Original subtitles

"real of beverly hills"...

- Hi, how are you? - Good, how are you?

- I know you know my sister kathy.

- Yes.

- How are you? Wait, I thought you were kyle.

[laughter]

- tahoe, here we come.

All: Cheers!

- Welcome to lake tahoe. Let's go check it out.

- Oh, wow.

- Sutton, did you bring presents?

- Ohh! - "k.O."

- I don't have a flask.

I love it!

- You calling me out about

not paying with the charity cut me to the core.

- If we'd been getting along fine,

I never would have said anything, you know?

- Would you have said it to one of the white women?

- From a perspective of someone who's not white,

stereotypes can be so painful.

- I am not talking about racial stereotypes when I am--

- well, it's easy for you not to.

Are you one of those people that you don't see color?

Tell me you're that girl. "I don't see color."

[dramatic music]

- are you serious with me right now?

- Is that what you're saying?

Are you that girl? "I don't see color."

- I really don't see color.

I don't see race. I don't do it.

- I see color. It's part of who I am.

A white person telling me you don't see color,

it's like brushing it under the rug.

- The word "racist" to me is like a virus, worse than covid.

And...

I can't.

To even get into this upsets me.

- That's how I feel too.

I literally have laid in bed at night

thinking about my conversation with garcelle.

- I don't think you realize

the effect that it has on me being a black woman.

There's stereotypes that people think

that we don't pay for our rent, that we don't tip.

- I would never even think about that.

- Because you don't have to deal with that.

- You were trying to hurt garcelle as a person,

not as a race.

Y'all, this is for real.

Like, sorry. I get really...

Upset about this and emotional.

Yes, I'm the girl that doesn't see color.

[sighs]

and that's bad, why?

Like, give me a ----ing break, man.

And let's not do it.

- Race exists.

I'm proud of my race. - Maybe I'm naive.

- You're thinking race as eye color and hair.

- I'm not thinking about race. What I'm--

- but I'm saying deeper is

do you wanna know about my culture?

- No, no, no--of course I do.

- Do you wanna know about my ancestry?

That's what color is.

- No, I think what we need to do--

- when she says "I don't see color" it means

"I see us all equally" is what she means.

- Yes, that's what I mean.

And I think it's more important--

- let me tell you something. That line is not the same.

- Okay, I think-- - they're not equal.

- But see, this is how-- with garcelle, like,

she's saying that-- - that's not the same.

It's not the same.

- That's not a good way to word it.

- I think the generation above me

were simply taught to be color blind.

And sutton's 20 years older than me.

So she's part of the generation that was taught that.

And that perspective is outdated.

- Penny for your thoughts.

♪ ♪

- [laughs] I, uh...

I think we can...

Just agree to disagree, I guess.

- What are we disagreeing on, though?

- I just-- [scoffs]

- I think that you guys are kinda not seeing

eye to eye, honestly... - On what?

- Even though you both have good intentions.

- I think it's late.

- Why don't we all go to bed?

- All right. Good night.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- jaggy, look what mommy found in her luggage.

Wow. Jagger, I--

this made my night when I saw it.

What a nice surprise. - Are you getting

your breakfast? Getting ready for school?

- I was gonna have cereal, but there's no milk left.

- You have to eat, honey.

- Okay. Love you so much, angel.

- Love you. - Have a good day at school.

Jeez, louise.

[pan sizzling]

- oh, gosh. Okay, here we go.

- Hi.

Where's kyle and everybody else?

- We stayed up late last night. - Oh, you did?

- Yeah. - Where?

- In the bear's den. - In the bear's den?

- Yes. - [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- good morning.

All: Good morning.

- Hey, hi. - Good morning.

- How did everybody sleep last night?

- Horrible. - Mine was good.

- I couldn't find my sleep mask.

So you know what I slept with over my eyes?

- A towel? - No, a regular mask.

I put it over my ears and I moved it up.

- I wish I was that smart. Does it work?

- It did! - 'cause I--ah, sh--.

- That is hilarious.

- You have to have total darkness?

- Yeah. I--yeah.

- Kathy sleeps with that too. I don't--

- kathy came into my room last night with her fan

and, like, eight pillows.

