 593 00:26:53,022 --> 00:26:55,523 I don't hate her, but she's just a lot. 594 00:26:55,524 --> 00:26:57,059 Yeah, but I like it. 595 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:59,161 You gals are gonna have fun in London, aren't you? 596 00:26:59,162 --> 00:27:02,497 Oh, I almost forgot. I got muffins. 597 00:27:02,498 --> 00:27:04,333 Ooh! 598 00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:07,469 - Bluebs? - A bluebs and a bran. 599 00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:10,872 We each have half of one now and half when we're done. 600 00:27:10,873 --> 00:27:12,507 I can't have a whole one now? 601 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,109 No, half and half. 602 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,577 And then we have a snack waiting for us when we're done. 603 00:27:15,578 --> 00:27:16,744 It's the smart way to do it. 604 00:27:16,745 --> 00:27:18,280 It's the controlling way to do it. 605 00:27:18,281 --> 00:27:20,482 I'm the thoughtful one who bought muffins. 606 00:27:20,483 --> 00:27:22,617 Which one do you want? 607 00:27:22,618 --> 00:27:24,152 Bran or bluebs? 608 00:27:24,153 --> 00:27:25,420 Bran, obviously. 609 00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:27,290 End with the bluebs. 610 00:27:29,390 --> 00:27:31,226 I guess I'll have bran. 611 00:27:31,227 --> 00:27:33,128 We need to figure out your type. 612 00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:34,396 No, no. 613 00:27:34,397 --> 00:27:36,031 Why does she touch me so much? 614 00:27:36,032 --> 00:27:37,966 - You mean Brit-Brit? - Yeah. 615 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:40,635 'Cause she wants to have sex with you. 616 00:27:40,636 --> 00:27:43,638 It's like way more than normal. 617 00:27:43,639 --> 00:27:44,839 Look, here's the bottom line. 618 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,974 You can use this chick 619 00:27:45,975 --> 00:27:47,309 - as a sexual portal. - Why? 620 00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:48,977 But this isn't a lasting relationship. 621 00:27:48,978 --> 00:27:50,278 Touch her stuff, roll around. 622 00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:51,746 Then we've got to get you on those apps 623 00:27:51,747 --> 00:27:52,948 so people know their way around your area. 624 00:27:52,949 --> 00:27:54,482 I do not want to do that. 625 00:27:54,483 --> 00:27:56,118 Can I ask you something? 626 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,454 Why don't you think you have to date like everyone else? 627 00:27:59,455 --> 00:28:01,189 No one's gonna ring on your doorbell one day, 628 00:28:01,190 --> 00:28:02,657 looking for a wishy-washy lesbian 629 00:28:02,658 --> 00:28:04,026 who might want to try some stuff. 630 00:28:04,027 --> 00:28:06,194 You don't know that for sure. 631 00:28:06,195 --> 00:28:08,463 Come on, two at a time. Squeeze your cheeks. 632 00:28:08,464 --> 00:28:10,898 This is different. 633 00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:12,267 How is it different? 634 00:28:12,268 --> 00:28:14,836 Because, what if somebody I know is on there 635 00:28:14,837 --> 00:28:16,939 and then they're like, "What? She's gay?" 636 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,674 - Then what? - Then everybody knows. 637 00:28:19,675 --> 00:28:21,443 Great! 638 00:28:21,444 --> 00:28:22,810 It's not like people know you 639 00:28:22,811 --> 00:28:25,280 as this tried and true heterosexual. 640 00:28:25,281 --> 00:28:28,750 You never let anyone set you up, you don't date. 641 00:28:28,751 --> 00:28:30,118 People will be like, 642 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,320 "Oh, good. She figured it out." 643 00:28:32,321 --> 00:28:34,022 Do you think people are thinking that? 644 00:28:34,023 --> 00:28:35,457 I don't know! 645 00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:38,927 Everyone is just gonna want you to be happy. 646 00:28:38,928 --> 00:28:41,329 What if I'm not meant to be happy? 647 00:28:41,330 --> 00:28:43,165 Oh, my God. 648 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:46,101 I'm running up there, and I am not coming back down. 649 00:28:46,102 --> 00:28:47,136 Fine. 650 00:28:49,537 --> 00:28:51,439 I'm sitting here. 651 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,041 Have I ever been happy? 652 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:55,510 I don't even know what makes me happy. 653 00:28:55,511 --> 00:28:57,645 I'm nervous all the time. 654 00:28:57,646 --> 00:29:00,415 And I'm scared of everything. 655 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:02,184 Lucy, these are lame fucking excuses 656 00:29:02,185 --> 00:29:04,452 so you don't have to step outside of your comfort zone. 657 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:06,354 You're more than capable of being happy. 658 00:29:06,355 --> 00:29:08,423 Don't spew that bullshit at me. 659 00:29:08,424 --> 00:29:12,394 I'm being vulnerable right now and you're attacking me. 660 00:29:12,395 --> 00:29:15,730 Squeeze. You're not even comfortable in your comfort zone. 661 00:29:15,731 --> 00:29:18,133 So, why not just try something new? 662 00:29:18,134 --> 00:29:19,935 You try 20 different flavors of ice cream 663 00:29:19,936 --> 00:29:22,704 before you settle on a single scoop. Do that. 664 00:29:22,705 --> 00:29:25,673 Ice cream is different than a vagina. 665 00:29:25,674 --> 00:29:27,509 How do you know? You don't know. 666 00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:29,044 Yeah, I do know. 667 00:29:29,045 --> 00:29:32,215 Otherwise, it would be called vagice cream. 668 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:37,085 Am I okay? 669 00:29:37,086 --> 00:29:39,254 I don't want to be this thing that's different. 670 00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:43,491 I don't want to have to tell everybody this big thing. It's... 671 00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:47,230 I know that it's fine, and no one cares, but I care, 672 00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,397 and I'm late. 673 00:29:49,398 --> 00:29:51,733 It's so late in life. 674 00:29:51,734 --> 00:29:54,903 Then don't waste any more time. 675 00:29:54,904 --> 00:29:57,705 I just wish I didn't think about her so much. 676 00:29:57,706 --> 00:29:59,275 You think about her a lot? 677 00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:04,746 Lucy, you're gonna be fine. 678 00:30:04,747 --> 00:30:08,216 Let's go to a gay bar one night and have a look around. 679 00:30:08,217 --> 00:30:11,354 I'm sure there's a place with some kind of lesbian jamboree. 680 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:14,289 The Womb. 681 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:15,958 You know it's called the Womb. 682 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,193 I've never been more proud of you. We're going. 683 00:30:18,194 --> 00:30:20,395 No. I'm not ready for that. 684 00:30:20,396 --> 00:30:23,465 Please, it'll be fun. It's research. 685 00:30:23,466 --> 00:30:26,001 Can I please have the other half of my muffin now? 686 00:30:26,002 --> 00:30:27,402 And do you want to mention 687 00:30:27,403 --> 00:30:29,671 how much better it is to end with bluebs? 688 00:30:29,672 --> 00:30:31,539 Don't ignore me, Denise! 689 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:35,839 You gotta start shaving above da knees, Denise. 690 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:35,070 - Hey, pretty. Whatcha doing? - Oh, um, just... 691 00:31:35,071 --> 00:31:37,705 I was just googling things. 692 00:31:37,706 --> 00:31:39,903 Totally random. 693 00:31:39,904 --> 00:31:41,477 Just totally random stuff. 694 00:31:43,744 --> 00:31:46,081 Oh, Luce, you are so talented. 695 00:31:46,082 --> 00:31:47,382 What? 696 00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,984 Like, what are you even doing here? 697 00:31:50,086 --> 00:31:51,453 Good question. 698 00:31:51,454 --> 00:31:54,957 Actually, I paint. That's what I like to do. 699 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:56,920 Well, I want to see your paintings. 700 00:31:56,921 --> 00:31:58,326 Oh... 701 00:31:58,327 --> 00:32:00,295 No. I mean, I don't have any of them here. 702 00:32:00,296 --> 00:32:02,064 I didn't think you had them with you. 703 00:32:02,065 --> 00:32:03,565 Can you imagine? 704 00:32:03,566 --> 00:32:05,767 I just pull out, like, 12 from under the table. 705 00:32:07,503 --> 00:32:11,106 I wanna see your paintings because I bet they're amazing. 706 00:32:11,107 --> 00:32:13,375 Yeah, maybe one day. 707 00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:14,939 Well, when are we gonna hang out? 708 00:32:15,438 --> 00:32:16,438 Um... 709 00:32:16,944 --> 00:32:17,942 whenever. 710 00:32:17,943 --> 00:32:20,315 Okay. Tonight? 711 00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:23,185 Sure, I can do tonight. I can make that work. 712 00:32:23,186 --> 00:32:26,421 Okay, well, I'll cook. 713 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:28,657 Squee! I'm so excited. 714 00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:46,042 Bitch. 715 00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:52,014 Oh, my God. All the time. 716 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,183 - Really? - Yes. 717 00:32:55,184 --> 00:32:58,286 Like, boner after boner after sad little boner. 