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The Simpsons.
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Lemonade! Sweet sunshine
in your mouth!
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Buy a cup or I
punch my sister!
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It's true!
He's not bluffing!
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Maybe we should put a dollar
in the jar, prime the pump.
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What are we?
A piano bar?
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I'll take 15 lemonades.
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Make that 16.
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Lousy dog. If you had your
way, I'd walk you every day.
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Lemonade!
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Stop pushing.
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Six cups, please.
And put it on my tab.
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Keep moving, deadbeat.
Cash only.
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Fine. Lemonade's
for babies, anyways.
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I'm going to
Moe's for beer!
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Have fun drinking
your lemonade, babies!
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Lisa? Can Daddy
borrow your bike?
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I guess.
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Hey, Moe. Give me a...
Homer, shush.
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We're watching Krabappel try
to break up with Skinner.
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Seymour, I have something
difficult I want to say to you.
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I understand.
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It can be very difficult for
a woman to propose marriage.
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But I am willing to go
halfsies on a ring.
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Seymour... Excuse me.
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Any of you lugs want to break
up with my boyfriend for me?
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I'll buy you a beer.
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Seymour, Edna asked me
to talk to you.
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Splendid. Shall we discuss
music or the weather?
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No. This is about you.
Edna wants to break up.
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She wants to break up?
Yeah.
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With me?
Yeah.
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Look at it this way. You're
a free man, unlike me.
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You have all your hair,
unlike me.
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No kids tying you down
or a crippling mortgage
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that you
refinanced at 26%
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because a dancing Internet
cowboy told you to?
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Oh, God,
I hate my life.
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Gee, compared to you,
my life is one big half day.
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Exactly. You're good-looking.
You have a decent job.
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What lonely widow wouldn't
consider you an option?
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Thanks, Homer.
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I don't think the school pep
squad could've cheered me up more,
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and they were state
runners-up in 1997.
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Homer, that was amazing.
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He actually felt better coming out
of the breakup than he did going in.
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Say, Homer, you're
real good at this.
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Think you could dump my
girlfriend Doreen for me?
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Doreen, she's cheated
on you with everyone.
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Well, except for me.
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And I've showered her with gifts,
fancy soaps and massage oils
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and what have you.
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Here she comes.
Work your magic, Homer.
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Is Lenny here?
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I'm afraid Lenny's dead.
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What? I just
talked to him.
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And you will again because
he isn't really dead.
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Now this next piece of
news won't seem so bad.
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Lemonade! We want lemonade!
Lemonade! We want lemonade!
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Don't worry, folks. Our master
chef is stirring up a fresh batch.
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Stop that transaction!
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I'm a part-time field agent with the
Springfield Department of Commerce!
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Great gig.
It is a great gig.
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May I see your
vendor's license?
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I think it's...
We don't have one.
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35 cents? Where did
that come from?
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Can't be mine.
Must be yours!
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I don't care if it's 45
cents, I don't want it.
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Submit this form to
the license bureau.
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Until then, this
stand is closed!
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B0ys!
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Geez, I'm thirsty.
You got any lemonade?
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Not anymore!
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Come on, come on!
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I was halfway through an
operation when my license expired.
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I'll get to you just as soon as
I finish this crossword puzzle.
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Come on.
Let's go, buddy!
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I left bananas
in my car!
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Let's see, 10 across, Franklin
Roosevelt's middle name.
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Excitement!
Wait, that don't fit.
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Maybe you could
use some help.
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FDR's middle name,
Delano.
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Oxidized surface,
well, that's rusty.
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Bartenders serve them
"dirty." Ham sandwiches!
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No, martinis.
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Oh, right.
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One more word. Singer of Yentl.
13 letters!
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I got it!
Isaac Bashevis.
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Now give me my license!
Give everyone their license!
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What is a four
letter word for hero?
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Hero!
Yes. But I meant Lisa.
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Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
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Y'ello? Homer? It's your
old roommate, Grady.
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The gay guy?
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That's not all I am! Well,
it's a lot of what I am.
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Anyhoo, I heard how good you
are at breaking up couples.
