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The Simpsons.
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Won't you marry me, Bill?
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I got the wedding gown bill.
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Because weddings are nice.
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Let's never miss
the school bus again.
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That was The 5th Dimension
with Weddings are Nice.
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You know what
else is nice, Marty?
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What's that, Bill?
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The KBBL Prize Posse!
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Damn dirty ape!
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If our Wampum Wagon spots
your KBBL Party Penguin,
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you'll win $40!
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Did you hear that, Pengy?
$40!
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Hey!
There's the Wampum Wagon!
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End of the line, boys!
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Look out,
because it's zooming!
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If we're late for school, we'll
miss our free federal breakfast!
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Big deal. It's just
saltines and fig paste.
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Ew! Saltines!
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Hey, Cora. I heard science
is working on a donut
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that actually
burns off calories.
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How's that going?
What?
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Never mind. Just refill
this with jelly, will you?
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Thanks.
You're an angel.
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What?
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Hey, check it out.
Wiggum's cruiser.
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Wow! Tear gas,
riot club, police hat.
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With rain baggy!
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Oh, man. That would
really keep your head dry.
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Have you ever
been in a police car?
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Not in the front.
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Hey, I just had
this crazy idea!
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Really? What?
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What's this thing?
"Miranda Rights Teleprompter."
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Check this out!
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You there!
Put your hands up!
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Me? Okay.
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Now, drop your pants.
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Yeah, but...
But my hands are up.
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Hula out of them.
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All right, Officer.
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What the heck is
going on out there?
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Officer Sniffy? Come in,
Sniffy. Do you read me?
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It's me, Clancy.
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No! Get away!
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Hey, somebody's
stealing my car! What?
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Look out!
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Soup!
Soup!
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That's why you young
athletes are so promising.
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Now, who'd like
to buy a trophy?
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Finally, some recognition.
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All right. You two are
under arrest for joyriding.
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You have
the right to remain, um...
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Silent?
That doesn't sound right.
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I love our court days.
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It's about the only thing
we do as a family anymore.
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Hey, Karie.
Hey, Lisa.
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Your Honor, please
don't send my son to juvie.
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He's basically a good kid.
He's just weak.
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Morally and in
the upper body.
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Please let me slip
through the cracks.
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Well, you look like a good
student, what with those glasses,
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and I suppose boys will
be boys. Case dismissed.
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Good old Judge Snyder.
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Next defendant,
Bartholomew J. Simpson.
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Well, show time.
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Why, hello, Bart.
Say, are those new shoes?
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Yes, they are, Roy.
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Judge Snyder?
While we're young?
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Oh. Sorry. Oh, my.
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Looks like you were the
ringleader in this car theft!
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And that's a felony!
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Yes, sir.
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On the other hand,
I was young once.
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I'll bring the car around.
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And I suppose
boys will be...
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My vacation just started.
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All rise for the Honorable
Judge Constance Harm.
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Silence in my courtroom!
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Grand theft auto?
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It was an accident, ma'am.
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Don't spit on my cupcake
and tell me it's frosting.
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What did she say
about cupcakes?
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According to this, your father
was driving you to school?
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Then where was he when
you stole the police car?
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Your Honor, I was chasing the
KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.
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You abandoned
your son to win $40?
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And a Blue Oyster
Cult medallion. Cool.
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And that was more important than
keeping your son out of trouble?
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Your Honor, if I may sing a
little bit of Don't Fear the Reaper,
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I think
you'll agree that...
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I'm familiar with B.O.C.
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But you have got a boy here who
is crying out for adult supervision!
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I couldn't agree more.
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Perhaps some sort of
court-appointed babysitter or "au pair."
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Sorry, bub.
That crow won't caw.
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It won't?
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I hereby order you
to be tethered to your son!
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Tethered?
Tethered.
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Report to room five.
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Room five?
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There we go.
How's that?
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It's a little tight.
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Sir, you are not
a size four.
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I used to be.
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This punishment
is so cruel.