718 00:32:58,287 --> 00:32:59,521 Wow. 719 00:32:59,522 --> 00:33:01,490 Do they ever ask you to, like... 720 00:33:02,857 --> 00:33:04,226 diddle them? 721 00:33:04,227 --> 00:33:05,928 Some. 722 00:33:05,929 --> 00:33:06,990 I've diddled. 723 00:33:06,991 --> 00:33:08,830 I diddled. One time. 724 00:33:08,831 --> 00:33:10,532 - You did? - Yes. 725 00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:13,068 I mean, I had to try it at some point. 726 00:33:13,069 --> 00:33:14,802 And he was cute. So, it was fine. 727 00:33:14,803 --> 00:33:16,905 Wow. Did he tip you? 728 00:33:16,906 --> 00:33:18,206 Oh, fuck, yeah. 729 00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:20,175 But that was it. That was all I did. 730 00:33:20,176 --> 00:33:21,576 That's why I'm saying. Like, really, 731 00:33:21,577 --> 00:33:24,913 I wanna open a female-only studio. 732 00:33:24,914 --> 00:33:27,950 They're just... They're better. 733 00:33:27,951 --> 00:33:29,351 I bet not so many hairy backs. 734 00:33:29,352 --> 00:33:32,854 You'd be surprised. 735 00:33:32,855 --> 00:33:34,457 No, they're, um... 736 00:33:35,323 --> 00:33:36,692 They're much softer. 737 00:33:39,455 --> 00:33:42,297 Oh, my God! 738 00:33:42,298 --> 00:33:44,433 What's your longest relationship? 739 00:33:45,432 --> 00:33:49,304 I don't know. Not long. 740 00:33:49,305 --> 00:33:52,441 Like, months. A couple of months. 741 00:33:53,307 --> 00:33:54,842 Have you ever been in love? 742 00:33:54,843 --> 00:33:56,179 Mmm! 743 00:33:57,345 --> 00:33:59,481 - Really? - No. 744 00:33:59,482 --> 00:34:03,585 Oh, I'm kinda jealous. Like, you have something great 745 00:34:03,586 --> 00:34:04,886 to look forward to. 746 00:34:04,887 --> 00:34:07,289 - Have you? - Oh, yeah. 747 00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:09,624 My college boyfriend. 748 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,427 I was obsessed with him, and I thought that, like, 749 00:34:12,428 --> 00:34:14,729 if he broke up with me, I would die. 750 00:34:14,730 --> 00:34:16,564 Like, literally die. 751 00:34:16,565 --> 00:34:17,799 What happened? 752 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,435 He moved to Portland, then he broke up with me. 753 00:34:20,436 --> 00:34:23,271 And then I didn't die, so... 754 00:34:23,272 --> 00:34:25,068 Cheers to that. 755 00:34:25,069 --> 00:34:26,574 And then I realized 756 00:34:26,575 --> 00:34:29,711 that I should probably have sex with more people. 757 00:34:29,712 --> 00:34:30,779 So... 758 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,681 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 759 00:34:33,682 --> 00:34:34,849 Do you miss him? 760 00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:36,919 Mmm... No. 761 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,354 I mean, I see him sometimes. 762 00:34:39,355 --> 00:34:41,456 I feel like he's a weirdo. 763 00:34:41,457 --> 00:34:44,859 And I think that he's gay, so... 764 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:46,195 Really? 765 00:34:47,095 --> 00:34:48,896 I don't know. 766 00:34:48,897 --> 00:34:51,266 It's a spectrum, right? 767 00:34:51,267 --> 00:34:55,203 Gay, straight, bi. What does it even all mean? 768 00:34:55,204 --> 00:34:56,638 I think in that case, 769 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:59,207 it means you're either gay, straight or bi. 770 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:02,105 You're funny. 771 00:35:02,106 --> 00:35:03,879 You're funny. 772 00:35:05,913 --> 00:35:10,185 I mean, I think everyone falls somewhere on the spectrum. 773 00:35:10,186 --> 00:35:12,587 Like, I know I'm on the spectrum. 774 00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:15,558 You're on the spectrum, don't you think? 775 00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:19,562 - Probably. - Hmm. Love is love. 776 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,269 Have you ever made out with a girl? 777 00:35:30,271 --> 00:35:32,074 You haven't? 778 00:35:32,075 --> 00:35:33,875 - No. - What? 779 00:35:33,876 --> 00:35:34,943 Why do you say that? 780 00:35:34,944 --> 00:35:38,480 No, I just, like... I assumed. 781 00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:41,049 Because you're a woman with the times. 782 00:35:41,050 --> 00:35:42,684 What? 783 00:35:42,685 --> 00:35:44,319 What does that mean? 784 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,188 I don't know. I just feel like... 785 00:35:46,189 --> 00:35:48,557 everyone should try it at some point. 786 00:35:49,857 --> 00:35:50,859 Have you? 787 00:35:51,593 --> 00:35:52,595 No. 788 00:35:53,828 --> 00:35:54,897 Not yet. 789 00:36:01,335 --> 00:36:02,738 Show me one of your paintings. 790 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:05,740 Um... 791 00:36:05,741 --> 00:36:07,809 And then I'll leave after. I promise. 792 00:36:07,810 --> 00:36:09,144 You don't have to go. 793 00:36:09,145 --> 00:36:10,145 Uh, I mean, you don't have to do that. 794 00:36:10,146 --> 00:36:11,879 Okay. 795 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,649 - Just one. - Fine. 796 00:36:18,153 --> 00:36:20,055 - There's... - Ooh. 797 00:36:20,056 --> 00:36:22,891 This is so cool. 798 00:36:23,591 --> 00:36:25,494 I love that you paint. 799 00:36:26,027 --> 00:36:28,296 Oh, my God. 800 00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:30,298 Lucy. 801 00:36:30,299 --> 00:36:32,067 They're old. They're really old. 802 00:36:32,068 --> 00:36:34,269 I haven't painted in a long time. 803 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:36,405 This is what you should be doing. 804 00:36:37,605 --> 00:36:39,342 I don't know. 805 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,781 I should go. 806 00:36:51,319 --> 00:36:52,620 This was fun. 807 00:36:52,621 --> 00:36:54,856 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right? 808 00:36:54,857 --> 00:36:56,691 Um, we should do it more. 809 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,794 - Totally. Yeah. - Yeah. 810 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,935 Good night. 811 00:37:06,936 --> 00:37:08,271 Night-night. 812 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,883 "Night-night?" What? 813 00:37:21,884 --> 00:37:27,155 When you let go and start to embrace who you really are, 814 00:37:27,156 --> 00:37:29,457 that's when you start to open up 815 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:33,061 your hearts and your bodies. 816 00:37:33,062 --> 00:37:35,797 Today, I want you to remember 817 00:37:35,798 --> 00:37:39,367 to lead with hope and not with fear. 818 00:37:39,368 --> 00:37:41,403 Fear only holds you back. 819 00:37:41,404 --> 00:37:43,538 I don't know. I didn't ask her to stay. 820 00:37:43,539 --> 00:37:46,374 Maybe I should have. 821 00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:48,843 I don't like this. You have shaky voice. 822 00:37:48,844 --> 00:37:49,945 No, I don't. 823 00:37:49,946 --> 00:37:52,080 - Yes, you do. - God, it's just weird. 824 00:37:52,081 --> 00:37:55,017 It's all... weird. 825 00:37:55,018 --> 00:37:57,319 I'm weird. I hate this. 826 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,754 How close was the kiss? 827 00:37:59,287 --> 00:38:00,422 Like, close. 828 00:38:00,423 --> 00:38:02,190 Show me where? 829 00:38:02,191 --> 00:38:04,092 Like, here. 830 00:38:04,093 --> 00:38:05,994 That's pretty close. 831 00:38:05,995 --> 00:38:08,063 I don't know about this bitch. If she's fucking with you, 832 00:38:08,064 --> 00:38:09,331 I'll fuck her shit up. 833 00:38:09,332 --> 00:38:11,099 Do you think she's gay? 834 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,635 I have no idea. 835 00:38:13,636 --> 00:38:15,603 But, like, if you had to guess... 836 00:38:15,604 --> 00:38:16,972 I mean, I've never kissed 837 00:38:16,973 --> 00:38:19,475 a platonic girlfriend on a mouth corner. 838 00:38:22,078 --> 00:38:24,980 She said women have soft backs. 839 00:38:24,981 --> 00:38:28,250 Ew. Jesus. What? And you drank white wine? 840 00:38:28,251 --> 00:38:30,453 Lucy, I'm genuinely alarmed. 841 00:38:31,619 --> 00:38:33,755 Maybe she's more confused than I am. 842 00:38:33,756 --> 00:38:34,756 Maybe. 843 00:38:34,757 --> 00:38:36,691 But you need someone who knows. 844 00:38:36,692 --> 00:38:38,060 Two people trying to figure out if they're lesbians together, 845 00:38:38,061 --> 00:38:39,727 that might be the worst idea I've ever heard. 846 00:38:39,728 --> 00:38:41,129 That's why we're going to the Womb. 847 00:38:41,130 --> 00:38:42,364 - No. - Yes. 848 00:38:42,365 --> 00:38:43,631 - I don't want to. - We're finding you 849 00:38:43,632 --> 00:38:44,933 - a girlfriend before I leave. - Please. 850 00:38:59,314 --> 00:39:00,917 ♪ Heart to break... ♪ 851 00:39:03,151 --> 00:39:04,752 I'd make a great lesbian. 852 00:39:04,753 --> 00:39:06,888 That's the real shame in all of this. 853 00:39:06,889 --> 00:39:08,090 How are you doing? 854 00:39:08,091 --> 00:39:10,592 Good. Great. 855 00:39:10,593 --> 00:39:13,396 This girl's cute. She's cute. She's cute, she's cute. 856 00:39:14,463 --> 00:39:15,398 Hi. 857 00:39:15,399 --> 00:39:16,799 I'm Jane. This is Lucy. 858 00:39:17,699 --> 00:39:20,363 Hi. 859 00:39:20,364 --> 00:39:22,270 Do you wanna come dance with me? 860 00:39:22,271 --> 00:39:24,306 Um, I... 861 00:39:24,307 --> 00:39:26,474 I don't... I, uh... 862 00:39:26,475 --> 00:39:29,644 I, um... I have a drink. I'm drinking it. 863 00:39:29,645 --> 00:39:32,615 - So, um... - Okay. 864 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:35,150 - Go with her. - What? 865 00:39:35,151 --> 00:39:36,684 Why did you do that to me? 866 00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:40,455 Oh, my God! Because you never do anything. 