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The Simpsons.
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O Christmas
Tree, O Christmas Tree.
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You're on the curb
and dead now.
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You're on the curb
and dead now.
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Your Christmas lights
are in the box.
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Your Christmas lights
are in the box.
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In two months
we will change the clocks.
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O Christmas Tree, O...
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They sure give the Christmas
spirit the bum's rush around here.
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And they've already started
exploiting the next holiday.
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So, young man,
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have you judged people by the
content of their character this year?
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Yes, Reverend Doctor.
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Lunch time!
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Free at last!
Free at last!
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Okay, remember our deal.
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Everyone gets to return one Christmas
present with no hurt feelings.
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I'm returning this
kitten calendar.
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I'm also returning
this kitten calendar.
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Kitten calendar.
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Hey, those are
15 month calendars!
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That gives you
three extra kittens!
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That's the last time I get you guys a
Christmas present at the last minute.
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Man, those are
ugly kittens.
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Mom! Dad! Our mall
got a Mapple Store!
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It's so sterile.
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MyPods. MyPhones.
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A Brainiac Bar.
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My question is the
following statement.
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Operating system 4.2
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has sloppier architecture
than a Tijuana anthill.
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Did you get peanut butter
in your Ethernet port again?
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No. I got mayonnaise
in the CD drive.
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I see you're admiring
our MyCube.
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It's fueled by dreams
and powered by imagination.
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What does it do?
You should ask yourself,
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"What can I do for it?"
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Okay, what can I
do for you?
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Please, I'm begging you!
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Sir, it's not even
turned on yet.
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But it's glowing.
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That light confirms
that it's off.
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I can't afford any
of your products.
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But can I buy some
fake white earbuds
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so people will think
I have a MyPod?
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Sure. Those are
called MyPhonies.
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And they cost $40.
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I'll never get
a Mapple anything.
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I hate
this MyPod!
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I can't watch movies
on a screen this small!
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And the music today,
don't get me started!
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I said don't
get me started!
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Come on! Isn't someone
gonna get me started?
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Let's go, Teeny.
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Maybe somebody at Old Navy
will get me started.
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Here, kid.
You take it.
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Thank you, Krusty.
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Don't thank me.
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Thank the Jewish Clown
Awards gift basket.
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I'm a Mapple person!
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We're all Mapple people.
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Sorry.
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Attention,
Mapple universe.
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Prepare for a live announcement
from Mapple Founder
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and Chief Imaginative
Officer, Steve Mobs.
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Steve Mobs!
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He's a genius!
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He's like a God who
knows what we want!
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Greetings. It is I. Your insanely
great leader, Steve Mobs.
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I'm speaking to you from Mapple
headquarters deep below the sea
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with an announcement that
will completely change
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the way you look
at everything.
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And that
announcement is...
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You're all losers!
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You think you're cool
because you buy a $500 phone
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with a picture
of a fruit on it?
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Well, guess what? They
cost 8 bucks to make
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and I pee on every one!
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I have made a fortune
off you chumps,
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and I've invested it
all in Microsoft.
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Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss
each other on a pile of your money!
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Traitor! Your heart is
blacker than your turtleneck!
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Who dares question the boss we fired
10 years ago and then brought back?
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It was
my brother, Bart!
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Flay him with your earbuds!
Flay him, I say!
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MyCube, take me away!
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Loving you is easy
'cause you're beautiful.
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Get him!
Get him good!
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Stupid angry mob,
chasing me
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because I shine a harsh
light on modern society.
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Now I know how
Dane Cook feels!
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Mmm. What's that
exotic aroma?
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Smells like a hamburger
cooked at a rug store.
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Hello. Would you
like some lamb?
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Whoa! All these years
I've been petting lambs
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when I should've been
shoving them in my mouth!
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I'm Bart.
I'm Bashir.
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My family and I just
moved here from Jordan.
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Jordan. That's on some
map somewhere, right?
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Bashir, introduce me
to your new friend.
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Bashir, you didn't tell
me you had a sister.
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Such a charmer.
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Would you like to
stay for dinner?
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Hey, I never refuse
food from strangers.
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Okay. You're new to our
school, so here's the deal.
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We call Skinner,
Skin Rash.
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Mr. Wiener
is Mr. Whiner.
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And Groundskeeper Willie,
Grounds Creeper Stupid.
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That's not clever.
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And I have so many
aspects you can mock.
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I'm poor. I'm dirty. I can't read or write.
I think movies are real.
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Okay, next.
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Here's the food at the cafeteria
that will make you sick.
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Coleslaw, tuna,
all chowders and gumbos.
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The only thing that's
safe is the pork chops.
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My religion says
I can never eat pork.
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A different religion?
Do not tell anyone that,
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because if the bullies around here
find out that you're different...
