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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,287 CHORUS [SINGS]: The Simpsons 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,184 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation 3 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,906 D'oh! Ah! 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,077 [ALL SHOUT THEN GRUNT] 5 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:15,766 [SHARKS GROWLING] 6 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,219 - Hi, Moe. Got any beer? - Sure. Check in the fridge. 7 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,879 Wait a minute, I'm at work. You gotta pay for it. 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,060 What the...? Where's my money? 9 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,251 MARGE: Dear Homie, had to buy diapers for Maggie. Love, Marge. 10 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,482 - Wha...? MARGE: Simpson. 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:45,900 Oh. 12 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,601 LISA: Dear Dad, took money for the book fair. 13 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,249 BART: Homer, I need cash or they're gonna break my legs. 14 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,636 Sorry, Homer. 15 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,858 - So you're gonna let me walk out sober? - I'm afraid so. 16 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,829 - And you can live with that? - Ya-huh. 17 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:01,739 Fine. There are plenty other ways for me to alter my consciousness. 18 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,758 Oh, yeah. 19 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,712 Are you gonna buy those toads or just lick them? 20 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,516 Lick them. Go away. 21 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,092 Ah. 22 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,844 Thanks for the donation, Mr. Simpson. Do you feel okay? 23 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,379 Jewish? Oh, no, I'm not Jewish. 24 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,537 [LAUGHING] 25 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,001 Wait till Moe sees how wasted I got without him. 26 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:36,732 He's gonna plotz. 27 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,328 You wouldn't serve Homer because he didn't have money? 28 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,561 What happened to you, Moe? You used to be about the booze. 29 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,700 Oh, yeah. I guess I got caught up in all the glitz and glamour. 30 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,275 [SQUEAKS] 31 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,402 [HUMS] 32 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,968 - Well, Moe. - Homer, I'm so sorry. Have a free beer. 33 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,147 Oh. 34 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:01,403 Uh, I don't care about the color of your skin, Lenny. 35 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,697 You're my friend. 36 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,000 [CHUCKLES] 37 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,158 Man, I've never seen anybody get loaded so fast. 38 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,160 Can you say the alphabet backwards? 39 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,778 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? You... 40 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,260 - Hey, I'm worried. - I've had just about enough of you. 41 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,784 - Oh, yeah? - Uh-huh. 42 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,568 - Oh, rats. - I'm out of here. 43 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,550 We can't let our friend drive like this. I'm liable here. 44 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,198 - Uh...? - Get his keys. 45 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,221 [GRUNTING] 46 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,506 Hey, you want my keys? Get them now, jerks. 47 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,091 [LAUGHS] 48 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,425 So long, jerks. 49 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,532 [LAUGHING] 50 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,273 [MIMICS ENGINE RUMBLING] 51 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,717 Running after the car, huh? Let's see if you can follow this. 52 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,312 [SCREAMING] 53 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,002 Oh, that's it. 54 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,556 [WHISTLES] 55 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,933 [HOMER HUMMING] 56 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,206 MAN: Where to, pal? HOMER: Moe's Tavern. 57 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,449 Good morning, everybody. 58 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,962 What's for breakfast, cutie? 59 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,059 Homie, it's 5 p.m. We're having dinner. 60 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:07,750 What? Wait a... That can't be right. 61 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:12,130 Wait. Was last night the night we set the clocks ahead eight hours? 62 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,279 You got loaded at Moe's and the car had to be towed home. 63 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,541 If I was that drunk, I would remember it. 64 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,316 It's true. I couldn't even wake you up for work this morning. 65 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,924 I had to tell Mr. Burns you had violent diarrhea. 66 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,615 Oh, couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie? 67 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,076 But you did have violent diarrhea. 68 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,944 Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay. 69 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,842 [BOTH SHUDDERING] 70 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,011 Remember how you got home last night, Dad? 71 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,523 Of course. 72 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,662 It was, uh, some kind of a light rail. 73 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,040 There's no light rail in Springfield. 74 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,271 Oh, won't anyone pretend to believe me? 75 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,733 - I will, Dad. - That's why you're my favorite. 76 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,499 All right, time for my favorite show. 77 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,939 MAN [ON TV]: MTC: Monkey Trauma Center... 