867 00:39:40,456 --> 00:39:42,758 Come on, let's have some fun. 868 00:39:45,693 --> 00:39:48,596 ♪ Even if it means That I'll never ♪ 869 00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:50,665 ♪ Put myself back together ♪ 870 00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:54,069 ♪ Gonna give you My heart to break ♪ 871 00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:57,372 ♪ Even if I'll end up in shatters ♪ 872 00:39:57,373 --> 00:39:59,274 ♪ Baby, it doesn't matter ♪ 873 00:39:59,275 --> 00:40:03,245 ♪ Gonna give you My heart to break ♪ 874 00:40:03,246 --> 00:40:07,749 ♪ I tried to fight But I can't help it ♪ 875 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:11,987 ♪ Don't care if this is My worst mistake ♪ 876 00:40:11,988 --> 00:40:16,158 ♪ 'Cause no one else Could do it better ♪ 877 00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:19,963 ♪ And that's why I give you My heart to break ♪ 878 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:46,821 Right, so, I thought we'd have a quick debrief... 879 00:40:46,822 --> 00:40:48,623 He sounds so fucking hot. 880 00:40:48,624 --> 00:40:51,093 Jeremy from accounts. 881 00:40:51,094 --> 00:40:52,760 Uh, there were a few... 882 00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:05,407 - And there are... - Yeah. 883 00:41:05,408 --> 00:41:06,808 Some responsibilities 884 00:41:06,809 --> 00:41:08,276 that I'm gonna run up the flagpole 885 00:41:08,277 --> 00:41:09,744 and see if they will fall in your lap. 886 00:41:09,745 --> 00:41:11,475 Yeah, we can have that by tomorrow. 887 00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:16,952 They want us to focus on it. 888 00:41:16,953 --> 00:41:18,481 So, I'm just giving you a heads-up for that. 889 00:41:18,482 --> 00:41:20,188 Uh-huh! 890 00:41:36,069 --> 00:41:37,973 ...we can tie up together. 891 00:41:37,974 --> 00:41:39,641 I don't think they need to be as dispersed as they are. 892 00:41:39,642 --> 00:41:40,875 But that's just the best practice. 893 00:41:40,876 --> 00:41:42,745 - Uh-huh. - You know? 894 00:41:45,614 --> 00:41:47,349 Whatcha doin'? 895 00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:49,151 Oh, nothing. I'm just... 896 00:41:49,152 --> 00:41:52,754 Dumb online shopping. 897 00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:54,257 That one's kinda cute. 898 00:41:55,790 --> 00:41:58,460 Oh, I'm not really a... 899 00:41:58,461 --> 00:42:00,762 hole in the shoulders kind of girl. 900 00:42:00,763 --> 00:42:02,030 Well, you only need 901 00:42:02,031 --> 00:42:03,999 one good shoulder for that shirt. 902 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,134 - And you have two. - Oh? 903 00:42:06,135 --> 00:42:09,137 - Mmm-hmm. - Thanks. 904 00:42:09,138 --> 00:42:11,206 I just had the best idea. 905 00:42:11,207 --> 00:42:14,509 - Does it involve my shoulders? - Yeah, it does. 906 00:42:14,510 --> 00:42:16,278 We should have a try-on party. 907 00:42:16,279 --> 00:42:17,845 What's a try-on party? 908 00:42:17,846 --> 00:42:22,545 Like, try-on-my-clothes party. 909 00:42:22,546 --> 00:42:23,685 I love fashion. 910 00:42:23,686 --> 00:42:25,120 I should've been a stylist. 911 00:42:25,121 --> 00:42:27,155 Whatever. That's not even what we're talking about. 912 00:42:27,156 --> 00:42:28,256 We'll have some wine. 913 00:42:28,257 --> 00:42:30,125 You try on my clothes that I never wear 914 00:42:30,126 --> 00:42:33,061 and if you like them, you can keep them. 915 00:42:33,062 --> 00:42:35,297 - Did you just make that up? - Mmm-mmm. 916 00:42:35,298 --> 00:42:37,299 Everybody has try-on parties. 917 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:40,002 Really? I... I don't think that's true. 918 00:42:40,003 --> 00:42:40,970 It is true! 919 00:42:40,971 --> 00:42:42,737 Doesn't it sound fun, though? 920 00:42:42,738 --> 00:42:44,839 Do you have a lot of pants? 921 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,241 Lucy, this is like a... 922 00:42:46,242 --> 00:42:49,477 No. It's like you need more colors and pattern. 923 00:42:49,478 --> 00:42:51,680 Introduce new things to your life. 924 00:42:53,414 --> 00:42:54,882 And you CC'd me on that? 925 00:42:54,883 --> 00:42:56,352 - Yeah. - Okay. 926 00:42:57,552 --> 00:42:59,487 Hi. They didn't have any, um... 927 00:42:59,488 --> 00:43:01,756 Hi! 928 00:43:01,757 --> 00:43:03,891 - Oh, it's so good to see you! - Hi. 929 00:43:03,892 --> 00:43:05,928 I love this jacket. 930 00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:09,364 Thanks. Thank you. I love your dress? 931 00:43:09,365 --> 00:43:11,633 - I designed it. - No way. 932 00:43:11,634 --> 00:43:12,901 - Yeah. - That's so nice. 933 00:43:12,902 --> 00:43:14,102 - How are you? - I'm good. 934 00:43:14,103 --> 00:43:15,570 - How are you? - I'm so good. 935 00:43:15,571 --> 00:43:18,073 I'm so excited for my girl. 936 00:43:18,074 --> 00:43:19,602 Get your food and eat with us. 937 00:43:19,603 --> 00:43:20,875 Oh, no, no. You guys go do 938 00:43:20,876 --> 00:43:23,712 your cute little thing. 939 00:43:26,981 --> 00:43:28,850 I can't believe you just asked her to eat with us. 940 00:43:28,851 --> 00:43:31,019 Oh, stop. I knew she wouldn't. 941 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,520 Well, I'm sure she'd love to be 942 00:43:32,521 --> 00:43:35,857 in the middle of our little "cute little thing." 943 00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:37,592 I have so much shit to get through. 944 00:43:37,593 --> 00:43:39,995 They just asked if I could leave earlier. 945 00:43:39,996 --> 00:43:42,830 - I'm not going to. - Good. 946 00:43:42,831 --> 00:43:45,400 Can they send Kat? Like, today? 947 00:43:45,401 --> 00:43:46,629 I'll go pack her things. 948 00:43:46,630 --> 00:43:49,071 All right. Enough with that already. 949 00:43:49,072 --> 00:43:51,773 All right, well, maybe I'm just a little bit sad 950 00:43:51,774 --> 00:43:54,176 that my best friend is moving across the world. 951 00:43:54,177 --> 00:43:55,743 Well, maybe you could be happy for me. 952 00:43:55,744 --> 00:43:57,312 That's what best friends are supposed to do. 953 00:43:57,313 --> 00:43:59,547 - I am happy for you. - Then act like it. 954 00:43:59,548 --> 00:44:03,052 Are you serious right now? When am I not happy for you? 955 00:44:08,389 --> 00:44:10,858 Ooh. Ooh. 956 00:44:10,859 --> 00:44:12,427 I'm not doing this now. 957 00:44:12,428 --> 00:44:14,129 Oh, you're not doing this now? 958 00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:16,164 When would be better for you to do this? 959 00:44:16,165 --> 00:44:18,533 Since everything is always on your schedule. 960 00:44:18,534 --> 00:44:19,734 I'm at work. 961 00:44:19,735 --> 00:44:20,835 I don't know what happens at a spa, 962 00:44:20,836 --> 00:44:22,037 but we're professionals here. 963 00:44:22,038 --> 00:44:23,906 Oh, nice. You got a dig in. 964 00:44:23,907 --> 00:44:25,773 Any other judgments you want to share? 965 00:44:25,774 --> 00:44:27,209 - Oh, please. - What? 966 00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:28,944 You want to boss me around a little bit more? 967 00:44:28,945 --> 00:44:30,412 - Boss... - Tell me how to live my life? 968 00:44:30,413 --> 00:44:31,846 Boss you around? 969 00:44:31,847 --> 00:44:32,676 You're free to do whatever the fuck you want. 970 00:44:32,677 --> 00:44:33,916 Oh, well... 971 00:44:33,917 --> 00:44:36,018 I know you take that to heart. 972 00:44:36,019 --> 00:44:37,419 What's that supposed to mean? 973 00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,421 You always do whatever the fuck you want. 974 00:44:39,422 --> 00:44:42,257 You feel like making out with some girl at a club, 975 00:44:42,258 --> 00:44:44,126 then you make out with some girl at a club. 976 00:44:44,127 --> 00:44:46,128 She asked if she could kiss me, so I said yes. 977 00:44:46,129 --> 00:44:47,862 Because it's more fun to say yes. 978 00:44:47,863 --> 00:44:49,297 If you wanted to, you could've done the same thing. 979 00:44:49,298 --> 00:44:51,099 Why? So you could tell me I was doing it wrong? 980 00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:54,336 Oh, my God, Lucy, do shit however you want. 981 00:44:54,337 --> 00:44:56,171 I am not your keeper. 982 00:44:56,172 --> 00:44:58,473 What? You're always controlling me. 983 00:44:58,474 --> 00:44:59,908 You control everything I do. 984 00:44:59,909 --> 00:45:01,743 You told me when I could eat a fucking muffin. 985 00:45:01,744 --> 00:45:03,211 Yeah, because if I didn't tell you what to do, 986 00:45:03,212 --> 00:45:04,779 you'd probably never leave the house. 987 00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:06,348 You can't make any decisions on your own. 988 00:45:06,349 --> 00:45:07,916 You don't do anything. 989 00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:09,151 You can't even decide what gender of the human race 990 00:45:09,152 --> 00:45:11,353 - you want to fuck. - Fuck you. 991 00:45:11,354 --> 00:45:12,715 You probably do want to fuck me. 992 00:45:12,716 --> 00:45:14,089 - What? - Everyone thinks that. 993 00:45:14,090 --> 00:45:15,958 What are you talking about? 