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Ha, ha, I don't know, neighborinos.
I'm all for Halloween fun...
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...but a séance sounds a little PG-13.
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But this is your chance
to contact your late wife, Maude.
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Well, I do miss the missus.
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Maude Flanders,
we the living beseech you to appear.
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BART [AS MAUDE]:
Ned...
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...I'm back.
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Give me a kiss.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Chill out, dudes. It's me, Bart Simpson.
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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What are you looking at?
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[WAILING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Maude. You still look as pretty
as the day I buried you.
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[MEOWS]
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Are you ready for tales that will
shatter your spine and boil your blood?
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- Well, duh.
- Then choke on these!
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Treehouse of Horror 13
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[HOMER SCREAMING]
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Now to spend some quality time
away from my family.
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[SIGHS]
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I've got a list of things for you to do.
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- My favorite is number three.
- Oh, I'd love to.
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But someone made me
too many pancakes...
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...and now I have to sleep them off.
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Oh, those were for
the Church breakfast.
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Were they now?
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[GRUNTS THEN GROANS]
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Hammocks. Get your hammocks.
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The hammock man.
I'm glad he's a little early today.
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The price is $10.
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But I must warn you,
this is no ordinary hammock.
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Its webbing is a mesh of comfort
and evil.
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You had me at "comfort."
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Mm-hm. Hmm, Mr. Hammock,
say hello to Madam Ass. Unh!
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[GRUNTING]
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What the...? It made another me.
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- How cool is that?
- Wa.
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Hmm, no bellybutton.
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Shuttle's in the hangar.
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You wanna be my slave?
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Outstanding.
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Oh, uh... Mm-hm.
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Speed it up, ugly.
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[HOMER CLONE SCREAMS
THEN THUDS]
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[HOMER GRUNTS]
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Eh, he had a good run.
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[GRUNTING]
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I'm gonna need help with this. Hmm.
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHS]
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[SLURPS]
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Beer for me?
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No, you've got chores to do.
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Chores? Me need clone.
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Clone? That's ridiculous.
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Where am I supposed to find a...?
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Wait a minute.
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[GRUNTING]
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Wow, four of me.
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I think
this could be a magic hammock.
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And it just might be the answer
to my problems.
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Uh...
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MARGE:
What do you think, Homer?
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Does this make my hips look big?
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[IN MONOTONE VOICE]
Outfit good, flatters butt.
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Oh, aren't you a dear?
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Then after World War II,
it got kind of quiet...
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...till Superman challenged FDR
to a race around the world.
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FDR beat him by a furlong.
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Or so the comic books
would have you believe.
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The truth lies somewhere in between...
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[SNORING]
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[HOMER & LISA GRUNT]
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[GRUNTS]
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Me good dad.
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Hmm. Does Dad seem a little dumber
than usual?
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Me not notice.
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Homie,
you've been such a sweetheart today.
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Let's go upstairs and...
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[WHISPERS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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- I'll take it from here, fake-o.
- Uh-uh.
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- Uh-huh. Unh!
- Unh!
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[IN UNISON]
Why you little... Aah!
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Man, are we evenly matched.
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Me concur.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[YELLS AND LAUGHS]
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It would take three clones
to beat the original Homer.
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ALL:
Hmm.
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Huh, I mean four.
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ALL: Oh.
- Suckers.
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[CHATTERING]
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MARGE:
Kids, your father made us breakfast.
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BART & LISA:
Yay!
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- Go, go, go.
- Okay.
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Say, Homer, I was, uh...
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I was wondering if I could borrow
that chainsaw you, uh, stole from me.
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Yeah, but you have to leave
a credit card.
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- No problem. Discover okay?
- Ned.
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Okay, here's my Amex.
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[GRUNTS]
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Mm-hm.
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Homie, I must say
you have the energy of 20 men lately.
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Twenty-three.
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Today, I'm gonna mow the lawn,
do my taxes, shoot hoops with Bart...
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...and girl it up with Lisa.
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Aw.
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[YELPS THEN DOOR SLAMS]
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[ALL GROANING]
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Oh, I gotta get rid of these guys.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Now, before I abandon you
in this cornfield...
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...does anyone remember
the way home?
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HOMER CLONE:
I do.
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[THUDS]
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Anybody else?
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Anybody else?
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Come on.
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Okay, everyone out.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Now to make sure this hammock
never troubles anyone again.
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[GRUNTS]
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Ooh. Mm?
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[GROANS]
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[CHATTERING]
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Let's all go out
for some frosty chocolate milk shakes.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Ah, look at that corn.
Old Gil's hard work is finally paying off.