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And unusual.
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Can that judge
do this to us?
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Creative sentencing
is common these days.
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That's why Bill Clinton
is our new mailman.
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Dang magazines.
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Well, maybe it'll be fun. You'll
get to spend more time together.
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Make sure your father
takes his mood medication.
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I'll medicate you... Honey.
You know, this could be fun.
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Race you to the kitchen,
my little tether ball.
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You're on,
Rope-a-Dope!
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Today we're going to talk about
predicates and predicate nominatives.
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Boring!
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Mr. Simpson,
I'm trying to teach.
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Come on. These kids are
never gonna use that stuff.
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Will you please
just go back to sleep?
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Fine.
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All right, now,
who can pick out
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the predicate
in this sentence?
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What's wrong
with him now, Bart?
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Night terrors, ma'am.
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Cobras!
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Okay, Son, concentrate.
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Shut out everything but
the sound of my criticism.
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Swing!
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Hey, hey! Run, Bart!
Pump your thighs!
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Pump them!
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Hurry up, Dad!
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I'm with you, Son.
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Safe!
Wow. My first home run.
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That's my boy.
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Come on, hug me.
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Cobras! Cobras!
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I thought I would hate working
nights, but it's so peaceful.
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And there's no one here to
squeal on me for shooting mice.
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Can I ask you something,
Dad? Sure, boy.
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The town keeps
getting bigger.
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Will there always be
enough electricity?
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Oh, Son, you know
that's none of your business.
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Say, is that our house?
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Uh, I don't think our
house has a steeple.
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Yeah.
I forget things sometimes.
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Really?
You like skateboards?
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Mmm-hmm. We're sure
learning a lot about each other.
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Yeah. This tether
has some pluses.
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My head! I need a beer.
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I hit my head, Moe.
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One beer, coming up.
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Hey, hey,
no kids in the bar!
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Since when?
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The heat's been on since
them Bush girls were in here.
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All right, all right.
Come on, Bart.
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I'm cold and scared.
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That's my little slugger.
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Come on, Dad. Let's go.
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Hey, knock it off!
These pants cost $600.
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Really?
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Yeah. They're Italian.
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All right, hand them over.
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Moe, what the...
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Yeah, I rob now.
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There's a new
judge in town
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with a hard-nosed
approach to juvenile crime.
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Punish the parents.
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It's about time.
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Kids are running wild, Kent.
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And I blame
Mr. And Mrs. Neverspank.
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Uh-oh. We'll have to
bleep their names.
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You'll bleep nothing. Parents,
it's time to take control.
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If you can't cope,
you'll wear the rope.
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Well, you can tell
she's never had kids.
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Look how high and firm
her breasts are.
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Granted.
But you gotta admit,
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constant supervision
has been good for Bart.
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He might even
make the honor roll,
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if Dad can control
his night terrors.
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Well, that's
a pretty big if, honey.
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Come on, Dad. I gotta
go to the bathroom.
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I just got comfortable.
Use the bottle.
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No! I don't want you going in
a bottle. That's what hobos do.
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Come on, Homer.
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No.
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Mom!
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Oh, geez. Homer, just
take him to the bathroom.
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Fine! I don't know why
we even have a bottle!
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Somebody tell me!
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Would you mind? I'm
trying to do my homework.
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Son, it's a little chilly.
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Maybe you should wrap a
blanket around your head.
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Homie, no. We can't.
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What's the...
What's the big deal?
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He sees a thousand times
worse on that Animal Channel!
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I don't want him to see us...
Expressing our love.
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Why not? Kids are
very visual these days!
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No!
But...
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The lady said no.
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Hey, shut up.
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You shut up.
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Why, you...
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What'd you do that for?
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Because I... Ow!
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You... Ow!
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Oh, yeah?
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I'm sleeping
in the bathtub.
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Why, you little...
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That really hurt.
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I can't take it anymore!
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Mom, you cut the tether.
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We're free!
Your mother set us free!
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Woo-hoo!