994 00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:17,525 We're not a couple, Lucy. 995 00:45:17,526 --> 00:45:20,295 Nobody thinks we're a couple. What? Are you insane? 996 00:45:20,296 --> 00:45:22,064 People think we're, like, confusing twins. 997 00:45:22,065 --> 00:45:23,665 What... what the fuck is wrong with you? 998 00:45:23,666 --> 00:45:25,333 What the fuck is wrong with you? 999 00:45:25,334 --> 00:45:27,002 You can't even handle the fact that I have another friend. 1000 00:45:27,003 --> 00:45:28,603 Oh, what a fun friend. 1001 00:45:28,604 --> 00:45:30,338 You know what? At least Kat talks about things. 1002 00:45:30,339 --> 00:45:32,074 Yeah. It was really thrilling to find out 1003 00:45:32,075 --> 00:45:34,076 that she can suck a dick and order Postmates 1004 00:45:34,077 --> 00:45:35,944 - at the same time. - That was thrilling. 1005 00:45:35,945 --> 00:45:38,246 And it's fun to hear crazy fucking stories 1006 00:45:38,247 --> 00:45:40,648 instead of wallowing in sorrow the whole time. 1007 00:45:40,649 --> 00:45:41,917 At some point you're gonna have 1008 00:45:41,918 --> 00:45:43,351 to pull your head out of your own ass. 1009 00:45:43,352 --> 00:45:44,586 You think Kat could teach me how to do that? 1010 00:45:44,587 --> 00:45:45,853 I bet you she's tried. 1011 00:45:45,854 --> 00:45:47,855 Real friends tell each other shit. 1012 00:45:47,856 --> 00:45:49,157 I tell you everything. 1013 00:45:49,158 --> 00:45:51,626 Except the most important thing. 1014 00:45:51,627 --> 00:45:53,128 It's not about you, Jane. 1015 00:45:53,129 --> 00:45:54,963 I'm not saying it's about me. 1016 00:45:54,964 --> 00:45:57,665 Christ, if anything, it's all about you. 1017 00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:58,934 The only thing you can focus on 1018 00:45:58,935 --> 00:46:01,003 is a lunatic who touches you a lot, 1019 00:46:01,004 --> 00:46:03,305 whose job it is to touch people for a living. 1020 00:46:03,306 --> 00:46:04,606 But this is what you do. 1021 00:46:04,607 --> 00:46:07,409 Turn everything around into this self-pity party. 1022 00:46:07,410 --> 00:46:09,877 It can be really scary to try new things. 1023 00:46:09,878 --> 00:46:11,713 When's the last time you ever took a risk? 1024 00:46:11,714 --> 00:46:13,448 I'm moving to fucking London. 1025 00:46:13,449 --> 00:46:15,717 Yeah. You're moving back to where you're from 1026 00:46:15,718 --> 00:46:16,818 with your boyfriend, 1027 00:46:16,819 --> 00:46:18,820 and on a fucking expense account. 1028 00:46:18,821 --> 00:46:21,056 That's not taking a risk. That's a whim. 1029 00:46:21,057 --> 00:46:23,558 It's an opportunity to advance my career. 1030 00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:25,928 Do you ever think about actually doing something for a living? 1031 00:46:25,929 --> 00:46:27,062 You know, it's hard to be a painter 1032 00:46:27,063 --> 00:46:28,196 if you stop fucking painting. 1033 00:46:28,197 --> 00:46:29,998 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 1034 00:46:29,999 --> 00:46:31,733 You know what? 1035 00:46:31,734 --> 00:46:33,735 I wouldn't fuck you. If you were the last person on Earth, 1036 00:46:33,736 --> 00:46:34,869 I wouldn't fuck you. 1037 00:46:34,870 --> 00:46:36,671 I feel sorry for you. 1038 00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:38,173 Don't. You don't need to. 1039 00:46:38,174 --> 00:46:40,442 You obviously don't know anything about me. 1040 00:46:40,443 --> 00:46:42,979 Well, it's not because I didn't try. 1041 00:46:43,979 --> 00:46:45,381 Have a good trip. 1042 00:46:48,984 --> 00:46:51,286 - Just call her. - Oh, God. 1043 00:46:51,287 --> 00:46:53,956 When do you think the last time I wore this was? 1044 00:46:53,957 --> 00:46:55,657 When you filmed The Wiz? 1045 00:46:55,658 --> 00:46:57,092 I don't feel joy. 1046 00:46:57,093 --> 00:46:59,561 How could you? It's very ugly. 1047 00:46:59,562 --> 00:47:00,795 This is hers. 1048 00:47:00,796 --> 00:47:02,364 - Whose? - Hers. 1049 00:47:02,365 --> 00:47:03,865 Her name is Lucy. 1050 00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:05,901 She's your best friend. 1051 00:47:05,902 --> 00:47:07,402 What, we can't say her name anymore? 1052 00:47:07,403 --> 00:47:08,703 She probably doesn't even know... 1053 00:47:08,704 --> 00:47:11,307 She has, like, 4,000 of these. 1054 00:47:28,355 --> 00:47:30,058 So, why don't you just call her? 1055 00:47:30,059 --> 00:47:32,594 Tell her you have it. Make up. 1056 00:47:32,595 --> 00:47:33,828 Maybe you won't be sad. 1057 00:47:33,829 --> 00:47:35,858 I'm not calling her. I'm not sad. 1058 00:47:35,859 --> 00:47:38,266 I'm done. She's never happy for me. 1059 00:47:38,267 --> 00:47:39,834 So, what, you're just gonna go to London 1060 00:47:39,835 --> 00:47:41,569 and never talk to your best friend? 1061 00:47:41,570 --> 00:47:42,971 Probably. 1062 00:47:45,108 --> 00:47:47,175 Oh, I hate this stupid sweater! 1063 00:47:47,176 --> 00:47:50,045 Okay. All right, listen, this is your favorite sweater. 1064 00:47:50,046 --> 00:47:53,148 Now I think we're just misplacing our feelings. 1065 00:47:53,149 --> 00:47:55,217 I just wanted her to move forward. 1066 00:47:55,218 --> 00:47:57,986 I know. But it's not up to you. 1067 00:47:57,987 --> 00:47:59,454 Well, it should be. 1068 00:47:59,455 --> 00:48:01,657 You were saying she called you bossy, right? 1069 00:48:02,858 --> 00:48:04,359 Aw, come here. 1070 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,496 I know. I know, I know, I know, I know. Come here. 1071 00:48:08,596 --> 00:48:10,893 I'm sorry, baby. 1072 00:48:10,894 --> 00:48:12,968 Maybe we should go earlier. 1073 00:48:12,969 --> 00:48:15,437 Everything is gonna be okay. 1074 00:48:15,438 --> 00:48:17,640 It's just a stressful time right now. 1075 00:48:22,011 --> 00:48:23,612 Are we waiting on your friend? 1076 00:48:24,378 --> 00:48:25,780 Mmm-mmm. No, it's just me. 1077 00:48:25,781 --> 00:48:27,815 Oh. What can I get you? 1078 00:48:27,816 --> 00:48:32,354 Um, I will have a veggie burger. 1079 00:48:32,355 --> 00:48:33,956 Mmm-hmm. That it? 1080 00:48:33,957 --> 00:48:36,824 Um, and an iced coffee, please. 1081 00:48:36,825 --> 00:48:38,093 Mmm. Cream? 1082 00:48:38,094 --> 00:48:40,595 Yes, please. Oh, no, actually... 1083 00:48:40,596 --> 00:48:42,198 Just... Just black. 1084 00:49:13,761 --> 00:49:15,463 Ta-da! 1085 00:49:15,464 --> 00:49:16,598 Try-on party! 1086 00:49:16,599 --> 00:49:20,903 - Oh, wow. Time to try me on. - Ooh. 1087 00:49:20,904 --> 00:49:22,505 Or whatever. 1088 00:49:24,605 --> 00:49:26,108 - Wow. - Here. 1089 00:49:26,109 --> 00:49:30,012 Put this one on. I'm gonna go grab wine. 1090 00:49:30,013 --> 00:49:31,779 Oh, my God. 1091 00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:40,755 I feel like we need music. 1092 00:49:42,658 --> 00:49:44,727 Ooh, and atmosphere. 1093 00:49:47,595 --> 00:49:48,764 Um... 1094 00:49:49,864 --> 00:49:50,933 Much better. 1095 00:49:50,934 --> 00:49:52,535 There we go. 1096 00:49:53,801 --> 00:49:55,537 Look at your cute little body. 1097 00:49:55,538 --> 00:49:57,906 Oh, my God. 1098 00:49:57,907 --> 00:50:00,275 Wait. Okay. 1099 00:50:00,276 --> 00:50:02,077 I'm gonna help you. 1100 00:50:02,078 --> 00:50:03,678 Um... 1101 00:50:03,679 --> 00:50:04,947 Is that your... Did you... 1102 00:50:04,948 --> 00:50:06,548 Why did you put it over your head? 1103 00:50:06,549 --> 00:50:08,116 - I don't know. - You could've just, like, 1104 00:50:08,117 --> 00:50:09,751 stepped into it here. Ooh. 1105 00:50:09,752 --> 00:50:12,087 It's gonna look so good though, once it's on. 1106 00:50:12,088 --> 00:50:14,957 Oh, sorry! 1107 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,524 Oh, there's a zipper. 1108 00:50:18,995 --> 00:50:21,263 That's so funny! 1109 00:50:21,264 --> 00:50:23,932 - That's so funny. - Here we go. 1110 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:27,070 Oh, my God. Yes, babe! 1111 00:50:27,864 --> 00:50:30,405 - Wow. - You look so hot. 1112 00:50:30,406 --> 00:50:32,540 - What? - I don't use that word like that. 1113 00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:35,243 Luce, you have no idea how hot you are. 1114 00:50:35,244 --> 00:50:38,080 Like, seriously. Turn around. Look at your ass. 1115 00:50:38,081 --> 00:50:39,214 You have to keep that. 1116 00:50:39,215 --> 00:50:41,683 I'm a genius. I know. 1117 00:50:41,684 --> 00:50:43,718 Where do you even wear something like this? 1118 00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,120 Like the clurb. 1119 00:50:45,121 --> 00:50:46,621 Where? Is that a restaurant? 1120 00:50:46,622 --> 00:50:49,124 The clurb. It's, like, a funny word for the club. 1121 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:51,159 - Oh, the club? That's right. - Yes! 1122 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,928 - I don't... - You're keeping that. 1123 00:50:52,929 --> 00:50:54,362 This one's next. 1124 00:50:54,363 --> 00:50:56,231 Let's take a break. Let's take a pot break. 1125 00:50:56,232 --> 00:50:58,501 - Okay. - For the anxiety. 1126 00:50:59,066 --> 00:51:00,903 You're right. 1127 00:51:00,904 --> 00:51:03,067 You know, colors look good on you. 1128 00:51:07,241 --> 00:51:09,245 Gray's a color. 1129 00:51:10,944 --> 00:51:13,781 I can't stop thinking about your paintings. 1130 00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:15,250 Please. 1131 00:51:15,251 --> 00:51:18,320 No, seriously. Did you, like, 1132 00:51:18,321 --> 00:51:21,590 go to fancy art school or something? 