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The Simpsons.
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Stupid shopping list,
turning food into work.
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Bart! Look at me!
I'm doing something!
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You better
settle down, boy,
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or I'll drag you into the blind
spot of that security camera
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and beat you with one of those big thick
women's magazines with all the ads in it.
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Mr. Homer, why don't you
forget your worries with this,
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the last lottery ticket
on the roll.
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They say the last one
is lucky unlike all the others.
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Lucky, or not.
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You make a good case.
I'll take it!
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Dad! Look at me!
Look at me!
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Cannonball!
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I'll take that last
lottery ticket, Apu.
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Again!
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Lwon! Lwon!
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$50,000!
Ponder this, Homer.
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This ticket would've been yours if
your kid hadn't been screwing around!
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That is true. Another ironic
tale of the Kwik-E-Mart.
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You just cost
me $200,000!
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I thought it was 50. I was
gonna bet it on the dogs!
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All the groceries seem to
have been balled up in anger.
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That kid has become
a Dennis-level menace!
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Now, Homer,
boys will be boys.
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Bart cost us $50,000!
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I'm going to Moe's.
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Lenny! Lenny!
He's our guy!
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Got the ticket
Homer didn't buy!
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Cheer up, Homer.
The drinks are on Lenny.
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I don't want your pity booze.
I'll pay for it myself.
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I gotta check with Lenny on that.
Is that all right, Lenny?
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Nope! Lucky Lenny's buying
all the drinks tonight!
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Sorry, Homer. But here's a compromise.
Why don't you both pay for the drink?
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And tip.
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I just want to tell you all that
even before I won this money,
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I was the luckiest guy in the world
because I've got friends like you.
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That's why I'm spending my
remaining scratcher winnings
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on a kick-ass party
for all my friends!
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Where's Bart? We're gonna
be late for Lenny's party.
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Don't waste
your shot, Bart.
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You've got just enough
cat pee to soak two dorks.
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Bart Simpson! Did you
just spray water on me?
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It was water this morning.
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Dang that Bart! Thanks to him,
I have to wear my backup dress,
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which makes
my arms look fat.
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You look great!
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You feel self-conscious!
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Why can't our
son just behave?
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Well, Marge, you did have that one sip
of alcohol while you were pregnant.
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I now christen this ship,
the USS Float and Shoot.
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Ay, caramba!
Ay, caramba!
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That was unforgivable.
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But I'm beginning to think that Bart's
bad behavior is more than just a phase.
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Mom! Bart's flicking
boogers on me!
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They're not boogers! They're clumps of
rubber cement that I stored in my nose.
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Stop it, both of you! Don't make me
drive into that tree! You know I will!
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No flicking boogers!
And no driving into trees!
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Yes, ma'am.
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Wow, Lenny went
all out.
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In the beginning, there
was darkness. So God created man.
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But man was alone. God
created the animals and birds.
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But man was still lonely.
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So God said,
let there be friends!
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Thank you
for being a friend.
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Travel down the road
and back again.
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Your heart is true
You're a pal and a confidant.
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Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend.
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Thank you for
being a friend.
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Thank you for letting me take
home the centerpiece!
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These are going right
on my mom's grave!
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Thank you for
being a friend.
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Lenny, it was pretty cool of you to
spend your lotto winnings on your pals.
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It was worth it so everyone
could have a wonderful evening
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and go home with a gift bag.
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A vacuuming robot?
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Now before you all leave, I know everyone
hates vacuuming and loves robots!
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These innocent robots couldn't
have done this on their own.
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Someone would've had
to turn them all on at once
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and imbue them with some
kind of malevolent sentience.
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Yep, there it is.
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Well, whoever did this must
be long gone by now, Chief.
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I don't know how
we'll ever catch him.
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Kill, kill, kill!
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Hold it right there, Bart. Can you
tell us anything about who did this?
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Bart make bot bad.
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I can explain.
Kill the Child!
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Bart, I've had it with you! I'm
taking away all your TV privileges.
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You already did that.
Okay, then video games.
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That, too. No more
non-dice board games!
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What? You can't take my Balderdash!
I just did!
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I don't mean to be bad. I don't
know why I do the things I do.
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No one understands me. Lwish
I had a different family.
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I feel exactly the same way.
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Oh, my God.
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You look like
a dorky version of me!
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And you look like a
dimwitted version of me!
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And you two are
10-year-old versions of me.
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The three of us could create
quite a lot of mischief.
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But I have to fly back to New York.
That's where my wife and I live.
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That's her. You want to
see pictures of our kids?
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My name is Simon Woosterfield.
Woosterfield?
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Your family owns this place.
And Woosterfield Arena.
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Bonnie Raitt played there.
You guys must be loaded!