78 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,618 ...will not be seen tonight... 79 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,161 Oh. 80 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,288 MAN: ...so we may present this cheaper show. 81 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,948 WOMAN [ON TV]: Taxicab Conversations. 82 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,920 Hey, I read about this show in Teen Modern Maturity. 83 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,611 They film passengers with cameras and catch them at their most uninhibited. 84 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,467 That explains that. 85 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,490 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 86 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,461 [HUMMING] 87 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,433 Looks like somebody got down tonight. 88 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,155 Disco Stu always gets down, baby. 89 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,438 Because when the beat is hot, the... 90 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:32,919 [SIGHS] 91 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,463 - Hey, can you keep a secret? - What is it, hon? 92 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,329 I hate disco. 93 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:41,250 It's all I've talked about for so long, people think I'm a one-note guy. 94 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,075 [SIGHS] 95 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,275 It's just getting harder, you know. 96 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,455 I had no idea Disco Stu was so complex. 97 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,240 - How you doing? - Talky thing, ain't you? 98 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,826 Another proud moment for the Simpsons. 99 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,714 I don't remember anybody telling me I was gonna be on TV. 100 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,157 - So, what do you do for a living? - Oh, you know, I'm a guy at a place. 101 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:07,578 How'd you get such a crappy job? You a convict or a junkie? 102 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,727 - Little of both. You got a family? - Oh, yeah. 103 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,021 Wife and two or three kids. 104 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,086 Can't imagine my life without them. 105 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,171 Oh, you big fooler. 106 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,247 Pretending not to remember so you could surprise us. 107 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,697 [CHUCKLES] 108 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,459 Yeah, I'm pretty great. 109 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,805 At the end of a hard day... 110 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:30,497 ...there's no better feeling than coming home to the people that you love. 111 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:34,439 - Oh, Homie. - That is so sweet. 112 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,587 I had no idea, Dad. 113 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,308 I just assumed with all the stranglings, you know... 114 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,290 That my family isn't the center of my universe? 115 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,417 Are you nuts? 116 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,524 Then there's those other days... 117 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:50,194 ...where you just wish you never got married or had kids. 118 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:51,758 [GROANS] 119 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,083 One minute, you're a carefree teenager... 120 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:58,734 ...with dreams of being a rock star, or a photographer for Playboy... 121 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,748 ...then, bam, some babe gets her claws in you... 122 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,573 Huh? 123 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,650 ...and, boom, you got a bunch of kids that always needs love. 124 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,495 [BOTH GASPING] 125 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,436 So whammo, you get stuck in some boring job... 126 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:17,878 ...where they don't let you play guitar or take pictures of naked women. 127 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,362 And all you can do is watch yourself get bald and fat... 128 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,980 ...and kiss your dreams goodbye. 129 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,087 [SNORING] 130 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:33,008 Oh, I can't believe they took Monkey Trauma Center off for this. 131 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,835 [SNORING] 132 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,421 Lousy family. 133 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:44,717 So I'm just some babe who sank her claws into you. 134 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,637 - A hot babe. - Oh! 135 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,858 Have you always resented us, Dad? 136 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,663 Oh, I don't resent you, sweetheart. 137 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:56,208 What I was trying to say, and maybe I didn't use the right words... 138 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,306 ...was that marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail. 139 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,382 - But as coffins go... - Please don't say anymore. 140 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,498 Sorry we ruined your life, Homer. 141 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,836 Hmph! 142 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,131 Oh, what have I done? 143 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,841 [ALARM WHISTLES] 144 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,161 - Get in. - What? 145 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:23,986 Get in. 146 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,998 Hey, what's this suitcase for? 147 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,302 - Are we going on a trip? - You are. 148 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,201 [LAUGHING] 149 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,661 [WHIMPERS] 150 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,310 Where are you taking me? 151 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,626 A place where you'll never be bothered by your family again. 152 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,712 [GASPS] 153 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,964 Oh. 154 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,070 [WHIMPERS] 155 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,124 [SCREAMS] 156 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,066 Get out of the car, Homer. 