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Don't celebrate too much.
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Hey, what...
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Who said that?
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That's right.
It's me, Judge Harm,
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through the magic
of fiber optics.
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Hey, how about that?
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Quiet, Tubsy!
You violated my order.
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But Constance,
it only happened because...
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Hey, hey, if I want a cock and
bull story, I'll read Hemingway.
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Don't be mad at Homer. I
was the one who cut the rope.
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Are you threatening
me with that knife?
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No!
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Wait. I'm to blame, Judge.
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You see,
I was pressuring my wife
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to make love
in front of our son,
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you're gonna laugh when
you hear this, when suddenly...
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Well, I thought
Dad was the problem,
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but apparently Mom is
no prize pig herself.
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It's a miracle
poor Bartholomew isn't
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robbing banks and
chasing sweet Lady H.
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I'm a latchkey kid.
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You are not!
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Quiet, little girl!
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You two need to wake up
and smell the java,
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and the first step is to
admit that you're bad parents.
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I admit it. Homer, no.
We're not bad parents.
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Yes, you are!
Just say it!
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No, I won't! And frankly,
Judge, I think you're a bully!
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You do, huh?
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You're so busy thinking up
crazy ways to punish people,
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you can't see how
much I love my kids.
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Your Honor, I'd like
to be tried separately.
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I don't mean to be
disrespectful, Judge Harm,
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but we are not bad parents,
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and there isn't
a tether in this world
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with enough fiber optics
to make me say we are.
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She's such a butthole.
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Sorry!
Just... Just let me get...
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00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,506
Damn it!
255
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,049
Poor Mom and Dad.
256
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,386
Do you think it's fair that
you're always getting into trouble
257
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,388
yet Mom and Dad
are being punished?
258
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,265
No, it's terrible.
259
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,851
Well, why don't you do
something about it?
260
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:55,978
After wrestling.
261
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,106
Ladies and gentlemen, I
don't believe what I am seeing.
262
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,025
Doctor Bonebreak
just married Rumble-lina,
263
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,736
and they're already
whaling on each other!
264
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,782
When are you gonna start taking
responsibility for your actions?
265
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,242
'Cause I felt like it.
266
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,910
You're not even listening.
267
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,204
I know you are,
but what am I?
268
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,167
Haven't we been
humiliated enough?
269
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,586
Not yet, no.
270
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,254
Today the judge
wants you to bend over
271
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,423
so people can spank you
from their cars.
272
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,008
Well, that explains the sign.
273
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,427
Yeah! Ooh!
Here comes a car.
274
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,971
Yarr, ye scurvy dogs!
275
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,849
Worst parents ever!
276
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,061
Hey! No extension cords!
277
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,001
You know, we could get
out of these stupid things
278
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,276
if you'd just tell the judge
you're a bad mother.
279
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,028
And you don't even
have to say "bad."
280
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,948
It could be "negligent"
or "unfit" or "drugged up."
281
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,492
I just can't do that, Homer.
282
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:57,372
It's a matter of principle, and I
need you to support me in this.
283
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:06,214
You're right. It's time to stand
up to that firm-breasted judge.
284
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,426
But first, we've gotta
break out of these stocks.
285
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,722
Easy. Easy.
286
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,307
I want goggles, too!
287
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,726
You'll wake up Flanders.
288
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,812
What the...
289
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,192
Hey, Marge, surf's up!
290
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,278
You're using my table saw
to violate a court order?
291
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,530
Well, we tried
all those other tools.
292
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,327
Gee, I always like
to help you, Homer,
293
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,872
but I don't want to be an accessory
to some sort of shady doings.
294
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,248
And it does
raise a whole host
295
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,084
of ethical questions,
such as...
296
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,418
Woo-hoo!
297
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,261
Now, time for "Operation
Judge-Get-Back-At."
298
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,180
If that costume shop
knew we were using
299
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,224
these burglar
outfits for real,
300
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,892
they'd be furious.
