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The Simpsons.
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My brain!
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Welcome to Career Day.
Here to tell to you about his job
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is Bart's friend's dad,
Kirk Van Houten.
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How many of you children
have gone out to your car
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and found a flyer
on the windshield?
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Are you the guy
that puts them there?
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No. I'm his assistant.
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But one time he was sick
and he let me do it.
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I totally screwed it up.
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That's it.
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I see. Well, we still have 56
minutes left. Any questions?
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Do you know Mom's
getting re-married?
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What? But she...
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I think we should probably
talk about that later, Son.
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No. You might as well
talk about it now.
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That was one
lousy Career Day.
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If we can't get
better speakers,
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we'll have to go
back to teaching.
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And I can't stare at those
lifeless fisheyes anymore!
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As head of the Student Activities
Committee, I have an idea.
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I was wondering what
she was doing here.
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The speakers are poor because
we're letting just anybody do it.
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Groundskeeper Willie,
Groundskeeper Willie's enemy, Seamus.
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Yes. Seamus. Ninety minutes of
watching a man drink in a bathtub.
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Well, I think we should try the
Springfield Speakers Bureau.
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Good idea.
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Seamus, we won't need
you to speak anymore.
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What?
This is your doing, Willie!
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I'll turn your groin
to pudding!
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You speak like a poet,
but you punch like one, too!
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You bastard!
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Wow. Walter Mondale, Marvin
Hamlisch, Mark Fuhrman.
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The former president
of Procter & Gamble!
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We have a special this month.
Mr. Blackwell debates Mr. T.
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Oh, please. I've seen nicer
chains on a set of snow tires.
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I pity the fool who
derives self-esteem
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from mocking other
people's clothes.
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I hate myself.
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Ooh! Here's a wonderful
speaker, Geoff Jenkins!
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Who? He created a
cartoon called Danger Dog.
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It's popular with
kids and adults.
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Yes. Fine. He'll do.
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Anything to end this
unstructured conversation.
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And in a gutless act
of political correctness,
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Pizza Day will
now be known as.
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Italian-American
Sauce Bread Day.
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Now that's sensitivity.
Right, Giuseppe?
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Giuseppe is such
a happy monkey.
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And now,
today's guest speaker,
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the creator of Danger Dog,
Geoff Jenkins!
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Geoff! Geoff! Geoff!
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Thanks, kids.
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Next month we'll be airing
the Danger Dog Easter Special.
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Would anyone like to
see a sneak preview?
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Yeah!
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Danger Dog,
Neuterville needs you!
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I hope this is important.
I've got a hot date tonight.
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With Sarah Jessica Barker.
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Nice. Anyway, your
archenemy, Molly Ringworm,
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has threatened to destroy
the city with her puke ray.
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The mayor's barf is
worse than his bite.
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Le mot juste.
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If you freeze the frame, you
can see that the chunks of barf
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are actually pictures of our
animators and their friends.
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Are there any questions?
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Here! Right here! Hello!
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Yes, you.
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What state does
Danger Dog live in?
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Michigan. Next.
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Why does Danger Dog mean
more to me than school or church?
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Because those things suck.
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I have
a question, Mr. Jenkins.
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Could you tell us about all the
hard work and buckling down
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that you put
into every cartoon?
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Are you kidding? This is
the easiest job in the world.
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I spend most of my time eating
candy and going to R-rated movies.
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Wow. Cool.
Wow.
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Well, then, tell the children
how hard you studied in school
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to get
where you are today.
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Studied?
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Kids, all I ever did was
sit in class and doodle.
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Like this one. It's what your
principal would look like as a woman.
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Fire, children!
Hurry outside!
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There's no time to let
today's lecture sink in!
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Why'd you do that?
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I won't stand by while
you're glamorizing sass.
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Now those youngsters
will throw their lives away,
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drawing things
that never were.
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I'm coming up with
my own cartoon character.
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He's called Danger Cat.
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Mine's called Trouble Dog.
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I'm called Ralph.
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Mine is Danger Dude.
But he's a dog.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I'm my own toughest
critic, but I think it's genius.
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Now, to sell it
for millions.
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This comic strip is
lame and derivative.
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I'll be
the judge of that!
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Stan Lee?
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Creator of Marvel Comics?
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Greetings, true believers.
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My heart is pounding
like Thor's hammer
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on Dr. Doom's
titanium-infused faceplate!
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Hey, aren't you the guy who
was stalking Lynda Carter?
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The term is "courting."
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The restraining order
says, "No, no."
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But her eyes say,
"Yes, yes."
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Let's see what
you've got, son.
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My Spidey sense
is tingling.
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It's that good?
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Did I say "Spidey"?
I meant stinky. 'Nuff said.
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What did I do wrong?
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I don't know.
Try everything.
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Now hold on, Comic Book Guy.
This boy's still finding his voice.
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So, you're saying
I should keep trying?
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Absolutely.
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And if you fail, you can
always open a comic book store.
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Stan Lee insulted me.
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But in Bizarro World,
that means he likes me.
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I just need
one great idea.
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Batman!
It's been done.