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Well, at least I got my health.
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Aw.
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HOMER CLONES:
Beer, beer, beer.
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[CANS RIPPING OPEN
THEN GULPING]
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[HOMER CLONES BABBLING]
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[HOMER CLONES'
PANTS UNZIPPING]
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[HOMER CLONES SIGHING]
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Like comedy clubs in the late '80s,
these ravenous clones are everywhere.
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They've destroyed every building
in town...
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...except Moe's Tavern,
which is reporting record business.
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[CHATTERING]
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[GULPING]
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Now, uh, who's gonna be
picking up the tab?
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ALL:
Lenny.
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Anything for Homers.
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Dad, is there something
you'd like to tell us about this horde?
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You'd think so, but no.
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They look like you,
they were rude to Patty and Selma...
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...and the horde has been described
as very gassy.
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Yeah, it's a good group.
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Currently the, uh, Vietcong...
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I mean, the, uh, Homers
are occupying these areas.
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By tomorrow...
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[ALL GROANING]
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Good God, we're doomed.
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No!
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We're out of doughnuts.
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That's it.
I know exactly what we should do.
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Thank God. And you said we shouldn't
let little girls in the war room.
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Look, I was wrong, okay?
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[ALL GASPING]
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ALL:
Mm, doughnuts.
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Want doughnut.
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- Doughnut.
- Chocolate.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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ALL:
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
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HOMER CLONE:
Son of a...
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D'oh!
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Thank you, general. That's a big relief.
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The horde is almost dead.
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There's still some writhing
and twitching.
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- But that should stop by morning.
- Good news.
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Mm.
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One handsome hubby is all I need.
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[MARGE GASPS]
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No bellybutton? You're a clone.
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- Then the real homer...
- First over cliff.
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[GASPS]
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My Homie's dead?
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How will I go on?
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You like back rub?
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Oh, well.
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[CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH'S "LOVETHE ONE YOU'RE WITH" PLAYING]
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And if you can't beWith the one you love
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Love the one you're with
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[SQUEAKS]
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Goldie,
you were more than just a goldfish.
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- You were a member of the family.
- Rest in peace, pal.
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"William H. Bonney."
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"Gunned down July 14, 1881.
Aged 21."
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So young.
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"I dream of a world without guns."
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Don't we all, William?
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[SINGSONG]
Lisa has a dead boyfriend.
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He's not my dead boyfriend.
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He is a dead boy
who happens to be my friend.
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Mr. Bonney,
I'm gonna make your dream come true.
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If not for guns, poor William Bonney
might've become a doctor or a senator.
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Or a frustrated novelist.
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Ha, ha, sure. The point is let's stop
the madness and ban guns now.
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CROWD:
Yeah!
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Yeehaw! The girl's right.
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I'm sorry. I can't live without passion.
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Well, well, not so tough
without your gun, are you, Snake?
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[GROANS]
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Ow. I guess you are.
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That's what I like about this job,
you learn stuff.
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Twenty-eight, 29. There's one missing.
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Not Mr. Blastie.
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It's okay, boy.
You'll be shooting angels in heaven.
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[SOBBING]
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Well, boys, now it's our turn.
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Uh, this always made me
feel like a man, you know?
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Now all I got is my enormous genitals.
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Three cheers
for a gun-free Springfield!
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- Hip, hip...
CROWD: Hooray!
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- Hip, hip...
CROWD: Hooray!
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- Hip, hip...
BONNEY: Hooray!
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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Springfield's weapons of death
have been converted...
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...into weapons of climbing
and sliding.
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[GIGGLING]
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The bumps tickle my bottom.
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I proudly declare our town
utterly defenseless.
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If only poor William Bonney were here
to see his dream come true.
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Oh, but I am.
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William Bonney?
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Better known as Billy the Kid.
Ha-ha-ha!
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[ALL GASPING]
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[GUNFIRE]
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Looks like the only guns left
are in my cold dead hands.
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Now, I'd like you to meet
the Hole in the Ground Gang.
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Frank and Jesse James.
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[ALL GASPING]
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- The Sundance Kid.
ALL: Aah!
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- What happened to Butch Cassidy?
- "What happened to Butch Cassidy?"
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We're not joined at the hip.
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And the most evil German of all time,
Kaiser Wilhelm.
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CROWD:
Huh?
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He ain't no cowboy.
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Sure I am.
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Yippy, wippy, wippy.
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Okay, he's in.
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Now, let's rob the bank,
give the money to the poor...
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...then rob the poor
and shoot the money.
