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The Simpsons.
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Worst couch gag ever.
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Why do we have to go
to the rec center?
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I want to play
with my friends!
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When you're older, you'll
miss these fun activities.
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You're older. Why don't you
do these fun activities?
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Because no one's
making me. Bye-bye!
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Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu.
Ten thousand years of knowledge
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will be passed along to those
whose parents have signed
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a permission slip.
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The rest of you have just
purchased very expensive pajamas.
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Pardon me, master. But what
does a big fat wad like you
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know about Kung Fu?
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Kung Fu is not
about physique
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but the channeling
of one's energy,
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or chi.
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If you doubt my skill, please
feel free to attack at my signal.
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My Chi!
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Do we have
any more paints?
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My orange isn't the
orange of that orange.
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Just paint
the damn fruit!
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Lower your
expectations, Lisa.
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Public program,
public program.
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Stop! Stop! Juliet,
this is terrible!
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Your art is
personal and wrong!
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I was
painting with my heart.
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And if you
look carefully,
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you can see that the
knight is Josh Groban,
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our young century's
greatest vocalist.
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Oh! Another Grobanite.
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Excuse me. But I think her
painting is very imaginative.
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I suppose you'd like
to teach this class!
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Yes, I would.
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Class, everyone, please stop
and admire Juliet's painting.
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I do not need this! My
family owns a gas station!
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If you two thoughtful and creative
girls don't like the way I teach,
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there's a world
of fun, outside.
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See you!
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What are you staring at?
Everyone paint me twenty laps!
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Come on, fatty!
Keep up!
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So how come I've
never seen you around
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the Janet L. Munoz Robbins
Rec Center before?
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My father just took a position
at Springfield University.
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Are your parents
academics?
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Kinda.
Let's do some Groban.
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Everybody wants
Everybody wants.
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To be understood
To be understood.
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Well, I can hear you
Well, I can hear you.
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Everybody wants
Everybody wants.
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To be loved
To be loved.
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Don't give up
Don't give up.
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Because you are loved
Because you are loved.
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I need some candy
for a first play date,
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but I don't want to
come on too strong.
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M&M'S?
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Well, if I pick plain,
she'll think I'm cheap.
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But if I pick peanuts,
she may have an allergy.
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You just
killed her, Bart!
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How about Charleston Chew?
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What is this? Brooklyn in the fifties?
Don't just say stuff.
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You ask for my help
then you don't want it.
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Excuse me. But why not
consider an Almond Joy.
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It looks like you only brought
something for yourself.
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But then you just happen
to have two pieces!
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Finally
a real suggestion!
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If she doesn't like
coconut, you're screwed!
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Hi, Juliet.
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So what do you
want to do?
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I don't know. It's been so long
since I've had a play date.
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Not that I couldn't
get one if I wanted.
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My parents bought me a membership
card to the Folk Art Museum.
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Does it get you into
special exhibits?
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On Wednesdays.
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That's today!
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Folk art.
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So Lisa asked if her new
friend could stay for dinner.
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She's finally doing something
the book said she would.
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Won't last.
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Hey, Mom.
Can Juliet sleep over?
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Are your parents okay with that?
They never met us.
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We could be murderers.
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Could've been,
if we hadn't had kids.
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Juliet's father is the world's
foremost John Grisham scholar.
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He found several undiscovered
plot twists in The Client,
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and he proved that the real
villain in A Time to Kill
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is the legal
system itself.
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Told you, Marge.
Told you!
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Now we need a name for
our imaginary kingdom...
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I mean, queendom.
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How about Equalia?
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Equaha.
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Where everyone is equal
but we're in charge.
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I mean, somebody
has to be, right?
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Okay, you two.
Lights out.
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Lisa, do you want
to be best friends?
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Gosh, this is all
happening so fast.
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I don't know
what to say.
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Say yes. Say yes.
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I'd love to!
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Good night, Lisa.
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I have a best friend.
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You heard me say
that, didn't you?
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I did.
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We're still cool though, right?
We are.
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My best friend
is so cool.
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Mom, I'm meeting
Juliet after school!
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Great!
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Here are a few
best friend tips.
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Compliment her
hair and shoes.
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If her dog bites you, don't make
a big deal out of it, and...
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Friendship is like marriage.
The key is listening.
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Also, if her dog bites you,
don't make a big deal out of it.
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I just said that!
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Okay, honey. If it's that
important to you, you said it.
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We're at the end of chapter four.
But we need a grabber,
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a whammy, a snapperoo,
some eye mustard!
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I got it!
How about this?
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What if Queen Helvetica found
a rare two-horned unicorn?
