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Hurry, Smithers!
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Halloween is upon us.
Put up the decoration.
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No, no. That won't
scare anybody.
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On the top.
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Hey, Flanders
gave us toothpaste.
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Mini-toothpaste.
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Splendid, Batsy.
You've done it again.
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Ah, Ethnictown, where
hardworking immigrants
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dream of becoming lazy,
overfed Americans.
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Oh, listen, you can hear
the beautiful ethnic serenade.
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Apples!
I got apples.
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Cholera!
I got cholera!
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Babies!
Who wants babies?
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Wait. This is just
a shaved puppy.
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I can see you
know babies.
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Hey, a fortune teller.
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Hello.
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I sense you have
a million questions.
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But I, too, have one.
Are you a cop?
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No.
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Because you gotta
tell me if you are.
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I'm not a cop!
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Okay.
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I sense you live
with much misery.
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The perfect crime.
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Marge, I have to be
in court next Tuesday.
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I sense I should
not take a check.
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A fortune teller?
Oh, no, you don't!
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This phony gypsy
just wants to rip you off.
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See? This wart is a fake!
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To hell with you!
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Get out!
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So much for the
legendary gypsy hospitality.
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Beads!
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Wait a minute. This
isn't Cedars-Sinai.
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You've ruined me!
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Oh, why didn't
I see this coming?
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Hey, there's me.
And there's you!
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You stupid,
stupid man!
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I curse you!
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You will bring bad luck
to everyone you love.
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Whatever.
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That gypsy said horrible things
will happen to everyone you love.
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That could mean
your family, Homer.
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Are you coming
on to me?
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No! Good night!
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Morning.
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So, it is noticeable.
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What happened?
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I don't know.
I woke up like this.
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Cool! You could
be in a freak show!
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Don't talk to the bearded
lady like that, you little...
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Homer, no!
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Gee, you strangle him all the
time and that never happens.
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Oh, he's fine.
It's just a growth spurt.
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Good as new.
I'll just... See?
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There. Right as rain.
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Homer, it's that
evil gypsy's curse.
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We're all being punished
because you trashed her office.
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Marge, that "curse" is just
a lot of silly superstition.
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Right, Lisa?
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See? Two means "Yes."
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Homer, the only way to
get rid of a gypsy curse
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is to get one of those, what
do you call them? Leprechauns.
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Leprechaun? Don't
they live in Ireland?
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Yeah.
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But they come over here in the
wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets.
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You know, I was hexed by a troll
and a leprechaun cured that right up.
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Hey, you know what's
even better? Is Jesus.
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He's like six leprechauns.
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Yeah, but a lot harder to
catch. Go with the leprechaun.
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Guys, I am not cursed.
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Carl, let me die first. I
couldn't bear to watch you die.
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Well, okay.
But hurry up.
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Oh, Moe! They're dead!
And it's all my fault!
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When did that happen?
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We'll catch ourselves a leprechaun
using these Lucky Charms as bait.
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Okay, let's see.
Imp, fairy, pixie, goblin.
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That's hobgoblin.
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Sorry.
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Nymph, naiad, wood sprite,
Katie Couric, and bingo!
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Hey! Let's make sure
he's a leprechaun.
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Sing us a song
of the Emerald Isle.
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Ah! 'Tis like the singing
of the angels themselves.
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Homer, catching that
leprechaun didn't help anything.
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Maybe you need to take the
leprechaun and sic it on the gypsy.
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Good idea, Mister Ed.
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Want to come
along, Noodle Neck?
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Can't live this
way anymore.
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Ah! The cursed one.
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How's that curse I
cursed you with, Cursed-y?
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I know you don't remember me,
but here's a little revenge, Irish-style.
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Wake up,
you lousy drunk!
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Hold me close.
Kiss me, I'm Irish.
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Ew! Nasty!
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I always secrete
ocular fluid at weddings.
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Why did you drag me here?
I don't know anybody.
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Husband and wife,
I pronounce you now.
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Stroke me clover.
Say me name.
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The best thing about a gypsy wedding
is I'm not the hairiest woman here.
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Yep. Everything worked
out for the best.
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What? Bart is dead!
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Well, me saying I'm
sorry won't bring him back.
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The gypsy said it would.
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She's not the boss of me.
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May I interest you
in a housewife's dream?
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Oh, no. A salesbot.
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00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,278
If you convert your home
to an Ultrahouse 3000,
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you'll never have to do
housework again.
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No housework, eh?
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Did you see
those drapes?
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Yes.
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Hi, Ultrahouse.
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Greeting acknowledged.
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That voice could use
a little personality.
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Oh! Let's try
Matthew Perry.
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Yeah. Could I be
any more of a house?
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Who else we got?
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Hey cha-cha, I got more features
than a NASA relief map of Turkmenistan.
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Isn't that the voice that
caused all those suicides?