1133 00:51:24,721 --> 00:51:26,061 No. 1134 00:51:26,062 --> 00:51:27,496 Why not? 1135 00:51:28,764 --> 00:51:30,299 I don't know. 1136 00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:35,138 Well, why don't you be a painter? 1137 00:51:38,707 --> 00:51:39,775 I don't know. 1138 00:51:42,709 --> 00:51:45,448 Why don't you really try fashion? 1139 00:51:47,215 --> 00:51:49,051 'Cause it's hard. 1140 00:51:49,052 --> 00:51:51,353 And I'm lazy. 1141 00:51:51,354 --> 00:51:53,655 And it's just like a hobby. 1142 00:51:53,656 --> 00:51:54,856 But it's a tragedy 1143 00:51:54,857 --> 00:51:57,692 because I would've been, like, a major success. 1144 00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:03,165 But you're different. 1145 00:52:15,543 --> 00:52:19,682 I feel like there's something going on here. 1146 00:52:23,646 --> 00:52:24,720 Yeah? 1147 00:52:26,253 --> 00:52:27,523 So... 1148 00:52:31,292 --> 00:52:32,561 Yeah. 1149 00:53:46,968 --> 00:53:48,436 What are you doing? 1150 00:53:48,437 --> 00:53:50,006 I'm gonna go pee. 1151 00:54:33,716 --> 00:54:37,520 I should, um... I should probably go. 1152 00:54:41,389 --> 00:54:42,457 Really? 1153 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,793 Yeah, I just have 1154 00:54:45,794 --> 00:54:48,730 a lot of errands to run and stuff, 1155 00:54:48,731 --> 00:54:52,400 but thanks for having me over. 1156 00:54:52,401 --> 00:54:53,869 That was really fun. 1157 00:54:56,970 --> 00:54:59,474 Don't you want to stay a little while longer? 1158 00:54:59,475 --> 00:55:01,709 Just a little. 1159 00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:03,879 Yeah, I do. I... 1160 00:55:04,478 --> 00:55:05,848 I gotta go. 1161 00:55:09,117 --> 00:55:10,653 Well, thanks for... 1162 00:55:13,288 --> 00:55:14,991 everything. 1163 00:55:22,563 --> 00:55:24,433 Go back to bed. 1164 00:55:25,099 --> 00:55:26,369 Boop. 1165 00:55:43,251 --> 00:55:44,419 I love that she thinks 1166 00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:45,720 we were sisters in a past life. 1167 00:55:45,721 --> 00:55:47,622 I've always thought that about us. 1168 00:55:47,623 --> 00:55:49,352 Bye, see you guys... 1169 00:55:49,353 --> 00:55:50,926 Bye! 1170 00:55:50,927 --> 00:55:53,395 - Fucking love that class! - Me, too. 1171 00:56:00,734 --> 00:56:02,504 Are you sure? You don't have to do this. 1172 00:56:02,505 --> 00:56:03,571 No, I'm positive. 1173 00:56:03,572 --> 00:56:04,839 I actually think it would be 1174 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,409 really helpful to get there sooner. 1175 00:56:07,075 --> 00:56:08,276 Great. 1176 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:10,412 And Kat's agreed to go early also. 1177 00:56:10,413 --> 00:56:12,214 Even better! 1178 00:56:12,215 --> 00:56:14,449 Anyway, let me know if you need anything, Jane. 1179 00:56:14,450 --> 00:56:15,817 And in the meantime, I'll make sure 1180 00:56:15,818 --> 00:56:17,585 everything is set up for you across the lake. 1181 00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:19,254 Well, thank you again. 1182 00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:20,555 No, thank you, Jane. 1183 00:56:20,556 --> 00:56:21,856 You're saving me a crapload of money. 1184 00:56:21,857 --> 00:56:24,460 Start packing. Yeah? 1185 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:32,868 Hey. 1186 00:56:32,869 --> 00:56:35,270 - Oh, hi. - How are you feeling? 1187 00:56:35,271 --> 00:56:37,339 Good. You? 1188 00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:39,474 Great. Except, whose idea was it 1189 00:56:39,475 --> 00:56:41,576 to drink and smoke so much? 1190 00:56:41,577 --> 00:56:44,180 - Yours. - Oh, yeah. Oops. 1191 00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:47,215 Wrong folder. 1192 00:56:47,216 --> 00:56:48,750 I'm still high. 1193 00:56:48,751 --> 00:56:50,185 What are you doing tonight? 1194 00:56:50,186 --> 00:56:51,286 I can't wait for this day to be over. 1195 00:56:51,287 --> 00:56:52,415 Hmm? 1196 00:56:52,416 --> 00:56:54,190 Oh, nothing. I was, um... 1197 00:56:55,356 --> 00:56:56,524 I need a nap. 1198 00:56:58,094 --> 00:57:00,528 - Me, too. - Yeah. 1199 00:57:00,529 --> 00:57:02,831 Um... Are things weird? 1200 00:57:04,966 --> 00:57:06,034 Between us? 1201 00:57:06,035 --> 00:57:07,635 Yeah. 1202 00:57:07,636 --> 00:57:10,005 No. Why would they be weird? 1203 00:57:10,006 --> 00:57:11,339 I had so much fun. 1204 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,436 Like, I always wanted to try that 1205 00:57:13,437 --> 00:57:15,277 and we did. 1206 00:57:15,278 --> 00:57:17,546 Maybe we can do it again. 1207 00:57:19,247 --> 00:57:21,483 Sure. I mean, yeah. I... 1208 00:57:21,484 --> 00:57:23,351 I'm free tonight if you want to... 1209 00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:24,552 I mean, I know it's last minute. 1210 00:57:24,553 --> 00:57:27,489 Well, I can't tonight, but soon. 1211 00:57:27,490 --> 00:57:29,092 - Cool. - Cool. 1212 00:57:52,914 --> 00:57:58,914 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1213 00:58:01,290 --> 00:58:05,027 ♪ Happy birthday To my lovely and funny ♪ 1214 00:58:05,028 --> 00:58:08,663 ♪ And-sometimes-mad-at-me- For-no-reason-at-all baby ♪ 1215 00:58:11,032 --> 00:58:13,735 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1216 00:58:13,736 --> 00:58:16,004 Aw! Thank you, my babe. 1217 00:58:16,005 --> 00:58:17,839 You're welcome. I used to work at IHOP, 1218 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,807 so I know the recipe. 1219 00:58:19,808 --> 00:58:21,709 You can share some of that if you want. 1220 00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:22,978 - No, I can't. - Okay. 1221 00:58:22,979 --> 00:58:24,546 - It's your birthday. - Good to know. 1222 00:58:24,547 --> 00:58:25,613 What was I thinking? What was I thinking? 1223 00:58:25,614 --> 00:58:28,217 Hmm. What if she doesn't call? 1224 00:58:29,283 --> 00:58:30,552 She will! 1225 00:58:30,553 --> 00:58:32,054 But what if she doesn't? 1226 00:58:32,055 --> 00:58:34,389 Baby, she will. Come here. Look. 1227 00:58:34,390 --> 00:58:36,519 You know what? 1228 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,461 If she doesn't call, you always got me. 1229 00:58:39,462 --> 00:58:40,828 It's not the same. 1230 00:58:40,829 --> 00:58:43,165 - None taken. - I didn't say, "No offense." 1231 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:44,666 Yet you should have. 1232 00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:46,001 You know, we've never not spoken 1233 00:58:46,002 --> 00:58:48,036 on our birthdays for our entire friendship. 1234 00:58:48,037 --> 00:58:50,072 I don't even think we've spent one apart. 1235 00:58:50,073 --> 00:58:51,273 Baby... 1236 00:58:51,274 --> 00:58:52,908 she is going to call you. 1237 00:58:52,909 --> 00:58:55,577 Well, what if she's sad and she needs me? 1238 00:58:55,578 --> 00:58:59,881 Then you both are gonna talk about all of that 1239 00:58:59,882 --> 00:59:03,885 when she calls. Okay? 1240 00:59:03,886 --> 00:59:06,121 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. Right. 1241 00:59:06,122 --> 00:59:07,355 Yeah. 1242 00:59:07,356 --> 00:59:08,723 - That's for me? Thank you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1243 00:59:08,724 --> 00:59:10,826 - Mmm! Mmm! - You're a monster. 1244 00:59:14,330 --> 00:59:15,664 What's up? 1245 00:59:16,498 --> 00:59:17,700 Nothing. 1246 00:59:18,566 --> 00:59:20,002 It's Jane's birthday today 1247 00:59:20,003 --> 00:59:22,470 and, I don't know, we're still in a fight, so... 1248 00:59:22,471 --> 00:59:24,872 - Aw, that sucks. - Yeah. 1249 00:59:24,873 --> 00:59:26,508 What are you up to tonight? 1250 00:59:26,509 --> 00:59:29,277 Mmm, I may have dinner with a friend. 1251 00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:32,747 My dumb ex texted me saying he was in town, 1252 00:59:32,748 --> 00:59:35,017 so he might stop by here. 1253 00:59:35,018 --> 00:59:35,884 Cool. 1254 00:59:35,885 --> 00:59:37,752 Where is this stuff? 1255 00:59:37,753 --> 00:59:39,721 Um, bottom drawer. 1256 00:59:42,891 --> 00:59:45,794 Thank you. You the best. 1257 00:59:56,672 --> 00:59:58,106 Please don't pick up. 1258 00:59:58,107 --> 00:59:59,787 Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. 1259 01:00:00,975 --> 01:00:02,344 Hey, it's Jane. 1260 01:00:02,345 --> 01:00:04,313 Leave a message. Thank you. 1261 01:00:05,146 --> 01:00:06,848 Hi, um... 1262 01:00:06,849 --> 01:00:09,784 This is me. Uh, it's Lucy. 1263 01:00:09,785 --> 01:00:13,388 Um... I'm just calling to say, 1264 01:00:13,389 --> 01:00:16,992 uh, happy birthday to you, 1265 01:00:16,993 --> 01:00:21,397 and, um, many, many great days. 1266 01:00:22,329 --> 01:00:23,831 Uh... 1267 01:00:23,832 --> 01:00:25,600 I hope you're doing good. 1268 01:00:25,601 --> 01:00:27,669 And I will see you soon. 1269 01:00:27,670 --> 01:00:29,871 I mean, talk to you soon. 1270 01:00:29,872 --> 01:00:31,706 Happy birthday. 1271 01:00:33,376 --> 01:00:34,609 You look great. 1272 01:00:34,610 --> 01:00:36,244 - Okay. Look at you. - I can't believe 1273 01:00:36,245 --> 01:00:38,046 - how long it's been. - You look so good. 1274 01:00:39,582 --> 01:00:41,350 - You're hilarious. - Yeah? 1275 01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:47,155 I'm just calling to say happy birthday to you, 1276 01:00:47,156 --> 01:00:52,027 and, um, many, many great days. 1277 01:00:52,028 --> 01:00:54,963 Uh, I hope you're doing good. 1278 01:00:54,964 --> 01:00:58,733 And I will see you soon. I mean, talk to you soon. 1279 01:00:58,734 --> 01:01:00,103 Happy birthday. 