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Good evening.
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I hope you don't mind
but I have to eat
on the job tonight.
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We're terribly rushed.
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But no matter how busy...
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I think the least one can do
is to dress properly.
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Tonight's supper show
is called...
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"The Derelicts."
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And there isn't much
to tell you about it.
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Naturally, we shall...
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populate our stage
with a few delinquents.
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Rabbit. I could have
pulled that out of the hat.
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[doorbell ringing]
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(Herta)
I'll get it, darling.
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[door opening]
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Thank you.
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[door closing]
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Who was it?
Delivery boy.
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What did he bring?
This.
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Ralph, did you ever see
anything so sleek?
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Good heavens, Herta,
that must have cost $1,000.
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Seventeen hundred
and sixty-five.
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Seventeen hundred and--
Plus tax.
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State, federal,
luxury and sales.
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Have you gone
out of your mind?
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I've told you before.
You're spending money
faster than I can make it.
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Then make more.
Sell more gadgets or raise
the price or something.
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But I'm squeezing
every dime out of it now.
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You certainly seemed
to have plenty to spend
when I met you.
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Now all of a sudden,
we have to economize.
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Look, honey. You know you can
have anything you need.
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But you got a stole
just a couple of months ago.
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If you think that I would
set foot in the 300 Club
in those ratty old foxes--
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All right, then, we won't go.
We'll stay home.
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Call the Gravenhursts
and tell them
we can't make it.
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Look, Ralph, I can make it,
but if you're going to be
such an old grouch...
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you'd better stay home.
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Now look--
Ralph, I warned you
I was expensive.
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If you can't afford me
on your income,
do something about it.
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Honey, don't talk
like that.
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Don't I buy you
everything you want?
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Why sure, Ralph.
You just bought me
a black mist stole.
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[door slamming]
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
(Sloane)
Ralph.
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Hello, Mr. Sloane.
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You haven't forgotten
what day this is,
have you, Ralph, my boy?
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Just a year
since we formed
our partnership.
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Why, of course not, sir.
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Then we'll meet
as we arranged...
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in the same spot.
In an hour, say?
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Yes, sir.
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And, Ralph, don't forget
to bring your checkbook.
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[phone disconnects]
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I was a stranger
on a park bench and you...
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a door-to-door salesman
who couldn't open any doors.
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After all, I invented
a new kind of dispenser.
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An excellent gadget, my boy.
I see it in all the stores.
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They tell me it outsells
the next leading dispenser
3-to-1.
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I've worked very hard
at it this year.
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I know you have.
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And look at the results.
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That's why I asked you
to bring your checkbook along.
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Let's take a walk, my boy.
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The IOU you gave me...
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I brought that along.
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Yes, sir.
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"I owe you $10,000
and 50% of the profits."
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I'm going to let you
buy it back, my boy.
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I got you started
but you've done a fine job.
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And now you deserve
to be on your own.
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Perhaps next year,
Mr. Sloane.
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Why not now?
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Your share of the profits
will more than take care
of it.
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Next year.
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Well, in that case...
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just give me a check
for my share of the profits
and we'll talk about it then.
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Well, Ralph?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Sloane,
but you'll just have to wait
for your check.
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I don't have the money.
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I don't understand.
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Sales have been booming.
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Yes, but I've been carrying
a lot of expense.
Business entertainment.
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Meeting the right people,
things like that.
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Is it all business?
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You're sure
you're not living too high?
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I wouldn't be if I had
a bigger share of the profits.
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After all,
I invented the dispenser.
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I do all the work.
I'm entitled to more.
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You didn't talk this way
when I lent you the money
to get started.
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I was so lightheaded that day,
I'd have given you 90%.
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I wouldn't have taken it.
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50% was fair then
and it's fair now.
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I may be eccentric in the way
I do business,
but to me a deal is a deal.
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Here is your IOU.
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If you won't pay me
my share of the profits...
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then I'll have to
turn it over to my lawyer.
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But I've spent the money,
all of it.
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Then I'm sorry.
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Good night, Ralph.
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Mr. Sloane.
Yes, my boy?
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Have you told your lawyer
about our agreement?
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I've told no one.
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It was a private transaction
from the start.
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And I had hoped
it would always be that way.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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(Goodfellow)
"I promise to pay
Alfred Sloane...
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"$10,000 and 50%
of all profits."
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Thanks.
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(Ralph)
"The body of Alfred Sloane,
wealthy eccentric was...
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discovered last night
in Washington Park."
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"He had been strangled
and robbed."
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"The police are proceeding
on the theory that...
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Sloane was the victim
of a gang of hoodlums."
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[exhaling]
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Cab, sir?
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[whistling]
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Spark Apartments.
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Who the devil are you?