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[CHEERING]
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[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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[SCREAMING AND GUNFIRE]
255
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,274
[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]
256
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,777
Play us some "pian-ee."
257
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,469
["FUR ELISE" PLAYING ON PIANO]
258
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:13,960
[GUNSHOT]
259
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,890
That's piano! I said, "pian-ee."
260
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,434
[SALOON MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]
261
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,385
You, play the "cell-ee."
262
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,670
You, sing a song about cattle rustling.
263
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,257
And you,
sing one about, uh, robbing banks.
264
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,032
[SINGING] Calf's in the fieldSo you sneak up slow
265
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,867
Grab him by the tailAnd go, man, go
266
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,067
[SINGING] Break into the bankAnd snatch that dough
267
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,872
BOTH:
Please don't hurt our family
268
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,593
[CHEERING]
269
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,534
Marge, let me do a solo.
270
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,640
This could be my big break.
271
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,945
I very much doubt that, Homer.
272
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,760
These are horrible ghouls
from the past.
273
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,638
Hey, so are the Grammy judges.
Ha-ha-ha, ugh!
274
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,911
Pardon the grabbing...
275
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,570
...but I've perfected a device
that could save us all.
276
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:02,998
A time machine.
277
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,209
We can go back to the past
and save our guns.
278
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,253
Give me.
279
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,175
Uh, for flailing out loud,
I hope he doesn't do anything...
280
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,439
...to ruin the space-time continuum.
That's all...
281
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,003
Oh, dear.
282
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,497
Poor William Bonney might have
become a doctor or a senator.
283
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,603
[ALL GASPING]
284
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,106
Hear me, people of the past.
285
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,826
Hey, everyone, that's us.
286
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,318
I come to deliver
a terrifying message of hope.
287
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,581
Grab your guns and follow me.
288
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:34,947
- Yeah!
- All right!
289
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,355
[CHATTERING]
290
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,948
Dad, what are you doing?
291
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,973
Ooh, how to explain this to a child?
Hmm.
292
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,530
Future Daddy needs
to double kill these corpses...
293
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,670
...so they won't come back as zombies
and... Get him!
294
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,996
[GRUNTING]
295
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,623
[SCREAMING]
296
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,316
[GRUNTS THEN YELPS]
297
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,089
[CROWD CHEERING]
298
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,770
Another tragedy prevented
by gun violence.
299
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,314
I guess guns really are the answer.
300
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,089
Hear me, people of Springfield.
301
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,529
I come from
yet another distant future...
302
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:30,398
...where gun violence has destroyed
the very Earth itself.
303
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,266
What is this, open mike night?
304
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,499
Hah! Now to get me
some caveman hookers.
305
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:49,000
Tell me again why we're spending
our vacation on the Island of Lost Souls.
306
00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:53,431
Hey, what could be more fun than
an island shaped like a big smiley face?
307
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,669
Welcome to my island.
308
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,276
Dr. Hibbert?
But we heard you'd gone mad.
309
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,675
Yes, completely mad.
310
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,241
About providing
topnotch vacation values. Ha-ha-ha.
311
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,493
Willie, help them with their bags.
312
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,911
[GROANS]
313
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,433
[GROWLS THEN SIMPSONS GASP]
314
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,082
Now, he may try to slobber
on your crotch.
315
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,282
Ha, ha. I've been around Scotsmen.
316
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,737
[SCREAMS THEN WHIMPERS]
317
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,177
Homer, someone's in trouble.
318
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,263
Hey, I'm on vacation.
319
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,663
Dr. Hibbert, this is a topnotch resort.
320
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,821
Can you recommend some activities?
321
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,252
Well, one activity you might enjoy
is not asking questions.
322
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,410
[LAUGHS]
323
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,799
But man's inquisitive nature
is what separates us from the animals.
324
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,459
Why must we be separated? Think what
Shakespeare might've accomplished...
325
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,983
...if he'd had the eyes of an eagle
or could spray stink on his critics.
326
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,601
Now, who'd like some turkey?
It's a lovely nerd...
327
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,103
[LAUGHS]
328
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,312
I mean "bird."
329
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,085
[SCREAMS]
330
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,379
No! Wait a minute now.
331
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,497
Guess what, I'm dying, ha, ha...
332
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,864
...with the basting
and the butterballing...
333
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,846
...and the chestnut stuffing
in my pupik.
334
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,599
Gobble, gobble, gobble. Death.
335
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,854
Homie, something very creepy
is going on here.
336
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,221
They're gonna try
to sell us timeshares?
337
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,421
I think I'm going to do
a little sleuthing.
338
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,933
Bring back some ice.
