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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,339 CHORUS [SINGS]: The Simpsons 2 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,007 Special Edna 3 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,063 D'oh! Ah! 4 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,037 [SIZZLING] 5 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,570 The topic for your research paper will be World War I. 6 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:33,335 - Was that the war with Hitler or Merlin? - Oh, you idiot. Merlin was in Vietnam. 7 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,422 Instead of writing a report, can I do a dance? 8 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,705 [HUMMING] 9 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,697 [MILHOUSE GRUNTS] 10 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,325 - Sorry. - May I type my report? 11 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,483 It'll be easier on teacher's eyes. 12 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,340 Yes. In fact, why doesn't everyone type their paper? 13 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,789 Great idea, Martin. 14 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,480 Can the paper be 10 pages minimum? 15 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,795 Well, I was gonna say five, but okay. Thanks again, Martin. 16 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,266 Martin? 17 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:03,678 He's gone now. But you gotta admire his spirit. 18 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,505 All right, Seymour. 19 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,164 I'm ready for our romantic apple picking trip. 20 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:11,937 Yes. About that. 21 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,366 Mother's neck wattle got caught in a zipper. 22 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,098 I've, uh, got a long night of boo-boo kissing ahead of me. 23 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,143 But don't worry, I got you these store-bought apples instead. 24 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,061 The apples weren't the point. 25 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,365 [CHUCKLES] 26 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,575 Then why were we going apple picking? 27 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:26,920 [SIGHS] 28 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,788 Okay. Time to start this paper. 29 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,216 [SIGHS] 30 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,553 World War I. W-W-one. 31 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:36,346 Uh, that's a good start. 32 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:37,817 Time to watch wrestling. 33 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:39,464 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: I can't believe it. 34 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:40,726 [GROANS] 35 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,948 ANNOUNCER: Uncle Slam has defeated Osama bin Rotten, wow. 36 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,670 Here comes Secretary of Hate, Colin Kapow! 37 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,891 He's dropping sanctions. 38 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,143 - Unh! ANNOUNCER: By which I mean anvils. 39 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,561 [OSAMA GRUNTS] 40 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,398 [TV AUDIENCE CHEERING] 41 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:58,911 [SIGHS] 42 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,339 Okay, gotta focus, gotta focus. 43 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,352 Gotta look at that bird. 44 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,021 Gotta focus. 45 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,814 [CLOCK TICKING] 46 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:08,086 MAN: Damn it! 47 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,870 Why did I pay for a hundred Xeroxes when I only wanted one? 48 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:14,207 Well, I guess someone else will use the other 99. 49 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,167 Oh. 50 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,743 Prank or study? Prank or study? 51 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,199 [GROANS] 52 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,901 What should I do, Lord? Give me a sign. 53 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,342 [LAUGHING] 54 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,563 [XEROX MACHINE WHIRRING] 55 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,098 [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING] 56 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,351 Now, if everyone would open your prayer books... 57 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,677 [YELLS] 58 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,534 [ALL SCREAMING] 59 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:50,983 [LAUGHS] 60 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:54,049 Well, boys, good thing we brought the eye soap. 61 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:55,509 ROD & TODD: Ow! 62 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,032 The burning is love. 63 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,758 "Russia, Great Britain and France had formed an entente cordiale..." 64 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,145 [GROANS] 65 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,378 Ooh, Algebra. 66 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,016 I'll just do a few equations. 67 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,196 No. No more distractions. 68 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,494 Hey, Bart, wanna go for a ride in my uncle's Black Hawk helicopter? 69 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,924 But I just started my paper. 70 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,448 It's your last chance. He's probably gonna get court-martialed for this. 71 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,179 Black Hawk up. 72 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,590 [BART & MILHOUSE LAUGHING] 73 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,334 BART [OVER SPEAKER]: Attention, teenage boys. 74 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,367 Take your hands off my daughter. 75 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:42,973 [BOYS WHIMPERING] 76 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,038 MILHOUSE [OVER SPEAKER]: Now, kiss each other. 77 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,935 [SOBBING] 78 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,105 [BART & MILHOUSE LAUGHING] 79 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,354 [FOOTSTEPS] 80 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,616 [WHISTLING] 81 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,473 Grampa, quick. Tell me everything you know about World War I. 82 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,079 World War I? I fought in that. 83 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,656 Of course, to enlist, I had to lie about my age. 84 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,078 [BOMBS EXPLODING NEARBY] 85 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,341 Wanna see my picture I drew? 86 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,405 Lieutenant Simpson, you've been up for hours. 87 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,449 Take a nap. You're no good to us cranky. 88 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,566 But I'm not tired. 89 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:24,963 [CRYING] 90 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,346 Oh, this is great stuff. I can pad it out to 10 pages. 