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The Simpsons.
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I see stars!
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Bart!
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O Mardi
Gras, O Mardi Gras.
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You see a lot of boobies.
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Boy, where are my
zydeco records?
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There's twelve more boxes
and they all sound the same.
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I know they do. But the
Simpson Mardi Gras party
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has been a tradition since
two days before you were born.
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And we spare no expense!
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What about my birthday party?
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This counts as that.
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Ladies, how are you
doing with the float?
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Fine. But I wish you'd
picked an easier theme
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than Super Jet
Dinosaur Fun Monkeys.
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What does that even mean?
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Homie, every year this
party gets a little bigger.
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I'm afraid it's growing
outofhand.
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Hey, Homer, I have
some distant relatives
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that I never see
except for this party.
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Can I bring them
to the party?
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No problem.
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Just so you know, some of them
act like they hate America.
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But what they really hate
are Americans.
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Marge, lighten up. Even
Grampa's enjoying himself.
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I officially declare this private
party in some guy's backyard open!
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It's my wife! Everyone, pretend
this is a trade seminar in Zurich.
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I can't talk now, dear.
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It's 4:00 in the morning
here in Zurich.
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I... Oh, right.
We came together.
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Hey! There you go!
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Eat my food!
Drink of my drink!
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Put your coat on my
daughter's bed, I command you!
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Your majesty, did you remember
to invite Ned Flanders?
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As the worm said to
the plate of spaghetti, I...
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Fine. I'll invite him. But he
has to wear the outfit I choose.
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Hey, Flanders. Listen,
we're having a party.
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Inoflced.
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So, anyway, if you're
not doing anything,
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and it looks like you are,
you're welcome to stop by or not!
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Well, Homer, maybe I could use a
break from the old weed and feed.
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Man, you really
are into me, huh?
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What are you?
Some kind of talking dog?
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Sure.
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Three, two, one.
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It's Ash Wednesday, everybody!
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Set down your gins
and confess your sins!
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Homer, I always wonder,
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how can you afford this
party year after year?
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Because I have this magical
thing called a home equity loan.
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I borrow all the money I want and
the house gets stuck with the bill.
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Sucker.
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I'm not sure
that's how it works.
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Fine, Mr. Skeptical.
Give me back your beads!
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But... But... But...
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Beads, please.
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Homie, do you know
anything about this?
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Marge, don't worry.
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It's like when we stopped
paying the phone bill.
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They stopped calling us.
In fact, everyone did.
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I think we should go see
our mortgage broker.
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Oh, man.
Who'd think the first day
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of Lent would be
such a bummer?
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Let's see here.
A balloon payment,
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37 % interest
compounded every minute,
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not understanding
the contract fee
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and here's your
new monthly payment.
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That number's so big
it has a comma.
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Wait. I left out a zero.
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Listen, you!
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When you gave me that money,
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you said I wouldn't have to
repay it till the future!
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This isn't the future!
It's the lousy, stinking now!
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Now calm down. This country
takes care of its middle class.
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Now, don't be sore
at the banks.
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Hell, we fired our CEO and he
barely got out with $50 million.
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That poor man. Is he okay?
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Well, as okay as you can be
in the north of France.
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Now here's a free tip from me. Learn
to make soup from rocks and grass.
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And what will I cook
that soup on?
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Come on, Marge. You got the sun.
You got hobo fires.
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I can't do all
the work for you.
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I worked so hard to make
this house into a home,
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and now somebody else
is just going to take it.
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Marge, I'm so sorry.
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Why are you here?
You already own a home.
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Hey, our au pair
has to live somewhere.
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This crap shack makes your guest
room look like Winter Palace.
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I know. I know.
But Bernice wants you out.
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Don't worry, honey.
We'll come out ahead.
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I ripped all the copper wire
out of the walls.
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Did you remember
to disconnect it first?
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Did I what now?
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I know I shouldn't get
too attached to a building,
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but that's where Lisa
took her first step.
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The kids' height,
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Homer's weight.
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This is so hard because I always
thought Mom was the strong one.
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She is. Look.
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Goodbye.
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For sale,
742 Evergreen Terrace,
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detached single-family dwelling.
Now who will start me off?
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Anybody ever get murdered
in this house?
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No.
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Thank you for your time.
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$100,000.
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Sir, what exactly do you
plan to do with this place?
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I need a place to
store my cufflinks.
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Let's go, kids.
I can't watch anymore.
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I have $100,000, going once.
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Going twice.
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$101,000!
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Pass. I've already lifted this
thing once today. I'm not Hercules.
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Sold! Okay, folks.
Hand in your paddles.
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Round ends together, please.
Round end...
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What is this?