157 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,757 You can't just leave me out here. There's not another woman for miles. 158 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,478 Sorry, Dad. Maybe now you'll appreciate us. 159 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,064 While you're spending the week at... 160 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,650 Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp. 161 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,153 [HOMER GASPS] 162 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,645 The Rolling Stones' Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp. 163 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,981 But I thought you guys were mad at me. 164 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,525 For once in my life, I'm confused. 165 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,048 We had a family meeting and decided... 166 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:20,052 ...that even though what you said about us was incredibly thoughtless... 167 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,544 ...and hurtful, you had a point. 168 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,266 - Damn straight. - You work a job you don't like... 169 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,664 ...so I'm able to be home with the kids. 170 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:31,605 And you take me places you hate like museums, plays and the Olive Garden. 171 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,567 And even though you knew I ratted you out to the IRS... 172 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,631 - ...you never busted me. - You what? 173 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:40,062 So to say thank you for all your sacrifices... 174 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:44,785 ...we spent our family vacation fund on something that's just for you. 175 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,215 - Do you like it? - You guys are the best. 176 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,446 I love you. I love you. I love you... Ugh, oh. 177 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,022 I'm okay. I love you. I love you. I love you. 178 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,640 [OWL HOOTING] 179 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,156 Hey, what gives? Where are all the rock stars? 180 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,575 I don't know, but it's starting to get dark. 181 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,473 [GUITAR PLAYS NEARBY] 182 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,089 Huh, what was that? 183 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,893 Oh, it's getting closer. 184 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,631 - Hello, campers. - How you doing? 185 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,655 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. 186 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,106 [GROANS] 187 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,431 Welcome to Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp... 188 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,830 ...where you'll experience the complete rock 'n' roll lifestyle... 189 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,896 ...without the lawsuits and STDs. 190 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,524 - Whoa! STDs! - Now, you're all here for one reason... 191 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,985 - To rock! - Who said that? 192 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,332 That's right, Otto. We're here to rock! 193 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,512 [ALL CHEERING] 194 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,211 So get a good night's sleep. 195 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:51,049 And remember rule number one, there are no rules. 196 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:53,197 [ALL CHEERING] 197 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,168 Rule number two, no outside food. 198 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,743 Oh, what a gyp. 199 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,122 Hey, Mick, you gonna teach us your cocksure strut? 200 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,802 Not today, I got a ton of paperwork to catch up on. 201 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,973 Ah, tell me about it. At my job, we... Oh, you're gone. 202 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,737 RICHARDS [ON PA]: Hey! Wake up! 203 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:13,697 [ALL GROANING] 204 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:18,285 Are you ready to receive professional training in rock? 205 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,112 - Have you been awake all night? - I am so excited, I couldn't fall asleep. 206 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,687 I even took some pills I found on the floor. 207 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,700 You took pills you found on the floor? 208 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,130 Uh-huh, now I'm afraid that if I stop talking, I'll die. Isn't Mick cool? 209 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,352 I thought he'd be all like, "I'm a rock star. Aren't I great?" 210 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,157 But he's just like you or me or Jesus over there. 211 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,682 - Can I have a guitar? - Can I have a guitar? 212 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,340 [WHISTLES] 213 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,510 People, if everyone's gonna pick guitar, I'm not gonna have enough. 214 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,367 - Oh, come on. - There's lots of other fun instruments... 215 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,067 ...like bass. 216 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,730 Come on, who'd like to be a bass player? 217 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,138 Out of my way, nerdlinger. 218 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,630 - My image. OTTO: Get me the Strat. 219 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,247 Hand me the Strat. 220 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:04,831 I'm telling Mr. Jagger. 221 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,511 Ooh, "I'm telling Mr. Jagger." 222 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,275 [LENNY KRAVITZ'S "ARE YOU GONNA GO MY WAY?" PLAYING] 223 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:14,570 The clothes you wear on stage should be a defiant statement of individuality. 224 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,155 HOMER: Like this, Mr. Kravitz? 225 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,585 God, no. 226 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:23,214 May we talk about, uh, accentuating the masculine area? 227 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,509 Did you hear that, people? Apu asked about crotch stuffing. 