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The Simpsons.
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Hey.
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Want a chocolate?
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Hold it right there,
Forrest Plump!
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This town has laws against
impersonating movie characters.
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Oh, behave!
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"Luke, I am your father."
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"Shagadellic."
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What are you doing
here anyway?
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Waiting for my wife.
She has a surprise for me.
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Hey, hey, hey. I didn't
ask for your life story.
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Did you say life story?
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Things started out great.
I ate what my mother ate.
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And my mother loved chili.
Then suddenly...
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Let go! Let go!
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Wow. Tell me some more.
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Don't you have
criminals to catch?
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Hey, I'm working on it. We...
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We got an undercover guy
who's infiltrating the mob.
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Oh, there he is now.
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Hey, Pete! Pete! They
fixed the Coke machine!
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Now where were we?
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My father and I were
never really close.
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"Jack and Jill
went up the hill and...
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"Jill came tumbling after.
The end." Good night.
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Is that the same Jack from
Jack And The Beanstalk?
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You know, Son,
I believe it is.
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And Jack Sprat,
is that him, too?
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Say, how about
a little NyQuil?
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All gone. Hmm.
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I never found true
happiness until I met Marge.
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Excuse me.
Is this Room 106?
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Hey, who's that?
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I... I don't know.
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Why do birds
suddenly appear.
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Every time you are near?
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Just like me
they long to be.
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Hi. Would you
like to go...
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She's mine!
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We'd do
everything together.
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Wow. A '50s
nostalgia cafe.
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Well, well, well!
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I have never seen such reckless disregard
for a wife's well-being in my life.
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You just won yourselves
a motorcycle! Whoo-hoo!
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And life just
gets more exciting.
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Marge, can we trade?
I don't trust these guys.
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We've gotta get home
before someone sees us.
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You know, all this danger
is kind of a turn... Okay.
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Then came the day that
changes every couple forever.
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The day we got
our elephant.
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While I wait for my family, I'll tell you
about the time my baby shot my boss.
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Hey, that's great,
but I gotta get going.
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Whoa! There's a whole
'nother row of these bad boys!
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Keep talking.
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It's time for
your surprise, Dad.
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Yeah. Hop in, Homer.
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Ah. The family car. We've
been through a lot together.
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Get off the road,
you freaking maniac!
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Yeah, you jackass!
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Homer, maybe
I should drive.
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What? I can see fine.
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That had nothing
to do with the bucket.
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Homer, you genius!
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Geronimo!
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Now before we get there, you
have to put this blindfold on.
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All my other senses
are getting sharper.
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Bart, you had
pizza for lunch.
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Lisa, you're
extremely depressed.
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As if.
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Hey, Homer, do you
remember this voice?
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Kathleen Turner!
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No! It's me, Krusty!
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And you're at the
Springfield Friars Club
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where tonight we're
roasting you, Homer Simpson!
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Are the proceeds
going to charity?
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Hell, no!
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Whoo-hoo!
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We're all here tonight
for one reason.
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To keep Homer
away from the buffet!
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Excellent.
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That was at
my expense!
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What kind of
a roast is this?
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Now I'd like to read some telegrams
from people who couldn't make it.
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First we have Mark Spitz.
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Who's Mark Spitz?
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What's a telegram?
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Oh, forget it!
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I gotta get to the hot wings
before the Comic Book Guy.
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"You know, Lisa. They
say father knows best."
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"That's true, Bart."
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Excellent.
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But seriously, we've had a lot of
fun with our dad over the years.
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Joy to the world,
the Lord is come!
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Let earth receive her King.
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Let every...
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Season's greetings.
Peace out.
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Silent night.
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Holy night.
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AII is calm.
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All is bright
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that hurts!
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No!
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No!
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No!
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No!
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No!
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? No!
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If I take you, will you two
shut up and quit bugging me?
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Yeah. Well...
Of course.
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Will you take us to
Mount Splashmore? Yes!
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Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Dad.
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Isn't this that cartoon
that causes seizures?
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Bart, what are you doing?
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Hey, what the...
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All right.
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A lot of people think our dad's
behavior has screwed us up.
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And it has.
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But it's all worth it
just to hear him sing.
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Shaving
my shoulders
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I'm getting it
all shaved off.
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Max Power, he's the man
whose name you'd love to touch.