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A twonicorn!
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Oh! I love your accent.
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"Twonicorn."
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You are definitely
doing the book on tape.
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And Queens Valedictoria
and Helvetica
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hid their beloved twonicorn
from the hungry ogre, Homeroni.
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Girls are so lame.
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Isn't that right,
headless Darth Vader?
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What's that? You
miss your girlfriend,
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armless Malibu Stacy
wrapped in hockey tape?
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Now, remember. Juliet's
family is very classy.
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So be on your
best behavior.
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Use as many big
words as possible.
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I call "computer." Bart,
you can have "doorbell."
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Nice doorbell.
Is it computerized?
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Hey, that was...
Homer!
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Well, we... I...
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You come up
with an excuse!
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Homer, isn't it wonderful
that my Juliet and your Lisa
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have become such
fast friends?
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If you
say so, m'lord.
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Dinner's ready.
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If you'll show me
to your bathroom,
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I'd like to pretend
to wash my hands.
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New friendship,
so full of promise.
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Much like a young Mitch McDeere
in John Grisham's The Firm.
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When they make
a movie from his books,
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does he get one
or two free tickets?
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It depends on the
production company.
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"He had much to
be happy about.
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"A brilliant mind and a solid
body that did not gain weight
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"and needed little sleep."
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Attention, everyone. Lisa
and I would like to perform
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a medley of Josh Groban's
12 most popular downloads.
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Juliet, I'm worried
this Josh Groban
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is becoming a bit of
an obsession for you.
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Let's just listen to
James Homer's soundtrack
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to The Pelican Brief,
shall we?
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Track three,
Researching the Brief.
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I hate track three!
I hate it! I hate it!
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I'll go get her.
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Hey, could you take a
look at a lump on my back?
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I'm not that
kind of doctor.
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I get it.
Here's 10 bucks.
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That's chewing gum.
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What a racket.
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Juliet, are you okay?
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I am now.
Don't you see them?
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See who?
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Our friends!
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The lords and
ladies of Equalia!
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Juliet, you're scaring
me just a little...
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Co-Queens Helvetica
and Valedictoria,
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we're so glad
you're finally here.
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I'm a giraffopus. I'm
uncomfortable in water and on land.
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A twonicorn!
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Toss me a treat!
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I didn't know
I could do that.
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And now hit "shuffle"
on the royal MyPod.
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So she dances.
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In and out of the crowd
like a glance.
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This romance is.
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From afar calling me silently.
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These be mini-pizzas made from
dragon eggs, Your Majesties.
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Mom, please
don't do that.
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Who is this mom
of which you speak?
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Mom, stop! This is
our thing, not yours.
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I'm just trying to...
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It's better
if you don't.
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Mr. And Mrs. Simpson,
we need to talk about Lisa.
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She's unfocused, scribbling nonsense,
living in a world of her own.
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Well, that's Bart
for you.
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We're talking about
Lisa, your daughter.
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Seems like you and I are always
talking about Bart, my son.
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Lisa has been seeing an
awful lot of her new friend.
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Yes. The one I've seen
on Lisa's Facebook page.
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I search all the
children's Facebook pages
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for unflattering
references to me.
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By the way, I enjoyed the
photos of your trip to Yosemite.
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That.
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We were actually just going
out for brunch and I got lost.
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But don't worry, Officer. We'll
definitely have a talk with the boy.
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I can't see
Juliet anymore?
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I thought you wanted me
to have a best friend!
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There are limits to how much
two people should be together!
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Well, you can't keep Juliet
and me apart! I'll...
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I'll disobey!
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I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
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You think you've got any
tricks I haven't seen?
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Bart Simpson,
age three.
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Bart Simpson, age ten.
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Juliet, what are
you doing here?
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I'm running away. And
you're coming with me.
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I'd love to!
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But I'm supposed to attend
the model UN this weekend.
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I'm the delegate
from Azerbaijan,
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and I'm threatening
a rice tariff.
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Lisa, I know how important
the model UN's work is.
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But Equalia needs you.
I need you.
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Okay, best friend.
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I remember when I was young and
I ran off to a land of equality.
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Name.
Dr. William McDougal.
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From now on, you're
Groundskeeper Willie. Next.
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This is where
we'll live.
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How did you
find this place?
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My family ate here
last week.
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It really went
downhill fast.
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But if you just believe,
anyplace can be Equalia.
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Oh, no.
Clam-Elot's is closed.
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I'm not surprised.
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Their clam chowder
smelled like soap.
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Yeah.
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I wonder if Lisa has threatened the
model UN with her rice tariff yet?
