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The Simpsons.
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Care to try our
new sciencewater?
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The label
is all in lower case.
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It's like drinking
e.e. cummings.
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And each of our flavors
is named after a real word!
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Nourish.
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Vitality.
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Purple.
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Potato Lime.
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Oh-I Love the .908-
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New Car Smell.
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Excuse me. I'm feeling
a little over-hydrated.
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That's normal. It just means
your bladder's full of science.
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Now if you'll excuse me, our
company just went bankrupt.
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Gotta find
a place to tinkle!
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Language!
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Schools have bathrooms.
And I'm a woman,
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so my going in unattended
won't cause a panic.
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Hey, Mrs. Simpson.
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Janey.
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That's Bart's class.
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Lousy teachers.
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Lousy hangover.
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This school has
really gone downhill.
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That's an awfully
crowded classroom.
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Three, two, one.
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Okay, children, I've
just been granted tenure,
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so I'm gonna sit back and
let Ralph teach for awhile.
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Class, in what year
was one plus one?
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The answer is
the Amazing Ralph!
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The only person getting an
education here today was me,
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in how bad it is!
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Mrs. Simpson,
let me pour you a drink.
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Scotch? Vodka? Gin?
I got everything you want.
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I want my kids
in a decent school!
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Hey, I want the "check engine"
light on my dashboard to shut off,
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but that ain't gonna happen.
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And because of cutbacks, they
were combining math with P.E.
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They were playing
dodgebook!
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Look at this. Springfield
Elementary's rating is so low,
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it's more than two standard
deviations below the norm!
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I can't understand
that math reference
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because I went to
Springfield Elementary!
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My cousin goes to a much better school.
He lives in Waverly Hills.
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Their school system's
the best!
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Their auditorium and their
gym are two different rooms.
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We can't afford
to move to Waverly Hills.
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Their house prices
have commas in them.
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As it is, our lawn
is just green-painted cement.
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I just wish I could go to a school
like that even for one week.
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'Tis better to have learned and lost
than never to have learned at all.
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What if we got a
small apartment there?
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We wouldn't have to
live in it,
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but we would have
a Waverly Hills address.
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Mom, that's brilliant!
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We could go to a school where
special doesn't always mean bad
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and where the teachers don't have
to moonlight as telemarketers.
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As you know, the music of
Air Supply is timeless.
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And now their 50 biggest hits
are on four CDs.
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Wait, wait, wait. You're
putting us in a new school?
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What about my friends?
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Oh! Elementary school
friends, those are forever!
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You're always gonna be
friends with Milhouse!
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Stand by me
Oh, stand by me.
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Oh, stand now, stand
by me, stand by me.
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I need to rent an apartment in
the worst part of Waverly Hills,
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the crappier the better.
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Ah, so cheap, eh?
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Ahso sheepay to you.
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I can't afford this place.
It's way too fancy.
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Sometimes there's
not a train going by.
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Four walls?
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I was thinking more of
something in a two or three.
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No windows, no parking
and a man died here.
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Play it cool, Homer. Don't
let her know it's perfect.
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Yeah...
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Well, I'm looking at a lot
of murder sites right now.
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Where's the bedroom?
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Right here.
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Tempting, tempting.
Where's the bathroom?
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In the Ethiopian restaurant
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at the end of the block.
I'll take it!
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Waverly Hills.
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That's where I want to be!
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Gimme gimme
Gimme gimme.
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Squatting
in Waverly Hills.
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Waverly Hills.
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Get education fraudulently.
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Gimme gimme
Gimme gimme.
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Mooching off
Waverly Hills.
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Well, welcome to
Waverly Hills.
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Your children can start
school immediately.
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Thank you.
Now,
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you'll be getting a random visit from
the inspector sometime this month.
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The what?
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It's just a formality
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to make sure
you actually live here.
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Some people use the address just so
their kids can go to our schools.
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I can see them now with their bald
heads and their blue-haired wives!
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How I despise them.
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Yeah. Well, here's
our inspector now.
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Call it, friendo.
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Heads! I mean, tails!
I mean, on its side!
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Well done. Now let me
validate your parking.
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That's not enough.
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Thank you.