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I need your help to
break up with Julio.
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Because I met someone new, someone
much more cool and refreshing.
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Got it.
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Marge, I'm going to
a hardcore gay club
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and I won't be home
till 3:00 in the morning!
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Have fun!
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Ay, caramba!
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Bart, I've fallen in
love with crosswords.
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It finally happened. You've
gone completely fruit loops.
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Froot Loops! That's
the answer to 38 down,
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Toucan's delight.
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No. I mean you're
loco in the coco!
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Cocoa! Ice rink drink.
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You're losing it!
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LOSin' If!
Risque '80s teen flick.
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Fine! Go nuts!
See if I care!
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Eye care.
Optician's concern.
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Thanks for your help,
Bart!
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BART. San Francisco
people mover!
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Speaking of San
Francisco people mover...
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Grady is
breaking up with me?
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You'll always have a
special place in his heart.
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In his what?
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Oh, baby, you are
the breakup king.
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You have made the seven minutes
that I'm gonna go without love
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so much more bearable.
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Anyone else want me to get
rid of that special someone?
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Okay, everyone. Rotate
one to your right.
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Guess what, Mom?
I'm a cruciverbalist!
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Another religion?
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You know, you're just gonna drop the
whole thing when you go to college
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and get
a Jewish boyfriend.
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Probably. But a cruciverbalist
is a fan of crossword puzzles,
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which I am.
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Me, too! I've been
doing them since 1958.
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Back then, we called
them alphabet hotels
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'cause every letter
gets its own little room.
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I still do the Springfield
Shopper puzzle every day.
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Let's see there...
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Grampa, everyone knows that
the only real test of skill
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is the New York Times puzzle,
edited by Will Shortz.
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"Will" and "Shorts,"
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two things I'm no longer
allowed to change by myself.
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Okay, back to
the real world.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Sure is.
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Who's driving the bus? What bus?
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Sweet Conclusions
Breakup Service.
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Oh, yes. We dispose of
your loved one humanely,
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thanks to our patented
Tenderdump system.
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I'll be there in 30 minutes
or your breakup is free!
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I'm leaving you, baby.
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With my clothes
in my hand.
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Farewell to you, baby
Get yourself a monkey man
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I'm leaving.
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With my clothes
in my hand.
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Farewell to you.
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Get yourself
a monkey man.
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Simpson!
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What in the blue blazes are you
doing to my hopscotching grids?
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I made them
into a crossword.
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Well, I'm a bit of
a puzzle-head myself.
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They help me wind down after
a day of dealing with Skinner!
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You called?
Made reference.
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My mistake.
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Lisa, I think you
might be ready for this.
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"Bald Man's
Basketball League"?
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Sorry. Wrong flier.
I meant this.
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"Citywide Crossword
Tournament"? Thank you!
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You're welcome.
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Now I have to go home and make sure
my pool boy is using his skimmer!
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You called?
You misheard.
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My mistake.
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Marge, if I had $100 for
every customer I'd broken up,
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I'd have exactly
this amount
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'cause that's
what I charge!
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Homie, I'm not sure about
this new business of yours.
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You're making it too easy
for couples to break up
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just because they
hit a rough patch.
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I know this is
hard on you.
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But in time, you'll come
to see it's for the best.
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That's one of your
breakup lines!
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What would've happened if there
was someone who could break us up
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every time I had
my doubts about you?
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Who are you?
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We are the spirits of the
relationships you killed.
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We're the babies those
couples would have had.
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And we're the antiques those
couples would have bought together.
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Get him,
chairs and babies!
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Homie?
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Marge, I'm getting out
of the breakup business,
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and I don't know if I'll
ever sleep soundly again.
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Well, maybe...
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Wow. So this is
what this is.
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Cruciverbalists from far
and wide have gathered here
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for a no-holds-barred
test of skill.
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Surely some holds
are barred?
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No, none.
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Well, it sounds really exciting
and you're a delightful young lady.
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Now if
you'll excuse me.
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Hey, what's going on?
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It's kind of a secret, so
shut the door most of the way.