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I doubt it. Friday's usuallyjust
committee assignments
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and procedural rules.
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Mrs. Simpson!
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Hiya, Martin.
How's the model UN?
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Total chaos!
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We're two minutes away from a
roll call vote on a non-binding
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resolution and
no Azerbaijan!
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Are you saying
Lisa's not there?
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To the extent you can trust
the word of a Belgian, yes!
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Lisa ran away!
And it's all my fault!
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If I'd just let her continue
her obsessive relationship
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with that troubled little girl,
everything would've been fine.
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If I know my sister,
and unfortunately I do,
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she probably ran off to some
lame-o make-believe castle.
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A castle?
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00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,926
I know
where they are!
248
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,096
Wait! Hmm?
249
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,974
Is it someplace I'd have
to put on a tie? No.
250
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,768
Is it a place I'd look
overdressed if I did wear a tie?
251
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:18,936
You probably would.
252
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,063
What about a jacket and
jeans with a nice t-shirt?
253
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,273
Just go!
254
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,701
You know what I think
killed this place?
255
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,537
No one wanted to drive to the
middle of the forest for clams.
256
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,042
Let's go get
my little girl.
257
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,922
My family's here!
258
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,801
She's not here?
259
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,683
Girls in our hideout?
260
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,478
Now they'll tell people where we
go to stash our stolen peaches!
261
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,606
And to wait out
our bad haircuts.
262
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,608
We'd better tie them up.
263
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,362
This place is where we
came after my bar mitzvah.
264
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,281
You said you
weren't having one.
265
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,908
It was just family.
266
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,540
All these pictures of
seafood are making me hungry.
267
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,144
We'll get some cream for the peaches
while you guard the prisoners.
268
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,462
Don't screw it up,
butt brain!
269
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,548
At least my dad didn't
smoke after his stroke.
270
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,093
Juliet, I'm scared.
271
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,721
Shut your eyes and
you'll be in Equalia.
272
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,848
Equalia is not real!
273
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,226
Maybe not. But it's
better than this.
274
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,024
So the armies of the gnomes
and the elves faced off
275
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,402
on either side of the
hollow, broad axes poised.
276
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,738
With a fearsome cry,
they raced towards
277
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,408
the center of the battlefield,
banners aflutter in the breeze!
278
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,661
What comes next?
279
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,374
A battle to determine
the fate of Equalia.
280
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,792
But you wouldn't
be interested.
281
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,543
I have a wide variety
of interests.
282
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,629
Is there them
dragon things?
283
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,547
Isn't that
a little clichéd?
284
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,885
Yes! I mean, yes, there
are dragons, everywhere!
285
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:18,847
Green ones, Chinese
ones, chubby bald ones.
286
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,433
I like those ones!
Tell me about those!
287
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,646
"And so the queens..."
288
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,106
And the Me Dragon.
289
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:31,110
"...danced the minuet of
equality on a gossamer dewdrop."
290
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,573
What's going on here?
291
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,117
What's this?
292
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,120
An ambitious first novel by
the two brightest young writers
293
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,289
this side of the
Iowa Writers' Workshop.
294
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,541
I bet it'll
burn up good.
295
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,303
Put the book down!
296
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,930
Why should we,
butt brain?
297
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,558
For Equalia!
298
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,146
I am not a hero
299
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:11,483
I am not an angel
300
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,821
I am just a man.
301
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,949
Man who's trying
to love her.
302
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,910
Well, it looks
like we're safe.
303
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,162
Looks like.
304
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,832
Juliet, I don't want to
go to Equalia anymore.
305
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,042
What do you mean?
306
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,628
It's a special place. But I
need to live in the real world.
307
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,255
The real world?
308
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:37,676
The real world is for people who
can't imagine anything better.
309
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,261
Goodbye, Lisa.
310
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,348
Goodbye, Juliet.
311
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,601
Cuckoo.
312
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,440
"We have received your manuscript,
The Chronicles of Equalia."
313
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,650
Sounds promising so far!
314
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,946
"Unfortunately, it is not what
we're looking for at this time.
315
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,615
"Thank you for
thinking of us."
316
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,201
Rejected!
317
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,871
You got a letter all the
way from New York City,
318
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,706
and that's something.
319
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,500
And you know
what else, sweetie?
320
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,919
You and your friend,
Princess Nut Job,
321
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,546
inspired me to write
my own fantasy novel
322
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,965
based on my experiences
as a dad.
323
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,597
Okay, "Chapter One..."
324
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,813
Writing is hard!
325
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,151
Ladies and gentlemen,
Fall Out Boy!
326
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,534
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