- Why did she come in with her fan and eight pillows?

Was she gonna sleep with you?

She got in my bed with me, and I was like, "no."

and then I'm hearing chips crumpling.

[bag crumpling]

- I'm gonna go to bed in one minute.

♪ ♪

- she had a red bull in her hand.

- Oh, my god. - What?

[can lid clicking]

- you're drinking a red bull?

Kathy. - What?

- Are you out of your ----ing mind?

- What is this? - A red bull.

- Newspaper. - A newspaper?

- Six newspapers.

You're an insomniac. What am I gonna do?

I literally go to bed early every night.

- Well, that's nice.

- Good morning. - Hi.

♪ ♪

- morning, ladies.

- Good morning.

- Yay! Food!

I know what you girls are waiting on,

but it's hot, and I'm eating it.

- Ooh, I'm so happy right now. - This is so good, right?

- Rinna, what is gonna be the plan today?

Like, what is the--

- we're gonna do that bike ride on the railroad.

- Am I gonna fall with my nose?

- It's probably similar to what we did in santa barbara.

- Yes. - Those bikes.

- But maybe on a track. - But it's on a track.

- That was hard. - Go, dorit!

- Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh. - Okay.

- Oh, my gosh! - Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh!

- Go, go, go, go! - Pedal to the metal.

- Pedal to the metal.

- I'm perfectly happy sitting here watching tv.

- Yes, I'm going back for seconds.

Why? I'm hungry.

- You guys, what's gonna happen with this election?

What's gonna happen? All: Ooh!

- Biden and harris are gonna win,

and that's gonna be the end of it.

- Yes, yes, yes. - By a landslide.

- Yes. - You know what's funny?

You know, I did "the apprentice" twice.

- Is he imposing on that show, or what?

- No.

What I can say is, he was really professional.

Like, he was never horrible to me.

He never did anything like I see now,

and go, "oh, my god." - a lot of people say that.

- Donald trump fired me twice, actually.

"lisa, you're fired."

the person that I'm seeing now, I extremely dislike.

And he has changed. I think it's all gotten to him.

I never in a million, trillion years imagined

that a reality tv star

would become the president of the united states.

Whew! No, I did not see that coming.

- So are we gonna go wake up princess?

- Kathy!

I'm gonna see if she's awake.

Kathy?

♪ ♪

- I think I'm gonna go get ready.

- Me too. - Let's be ready to go

at 11:00.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- yeah? - Look at you.

Where do you even find these things?

- I know. It's like my work out.

I'm super comfortable. You know?

- How do you even work out?

- Obviously. [scoffs]

[knocking]

- hi, how are you? - I'm good.

I just want to talk for a second.

- Do you wanna go outside? - Okay.

- It's so pretty out. - You've got a good view.

- It's super nice. - I just wanted to talk

before the rush of the day.

- Yeah. I know last night was a lot.

- Well, I don't know quite why I reacted.

I just didn't want you to think that I'm not sensitive

to another race or another culture.

- I believe that you see everyone equally.

I do. - Yeah, of course.

For me, what really set me off was when you said,

"are you the girl that says 'I don't see color'?"

that's insulting.

- But people say that to me all the time.

Like, "oh, we're all friends. I don't see color."

- but saying, like, "you're that girl

that says that," it wasn't very nice.

♪ ♪

- coming up... - Bottoms up.

♪ ♪

- what?

- Those bitches are ----ing hardcore.

- What really set me off was when you said,

"are you the girl that says 'I don't see color'?"

that's insulting.

- When someone says they don't see color...

- Mm-hmm. - It's confusing.

Because you look at a box of crayons, you see color.

I have friends who say, "I don't think of you as asian.

You're just my friend." and I'm like,

"I see you as white. I see you as black.

I know I'm asian." like--

- I know you're asian. - Yeah.

But people say that to me all the time.

- I know garcelle's black.

- Like, "oh, we're all friends. I don't see color."

- but saying like, "you're that girl that says that,"

it wasn't very nice, and it just--

- I'm sorry. You know what?

- It struck a-- it struck a nerve with me.

- I get it.

But I have been on the other side of racism.

I've been attacked.

I remember I was probably 10 or 11.

I was in the back seat of my dad's car.