301
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,145
Okay. She lives at
1 Ocean View Drive.
302
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,439
Let's start skulking.
303
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,659
It's only the milkman.
304
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,830
Hey, maybe I should
be a milkman!
305
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,456
Concentrate, Homer.
306
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,296
This address must be wrong.
307
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,340
No! No, there it is!
308
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:36,638
She lives in a houseboat?
Wow! She is so cool!
309
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,890
We hate her, Homer.
310
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,642
I know. I know.
Fight the power.
311
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,477
Let's do this thing.
312
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,150
Cops!
313
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,239
Ain't that sweet, Chief?
314
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,741
It sure is, Lou.
315
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,201
Those two longshoremen
found love.
316
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,080
Let's go.
317
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,093
Look at her in there,
washing her body.
318
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,638
Get away from that window
and help me with this banner.
319
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,603
I hate to call
a judge dirty names,
320
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:28,482
but there's only one way to
describe a nasty super witch like her.
321
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,193
Let's get out of here!
322
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,408
It's just a friendly seal.
323
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,371
No, we can't play now.
324
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,417
Shut up!
325
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,422
What is it, Pancho?
Is someone out there?
326
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,721
You can't hide from me.
327
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,723
She's gonna find us!
328
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,100
Oh, Lord,
guide this cinder block.
329
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,352
Homer, no!
330
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,981
My house!
331
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,365
Hey, how you doing?
332
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,750
That quilt was made
by my grandmother!
333
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,712
So... It cost you nothing.
334
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,840
Shut up!
335
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,927
You two are not only horrible
parents, you're violent criminals,
336
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,305
and I'm gonna lock you up
till frogs do fractions.
337
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,310
Your Honor,
may I say something?
338
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,021
Well,
it is highly unorthodox.
339
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,565
So, no!
340
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:52,691
Please, Your Honor?
341
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,068
Oh, I can't resist
that look.
342
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,821
You remind me of me
when I was a little boy.
343
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,908
Your Honor, it's not
easy being my parents.
344
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,286
I'm always
screwing up in school
345
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,413
and getting in trouble
with the law.
346
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,583
But if I grow up to be
a halfway-decent person,
347
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,460
I know it'll be because
of my mom and dad.
348
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:17,173
Everyone else might give up
on me, but my parents never will.
349
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,218
That's my brother.
350
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,471
Um... Did she say
she used to be a dude?
351
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,515
So, Your Honor,
if you're going to punish
352
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,684
anyone in this
courtroom today,
353
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,312
I ask that you punish me.
354
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,023
Okay, I will!
355
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:37,652
Bartholomew Simpson, I hereby sentence
you to five years in juvenile hall!
356
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,031
Well,
I'm back from vacation.
357
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:44,367
But I was just about to bang my
gavel, making the sentence official.
358
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,078
Sorry, I've already
put my clown down.
359
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,205
But I was just going to...
360
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,166
The clown is down.
361
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,964
Judge Snyder, motion to
declare a writ of boys will be boys.
362
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,425
Motion granted.
Case dismissed!
363
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,177
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
364
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,182
All right,
we got lucky that time,
365
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,518
but I want everyone in
this family to raise your hand
366
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:14,356
and promise not to break
the law for one full year.
367
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,608
We promise.
We promise.
368
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,780
That was close.
369
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,366
Please drive off me.
370
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,243
What's that noise?
371
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,913
Just the radio, dear.
372
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:34,584
Dang me, dang me They ought
to take a rope and hang me.
373
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,629
High from the highest tree.
374
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,007
Woman, would you weep for me.
375
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:04,197
All our times have come.
376
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:11,079
Here but now they're gone.
377
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,167
Seasons don't fear the reaper.
378
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,004
Nor do the wind,
the sun or the rain.
379
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,131
We can be like they are.
380
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,424
Come on, baby.
381
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,092
Don't fear the reaper.
382
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,760
Baby, take my hand.
383
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,387
Don't fear the reaper.
384
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:28,930
Cobras!
385
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,436
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