1280 01:01:02,669 --> 01:01:05,640 Hi, um, this is me. 1281 01:01:05,641 --> 01:01:07,142 Uh, it's Lucy... 1282 01:01:07,143 --> 01:01:08,576 Jane? 1283 01:01:08,577 --> 01:01:11,046 Hey, when you have a second, can I see you in my office? 1284 01:01:11,047 --> 01:01:13,316 - Sure. I'll be right there. - Okay, thanks. 1285 01:01:15,516 --> 01:01:17,185 You guys, she totally fell for it. 1286 01:01:17,186 --> 01:01:19,387 She's coming. She fell for it. Here she comes. 1287 01:01:19,388 --> 01:01:22,357 - Surprise! - Surprise! 1288 01:01:22,358 --> 01:01:25,427 Happy birthday! Make a wish for London Town. 1289 01:01:25,428 --> 01:01:28,196 I told them no cake, so I'm not tempted to eat any. 1290 01:01:28,197 --> 01:01:29,597 But I love cake. 1291 01:01:29,598 --> 01:01:30,898 Sorry. I don't want it. 1292 01:01:30,899 --> 01:01:32,234 Can you turn to your left? 1293 01:01:32,235 --> 01:01:34,136 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 1294 01:01:34,137 --> 01:01:36,004 I have a little something for you. 1295 01:01:36,005 --> 01:01:37,539 A credit 1296 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:39,908 to the Tate Modern gift shop. 1297 01:01:39,909 --> 01:01:42,177 It's been in my wallet for about five years. 1298 01:01:42,178 --> 01:01:44,112 Thank you so much, Mr. Davis. 1299 01:01:44,113 --> 01:01:46,081 You deserve it. Have a safe trip. 1300 01:01:46,082 --> 01:01:48,150 Oh, I don't leave for another three weeks. 1301 01:01:48,151 --> 01:01:50,286 - I'm gonna say goodbye now. - Okay. 1302 01:01:51,653 --> 01:01:53,555 - Open it. - Oh. 1303 01:01:53,556 --> 01:01:55,423 You didn't have to get me anything. 1304 01:01:59,593 --> 01:02:00,862 Hammock Sanctuary? 1305 01:02:00,863 --> 01:02:02,864 - Have you been? - No. 1306 01:02:02,865 --> 01:02:04,799 Oh, my God, you're gonna love it. 1307 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,868 It's a mind-body new vibes retreat. 1308 01:02:06,869 --> 01:02:08,336 And everything's in a hammock. 1309 01:02:08,337 --> 01:02:09,537 You eat in a hammock, you sleep in a hammock, 1310 01:02:09,538 --> 01:02:10,605 you live in a hammock. 1311 01:02:10,606 --> 01:02:11,734 You could have that privilege. 1312 01:02:11,735 --> 01:02:13,475 Oh, my! Uh... 1313 01:02:13,476 --> 01:02:15,010 Wh... where is it? 1314 01:02:15,011 --> 01:02:17,612 In the middle of the woods, totally off the grid. 1315 01:02:17,613 --> 01:02:19,214 And you're not even supposed to bring your phone, 1316 01:02:19,215 --> 01:02:20,815 but I will for Insta, obviously, 1317 01:02:20,816 --> 01:02:22,217 'cause I'm not a fucking psychopath. 1318 01:02:22,218 --> 01:02:25,053 Smile. Say, "Hammock girls." 1319 01:02:25,054 --> 01:02:26,989 Hammock gir... I need to hear it. 1320 01:02:26,990 --> 01:02:29,191 Hammock girls. 1321 01:02:29,192 --> 01:02:30,959 All right, so, is this a cult? 1322 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,360 'Cause it sounds like a cult. 1323 01:02:32,361 --> 01:02:34,862 It was a gift. What was I supposed to say? 1324 01:02:34,863 --> 01:02:37,299 You say, "No, thank you, white lady. I'm good." 1325 01:02:43,365 --> 01:02:44,540 Lucy's not here. 1326 01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:47,475 I know. I'm just... 1327 01:02:47,476 --> 01:02:49,011 - looking at... - What? 1328 01:02:49,012 --> 01:02:51,280 - Something. - Okay. 1329 01:02:54,115 --> 01:02:56,252 I think it's nice that she called. 1330 01:02:58,086 --> 01:03:00,156 Maybe you should call her back. 1331 01:03:02,390 --> 01:03:04,026 I think you should. 1332 01:03:04,027 --> 01:03:06,861 She doesn't even know that I'm leaving earlier. 1333 01:03:06,862 --> 01:03:09,331 You should tell her. 1334 01:03:09,332 --> 01:03:11,867 - Did you already tell her? - Me? 1335 01:03:12,433 --> 01:03:14,536 No! Nah. Mmm-mmm. 1336 01:03:14,537 --> 01:03:15,904 Mmm-mmm. 1337 01:03:15,905 --> 01:03:19,041 You're being weird. Why are you being weird? 1338 01:03:19,042 --> 01:03:21,609 Why is everyone being so fucking weird? 1339 01:03:21,610 --> 01:03:23,545 What? 1340 01:03:23,546 --> 01:03:25,680 I don't know. I... 1341 01:03:25,681 --> 01:03:28,283 don't think I could go. 1342 01:03:28,284 --> 01:03:31,186 That's fine. You can come later. 1343 01:03:31,187 --> 01:03:32,921 Yeah. 1344 01:03:32,922 --> 01:03:36,224 - Fine. That's fine. - What? 1345 01:03:36,225 --> 01:03:38,426 I don't think I could go. 1346 01:03:38,427 --> 01:03:41,965 I just said you can come whenever. 1347 01:03:44,899 --> 01:03:46,269 I mean "go." 1348 01:03:47,101 --> 01:03:49,572 Like... at all. 1349 01:03:51,305 --> 01:03:53,175 - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - What are you talking about? 1350 01:03:53,176 --> 01:03:54,442 I don't want to talk about this right now. 1351 01:03:54,443 --> 01:03:55,978 Well, you're already talking about it, 1352 01:03:55,979 --> 01:03:59,047 so... can you please continue? 1353 01:03:59,048 --> 01:04:02,085 My life... is here. 1354 01:04:03,650 --> 01:04:06,922 - I'm part of your life. - Yes, yes. Of course. 1355 01:04:06,923 --> 01:04:10,192 I just mean... my job. 1356 01:04:10,193 --> 01:04:14,163 And my family and my friends. 1357 01:04:18,932 --> 01:04:21,470 You didn't even ask me if I wanted to go. 1358 01:04:22,904 --> 01:04:25,440 You just assumed I would. 1359 01:04:25,441 --> 01:04:29,144 Ah, fuck it. I've just been thinking about this so much. 1360 01:04:29,145 --> 01:04:31,146 And I love you, and I want to be with you. 1361 01:04:31,147 --> 01:04:33,515 I really do, but... 1362 01:04:33,516 --> 01:04:36,484 I don't think I could do it there. 1363 01:04:36,485 --> 01:04:39,988 Maybe, you know, after a year I'll go. 1364 01:04:39,989 --> 01:04:42,191 Or maybe you'll come back, 1365 01:04:42,858 --> 01:04:44,227 make it work. 1366 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:58,007 Have a great celebration. 1367 01:06:15,645 --> 01:06:17,185 Hey. 1368 01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:19,421 - Hi. - You got a sec? 1369 01:06:19,422 --> 01:06:22,624 Yeah, I sure do. I'm here till 5:00. 1370 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,426 Um... 1371 01:06:24,427 --> 01:06:28,330 I just wanted to talk to you to let you know... 1372 01:06:28,331 --> 01:06:31,799 that I'm gonna be going to Portland in a month. 1373 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,738 Yeah, and I'll probably be there for a little while. 1374 01:06:37,071 --> 01:06:38,974 Great. 1375 01:06:38,975 --> 01:06:40,542 - For the ex? - Yeah. 1376 01:06:40,543 --> 01:06:44,346 I don't know if we're, like... getting back together 1377 01:06:44,347 --> 01:06:47,010 or if this is the worst idea in the world... 1378 01:06:48,684 --> 01:06:51,119 But I just... I wanted to tell you because... 1379 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,321 It's okay. Yeah. 1380 01:06:53,322 --> 01:06:54,657 Well, 'cause you... 1381 01:06:56,919 --> 01:06:58,794 'Cause you make the schedule. 1382 01:06:59,522 --> 01:07:01,096 Right. 1383 01:07:01,097 --> 01:07:03,732 Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Thank you. 1384 01:07:04,532 --> 01:07:07,269 - Are we okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1385 01:07:07,270 --> 01:07:09,704 - Yeah, we're okay. - Okay. 1386 01:07:09,705 --> 01:07:11,035 Cool. 1387 01:07:13,107 --> 01:07:14,176 Love ya. 1388 01:08:09,897 --> 01:08:11,133 Are you serious? 1389 01:08:15,470 --> 01:08:16,539 Wow. 1390 01:08:17,272 --> 01:08:19,103 I wasn't expecting that. 1391 01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:21,577 Are you sure? 1392 01:08:22,810 --> 01:08:26,882 And you're just realizing this recently? 1393 01:08:28,116 --> 01:08:31,220 I think I've known for a while. 1394 01:08:32,882 --> 01:08:34,822 Have you been with girls? 1395 01:08:34,823 --> 01:08:36,892 Mmm-hmm. One. 1396 01:08:37,892 --> 01:08:39,262 Did you like it? 1397 01:08:41,962 --> 01:08:45,901 I think maybe I liked it a little bit more than she did. 1398 01:08:45,902 --> 01:08:47,069 Mmm. 1399 01:08:47,070 --> 01:08:48,736 Do you want me to destroy her? 1400 01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:52,208 I'm not really sure what to say. 1401 01:08:54,008 --> 01:08:56,211 You can say anything. 1402 01:08:56,212 --> 01:08:58,513 So, do you have a type? 1403 01:08:58,514 --> 01:09:01,116 No. I don't know. 1404 01:09:01,117 --> 01:09:04,252 I like brunettes with long hair 1405 01:09:04,253 --> 01:09:06,922 who are attracted to women. 1406 01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:08,623 It's funny, 1407 01:09:08,624 --> 01:09:10,292 I always felt like you treated me 1408 01:09:10,293 --> 01:09:11,826 like your gay best friend. 1409 01:09:11,827 --> 01:09:13,895 But, uh, it turns out you're mine. 1410 01:09:13,896 --> 01:09:15,763 Oh, I'm sorry. 1411 01:09:15,764 --> 01:09:17,160 I'm sorry that I... 1412 01:09:19,768 --> 01:09:21,304 couldn't tell you. 1413 01:09:22,470 --> 01:09:24,207 I'm sorry about the girl. 1414 01:09:25,874 --> 01:09:27,243 It's all good. 1415 01:09:30,144 --> 01:09:31,514 Good night, Ben. 1416 01:09:33,148 --> 01:09:34,816 Come on. 1417 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:42,358 ♪ True love will find you In the end ♪ 1418 01:09:46,793 --> 01:09:51,667 ♪ You'll find out Just who was your friend ♪ 1419 01:09:56,171 --> 01:09:58,140 ♪ Don't be sad ♪ 1420 01:09:58,141 --> 01:10:00,242 ♪ I know you will... ♪ 1421 01:10:00,243 --> 01:10:02,677 Oh, my aunt is a nurse. 