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The Simpsons.
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My daughter's here for
her first mani-pedi.
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Mom, I'm glad
you brought me here,
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but isn't it more important for a woman
to be smart and powerful than beautiful?
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A woman can be smart, beautiful, and
powerful, like Queen Elizabeth I.
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She had it all. Except
the most important thing.
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Please don't say "a man."
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No! A husband!
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The year was 1588,
400 years
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before Kirk Gibson would
hit his famous home run.
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Queen Elizabeth ruled
over all of England.
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Every eligible bachelor in Europe
wanted her hand in marriage.
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Majesty,
thy suitors await.
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I don't understand
why I need a king.
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So you can
pump out a son
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and then I don't gotta
work for no broad no more.
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My liege-
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Announcing
Prince Ralph of Austria!
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Off with my head!
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Pass.
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King Julio of Spain.
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Hello, Queenie baby.
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Forget it. I've seen you making
goo-goo eyes at my court jester.
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Well, I like a man
who can make me laugh!
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But for you,
I'll make an exception.
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Hands off my harlequin! This is 1588,
and his material is fresh and hip.
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You have made
a big mistake, lady!
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His Excellency
Sir Walter Raleigh.
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Your Majesty, I have returned
from the New World with a gift.
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This healthful and
slimming herb, tobacco.
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If I ever have sex,
this'll be great afterwards.
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I'll show those uppity
English food boilers.
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What is the status
of my armada?
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A hundred and twenty of the finest
killing machines ever built.
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Ooh! Not bad. Not bad at all.
Now take me to the real ones.
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Those are the real ones.
"Watch out, England."
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"No! Have mercy, my lord!"
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"Never."
Guards!
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Take him away and put
things inside of him.
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Nice things?
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No. Not nice things.
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Allow me.
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You have the strength of a plow
horse but the charm of a cart horse.
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Treason!
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How dare you make out
under my crenelations
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while I make out not? Don't
you know that I love you?
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I've always loved you!
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Which one of us
are you talking to?
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I'm not sure. Both! Neither!
What difference does it make?
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Take them to the Tower!
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Whoa. Someone call Beowulf!
Grendel got in again!
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It's you, Your Majesty.
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The Spanish Armada
sails for England.
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Armada?
What's "armada"?
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Nothing.
What's armada with you?
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Seriously, though, we're
in real trouble here.
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Come, Tea Biscuit.
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The time of battle
grows nigh.
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So here's us,
and a whole lot of them.
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It's probably a little too
early to be standing under this.
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Lord Jesus, although our country
turned Protestant for the sole reason
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that our fat, mean king
could dump his faithful wife,
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we know
you're on our side.
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So please destroy
these horrible monsters
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who believe your mother
should be revered.
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Amen.
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Abandon ship!
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Normally, I love to see flaming
dreamboats headed my way,
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but not like this, baby!
Not like this!
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For destroying
the Spanish Armada,
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I dub thee "Sir"
Sir Walter Raleigh.
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And I grant you two
my blessing.
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Your Majesty, it's so kind of you to
give up the one man you truly loved.
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I don't need a man.
For I have England!
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Yeah. You keep
telling yourself that.
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You keep soaking. We're
going to Koo Koo R00.
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Which in our language
means nothing.
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Lisa, you are going
to look so pretty.
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Thank you.
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But I know a story of a dangerous
obsession with female beauty.
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It's called Snow White
and the Seven...
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Excuse me. The story
you're about to tell
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is the copyrighted property of
the Walt Disney Corporation.
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Can you sharpen these?
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Excuse me, but Snow White is a
fairytale from hundreds of years ago.
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No one owns that.
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Are there any dwarves
in your story?
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Yes. But they're my
own original creation.
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There's Crabby, Drunky,
Hungry, Greedy, Lenny...
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Kearney!
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And Doc... tor Hibbert.
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Ho-hi.
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H0-hi, hO-hi.
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It's off to work
Ho-hi.
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This song's not like
any song you know.
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Ho-hi
Ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi.
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Little did they know their lives
were about to be changed forever,
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by a wicked queen.
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HDTV on the wall,
who's the fairest one of all?
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You would do
in a pinch, my queen.
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But Snow White's
the fairest I have seen.
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Also, there's a weather girl
on Channel 9 who's...
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Bring me Snow White's
heart in this box.
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What'll I do with
the rest of the body?
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Put it in this box. Then
you'll get your reward.
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Now turtle, I'll need you
to get in the soup.
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I... I cannot do it!
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Run, lassie! Find wee little
men and hide with them!
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Now to fool the queen
with a pig's heart.