Randomly-tossing-your-paddle day?
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Ned, you bought our house.
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Why?
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So I can rent it back to you.
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Just pay what you can till
you get back on your feet.
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Ned Flanders, I can't believe
what you doodily-did for us.
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Well, as the ocean said to the
dirt, I appreciate the sediment.
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And on the zillionth day,
God created hugs!
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And it was good!
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Come on, kids. Let's take
our stuff back inside.
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Better let me go first. I left a little
surprise upstairs for the new owner.
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For he's
a fabulous Flanders.
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Which nobody can deny.
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He saved our ass.
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Okay, everyone, squeeze in!
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Evil triumphs again.
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Homie, the faucet
won't stop leaking.
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No problem. Just let Sir
Fix-A-Lot slay this chore.
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Next problem.
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Say, Homer, why don't you let
me take a peek at that leak?
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Ned, please.
You're our guest.
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Well, actually,
as your landlord,
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repairs are my responsibility.
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I'll just get my tools.
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Try her now, Marge.
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Hot comes out of hot.
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It's like I'm dreaming.
Thank you, Ned.
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Well, I guess
I'd better be...
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Do you have time to look at
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a few other leaks, faulty wires
and dangerous mold conditions?
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Well, as you are my
tenants, I'll see what I can do.
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Well, let's see what else
is in the job jar.
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It's so beautiful.
No two are exactly alike,
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though many of them
are very similar.
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I'm back, baby!
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It's irresistible!
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You ask him to do
something and he does it.
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He's like a genie.
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When I was putting new
insulation in your attic,
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I slipped on this lamp,
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and really banged my head.
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So unless you have
anything else for me...
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No, no. I'm just happy I
can finally serve this cake.
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Hello?
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Ned, I think
we have a gas leak!
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Well, sorry. I just had
my glass of warm milk,
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which means I am
closed for business.
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He won't come over!
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He what?
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Flanders, landlords like you
are the scum of the earth!
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You lounge around in your Ed
McMansions and we never see you
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unless the rent check's late!
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The rent check is late.
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Some friend you are!
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The minute you become our landlord,
you expect us to pay rent?
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You'd betterjust pray I don't
find out where you live!
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Bart! Don't forget
to turn the chicken.
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People like Flanders
make me sick.
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If I was Marge's landlord,
I'd fix her pipes
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and I'd shower her
with flowers
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and take her on a romantic
getaway to the South Seas
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and I'd never return.
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Yeah, you'd treat her right.
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Well, here's how you
get back at Flanders.
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You go to the media
and you get them to expose
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what a horrible person
he really is.
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Oh, right.
Like Dateline did to you.
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Yeah, three times.
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The last one was nominated for
a Peabody, whatever that is.
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This is Kent Brockman with a
Channel 6 exclusive, "The Evil Ned."
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742 Evergreen Terrace, a tiny
slice of suburban heaven.
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But like dating an actress,
what seemed like heaven
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soon turned to hell.
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We live in a
house that is trying to kill us.
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Hey, Dad.
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Who is this "Dad" you
speak of, Lisa Simpson?
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You want a cookie, Dad?
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Yes.
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Squeaky stair here,
scary portrait there.
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Poltergeist in the closet.
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I died when Homer sat on me.
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Why you little...
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I'm the victim here!
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So who is responsible
for these outrages?
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The man whose side of the story
we didn't even bother to get,
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Ned Flanders,
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the worst person
who ever lived.
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Let's see what else is on.
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Oh, this is good.
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Homer Simpson, I took pity on
you, and what do I get in return?
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A kick in the kadiddle hopper!
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Kadiddle hopper!
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It's not funny.
That's how I swear.
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Fine. You're mad. What
are you gonna do about it?
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When the month is up,
I want you out!
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Fine!
I'll get another neighbor
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to buy the house
and let us live in it.
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We won't do it!
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Your leaving is
our Christmas!
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Flanders, you wouldn't throw
us out on Christmas, would you?
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What? Who is that?
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It is me, Jesus.
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I have come from my workshop
in the North Pole to say,
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don't evict the Simpsons!
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Say, Jesus, what was the name
of the son of Zachariah?
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It was... Do you have
a computer nearby?
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He's nailing something
to our door.
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I wonder if it's theses.
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That's gross.
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Homie, I think it's
an eviction notice.
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We're gonna be homeless like
Lucille Ball in the Stone Pillow!
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Don't worry, Marge.
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According to this chapter
book, we have a secret weapon.
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"Evictee will be granted
a stay of eviction
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"if said household includes
a resident aged 65 or over."
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Finally, a practical use
for my father.
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Whee! I'm gonna live like
a human in a real house.