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Goodnight, Marge.
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It's so kind of you to live there so
our kids can go to a better school.
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When do I get to
move back home?
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You just have to
stay there
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until that psychopathic school
inspector makes a surprise visit.
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You can come home
when the heat's off.
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The heat is off. The hissing
from the radiator is a snake.
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Please just stay there till
Bart graduates high school.
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That's another
20 or 30 years!
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Where am I?
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Wow! Your first day
at the new school.
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Lisa, have fun.
Bart, don't.
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Look at this place. It's
everything I've ever dreamed of.
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On campus stables!
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Field trips to Europe!
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Oh, my God. Look what they
serve in the cafeteria.
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Welcome. I'm your new
principal, Dr. Bettelheim.
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Ooh! A doctorate!
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Wait! Don't matriculate
those students!
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Principal Skinner?
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We need Lisa Simpson at
Springfield Elementary.
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She's our top student and she writes the
fun facts in the morning announcements.
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Skinner!
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Bettelheim.
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Superintendent Chalmers! What
are you doing at another school?
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Seymour, as superintendent, I
supervise every school in the district.
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So, you're overseeing
other people?
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I'm sorry if you
misunderstood our arrangement.
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What am I supposed
to tell our children?
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They already know. And
they're happy for me.
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Hey, neighbor.
Welcome to the jungle,
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also known as, "Royal
Waverly Apartments."
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Brought you
a housewarming present.
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That was great! You mind
if I use that at work?
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It's yours,
my friend.
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Hey, are you
into poker?
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Well, I love to play,
but I'm not very good.
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Also, I always forget to cash
my chips back in for money.
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This man crush
just got bromantic.
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You make words into dudes!
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Guy five!
Yeah!
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Hi, newbie. I'm
Caitlin with a
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This is Kaitlyn with a
And this is Kate Lynn, two words.
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I'm Lisa, one word.
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So, Lisa, what's your
favorite Alaska Nebraska song?
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Mine's Touch a Star.
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Mine's Make It Yours:
The Star Song.
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Who's Alaska Nebraska?
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Who's Alaska Nebraska?
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Only the greatest 16-year-old
singer/actress in the world!
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Do you even know
how lame you are?
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I should warn you.
By using the term "lame,"
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you're violating the Americans
with Disabilities Act.
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Ew! That makes
you even lamer!
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Bfillus?
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Nice work.
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But I always get A's!
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At my old school,
I got so many A's,
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the teachers didn't
even check my work!
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Maybe that's why
you got so many A's.
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Oh, my God.
You've been challenged.
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Well, Lisa, let's see
how you respond.
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Bart, at this school, I'm
not a brain, I'm not popular,
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I'm not anything!
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Not to worry. At this school,
we've got a clean slate.
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In fact, I'm establishing
my cred right now.
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Got you!
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Come on!
Hey!
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Take this as a warning, kids. Bart
Simpson is the ultimate bad boy.
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Befriend him and you'll
wind up just like him,
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a rebel who does
what he wants when he wants.
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Wow. Come on,
tough guy. Let's go.
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He's so bad!
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Okay, I held up
my side of the bargain.
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Now you have to go to
Ralphie's birthday party.
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A deal's a deal.
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And you'll stay
till we cut the cake.
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Fine. I want
one gift bag now,
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and one when
the party's over.
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Fine, you got it.
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You wanted
a powwow, Chief?
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I know you been dealing
drugs at the high school.
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But I'll look the other way if
you come to Ralphie's party.
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I ain't gonna pin
no tail on no donkey!
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Look, just come to the party.
It's gonna be fun.
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Batman's gonna be there!
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Batman?
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I ain't messing with
no caped crusader.
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Wow.
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I wonder
what he did?
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I heard he burned down
his old school.
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00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,414
I heard he killed
a groundskeeper.
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00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,500
Oh, my.
That's a bit rough.
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00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:15,591
Now to turn my sis from
loser to schmoozer.
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Que' pasa, ladies?
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You're that
bad boy.
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What do you want
from us, bad boy?
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Don't tell anyone
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but my sister Lisa is best
friends with Alaska Nebraska.
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Get out of here!
No way!
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You so lie!