1422 01:10:02,678 --> 01:10:04,546 That's... I don't know how you guys do it. 1423 01:10:04,547 --> 01:10:06,648 I'm not cool with needles. 1424 01:10:06,649 --> 01:10:09,751 Oh, but it's so satisfying when you get the vein. 1425 01:10:09,752 --> 01:10:11,086 Right. 1426 01:10:11,087 --> 01:10:14,256 ♪ True love will find you In the end... ♪ 1427 01:10:14,257 --> 01:10:16,291 So, what do you do? 1428 01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:18,260 Um, I'm... 1429 01:10:18,261 --> 01:10:20,224 I'm an artist. 1430 01:10:27,035 --> 01:10:28,470 Bathroom. 1431 01:10:28,471 --> 01:10:30,233 Whoa! 1432 01:10:30,234 --> 01:10:32,307 I'm fine. I'm fine. 1433 01:10:32,308 --> 01:10:33,742 Oh, shit. 1434 01:10:36,877 --> 01:10:42,451 ♪ 'Cause true love Is searching too... ♪ 1435 01:10:45,621 --> 01:10:48,023 I would fuck Helen Mirren and I'd kill Angelina. 1436 01:10:48,024 --> 01:10:49,457 You would fuck Helen Mirren? 1437 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:51,293 That's crazy. 1438 01:10:51,294 --> 01:10:52,894 - No, I'll get it. - No! 1439 01:10:54,330 --> 01:10:56,899 Uh, no, I'm gonna get it. You can get the next one. 1440 01:10:57,732 --> 01:10:58,732 Okay. 1441 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,636 We can go for a small pizza. 1442 01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:02,571 Wow. 1443 01:11:02,572 --> 01:11:04,139 That's generous of you. 1444 01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:06,341 But no sides, okay? 1445 01:11:06,342 --> 01:11:10,078 Just tap water. That's it. 1446 01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:15,684 ♪ True love will find you In the end ♪ 1447 01:11:17,585 --> 01:11:20,322 ♪ Are you ready For the weekend of your life? ♪ 1448 01:11:20,323 --> 01:11:23,158 ♪ With the hammock Come with me to a hammock ♪ 1449 01:11:23,159 --> 01:11:25,493 ♪ Have a hammock Sit in a hammock ♪ 1450 01:11:25,494 --> 01:11:28,163 ♪ Enjoy it Are you ready? ♪ 1451 01:11:28,164 --> 01:11:29,965 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1452 01:11:37,838 --> 01:11:42,644 Welcome... to the Hammock Sanctuary. 1453 01:11:42,645 --> 01:11:45,914 Like the bosoms of our foremothers, 1454 01:11:45,915 --> 01:11:49,918 the hammock cradles us. 1455 01:11:49,919 --> 01:11:53,589 If the trees of the forest are our legs... 1456 01:11:54,522 --> 01:11:57,725 the hammock is our vulva. 1457 01:11:57,726 --> 01:12:00,795 Let's close our eyes and allow ourselves 1458 01:12:00,796 --> 01:12:05,034 to be enveloped by our mesh cocoons. 1459 01:12:07,335 --> 01:12:10,333 We are all seeds of the universe, 1460 01:12:10,334 --> 01:12:13,241 and soon we will begin to bloom. 1461 01:12:21,615 --> 01:12:23,347 Let's close our eyes. 1462 01:12:25,386 --> 01:12:26,755 Let's close them. 1463 01:12:28,255 --> 01:12:30,825 - And we'll close them. - Okay. 1464 01:12:30,826 --> 01:12:32,627 - Okay, close your eyes. - I will. 1465 01:12:32,628 --> 01:12:34,430 Well, you're not closing them. 1466 01:12:35,696 --> 01:12:38,400 As we open our throat chakra, 1467 01:12:38,401 --> 01:12:41,436 I encourage you all 1468 01:12:41,437 --> 01:12:44,406 to release your voice 1469 01:12:44,407 --> 01:12:47,542 as ferociously as the Vishuddha... 1470 01:12:47,543 --> 01:12:50,145 will allow. 1471 01:12:54,215 --> 01:12:55,850 That was nice, Kat. 1472 01:12:58,087 --> 01:12:59,454 Would it help if I rocked you? 1473 01:12:59,455 --> 01:13:00,923 No, I'm okay, thank you. 1474 01:13:00,924 --> 01:13:03,091 - Let me rock you. - I'm good. 1475 01:13:03,092 --> 01:13:04,993 It'd be best if I rocked you. 1476 01:13:07,096 --> 01:13:09,464 You need to let it out. It's in here. 1477 01:13:09,465 --> 01:13:11,466 It's right in there. 1478 01:13:11,467 --> 01:13:13,069 It needs to come out. 1479 01:13:18,741 --> 01:13:21,577 Okay, well... Jesus Christ. 1480 01:14:18,967 --> 01:14:20,035 Hi. 1481 01:14:29,676 --> 01:14:30,879 What are you gonna get? 1482 01:14:31,746 --> 01:14:33,781 Um., maybe an omelet. 1483 01:14:33,782 --> 01:14:35,985 - That sounds good. - Mmm. 1484 01:14:37,318 --> 01:14:38,720 You girls ready? 1485 01:14:38,721 --> 01:14:41,856 Yeah. May I have an omelet with tomato and spinach? 1486 01:14:41,857 --> 01:14:44,259 - Mmm-hmm. - Please. And an iced coffee. 1487 01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:45,928 Thank you. 1488 01:14:45,929 --> 01:14:48,864 I'll do the Chinese chicken salad and a green tea. Thanks. 1489 01:14:49,864 --> 01:14:51,333 No more veggie burgers? 1490 01:14:51,334 --> 01:14:53,969 Just switching it up. 1491 01:14:53,970 --> 01:14:56,772 Wild! 1492 01:15:00,308 --> 01:15:01,743 So, when do you leave? 1493 01:15:01,744 --> 01:15:03,711 I'm going early, actually. 1494 01:15:03,712 --> 01:15:05,480 I leave next week. 1495 01:15:05,481 --> 01:15:07,249 Next... Wow, that's... 1496 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:10,218 What made you want to do that? 1497 01:15:10,219 --> 01:15:12,320 Danny's not going anymore. 1498 01:15:12,321 --> 01:15:14,022 You and I were in a fight. 1499 01:15:14,023 --> 01:15:17,059 It's easier to leave than deal with those things, I suppose. 1500 01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:18,727 Danny's not going? 1501 01:15:19,695 --> 01:15:21,463 Why? What happened? 1502 01:15:21,464 --> 01:15:24,332 He said he likes his life here. 1503 01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:26,769 Which is fine. 1504 01:15:28,603 --> 01:15:31,473 I'm sorry. Are you okay? 1505 01:15:31,474 --> 01:15:32,909 It's fine. 1506 01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:35,843 It's fine. 1507 01:15:35,844 --> 01:15:37,813 What have you been up to? 1508 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,415 Well, I... I quit the spa. 1509 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:44,119 Holy shit! That's amazing, Lucy. Good for you. 1510 01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:46,621 Thanks. I started painting again. 1511 01:15:46,622 --> 01:15:48,123 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 1512 01:15:48,124 --> 01:15:49,292 That's great! 1513 01:15:51,158 --> 01:15:53,761 And I've been on some girl dates. 1514 01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:56,498 What? You don't start with that? 1515 01:15:56,499 --> 01:15:58,633 - I'm just taking it slow. - Wow! 1516 01:15:58,634 --> 01:16:00,202 Okay, you're playing it so cool. 1517 01:16:00,203 --> 01:16:02,204 What happened with BB Brit-Brit? 1518 01:16:02,205 --> 01:16:04,639 Oh, BB Brit-Brit, yes. 1519 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,341 Um, she's straight. 1520 01:16:06,342 --> 01:16:08,644 Ah, I doubt that very much. 1521 01:16:10,244 --> 01:16:11,646 Yeah. 1522 01:16:11,647 --> 01:16:12,981 We had a try-on party. 1523 01:16:12,982 --> 01:16:15,578 - That is not a thing. - It is a thing. 1524 01:16:15,579 --> 01:16:17,652 Okay, did you make out? 1525 01:16:17,653 --> 01:16:19,354 Did you make out? 1526 01:16:19,355 --> 01:16:22,490 You may ask me some questions that I will say yes or no to. 1527 01:16:22,491 --> 01:16:24,292 Okay. Boobs in mouth? 1528 01:16:24,293 --> 01:16:25,860 Wow. Um, yes. 1529 01:16:25,861 --> 01:16:27,095 Did you go down on her? 1530 01:16:27,096 --> 01:16:29,731 - No. - Did she go down on you? 1531 01:16:29,732 --> 01:16:32,134 - Yes. - Um, did you finger-bang her? 1532 01:16:32,135 --> 01:16:34,336 - Oh, my God. - Butt stuff? Any butt stuff? 1533 01:16:34,337 --> 01:16:36,871 What? Butt stuff? Jane, that is hardcore. 1534 01:16:36,872 --> 01:16:38,741 You definitely did butt stuff. 1535 01:16:39,741 --> 01:16:41,243 - No. - Yeah! 1536 01:16:41,244 --> 01:16:43,011 Oh, my God. We don't need to talk about it. 1537 01:16:43,012 --> 01:16:46,282 I just can't believe I missed all of this. 1538 01:16:49,885 --> 01:16:51,886 I'm... I'm... 1539 01:16:51,887 --> 01:16:54,357 I'm really sorry, Lucy. 1540 01:16:57,192 --> 01:17:00,295 - You don't have to apologize. - Yes, I do. 1541 01:17:00,296 --> 01:17:01,964 And I really am. 1542 01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:05,333 I was just... I don't know, I was... 1543 01:17:05,334 --> 01:17:06,768 I was frustrated. 1544 01:17:06,769 --> 01:17:09,371 You were so stuck, I was just trying to help. 1545 01:17:09,372 --> 01:17:10,973 Yeah, I know. 1546 01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:12,140 I don't know why I've always been 1547 01:17:12,141 --> 01:17:13,976 so set on solving your problems. 1548 01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:16,178 Hmm. Hmm. 1549 01:17:16,179 --> 01:17:18,346 May I venture a guess? 1550 01:17:18,347 --> 01:17:19,642 Have at it. 1551 01:17:19,643 --> 01:17:22,450 I think that perhaps, I don't know, 1552 01:17:22,451 --> 01:17:26,554 maybe it's easier to focus on someone else's problems 1553 01:17:26,555 --> 01:17:28,790 than face your own, 1554 01:17:28,791 --> 01:17:32,527 and perhaps there's some control issues 1555 01:17:32,528 --> 01:17:35,658 from being forced to move here when you were a teenager. 1556 01:17:35,659 --> 01:17:37,632 No, that's not it. 1557 01:17:37,633 --> 01:17:39,334 Oh, yeah, that's not it? 1558 01:17:41,570 --> 01:17:43,371 I took you for granted. 1559 01:17:43,372 --> 01:17:45,873 I don't know why it took swinging in a dirty hammock 1560 01:17:45,874 --> 01:17:48,776 for me to realize that I really fucking need you. 1561 01:17:48,777 --> 01:17:50,278 Oh, I hate this! 1562 01:17:50,279 --> 01:17:51,947 I feel like I've skipped a whole season of your life. 1563 01:17:51,948 --> 01:17:53,315 What am I gonna miss 1564 01:17:53,316 --> 01:17:54,582 when I'm on the other side of the world? 