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The Simpsons.
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If you ask me,
Muhammad Ali in his prime
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was much better
than anti-lock brakes.
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Yeah. But what about Johnny
Mathis versus Diet Pepsi?
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I cannot listen
to this again!
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Guys, I just ordered my wife
the greatest anniversary present.
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A koi pond!
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A koi pond?
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Yeah. A meditative
lily pond with big,
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beautiful fish that
fry up really good.
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That's the perfect gift.
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Yeah. You don't even have to feed
the fish, 'cause squirrels drown in it.
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You got this
husband thing down, Homer.
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Yeah. You must be some
kind of marriage super genius.
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How about a few tips?
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Certainly, Lenford.
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Make every day a
celebration of your love.
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Surprise her
with a pasta salad.
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Put a mini-beret
on your wang.
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This stuff is gold.
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Happy marriage,
here I come.
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This'll really help
with my speed dating.
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I got 400 no's.
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I can't wait to
see my surprise!
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Hey, hey, hey!
No peeking!
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Happy anniversary, Marge!
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A koi pond!
It's beautiful!
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Oh, you sweet,
wonderful man-child.
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I finally have a peaceful place
to sit and hear my own thoughts.
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How much money
did he piss away on this?
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What was that?
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What the hell
is that noise?
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That caterpillar
is screaming.
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The poor thing's
in pain.
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What he needs is a visit
from kindly old Doctor Foot.
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Hold it right there,
Doctor Foot.
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You're about to kill an endangered
species, the screamapillar,
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which has chosen
your yard as its home.
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Fine, I won't kill it.
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Finish the job.
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Mr. Simpson, allowing an endangered
species to die is a federal offense
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under the Reversal of
Freedoms Act of 1994.
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You are now
legally responsible
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for the safety and well-being
of this screamapillar.
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Everything you need to know
is in this pamphlet.
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Wow. Look at
all this stuff.
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"Without constant reassurance,
it will die.
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"It's sexually
attracted to fire."
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Are you sure God doesn't
want it to be dead?
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Hey, what's God gonna do?
Make my wife leave me again?
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What does he want now?
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If he wants to sleep
with us, forget it!
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Put him down, boy!
Put him down!
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"Once upon a time
there were three bears.
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"The end."
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Oh, fine! I'll go
back to the beginning!
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Oh, no! I crushed that
horrible bug! What should I do?
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Bury it, quickly,
before anyone finds out.
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I'm gonna tell!
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The hell you will!
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Now we're in it together.
There's no going back.
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Yeah!
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Stop what you're doing!
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Why don't I hear
any screaming?
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He's sleeping!
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Then why don't I hear
any sleep screams?
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Well, the thing
about that is...
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Woo-hoo! He's alive!
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Now you can't punish me.
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Homer Simpson, for attempted
insecticide and aggravated buggery,
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I sentence you to 200 hours
of community service.
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Next case. Duffman v.
Duff Brewing Corporation.
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Duffman's pension
has been mismanaged!
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Oh, yeah!
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Objection.
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That party-hearty
attitude is a registered
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trademark of
the Duff Corporation.
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Whatever happened
to fair use?
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Lousy community service!
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Meals on Wheels!
Eat it up or I go to jail.
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Didn't these meals
used to have a cobbler?
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They discontinued
the cobbler.
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You smell like cobbler.
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Now let's not get into
who smells like what.
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Come in.
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Oh, I can't let you
leave now.
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Safe and sound.
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That's better.
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Thank God I'm out of matches!
Oh, no. Here's another one.
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Please don't kill me! I won't
tell anyone about the skeleton!
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And I could bring
you more victims!
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Like Lenny! He'd go
great with wild rice!
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Oh, don't be such
a nervous Pervis.
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That's not a real skeleton,
it's a Halloween costume.
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But what about the ax?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I just use that
to chop through
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those tough Meals
on Wheels steaks.
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Oh, I couldn't
possibly eat all this.
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Please join me.
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You're the shut-in.
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So I threw
the SuperBall so hard
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it hit the ceiling twice,
then broke a lamp!
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Oh, Homer, I feel like
I'm talking to Bennett Cerf.
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Yeah, I've gotten a lot of
compliments about my talking.
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Before you go, would you mind
opening this jar of butter pickles?
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My pleasure.
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Oh, my. You're as strong
as you are handsome.
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And I can ride
my bike real fast.
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Aren't you a wonder?
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Can I call you the next time
I need a muscular he-man?
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Hey! I'm not running an
employment service, you old...
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Oh, you mean me?
I'd be delighted.
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Yello? Hi, Mrs. Bellamy.
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No, I'm not doing anything.
I can mow your lawn.
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Cover for me.
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Hello? Uh-huh.
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Yes, Mrs. Bellamy.