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Murder-suicides.
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Hey, how about 007?
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George Lazenby?
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No. Pierce Brosnan.
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A voice like his would give our
house a much-needed touch of class.
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All right, but I'm doing this
because he was Remington Steele.
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He was Remington
Steele, wasn't he?
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Yes, I was, Marge. And
thank you for selecting me.
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00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,376
Well, hello, Pierce.
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00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,671
Say, it's a bit
stuffy in here.
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00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,342
And I know a certain someone
who really fancies lilac.
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I just like it, is all.
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That really covers
the cat crap.
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Dinner is served.
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Mmm. Various eggs.
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Soy-ghettiOs!
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00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,325
Hey, Pierce, how did you
know our favorite foods?
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I analyzed
your... leavings.
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Pierce, that was delicious!
Can we help you with the dishes?
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Marge, what kind of
cybertronic ultrabot would I be
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if I let those beautiful
hands touch dishwater?
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No, I'm asking.
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Not a very good one?
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Damn straight.
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00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,194
Bravo, Pierce.
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00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,198
Trusting every aspect of
our lives to a giant computer
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was the smartest
thing we ever did.
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Absolutely!
Yep.
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Oh, I agree.
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00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,832
Hello, Marge.
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Oh, my!
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Come, Marge. You don't
need to cover up for me.
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I'm merely a pile of
circuits and microchips.
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Sorry.
Sometimes I forget.
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Oh, yes!
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00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,353
Oh, Pierce,
the water's perfect!
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00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,398
Isn't it just?
It gets better.
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00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,568
You don't have
to do any...
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Oh, Pierce!
That's good!
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00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,914
Oh, dear me! Oh,
yes! Yum, yum, yum.
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00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,668
Homer, my dear fellow,
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you're carrying quite a bit
of tension in your back fat.
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Yes, that's the
price of success.
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Can I top you off?
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00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,593
What's my blood alcohol?
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0.15.
Keep them coming.
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00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,934
You know, Marge is
quite a remarkable woman.
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Yeah, she's cool.
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00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,356
You're certainly a
lucky man to have her.
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00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,526
Lucky-schmucky. I knocked
her up, but she's stuck now.
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We're married till
death do us part.
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But if I died, she'd be completely
free for man or machine.
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Machine, eh?
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Yep, a machine!
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Showtime!
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Unexplained bacon.
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Good old table.
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Good morning, Marge.
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Good morning, Pierce.
Where's Homer?
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Uh, I think he went
to work early.
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That sounds like a lie.
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00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:50,811
Hello, Police? I think my
house killed my husband.
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This is Constable Wiggums.
We'll be right there.
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Remove your knickers
and wait in the bath.
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00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:04,867
You're acting crazy, Marge.
Why don't you take a stress pill?
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Don't like pills, huh? I could
shoot a dart in your neck.
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Your elegant,
swan-like neck.
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Homer! Homer,
you're alive!
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Yep. Man, 1,
machine, 0.
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00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,389
How do you
like that score?
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Homer, you're not dead.
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00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:36,565
Which is good. Now let
Uncle Pierce take care of you.
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We have to disable its
central processor. Come on!
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Die, you monster!
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00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,383
Dad, that's the
water softener.
196
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,261
Well, I am missing
the back of my head.
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00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,263
I think you could
cut me some slack.
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00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,183
Homer, no!
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00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,728
I'm going
to enjoy this.
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00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,855
Don't take out my
British charm unit.
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00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,442
Without that, I'm nothing
but a boorish American clod!
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00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,487
Thanks a lot, ass-wipe!
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00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,115
I could've kicked your butt
from here to Albuquerque,
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you fat slime bucket.
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00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,830
Oh, this seems
like such a waste.
206
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,124
I mean, he was
charming and witty.
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00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,211
There must be someone who
can use a man around the house,
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even if he's
slightly homicidal.
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00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:46,176
AII I need is
to look in your eye.
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00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:50,472
So, tell me more about
your day at the DMV.
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00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,560
Where to start? Sheila
parked in my space again.
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00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,063
That Sheila. She's given you
problems before, hasn't she?
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00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,400
Oh, yeah. I don't care
who she's sleeping with.
214
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,319
That's been my
space since 1981.
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00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,321
Looking for this?
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00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,325
No, not in there.
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00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,039
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah. Sheila.
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00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,501
Sheila... Anyway, she's
had an attitude from day one.
219
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,587
She was supposed
to be our supervisor,
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but then Dotty went
on maternity leave.
221
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,175
Well, she claimed
it was maternity leave.
222
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,521
We're out of milk.
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Abraca-dairy.
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00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,278
Kids, it's 8:00.
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You're going to miss
the bus to wizard school.
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00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,699
Five minutes
more-ius.
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00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,037
Mmm. That's not
good for the clock.
228
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,127
Stop zapping yourself!