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Who's different?
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What's your name,
sweat stain?
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Bash“.
Bash Here'?
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I love a kid that comes
with directions!
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Okay, Bash Here,
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tell us where you came from so
we can punch you back there.
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I'm gonna
punch you extra hard
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because I secretly
think you're cute!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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You can't just wail
on him because he's...
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What religion
are you anyway?
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Muslim.
Oh, boy.
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You're the reason I can't carry
toothpaste on an airplane!
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Look, guys.
Everyone's different.
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Jimbo, you're Christian.
Dolph, you're Jewish.
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And Kearney, your family's
in that cult Moe started.
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I had to join. My
mom's doing the savior.
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I mean,
the one true Moe.
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You're the
one true Moe.
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Help me, oh, mighty Moe!
I can't.
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I'm not really a God. I was just
acting crazy to get out ofjury duty.
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Look at Lisa Simpson
over there by herself.
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Not talking to us,
her best friends.
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Do we hate her?
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Yes!
Yes!
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Lisa, we came to
tell you that we...
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Is that a MyPod?
Yeah!
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I've already downloaded
so much incredible music.
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Check out Moon Dreams, from
Miles Davis' Birth of the Cool.
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Or check out this
MyTunes exclusive episode
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of Itchy and Scratchy.
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Why?
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Stop!
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I love the nightlife
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I've got to boogie.
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On the disco round.
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Marge, I installed all
the low energy bulbs.
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What have you
done with the old ones?
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Disposed of them in an
environmentally-friendly manner.
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Milhouse is looking good.
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He's got contacts, changed color,
got a cool new catch phrase.
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Dad, that's Bashir,
my new friend.
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Bart forgot this, sir.
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Ilsir"?
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That's the kind of respect you'd have
to strangle out of an American kid.
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You know, Bart never told me he
had a handsome teenage brother.
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I'm really 38.
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Thirty-eight waist
I might believe.
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Hey, Carl. Got any idea
what direction Mecca's in?
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Why don't you
ask Homer?
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He ought to know by dint
of his son's new friend.
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Hey, Bashir's great.
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If Derek Jeter
married Mariah Carey,
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it wouldn't last, but I bet
they'd have a kid like him.
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Homer, this is serious.
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This Bashir kid is Muslim,
and therefore up to something.
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Well, I can't believe
that till I see
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a fictional TV program
espousing your point of view.
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All right.
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For the last time, Fayed. Where
did you hide the nerve gas?
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Under your Statue of Liberty's dress!
And she loved it!
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Oh, my God.
What can I do?
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Well, if you want to stop Bashir
and his war on American principles,
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you could discriminate against his
family in employment and housing.
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Yeah, that's
pretty patriotic.
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But I got a better idea.
Invite them over.
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A little dinner,
a little dessert.
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Then you Jack Bauer them into
giving you all their secrets.
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I guess
I have no choice.
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Homie, it's very
open-minded of you
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to have Bart's Muslim
friend's Muslim family over.
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Here's the plan, Marge.
You keep them talking.
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I'll be listening
and quietlyjudging.
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The doorbell will tell
you when they're here.
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So, how did
you two meet?
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We met while studying at Jordan
University of Science and Technology.
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Interesting.
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Why just the other day,
I was reading that
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science is used
to make bombs.
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Now bait the trap.
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Why don't I
get us dessert?
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I made us a little cake.
Care to cut?
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Watch this, Lenny.
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Not now! I got
soap in my eyes!
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No. Thank you.
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What's the matter? Don't
like the taste of freedom?
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Dad, these people
are my friends.
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Don't fear them just because
they have a different religion,
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a different culture and
their last name is bin Laden.
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Young man, you do not respect
us by disrespecting your father.
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I like the way
you Italians think.
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Shut up, old man.
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I think it is time
for us to go.
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That's it!
Ruin a perfect evening!
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You're teaching Bart a
terrible lesson of intolerance!
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I'm sorry.
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It's just so fun and easy to
judge people based on religion.
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Well, I want you to go over
to their house and apologize.
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But we're the more powerful
country for a few more years.
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Okay. I'll apologize.
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Don't eat that, sweetie.
It's poison.
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"I am sorry I suspected you of being
soulless murderers of innocent children.
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"I hope we can
move past this and..."
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Dynamite?
They are terrorists!
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Must leave quietly.
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So far, so good.
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Marge, I was right! Everybody
is whatever I think they are!
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I saw them
unloading dynamite!
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Homer, I'm sure you didn't see anything.
Go to sleep.
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All right, sweetie. But if I wake
up tomorrow, we'll discuss it.
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Hi, Homer!
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You rubbed.
You must like me!
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You really,
really like me!
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Good morning, Ramadan!
