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The Simpsons.
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It's dark!
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Hey!
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You've fallen right into my trap,
just like you did in Africa.
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Krusty, there you are. We've
got business to discuss.
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First off, we got big problems with
your talking home pregnancy tests.
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Hey, hey! You're pregnant!
And it's not mine!
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It's giving 20%
false "Hey, hey's."
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Okay. Repackage them as coffee stirrers
and sell them in the Philippines.
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Genius.
Now, another issue.
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Studies show
your Krusty Burger
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is the unhealthiest
fast food item in the world.
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Worse than
a Double Krusty Burger?
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Somehow, yes.
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Okay, here's what we do.
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What's that food we never
put in any of our meals?
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Vegetables?
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Yeah, those guys.
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Find the cheapest one and
make a burger out of it.
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Then throw it in a green
wrapper and double the price.
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And say it's got
none of those...
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What are those unhealthy
he/she-sounding things?
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Trans fats?
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That's it.
And while you're in there,
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spray a little nicotine juice
on the kids meals.
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Get them hooked.
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Coming up
on The Drowmngest Catch.
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It was worth it
to be on TV!
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Put our dying screams
in the promo!
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You know, kids, the real
drowningest catch is man.
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It's a new world out there.
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People care about their health
for some reason.
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We know times have changed.
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We at Krusty Burger want
to take advantage of that.
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Introducing
the Mother Nature Burger!
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Made from 100%
wheat-fed barley.
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And now to take
a yummy bite.
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Tastes like a healthy future!
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We're going
to Krusty Burger!
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Finally, a hamburger
for the Hindus.
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By the tusks of great Ganesh, now
no one can tell I am not American.
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Look at me!
I'm saving the Earth!
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Where's my Nobel Prize?
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What's wrong, old friend?
Can't sleep?
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Would some warm beer
settle you down?
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Those barley burgers
were tainted?
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Why did I eat
twelve of them? Why?
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Taken!
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Occupied!
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Hurling!
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Attention, students.
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Due to the recent queasiness, both
the Presidential Ab Crunch Challenge
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and the Sloppy Joe-a-thon
have been canceled.
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Skinner, if I die,
I want you to take over...
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Really?
...the search committee
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for a new superintendent.
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Just hold my head
and say soothing things.
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Third-grade math scores
are holding steady.
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Oh, yeah.
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The food poisoning has been
traced to a single ingredient,
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tainted barley.
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And where does
that barley come from?
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Our neighbor to the
southeast, Ogdenville,
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the state's barley basket since
it was settled 100 years ago
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by Norwegian immigrants.
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I'm here with barley
farmer Brendlif Jensen.
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Brendlif?
What happened is,
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a big old rat got caught
up in the grinders there.
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So my wife Dagne took a hose to
it, and it's all cleaned out now.
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So you're guaranteeing it's safe
to eat Ogdenville barley once more?
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Well, where there's barley,
there's rats, you know.
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Now, when will you be
starting the interview?
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That just went out live.
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Well, then we're screwed.
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Dad, are you sure
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you can put in these new
rain gutters all by yourself?
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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I do have a bad history of going up
on roofs and waking up in hospitals.
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Perhaps we could be of
help, don't you know?
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Ogdenvillians
work on my house?
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Yeah. Ever since
the barley bust,
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the only work we can
get is day labor.
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We don't mind it.
Work is work.
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I like your
can-do attitude.
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And your facial hair screams
"rugged but reliable."
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You won't
regret this, sir.
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You hear that, Bart?
He called me "sir."
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That means he knows
I'm better than him.
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Nicely done, guys.
Lemonade?
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A lemon version of barley-ads?
When in Springfield...
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Don't that glug down
right good, then?
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Oh, yeah. Almost as
good as barley-ads.
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0h, yeah!
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You know, I'm glad
you've come here
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to take all the jobs
we don't want to do.
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Can't have too much
of a good thing.
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You fellas, too!
Come on!
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On, yeah!
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Be right there then.
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So Inga, this is
our kitchen.
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Did you have kitchens
back in Ogdenville?
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Ja. Before the dark days fell on
my people and we lost everything.
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Great!
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So you know your way
around a blender. Okay.
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So if the dog's in the house, don't
let Grampa in, and vice versa.
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Our neighbor Ned Flanders
drops by unexpectedly...
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That I do.
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...but he doesn't
stay long.
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No, I don't.
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Kids, this is Inga,
your new nanny.
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A nanny? Woo-hoo!
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Mom says I can have
ice cream for breakfast.