228 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,366 Now, I don't do it. Kenny Loggins does. 229 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,358 I trusted you! 230 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:31,431 I trusted you! 231 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,037 [SOBBING] 232 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,988 [GUITAR PLAYING] 233 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,731 Now, a guitar has many, many nicknames. 234 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,380 An ax, a gitbox... Well, I guess that's it. 235 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,008 Anyway, we're gonna start with the fundamentals. 236 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,177 Playing a burning guitar with your teeth. 237 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,720 All right, fire. 238 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,587 - Mr. Seltzer? - Setzer. 239 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,130 No, I think it's Seltzer. 240 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,381 [GRUNTS] 241 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,508 - What is it, Homer? - I came up with a stage move... 242 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,208 ...I feel is very cool. 243 00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,876 [GRUNTING] 244 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,119 [SINGING] Baby, baby, baby, baby 245 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,353 We've gotta start using a cheaper oatmeal. 246 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,345 HOMER: Sorry, Mick! 247 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,555 Simpson! 248 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,380 ["SHE'S SO COLD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 249 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,789 Okay, strut, strut, strut... 250 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:21,012 ...strut, strut, spin, and rooster. 251 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,077 Look, everyone, Homer's got it. 252 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,945 [SINGING] I'm so hot for me I'm so hot for me 253 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,030 I'm so cold 254 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,991 Okay, now schoolmarm. 255 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,358 I'm the burning fire 256 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,558 I'm the bleeding volcano 257 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,695 Everybody's naughty... 258 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,000 ...and freeze finish. 259 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:41,418 WIGGUM: Ow. 260 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,013 No matter where you are... 261 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,880 ...always say it's the wildest town in the whole damn world. 262 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,029 When you said it in Springfield last year, you didn't mean it? 263 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,252 Yeah, sure I did. But only because Springfield really is the wildest town... 264 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,515 ...in the whole damn world. 265 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,767 - Yes, I knew it. I knew it. - Springfield! 266 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,644 [GUITAR PLAYING] 267 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,220 Lyrics are the hardest part of songwriting. 268 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,191 When you come up with something meaningful and heartfelt... 269 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,090 - Boring. - Will you stop saying that? 270 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,561 Rock stars are supposed to be about drinking... 271 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,647 ...and getting drunk and boozing it up. 272 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,951 Girls that have legs and know how to use them. 273 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,172 And why I can't drive 55. 274 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,310 You just want mindless generic rock? 275 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,187 Precisely. 276 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,345 [GROANS] 277 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,050 [SINGING] See that drunk girl Speeding down the street? 278 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,582 ALL: Yeah! 279 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,752 She's worried about the state Of public schools 280 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,859 [ALL BOOING] 281 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,215 She likes to party, she likes to rock 282 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,977 ALL: Yeah! 283 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,032 She prays that our schools Don't run out of chalk 284 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,784 [ALL BOOING] 285 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,845 Getting away from the gig can be a matter of life and death. 286 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,307 So you gotta be in great physical shape. 287 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,821 Okay, follow me. 288 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,604 [AUDIENCE CHEERING OVER SPEAKERS] 289 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,129 - Paparazzi to the left. - I got them. 290 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,839 [GRUNTING] 291 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,968 I'm entitled to a private life. I'm not a role model and so forth. 292 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,127 Good, Homer. Now, just past the groupies and we're home. 293 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,994 WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: I love you. Please sleep with us. 294 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,625 They're bloody cardboard. 295 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,253 We know. 296 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,528 [SINGING] You ain't never caught a rabbit 297 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,406 And you ain't no friend of mine 298 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,560 - Yeah! ALL: Aah! 299 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,146 Well, what do you think? 300 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,346 Uh, you rock, Homer. 301 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,433 Really? You really think I'm better than you? 302 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,019 That was great, Homie. 303 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,855 - What the hell are you doing here? - Camp is over, Homer. 304 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,702 - It's been a week already? - I'm glad you had fun. 305 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,726 - But it's time to come home. - Your mother's right, Homer. 