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Green Lantern. No.
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I like Little Dot.
Could you rip that off?
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I mean,
who's gonna know?
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I'd know, Mom!
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That little girl
sure loved dots.
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Hmm. All I need is
one classic character.
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Stupid lawn chair!
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Come on! Unfold, you...
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Hey!
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This'll teach
that stupid chair!
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I'm on fire!
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I hope
no one's drawing this!
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Hey, always drawing
your old man, huh?
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You must think I'm the
greatest dad in the world.
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Lousy minor setback!
This world sucks!
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Don't you hate carpet stores that
charge extra for the under padding?
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I hate them so much!
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Tonight,
When Dinosaurs Get Drunk...
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Oh, I've been there, man.
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...has been canceled.
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Instead we bring you The
Boring World of Niels Bohr.
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My ice cream sandwich! Then
where the hell's the remote?
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Why do people keep
moving it? Stupid...
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This is perfect.
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A couple of stink lines
around his butt, and I'm done.
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Angry Dad rocks!
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"Argh! I'm angry." That's like
something my dads would say.
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Simpson, you've created
a timeless comic character.
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Thanks, guys.
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Will you sign
Martin's cast?
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What cast? Ow!
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I won't be swimming
this summer.
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Bart, this is just Dad.
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It's a composite character. Your
dad, my dad, a little of Maggie's dad.
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No. It's just Dad.
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Maybe Angry Dad needs a
sidekick, Know-It-All Sister!
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Can she have a pony? And
the last line in the scene?
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Your penciling
is sub-Ziggy
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and the main character is
off-model in every frame.
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However,
I deem this rack-worthy.
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Wow, I made it! My week-long
dream has come true!
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Hold it, son. Wouldn't you rather
have an exciting action figure?
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But only Batman
fits in my Batmobile.
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Are you nuts? The Thing
fits in there perfectly.
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Look.
He's fitting right now.
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Stan Lee came back?
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Stan Lee never left.
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And I'm starting to
think that his mind
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is no longer in
mint condition.
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You broke my Batmobile!
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Broke?
Or made it better?
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Now I can't stand
in line anymore.
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Bart Simpson,
creative genius?
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What's it to you?
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I'm from the Internet.
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We'd like to turn Angry
Dad into an animated series.
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Wow! Angry Dad,
an Internet cartoon!
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I'll be in cyberspace next to
the Nabisco Cookie Web site!
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Hey, Soul Patch,
you cut the line!
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Here's my card.
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Whoa!
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This is people working?
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This is great.
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Hey, Bart. Care for
a children's cappuccino?
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What up, man? This is
my manager/sister, Lisa.
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What up?
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Everyone here
loves Angry Dad.
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It's just what
we've been looking for.
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So, what do you
want to do with it?
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Bart, I'm not a woman
and I can't have babies.
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But I can give life to
animated Internet cartoons.
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Let me show you one of our
hottest shows, Bin Laden in a Blender.
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Well, it delivers
what it promises.
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Now, Bart, we can't pay you a
salary. But we can give you stock.
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How is your company gonna make
money? Do you have a business model?
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How many shares of stock will
it take to end this conversation?
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Two million.
It is done.
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Now, let's watch another
of our great cartoons,
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Lou Rawls, Secret Agent.
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You'll never find
that microfilm of mine.
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Bart, meet the voice
of Angry Dad.
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Okay. Let's hear it.
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Well, I was thinking
of something like,
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"I'm a big fat idiot!"
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Wow! I think
we have our Angry Dad.
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Woo-hoo!
When do I get paid?
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In 2012.
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Now, we just add color.
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In five minutes, it'll be
on the World Wide Web.
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I can't wait that long.
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To pass the time, help
yourself to some more stock.
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That's funny!
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There's only one way my
show can compete with this.
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Book that animal that
always chomps on my groin.
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Susan Anton?
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No, the lemur!
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Oh, what a day. Maybe the
headlines will cheer me up.
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That's opinion, not news!
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That guy's hilarious.
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I especially like his
white shirt and blue pants.
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Wait a second.
Angry Dad is me.
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Yeah. Didn't you know? You've
been world-famous for an hour now.
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You're the Internet's
number one non-porno site.
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Which makes you
ten-trillionth overall.
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What kind of a monster
would humiliate me like this?
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This has been
a Bart-toon presentation.
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In association with
Ay Carumba Entertainment.
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Why that little...
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Stupid Bart-toon.
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Bart-toon, that's clever.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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Look, it's Internet
buffoon, Angry Dad.
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Let's send him into
one of his trademark fits.
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Hey, come on!
Make your eyes explode.
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Stop it! The more you
rock, the angrier I get!
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You heard the freak.
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Leave me alone!
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Look at me.
I'm Angry Dad!
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This job sure is easy.
Now, to press this button.
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Not again!
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Angry Dad, you're fired.
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Die, monster!
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Homer, what are you doing?
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We're just rehearsing for
Angry Dad: The Motion Picture.
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How'd you like to be played
by John Goodman?
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00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:52,474
That's so obvious.
It should be Gary Oldman.