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Oh, she's still here.
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Mom, can I have ice
cream for breakfast?
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No way, mister.
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It's just chocolate chip
pancakes and syrup for you.
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Inga, I'll be happy to
eat whatever you make.
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Maggie, now
you have a nanny.
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Just like the ones Joe Piscopo and
Ethan Hawke left their wives for.
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But hands off
my Homie.
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"Hands off the Homie."
Got it.
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Sorry. Sometimes she's
nervous around new people.
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Actually,
she's just gassy.
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A little lingonberry oil under
the tongue will clear it right up.
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That's amazing! Now I feel bad
about calling your references.
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So Selma,
how did you meet?
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I hired Thor Bjorn here to
kill some moles in my garden,
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and, well, one thing
led to another.
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Ja. She has the same beautiful
face as my Great-Uncle Magnus
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when he lay in the coffin
after his trolley accident.
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Gee, this Ogdenville influx
has been great for everybody.
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Yeah. Talk about taking jobs
Springfield men don't want.
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Hey, Homer. Your blubber would
light our lamps for a year.
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I zinged the oaf good?
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You zinged
the oaf great!
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Minnesota Vikings
apparel?
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This is Tennessee
Titans country!
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So many meters!
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Step aside, Norvvads. Watch
how the natives ride sky.
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Three hours and we still
can't see a doctor?
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It's because it's filled
with all these Norvvads.
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They even
sneeze funny.
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We're out of English forms. You'll
have to fill out a Norwegian one.
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I can't read this
sloopy-bloopy writing.
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Typical foreigners,
clogging up the system.
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I hurt my back unclogging
your septic system.
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Sven, can you stop by tomorrow?
It's clogged again.
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Come on, Bart. We'll
take care of you at home.
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Oh, great.
I caught their cold.
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Okay, Bart. Now bite down
on the rubber dog bone and...
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Thanks, Mom.
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Now how did this
happen, again?
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It wasn't my fault, I swear.
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A couple of barley jerks
dared me to.
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Yeah? Well, I'm starting to wonder
if this town wasn't better off
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before all these
immigrants showed up.
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I'd just like to remind you that
we were all immigrants at one time.
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Well, you were a baby once.
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Does that mean you still
like milk and hugs?
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Yes. I'd like both
right now.
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Hey, this is all right.
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Look at them barleyjacks celebrating
another one of their stupid holidays.
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Hey, I ain't got
no problem with them.
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They pay in cash,
they keep it clean,
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and their mythology
is rich and enchanting.
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Yeah. The redhead one said today's
the day Woden gave the herring
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the greatest gift of all.
Its fishy taste.
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Hey, Moe, what is that
hoity-toity beer they're drinking?
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Oh, I don't sell beer no more.
I only serve Aquavit,
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the Norwegian
caraway-scented liqueur.
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Wait a minute! You're
selling barleyjack booze?
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How could you, Moe?
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Hey, it's all about
the King Haralds.
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Well, since it's all you got,
give me a mug of that Aquavit.
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Better go slow
there, friend.
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That stuff'll open up a can
of "Oh, my goodness" on you.
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I think I can handle it.
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Hey! Where
did that Homer guy go?
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More Aquavit, please.
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You're late!
And drunk!
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Shut up!
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You lost your job?
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Well, it's not
my fault!
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Those Ogdenville guys plied me with
their native liqueurs and liquors.
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But mostly liqueurs.
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Oh, poor Homie.
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And you with
your alcoholism.
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Yeah.
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I Dmpose
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that no Ogdenvillian be allowed
within the city limits of Springfield.
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I share your xylophobia.
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Dad, you mean
"xenophobia."
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"Xylophobia" would be
a fear of xylophones.
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I am afraid of xylophones.
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It's the music you hear
when skeletons are dancing.
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Very well. Springfield will
ban immigrants and xylophones.
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All in favor say "aye."
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Aye!
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The border is now closed.
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You'll never take
my Xylophone!
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Notes, don't fail me now!
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There's one, Chief.
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Well, he's too far, Lou.
That's not fair.
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Hey, there's another!
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He's on a bike, Lou.
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So?
So what am I? Superman?
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Well, there's one coming
between your legs.
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Where?
There! Now! Right now!
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Look between
your legs!
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I don't...
Oh, yeah.
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No, he's too fast.
It's hopeless, Lou.
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We can't handle this. We need
help patrolling the border.
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I mean, Springfield
only has three cops.
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Yeah, and Eddie's laid up
because of his gout.