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She didn't even know
who Alaska Nebraska was.
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Duh! She said that because
she respects Alaska's privacy,
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just as I have no doubt you guys
will respect Lisa's privacy.
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We're approaching
bandwidth overload, sir.
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It's gossip at
Waverly Elementary.
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How juicy is it?
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The juiciest!
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Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Caitlin.
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She knows my name!
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No, she knows
my name!
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00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,562
Bart, your plan
worked.
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My plan was to lie, lie like
hell, and that's what I did.
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Well, well.
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It seems like someone forgot
about a previous engagement
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at the bowling alley
from 2:00 to 4:30!
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Get him
and string him up!
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"You have the right
to be delighted.
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"If you do not have a gift,
one will be provided for you."
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It's open.
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Marge, I'm glad you came!
There's a kegger down the hall.
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We can go as soon as I
desecrate this corpse.
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I'm sorry, Marge.
Where are my manners?
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Did you want to taunt my kill, also?
Press the X button.
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I'm doing it!
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I'll get us
some brewskis.
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Cup, m'lady? Or would you care
to funnel it down thy throat?
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Definitely a cup.
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Foam wasn't
spilt in a day.
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Dude, your date
is hot.
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Does she have
a sister?
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Two, actually. Twins.
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Twins!
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I was an astronaut for a little bit.
So many rules.
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Your hair smells nice.
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00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,224
Listen. I got a place
down the hall.
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Let's go.
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So were you two in the
same accident or what?
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We don't need a bed. We're
not gonna be sleeping.
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Woo-how.!
247
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,747
We're not the only ones
having a good time.
248
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,499
What in God's name
was I thinking?
249
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,045
Maybe you could
over again.
250
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,839
I'll cook you my special
microwave burritos.
251
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:46,218
I stop the oven when the middle
is still a little bit frozen.
252
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:51,390
You know what a girl likes, mister.
So can I see you again?
253
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:55,519
How about you, me and
my wife have a two-way?
254
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,981
Hi.
255
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,359
Lisa, I re-graded yourpaper
from the other day
256
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,443
and you got an A.
257
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,528
Really?
258
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,614
My kid's a huge
Alaska Nebraska fan.
259
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,408
If she could somehow get an
autographed photo or t-shirt,
260
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,869
that would be
A+ in my book.
261
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,246
Did you just wink at me?
262
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,415
Oh, look. There are pumpkin
stickers on the floor.
263
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,602
They must have fallen off
your homework for next week,
264
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,336
which you don't
have to hand in.
265
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:27,259
I didn't think I'd get a fresh
start like this till junior high.
266
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,476
Even the Ralph of this
school speaks French.
267
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,149
I love tapas.
268
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,528
It's like appetizers for
a meal that never comes.
269
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,614
Try the “an
de Ieche de cabra.
270
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,033
Be sure to dig around
in the gunk.
271
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,246
Homie!
272
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,499
A key to your apartment.
273
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,503
And I've got
a present for you.
274
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:06,382
But you'll have to wait till
we're back at the apartment.
275
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,426
Why can't I have it now?
You got your present here.
276
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,929
Basic fairness
dictates... Oh!
277
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,393
Caitlin, hi. Do a reading
at your bat mitzvah?
278
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:23,023
Now my bat mitzvah means something.
By the way, I was wondering.
279
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,401
There's this Alaska Nebraska
concert this weekend,
280
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,319
and the tickets
are all sold out.
281
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,821
Well, if it's sold out,
282
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:32,700
even Alaska Nebraska's best friend
couldn't do anything about that.
283
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,244
Can't build more seats.
284
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,746
Then get us backstage passes.
285
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,250
Surprise!
286
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,711
I redecorated!
287
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,589
Where are my video games,
my X-Box? My Wii?
288
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:51,760
You don't need a Wii now that I'm
here, because you and me make us.
289
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,346
You know, you're starting to
remind me a lot of my first wife.
290
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,057
We can talk about that
after brunch with my mother.
291
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,521
Miss Nebraska,
292
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,649
your purified water and
fried chicken skins are here.
293
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:13,240
I am so tired
of fans in my food.
294
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:17,953
Alaska, we've never met, but
everyone thinks I'm your best friend.