91 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,236 - Good night, Grampa. - But I'm not tired. 92 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,029 Good night, sleepyhead. 93 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,490 - Do you have to poop? - Always. 94 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,483 "F"? There must be some mistake. It's as long as you asked for. 95 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,569 Counting six pages of ads. 96 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,895 You're gonna have to redo your paper. 97 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:55,108 Well, if I may dust off an old chestnut: Ay caramba. 98 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:56,713 [SIGHS] 99 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,018 Ay caramba indeed. 100 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:05,660 "And so on November 11th, 1918, the guns fell silent and peace returned. 101 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,891 The end." 102 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,279 Very good, Bart. 103 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,886 Oh, I must have the wrong classroom. 104 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:15,628 I was looking for my girlfriend, not Pam Dawber. 105 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,244 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 106 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:21,165 Are you ready for a little after-school special? 107 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:22,917 Eyes front, Simpson. 108 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,230 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 109 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,034 Hello? Mother? 110 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,327 [SIGHS] 111 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,090 I'll be right there. 112 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,175 Now she wants to get out of the tub. 113 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,439 You've got to stop putting your mother ahead of me. We have a date. 114 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,754 I'll be back in three hours. Maybe less. 115 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,278 But almost certainly more. 116 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,718 [DOOR CLOSES] 117 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,261 [SOBS] 118 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,950 He's a wiener, Mrs. K. 119 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,463 Just say the word and his desk is full of boogers. 120 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,215 [CRIES] 121 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:51,549 That's sweet of you. 122 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:55,522 But if I lost Seymour, who else is there? 123 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,453 I believe in miracles 124 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:04,229 Where you from You sexy thing? 125 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,137 Sexy thing, you 126 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,409 I believe... 127 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,422 Okay. There's a lot of low cards in that hand. 128 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,247 Since we're both free, why don't you and me hit the town? 129 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:16,668 A pity date from a 10 year old? I'll take it. 130 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,294 From the widest gully to the deepest trench... 131 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:31,287 ...holes define who we are and where we are going. 132 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,207 And although Rover here may not know it... 133 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,731 ...he is participating in a ritual as old as time itself. 134 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,734 He is giving birth to a hole. 135 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:45,343 Or consider the dolphin, nature's most filmed creature. 136 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,003 Even they have holes. Blowholes. 137 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,214 Thanks for going out with me tonight. 138 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:56,020 It really took my mind off stupid jerks and their mothers. 139 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,549 [SIGHS] 140 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:07,115 And did you know the hole's only natural enemy is the pile? 141 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,399 I can't believe you went to the movies with the teacher. 142 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:14,007 What happened to the Bart Simpson who put the mothballs in the beef stew? 143 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,135 I only hung out with Krabappel because Skinner blew her off. 144 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,074 I've never seen her so sad. 145 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,640 You know what made me feel better about myself? 146 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,299 That award I got for World's Greatest Dad. 147 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,835 Dad, you bought that because it was full of gummy worms. 148 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:33,047 And you only wanted those as bait to catch gummy fish. 149 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,715 Which I did. 150 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,190 Mm, trophy. 151 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,996 Hey, Bart, you could nominate Mrs. Krabappel for an actual award... 152 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,968 ...the Teacher of the Year. Then she'll feel appreciated. 153 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,824 They have an award for teaching? 154 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,483 Hey, they have Latin Grammys. 155 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,377 It is so hard to choose nominees from all these qualified candidates. 156 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:05,204 This is the most difficult one-day-a-year job in the world. 157 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:06,883 Put in the next tape. 158 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,365 I use humor to reach my students. 159 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,034 [JUDGES GROAN] 160 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,974 Dead Poets Society has destroyed a generation of educators. 161 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,705 [LAUGHING] 162 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,874 And so President Kennedy says to Khrushchev: 163 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,002 "Well, enough jawing. Reach for it, pilgrim." 164 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:26,361 And the missiles are like, "Oh, praise Jesus! Can I hear an amen?" 165 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,748 [SINGS] Hey, Macarena 166 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,823 - Next. - I'd like to nominate my teacher... 167 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,077 ...Mrs. Krabappel. She may not be glamorous or entertaining... 168 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,935 ...she's just a real teacher who comes in every day no matter what. 169 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,646 And she never gave up on me, Bart Simpson. 170 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,022 [ALL GASP] 171 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,253 - The Bart Simpson? - I thought he was an urban legend. 