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What's the catch?
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I'm using you.
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For what?
My own devices.
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All right.
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Tell the world
what you saw here.
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I'm gonna miss putting makeup
on him while he sleeps.
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I've already moved on.
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Hey, Flanders.
You can't evict us
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because a senior's
living here now!
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You're never too old to
ruin things for the young.
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Will you kids knock it off!
I'm trying to watch badminton!
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Dad, we've been trapped
in the house for days.
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Can't we play outside?
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Yeah. Without the sun, my hair
is reverting to its natural red.
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I don't want to be called
Rusty again. I don't!
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You know, it says here that
Grampa has to remain in the house,
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but we don't.
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How about a family outing?
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Family outing?
I'll start. Lisa's gay!
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Right. 'Cause I wouldn't want
to be gay like my heroes,
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Billie Jean King, Susan
Sontag, Sappho of Lesbos
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and, lsuspecL
Peppermint Patty.
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Well, I guess we could
take a quick walk.
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00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,636
We'll keep Grampa
occupied with this DVD
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of Dwight Eisenhower
talking about golf.
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00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,932
Now, when
I've got a downhill lie,
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I like to swing wide,
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00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,603
just like Patton did
when he swung past.
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00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,813
Kesselring's boys in
the Ardennes Forest.
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Let's watch.
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00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,450
This is what I call
living in the past.
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00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,874
So after I paid for
the ice cream cones,
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00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,877
I said thank you
and was on my way.
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We know, Dad. We were there.
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I know
it seems that way
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00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,051
because I'm such
a vivid storyteller.
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00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,720
Now here's another story
called "Bart's Mistake."
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00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,923
We were walking home when...
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00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,392
How could this have happened?
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00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,353
Because your father
lives with me now.
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00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,647
Flanders feeds
me people food!
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00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,482
Well, I can't
compete with that.
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00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,445
Oh, my God.
We're out on the street.
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00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,660
Honey, don't cry.
It could be worse.
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00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,246
At least it's not raining.
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00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,084
See? I told you it's not raining.
So we're just homeless.
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00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,757
Kids, if you get lost,
remember where we are,
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00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:16,262
75 beds from that wall and
100 beds from the crazy guy.
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00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,264
...probably
the best I've ever seen
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although he stole the idea
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00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,100
from Amelia Earhart so...
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00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,309
I hate this place!
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00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,437
The clothes they gave us are the
clothes we gave to charity last year.
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00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,065
There's a lesson here.
Life is fickle.
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00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,735
You should appreciate every...
Stop kicking, Bart!
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00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,779
But kicking is
the only toy I have.
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00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,782
That's not true. You have
bug bites you can scratch.
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00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,535
This is the lowest
we've sunk.
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00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,538
That's the answer!
Pawn to king's bishop four!
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00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,710
You two are the kind of tenants
every landlord dreams of.
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00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,546
Excellent credit.
Christian but not Baptist.
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00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,464
And let's see,
according to your application,
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you only have sex
for procreation.
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If that.
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00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,346
Well, now I'll just put
my John Hancock on the dock
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and you can give me
the key to the lock.
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00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,018
My ballpoint's all
clicked up for you.
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00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,144
No, thanks.
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00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,105
Don't believe in borrowing
things from the neighbor.
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00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,690
Lord, you said
love thy neighbor,
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00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,234
but you didn't have
to make it so easy.
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00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,029
What you got there,
Wolfie Goldberg?
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00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,739
Who's this?
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00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,117
That's just a family
who used to
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00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,079
make my life interesting.
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00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,457
I'll just add
my initials there.
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00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:31,420
For he's
a fabulous Flanders.
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00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,671
There.
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00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,591
Which nobody can deny.
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And there! Exciting.
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Folks...
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00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,391
And leased!
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00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,102
...I'm afraid
you can't live here.
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00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,355
Roger Dodger.
Back in the car, Nance.
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00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,190
Yay! But why?
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00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,734
Well, the people
who lived here before
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00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,612
weren't always the best
neighbors, but I love them.
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00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:00,616
And you can't be a saint unless
you live among the lepers.
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00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,949
I hope you don't mind.
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00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,244
And I hope you
won't mind when we sue.
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00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,871
I think you should.
The court papers
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00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,790
will be a great way
to stay in touch.
325
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,000
Well, hasn't this been
a peach of a breach?
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00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,378
We'll see you in court.
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00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:16,840
Flanders, I promise I'll never
abuse our friendship again.
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00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,276
It's okay if you
backslide a little.
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00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,343
Never!
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00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,804
Hooray for stupid Flanders!
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00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,306
The Simpsons are back!
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I really hate
this neighborhood.
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