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We found a way to make this
tournament interesting.
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We bet on the matches.
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Really? Well, I did bring
this envelope full of money.
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00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,099
And these days,
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betting in a bar is safer than any
stock, bond or real estate investment.
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Agreed. So who are
you gonna bet on?
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I want you to put it
all on my little girl.
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And parlay with
the Asian kid.
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He has a name,
you know.
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What is it? I don't know.
He's not my kid.
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Iwin!
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She won! And like any prudent gambler,
I know when to walk away... Never!
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Dah pretty ladies
around the world.
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Got a weird thing
to show you.
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So tell all
the boys and girls.
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Tell your brother, your
sister And your mama, too.
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'Cause they're
about to go down.
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And you'll know
just what to do.
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Wave your hands in the air
Like you don't care.
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Glide by the people As they
start to look and stare.
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Do your dance,
do your dance.
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Do your dance quick.
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Mama, come on baby
Tell me what's the word.
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Word up.
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Everybody say.
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When you hear the call
You've got to get it underway.
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Word up.
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Okay, everybody.
Take a break.
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Dad, I could actually
win this thing.
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And when you win,
I win.
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I'll explain that to
you on your deathbed.
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My only fear is,
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I always sabotage myself when
I'm on the verge of happiness.
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You what?
In my young life,
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I've seen that every time I'm
about to achieve true happiness,
234
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some little piece of me says,
"You don't deserve this."
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And another little piece
says, "I agree."
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Right, right! But will
it happen this time?
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With my luck,
I bet it will.
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It's practically
a sure thing.
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Contestants
to your boards.
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Wish me luck!
Just be yourself!
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I want to change my bet.
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I'm going against
my daughter!
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I'll take your money, but I
won't look you in the eye.
244
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,179
Fine. I won't look you
in the eye.
245
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,561
Have I made the bet yet?
I got it.
246
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,313
We're down to our
final two contestants.
247
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,733
But before they compete,
we would like to pay tribute
248
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:22,570
to all the words that have been removed
from the dictionary in the past year.
249
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:46,052
You know, my wife, Shirley, she's
the real crossword ace in our family.
250
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,554
Fills in those letters
fast as hail on a tin roof.
251
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,973
Ping-ping-ping,
she's done.
252
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,393
Shirley passed away two years ago.
But I'm still not over it.
253
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,228
That's so sad.
254
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,396
Hey, what can you do?
255
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,773
Life keeps
changing the music,
256
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:02,026
but you gotta keep up
the cha-cha-cha, huh?
257
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:12,953
Let's see. I'll spread some Q's around.
That'll get my brain going.
258
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:19,794
I dropped my glasses! Oh,
Shirley baby, I let you down.
259
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,426
Hey, there are no lenses
in these glasses.
260
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,221
Let's see. That's Enrico Fermi. And
there you got the Pet Shop Boys.
261
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,555
And cross the "T"
and zing the.
262
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,141
And skit-skat-skoodly,
I'm all the way home.
263
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,021
Lisa got hustled.
264
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,817
I blew it again.
265
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,026
She blew it again!
266
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,111
Woo-how.!
267
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,280
Here's your money, drenched
in your daughter's tears.
268
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,867
You know, for a bartender bookie,
you're awfully judgmental.
269
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292
Boy, Dad seems
awfully happy.
270
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,628
And there's something
different about him.
271
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,384
He bought new shoelaces
with fancy metal tips.
272
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,890
Dad, did you come into some
money we don't know about?
273
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,727
You got highlights
in your hair!
274
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,313
The sun did that.
275
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,733
And your car antenna has been
straightened and re-balled.
276
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,486
What's going on?
277
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,740
Well, sweetie, Daddy
made a little extra money
278
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,034
betting against you in
the crossword tournament.
279
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,661
You'll understand
when you're a parent
280
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,455
placing large wagers
against your own children.
281
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,332
I hope
you're not mad.
282
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,795
No, I'm not mad.
283
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,094
You sure
you're not mad?
284
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,597
No, I'm not mad.
285
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,018
You sure
you're not mad?
286
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,978
No, I'm not mad.
