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The Simpsons.
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What the...
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Honey, I've got some
bad news for you.
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Not now, Marge. I'm waiting
for the new XFL season!
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Who will win this year's
million-dollar game?
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Who? Who?
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Honey.
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The "X" is for "Extreme."
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There is no XFL
this year.
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The league folded.
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Who told you?
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Last year's MVP.
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He sweeps up toenails
at the beauty parlor.
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Hello?
Hello.
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This is the Springfield
Retirement Castle.
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Your parent...
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Abraham Simpson.
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...is dead.
Oh, my God!
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He died from...
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Complications of
a medical nature.
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The nursing home
was not responsible.
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Homer, your father's dead.
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And he never even
lived to be a vegetable.
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I'm really gonna miss him.
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It's Grampa's smell.
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Oh, my dad never even
knew how I felt about him.
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But you were very
open with your feelings.
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Sure, I said I loved him, but
never that I was in love with him.
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What are you
crying about?
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You don't have to live here.
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Dad!
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Grampa!
Grampa!
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Stop it! You're
stretching out my skin.
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What's got into you punks?
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The home told
us you were dead.
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Me? I ain't dead. It was
Stamson down the hall.
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So much for Mr. I Can
Button My Own Shirt.
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Oh, Dad.
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We've got what people
never get. A second chance.
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Yeah, there's so
many things we can...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll
call you or send you some fruit.
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Look, Grampa. You're
already getting a new neighbor.
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Hi. I'm Zelda. I put the
"ass" in assisted living.
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Holy mac...
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Abe Simpson's the name,
and now that you're here,
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I'm changing my instructions
to "do resuscitate."
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Now, let me show you around.
Over there are the preppies...
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And over there's the comatose,
and the cool comatose.
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Hey, who's the tall
drink of Maalox?
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Are you young ladies
here to visit your mothers?
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Eh, that's Zack. He's as
smooth as a 50-year-old behind.
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Who wants to go get some
sweet corn in my minivan?
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It's got a wheelchair lift.
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If you can drive,
they're all over you.
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I used to drive,
but they pulled my license.
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Is this the Dairy Queen?
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But Zelda, if you're looking for
something with a big backseat
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and a lot of gas,
I'm your man.
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You've never heard
Garrison Keillor
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till you've heard him
through five speakers.
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Tramp.
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B-6.
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You sunk my Scrabbleship.
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This game makes no sense.
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Tell that to the good men
who just lost their lives.
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Semper Fi.
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I want to drive again!
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You? No way!
It's too dangerous.
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Well, you're no angel behind
the wheel. What about your DUI?
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That was a DWI!
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Give Grampa a chance.
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Statistics show that
old people drive
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at least as well
as sleep-deprived apes.
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Please, Son. Driving is
my last chance to feel alive.
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Well, you brought me
into this world, so no!
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Fine. I'm dead.
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Dad, get up.
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No, I'm dead.
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Grampa, come on.
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Dead!
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Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!
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All right, Grampa. I'll help
you get your license back.
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Woo-hoo! And I want
driving gloves.
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No way!
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Dead, dead, dead, dead!
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First of all, I'd like to ask
if anyone has any questions.
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Yeah. Where's the men's room?
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It's down the hall.
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Okay. Now, let's pretend
that we're going for a drive.
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Leo, slow down. That
looks like a nice place to eat.
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Carla's daughter works
in that building.
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You know,
it's kind of ironic.
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These old people
are being kept alive
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by the organs of the
young people they ran over.
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Makes you think,
huh, Chief?
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Not really.
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Next!
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Grampa's here to get
his driver's license.
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Okay. Look at the eye chart
and cover your left eye.
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That's my seeing eye. The
right one's my winking eye.
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I'll give you your license
if you never do that again.
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Oh, everything's the
last time I do everything.
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Can't you just use
this recent photo?
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Mmm. All right.
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Here you go.
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Woo-hoo!
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Who's laughing now?
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Shut up!
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What's the scoop,
milkshakes?
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I got me a date with Zelda,
so I need the car.
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Oh, no. I'm not giving you
my car. You'd probably drive it.
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You don't trust your old man?
You ungrateful milkshake.
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Why don't we double-date?
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Then the restaurant will
have to give us that booth.
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Wow, a booth. If I'm
tired, I can just lie down.
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Cut it out! I can
work the brake myself.
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No, you can't.
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You're slow to react, Dad.
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Baloney!
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This is the best
party of my life.
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Bro, you tapped
the septic tank.
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Dude sure got
his comeuppance.
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In real life,
he would die.
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Oh, Abe.
Oh, Zelda.
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Hey, watch the movie.
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Movies were better
in our day.
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For a nickel you got
two movies, a cartoon,
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a bag of popcorn
and a whipping.
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Kept your mind
on your business.