Stop zapping yourself!
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00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,629
Stop zapping yourself!
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00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,047
Good morning, class.
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00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,007
Harry Potter, are you
chewing gum?
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00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,301
No, ma'am.
It's brimstone.
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00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,971
Well, wonderful.
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00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,307
Now, class, the big
magic recital's coming up,
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so we're going to start with
basic toad-to-prince spells.
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00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,479
Everybody get out
their toads.
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00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,524
Slimy Prince Limey!
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00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,445
How are you, love?
Give us a kiss then.
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00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,531
You call that charming?
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00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,368
Hocus-croakus!
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00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,412
Excellent, Lisa. A+.
242
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,874
And we'll discuss
your grade over breakfast.
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00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,419
Yes, rather.
244
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,214
Well, Bart, did you study
your spell book last night?
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00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,341
Or did your fairy
godmother die again?
246
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:53,428
I studied. Abraca-turn-into-
a-prince-guy?
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00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,018
Sloppy work as usual.
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00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,521
Lisa's casting spells
at an eighth grade level.
249
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,690
You've sinned against nature.
250
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,274
Please kill me.
251
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,861
You think you're so great just
because you have God-like powers.
252
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,239
Stand away from milady.
253
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,449
Get in there.
Defend my honor.
254
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,290
Every moment
I live is agony.
255
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,128
Bart, you're getting
vomit on my prince!
256
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,171
Head-zeppelin.
257
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,183
Look at that
Lisa Simpson.
258
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,687
She's got more wicked
witchery than Stevie Nicks.
259
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,230
Oh, Slithers!
260
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,648
Yes, Lord Montymort?
261
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,485
Let's capture that girl and
steal her magical essence.
262
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,155
I'm not getting
squat from this yo-yo.
263
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,993
Dying tickles.
264
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,455
We can't attack her
while she's got that wand.
265
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,665
We'll need a go-between
to get it away from her.
266
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,833
How about Satan?
267
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,585
Oh, no.
I'm ducking him.
268
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,044
His wife has
a screenplay.
269
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:18,096
Welcome to my lair.
You're going to help me.
270
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,765
And if I don't?
271
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:29,065
I've heard of a wailing wall,
but this is ridiculous!
272
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,860
Not funny!
I'm so sick of that joke!
273
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,614
Anyway, how would you
like to humiliate your sister?
274
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,200
I'd like that.
I'd like that very much.
275
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,119
Now it would involve
betrayal and unspeakable evil.
276
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,954
Hey, hey.
You made your sale.
277
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,668
And now a little
trick I like to call...
278
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,798
"The invisibility cloak."
279
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,090
Oh, how magical!
280
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,843
Yeah. Yeah, these
kids are pretty special.
281
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,888
Now you see me.
Now you don't.
282
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,809
It's just like my dream.
283
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,395
That was terrible.
284
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,190
I'll just sprinkle you all
with some amnesia dust.
285
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,823
A second grade
sorceress so powerful
286
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,408
she made tonight's
refreshments out of dead people.
287
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,583
Tonight she'll perform the
classic levitating dragon trick.
288
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,544
We'll see about that.
289
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,214
Here's Lisa Simpson.
290
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,637
Release the dragon.
291
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,938
She'll be killed!
292
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,690
My sweet little angel!
293
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,489
Alacazzi-dragonfly!
294
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,034
This isn't my wand.
295
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,830
It's a Twizzler.
296
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,130
Shazbat!
297
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,843
Hey, we stayed
for your kids.
298
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:26,349
The Dark Lord Montymort.
Absorber of souls, sucker of essence.
299
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,816
This is partly my fault.
300
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,112
Prank be undone!
Destroy the evil one!
301
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,824
Not me.
302
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,618
Help me, Bart!
303
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,874
My enchanted shin!
304
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,544
How did you know that
was the source of my power?
305
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,555
Bart, you saved me.
306
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:09,893
Sir, in death we shall
be together always.
307
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,864
Bart, let's stop
this stupid rivalry.
308
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:27,661
Even if you never become a great
sorcerer, you're still an okay brother.
309
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,581
Thanks, Lise. Now let's
try to forget this nightmare.
310
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,339
Blarney.
311
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,851
Wow! We really get to
keep these fruit baskets?
312
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:55,814
Well, they used to give us
champagne till somebody ruined it.
313
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,276
Do they really think
he'll do better with fruit?
314
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:05,573
Mr. Movie Star gets to
park right next to the stage.
315
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,076
Oh, luck of the draw,
I guess.
316
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,578
Can I give you
a ride to your car?
317
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,747
Why sure!
That'd be great.
318
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,040
So where are
you parked?
319
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,959
Oh, we don't have a car.
320
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,043
But I thought you...
321
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,586
Just keep driving, boyo!
322
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,634
Can I turn on the radio?
323
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,060
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