172 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,913 If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived... 173 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,072 ...we have ourselves a nominee. 174 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,469 JUDGES: Mm-hm. 175 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:54,847 Oh, Lord, it's only Wednesday. 176 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:58,111 I hope one of those little hoods puts a tack on my chair... 177 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,864 ...just so I can feel something. 178 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,251 [CHEERING] 179 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,159 - What's going on? - Edna Krabappel... 180 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,818 ...you've been nominated for Teacher of the Year. 181 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,913 [KIDS CHEERING] 182 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,321 Oh, my God. 183 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:11,844 [SOBBING] 184 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,898 Ha, ha, you're a-crying. 185 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,818 Nelson Muntz, you've been nominated for Bully of the Year. 186 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,529 Thank you so much. 187 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,552 [SOBS] 188 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,408 - Wedgie. - Unh! 189 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:25,691 [GRUNTS] 190 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,779 How does it feel to be nominated for Teacher of the Year? 191 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,239 [CHUCKLES] 192 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,448 I can't believe it. 193 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:37,296 This after I accidentally showed the R-rated Romeo and Juliet. 194 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,153 I thought that nipple would haunt me forever. 195 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:44,251 Oh, oh. Reporter Cletus, Outhouse Times-Picayune. 196 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:49,569 Is there any persons, critters or spells to which you attribute this accolade? 197 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,354 There's one person I'd like to thank for this. 198 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:54,876 Mm-hm. 199 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:58,296 We've had our ups and downs, but I can't imagine life without him. 200 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,319 Bart Simpson. 201 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,665 [CROWD CLAPPING] 202 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,084 MAN: Way to go, Bart. 203 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,890 I can't express how I feel in words, so I drew this picture. 204 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,862 These stink lines stand for dedication, caring... 205 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,198 ...and for letting me drink coffee in class. 206 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,596 - Way to go, Edna. WOMAN 1: Yes, yes. 207 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,462 WOMAN 2: Way to go! - Oh, oh. 208 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:19,745 Follow-up query. 209 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,935 Mrs. K, if you win this here learning derby... 210 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,908 ...will you forget your kith and kin and leave us all forever? 211 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,546 Leave us forever? 212 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:32,226 I'd better pee on this fire. 213 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,688 As principal, I'd just like to say a few words... 214 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:40,432 ...about what this wonderful woman means to this school and to me. 215 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,259 Webster's Dictionary defines Mrs. Krabappel as... 216 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,241 [PAGER BEEPING] 217 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,338 Excuse me. I have an emergency page from mother. 218 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,436 This press conference is over. 219 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,063 [GROANS] 220 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,065 So because I nominated Mrs. K... 221 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,527 ...our whole family gets a free trip to the awards ceremony in Orlando. 222 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,509 - Orlando? Are we going to SeaWorld? - No. 223 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,251 - Disney World? - Uh-uh. 224 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,940 - Universal Studios? - Afraid not. 225 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,453 - Leisure World? - Sorry, Grampa. 226 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,246 - Gator Gulch? - You wish. 227 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:14,758 Leisure World? 228 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,666 Grampa, you're not even going. 229 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,179 Wait a minute. I know where we're going. 230 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,431 Oh, it's horrible! 231 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,864 Oh, it's even boring to fly over it. 232 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,773 [CRYING] 233 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,067 Oh, God. 234 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,626 It's so exciting. I'm meeting my peers. 235 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,565 Ooh, The Future Sphere. 236 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:44,945 It's what people in 1965 imagined what life would be like in 1987. 237 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,430 RIDE ANNOUNCER: Eastern Airlines presents... 238 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,484 ..."The World of Tomorrow." 239 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,914 Don't walk, fly... 240 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,230 ...in your personal Eastern Airlines Air Buggy. 241 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,024 And say goodbye to the cola wars. 242 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,965 The victor, Eastern Airlines Cola. 243 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,019 And we're not stopping there. 244 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:11,753 Because at Eastern Airlines, world conquest is part of our master plan. 245 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,642 Now, enjoy the soothing music of The Turtles. 246 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,354 [THE TURTLES' "HAPPY TOGETHER" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 247 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,944 It's nice and cool in here, don't you think? 248 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,593 RIDE ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the electric car of the future... 249 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,023 ...sponsored by the gasoline producers of America. 250 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,296 [CAR SPUTTERING] 251 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,218 CAR: Hello. I'm an electric car. 252 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,587 I can't go very fast or very far. 253 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:47,966 And if you drive me, people will think you're gay. 254 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,272 [IN UNISON] One of us! One of us! 255 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,847 Willie, you're no stranger to the inner workings of the female mind. 256 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,798 Aye. Willie's sent many a Vermont Teddy Bear. 257 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:11,187 Well, I'm a little worried that, uh, with all this attention... 