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Hop in, beautiful.
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'Cause every girl's crazy
'bout a sharp dressed man.
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Now, there's a few things
I want to say to you, Zelda.
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Save your breath.
Seriously.
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Well, I gotta do something
before the Viagra kicks in.
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I know.
I'll suck my teeth.
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Whoa! Here we go.
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Give me those keys!
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Do you have any idea
what you put us through?
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I called the police, the
hospital, my bookie, the kennel...
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Okay, this isn't
about who I called.
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See you later.
I'm going to the library.
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Lisa gets to do what she
wants and you don't yell at her.
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Hey, I've earned their trust.
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Oh! Everybody trusts Lisa. Precious
little Lisa. Apple of her daddy's eye.
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Lisa doesn't borrow my car and
stay out all night with some hoochie.
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She's no hoochie.
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Her name is Zelda
and she understands me.
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Grampa, I gotta tell you,
she's a stone-cold hoochie.
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Straight up, Marge. That hoochie
only likes you because you can drive.
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Shut up! You don't
know her! Zelda loves me!
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I hate this house!
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Turn that down!
You call that music?
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I just don't know
what to do.
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He used to be
such an angel.
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Maybe you should give
him another chance.
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No. He's gotta learn, Marge.
The way my dad made me learn.
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He is your dad.
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Cosmic.
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Hey, Abe, what are
you doing here?
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We heard you lost
your driving privileges.
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Well, for your information,
I can still drive to the store,
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but I have to be back in five
minutes with these things for the baby.
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Oh, Gentlemen, the new
scratch-and-win tickets are out today.
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I'll take one, Achu.
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No, not "chu," "pu."
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I got troubles with both.
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Finally the shakes
are working for me.
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Pardon me, sir.
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Your scrapings have landed on my
jacket from Planet Hollywood, Orlando.
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So, what if it did?
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So, it is very thoughtless.
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I should cut you like I
cut sodium out of my diet.
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You don't scare me with your
dignity and your subtle cologne.
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Then perhaps you should
be taught a lesson by us,
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Los Souvenir Jacquitos!
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Bring it on.
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Please, gentlemen.
Violence is not the answer.
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Then what is?
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Some sort of death race?
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That's what I would do.
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Very well, Viejo.
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You shall have
your death race.
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Death race?
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And another thing.
No death races.
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Oh, I better not.
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Fine! I'll meet you
at the abandoned aqueduct.
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For the death race?
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Yes, the death race.
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All right,
seniors and señores,
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whichever car makes it through
that tunnel first is the winner.
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But it's only big
enough for one car.
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What are you
scared of, old man?
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Everything. Dogs, Dutchmen,
the gathering darkness.
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All right. When I yank down
my girlfriend's tube top,
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the race will begin.
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What? I'm just trying
to bring you into my world.
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Just go.
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Old friend, your
jacket, she burns.
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Then I burn with her,
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for I would rather die
than have people not know
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what stores I have been to.
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Whoo-hoo!
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We're the baddest punks
in our age bracket!
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My beard.
I broke my beard.
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Oh, my God!
We can't let Homer know.
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Oh! That is it!
Abraham J. Simpson,
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you are never
driving again! Ever!
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I can't believe I cracked
up my only set of wheels.
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Go home!
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Put on a smile, high-pants.
I've got a surprise for you.
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I've booked us a room for the
weekend in Branson, Missouri.
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The Gritz Carlton Hotel.
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Oh! That's great,
but there's a slight hitch.
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You see, I'm
temporarily between cars.
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But we don't need anything
to have fun but ourselves.
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Give me that old time fun
Give me that old time fun.
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Give me that old time fun.
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The kind where we stay home.
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Zelda, may I
offer you a lift?
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No!
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Don't feel bad, Abe.
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I'll always think of you
as my friend without a car.
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Don't go, Zelda! I love you!
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Zelda, I'm gonna make you
forget about your grandchildren.
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Oh, what'll I do?
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Hey, Grampa.
Stealing Mom's car?
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Yeah, it's the only
way to win back Zelda.
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And if I go to prison, I'll get
better food and more hugs.
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Uh, it's actually blue
wire to yellow wire.
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It is?
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Hot diggety Dodge!
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Next stop, Branson, Missouri!
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Can I tag along?
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Sure, why not?
School ain't helping you.
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Born to be wild.
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Oh, I hate this hippie crap.
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And now,
WOMB, warm and safe radio,
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takes you back to the
golden age of radio theater.
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It's The Itchy
and Scratchy Hour,
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presented by
Hansen's Moustache Wax,
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the moustache wax
Hitler doesn't use.
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They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite.
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Fight, fight, fight, bite, bite, bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show.
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As we join
tonight's adventure,
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we find Itchy at the counter
of his butcher shop.