I'm Peter J. Goodfellow.
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I wonder if I have
one of my cards with me.
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Where did you get
that cigarette case?
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It was bequeathed to me
by an elderly gentleman I met
in the park.
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Poor chap, he was foully
done in only last night.
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I witnessed
the shocking affair myself.
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Did you see the man
who did it?
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Yes, as clearly as I can
see you now.
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I wonder what I should do
about the IOU I found
in this case?
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It was signed
by someone named Ralph Cowell.
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You won't find it there.
I had the foresight
to remove it.
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Mr. Cowell.
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Very valuable, that IOU.
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So it's blackmail, is it?
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Come, must we use that word?
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I was reduced
to my deplorable state...
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through my own follies.
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Wine, women, and song.
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I have no voice.
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But should the occasion
warrant it...
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I shall sing like a canary.
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How much do you want?
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Why, I'm sure we can reach
an amicable settlement.
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Shall we meet
at your apartment, at, say,
9:00 this evening?
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No, not my place.
Yes, at your place.
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I would prefer it.
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Thank you. Driver?
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Darling,
aren't you ready?
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What?
For heaven's sake, Ralph.
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You know very well
we're due at the Fairlies'
for the weekend.
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I'm sorry,
I can't make it. I have
a business appointment.
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At this hour?
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Look, if I'm going to pay
all your charge accounts...
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I've got to work
day and night.
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Poor baby, you have been
working too hard.
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But you do want me
to look beautiful for you,
don't you?
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Should I call the Fairlies
and tell them
we can't make it?
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Don't do that.
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I'll tell you what.
You take the car
and drive on out.
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I'll get a train later on.
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All right, darling.
Make it as soon as you can.
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Just as soon
as I finish here.
All right.
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[doorbell ringing]
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My dear chap.
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A pleasant good evening
to you.
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What's the idea?
I thought we agreed on 9:00.
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I observed the lady
of the house leaving.
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I saw no reason to wait.
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[stuttering]
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Who is this?
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Let me present
my old friend and colleague,
Mr. Fenton Shanks.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Goodfellow has been
touting you up as a winner.
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Nice place you got here.
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Fenton is my
financial adviser.
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As a devotee
of the sport of kings...
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he's amazingly adept
at calculating the odds.
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My system has produced
17 winners in the past week.
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Unfortunately, they've
all been paper bets...
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if you know what I mean.
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Most thoughtful of you,
my boy. Just what I needed.
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Your very good health.
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Fenton's a teetotaler,
I'm afraid.
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He rather disapproves
of my weakness.
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Not at all, Goodfellow.
I'm not without vices
of my own.
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That's true
of all three of us.
With me, it's this.
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With Fenton,
the gambling fever.
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And with you, Mr. Cowell....
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Never mind that.
Let's get on with it.
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How much do you want
for the IOU?
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Well, now, let me see.
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Say $1,000.
How does that sound to you?
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Has a nice ring to it.
So be it.
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$1,000 a month.
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Are you crazy? I don't have
that kind of money.
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Oh come, come, you have
a lucrative business.
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And no partner
to split the profits with.
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But $1,000 a month.
Why, that's impossible.
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Think of the alternative,
Mr. Cowell.
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Murder is frowned upon
in present society.
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Only how do we make sure
of regular payments?
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Our pigeon could just
fly away and...
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forget to leave
a forwarding address.
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My dear boy, you have put
your finger on the loophole.
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How do you suggest
we plug it?
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May I call your attention
to the excellent guest room.
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You mean
take up residence here.
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A capital suggestion.
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You can't do that.
How about my wife?
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I'll pay you $1,000
every month.
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When do we move in?
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I take it
we've already done so.
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Unless you got
some packing to do?
Not me.
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Mr. Cowell will supply us
with anything we want.
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But don't put yourself out,
my dear chap.
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Simply look upon us
as members of the family.
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[Goodfellow grunting]
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My dear.
Well, well, well,
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now you must be
cousin Herta.
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Who are you?
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Cousin Peter.
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And this is cousin Fenton.
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Pleased to meet you,
cousin Hertie.
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Bounced your husband
on my knee when he was
a little punk.
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Ralph's never told me
anything about cousins.
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An oversight, no doubt.
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What's going on here?
Where's Ralph?
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The poor chap's resting.
He's feeling a little
under the weather, I believe.
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[exclaims]
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A rare wench,
to say the least.
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I got a hunch
she's trouble.
Aren't they all?
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The only reason
I never mentioned them
is because...
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we just don't talk about
that side of the family.
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I can see why.
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Look, we all have relatives
we're not proud of.
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Maybe, but you don't have to
invite them into my home.
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It's my home.
And they're going to stay
right here...