258 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,439 ...Edna may meet someone better. 259 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,880 Damn straight she will, you brunch-eating popinjay. 260 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,185 Your woman's in Orlando, man. 261 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,512 You can't take two steps there without falling into a tunnel of love. 262 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,087 Oh, I've been a fool. 263 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,089 I've gotta go after her. 264 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,821 - Take me car. - Unh. 265 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,078 [BEEPING] 266 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,478 Make sure you fill it up with Techron gas. 267 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,751 You don't want a case of the knocks. 268 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:51,467 Wow, this restaurant is so international. 269 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:56,044 "Le Pizza, Der Hamburger, SeƱor Grilled Cheese." 270 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,985 I hope I don't accidentally order an elephant. 271 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,674 [CHUCKLES] 272 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,593 What happened to you two? 273 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,857 AUDIENCE: Ew! 274 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,322 Let's go make some fireworks of our own. 275 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,660 I get to tamp the powder. 276 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,599 I wouldn't have it any other way. 277 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,778 [CHUCKLES] 278 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,209 Oh, I wish I had someone to share this with. 279 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,379 Edna Krabappel, please report to the principal's arms. 280 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,828 [GASPS] 281 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:33,050 - Oh, you came. - Ha. I took a personal day. 282 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,836 [BOTH MOANING] 283 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,182 Seymour! Bring me some ice. 284 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,164 My fanny is baboon red after that car ride. 285 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,127 Ow! Mother, we were sharing an open-mouthed kiss. 286 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:48,639 You brought your mother? 287 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:49,848 [CHUCKLES] 288 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,851 Well, technically, since she's paying for the room, she brought me. 289 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,457 [SCOFFS] 290 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,313 I am tired of sharing you with your mother. 291 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,910 This woman carried me for nine-and-a-half months. 292 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,726 I was out for two weeks and then went back in. 293 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,884 Ugh! 294 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,449 Hey, Skinner. 295 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,370 You and Edna wanna join Marge and me at Great Moments With Mr. Eisner? 296 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:16,177 I believe the only venue for me is the ride of broken dreams. 297 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,066 Oh, you mean the Enron ride. Let's go. 298 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,091 [COASTER RATTLING] 299 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,666 WOMAN: We're all gonna be rich! 300 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,773 [SCREAMING] 301 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,201 MAN 1: We broke even. 302 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,161 [SCREAMING] 303 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,351 [ALL GROAN] 304 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,332 MAN 2: Mm, that's good satire. 305 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,069 [LISA GASPS] 306 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,698 Mom, is that Principal Skinner sleeping in the bed of tomorrow? 307 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,462 MOTHER ROBOT: Rise and shine, sleepyhead. 308 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:55,758 You'll be late for the next rocket to the moon. 309 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,626 He's never going to get up. He's got no legs. 310 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,190 What are you doing here? 311 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,671 Oh, well, since Edna dumped me... 312 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,944 ...I've been wandering around this park all night. 313 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:08,312 It's educational and offers mild thrills. 314 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,314 Just like Edna. 315 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:13,505 Now before the show, you'll need to take urine tests... 316 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,039 ...to prove you're not taking teaching-enhancing drugs. 317 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,686 [LAUGHING] 318 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,845 You can't test what's not there. 319 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:25,485 We're also pleased to announce that our winner will receive enough money... 320 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,696 ...so they'll never have to teach again. 321 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,980 [CHEERING] 322 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,649 Good Lord. I may lose Edna forever. 323 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,620 I've gotta stop her from winning. 324 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,633 Then she'll be broken, miserable and mine. 325 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,775 Don't look back. Just keep driving. 326 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:45,943 Seymour? Glad you're here. 327 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,540 You can help me play "Halloween Hit and Run." 328 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,948 [SCREAMING] 329 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,920 Ooh, this game is gonna get some disapproving clucks. 330 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,735 But for now, I need my tongue to talk to you. 331 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,311 I don't wanna lose Edna... 332 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:03,179 ...so I need you to sabotage her chances of winning tonight. 333 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,359 But I don't wanna hurt Mrs. K. 334 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,080 All right, Bart. I didn't wanna resort to this, but... 335 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,814 This drawing was found on the wall of Springfield Elementary last week. 336 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,464 All right, I'm in. I'll humiliate the love of your life. 337 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,936 Because I like you, I'll even do it pro boner. 338 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,292 - It's pro bono. - I know what I said. 339 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,170 Oh, this is the worst thing I've ever done. 340 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,496 Even worse than what I did in Nam. 341 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,120 You're gonna get your parade, down my esophagus. 