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The Simpsons.
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Dream.
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Dream, dream, dream.
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Dream.
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Ooh, Jar Jar,
everyone hates you but me.
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In my arms when I want you.
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Cool! Mom's on drugs.
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If we turn her in, we can get a
form letter from Dick Cheney.
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She's not on drugs.
She couldn't sleep
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because of Dad's
chronic snoring.
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I'm taking him to
Dr. Hibbert's this afternoon.
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You know how hard it is to get
a doctor on Wednesday morning.
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I haven't lost
so much sleep
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since little Bartie
had the scoots.
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Well, there's a surgical
option, but it's not cheap.
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Here's what it costs.
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Interesting.
Here's my counteroffer.
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Get out.
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I'll get it!
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Pedals, people!
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So Lisa, do you have a
date for the harvest dance?
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This is not a good time!
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It's never a good time!
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Overnight bag, no husband
in sight! It's happened!
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She left Homer?
I'll get the Champale.
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And let's get
that ring off.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, Delilah.
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I didn't leave Homer,
and I never will.
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I just need one night away
from his snoring.
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Great. We'll have
a girls night.
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No bras!
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Let's catch the tail end
of Nooky in New York.
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Nooky in New York?
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It's a cable show about four
single women who act like gay men.
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That sounds great!
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If I'm not having sex by the end
of this goat cheese quesadilla,
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I'm gonna scream.
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I also enjoy sex.
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Since this morning, I've had
sex with a New York Knick,
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two subway cops and a
guy who works on Wall Street.
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Broker?
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Nah, she's just
really sore.
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This is so like our lives.
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It's like they hid a
camera in our apartment.
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Coming up next
on BHO, it's Arli$$.
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Gentlemen,
start your envy!
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Men's World Magazine has listed
the 100 richest men in the country,
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and coming in
at number five
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is Springfield native
Artie Ziff.
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Whoa! Your old boyfriend.
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Please.
We went out once.
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Artie made mega bucks with
a revolutionary invention,
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a converter that changes that horrible
modem noise into easy listening music.
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Also available
with lyrics.
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Hey, computer geek.
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You will be
connected in no time.
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What a catch.
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Why didn't you sink your
claws into him at the prom?
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Yeah. He was warm
for your form.
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Well, he seemed like
a sweet little shrimp.
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But then he turned
into an octopus.
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Artie! Artie, no!
Stop!
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Marge. Marge, you know
you can't resist my busy hands.
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Artie, get off of me!
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Well, I think you should
get in touch with him,
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you know, just to congratulate
him on his success.
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Well, I suppose I
could write him a letter.
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Are you nuts?
E-mail, female.
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You just tell us
what you want to say.
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Okay, hold onto your hats.
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Dear Artie.
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Dear Hottie.
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Congratulations on your
recent TV appearance.
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I want to sex you up.
Your love slave, Marge.
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You can't use the word
"sex" on the Internet.
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Watch me!
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Anti-trust suit.
Anti-trust suit...
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A note from
Marge Simpson?
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Well, isn't that
a coincidence?
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I was just
thinking about her.
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For the last 20 years.
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Mom, did you sleep
well at your sisters'?
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Whoo!
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For you.
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Here's to a happy,
well-rested Marge.
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Hey, a helicopter's
landing on our lawn.
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Let's approach
with caution.
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Unguarded breakfasts.
The sweetest taboo.
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Well, well,
Marge Bouvier.
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Artie Ziff?
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That e-mail. Look, I got a
little drunk and we were...
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I'm not surprised you
want me back in your life.
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You can't spell party
without Artie,
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if you misspell party.
Or Artie.
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How you doing?
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Look, it's great
to see you,
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but you should know
I'm happily married.
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Married?
Was it consummated?
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Pretty much, yeah.
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What's going on?
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Homer, don't talk
with your mouth full.
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I've told you before,
it's rude!
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Trouble in paradise.
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Hey, Marge! It's that guy
who couldn't get any off you!
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How would you all like
to take a ride with me?
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You're the old flame.
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Homer, Marge, I have a
rather delicate proposition.
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Spill it, moneybags.
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Yes, I do have
everything,
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but yet I often wonder what life
with Marge would've been like.
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It's like being married
to my best friend,
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and he lets me
feel his boobs.
