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Good evening.
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It is always pleasant
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to greet old customers.
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As you know,
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I have always been
a great believer
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that there is safety in numbers,
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provided those numbers are
preceded by dollar signs.
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Working in a bank
has also taught me
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a great deal about people.
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Most of them don't seem
to be able to fill out
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our withdrawal slips properly.
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Here is one I handled recently,
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a typical example.
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He didn't even attempt
to use our form,
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but made one of his own.
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At the top, he has printed,
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"This is a hold-up."
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Below that, he's written,
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"Put $5,000 in a
brown paper sack,
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and hand it to me."
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He didn't even sign his name,
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but I honored it.
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I recognized him
as the president
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of the bank across the street.
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Tonight's drama is
concerned with a bank.
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The commercial is about money.
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That's what our
sponsor makes, you know.
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Mr. Tritt.
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Ah, thank you.
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Mr. Logan.
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-Colonel Binns.
-Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Ham looks awfully
fat this morning.
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Mrs. Merrell!
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Mrs. Merrell.
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There's something
wrong with this egg.
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I beg your pardon,
Colonel Binns?
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This egg is fertile.
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Well, really,
Colonel Binns?
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Would you mind
getting the doorbell?
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I'm sure it's a
telegram for Mr. Tritt.
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Could it be from
your bank, Mr. Tritt?
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Possibly they want
to make you president.
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(laughing)
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Mr. Logan,
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if that is another
telegram from you,
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I shall slap your face.
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(silverware clanking)
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(paper rustling)
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When are you going
to give me back my $200?
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Mr. Logan, we had this
all out 10 months ago.
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I did not steal
$200 from you.
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You stole it
and you know it.
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Excuse me, Mr. Logan,
we're both going to be late.
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I had $324 in my
hand that day.
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When you entered the amount
in my account, it was $124.
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Remember, Mr. Logan,
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my cash balanced when you
came back and complained.
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Well, of course it balanced.
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You'd made a mistake in
somebody else's account
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and then you used my $200 to
try to cover up your mistake.
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You thought I was just
an absent-minded professor
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and I wouldn't notice.
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Well, I did notice,
Mr. Tritt, I did notice.
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Mr. Logan, I'm going to go
a long, long way in the bank.
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I cannot afford
to make a mistake.
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I'll get you, Mr. Tritt.
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I don't like to be had.
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Goodbye, Mr. Logan.
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Goodbye, Mr. Tritt.
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Always happy to
be of service.
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Come see us again.
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Goodbye.
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(footsteps)
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Mr. Pinkson.
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Well, have a good
Thanksgiving?
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Yes, thanks.
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I have some bonds
I'd like to cash.
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Sure, come in.
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Cashing in quite
a few, aren't you?
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Well, yes.
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My mother's in the hospital.
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She had an operation
about 10 months ago.
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I've been sort of dipping
into my bonds ever since.
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Just a minute,
I'll call Mr. Tritt.
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-Mr. Tritt?
-Yes, he does that now.
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We've moved him up
to the first cage.
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Oh, he's an up-and-comer.
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He'll be vice-president next.
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Oh, Mr. Tritt, please.
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Mr. Logan wants
to cash some bonds.
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Mr. Tritt will
be right with you.
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Thank you.
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Oh yes, yes, I'm
still listening.
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Mr. Logan, I--
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I understand you have some
bonds you want to cash?
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Are you all right?
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Yes.
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Yes, I'm fine.
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You sure you don't want
me to call a doctor?
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No, I'm fine.
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Mr. Logan, what is it?
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I've never seen you
look so happy before.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Mr. Logan.
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Mr. Logan, don't you
want to cash your bonds?
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I'll be back.
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I'll be back!
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Yes, sir?
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I need a gun.
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For what age boy, sir?
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Well, it's for me.
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Oh, actually,
I want a revolver.
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It doesn't have
to shoot or anything.
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It just has to look real.
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It's for a play.
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Have you seen
these plastic guns?
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Does that look real?
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All you have to do is hold it
in the palm of your hand,
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and you can make
anyone believe.
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Just hold it in the
palm of your hand?
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Mr. Logan, you want to
cash those bonds now?
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Yes, if you'd be so kind.
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Very well, I'll
get the bond chart.
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Now let's see, there's 325.
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That's $67 and 25 cents.
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Perhaps, we'd just better
double check to be sure.
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$67 and 25 cents, exactly.
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Thank you, Mr. Tritt.