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But you mustn't touch.
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His name sounds
good in your ear.
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But when you say it,
you mustn't fear.
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'Cause his name can
be said by anyone.
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Max Power!
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I like pizza,
I like bagels
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I like hot dogs
with mustard and beer
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I get the picture.
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I'll eat eggplant
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I could even
eat a baby deer.
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Who's that baby
deer on the lawn...
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Enough already!
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Dancing away my hunger pangs.
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Moving my feet so
my stomach won't hurt
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I'm kinda like Jesus,
but not in a sacrilegious way.
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And now our next speaker
is Mr. Warmth himself,
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C. Montgomery Burns!
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I stand here to expose the criminal
ineptitude of Homer J. Simpson.
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Again and again he's brought
this town to the brink of annihilation.
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Why are you laughing?
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His bungling has shortened your
lives and mutated your children!
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Just look at all of his
catastrophic nincompoopery.
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Poop.
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Get ready,
everybody.
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He's about to do
something stupid.
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Well, I'm sorry to
disappoint you gentlemen,
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but you seem to have me confused
with a character in a fictional show.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
my fondue is just about...
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Get out of my way!
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Fire, fire,
fire, fire...
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Here comes one
of our fellows now.
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I think I won,
Mr. Burns.
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Now here's a couple
that's been dating.
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Carbon dating!
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Grampa Simpson
and Agnes Skinner!
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Sweet Toledo! What's
keeping that dress on?
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The collective will of
everyone in this room!
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Excellent.
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You fruits wouldn't know
what to do with me!
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I first met Homer in 1927
in a bar in Brooklyn.
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Little did I know he would soon
become Mrs. Joe DiMaggio and...
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Roll the clips!
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Okay, don't panic. Remember
what the instructor said.
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If you ever get into trouble,
all you need to do is...
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Feels like I'm wearing
nothing at all.
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Nothing at all.
Nothing at all.
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Stupid sexy Flanders!
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Ow! My legs! This
is the worst pain ever!
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Single.
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How's he doing?
I don't know.
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I think Dad might be a
little heavy for parasailing.
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Faster, Marge! Faster! The
snapping turtles are massing!
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Heads up! Coming
through! Look out!
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Hey, volleyball!
Can I play later?
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Hi, Apu.
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Oh, dear! You have ruined
my work, you flying fat man!
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Hey!
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Step on it, Mom! Dad's signaling
that he wants to go higher!
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Higher.
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Bye-bye, fishies!
Higher! Higher!
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I'm soaring!
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Soaring majestically, like a
candy wrapper caught in an updraft.
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Higher, Marge! Higher!
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It won't go any...
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Higher, I say!
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I want to soar higher than
any man has ever soared!
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I want to look down on
the clouds with contempt!
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I want to sneer at God's
creation and spit on his...
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Lower! Lower!
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There goes my turn.
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Hey, Abe, you want to
hook up after the show?
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Yeah!
To a suicide machine!
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00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,607
Now everyone knows
Homer loves his family.
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I'm sick of your lies!
Secrets and lies!
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It's always
secrets and lies!
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Homer, these people
are professional roasters.
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Don't give them fodder.
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Secrets and lies!
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00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:22,384
Now let's welcome
Springfield's original God couple,
209
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Reverend Lovejoy
and Ned Flanders!
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Thank you so much.
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The Camptown ladies
sing this song.
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Homer Simpson's
breath is strong.
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Hey, hey!
Now hold on there.
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The nice people want
to hear the real words.
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But, Ned, I was
singing the real words.
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Oh, let's just
take it from the top.
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The Camptown ladies
sing this song.
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The Camptown racetrack's
five miles long.
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That's better.
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Homer's breath smells bad...
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Oh, those are
not the words!
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Silence! Cease all
quips and comebacks!
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Look! You weren't in dress
rehearsal, so you're not in the show!
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This can't be good
for my pacemaker.
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What are you doing here?
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Our planet has been
observing your puny species
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since your planet was created
5,000 years ago by God.
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In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
229
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And now humanity
must be judged!
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The fate of your planet
rests on one human being,
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Homer Simpson!
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Why him?
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Because he is the fat, selfish
epitome of modern man!
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Hey, he stole my bit!
235
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Now we shall probe you
to see if you are worthy.
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Yep! Word for word.