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Hiya, Scratchy.
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00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,731
You're
crushing my head!
248
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,405
During the war, Eleanor
Roosevelt was the voice of Scratchy.
249
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,948
The lady knows funny.
250
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,703
First he wrecks your car,
then he steals mine.
251
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,788
Your father's
out of control.
252
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,584
Oh, sure, when he does
something bad, he's my father.
253
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,002
He must've dropped this.
254
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,381
We've gotta
go after them!
255
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,549
But how?
256
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:29,261
Branson is a thousand miles
away, and we've got no car.
257
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,307
Oh! That was lucky.
258
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,474
Come on, boys.
259
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,938
Uh, we'll wait
for the next one.
260
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,775
What are those, Grampa?
261
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,694
These are hobo signs.
262
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,364
They're to tell other hobos
if a place is friendly or not.
263
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,327
That one means good vittles.
Sexy daughter.
264
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,121
Mass hobo grave in cellar.
265
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,258
Here we are.
Branson, Missouri.
266
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,969
No, pally.
This is Bronson, Missouri.
267
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,971
Mmm. Hey.
268
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,641
Well, how do we
get to Branson?
269
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,100
Number 10 bus.
270
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,853
Hey, Ma, how about
some cookies?
271
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:20,979
No dice.
272
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,230
This ain't over.
273
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,150
There it is!
274
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,028
That's the glitziest
"Welcome To" sign ever!
275
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:31,907
Whoa!
276
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,623
Okay, keep an eye
peeled for Zelda.
277
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,916
Is that her?
No.
278
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,167
Is that her?
No.
279
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,460
Is that her?
No.
280
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,337
Is that her?
No!
281
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,505
Wait. It was
the second one.
282
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,591
Zelda, baby, it's me!
283
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,302
Two seniors, please.
284
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:56,765
Oh, no! He's taking her to
the hottest matinee in town.
285
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,935
Come on, boy. After them!
286
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,573
Remember the stars
you loved yesterday.
287
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,952
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
288
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,706
Was it drugs or a car crash
Or facelift gone wrong?
289
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,958
No, they're right here
in Branson.
290
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:30,006
And singing this song.
291
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,885
My name is Charo
I shake my maracas.
292
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,059
Remember me, fool?
I was B. A. Baracus.
293
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,400
We're the performers
You thought were dead.
294
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,154
Like Bonnie Franklin
and Adrian Zmed.
295
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,532
Branson's the place
We can always be found.
296
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,578
They took Nick at Nite
And made it a town.
297
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,626
You can call me Ray
Or you can call me Jay.
298
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,172
Just don't call me washed up
I do three shows a day.
299
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,552
Charlie Callas doesn't
sleep in the ground.
300
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:19,389
Yes, I'm still alive
And I'm making my sounds.
301
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:28,732
So sit back, relax
And watch our revue.
302
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,359
In Soviet Union.
303
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:36,364
Revue watches you.
304
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:42,204
Tennessee Ernie Ford?
Now, I know you're dead.
305
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,664
No. You just think I'm dead.
306
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,751
No, you're dead.
I was your biggest fan.
307
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,586
Look, I clipped
your obituary.
308
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,263
Let's take a quick
gambling break.
309
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,141
A little action will really
sharpen our senses.
310
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,185
Mom, there's no
gambling in Branson.
311
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,854
It was designed as
a family destination.
312
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,981
Oh, no, there's gambling.
313
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,149
We just have to find it!
314
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,984
Look, Mom, it's your car.
315
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,320
Grampa and Bart must
be in that theater.
316
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,656
Bet you they're not. Three
to one. How much you got?
317
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,533
Mom, you're hurting me.
318
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,661
Grampa, look over there.
319
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,038
It's Captain Bringdown
and The Buzzkillers.
320
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,457
If you're gonna make your
move, you better do it quick.
321
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,171
Wait! Stop the music!
322
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,799
A-ha! Oh!
323
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,093
It's Grampa!
Munster?
324
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,344
No, Simpson.
325
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,097
Oh, darn, darn, darn!
326
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,561
I've driven hundreds of miles
to say something very special
327
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,230
to someone in
this audience tonight.
328
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,527
Zelda, will you
come up here?
329
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,241
Drive me, Abe.
Drive me.
330
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,452
I just want to
say we're through!
331
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:08,623
Nobody dumps Abe Simpson.
You're nothing but a hoochie.
332
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,876
Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!
333
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,253
Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!
334
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,921
Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!
335
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,260
Now I'd like my son
to come up here.
336
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,682
Son, can you
forgive an old fool?
337
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,350
Only in public.
338
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,064
Now, let's go home.
339
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,488
In Russia, stage is
for performers only.
340
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,314
Hey!
341
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,248
This has been
a Gracie Films presentation!
342
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,172
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