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Homie!
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Homer, I will
give you $1, 000,000
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to let me spend
a weekend alone
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with your wife.
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Mmm. A million dollars.
Wait a minute.
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How much sex would be
involved? Because if it's some...
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No, no, no. All I
want is to show her
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what life would be like
had she chosen me.
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Artie, that's a sick idea.
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Come on, Homer.
We're leaving.
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Just think about it!
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You'll win her yet, Artie.
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I mean, Arr-tie!
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Hey, where's
our parents?
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Hey, Marge, I just
thought of something.
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What?
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If we had Artie's money, I
could get that snoring surgery.
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Plus at least two of those other
surgeries I desperately need.
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No way, no how. I'll
get used to the snoring.
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Just like I got used to saying
"Courteney Cox-Arquette."
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Besides, I like some of
the noises you make in bed.
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One squeaking spring
symphony coming up.
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Wow! Homer,
that was amazing!
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Yeah, I...
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Honey, did you
get any sleep?
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Are you snoring
while you're awake?
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You need that surgery.
We'll have to call Artie.
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Okay, Ziff. You get her for
the weekend, but no funny stuff.
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And by funny stuff,
I mean hand-holding,
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goo-goo eyes,
misdirected woo,
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which is pretty much
any John Woo film.
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Your wife's
virtues shall remain
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as untouched as
Bill Gates' weight room.
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Remember, Homie, I'm doing
this for us. See you on Monday,
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This round's on me, Moe!
I got a big payday coming.
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Yeah. Homer sold his
wife for a million bucks.
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I didn't sell her. I just rented
her to an old boyfriend.
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Gee, a million bucks.
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That's gonna buy him a lot of
swings in the old batting cage.
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Looks like
everyone's a winner.
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Marge gets
a great new life...
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And you get more
sprawl space on the bed.
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Wait. You really think Marge
is gonna fall for this guy?
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Even after I bought her
that hockey fight tape?
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I'd dump your ass.
Me, too.
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Yeah, I can't get Artie
out of my head.
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He's like a spy
in the house of Moe.
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Oh, God, you're right. I gotta
get her back before it's too late!
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Hello, Artie.
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Where are you
taking me?
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We're taking
a trip through time.
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Forwards?
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No.
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Backwards!
To the sexy '70s!
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Oh, my God!
Artie, it's our senior prom.
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Burn, baby, burn.
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I can't believe
he's paying us
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a thousand bucks to
pretend it's the '70s.
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Disco Stu is
working pro bono.
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Marge, many years ago I turned a
groovy night into a complete bummer.
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Tonight you get the prom
you always deserved.
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Precious and few are the
moments we two can share.
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That's very sweet, Artie.
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Come, dear.
We can dance all night.
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The band hasn't worked since
the wrap party for James at 16.
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Some say they're cursed.
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Oh, my God,
it's our high school prom!
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And once again
I have no date!
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Simpson!
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Hello, Dondelinger.
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You're not on the guest list,
Simpson. Orders of Prom King Ziff.
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And have you
been drinking?
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Just for 25 years.
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Let's go, mister.
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You're very sweet,
but no fake prom
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could make me
forget my husband.
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I'm sorry.
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Very well, Marge.
I see you'll never feel
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about moi the way
I feel about toi,
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but before
the evening ends,
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may I request an innocent
peck on the cheek?
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Okay.
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Oh, no! If Marge marries
Artie, I'll never be born!
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Get off me,
you little nerd!
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I knew this weekend was just
an excuse to get in my mouth.
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Keep your money.
I'm going home.
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Stop looking at me!
Keep dancing!
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Don't you know
how to dance?
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Watch me!
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Aw! He's gonna
sleep tonight.
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Oh, guys, it was horrible. I saw
Marge kissing a far superior man.
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Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
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he's probably
doing her right now.
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Oh, yeah.
Make me the bad guy.
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My life here is over.
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Lenny, how'd you like to leave
town with me and never come back?
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Sounds like a plan.
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Then it's settled.
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We leave Springfield
forever.
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What'd I miss?
Anything good?
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That's $912.
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Send the bill to
Baron Von Kiss-a-lot.
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No problemo.
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This just arrived,
Herr Baron.