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Okay, let's see
what we've got.
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It has to be
on Channel 3.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
That's a fine-looking...
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Okay, no big deal.
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Stupid Lisa!
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You gotta build fast.
Cement drying!
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All right, let's see.
English side ruined!
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Must use
French instructions!
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Le grill!
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What the hell is that?
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Come on, fit, you!
249
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,820
Yeah. That's one
fine-looking barbecue pit.
250
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,906
Why doesn't mine
look like that?
251
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,121
Why? Why must life
be so hard?
252
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,916
Why must I fail in every
attempt at masonry?
253
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,629
How's your father's
project coming along?
254
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,838
I think he's almost done.
255
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,675
Yeah. He's done.
256
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,427
Why you little...
257
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,900
- Better or worse?
- Worse!
258
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,985
Better or worse?
259
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,528
Much better!
260
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,698
Lisa, no!
Your hands are too weak!
261
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,921
I'll mace you good!
262
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,842
Your species is
brutish and primitive!
263
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,763
Do you have anything to say
before we obliterate your planet?
264
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,057
Wait! What about
Maggie's memories?
265
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,519
Surely the innocent soul of
a child will redeem mankind!
266
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,816
Sure,
let's give it a shot.
267
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,614
Oh, there's my
sweet little Maggie.
268
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,390
Oh, Maggie.
You're a Simpson again.
269
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,644
You know, Maggie. The sooner
kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
270
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,733
I hope you
never say a word.
271
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,574
Daddy.
272
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,168
It worked, Mom!
273
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,379
Maggie's memories have shown
them humanity's inner goodness!
274
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:13,175
These are not tears! We
are vomiting from our eyes!
275
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,595
Your baby's treacle has
only intensified our loathing!
276
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,181
Wait! Look at the screen!
277
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,683
The baby continues
to reminisce.
278
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,769
Elton John!
279
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,020
That's my name.
280
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,938
Well, not really.
281
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,858
Stephen Hawking!
Stephen Hawking!
282
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359
Hi. I'm Ron Howard.
283
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,153
Billy Baldwin!
284
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,613
I'm Alec Baldwin.
285
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,615
Wait a minute.
Xena can't fly.
286
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,575
I told you,
I'm not Xena.
287
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,619
I'm Lucy Lawless.
288
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,953
Wow, Joe Namath!
289
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,163
That's right.
290
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,123
My car broke down
in front of your house.
291
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,292
Yo, dudes! Awesome show!
292
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,545
It's ♪NSYNC!
293
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,177
Word!
294
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,639
This child thinks of nothing
but trendy Hollywood celebrities.
295
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,350
We can learn much
from this innocent one.
296
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,686
Like Justin Timberlake's
home phone number.
297
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,688
So I guess you
can't destroy Earth,
298
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,192
since so many of your favorite
celebrities live and work here.
299
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,946
We will not destroy the
Earth! On one condition.
300
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,447
You name it.
301
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,582
I can't believe we're going to
the People's Choice Awards!
302
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,001
And tomorrow,
the Daytime Emmys.
303
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,674
Oh, it's Burt Reynolds
and Michael Jeter!
304
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,010
Could an Evening Shade
reunion be in the works?
305
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,556
There's Shannen Doherty.
Didn't you have a thing with her?
306
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,266
Don't go there.
307
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,184
Ullman shorts, Christmas show.
308
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,811
Marge's fling, Homer's bro.
309
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:51,022
Bart in well, Flanders fails
Whacking snakes, monorail
310
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,276
Mr. Plow, Homer space
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes.
311
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,445
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby
Marge not proud, Homer chubby.
312
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,699
Homer worries Bart is gay
Poochie, U2, NRA.
313
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,952
Hippies, Vegas, and Japan
Octuplets and Bart's boy band.
314
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,247
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks
Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes.
315
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,709
Maggie blows Burns away
What else do I have to say?
316
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,628
They'll never
stop the Simpsons.
317
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,464
Have no fears We've
got stories for years.
318
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,718
Like Marge becomes a robot.
319
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,553
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone.
320
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,138
Has Bart ever owned a bear?
321
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:28,143
Or how about a crazy wedding
where something happens and...
322
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,023
Sorry for the clip show.
323
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,234
Have no fears We've
got stories for years.
324
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,710
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