He was pumping gas, and there was a man

that drove up next to us and started screaming at him,

"get out of my country! You're taking all our money."

and, um...

You know, I just remember my dad was, like, so scared.

And he just, like, ran into the car and drove off

and didn't say a word to me about it.

People see color.

That comment actually holds people back.

Society.

When you are a person of color,

those things happen often.

And if you can shed light

to someone that might not understand that,

you know, maybe that can change their perspective.

- If I offended you or made you feel angry at me

for crying, I don't know, like, I--I didn't mean to do that.

We all have our own perspective in life.

And when I moved to new york, I was 25 years old.

And I literally was in an elevator with someone

and they heard my accent, and this man said to me,

"oh, so you're from the south? Are you a racist?"

I got a lot of that living in new york.

- Right, right. - And so--

- so you're on guard about it? - I am on guard, you know?

- It's a big topic. You know?

And I so appreciate this conversation.

- Yeah. We're cool. - Yeah.

- All right, well, good. - Should we go?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- I guess I will bring a hat, I'm thinking.

- Yes. - Yeah, here we can hide out.

And I'm not a hugger.

- [laughs] I am.

- I am actually once I get to know someone.

I just don't hug strangers.

- Well, you shouldn't hug strangers.

That's what we're taught not to do.

[upbeat music]

- lip balm.

- Ooh, no bears.

♪ ♪

- kathy. We're gonna go ride our bikes.

You wanna stay here and rest? We'll be back in a little bit.

- I cannot believe you sleep with that thing on your face.

Okay, love you, bye.

Even when we were little, she had tin foil on her window

so she could sleep extra late, and if you made a peep,

you were gonna get your head bit off.

Some things never change.

- Okay, guys. Are we ready?

- Yes! - This way.

- I'm coming with you, crystal gayle.

- You know that's who I'm named after.

- What? - Crystal gayle.

- So I was just joking with you.

- I was named after crystal gayle and krystle carrington.

- You were?

I know who crystal gayle is.

I know who krystle carrington is.

I would never mention that to anybody.

[laughs]

- she's, like, such a prankster.

She loves pranks. - Is she?

- If you're pranked by kathy hilton, you're, like--

you're doing good in life. - Okay.

- Wow. - That's okay.

- You guys, I have to go to the bathroom.

- Well, I have to as well.

- Thank god, you always have to go too.

- You know I do. - Which is--thank god.

- Well, I'll go too. - So, you can always count on me.

- Like, usually it's-- - gardnerville.

This is where the most fugitives live in america.

Gardnerville.

- Are you sure? - How do you know that? - Shut up.

- Because I used to-- someone told me that.

- Why do they go to gardnerville?

- It's, lilike, the angeles national forest.

- Yeah. It's like--yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- hi.

I'm elaine, and welcome to the v&t railway.

All: Thank you.

- Yeah, we're really happy to have you here.

So have any of you ridden? - No.

So how fitness-y is this?

- How fit do you need to be? - Yeah.

- Just before you all arrived,

we had a group of 24 senior citizens.

- Oh, is that right? - Oh, then we got this.

Ha!

♪ ♪

- one person will be the operator,

meaning that they will have the brake and the throttle.

- Oh, damn. - Okay.

So I wanna go in the fast car.

- Me too. - I wanna take fast, fast!

- I don't. - Fast, fast, fast.

- I want a slow car.

- I want a tortoise car.

♪ ♪

- not looking forward to this at all.

I'm a dancer, so I'm coordinated.

But as a dancer, you are in control.

- You two go front. We'll go in the back.

- You're not on a bike where you're not in control.

- We don't have to steer, right?

- This is scary for me.

- Ladies, if you don't mind holding your brake,

I'm gonna remove your belt stops.

- Oh, gosh, oh, gosh! - Wait, where's the brake?

- Brake, brake!

- Where's the brake? - Oh, my god.

We haven't even taken off, and it's a disaster!

- I don't like this at all.

- I don't like this at all.

- We don't have these things down south.

- Coming up...

- Paris used to drive me nuts.

I used to see her at parties, and I always felt like,

"why are you here?"

[bright music]

- just--we're gonna go real slow, right?