306 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,032 - Gotta get back to the real world. - We've all gotta get home. 307 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,044 My lawn's not gonna mow itself. 308 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,120 And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming. 309 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,593 HOMER: Wait. Don't go. 310 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,180 I wanna keep on rocking. Come on, guys. A-one, a-two... 311 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,077 I'll take that. 312 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,339 No! 313 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,799 [SOBBING] 314 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,488 It came with a pick. 315 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,387 [GROANS] 316 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,288 Come on, Dad. 317 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:37,761 No! No! I won't go. You can't make me! 318 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,035 - You knew this day was coming. - I knew nothing. 319 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,704 Ugh, stop kicking me, Dad. 320 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,466 Never. 321 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,583 [SOBS] 322 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,993 My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream. 323 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,339 I was so close to being a rock star... 324 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,019 ...but now, there's a chance it might not happen. 325 00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:00,784 I'll just have to settle for being a fat, bald, fat nothing. 326 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,046 Finally. Can we go now? 327 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:08,031 Now, before I lock the door, do you have to go to the bathroom? 328 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,023 No, I'm fine. 329 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,318 Ugh, I'm so despondent. 330 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,780 Cheer up, Homer. It's only rock 'n' roll camp. 331 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,448 But I like it. 332 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,169 [SOBBING] 333 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,632 Tell you what, we're doing a benefit gig before we leave. 334 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,843 How would you like to join us on-stage? 335 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,388 - For serious? - For serious, Homer. 336 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,328 Can I have 40 guest passes? 337 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,968 Woo-hoo! 338 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,513 Wow, all access. 339 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,006 All access. 340 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,780 Ooh, good thing it's laminated. Ha-ha-ha. 341 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,656 [GRUNTS] 342 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,857 - Sir, you can't... - All access. 343 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,170 Oh, sorry. 344 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,447 [HUMMING] 345 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,292 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 346 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,367 HOMER: All access. WOMAN 1: Ooh. 347 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,983 - Nice. WOMAN 2: You rock. 348 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,037 [CHATTERING] 349 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,458 Wow, Homer. I ain't had front row seats since my Moonie wedding. 350 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,450 After the show, you can come backstage for pizza and pop. 351 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:14,899 - Yes! - All right! 352 00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:17,183 Now, that's a winning combination. 353 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,853 Here you go. Front and center. 354 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,835 I'm so proud of you, Homie. 355 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:27,172 It's like you're Kid Rock and I'm Pamela Anderson Lee Rock. 356 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,675 [CROWD CHEERING] 357 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,480 Ooh, gotta run. Enjoy the show. 358 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,726 Okay, let's see the eyes. 359 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,532 Now the fire. 360 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,818 Thanks, mate. 361 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,405 - Couldn't you find a fuel-efficient Satan? - Don't you have a crotch to stuff? 362 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,137 Evening, fellow rockers. 363 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,056 There you are. Thought we were going to go on without you. 364 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,549 I'm ready. Just give me a guitar. How many solos should I do? Four. 365 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,865 I'll do four. 366 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,066 Uh, Homer, you didn't think you were gonna be playing with...? 367 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,547 [GASPS] 368 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,143 My official tour jacket. Lookit... 369 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,386 Wait. You misspelled "guitar hero." 370 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,201 Look, sorry if there's been a misunderstanding, Homer. 371 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,735 We really just need you to tap the mikes and say: 372 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,822 - "Test, test." - Can't you do it? 373 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,304 Oh. 374 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,880 Okay. So I'll, uh... 375 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,163 Okay. 376 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,313 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 377 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,838 - Look, there's Dad! - Woo-hoo! Yay, Homer! 378 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,194 I'm his groupie, ha, ha. 379 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,123 Am I saying that right? Groupie? 380 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,689 - Yeah! WOMAN: Yeah, Homer! 381 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,129 CARL: You're the man, Homer! You're the man! 382 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,121 LENNY: You rock the house! Let's go, Homer! 383 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,154 MOE: It's go time! It's go time! 384 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,093 Test. Test. 385 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,305 Why is he performing the duties of a roadie? 