1565 01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:56,952 Probably butt stuff. 1566 01:17:56,953 --> 01:17:59,721 {\an8}Okay, can we figure out when you'll visit? 1567 01:17:59,722 --> 01:18:01,556 Yeah, I'll come when you get settled. 1568 01:18:01,557 --> 01:18:03,391 In two weeks? 1569 01:18:03,392 --> 01:18:05,460 Jane, you're gonna be okay. 1570 01:18:05,461 --> 01:18:06,828 You're gonna love being there. 1571 01:18:06,829 --> 01:18:08,396 It's your home. 1572 01:18:08,397 --> 01:18:11,166 I mean, you speak the language. That's good. 1573 01:18:11,167 --> 01:18:14,402 You make super-annoying friends, like, really easily. 1574 01:18:14,403 --> 01:18:16,504 You're gonna find a new me in, like, a week. 1575 01:18:16,505 --> 01:18:19,341 I will never find a new you. 1576 01:18:19,342 --> 01:18:21,410 I don't wanna miss your first girlfriend. 1577 01:18:24,011 --> 01:18:25,547 Do you have a ride to the airport? 1578 01:18:25,548 --> 01:18:26,681 Do you want me to take you? 1579 01:18:26,682 --> 01:18:28,450 No, you are a terrible driver. 1580 01:18:28,451 --> 01:18:32,520 I'm not. I feel that I'm actually a really good driver. One car... 1581 01:18:32,521 --> 01:18:35,357 You have to see what's going on behind you right now. 1582 01:18:37,226 --> 01:18:39,227 Oh, my God! Wow! 1583 01:18:39,228 --> 01:18:41,896 The whole thing? I've never thought of doing that. 1584 01:18:41,897 --> 01:18:44,766 - But I will now. - That is great. 1585 01:18:51,305 --> 01:18:53,108 Whoo! London Town! 1586 01:18:53,109 --> 01:18:56,478 - You sound like Kat. - Wow. 1587 01:18:56,479 --> 01:19:00,515 That's actually the meanest thing you've ever said to me. 1588 01:19:00,516 --> 01:19:02,684 And you've said some really fucked-up shit. 1589 01:19:02,685 --> 01:19:04,748 Oh. 1590 01:19:06,248 --> 01:19:07,256 Yeah. 1591 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:10,927 Okay. 1592 01:19:14,995 --> 01:19:17,900 - Cheer up, buttercup. - Oh, please. No. 1593 01:19:20,168 --> 01:19:21,336 Oh. 1594 01:19:21,337 --> 01:19:22,804 Is it still broken? 1595 01:19:22,805 --> 01:19:25,073 I thought you got that fixed. 1596 01:19:25,074 --> 01:19:27,542 Yeah, well, you just have to open it from the inside. 1597 01:19:27,543 --> 01:19:28,977 It's not broken. 1598 01:19:28,978 --> 01:19:31,246 That sounds really safe. 1599 01:19:31,247 --> 01:19:33,182 Okay! 1600 01:19:33,781 --> 01:19:35,317 Here we go. 1601 01:19:35,318 --> 01:19:37,520 - Oh! - Oh, Jesus! Shall we swap? 1602 01:19:38,753 --> 01:19:40,123 That's it. 1603 01:19:43,126 --> 01:19:44,226 Okay. 1604 01:19:44,227 --> 01:19:47,362 - Whoo! - Jesus! 1605 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:54,202 Why are you smiling? 1606 01:19:54,203 --> 01:19:58,406 Um... What? Because I'm happy for you. 1607 01:19:58,407 --> 01:20:00,343 This is really exciting. 1608 01:20:04,806 --> 01:20:07,182 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm great. 1609 01:20:07,183 --> 01:20:09,417 I'm also... You know, I'm happy for me, too. 1610 01:20:09,418 --> 01:20:11,786 Because I won't be here to boss you around? 1611 01:20:11,787 --> 01:20:14,990 No, because I'm coming with you. 1612 01:20:14,991 --> 01:20:16,424 - What? - I'm coming. 1613 01:20:16,425 --> 01:20:20,662 I'm gonna come on this plane to London Town. 1614 01:20:20,663 --> 01:20:22,230 What are you talking about? 1615 01:20:22,231 --> 01:20:23,999 I know that you really like to tell me what I need, 1616 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,169 but I know what you need also. 1617 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:30,305 And that is me, so I'm coming 1618 01:20:30,306 --> 01:20:33,375 for emotional support and overall encouragement. 1619 01:20:33,376 --> 01:20:35,510 - Are you serious? - Well, yes! 1620 01:20:35,511 --> 01:20:37,745 You had shaky voice at the diner. 1621 01:20:37,746 --> 01:20:39,781 No, I didn't. It was the wind. 1622 01:20:39,782 --> 01:20:42,951 - You were trembling. - How long are you gonna stay? 1623 01:20:42,952 --> 01:20:44,519 Well, I don't know. 1624 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:47,655 Maybe a fortnight. That means two weeks in England. 1625 01:20:47,656 --> 01:20:49,791 - Okay? - Yeah, I know what a fortnight is. 1626 01:20:49,792 --> 01:20:51,726 It's just to get you settled, you know? 1627 01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:53,395 This is crazy! 1628 01:20:53,396 --> 01:20:55,830 And I brought you a muffin. 1629 01:20:55,831 --> 01:20:58,566 You can have half when we take off and half over New York. 1630 01:20:59,863 --> 01:21:02,804 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 1631 01:21:02,805 --> 01:21:04,106 We're going to London together. 1632 01:21:04,107 --> 01:21:05,673 I know. It's great. Hey, no. 1633 01:21:05,674 --> 01:21:09,777 I said half when we take off and half over New York. 1634 01:21:09,778 --> 01:21:11,179 You're so bossy. 1635 01:21:11,180 --> 01:21:13,081 Yeah, well, that's who I am now. I'm in charge. 1636 01:21:13,082 --> 01:21:15,051 What are you gonna do with your car? 1637 01:21:17,519 --> 01:21:19,221 Oh. 1638 01:21:19,222 --> 01:21:22,224 Um, I'm gonna, uh, park it. 1639 01:21:22,225 --> 01:21:23,725 What about your passport? 1640 01:21:23,726 --> 01:21:25,593 I have it in my bag. 1641 01:21:25,594 --> 01:21:28,330 - Has it expired? - They expire? 1642 01:21:28,331 --> 01:21:29,764 Do you have luggage? 1643 01:21:29,765 --> 01:21:31,233 I have a carry-on. 1644 01:21:31,234 --> 01:21:32,667 You're gonna need a warmer jacket than that. 1645 01:21:32,668 --> 01:21:35,304 No. Okay, that's enough. No more talking. 1646 01:22:03,564 --> 01:22:08,403 ♪ In Los Ageless The winter never comes ♪ 1647 01:22:08,404 --> 01:22:12,207 ♪ In Los Ageless The mothers milk their young ♪ 1648 01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:14,509 ♪ But I can keep running ♪ 1649 01:22:14,510 --> 01:22:17,280 ♪ No, I can keep running ♪ 1650 01:22:22,883 --> 01:22:27,689 ♪ The Los Ageless Hang out by the bar ♪ 1651 01:22:27,690 --> 01:22:31,526 ♪ Burn the pages Of unwritten memoirs ♪ 1652 01:22:31,527 --> 01:22:34,029 ♪ But I can keep running ♪ 1653 01:22:34,030 --> 01:22:37,233 ♪ No, I can keep running ♪ 1654 01:22:42,203 --> 01:22:44,572 ♪ How can anybody have you? ♪ 1655 01:22:44,573 --> 01:22:46,874 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you? ♪ 1656 01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:49,144 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you ♪ 1657 01:22:49,145 --> 01:22:52,180 ♪ And not lose Their minds, too? ♪ 1658 01:22:52,181 --> 01:22:54,282 ♪ How can anybody have you? ♪ 1659 01:22:54,283 --> 01:22:56,818 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you? ♪ 1660 01:22:56,819 --> 01:22:59,154 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you ♪ 1661 01:22:59,155 --> 01:23:02,458 ♪ And not lose Their minds, too? ♪ 1662 01:23:02,991 --> 01:23:04,693 ♪ Oh ♪ 1663 01:23:09,295 --> 01:23:14,302 ♪ The last days Of the sunset superstars ♪ 1664 01:23:14,303 --> 01:23:18,073 ♪ Girls in cages Playing their guitars ♪ 1665 01:23:18,074 --> 01:23:20,208 ♪ But how can I leave? ♪ 1666 01:23:20,209 --> 01:23:24,547 ♪ I just follow the hood Of my car ♪ 1667 01:23:28,716 --> 01:23:33,155 ♪ In Los Ageless The waves, they never break ♪ 1668 01:23:33,156 --> 01:23:37,292 ♪ They build and build until You don't have no escape ♪ 1669 01:23:37,293 --> 01:23:39,427 ♪ But how can I leave? ♪ 1670 01:23:39,428 --> 01:23:44,099 ♪ I just follow my hood To the sea ♪ 1671 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,469 ♪ Go to sleep ♪ 1672 01:23:48,036 --> 01:23:49,871 ♪ How can anybody have you? ♪ 1673 01:23:49,872 --> 01:23:52,674 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you? ♪ 1674 01:23:52,675 --> 01:23:54,709 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you ♪ 1675 01:23:54,710 --> 01:23:58,314 ♪ And not lose Their minds, too? ♪ 1676 01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,415 ♪ Oh ♪ 1677 01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:04,953 ♪ Oh my Lord Oh, we really did it now ♪ 1678 01:24:04,954 --> 01:24:08,991 ♪ I'm a monster And you're my sacred cow ♪ 1679 01:24:08,992 --> 01:24:11,259 ♪ But I can keep running ♪ 1680 01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:14,129 ♪ No, I can keep on running ♪ 1681 01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,730 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1682 01:24:15,731 --> 01:24:18,301 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1683 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,669 ♪ How can anybody have you? ♪ 1684 01:24:21,670 --> 01:24:24,372 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you? ♪ 1685 01:24:24,373 --> 01:24:26,441 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you ♪ 1686 01:24:26,442 --> 01:24:29,244 ♪ And not lose Their minds, too? ♪ 1687 01:24:29,245 --> 01:24:31,613 ♪ How can anybody have you? ♪ 1688 01:24:31,614 --> 01:24:34,049 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you? ♪ 1689 01:24:34,050 --> 01:24:36,318 ♪ How can anybody have you And lose you ♪ 1690 01:24:36,319 --> 01:24:40,923 ♪ And not lose their minds? ♪ 1691 01:24:40,924 --> 01:24:42,491 ♪ Oh ♪ 118851

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