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Now, there is one more thing
you can get for me, Mr. Tritt.
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What's that?
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$10,000 in $20 bills.
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Ten thou--
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You just go to your
cage and get the money.
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Come now, Mr. Logan.
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Can't, can't we just
talk this over?
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Put the money in a bag,
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bring it back and put
it here on the table.
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All right, Mr. Logan, you--
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Just sit there,
just sit right there.
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I'll get it for you.
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Mr. Pinkson?
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Mr. Pinkson, call the guard.
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He's got a gun in his pocket.
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He's coming toward me.
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I wasn't calling,
the phone rang.
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It rang for me.
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Just a minute,
I'll put it in a bag.
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Okay, put your hands up!
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Careful, Lewis, he's armed.
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Mr. Logan, I'm sorry about
this, but Mr. Tritt tells me
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you have attempted
an armed robbery.
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Mr. Tritt tells you?
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Mr. Tritt, I fear, is suffering
from some persecution complex.
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Get his gun, Lewis.
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Why, he don't have
a gun, Mr. Tritt.
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Of course he has.
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It's right in his
overcoat pocket.
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Let--whoa--
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I'll take it off, Mr. Tritt.
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Mr. Tritt, are you quite
certain you saw it?
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Because if you didn't,
this is rather embarrassing.
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It's perfectly all
right, Mr. Pinkson.
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I won't sue.
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It's here.
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It's got to be here!
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It's got to be here somewhere.
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Mr. Pinkson, if
you'd like to make
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a more thorough examination,
I'd be delighted--
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Good Heavens, no, Mr. Logan.
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Really, that's not necessary.
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Glad to.
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I beg you, sir, pull
up your suspenders.
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I must ask you to return
to your cage now, Mr. Tritt.
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You've created quite
enough disturbance.
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Hope you won't make a complaint
about this, Mr. Logan.
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The Boston office would--
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Well, you know how they are in
Boston about a thing like this.
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Oh, no, I certainly wouldn't.
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After all, it was only
some sort of aberration.
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No, I certainly wouldn't.
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If a thing like this were
to get around, it, uh,
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it could harm his career.
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It could, it could indeed.
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Well, I must say,
that's wonderful of you.
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Well, really, what could I do?
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Christmas, you know?
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Thank you.
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(whistling)
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I might have known.
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(whistling continues)
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Mr. Pinkson, could I have
a few minutes off, please?
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I'm a little upset
to my stomach.
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Too much holiday
cheer, Mr. Tritt?
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Mr. Logan's outside, I think
he wants to cash some bonds.
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Just a minute, just a minute.
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I'm terribly sorry you've
been delayed, Mr. Logan.
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Mr. Tritt suddenly
became unwell.
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Did he imagine he
saw another gun?
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You know, ever since that
little incident last month,
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he's, uh, he's changed.
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I suppose, once you've
had an hallucination,
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you're always afraid
it's going to come back.
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Hmm.
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Now, what can I do for you?
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More bonds?
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Well, I don't have any
business to transact,
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I just thought I'd drop in
to see if he was all right.
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Terribly nice of you, Mr. Logan.
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Mr. Tritt, I thought
I could drive you home.
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Drive me?
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Well, yes, I thought
possibly with these spells
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you've been having,
you shouldn't drive.
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I'm in excellent
shape, Mr. Logan.
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Excellent shape.
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You know, biologically speaking,
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that's the most interesting
thing about nervous breakdowns.
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What do you mean it's the
most interesting thing?
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Or rather, I should
say chemically speaking,
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because the
chemistry involved
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is exactly the same as we
find in the decay of meat.
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The decay of meat.
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Don't be late for supper
tonight, Mr. Tritt.
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Oyster stew, you know.
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(doorbell ringing)
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Oyster stew, everybody.
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There should be
seven oysters apiece,
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unless the cook ate one.
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(doorbell ringing)
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Could that be another
telegram for you, Mr. Tritt?
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(celery crunching)
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Celery, Mrs. Bradford?
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Thank you.
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*
271
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,130
Who took the heart?
272
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,760
I took the heart, Mrs. Bradford.
273
00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:26,800
Oh?
274
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:27,860
Well, you had the
heart yesterday.
275
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,260
I haven't had the
heart for a month.
276
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:38,440
*
277
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:39,440
Oh!
278
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:42,610
*
279
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,080
Well, it's for me!
280
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,180
How odd.
281
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,590
Only one oyster for
me, Colonel Binns.