386 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,526 Am I saying that right? Roadie? 387 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,852 Test, test. Check, check. 388 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,126 - Hey, he's not rocking out at all. - Test. 389 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,661 Test. Test. 390 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,486 [SINGING] You're testing my love for you 391 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,166 Check, check You're checking to see if I'm true 392 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,199 [CROWD CHEERING] 393 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,743 Test one, test two Test three, test four 394 00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,287 You test me like the water In El Salvador 395 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,280 - Whoa, El Salvador! - What's all this then? 396 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,219 He's stealing the show from us. 397 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,670 JAGGER: Not on my shift. 398 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,120 Let's rock 'n' roll. 399 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,509 [ALL CHEERING] 400 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,661 [SINGING] Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby 401 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:43,559 Uh-oh. 402 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,540 [SCREAMS] 403 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,469 No! 404 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,754 [CROWD CHEERING] 405 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,882 Oh, yeah. It's good to see the spectacle back in rock. 406 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,126 [ALL SCREAMING] 407 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,012 Did you know it was gonna turn into a riot, Dad? 408 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,482 Oh, yeah. 409 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,548 When you've been in as many as I have, you can sense them coming. 410 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:19,084 - Did they ever find Tom Petty's toe? - What am I, the lost and found? 411 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,837 There's no excuse for our horrible behavior tonight, Homer. 412 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,069 We acted like a bunch of angry young men. 413 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,634 Rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love. 414 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:31,002 I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions. 415 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:34,172 What we're trying to say, Homer, is we're sorry. 416 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,039 By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...? 417 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,072 - No. Sorry. - Oh. 418 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,743 There's no need for apologies, guys. You're rock stars. 419 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,600 You're supposed to be reckless and destructive... 420 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,708 ...and be celebrated for behavior that would land normal people in jail. 421 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,846 That's what I told them, Homer. 422 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,223 Just the same, we'd like to make it up to you. 423 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,674 We're doing a gig tomorrow to benefit the victims of tonight's gig. 424 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,979 We'd consider it an honor if you join us. 425 00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,263 Well, you're very sweet, Mick. 426 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,579 But the only rocking I wanna do is in my living-room chair... 427 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,311 ...surrounded by the world's greatest backup group, my family. 428 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,396 ...surrounded by the world's greatest backup group, my family. 429 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,609 [OVER RADIO] There goes the last DJ 430 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,727 Are you sure you don't miss hanging out with your rock-star friends, Dad? 431 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,333 No, I got something to remember them by. 432 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:22,845 [LAUGHS] 433 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,139 - Have fun at school, kids. - Later, Homer. 434 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,622 Mr. Simpson, this zone is for school buses only. 435 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,333 [SCREAMS] 436 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,574 [ALL LAUGHING] 437 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,346 Rock 'n' roll! Woo-hoo. 438 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,328 [KIDS CHEERING] 439 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,111 ["RIP THIS JOINT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 440 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:39,383 Papa says no 441 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,677 Make up you mind 'cause I gotta go 442 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,960 I'm gonna raise hell at the Union Hall 443 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,442 Drive myself right over the wall 444 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:49,017 Rip this joint Gonna save your soul 445 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,270 Round and round and round we go 446 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,741 Roll this joint Gonna get down low 447 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,900 Start my starter Gonna stop the show 448 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,187 And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming. 449 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:06,295 Everybody's naughty and freeze finish. 450 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:10,070 [SINGING] She likes to party, she likes to rock 451 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,582 HOMER: Yeah! 452 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,293 But there's lots of other fun instruments, like bass. 453 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:17,692 I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions. 454 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,340 Rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love. 455 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,958 - Who said that? - Will you stop saying that? 456 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,970 [ALL LAUGHING] 457 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,326 JAGGER: Simpson! 458 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:33,520 [English - US -SDH] 34639

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