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Yep. Eddie loves his lobster and port wine.
But it comes with a price.
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Excuse me. Do you have
to pay to get in, or...
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No, no, no. It's free. It's free.
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Maybe we can ask private
citizens to guard the border.
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Yeah. You know,
vigilantes,
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who would agree to do our
job for the adrenaline rush
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that comes from having a tiny taste
of authority over your fellow man.
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And all we're paying them
is bullets and beer.
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I almost made a big mistake!
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Men, our negative energy
has been harnessed
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to help keep Springfield's
border secure from Ogdenvillians.
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But first, our group needs a name
that evokes America's proud history
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of citizens rising up
to defend our way of life.
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The Klan?
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Well, there are no bad
ideas, but let's keep trying.
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The Nazis!
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Okay,
you stop trying-
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Hey, how about The
Star-Spangled Goofballs?
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Goofballs it is!
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I'll float above the border and radio
the location of illegals down to you.
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My code name will be Screaming Eagle.
Yours will be Ground Losers.
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What a fun day.
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Oh, this is
gonna be good.
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Release the sandbags!
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Hey, why don't you
let Carl and me try?
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Okay. You guys
get in as I get off.
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This is Ground Loser,
what's your position? Over.
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Cold. So very cold.
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00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,881
I'm sorry to say that this
poorly conceived patrol
244
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,883
carried out by
a group of rank amateurs
245
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,801
has somehow
been a failure!
246
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,845
Yeah, those barleyjacks
are crafty.
247
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,347
One of them handcuffed
me to this tree!
248
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,516
Not a tree, Chief.
That's a street sign.
249
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,644
You just looped your belt around it
when you were changing your pants.
250
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,272
Okay. I'm hearing lots of
problems but no solutions!
251
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,442
This immigration problem
is bigger than we thought.
252
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,403
We need a way to keep these
people out of our community!
253
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,072
What can we do to keep
one group of people
254
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,116
away from another
group of people?
255
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,538
Why you little...
I'll kill you!
256
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,002
That's it!
We'll build a fence!
257
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,546
Fence! Fence! Fence! Fence!
Fence! Fence! Fence! Fence!
258
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,717
Homie, I don't think
we should build a fence.
259
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,053
Haven't we always taught
the children to make friends
260
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,222
with those who are
a little different?
261
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,348
Yes.
Yeah.
262
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,521
Maggie's first words
are in Ogdenvillese!
263
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,065
Now do you see, Marge?
264
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,484
Now do you see why we
must build that fence?
265
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,818
Build it, H0mie!
266
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,863
Make it as tall as the sky
and deeper than hell!
267
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,663
All right. Who here knows
how to build a wall?
268
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,082
I know how to hire
guys to build a wall.
269
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,166
Such as?
270
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,501
The barleyjacks?
271
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,585
Yeah, right.
272
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:10,130
Okay. They can help us build the
wall, because they're good at it.
273
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,633
But then those
good-for-nothings have to go.
274
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,759
Yeah!
275
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,122
Yeah! Yeah,
get them out of here!
276
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:28,399
So my girlfriend puts all
these pillows on the bed.
277
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,776
And you have to, like,
take them all off at night
278
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,070
and put them all back on
every morning.
279
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:37,074
And if the little one is in back
of the big one, God help you.
280
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,619
And they always want the cat
to sleep in bed with you.
281
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,413
Exacfly!
282
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,625
I had trouble finding
a four-button cardigan,
283
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,377
so I bought
a three-button one
284
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,587
and sewed the extra
button on myself.
285
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:54,049
This baby was a five-buttoner.
But I took a button off.
286
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,801
Maybe we're not
so different, Sven.
287
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,052
Maybe so.
288
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,725
You know, if you put
down an acrylic primer,
289
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,728
your satiric drawing
and its clever stink lines
290
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,814
will be there long after
your principal is gone.
291
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,542
Well, the guy at the store
said it didn't matter,
292
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,776
but I knew he was wrong.
Thanks, man.
293
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,471
Sure is quiet
around here.
294
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,307
Do you miss us?
We miss you.
295
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,059
That's why
we build a door!
296
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,852
Oh, we did miss you.
297
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:52,149
We missed your kindness, your hard
work, your sweet, plainspoken ways.
298
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,194
What are you barleyjacks
waiting for? Get in here!
299
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,946
We'd be more than pleased
to join you donut dunkers.
300
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,168
All right, boys.
Round them up.
301
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,381
And throw them the swinging-est
soiree they've ever seen!
302
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,161
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