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I... I cannot do it!
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Maybe I'll make her a heart
out of construction paper!
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I... I cannot do it!
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Let's see.
Gingerbread house.
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Grandma's house.
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Ah! Here we are.
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All that walking
made me sleepy.
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This bed's too hard.
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This bed's too soft.
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And this bed is just
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like the first one!
Also too hard!
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I guess I'll sleep in
the one that's too soft.
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Ho-hi, ho-hi
It's time to now get high.
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We'll take some shrooms
and go to our rooms...
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There's something
in our house.
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Let's put a pickax
in its brain!
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You're in marketing. Why
do you even bring an ax?
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If you were in marketing,
you'd know.
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She's beautiful!
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Maybe she's been placed
under some kind of a curse.
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And all that will wake her
is the kiss of a handsome...
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I'm awake!
I'm awake, already!
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Guess it's you and
me again, doorknob.
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Goodbye!
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Now beware of the evil queen.
She's a master of disguise.
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She could be anyone.
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I'll be careful.
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No, no, no! That's too much!
Go back outside!
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Who are you?
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Care for an apple?
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Okay. I'll take
a green one.
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No! Take the red one.
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Take a bite, deary.
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You'll never
take me alive!
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Herbivores!
I'm so scared!
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So Snow White slept and
waited for her prince to come.
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But he never did.
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Because a woman shouldn't
have to depend on a man.
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Snow White was brought back
to life by a lady doctor.
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And she lived
happily ever after?
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Well, she couldn't indulge in
strenuous activities like handball,
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but otherwise,
she was fine.
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That's nice.
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Marge! I need
some bribe money.
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Well, don't say
itsoloud.
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All I have are some
dry-cleaning coupons.
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Deal.
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Thanks, Marge.
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But don't forget, there's
still going to be a civil suit.
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Lisa, let me tell you
the story
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of a great woman held back by a
not-so-great husband. Macbeth.
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Out, damn spot!
Out, I say!
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Marge, please.
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If you don't like getting
barbecue sauce out of a leotard,
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why did you get into show business?
Think before you do.
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I wouldn't be stuck
washing costumes
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if my husband
had a better role.
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Well, I may be
playing a tree,
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but at least I'm getting
my face out there.
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I thought I was marrying a
man who could play Macbeth.
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Hey, there's no way I could
ever be as good as that guy.
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Stars, hide your fires;
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Let not light see
my black and deep desires.
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Mel's like the son Laurence
Olivier and John Gielgud
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always wanted but never had.
But, oh, how they tried.
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I think Mel would be
happier as an understudy.
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A six-feet-understudy.
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You're not
suggesting murder?
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Wouldst thou live a coward
in thine own esteem
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letting "I dare not"
wait upon "I would"?
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Whatever you say, sweetie.
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Snore!
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Snore!
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Oh! A prop knife!
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Out, out, brief candle.
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Life's but
a walking shadow.
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Why does everyone around here
talk that crazy talk?
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That crazy talk is the
work of the immortal bard,
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William Shakespeare.
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Well, if you see him in
heaven, tell him he sucks.
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As you all know,
this afternoon,
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the bone fell out of Mel's
hair and beat him to death.
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Let us observe
a moment of silence.
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Moment over.
Homer, you got the lead.
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Stay, you imperfect speakers,
tell me more:
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By Sinel's death I know
I am thane of Glames.
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To-morrow and to-morrow
and to-morrow...
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Today's Tuesday, so that would
make it Friday, and then...
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Shakespeare!
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You don't even
know your lines.
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Conrad Birdie? Coming
here to Sweet Apple?
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That's
Bye Bye, Birdie.
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Damn it, Morpheus! Not everyone
believes what you believe!
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That's the screenplay
for The Matrix Reloaded.
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I can't wait
for the reviews!
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"Tonight the Springfield
Community Playhouse
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"was bathed in the light
of a brilliant new star...
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"Dr. Hibbert
as Banquo"?
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Who the hell
is Banquo?
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He's the one getting
the good reviews!
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Which makes him the next
one you've got to kill!
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Wouldn't it be easier if
I just took acflnglessons?
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Screw your courage to the
sticking-place, and we'll not fail!
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That's inspiring!
What's that from? X-Men 2?
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Macbeth!
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Macwho?
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This number is for
emergencies only.
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He who laughs last
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laughs dead.
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"In last night's
Macbeth,
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"the best performance was
Barney Gumble as Duncan,
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"followed by Duffman as Macduff,
Lenny Leonard as Lennox,
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"Eddie and Lou as the two
soldiers without lines,
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"then last, and least,
the lead, Homer Simpson."