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until I find a way
to get rid of them.
It's very easy.
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Just walk in there
and throw them out.
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You don't know
what you're talking about.
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Yes, I do. It seems
that your family...
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is more important to you
than I am.
242
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,102
Darling, you know
that isn't true.
243
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,104
Look for my sake,
please try to put up
with them.
244
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,107
I promise you,
they'll be gone within a week.
245
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,644
All right, Ralph.
But remember, one week.
246
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,279
Okay. One week.
247
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,518
Listen, you, you've been
freeloading around here
for 9 days.
248
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,853
Why don't you blow?
249
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,856
"'Freeloading." "Blow."
How uncouth.
250
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,524
Yeah. I can be
a lot more uncouth.
251
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,226
I'm fed up right to here
with you.
252
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,495
Have a noggin of this.
It will calm your nerves.
253
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,996
I don't want anything.
254
00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:01,368
Come. "A Jug of Wine
A Loaf of Bread - and Thou"
255
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,669
May I have this dance?
256
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,238
I would rather dance
with an ape.
257
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:10,577
Very well, if that's
you're attitude,
I think I'll take a siesta.
258
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,078
I have a rendezvous
this evening...
259
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,881
with a young widow
of my acquaintance.
260
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,283
She maybe less pleasing
to the eye...
261
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,754
but she's certainly
more soothing to the ear.
262
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,790
[grunts]
263
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:29,796
Herta?
264
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,399
Ralphie?
Sorry to trouble you, pal...
265
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,401
but I find myself temporarily
out of funds.
266
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,902
What, again? What's wrong
with that system?
267
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,737
You haven't had a winner
for three weeks.
Nothing.
268
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,206
The nags
just ain't been following it.
Yeah, that's tough.
269
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,842
You've had all you're going
to get from me.
A cigarette, Ralphie?
270
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,079
What are you doing
with that case?
271
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,648
A little knickknack
Goodfellow gave me.
272
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,718
Now, about that loan.
I'm in hock to my bookie
for about--
273
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,154
(Herta)
Ralph?
274
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:58,358
Ralph, my furs.
They're gone. My mink stole.
Everything's stolen.
275
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,794
You took them.
The skins? Yeah.
276
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,830
I had to pawn them yesterday.
Or was it the day before?
277
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,899
No, that was the day
I sold the silverware.
278
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,201
But, don't worry, Ralphie.
Here are the tickets.
279
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,103
You can bail them out
some day.
280
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,672
Why don't you sell
the furniture, too?
That's all that's left.
281
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,875
You ruined my business.
Cleaned out my bank account.
Taken every cent I've got.
282
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,611
What more do you want?
Don't get excited, Ralphie.
283
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,914
I'll just have to
pawn something else.
That's all.
284
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,754
What are you doing?
What does it look like?
285
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,423
I've got news for you,
I've had it.
Honey, please--
286
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,959
You've been telling me
for a month that you'd get rid
of them and nothing happens.
287
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,362
What have they got on you?
Enough to hang me.
288
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,098
Herta, I killed a man.
289
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,401
You did what?
290
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,604
I must have been
out of my mind.
291
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,474
We needed money.
He was a silent partner.
292
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,076
I figured that
if I got rid of him, I....
293
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,612
Everything would be mine.
So I killed him.
294
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,116
Goodfellow saw me do it.
295
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,951
I can't believe it.
296
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,453
You actually killed somebody?
297
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,556
I never thought
you had it in you.
298
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,792
Neither did I,
but I was desperate.
299
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,930
You're desperate now, Ralph.
And Goodfellow
is in our guest room.
300
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,868
It would be self-defense.
He attacked you.
301
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,204
I couldn't do that.
Not a second time.
302
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,506
He's asleep.
303
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,274
It would be so simple.
304
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,277
(Goodfellow)
Methinks I hear a voice cry:
305
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,246
"Sleep no more,
306
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,049
Macbeth doth murder sleep."
307
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,918
A classic parallel,
don't you think?
308
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,120
Going out, old boy?
Yes. You mind?
309
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,321
Not at all.
310
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,457
Delighted.
311
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,895
Poor boy, you know.
He really is a bit
under the weather.
312
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:42,729
[door closing]
Ah,
313
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,665
now I see why.
You're leaving him.
314
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:49,302
He's broke.
Thanks to you and your friend,
he hasn't got a dime.
315
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:53,306
I'm not entirely
without resources, my dear.
316
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,077
Does that mean money?
317
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,746
The equivalent of ten "G's."
318
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:06,219
You know, I think
I'll change my mind and have
that drink, after all.
319
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,687
Splendid.
320
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,657
And how about
a little dinner later?
321
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,727
I have an excellent recipe
for a dish named mulligan.
