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The Simpsons.
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Oh! My brain!
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A library
selling books?
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If I don't want them
for free,
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why would I want
to pay for them?
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Why do you always wait
till we arrive to complain?
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I don't know.
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Ah. The full Leonard
Nimoy cycle, I Am Not Spock,
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then I Am Spock,
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and finally,
I Am Also Scotty.
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Mmm. That's what
we look like inside?
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It's disgusting!
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Oh. That lady
swallowed a baby!
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Good heavens!
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Lisa, you're not buying more
than your weight in books.
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But I have to save them.
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The books no one buys get
chopped up and fed to pigs.
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Helen Fielding's giving them
pigs Bridget Jones' diarrhea.
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Well, what about this? The
Duff Book of World Records.
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It's got pictures
of deformities.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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Wow. Now that's a goiter.
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Why would Duff beer
put out a book?
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It was originally published
to settle arguments in taverns.
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She said tavern!
I'm going to Moe's!
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I never agreed
to that rule!
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Well, I say
the most clothespins
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a man could attach
to his face is 87!
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You counting the neck?
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You know I am.
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All right. Outside.
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Peace, my people. All
shall be looked up. Let's see.
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Most clothespins
swallowed, inserted...
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Here we go. Clipped
to face and neck. 116.
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Jeez, I was wrong.
But I ain't angry.
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And I'm magnanimous
in victory.
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Wow, that's the best book
I've ever seen.
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No. The best book you've ever
seen is Tom Clancy's Op-Center.
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That thing knows me
better than I know myself.
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Oh. Here's a good one. The
world's most overrated saint...
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Francis of Assisi.
Francis of Assisi.
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Oh, I've used up
all these records.
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Why don't you try
to set a record, Dad?
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That's a great idea!
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Do you think I could run a
mile in three-and-a-half minutes?
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Only on Mars.
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The Simpsons
are going to Mars!
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So pack your...
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Or maybe I'll think
of something else.
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You're a cinch to be
the world's fattest man.
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No, I'm here for
the greatest living actor.
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I'm here to break
a world record.
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What's the longest
anyone's ever done this?
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Three years.
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Fine. I'll just play the
banjo with this cobra.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Technically the cobra would get
the record. He's the one playing.
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But it's my banjo!
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Mr. Simpson, there are
thousands of people like you
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with no
discernable talent.
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Yeah.
They're called Congress!
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Shut up.
Okay.
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All the individual records were set by
crackpots who half killed themselves.
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The only way someone new
can get in the book
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is with some kind of
group stunt.
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Group stunt?
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Like that town that made
the world's largest omelet.
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Denver?
No, Spanish.
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Fellow Springfielders!
I have called you all here
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so we can enter The Duff
Book of World Records!
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We're going to build the
world's tallest human pyramid!
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Finally this town will
have a real claim to fame.
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Aye. We can
stop all the lies.
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I haven't seen
this much flesh
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since Elke Sommer's
hot tub party.
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Seriously, Elke's great.
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Always there for sick
kids. Doing great things.
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Okay. Let me
check the specs.
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My vision is
coming to life!
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Thanks, great.
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All right, I'll make
base camp here
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and try for
the summit tomorrow.
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Yeah, Dad. You can be the
world's laziest stunt organizer.
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Why, you little...
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You're about a foot
short of the record.
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Wait a minute.
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We did it!
Springfield rules!
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Not yet. You have to hold
it for three Mississippi's.
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One Mississippi...
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Two Mississippi...
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Dude, you're
touching my hand!
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Ewe!
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Oh, my hairstyle!
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Not again!
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Goodbye, cruel world.
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Hello, ironic twist!
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I am so far from my car.
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Dude, you're lying
on top of me! Dude?
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Wait a minute.
Look at the scale!
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Divide by the number of
people, subtract belts and shoes...
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Everyone, welcome to The
Duff Book of World Records!
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Springfield is
the world's fattest town!
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Woo-hoo!
In your face, Milwaukee!
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Congratulations,
fellow Springfielders.