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Okay, who's the wise guy?
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Oh, Homie, I'm so glad to
see... A tape on the bed?
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Marge,
if you're watching this
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then it means
I've figured out
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how to work the camera. Last
night I crashed a certain fake prom.
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That's right.
Artie Ziff's fake prom.
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Homer was there?
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I saw something terrible
and I can't even say it.
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So I'll have these
two dolls do it for me.
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Kiss me, Artie.
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With pleasure.
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Homer's a big jerk.
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But I can explain!
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I'm leaving you, Marge.
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The next time you see my name
will be in the hobo obituaries.
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Don't worry about the kids. I'll
drop them off with Patty and Selma.
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Patty and Selma?
Screw that!
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Just run the camera,
you little...
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Goodbye, my darling.
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It's no good. Everything
reminds me of Marge.
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I know what
you're going through.
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00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,280
We're coming up
on Mount Carlmore.
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I carved that
one wonderful summer.
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What did Carl think?
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You know,
we've never discussed it.
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Do you have any jobs for
a man who wants to die?
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Something indoorsy.
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00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,353
Close to a bathroom?
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I'll put you on rig 13 as soon
as they burn off the corpses.
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This job
will be perfect.
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00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,113
I'm gonna leave this world
the way I entered it,
249
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,533
dirty, screaming, and torn
away from the woman I love.
250
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,870
Oh. Quick and pointless.
That's the death for me.
251
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,497
Thank you.
You've been very helpful.
252
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,916
Dad just got a library card
in West Springfield.
253
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,626
He checked out
10 books on oil rigging
254
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,170
and a book called
Dying for Dummies.
255
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,921
He must have
taken a job
256
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,923
in the West Springfield
oil patch.
257
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,408
That's practically
a death sentence!
258
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,763
What happened now?
Homer bowled a 300 game?
259
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,807
Grampa, that happened
a year and a half ago.
260
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,976
We have to
go save Homer.
261
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,021
But West Springfield's
three times the size of Texas.
262
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,190
We'll never
find him there.
263
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,692
Unless...
264
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,948
I really appreciate you
helping me find Homer.
265
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,366
Think nothing of it,
Marge.
266
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,076
I hope we can
always be friends.
267
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,161
Of course.
268
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,370
With privileges?
269
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,083
Does that work on anyone?
270
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,502
No.
271
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,004
But when it does,
hello!
272
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,474
Another oil well
successfully capped.
273
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,601
Let's raise our
goggles in triumph.
274
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,081
Oh, no! This is how
Faceless Joe lost his legs!
275
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,132
Looks like we're goners.
Oh, well. Circle of life.
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00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,720
Marge!
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00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,016
Climb up!
278
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,521
Ain't you coming, Homer? Why?
279
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,690
So I can watch my wife
spend the rest of her life
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00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,567
in the arms
of another man?
281
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,944
I don't think so.
Good day!
282
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,279
But Homer...
283
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,947
We said good day!
284
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,039
Listen to me, Homer!
You've won!
285
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,960
You own Marge's heart, and
that's something I could never buy.
286
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,670
Woo-hoo!
287
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,173
There's nothing on
that helicopter for me.
288
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,717
Don't be so sure.
289
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,887
Carl Carlson?
290
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,479
Artie, thanks for
saving my life.
291
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,668
Now, I believe there's the
little matter of the million dollars.
292
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,526
We can't
take his money.
293
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,321
I can't take his money.
294
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,158
I can't print my own money.
I have to work for money.
295
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,785
Why don't I just
lie down and die?
296
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,412
Now, Homer,
if there's one thing
297
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,414
you should've
learned from all this,
298
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:53,043
it's that I'm rich,
rich, rich! And now,
299
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,714
I bid you adieu!
300
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,677
I'm Artie Ziff!
301
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,140
I gotta hand it
to Artie Ziff, Marge.
302
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,517
That little nerd
saved my life.
303
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,227
And our marriage.
304
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,397
With his latest invention,
the snore converter.
305
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,943
Goodnight, Homie.
306
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,654
Goodnight, honey.
307
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,292
He's a loser, Marge.
Dump him!
308
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:37,712
I travel the world
and the seven seas.
309
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,508
I am watching you
through a camera!
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00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,270
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