295
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,496
Wait, wait.
Let me guess.
296
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,832
I'm supposed to give
all your best friends
297
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,876
front row seats
and backstage passes.
298
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,044
Could you?
299
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,462
First, riddle me this.
300
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,881
What's your favorite
episode of my show?
301
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,216
You have a show?
302
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,386
Look, can you
please, please
303
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,389
help a poor little girl who
was just trying to fit in?
304
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,892
It's what half your
songs are about.
305
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,520
You know what? I was a little
girl who didn't fit in, either.
306
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,899
So you know what I did? I
got a new nose, I got famous,
307
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,735
and now I date the starting point
guard for the L.A. Clippers.
308
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,155
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go meditate and smoke.
309
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,409
Wait. I want to
ask you something.
310
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,870
Could you tell I lip-synched
that whole speech?
311
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,540
You know what? I was a
little girl who didn't fit in, either.
312
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,335
So you know what I did?
I got a new nose. I...
313
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,628
That's amazing.
314
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,004
I know. Security.
315
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,341
You know, I think those shirts
should say "Insecurity."
316
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,927
Because if you feel you have to
put what you are on your shirt,
317
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,595
then I feel
sorry for you.
318
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,473
Do you feel sorry for me?
Guess not.
319
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,397
Where have you been?
We have mirrors to hang!
320
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,523
I went to a movie.
321
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,483
Without me?
How'd you get there?
322
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,277
I drove.
Without me?
323
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,071
Sometimes I think this
50-square-foot apartment
324
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,739
isn't big enough
for the both of us!
325
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,950
Fine! You can have
your key back!
326
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,620
I got it halfway.
327
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,289
It went back.
328
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,085
City inspector.
329
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:54,216
I'm here to verify that this is the
residence of Bart and Lisa Simpson.
330
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,734
Hello, friendos.
331
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,823
Here comes Lisa with
our backstage passes.
332
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,116
Yay!
333
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,577
People, I'm not
who you think I am.
334
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,830
I'm just a transfer student who
wanted to make some friends.
335
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,292
Yes, I lied to you. But you
only liked me because of a lie.
336
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,543
So if you think about it...
337
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,878
Get the liar!
338
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,514
Those are
last year's shoes!
339
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,558
Kill her!
Also, it's Lisa!
340
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,934
Kill her twice!
341
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,022
Go, Dog. Go
with pages missing.
342
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,776
Lego spaceship,
poorly assembled.
343
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:58,030
Clearly this is the home of
elementary school children. Too bad.
344
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:02,034
I was looking forward to killing you
and making it look like a suicide.
345
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,078
Thank you, friendo.
346
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,537
I am not
your friendo.
347
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,955
But I thought...
348
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,874
You said...
349
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:13,420
Mom! Dad! I have to leave Waverly
Hills and never come back!
350
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,505
I gotta get back, too!
351
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,941
I just remembered I was playing
hide and seek with Milhouse.
352
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,469
Three weeks? This has gotta
be some kind of record!
353
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,554
I can%leave
my bachelor pad.
354
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,847
My bros
will miss me.
355
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,015
No, we won't.
356
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,434
Your comments when we
watch movies aren't funny.
357
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,729
Why do you watch comedies if you
don't want to hear more jokes?
358
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:35,984
Please. I just want to go back to a
place where I'm ostracized for being me,
359
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,945
not for who
I pretend to be.
360
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,281
What do you think, Marge? Maybe
we've outgrown our first apartment.
361
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,536
Yeah. A house in the suburbs
does sound pretty nice right now,
362
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,206
although I am gonna miss
our little love nest.
363
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,924
Get a room!
364
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,759
Come on, boy. Be cool.
But...
365
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,594
Be cool or
you're grounded.
366
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,853
Waverly Hills.
367
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,814
That's where I want to be!
368
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,983
Gimme gimme
Gimme gimme.
369
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,610
Squatting in Waverly Hills.
370
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,946
Waverly Hills.
371
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,991
Get education fraudulently.
372
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,285
Gimme gimme
Gimme gimme.
373
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,079
Mooching off
Waverly Hills.
374
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:56,899
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