- Yeah, we're gonna go real slow.

- Let's, like, get, like, really far ahead of them.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Ready? - Oh, I can't even reach.

Sh--!

- Let's go, guys. - I don't like this.

I don't like this. I don't--we're going too fast.

- ♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪

whoo! This is fun.

- This is fun. - It's awesome.

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Oh, god. [whimpers]

I am not a fan of heights.

I hate roller coasters. I hate going fast.

Elevators. Tall buildings.

I don't like being in boats

when it does like this.

Please, please put the brake on just a little.

I like being on the ground.

- They can't run into us, can they?

- They won't run into us.

No matter how hard they try. - Whoo!

- I've been told I'm hyper-competitive.

I grew up playing sports.

Volleyball, skiing. And I drive really fast.

So of course I'm gonna be in the fast car.

Let's smoke 'em.

Thank god I'm not in the other car.

- We've gotta catch up. - We do not need to catch up.

That is what we said. We're in the slow one.

- I know, but we can't even see them.

- You guys game for me

not to hit the brake when we go downhill?

- No, just keep going.

- Yes! I love my girls!

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

So fun.

♪ ♪

now please tell me you accelerated on the curve.

- [laughs]

- "warning. End of track a half a mile."

wow, I like that.

- Who's that? - [laughs]

it's my--it's how I get rid of my anxiety.

- We made it. - We did it.

- We made it. - Yay!

- Hallelujah! We made it.

- Y'all have a wonderful day.

- You too. - Thank you so much.

- That was fun. - Okay, good.

- Bye, guys, see you at home. - Okay, guys, see you there.

- See you at the house.

♪ ♪

- that was fun.

♪ ♪

- yeah, girl.

- Those views are unbelievable.

- Look how beautiful this is.

- I said to harry this morning, he goes,

"why have we not been to tahoe?

Like, why didn't we do that?"

I was like, "I don't know, but we're gonna start."

- no, my dad was from-- he was born in texas.

- Oh, texas. Okay.

She's a piece of work, my mom.

- Is she? - Uh-huh.

- See, it took my mom a long time.

My dad committed suicide, so it's--

- [gasps] I'm sorry. - I know.

Well, and she's a psychotherapist.

So it's sort of, like, you know,

a tricky little situation there.

- Sure.

- My dad, he was mentally ill.

He was very depressed.

It's also, like, 'cause he died, like, 18 years ago.

Not a day goes by without me thinking about him.

- That's, like, serious drama. - Mm-hmm.

So when somebody brings up, like,

especially their father's death,

because I've only lost one parent, and it was my dad.

So that is something that opens up my heart very easily.

And I feel like

I can bond with people who have lost their fathers.

- We sort of watched my dad

pass slowly. - Yeah.

- You know, so we were-- we were too prepared.

- Yeah. Good morning.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Welcome back. - I fell asleep.

I never do that.

It's so nice to be able to do that.

- Good.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- My legs feel a little dead. - I literally just said

my legs feel numb.

- [sighs] hello?

- Uh, where's kathy?

- Hi. - Kathy?

- I can't. Both: Where's kathy?

- Hi, sweetheart. - What are you doing?

- I put some drops, and I thought they were eye drops.

And I put ear drops in my eyes.

- [gasps] are you serious?

- I mean, just a little, so I'm fine.

But it was all the-- - did you flush it out?

- I--I tried to put a little bit of water and ice.

- What are you doing? - I know, I know.

It's embarrassing the way I look right now.

- No, I'm not!

Let me see. [laughs]

wait, let me see your eyes.

But they're not--oh, I see.

- Okay. So maybe you put glue in them.

- No, I didn't--it's not glue. I put ear drops.

- You spilled coffee on your shirt.

[laughs]

- my feet hurt. Let me take my shoes off.

- What time is dinner? - Yeah, what time--

- think it's at 6:30 in the car.

So we don't have a whole lot of time.

- I swear to the good lord,

if it's another hour drive in the mountains--

- it's not, it's not, it's not. - It rained.

- You're like a princess with a pea under your mattress.

- Yep.

- I'm easygoing, believe it or not.

- You are? - [laughs]

- you know why I think you probably are?

Because you don't give a (bleep).