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This town will no longer be
known as "America's Sorrow."
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Today I declare Springfield
"Fat City, USA!"
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I can't believe it. Everyone's
celebrating their obesity!
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Yee-ha!
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Now that everyone's
so open about being fat,
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I can finally stop
sucking in my gut.
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I don't know how
this town got so fat.
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Mom, we're out
of Frosting Gobs.
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Here, have one of my
fudge-stuffed toaster pies.
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You kids do eat
a lot of sugar,
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but at least Homer can have
a nice healthy grapefruit.
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Yeah. You can't
improve on nature.
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Look at all
the empty calories.
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Sugar-free donuts!
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No, that is sugar
with free donuts.
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Apu, everything in this store
is overloaded with sugar.
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Marge has a point.
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Sugar is
not only fattening,
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it's also terribly,
terribly addictive.
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Is my carton
of Pixy Stix in?
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No, it hasn't come in yet.
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Damn it!
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When they come in, you
call me at this number.
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I am sorry, but
everything in this store,
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from the honey-glazed
cauliflower
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to the Choco-Blasted
Baby Aspirin,
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comes from the Motherloving
Sugar Corporation.
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Well, I'm going to
have a talk with them.
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Where are their worldwide
headquarters located?
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Why, right down
the street.
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That's lucky.
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Excuse me. I'm looking for
the head of Motherloving Sugar.
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Yes.
I'm Garth Motherloving.
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I'm Marge Simpson.
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Long-time customer,
first-time complainer.
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Hey, Marge. I'm not
up on the current slang,
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but do the kids
still say,
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"Get the hell
out of my office"?
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I want you to stop putting
so much sugar in everything.
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Or at least warn people
that it's so unhealthy.
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Mmm. That'll boost sales!
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While we're at it, why don't I just
change my name back to Hitler?
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Don't you have any sense
of corporate responsibility?
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Hey!
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Look, lady,
if you have a problem,
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bring it up with
your sewing circle, okay?
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But we're on hiatus.
Everyone's everywhere.
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Note to Marge.
Get out!
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I'll play it later.
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If you looked up
meanie-beanie-fo-feanie
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in the dictionary,
you'd see his picture.
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Wait! You went
to a sugar factory?
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Were there
Oompa Loompas?
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There was one in a cage,
but he wasn't moving.
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That company's ruining
the whole town's health,
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and I don't know
how to stop them.
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Why don't you file
a class-action suit?
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Oh, yeah!
Like Erin Brockovich.
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The prostitute
with the heart of gold.
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I'm not sure I can
afford a fancy lawyer.
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That's okay, Mom. Today's law
schools are churning out 2.1 lawyers
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for every person
in America. Look.
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Pick me!
Pick me!
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Me so litigious!
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Pick me! I just
passed the bar, see?
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Oh. Hop in.
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We want to sue
the sugar industry
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for selling
a harmful product.
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We have to sign up plaintiffs and
take depositions from the townspeople.
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Ah, jeez. You don't want
old Gil going door-to-door.
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Oh, I've made
too many enemies
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selling suckless
vacuum cleaners
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and Rick James Bibles.
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Don't worry.
I'll do the legwork.
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I'm filing a class-action
lawsuit against big sugar.
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Would you like
to give a deposition?
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Sure.
I'll join your lawsuit.
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Sugar's made my Ralphie
hyperactive.
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I'm happy and angry!
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Oh, shoot. I'll sign.
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Figure them sugar folk
owe me
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for what they done
to my cousin,
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Dia-Betty.
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I'm trying to slim down so I
can fit into Momma's coffin.
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That's my reward.
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00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,961
Now let's see if I can
remember how to make my mark.
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I'll get down
with your lawsuit.
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00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,972
Disco Stu got hooked on
the white stuff back in the 70s.
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00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,729
More, more, more.
196
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,023
How do you like it?
How do you like it?
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00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,359
More, more, more.
198
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,653
How do you like it?
How do you like it?
199
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,947
More, more, more.