287
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,441
Mr. Teddy, can you
ask Lisa if she's mad?
288
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,861
What's that, Mr. Teddy? You're
saying that you know women.
289
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,489
And that when women say they're
not mad, they're madder than ever?
290
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,369
She's gone. Can you drive me home?
I'm a little drunk.
291
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,248
Lisa? Lisa?
292
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,503
Lisa, sweetie, please
look at your daddy.
293
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,965
You stopped being my daddy as
soon as you bet against me!
294
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,303
All I have now is a mom. Which is
why I'm taking her maiden name.
295
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,473
From now on,
I'm Lisa Bouvier!
296
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,437
Hey, Mr. S, Lisa B.
297
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,690
No!
298
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,984
Would you like to
buy some band candy?
299
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,986
Yes!
300
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,739
Lisa's mad at me,
301
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:57,243
and now she's using Marge's
maiden name instead of mine.
302
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,536
Homer, whatever you done
to that little girl,
303
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,956
you just gotta do something
even nicer to win her back.
304
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,540
She may never
take back your name,
305
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,810
but there's still a chance she'll
take you back as her daddy.
306
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:10,464
Wow. Nobody gives better parenting
advice than childless drunks.
307
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,343
So the name Lisa Simpson
is available, huh?
308
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,721
A lot of goodwill attached to that name.
I'm gonna take it.
309
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,100
Lisa's Tavern.
Lisa speaking.
310
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:31,110
Lisa, sweetie, I'm honored
that you chose my name,
311
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,444
but it's not
that great.
312
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:36,115
Back in high school, the boys
used to call me Marge Boobier.
313
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,951
Hey, Bouvier was Jackie
Kennedy's maiden name.
314
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,078
Really?
I never knew that.
315
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,789
Well, what did you think her
name was before it was Kennedy?
316
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,375
Jackie O!
Like SpaghettiOs!
317
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,836
I thought that was where
her money came from.
318
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:53,382
Look, why don't you cheer up by doing
a New York Times crossword puzzle, huh?
319
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,758
I'm through
with crosswords.
320
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,220
My innocence died in
those 441 little boxes.
321
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,265
It might be a fun way
to kill a couple hours.
322
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,808
A couple hours?
323
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,395
I can do the Sunday puzzle
in less than one hour.
324
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,981
"Couple of hours."
325
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,651
Last clue,
loses on purpose.
326
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,030
Diet!
327
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,034
Will Shortz,
you clever rascal.
328
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,662
And a new record time!
Wait a second.
329
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,623
"Dumb dad
sorry for his bet."
330
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,793
Wow. It's almost as if
Dad planted that message.
331
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,589
No. It must just be
a weird coincidence.
332
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:38,260
But what if it's not? It must be.
Or mustn't it not?
333
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,065
Dad, I know
this is crazy,
334
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,443
but did you plant a message to me in
the New York Times crossword puzzle?
335
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,029
Well, I had a little
help from this guy.
336
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,283
New York Times crossword
editor, Will Shortz!
337
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,953
And master puzzle
constructor, Merl Reagle!
338
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,538
I actually wrote
that crossword.
339
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,123
And I edited it.
340
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,792
Now get back to
crosswording!
341
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,168
Yes, sir.
342
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,630
Well, I must admit,
I'm kind of touched.
343
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,841
"Dumb dad sorry
for his bet." Nice.
344
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,552
You didn't get Homer's
whole message, Lisa.
345
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,637
I didn't?
346
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,973
Take a look at the first
letters of all the clues.
347
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:32,731
Dear Lisa,
you make me so happy.
348
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,776
Really, really,
really happy.
349
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:40,114
Sorry. He told me I needed 144 letters.
What was my point again?
350
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:45,994
Oh, right. Bouvier or
Simpson, I cherish you.
351
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,622
Oh, Dad.
352
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:54,753
Cherish is the word
I use to describe.
353
00:20:57,172 --> 00:21:03,053
All the feeling that I have
hiding here for you inside.
354
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:10,310
You don't know how many times
I've wished that I had told you.
355
00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,276
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