- I'm really content to let people be who they are.

Because I like to be myself.

That's one of the one things I love about tom the most,

is he lets me be myself.

- You guys are a vision just sitting out here.

- Isn't this gorgeous? I mean, really.

- I can't get over these slippers.

Can you tell me where you get these?

I wanna get those for my kids for christmas and hanukkah.

- I got them at matthew's. - Oh, did you?

- Who are they? Who made them?

- I don't know. - Vetements.

- They're vetements?

- Is that how you say it? - They're vetements.

- Okay. They're expensive.

- It's something that should not be discussed

how much these slippers cost.

- Yeah, I'd like to know. - I'm googling it.

Holy sh--! - No way they're a couple grand.

- How much? A grand?

They a grand? - $2,000.

- [gasps] what?

- They're $2,000? - Don't judge.

- I'm judging.

- I donate things that look like that all the time.

[laughter]

- wait, sutton-- - no, no, no, no.

Don't cry. Don't cry.

- She'll cry, she'll cry. - Don't cry, don't, don't.

- Guys, I'm gonna go lay down for a little bit.

I'll see you before dinner.

- Bye, everybody. - Is my hair on fire?

- No. - No, michael jackson, no.

- It looks so beautiful in the sunlight.

- Oh, can you tell it's lighter now?

When I was little, I was not as blonde as kathy and kim.

I was, like, dirty blonde. And then it got light brown.

- Well, you seem like you should be a brunette.

- Well, isn't it funny how genetics work?

I mean, like, paris-- paris and I and sophia

all have my mom's exact same

shape, face, and bone structure.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - If you put a dark wig

on paris, we look a lot alike.

- Okay. - I can see that.

- A lot alike, yes.

- So kathy hilton thinks I look like kyle.

- Hi. - There she is.

Yeah! - Yes!

- Wait, I thought you were kyle.

[laughter]

- therefore, I look like paris hilton.

I think I told you paris came on "the real."

and when--she's sort of using her real voice now.

So when she was like-- we were like, "hey, paris."

and she was like, "hi."

[laughter] like, who is that?

- I think she's more confident now.

- Hmm. - That's great.

- I think she feels really at peace.

- She used to drive me nuts.

[tense music]

I used to see her at fashion shows and parties,

and I always felt like, "why are you here?"

- you know why she would do that?

- Why? - Tell her.

She doesn't wanna be rude. She's tried sometimes.

- She's so shy and uncomfortable

that that was her prop, to protect herself

because she's uncomfortable, 'cause she's so shy.

- I'm glad I was just honest and said it.

- Yeah. - I wouldn't know that.

- I'm grateful that garcelle and I patched things up

before we came to this trip,

because otherwise, I may be a little bit annoyed

that she's judging someone else in my family.

- Really teaches you... - Wow.

- Don't judge someone until you walk in their shoes.

- It's really true. - That is interesting.

- Until you walk in their slippers.

- Until you walk in those slippers.

Both: $2,000 slippers!

[laughter]

- coming up...

- Don't you feel, like, as southern girls,

we always have to prove that we're not racist?

- No.

[upbeat music]

- I'm wearing leather pants.

Camel leather pants with a camel coat.

♪ ♪

- I really like this for tonight.

- Paris hilton. - I have--I have no idea.

[laughter]

- you still have your beard.

- What, did you think it was gonna go somewhere?

- Maybe, I was hoping. [laughs]

are you gonna grow it really long like a mountain man?

- Aw, sh--.

♪ ♪

- please don't tell me I'm the first one out here.

Why is everybody always late?

- Garcelle, we're on time.

- I like being on time. - We are on time.

'cause we are used to it.

- Yes.

♪ ♪

- the weather is so pretty. Isn't it?

- Oh, my god. It's really just so good.

- Really stunning. - So good.

- That's as good as it's gonna get.

- Well, you look beautiful.

- Just trying to get back in the swing of real life.

- Yeah, I'm like, "what is this?"

I don't-- - I don't remember

it was this much work before. - I don't--

I'm, like--I'm struggling.

♪ ♪

- that's quite a beam. - Yeah, that's quite a beam.

- I haven't looked up at that.

My situation with garcelle is not gonna change overnight.