200
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,747
Oh, hello, Homer.
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00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,833
Well, well.
If it isn't the woman
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00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,211
who's too busy saving the
world to save her own marriage.
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00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,589
What are you talking about?
Is that dinner?
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It was dinner!
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00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,970
Why didn't you just
turn off the oven?
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I was hoping we could
do that together!
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- Hello?
- Marge Simpson?
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Who is this?
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00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,444
I'm an anonymous
whistleblower.
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I worked on
a top-secret project
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called Operation
Hoyvin-Mayvin!
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00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,909
Professor Frink?
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00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,619
Oh, what gave me away?
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00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,038
Out of curiosity, was it
the hoyvin or the mayvin
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or was it the whole
gahoyving thing that I do?
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00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:18,505
So, Professor, tell us about
Operation Hoyvin-Mayvin.
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Well, we knew perfectly
well it was addictive.
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Candy was just a sugar delivery
system. We thought we were God.
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Hoyvin-mayvin.
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Frink, you little weasel!
I'll kill you!
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May I remind you
we're in open court?
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I'll kill you, too!
I'll kill you all!
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00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,858
Mr. Motherloving, that could
be interpreted as a threat.
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I'll kill you
while you sleep.
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Objection!
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I'll allow it.
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00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,450
Now, Count Fudgula, how
long were you spokes-vampire
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for Motherloving's
breakfast cereals?
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00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,913
Twenty of
your mortal years,
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but I had to quit when my
fangs succumbed to gingivitis.
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Now all my victims
have to be mashed up.
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Your Honor, I admit
it looks bad for me,
233
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,133
but I think you might be
turned around
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00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,928
by some surprising
taste-imony.
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00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,186
Sir, this is a house of
justice, not a sugar shack.
236
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,730
It's Hershey highwaymen
like you who made me fat.
237
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,399
Well, Your Honor,
the court carries it well.
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Silence! I rule in favor
of Marge Simpson!
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00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,821
Yay!
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Oh, I am so proud
of you.
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00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,536
And thanks to Marge
Simpson's damning evidence,
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I hereby ban all sugar
products from Springfield forever.
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Get in the car.
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Good evening.
Our top story,
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Springfield's cake-hole
has been shut forever.
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00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,758
Under what has been dubbed
"Marge's Law,"
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all forms of sugar
are now illegal.
248
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:50,055
Thank you,
Erin Choco-snitch!
249
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,181
That was
a group effort.
250
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,935
I was just trying to make this
a healthier place to live.
251
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,105
Well, good work,
Blue-hair-in-Brocko-witch.
252
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,191
Okay, that was mine.
253
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,443
So, say a bittersweet
farewell
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00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,445
to such old friends
as mud pies,
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00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,240
Bite 'Ems, Eclairios, Chew
'Ems, Kellogg's All-Fudge,
256
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,409
Big Red Snack Foam,
Milk Chuds, Eat 'Ems.
257
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:14,663
And all sugar pills will be changed
back to highly concentrated opiates.
258
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,170
That's it, boys!
Burn it all!
259
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,465
Even this promotional Johnny
Depp from the movie Chocolat?
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00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,844
We melted for him.
Now he's gonna do likewise.
261
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,434
All right. Time to throw
in the Butterfingers.
262
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,441
It's not even singed.
263
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,484
Even the fire
doesn't want them.
264
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,864
Sugar! Need sugar!
265
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,492
Aye. They're not riding
the white horse anymore.
266
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,120
My baby!
Where's my baby?
267
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,627
Nothing left!
Nothing left!
268
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,380
Ooh. A sticky spot!
269
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,635
Mr. Simpson, you're
licking blood and VapoRub.
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00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,679
Part of me knew that.
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00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,392
There is a small group
committed
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00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,478
to bringing sugar
back to this town
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00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,064
by any means necessary.
274
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,316
I'm with you all the way.
But first...
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00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,793
Cool.
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00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,512
Gentlemen, I have found
the final member of our cabal.
277
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,932
Count Fudgula? I thought
you wanted to get off the stuff?