322
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,028
Can we eat it
with our fingers?
323
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,263
Your friend sold
all the silverware.
324
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,300
Poor Fenton,
he's had a bad run lately.
325
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,303
Try this. I warn you,
it's very potent.
326
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,739
It really shouldn't be drunk
on an empty stomach.
327
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,941
We'll have dinner later.
328
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,311
I'm not keeping you
from your widow, am I?
329
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,280
Well, on second thoughts...
330
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,851
I think the little woman
is becoming a bit of a bore.
331
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,588
Well, let's drink to that,
cousin Peter.
332
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,092
May I suggest
a more comfortable place
to sit?
333
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,328
Why not?
Yes.
334
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:54,668
You know, I don't really
believe you have $10,000.
335
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,569
Come, do you doubt me?
336
00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,540
No, not really.
It's that horseplayer
I'm thinking of.
337
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,043
Well, it's your husband
that worries me.
338
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:06,713
He prowls around
my room at night
like a common burglar.
339
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:10,050
Surely you don't
keep it there?
Ralph's bound to find it.
340
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:13,219
Not a chance.
He lacks imagination.
341
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:18,058
One can hide an old envelope
in a diversity of places.
342
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:20,293
An old envelope?
343
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,296
But poor Ralph
is so systematic.
344
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,566
Last night
he searched the bureau.
345
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,736
So tonight he won't even think
of looking there.
346
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,372
It's the weakness
of the orderly mind.
347
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,110
Well, happy days.
348
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,145
To you, my dear.
349
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,515
[snoring]
350
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,277
[grunting]
351
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,582
$10,000.
352
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,094
What on earth
are you doing?
353
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,430
What do you think I'm doing?
It's the IOU.
354
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,664
What?
355
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,633
I told you
I'd find it sooner or later.
356
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,968
Where's Herta?
She's gone
but she'll be back.
357
00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,338
But you won't. Come on.
You're leaving, right now.
358
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,506
All right, there's no need
to use violence.
359
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,342
[grunts]
What's going on here?
360
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,577
Fenton, the jig is up.
361
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,080
(Fenton)
It was great while it lasted.
Get out.
362
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,216
No hard feelings, old man.
One last pawn ticket
for your collection.
363
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,617
Here, boy.
364
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,421
I've only one regret,
that I was demolished
by a woman.
365
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,191
Fenton, unless you have
other plans...
366
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:33,693
I suggest Florida again
this year.
367
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:36,229
Delightful weather
for riding the rafts.
368
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,504
Welcome home, darling.
369
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,272
Don't ever let me
leave again.
370
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,541
I know just how to keep you.
371
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,776
[doorbell ringing]
372
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,979
That's for you, I think.
Go on.
373
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,451
[door opening]
374
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,254
(Herta)
Thank you.
Who was it?
375
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,823
Delivery boy.
But I didn't order anything.
376
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:08,061
Well, if you like it,
maybe we'll keep it.
377
00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:10,430
[gasps]
378
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,799
Oh, Ralph!
379
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,369
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen in my life.
380
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,138
[laughing]
381
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:22,075
Business is going
to be better than ever,
so I've declared a dividend.
382
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:24,678
Mr. Cowell?
Yes. What is it?
383
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,279
Your door was open.
384
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,981
Detective Sergeant Monroney.
385
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,883
We're checking on some furs
and silverware...
386
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,719
that were pawned in your name
a couple of weeks ago,
I believe.
387
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,922
We wanted to be quite certain
that you actually pawned them
yourself.
388
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,092
Why not?
Just checking, Mr. Cowell.
389
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,428
Are these your signatures?
390
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,298
Yes.
And you pawned them yourself?
391
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,468
Of course.
392
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,137
There's nothing illegal about
pawning one's own things,
is there?
393
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:53,106
No, if they are your things.
394
00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:56,876
Of course they are.
Ralph buys me all my furs.
395
00:22:56,910 --> 00:23:00,347
I'm not talking about the furs
or the silverware.
396
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,482
But this ticket,
signed by you...
397
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:06,052
was for a cigarette case
that belonged
to Alfred Sloane.
398
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,255
It was stolen from him
at the time of his murder.
399
00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,057
I think you'd better
come to the station...
400
00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:12,559
and explain how
you happened to pawn it.
401
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,061
Come along, Mr. Cowell.
402
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:39,119
As you might expect...
403
00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:43,656
before Mr. Goodfellow
and Mr. Shanks
had reached the street...
404
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:46,559
they had walked
into the inviting arms of...
405
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,596
two luscious young ladies.
406
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,632
And the current was especially
to Goodfellow's liking.
407
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,536
But since the ladies
were policewomen...
408
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,406
his enjoyment was,
at best, momentary.
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