- How do I trust telling you something that I'm feeling,

that I'm going through... - So--

- and not knowing that it's going to backfire?

- I can't promise you that.

I'm not 100% comfortable,

and I don't think she is either.

So we're both being polite and cautious.

[laughs]

ah.

- Hi. - Well, hello.

Camel. - Gorgeous.

- Hello. I can see.

- You guys. - Hi.

- You look cute. - Gorgeous.

- Okay, let's go, gang.

- I didn't bring a coat. Here, I'll get in the back.

- See you in a bit.

- Bye. - Bye.

- I can't wait to eat. I'm actually hungry.

I want, like, a piece of meat.

♪ ♪

- mask on. - Masks on.

♪ ♪

- come on, ladies. Let's go.

[upbeat music]

- pretty.

♪ ♪

- ladies, this is your table here.

- So how should we do this? Should I just sit wherever?

- And there's another table here.

- Isn't this so exciting, you guys?

We're inside in a restaurant.

- This is kind of a big deal. - It is a big deal.

It's been a while. - Kind of a big deal.

- Wait a second. Why are we so far apart?

- Well, they have to with covid and all of that.

- Hello down there, ladies. - Hi. [laughs]

- hi. - This is so odd.

- Look at you guys. We're a table for two.

- I know. Talk about odd.

- Now, have we decided on some drinks at this time?

- Make it belvedere and soda.

- I'll have a spicy margarita on the rocks, no salt.

- Is anybody gonna have red wine?

- I'm having a margarita. - What?

- 'cause I need to wake up a little bit.

- I can't hear you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Kathy, why don't you come down

and visit for a little bit,

and you guys swap, and then we'll do a swap again.

- Oh, okay.

- Even though kathy is my older sister,

she's never done a girls' trip.

Now I feel so protective.

Hello. - Hello.

- It's like the sister version of "happy wife, happy life."

happy sister, happy life.

- Ladies, I just wanted to have us all raise our glass...

♪ ♪

and to say thank you to lisa

for planning this beautiful weekend.

- Yay. - Yes.

- And the night has just begun. - Cheers, ladies.

All: Cheers.

- Oh, yay, something to eat. - Here's the appetizers.

- Thank you so much.

- Oh, that's the popreds. - Ooh, yummy.

- I am eating, and I am hungry.

- During the covid time, I was just snacking.

- I hit up every drive-through.

I was eating fast food. - Did you?

- Tom brought home morton's

every day for, like, three months.

I was like, "honey, you gotta stop."

- I know.

- And my apologies interrupting.

What are you having?

- Short ribs and a salad and a soup.

- Perfect.

How would you like your lamb prepared?

- Medium.

Pink, not red. Thank you so much.

- Absolutely. - Wait, I have to--

- me too, let's take a moment. - My lip gloss.

I can't wait for my lisa lips.

- I can't wait to give you... - I need them.

- I'm excited. - Your rinna beauty lip.

A lip line is a no-brainer.

Why has it taken 15 years?

I don't know. It seems so easy.

It seems like the first thing I should have ever launched.

Way before the diaper.

Way before the duster. Watch for it.

Oh, yeah, look at that. - Mm-hmm.

- You know that I don't even have it yet?

- Really?

- I've had this idea for 15 years.

I finally meet the right people to do business with.

- First, we got it in the shipping box.

- [gasps] - look at how nice

it looks when it's packaged.

- Oh, it turned out great.

And then covid hits.

Timing, not the best.

Due to covid,

it's hard to get it manufactured, you know?

- I'm telling you, everything is.

- And it's supposed to come out black Friday and cyber Monday.

- Oh, my god. - Oh, you're gonna blow up.

You're gonna break the internet.

- I just don't know. We're wearing masks right now,

and I'm selling lipstick.

- Oh, here's my honey. - Hi, honey.

- Hi, sweetie. How are you?

So you're checking in to see how everything's going, right?

- Unfortunately, yes.

- I wish we were all together so we could talk.

But, you know, crystal and I had a sitch.

- Right. So what happened last night?

- Me, kyle and crystal were talking.

All of a sudden, it became a race conversation,

and I got really upset.

Both: Why? - I don't know.

I think just being southern-- - well, it's a sensitive thing.