339
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,916
[PEOPLE SHOUTING NEARBY]
340
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,148
"House of pain."
This must be where you pay the bill.
341
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,182
[LAUGHS]
342
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,049
Why am I always so funny
when no one's around?
343
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,957
[GRUNTS]
344
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,147
Oh, I'm around.
345
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,868
[MARGE SHOUTS THEN GROWLS]
346
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,623
[PURRS]
347
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,408
Unh. What's up, honey?
Want a little loving?
348
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,088
[PURRS]
349
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:03,499
Woo-hoo, quite a tiger there. Easy, easy.
Ha, ha, I guess it has been a while.
350
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,970
Okay, that hurts more than it tickles.
351
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,701
[MARGE PURRING]
352
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,181
Quiet, youse.
353
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,225
[THUDS THEN YELPS]
354
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,874
Isn't vacation sex always the best?
355
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,032
[GROWLS]
356
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,409
Marge, you were like a wild beast.
357
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,537
So voracious and prowly.
358
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,977
And I've never seen you
use your tail like that.
359
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,625
[BIRD CHIRPS]
360
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,961
[GROWLS]
361
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,558
What the...? Oh, my God.
She's become a monster.
362
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,905
Which I have to admit,
I sort of suspected during the sex.
363
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,585
[GROANS]
364
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,743
Gotta find a way
to change Marge back.
365
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,068
And replace the M&M'S I took
from the minibar.
366
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,925
NED:
Hey, Homer.
367
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,280
Flanders.
368
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,887
Oh, a perfect vacation ruined.
369
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,984
Hate to be a needy Neddy,
but could you do me a favor?
370
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,185
- Hmm.
- Milk me.
371
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,282
Uh, I really don't wanna do that, Ned.
372
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,368
Oh, come on, Homer. All I'm asking
is for you to yank my teats...
373
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,871
...and harvest my milk.
- Ugh, fine.
374
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,939
Ooh, that's nice. You're actually quite
gentle when you wanna be.
375
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,889
You know, you're not helping.
376
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,059
[SINGING]
In the jungle, the creepy jungle
377
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,624
Homer rides a freak
378
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:17,990
Shh. Hey.
379
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,044
[CHATTERING]
380
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,702
Huh! What's that?
381
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,875
[GRUNTS]
382
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,460
[SQUEAKS]
383
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,974
I'm a dog.
384
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:34,798
[BLOWS HORN]
385
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,967
Hear me, accursed brethren.
386
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:41,565
I understand that some of you
are still wearing tattered pants.
387
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:46,226
Please, throw them on the bonfire
and embrace your animal essence.
388
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:51,117
Okay, but I'm keeping the tattered vest.
I still have my dignity.
389
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,067
Hey, slops.
390
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,090
Ooh, a toenail. Ha, ha.
391
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:01,022
I can't believe it. Hibbert's turned
you all into human guinea pigs.
392
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,671
We prefer "Italian-American pigs."
393
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,392
Hey, Dad, check it out.
394
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,178
"Eat my shorts"? Why, you little...
395
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,692
Maggie.
396
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,050
Lisa. Ugh!
397
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,635
We were just playing.
398
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:20,917
What game?
399
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,169
Let's Eat Maggie.
400
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,899
[GRUNTS]
401
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,506
Manimals, inverta-broads.
402
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,249
You must fight back
against the one who did this to you.
403
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,700
Yar, the half-man, half-gorilla
speaks the truth.
404
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,556
[ALL GRUNT]
405
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,122
[LAUGHING]
406
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:42,376
Now, I admit I made a few mistakes,
but all in the name of progress.
407
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:43,951
Hear, hear.
408
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,850
- It's Mr. Burns.
- With a fox attitude.
409
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,091
Think about it, my hideous children.
410
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,917
Aren't you better off now
than you were as humans?
411
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,846
Me gusto pollen.
412
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,037
Disco Shrew can still boogaloo.
413
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,936
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
414
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,865
[ALL GROAN]
415
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,835
You guys are nuts.
416
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,525
All you can do is eat and sleep...
417
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,435
...and mate,
and roll around in your own filth...
418
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,719
...and mate and eat...
Where do I sign up?
419
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,734
[BIRD CHIRPS]
420
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,048
So how do you like being a walrus,
Dad?
421
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,020
It's great. I haven't been this skinny
since high school.
422
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:26,087
Homie, someone owes me
a back scratch.
423
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,786
[GROANS]
424
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,215
[GROANS]
425
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,940
Look at that island
shaped like our number four.
426
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:37,640
Makes you think.
427
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:27,951
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
428
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,645
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