278
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,351
I'm a monster!
Don't look at me!
279
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,564
Homer, we need you to help us
smuggle in sugar from south of the border.
280
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,191
Oh, you mean Tennessee?
281
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,903
No, the island
of San Glucose.
282
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,703
Good times.
283
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,545
Is it really worth risking your
lives just for some sugar?
284
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:30,173
Dessert's on!
I steamed some limes!
285
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,299
Godspeed.
286
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,637
There is the island.
287
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,847
It's go time.
288
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,317
I'm only doing this
one more time!
289
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,241
How's he doing?
290
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,326
I think he's grossed out
by some seaweed.
291
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,246
I touched it! Over.
292
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,623
Get a grip, Simpson.
You're doing fine.
293
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,959
Now, do you have your map?
294
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,377
Kind of.
295
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,964
Come on! Give it!
296
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,008
I know.
I'll try reverse psychology.
297
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,928
I don't want
that stupid map.
298
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:23,351
Okay, man, here's the sugar.
Now, you give us the money.
299
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,771
That wasn't
part of the deal.
300
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,190
He's right!
Who wrote this thing?
301
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,155
Well, we're almost home.
302
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,200
Has everyone keistered
their personal supply?
303
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,662
'Cause I sure haven't.
304
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,206
Hold it right there!
305
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,293
Surrender or
prepare to be sunk!
306
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,671
No way! We'll defy
you to the death!
307
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,425
Stroke, stroke, stroke!
308
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,428
I'm rowing
as fast as I can, sir!
309
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,639
No! I'm having one.
310
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,475
Remember what I told you about
running away from your troubles?
311
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,851
Yeah.
Let's do it!
312
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,454
My baby!
313
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,922
I like to think we've
made a difference today.
314
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,260
Good work, Simpson.
315
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,803
Before I bring
the sugar in,
316
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,013
I want to see
the Oompa Loompa.
317
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,932
He's right over there.
318
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,437
That guy is freaky.
Well, here's your sugar.
319
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,190
No, Homer!
320
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,859
You'll be condemning
this town
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00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,736
to a life of obesity
and diabetes!
322
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,822
Don't listen to her,
Homer!
323
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,199
Oh, they both make
such good arguments!
324
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:05,453
Please, Homie.
Dump the sugar. For me.
325
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,639
Sugar is pouring
into the water!
326
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,648
Aye, 'tis a sugary brine.
327
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:39,905
This sugar shark is delicious.
Ow! Hey, he bit me back!
328
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,449
So that's how
it's gonna be, huh?
329
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,743
Gee, everyone looks
so happy.
330
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,370
Indeed, Marge. And
now that I think of it,
331
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,247
I wildly exceeded
my authority,
332
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,499
and I declare
the sugar ban over!
333
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,438
Can we, Mom? Can we?
Can we, Mom? Can we?
334
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,302
Please, please, please?
Please, please, please?
335
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,674
All right,
but take Maggie with you.
336
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,809
I guess you just can't
use the law to nag.
337
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,188
Maybe I should just stop
trying to change the world.
338
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,107
No, Marge.
I love when you do that.
339
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,028
You're a regular
Caring-a-lot-ovich.
340
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,739
That's the best one.
341
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,282
That's what I told Lisa.
342
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,288
Sugar.
343
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,707
Ah, honey, honey.
344
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,918
Hey, I found some pearls.
345
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,419
No, wait.
They're just my teeth.
346
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,798
Well, I can still make
a necklace out of them.
347
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,886
Honey.
348
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,390
Ah, sugar, sugar.
349
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,144
You are my candy girl.
350
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:56,564
And you got me wanting you.
351
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:02,445
I just can't believe
the loveliness of loving you
352
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,782
I just can't believe it's true.
353
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:10,120
I just can't believe the
wonder of this feeling, too
354
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,289
I just can't believe it's true.
355
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,625
Ah, sugar.
356
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,921
Ah, honey, honey.
357
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:24,092
You are my candy girl...
358
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,351
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