282
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,290
Only one oyster?
283
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,830
Yes, I'm still trying
to learn to like them.
284
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,760
I was brought up
not to read letters
285
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:01,030
in the presence of
others, Mr. Tritt.
286
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:04,300
-That's a telegram.
-It can wait.
287
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,870
At least we might start
the oyster crackers.
288
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,940
It seems as if we're not
going to get the stew.
289
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,740
(silverware clanking)
290
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,850
You know, that could
be something important.
291
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,680
It could be a death
in your family.
292
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,080
Probably just a
goodwill message.
293
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,950
It is Christmas, you know.
294
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,160
Why are you so interested
in Mr. Logan's business?
295
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:29,760
Because I know
somehow it's for me.
296
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,690
He's, he's taunting me.
297
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,360
Oh, come now, Mr. Tritt.
298
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,830
But, he is.
299
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,770
Why, every day now,
he comes in and stands
300
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,540
just outside my cage,
whistling Christmas carols.
301
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,070
He's hoping I'll make a mistake.
302
00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:47,980
He's hoping I'll make a mistake
in my figures and be fired.
303
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,240
That's what this is.
304
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:53,250
It's part of some diabolical
scheme to unnerve me.
305
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,880
Come now, Mr. Tritt.
306
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,920
People will start thinking
307
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,820
you have some sort of
persecution complex.
308
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:02,420
All right then, I'll prove it.
309
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,290
Do you want me to prove it?
310
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:14,040
Then I won't.
311
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,240
Well then, I will, Mr. Tritt.
312
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:20,040
(paper rustling)
313
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:26,680
It's from Mother.
314
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,220
So sweet.
315
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,720
Poor dear.
316
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,590
Flat on her back
in the hospital.
317
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:36,190
Displaced disc, you know.
318
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,530
Her teeth in a glass
on the window sill.
319
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,160
I beg your pardon?
320
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,970
Why would she keep her teeth
in a glass on the window sill?
321
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,430
Well, they need the sunlight.
322
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,800
We all need sunlight.
323
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,970
(paper rustling)
324
00:16:53,070 --> 00:17:07,420
*
325
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,860
Good morning, Mr. Pinkson.
326
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:09,920
Good morning, Mr. Logan.
327
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,360
May I cash some more bonds?
328
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,090
Why, sure.
329
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,800
Come right in.
330
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,400
Lewis, shovel off
the walk, will you?
331
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,470
Yes, sir.
332
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,240
*
333
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,770
Mr. Tritt?
334
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,070
Mr. Logan would like
to cash some bonds.
335
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:35,120
*
336
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:45,190
*
337
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:51,530
*
338
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,670
Now, here we go
again, Mr. Tritt.
339
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:58,640
*
340
00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:01,610
Now go to your cage,
get the $10,000,
341
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,180
put it in an envelope
342
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,010
and this time, bring it to me.
343
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:15,020
*
344
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:25,070
*
345
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:35,040
*
346
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:46,320
*
347
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:48,320
Put the envelope on the table.
348
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,920
Continue with the bonds.
349
00:18:49,960 --> 00:19:00,000
*
350
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,340
Now, Mr. Tritt, if you
make any signal at all
351
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,010
before I get out of the bank,
352
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,880
I'll put a bullet in you.
353
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:09,810
Right there.
354
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,310
Now, get back to your cage.
355
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:21,360
*
356
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:28,400
*
357
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,170
(door slamming)
358
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:40,210
*
359
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:48,420
*
360
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,380
(banging)
361
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,050
Thief, thief,
thief, thief, thief!
362
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,090
Mr. Pinkson, Mr. Pinkson!
363
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,060
It's a hold-up!
364
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:55,960
Thief, Lewis!
365
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,830
Lewis, Lewis, it's Mr. Logan!
366
00:19:58,860 --> 00:19:59,730
I've caught him!
367
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,960
Hurray, I've caught him!
368
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,900
It's Mr. Logan.
369
00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:02,800
Go get him!
370
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,030
We finally caught
him, I caught him!
371
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,470
(whistling)
372
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,040
All right, put up your hands.
373
00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,610
Well, gentlemen,
here we are again.
374
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,780
He's got it, he's
got $10,000 in $20s
375
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,180
right in that bag.
376
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:19,680
Please, Mr. Tritt, don't start
this again, for your own sake.
377
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,050
Snatch the bag,
Lewis, snatch it!