249
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,269
Dad, I'm no fan
of Bart's cartoon,
250
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,396
but you have a real
problem with anger.
251
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,357
I'm just passionate.
Like all us Greeks.
252
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,403
No, you're angry. Look, you're
punching the cat right now.
253
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,573
I am... Oh, my
gosh, you're right!
254
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,533
I'm a rage-aholic.
255
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:15,289
I just can't live
without rage-ahol!
256
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,420
Congratulations, Dad.
The first step is admitting it.
257
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,963
Is it also the last step?
258
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,840
No. The last step
is quitting.
259
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:33,307
Very well. I'm not gonna be
Angry Dad for one day longer!
260
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,351
I'm giving up
anger forever!
261
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,438
If you ask me, you
should give up fatty foods.
262
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,897
I said anger!
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00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,157
Did it again.
264
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,121
Where the hell is that
soothing music coming from?
265
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,292
Homer, what's going on?
266
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,377
I gave up anger forever.
267
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,172
From now on,
I'm into candles,
268
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,924
soft music,
and horse tranquilizers.
269
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,193
Nothing can make
me mad out here.
270
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,945
Paperboy!
271
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,865
Milkman!
272
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,077
Piano lady!
273
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,333
Must suppress rage.
274
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:54,763
Come on, Angry Dad, get angry!
Don't make me do a clip show!
275
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,265
Hello there,
Flan-diddily-danders.
276
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,268
Hey, Homer. I've been
singing your praises all day.
277
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,854
Marge said we could have choir
practice in your house tonight.
278
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,152
Here's a preview.
279
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,698
God said to Noah
build yourself an arky-arky.
280
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:16,159
Animals came on by
onesies and twosies-twosies.
281
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:19,621
Elephants and
kangaroosies-roosies.
282
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,043
This little trap
is gonna make
283
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,379
my dad angrier
than he's ever been.
284
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,623
In the meantime,
I got to tell
285
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,215
those Internet guys
to hold tight.
286
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,425
Can I come, too?
287
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,510
Good idea. You can
speak nerd to them.
288
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,595
I'm not a nerd, Bart.
289
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,139
Nerds are smart.
290
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,187
Oh, my God!
What happened?
291
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,357
They went belly up like all
the other Internet companies.
292
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,443
Looks like
the bubble burst.
293
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,819
Bubbles can burst?
294
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,114
Yeah, but it's a golden age
for the repo business.
295
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,491
One that shall never end.
296
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,120
Bart, it's over.
297
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,249
What do you mean,
"It's over"?
298
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,877
We're bankrupt.
The stock is at zero.
299
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,754
But I have
52 million shares.
300
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,965
What's 52 million times zero?
And don't tell me it's zero!
301
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,093
Bart, it's not about
how much stock you have.
302
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,363
It's about how
much copper wire
303
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,827
you can get out of
the building with!
304
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,560
Looks like you can't
retire by age 12.
305
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,605
Yeah. But at least now that my
show's canceled, I don't need material.
306
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,858
So there's no need to lure my
dad into the trap I set for him.
307
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,401
The trap!
308
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:38,533
They call me
mellow yellow, quite rightly.
309
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:42,704
This fellow never bellows,
quite rightly.
310
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,635
This looks suspicious.
311
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:57,886
But delicious!
312
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,646
Cacti!
313
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,281
Dirty diapers on strings!
314
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,751
Time to put this
ordeal behind me.
315
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,930
Homer mad!
316
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,935
Thank God his
pants stayed on.
317
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:57,779
Homer mad! Homer smash!
Get revenge on world!
318
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,115
Look!
It's the Incredible Hulk!
319
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,541
He can't be the Hulk!
I'm the Hulk!
320
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:17,299
Please. You couldn't
even change into Bill Bixby.
321
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,926
Come on, damn it!
Change!
322
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,847
Forget it.
323
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,018
I really did it once.
324
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:31,479
Yes, yes. I just wish you had
the power to leave my store.
325
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,567
You almost
had it there.
326
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,575
Bart, your prank cost
$10 million in damages!
327
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,285
I know. I'm sorry.
328
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,787
Sorry for what?
Saving your father's life?
329
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:48,914
What?
What?
330
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,041
It's true.
You see, these boils
331
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,501
on Homer's neck
are pent up rage.
332
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,087
If Bart's trap
hadn't set Homer off,
333
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,632
the anger would've
overwhelmed Homer's system.
334
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,592
You mean I shouldn't
punish Bart at all?
335
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,928
Why, if anything,
he should punish you.
336
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,347
Okay.
337
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,934
Well, Son, I want to show
you how grateful I am.
338
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,393
Let's go fishing.
339
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:15,023
Who knew that anger
was saving my life?
340
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,026
Say it, don't spray it.
341
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,612
You're trying
to get me angry!
342
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,572
Thank you.
343
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,698
You're not welcome.
344
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,534
I love you, boy.
345
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,620
Ha-ha! You love a boy!
346
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,789
Stop it now!
347
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,518
If you love me so much,
why don't you marry me?
348
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,001
That's a good one.
349
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:23,633
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