342 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,311 [GROANS] 343 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,241 So many categories. 344 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,442 "Gym Teacher of the Year, Substitute Teacher of the Year... 345 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,289 ...Most Wheelchair-Accessible School award"? 346 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:51,697 [GASPS] 347 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,709 Oh, who will take home the Rampy? 348 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,828 ANNOUNCER: And now, to present our final award... 349 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,716 ...for Teacher of the Year, Little Richard. 350 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,854 I love teachers. 351 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,939 In fact, I'm a teacher. 352 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,796 I taught Paul McCartney to go: Whoo! 353 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,090 - "Purple Rain!" - Shut up! 354 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:11,425 [CHUCKLES] 355 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,501 Michael Jackson just told me to shut up. 356 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,234 We're down to our last three teachers, folks. 357 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,508 And the winner will be decided by one final question... 358 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,146 ...asked by the students who nominated them. 359 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,367 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 360 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,173 SKINNER [THINKING]: I feel terrible. 361 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:34,125 But this is the only way I can win Edna without upsetting Mother. 362 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:38,139 AGNES [THINKING]: He has the tiny hands of a chimp. 363 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,518 And now, Bart Simpson will ask a question to his teacher. 364 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:49,244 [STUTTERING] "Wha... What woul...?" 365 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:53,018 - Hurry up, son. - I'm sorry. I can't read. 366 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,303 Mrs. Krabappel never taught me to read. 367 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:57,763 [GASPING] 368 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,191 Is this true, Edna? 369 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,609 [SIGHS] 370 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,987 Oh, God. I've created a Prankenstein. 371 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,188 Wait. That boy is lying. He's not illiterate. 372 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,930 And he's good around the potty too. 373 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:10,963 I'm sorry, everyone. 374 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,904 - I perpetrated this charade. - Hmph. 375 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,364 The boy can read. 376 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,637 Edna Krabappel is the greatest teacher I've ever known. 377 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,138 [GASPS] 378 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,683 If she can teach me to love, then she can teach anything. 379 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,445 ALL: Aw. 380 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:27,334 Seymour! Your feelings are ugly and wrong. 381 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,972 Are you gonna listen to her? 382 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,912 Not on your life, Reverend. From now on, I'm my own man. 383 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,395 - I have waited to hear that for so long. - And it gets better. 384 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,952 - Edna Krabappel, will you marry me? - Oh! 385 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:44,570 Now, I must warn you, two months' salary only bought me the ring box. 386 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,073 Oh, here, honey. Take one of mine. Whoo! 387 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:52,088 Oh! I felt naked there for a minute. 388 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,406 [GASPS] 389 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:01,285 Seymour, of course I'll marry you. 390 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,580 Oh, great. Three in a bed. 391 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,207 Since the show is running long, we'll just name a winner. 392 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,574 [IN UNISON] Edna! Edna! 393 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,691 Julio Estudiante... 394 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:15,132 ...an inner-city math teacher who taught teenage gang members... 395 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,865 ...that differential equations are more powerful than bullets. 396 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,545 What a rip! You all should be ashamed! 397 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,569 Well, I didn't win Teacher of the Year. 398 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,811 But I didn't go home empty-handed. 399 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,711 Do you wanna check out the bed of tomorrow today? 400 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,494 Oh, Seymour. 401 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:34,985 [EDNA CHUCKLES] 402 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,893 I love happy endings. 403 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,488 Well, here's ours. 404 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,721 We're going to Disney World. 405 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,348 [GRUNTING] 406 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,746 [SIRENS WAILING] 407 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,363 MICKEY MOUSE [OVER SPEAKER]: Step away from the wall. 408 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:49,708 Step away from the wall. 409 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,304 Oh, it's so beautiful. 410 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,046 [GRUNTS] 411 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,808 HOMER: One churro, please. 412 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,268 MAN: That'll be $14. 413 00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,791 [HOMER WAILING] 414 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,503 HOMER: Here. 415 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,522 Boy, those pies look good. 416 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,617 Open your gullet, you human blob. 417 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:17,152 Well, what do you think? 418 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:18,445 [GULPS] 419 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,134 [SINGING] What do I think of the pie? 420 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:22,063 What do I think of the pie? 421 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,211 Goodness gracious It's delicious 422 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,192 That's what I think of the pie 423 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,372 Because... 424 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,115 Should we follow him? 425 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,003 I'm on vacation. 426 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,405 WOMAN: Shh. 427 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,359 [English - US -SDH] 31958

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