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Come to Crazy Fayedi's!
Our prices are Hussein!
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Here's Genie!
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Now do Flanders!
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Now I will destroy your
decadent western society.
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No!
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Usually that
ends the dream.
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The power of dreaming has
convinced me the threat is real!
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Delivery for
Lisa Simpson.
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It's a gift
from Mapple!
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Such beautiful packaging.
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I never thought a company
could be my soul mate.
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It's my first MyBill.
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$1,200?
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00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:37,144
But I only downloaded
1212 songs.
247
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:46,570
I gotta prove
the genie was right.
248
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,072
Off to work.
249
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:51,575
Sometimes I wish you would
quit that awful business.
250
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,245
But I love
blowing up buildings.
251
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,996
Oh, my God!
252
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,542
Safely and legally in order to
make room for new buildings.
253
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,793
Darling.
254
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,420
I think you're
working much too hard.
255
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,422
Yes. I am
killing myself.
256
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,216
But it is all
for the profit.
257
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,886
And after the explosion,
I will be in a better place.
258
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,890
That corner office
with the downtown view.
259
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,196
Oh, it's you.
What do you want?
260
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:33,242
I want to apologize for
being such a jerk at dinner.
261
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,494
And I thought the
best way to do that
262
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,539
would be to come to your
house and poke around.
263
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,834
Mr. Simpson, lacceptyour apology.
Goodbye.
264
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:45,838
Wait, wait, wait, wait! I read somewhere
your people are hospitable to guests.
265
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:46,964
Is that true?
266
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,716
Yes.
267
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,676
Praise be Oliver.
268
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,011
That's Allah.
269
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,555
We'll look it up
in the Corona.
270
00:16:56,765 --> 00:17:01,437
So, now that we're alone,
death to America, right?
271
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,482
Homer, why are you really here?
Look at that!
272
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,861
We're out of almond paste! Don't get up!
I'll grind the almonds myself!
273
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,239
A computer.
274
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,328
I'm in.
275
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,758
They're gonna
blow it up!
276
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,302
Homer, I don't hear
almond grinding.
277
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:37,514
Just listen!
I'm grinding them now.
278
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,645
My finger!
279
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,521
Here comes
the ambulance!
280
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,651
My, you're
a handsome fellow.
281
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,488
Just get in the ambulance, Mr. Simpson.
We'll see to your finger.
282
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,656
Why, thank you.
283
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,326
My finger!
284
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,872
Everyone, get out!
285
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,375
Run for your lives!
286
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,460
Run for your...
287
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,504
Stay where you are.
288
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,632
Bart!
289
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,428
Boy, don%
blow up this mall.
290
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,889
It has the cookie store
that gives free samples!
291
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,605
I can't believe your dad
gets paid to blow stuff up.
292
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,608
Actually, Bart, my job is
about math and engineering.
293
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,903
Every calculation is to make
sure the explosion is safe.
294
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,655
Did you factor
in one bald idiot?
295
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,031
No, I...
296
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,660
USA! USA! USA!
297
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,509
Dad, it was
an empty building.
298
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,594
It was supposed
to come down.
299
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,639
What about the bridge? That
was supposed to open tomorrow.
300
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,558
Do we really need
a bridge there?
301
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,560
The Duff brewery
is on that island.
302
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,732
I'll save you!
303
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,249
That banner has really paid
for itself over the years!
304
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,001
We accept
your apology.
305
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,004
Lisa, add another name
to our Christmas card list.
306
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,506
Next to
our Jewish friends.
307
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,550
Where is Lisa?
308
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:40,095
She said something about the bottom
of the ocean and "be back in a month."
309
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,685
Welcome to
Mapple headquarters.
310
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,772
The cost of this journey
will be added to your bill.
311
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,278
Come on. Come on. Yes!
312
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,280
Sixteen million results!
313
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,383
Mr. Mobs, there's a surface
dweller here to see you.
314
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,868
MyTunes user Jazzgal62.
315
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,204
Lisa Simpson.
Send her in.
316
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,586
Lisa! It's insanely
great to see you.
317
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:18,592
Mr. Mobs, I sort of downloaded
too many songs onto my MyPod,
318
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,887
and I don't have the
money to pay for them.
319
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:25,766
And do you think you could
consider a reduced payment plan?
320
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:29,686
I'm sorry. I know our posters
say, "Think differently,"
321
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,314
but our real slogan is,
"No refunds."
322
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:38,612
Can't you open your Mapple menu
and click on the "compassion bar"?
323
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,072
Oh, please?
324
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,659
Lisa, how would you like
to work for Mapple?
325
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,953
Would I ever!
326
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,496
Think differently.
327
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,832
Think differently.
328
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,167
Think differently.
329
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,505
Think differently.
330
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,726
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