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Why do they write a new review
of this play every single day?
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All I heard was more names
of actors you haven't killed!
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Unless you're
not man enough!
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No, dean
I'm a man, dear.
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Killing
makes me hungry.
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Eating makes me thirsty.
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Drinking makes me sleepy.
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Why did he have to kill
everyone in their costumes?
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It was you
who killed us! You!
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No! It was Homer!
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Your dark ambition guided
his murderous hand!
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No, I just
encouraged him.
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Encouraged
by withholding sex!
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Sex!
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Well, at least you
can't nag me anymore.
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That's where you're wrong.
Get out on that stage!
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Okay, Homer. It's
our last performance.
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You're the only actor
that's still alive,
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and there's nobody
in the audience.
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This is your moment.
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I'll be
in my office
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going over the books on my
Subway Sandwich franchise.
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You call a sandwich
maker an artist,
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it's like aninvflafion to steal.
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That guy's going
nanknoonkbananas in there.
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It's my moment!
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To-morrow and to-morrow
and to-morrow,
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creeps in this petty pace
from day to day,
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to the last syllable
of recorded time.
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And all our yesterdays have lighted
fools the way to dusty death.
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Out, out, brief candle!
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Life's but a walking shadow,
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a poor player that struts and
frets his hour upon the stage,
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and then is heard no more.
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Homie. You were brilliant.
I knew you could do it. I knew it.
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Now nothing will stop you from taking
on all of Shakespeare's greatest roles.
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King Lear, Hamlet,
Othello, Richard ill,
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Henry IV, Part One,
Henry IV, Part Two, Henry V,
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Titus Andronicus...
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Me having to read all those
plays would be the real tragedy.
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That's it. Three stories.
That's all we always tell.
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Looks like Maggie
wants a story, too.
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00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,621
Mom! Isn't that book the
Bible of right-wing losers?
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00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,959
Yeah. But the guy on the book jacket
is one sexy slice of beefcake.
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00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:29,673
So anyway, this is the
story of Maggie Roarke,
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an architect who refused
to compromise.
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00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,598
Now children, while I do
traffic school online,
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you'll be playing
with blocks.
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00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:48,734
Maggie's genius and creativity
far exceeded that of the others.
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And I'm not just saying that
because I'm her mother.
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But her teacher,
Mr. Elsworth Toohey,
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wanted every child
to conform.
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Banal. Very banal.
Wonderfully pedestrian.
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This isn't right. Maggie,
dancers shouldn't kick too high,
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and buildings mustn't
reach the sky.
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00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,675
There!
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Your rubble is still a little bit
higher than the others, so let's just...
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There. Welcome to
the real world, baby.
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He would not let
Maggie's creativity flower.
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Mediocrity rules!
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All right, Maggie. Today
is parent/teacher day,
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so I want everyone to see how uncreative
and beaten down you've become.
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That's right. You're beaten down.
Yes, you are.
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I don't know how you put up
with all these kids, Toohey.
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If I were you, there'd be
a lot of strangled babies.
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Now let's see what your
children have clone, shall we?
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00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:34,757
Don't brace yourselves.
You will believe your eyes.
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00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,807
You will be tried
as a toddler!
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00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,103
Babies and gentlemen
of the jury.
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This child's crime was to remind the
rest of us that we are merely ordinary.
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When a blade of grass rises above
the others, do we applaud it?
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No! We cut it down!
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I recommend nine time-outs
served consecutively.
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Throughout the ages,
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00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,922
the finger painter, the Play-Doh
sculptor, the Lincoln Logger,
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00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,966
stood alone against the
daycare teacher of her time.
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00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,886
She did not live
to earn approval stickers.
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She lived for herself, that
she might achieve things
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00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,016
that are the glory
of all humanity.
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These are my terms. I do not
care to play by any others.
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And now, if the court will
allow me, it's naptime.
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00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,447
Maggie grew up to be
a world-famous architect.
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00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,409
Her building became one of
the wonders of the world.
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And on the very top floor
was a daycare center,
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00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,587
where every child was free
to follow their dream.
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Because nothing is...
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Maggie,
get away from there!
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Bad baby!
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Ho-hi.
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00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:17,443
Ho-hi, ho-hi
It's time to say goodbye.
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00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,778
If Disney sues
we'll claim their use.
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00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:24,533
Ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi.
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00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:30,956
Ho-hi, ho-hi,
there's nothing we won't try.
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00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,292
We'll get take-out
and then make out.
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We're bi, we're bi,
we're bi, we're bi.
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