378
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,390
Now really, Mr. Pinkson,
if I had robbed your bank,
379
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,820
do you think I'd be
standing right here
380
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,020
in front of it like an idiot?
381
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,560
He has a point there, Mr. Tritt.
382
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:30,790
Well, he has the
money, Mr. Pinkson.
383
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,360
Mr. Logan, do you mind
if we look in your bag?
384
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,560
No, no indeed.
385
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:51,150
*
386
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:58,090
*
387
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,750
Please, please,
Mr. Logan, not in the street.
388
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:00,790
I insist.
389
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,390
But, Mr. Logan,
it's practically zero.
390
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,290
It's not a question of
temperature, Mr. Pinkson,
391
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,430
it's a question of honor.
392
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,760
Mr. Logan, I beg you.
393
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,760
It's in the snow.
394
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,100
He's hidden it in the snow.
395
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:13,900
*
396
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,940
What a shame.
397
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,440
He was such a nice chap.
398
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:20,280
-Lewis, call a doctor.
-Yes, sir.
399
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,740
Mr. Pinkson, do
you think we could
400
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,510
go back into the bank now
and finish up with the bonds?
401
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,750
Certainly, Mr. Logan.
402
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,720
Just let me take care of him.
403
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:31,590
*
404
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,890
Mr. Tritt?
405
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,960
Mr. Tritt!
406
00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,990
*
407
00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,330
Mr. Tritt?
408
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:48,370
*
409
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:58,850
*
410
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,680
I'm terribly sorry you've been
treated this way, Mr. Logan.
411
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,620
Now, shall we continue
with the bonds?
412
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:09,290
*
413
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,900
The ham looks awfully
fat this morning.
414
00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:23,170
No eggs, thank you,
Mrs. Merrell.
415
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,340
I hear Mr. Tritt's
getting out soon.
416
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:26,470
Yes.
417
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,910
The psychiatrist says
he's perfectly sane.
418
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,810
He can answer every
question they ask him,
419
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,780
except where the money is.
420
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:37,620
Ah, he's a sly one, he is.
421
00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:39,390
Oh, where's Mr. Logan?
422
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,390
He had his breakfast
early this morning.
423
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,320
Said he had some
papers to prepare.
424
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,090
Hmm.
425
00:22:44,090 --> 00:22:46,590
(typewriter clicking)
426
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,230
"Dear Mr. Pinkson,
I have a dreadful admission.
427
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,500
Some 10 months ago, I made
a mistake, and to cover it,
428
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,740
I took $200 from a
customer's deposit.
429
00:22:57,770 --> 00:23:00,510
This first crime led
to my second crime,
430
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:04,780
the stealing of $10,000,
which I am now returning by mail
431
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:09,450
minus, of course, the $200 for
which I have made restitution.
432
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,050
Sincerely..."
433
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:21,560
*
434
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,500
"William..."
435
00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:26,940
*
436
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,670
"Tritt."
437
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:38,710
*
438
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:44,190
*
439
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,520
Thank you, Lewis,
and don't forget,
440
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,720
that cash shipment from
Boston arrives at 3:00.
441
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,090
Yes, sir.
442
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:52,090
Mr. Pinkson.
443
00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:54,800
Mr. Logan, what do you
think has happened now?
444
00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:56,130
Really, I can't imagine.
445
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,730
Well, yesterday,
except for $200,
446
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,730
we got the money
back in the mail.
447
00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:01,240
I called Mr. Tritt, of course,
448
00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:04,170
and you know, he not only
denied having taken the money,
449
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,910
he denied having returned it.
450
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,080
Oh, dear, he is confused.
451
00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:10,550
Mentally quite
unstable, I'm afraid.
452
00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:14,550
Needless to say,
we're dropping him.
453
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:24,060
*
454
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:32,470
And almost everyone
lived happily ever after.
455
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,470
Closing time is
almost upon us.
456
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,710
I must count up the money.
457
00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:39,470
You watch the following,
458
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:42,080
after which I'll be back.
459
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,580
Here, ladies and gentlemen,
460
00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:47,520
is the alternate ending
to tonight's story.
461
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:55,620
Well, you pays your money
and you takes your choice.
462
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,260
I haven't been able
to balance my books,
463
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:01,400
so I'm taking my
work home with me.
464
00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:04,030
I'm very conscientious that way.
465
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,130
I hope you'll tune in next week,
466
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:08,700
when we shall have
another story.
467
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,740
Until then, goodnight.
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