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Yes. You know, but the
funny thing about being rich
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is sometimes you
wake up feeling...
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Terrific? Incredible?
Happy as a clown?
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Yeah. I'm living
the dream.
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Wouldn't it be hilarious
if we switched places
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and lived each other's
lives for a while?
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I don't know. I'm pretty
attached to my family. And...
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Get out here, boy! I want to punish
you before I get drunk and merciful!
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Deal!
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My father's name is Homer.
My mother's name is Mom.
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My sister's name is Lisa
but everyone calls her Loser.
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My butler's
name is Chester.
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I have a brother named Devon
and a sister named Quenley.
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And my horse
is called Shadowfax.
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You can't miss him. He's the
only Lipizzaner in our stable.
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Lipizzaner, got it.
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There you are,
Master Simon.
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Thank you, Lipizzaner. As you say, sir.
Watch your head.
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You ruin everything!
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Driver, laugh at those people for me.
My pleasure, sir.
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McMansion, McMansion,
McMansion, McDonald's?
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McDreamy.
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McStea my.
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McMansion, Fleetwood Mac
and Macaulay Culkin!
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And this is your home, sir. But
of course you already knew that.
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Awesome.
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Awesome!
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Awesome!
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This is my bedroom?
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A candy corn volcano?
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A ceiling from
Saddam's palace?
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Ooh! And a racecar bed!
That really races!
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Wow. Cool poster of Joe Montana.
It's not a poster.
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I'm the real deal.
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And every day I stand here, the family
donates a million dollars to Notre Dame.
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Did you know the words
"Notre Dame" are French
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but the team is
the Fighting Irish?
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That's the kind of thing
I think about in here.
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Back in the poster, Gabby.
Yes, sir.
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Milhouse, it's me. Check out
the caller ID on your phone.
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Blocked number? That
service is 3.65 a month!
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Did you switch places
with a millionaire kid
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who looks just like you?
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Just sit tight.
I'm sending a car.
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Why are these
noodles orange?
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I made it with Cheetos,
just like you like it.
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If the sauce is too thick,
I can add more root beer.
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Maybe I'm
just not hungry.
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Human garbage
can to the rescue!
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So at work today, we got a memo
saying everyone's getting new chairs.
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Father, could you...
Talk louder? You bet!
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Naturally I threw my old chair
in the Dumpster right away!
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But then Lenny said, "No.
That was the new chair.
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"That memo was two months old." So
now I'm sitting on an orange crate.
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I never felt so... Will
you stop spitting food on me?
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Keep your meal in your mouth,
you semi-literate spew monkey!
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That's it, boy! You're
going to bed without supper!
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That was an odd
thing for Bart to say.
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Maybe he's going
through certain changes.
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If that boy thinks I'm paying to put
him through four years of puberty,
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forget it!
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Stupid kids, think I'm
made of hormones.
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Mister
La-Di-Da, uppity...
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This is the greatest great
hall I've ever eaten in, Bart.
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I mean, Simon.
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This must be my half-brother
and half-sister!
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They're beautiful.
I mean, just the girl.
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I didn't notice
the beautiful boy.
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So I said, "Dad, I wanted a
Range Rover, not a Land Rover."
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This is the worst Martin
Luther King Day ever!
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Well, well, if it isn't our
halfwit half-brother.
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The old hot spoon!
But why?
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Because you're our half-brother,
you're blocking our full inheritance,
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and we hate you.
Now I get it.
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Bart, I have a crush
on your new sister.
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You had a crush
on my old sister!
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Yeah. But that was
never gonna happen.
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Give me back my newspaper!
Homer, it's not a real paper!
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It's a rubber chew toy!
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For your information, the Daily
Growl is the only newspaper
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that's not afraid to say
how great this country is!
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How's the war going? We're winning?
That's great! And our standing abroad?
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Fantastic.
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This place is insane.
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Tonight I got sent to
bed without dinner!
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Yeah. Well, what's up with
your brother and sister?
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They're jealous because my father left
their mother to be with my mother, to...
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You lost me.
Well, gotta go.
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Enjoy the upper
lower middle class.
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Bart, honey? I saw you
didn't like your dinner.
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00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:22,028
So I thought you might like pepperoni
pizza with the crusts cut off.
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Now let me tuck you in,
fluff your pillow,
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and sprinkle a little fairy
dust to keep the monsters away.
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It's cinnamon.
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Nighty-night,
sweetheart.
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I could get
used to this.
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Fancy party. This is like a rap
video before the rappers show up.
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Simon, have you ever seen
the family mausoleum?
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All the Woosterfields
will be buried here.
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Do you know that after 100 years,
dead bodies turn to red licorice?
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Whoa!