I'll be right there.
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That woman is
taking advantage of you.
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And we need you to do
things around here.
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The oven light is out.
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And you never finished
filling up the aquarium.
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Marge, I can't say no
to a helpless old lady.
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They put spells on you!
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Fine. I'll go talk to her.
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Homer's family needs
him, too. And that's that!
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Oh, Marge,
you're such a good woman
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to care so much
about your husband.
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All I have left of my Chester
is his tattered old Army jacket.
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Let me sew that
up for you.
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Make sure
you double stitch.
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Then do these socks.
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Darn her socks?
I say darn her!
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I'll do them and
then I'm out of here.
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Did you hear that Gertie had a
terrible fall outside the thrift store?
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Oh! She would fall there!
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Hey, who do I have to
gum to get a refill?
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Freshen your drinks,
ladies?
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Laxative?
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Yeah.
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Mother, may I read a
magazine while I wait in the car?
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Don't you read enough
at school, bookworm?
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I am so sick of
doing her dirty work.
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She's taking
advantage of us, Homer!
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The Missus prefers
you call me Simpson.
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She's got a set
of lungs on her.
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Are you all right?
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That man took my
diamond necklace.
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Don't worry. You're
gonna be just fine.
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Okay.
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Oh, my gosh.
She's dead!
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So let me get this straight.
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This mysterious man
with braces
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just stabbed the old lady
and disappeared?
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Without a trace.
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Found her will, Chief.
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It was just changed to
leave the Simpsons $50,000.
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So it's a good
thing she died,
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from our point of view,
financially.
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Well, I'd like to thank you
both for cooperating with...
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Did you do it?
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Chief Wiggum!
Homer and I are innocent!
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I'm sorry, Marge.
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I can't believe I tried to
trick you with such an...
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Did you do it?
No!
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Now if you'll excuse us,
we'll just be...
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Does that ever work?
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No. No, never does.
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Book him, Lou.
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Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I'll be
back on the streets by dinnertime.
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You'll see.
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And the elephant that couldn't
stop laughing was put to death.
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Speaking of death,
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octogenarian Myrna Bellamy
was brutally murdered last night.
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The top suspects, her disgruntled
servants, Homer and Marge Simpson.
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Top suspects?
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Oh, dear. Now everyone
will think Homer and I did it.
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The real killer is
the man with the braces.
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Yeah. If Dad killed everyone
he talked about killing,
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would any of us be here?
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You'd be dead
a million times.
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Do you really think
Homer could be a killer?
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I just can't believe a man we
sat and drank with all these years
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could do such
a horrible thing.
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Well, we've all got that voice
in our heads telling us to kill.
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You just have
to drown it out.
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I've been working on the
railroad all the livelong day.
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Yeah, that's better.
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Oh, man. What a day!
I'd kill for a beer.
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Right away, sir.
I don't want no trouble.
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I'd stab somebody
for a pickle.
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Give me some peanuts.
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You didn't say
you'd kill me.
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I'll kill you if you don't
give me some peanuts.
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Here you go, mister.
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Today's readings come from
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
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Well, maybe just
Matthew and Mark.
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Amen!
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Next on the
Springfield Death Tour
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is the home of Marge
and Homer Simpson,
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also known as "H-Diddy
and his Murder Ho."
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Go away!
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Wait, wait! That's a
suggestion, not a threat.
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Homer!
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What? It goes
right by our house.
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This is ridiculous.
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You've been through
my delicates, my silkies,
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my dainties,
and my unmentionables!
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I insist on searching every
inch of this home personally.
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Here's my underwear drawer.
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Where's that robot?
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Hey, Chief.
You better get in here.
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Mrs. Bellamy's necklace!
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Homer and Marge Simpson,
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you're under arrest for
the murder of Myrna Bellamy.
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Homer,
what are we going to do?
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You know, Chief,
if you let us go,
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there's a diamond
necklace in it for you.
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I hope you're
not suggesting
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that I would take that
necklace as a bribe.
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Think again, dirtbag.
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Because I can just swipe it
later from the evidence locker!
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Yeah, your wife's gonna look
pretty good in that, Chief.
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Yeah. She's a super lady.
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I can't believe we've
been arrested for murder.
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Don't worry, Marge.
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I'll cut us a deal by
becoming a jailhouse snitch.
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I know who
stopped up the toilet.
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Now don't worry, kids. You'll be
placed with a caring foster family.
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Young'uns, meet your new
brother and sister.
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They's worth five dollars
a day county money.
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I'm Bart.
And this is Lisa.
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Them's city names.
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From now on, you're Dingus
Squatford Jr. And Pamela E. Lee.
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But I like my old name.
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You hush up, Dingus!
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They hated the victim.
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Her death earned
them $50,000.
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And the necklace was
found in their home.
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Does the defense have
any closing remarks?
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Well, not at this time,
Your Honor.
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This is the only time.
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Well, then no.
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Mr. Foreman, have
you reached a verdict?
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Verdict? Is that what
we were supposed to do?
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Well, in all my
years on the bench...
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'Cause that's what we did!
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00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,224
You juries.
Gonna be the...
249
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,892
How do you find?
250
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,606
We find
the defendants guilty.
251
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,109
Homer and Marge Simpson,
252
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,030
I sentence you to death
in the electric chair!
253
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,827
But we're innocent! It was
the man with the braces!
254
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,873
Can't you do anything? Surprise
witnesses? Evidence tampering?
255
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,876
Play the race card!
Play it!
256
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:10,093
We appreciate your coming to
comfort us. But we're not Catholic.
257
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,637
Oh, dear, dear, dear.
258
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,723
Well, then I hope you enjoy
your stay in hell.
259
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,061
Nice dress.
260
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,688
Oh, go home and have
sex with your wife!
261
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,732
That's it. Bring it on!
262
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,525
Why you little...
263
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,447
Come on, you sainted...
264
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,084
How can you have such an
appetite at a time like this?
265
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:46,505
Let's just say I'm planning a
little surprise for the execution.
266
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,175
This cannon is gonna
be full when I go off.
267
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,593
Ka-boom!
268
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,680
You know,
this is our last night
269
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,724
and our cells
are side by side.
270
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,519
It's hard to get
in the mood
271
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,605
with all those murderous
eyes staring at us.
272
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,525
Just think of them
as twinkling stars.
273
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,695
Homie, I'm sorry.
I can't.
274
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,699
I just keep thinking about
everything we're gonna miss.
275
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:18,203
The kids growing up.
Grandchildren.
276
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,711
I want to confess. I killed and
robbed the old lady all by myself.
277
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,713
Marge is completely innocent.
278
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,716
The only thing she's
guilty of is loving too much.
279
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,467
The murder I did.
280
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,515
Congratulations,
Mrs. Simpson.
281
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,102
Your husband confessed to
everything. You're free to go.
282
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,940
Oh, my love.
You saved my life.
283
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,317
Now you do it for me.
284
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,786
Dead man walking
on the green mile!
285
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,669
Give me your hands, boss.
286
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,422
I'll kill you!
287
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,759
I killed them other people,
and I'll kill you, too!
288
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,429
You want some cornbread,
Mr. Jingles?
289
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,098
Well, you can forget it.
290
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,725
Because I'm gonna kill you!
291
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,119
Hello?
292
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,079
Yes, Governor!
293
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,082
No, Governor.
It's not too late.
294
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,211
Yes, Governor.
I'll tell him right away.
295
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,298
The governor says he hopes
you're a twitcher!
296
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,925
Oh, yes!
297
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,135
Chin up, Homer.
298
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,222
We've gotta put an electrode
there to ground the brain stem.
299
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,681
Thank you.
300
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,438
Goodbye, Marge.
301
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,149
I'll always love you.
302
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,155
You're on Frame Up!
303
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:19,991
That's right.
304
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,993
Homer Simpson,
you're the latest victim
305
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,830
of the new reality show,
Frame Up!
306
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,041
It's the man
with the braces!
307
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,920
I'm also your host.
Now let's meet a ghost.
308
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,340
Mrs. Bellamy?
309
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,093
There never was
a Mrs. Bellamy.
310
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,555
Only me,
Carmen Electra!
311
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,014
I knew it!
312
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,891
And I'm some
actor they hired!
313
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,686
Frame Up is
Fox's latest hit,
314
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:51,481
right after No Pants
Island and Fart Date!
315
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,900
This whole thing
was a joke?
316
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,070
I've never been
so relieved!
317
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,447
Relieved and angry.
318
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,592
So wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
319
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,367
You tied up
the judicial system,
320
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,536
costing the city
millions of dollars,
321
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,204
just for a TV show?
322
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,330
Yes.
323
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,748
And I'm gonna be
in the show?
324
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,833
Yes!
325
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,544
Can Eddy and Lou have
producer credits? Yup!
326
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,296
Now what are
your last names?
327
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,798
We don't have them.
We're like Cher.
328
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,886
Oh, Homie. I'm so
lucky to be married
329
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,889
to such a selfless
and loving man.
330
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,727
Mom, Dad!
Thank God you're okay!
331
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,855
We were in the greenroom.
I had so much shrimp.
332
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,941
Well, I'm glad
everyone's all right.
333
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,193
But I think you
should be ashamed.
334
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,030
Toying with a human life
for TV ratings.
335
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,657
Uh, Homer.
My face is up here.
336
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,743
I've made my choice.
337
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,630
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