Let me at it!
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Help! Let me out! I have
my doubts about this licorice!
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Mr. Burns, I'm really sorry.
Nonsense, Young Woosterfield.
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Your fortune is greater than mine.
It is I who am at your service.
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Smithers, fetch us
some lemonade!
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All they had was
Sunnytime Pink.
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Premix? I beg your
forgiveness, lad.
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Smithers, pour it
down your pants!
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Now squish about in those
pants, rewetting every hour!
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Come with me.
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You know, Master Simon, I too was
once the youngest in a wealthy family.
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You were once the
youngest of something?
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But fortune ended up smiling on me while
snuffing the life from my siblings.
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My older brother
was trampled by a horse.
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My sister died of a poisoned potato. My
twin was shot. That girl was stabbed.
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He ate another poisoned potato.
Spontaneous combustion.
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Fell down a well, potato, potato,
and impaled on the Chrysler Building.
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Wow.
Only you survived.
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00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,302
Which means the
entire fortune went to you!
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Yes. Funny, that. A word of
caution, Young Woosterfield.
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Watch out for those closest to you.
Devon and Quenley?
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You don't know when they'll strike.
A boating accident,
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a mishap
during a ski trip.
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00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,402
But rest assured, one way or
another, they will do you in.
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Oh, my God.
Simon set me up.
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And all this time I
thought he wanted the life
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of a stranger he met
in the bathroom.
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Now, would you care to continue this
conversation on the teeter-totter?
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00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,959
Why won't you come down?
233
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,671
I told you. I only weigh as
much as my clothes and keys.
234
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,892
So I looked down the barrel
of my Winchester rifle,
235
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,896
I pulled the trigger,
and I shot that buffalo!
236
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:06,066
You shot a buffalo?
You were listening?
237
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:10,863
That means I gotta come up with
an ending for this nonsense!
238
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,406
Bart, what are you doing?
239
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,658
Politely listening
to our grandfather.
240
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:20,164
It was the war to end all wars.
But Pepsi would not give up.
241
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,625
They continued to
challenge Coke!
242
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,211
Okay, listen, you.
243
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,094
I don't know who you are or what
you've done with the real Bart, but...
244
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,634
Well, God help me,
I want him back.
245
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,802
I don't know what
you're talking about.
246
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,224
The real Bart would've
thrown me out the window!
247
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,725
He would have
defenestrated you?
248
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,977
You're just digging
yourself even deeper.
249
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,041
Come on, Bart.
You gotta get out of here.
250
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,526
Pack like you've never packed before.
You know, I have never packed before.
251
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,073
This is hard.
252
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,492
So you're packing. You
must've already heard.
253
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,036
Heard what?
We're going to Aspen.
254
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,663
On a little ski trip.
255
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,749
Ski trip? You won't
know how they'll strike.
256
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,627
A boating accident,
a ski trip.
257
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:14,510
Scrubbing you is easy
'cause you've been pre-rinsed.
258
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:21,642
And when you're covered with goo
that's when I'm scrubbing you.
259
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,354
Scrub-ub-ub-ub-ub
Scrub-ub-ub-ub-ub.
260
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,440
Mom, "Bart" has
something to tell you.
261
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,694
I don't like the look
of those air quotes.
262
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,864
So now Bart is on his way to Aspen
where they're going to try to kill him.
263
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,243
Thank you, Future Bart, for traveling
back through time to warn us.
264
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,715
Boy, Aspen sure is ritzy.
Even the winos look better.
265
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,677
We are champagnes.
Who wants a mimosa?
266
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,765
This trail is for
experienced skiers.
267
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,018
Which is what you'll be
if you make it to the bottom.
268
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,311
Which you won't.
269
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,650
Soon he'll be dead. And
we'll split the inheritance.
270
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,610
Yes, split.
271
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,903
Potato?
272
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,199
There's Bart!
273
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:23,912
This looks like a job for Captain Crazy!
Up, up, and away!
274
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,541
Come on, gravity.
You used to be cool.
275
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,380
Occupied.
276
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,272
Two hot chocolates,
please.
277
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,275
Are you guests at the lodge? No.
278
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:04,953
You know, I feel sorry for you, kid,
going back to that cold, loveless family.
279
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,164
I'll survive.
280
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:12,294
Your favorite, sir. Hot fudge sundae
with gold leaf and diamond flakes.
281
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,800
Take me with you! I'll be
anything and everything you want!
282
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,011
Don't leave me here with them!
283
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:24,598
I never thought I'd say this,
but I missed you guys.
284
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,183
Even what's-her-name...
Lisa.
285
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:33,482
Now we tuck in the tummy,
the tushy, and the tootsies.
286
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,741
This is the life.
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00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,670
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