- But don't you feel like, as southern girls,

we always have to defend ourselves?

Almost prove that we're not racist?

And I think that's a lot of it. - No.

Growing up in the south,

I've seen and heard a lot of racist things.

But personally, I've never felt that

because I'm from the south, people think I am racist.

- The presupposition that I might be is--like, makes me--

- does anyone make you feel that way?

- No.

- To me, because I feel like I'm such a child of the world,

I don't look at it like everybody from the south.

♪ ♪

I guess because I spent so much time abroad--

I lived in Italy and I traveled all over asia--

I couldn't even mention the countries in one sitting,

'cause it's, like, I could mention the countries

I wasn't in easier--

that I'm not even really aware that people would assume

everybody from the south is racist.

It's kind of the first time I've heard that.

- Maybe it's just in my head. - I was just gonna say,

you've got a very thick southern accent.

So it's very clear you're from the south.

Because I've never gotten that from you, e.

And you've got a less of a southern accent.

I mean, it comes out once in a while.

- Sure. - But you also spent

the majority of your life in new york city

and los angeles up until 18.

Maybe it's because you've been in a world

that's very multicultural.

- That's not fair. Wait a minute, hang on.

♪ ♪

I've been in a world that's very multicultural.

♪ ♪

- I--I-- - just so we're clear.

- [laughs]

- oh, my god.

- Coming up...

- Were you guys texting at the table about sutton?

- Absolutely not.

- Why'd you have to tell them?

- Because I want you to know that they weren't doing that.

- This girl lost her mind.

[dramatic music]

- erika, maybe it's because you've been in a world

that's very multicultural and very, you know--

- that's not fair. Wait a minute.

Because I've been in a world that's very multicultural.

♪ ♪

- I--I-- - just so we're clear.

- [laughs]

- I've lived in new york. I've lived in london.

I've lived in la. I've lived in paris.

- I wasn't suggesting that you weren't.

- Yeah. I just wanted you to know.

I'm gonna defend myself.

I am not from some hick town

that I just left three days ago.

- I was just merely pointing out

my experiences with the two of you

that as a southern woman,

I have never felt that erika has ever been judged by being--

so I was actually curious in trying to ask and understand

why you were defensive.

You see, sutton, sometimes you can be a little bit, like,

quick to--it's, like,

I wasn't trying to offend you or insult you at all.

- I don't think dorit was trying

to deliberately dig at you. - Okay.

- Just have a ----ing conversation.

Be ----ing normal. - Do you know what I mean?

- It's so intense. - What happened?

- I cannot hear you. This is so painful, kyle.

- What happened with you guys?

- She can't hear you, I promise.

- Just now, I was having a conversation.

I said erika's--

you know, she spent the majority of her life

between new york and los angeles.

She was around a lot of multiculture--

"I'm around a lot of multicultural,

and I take offense to that."

- she's very touchy.

- When you kind of get someone who, like, has a reaction,

and then you're just like, "whoa."

- I feel like sutton's a little fragile right now.

Like there's something going on.

Things are hitting her a little too hard.

And just lay off a little bit.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- You know what?

Leave it. You know what, leave it here.

- Why do you have two of 'em, kathy?

Why do you have two of 'em?

♪ ♪

- three.

I've already had two of these. Three.

- She's had two martinis? Is that what she said?

- But you gotta do bottoms up.

- Bottoms up? - Yes, we are.

- Okay. We're doing bottoms up.

- Are you really?

- If you're doing it, I'm doing it.

- What, are they gonna drink the whole thing?

- We're on a girls' trip.

We are going to have fun tonight.

And anyone that isn't, you can just watch us have fun.

Bottoms up.

♪ ♪

- go. - Oh, my ----ing god.

- Oh, my god! - Dorit!

- Yes! - What?

♪ ♪

those bitches are ----ing hardcore.

- What the (bleep) did I just witness?

I mean, dorit.

- Wow, dorit.

- Holy sh--. I am impressed.

- I couldn't do that.

- It was vodka. Straight vodka.

- I'm totally turned on right now.

[laughs]

- let's wait a minute and then we'll do one more.

Maybe we'll get lisa too.

- Another bottoms up? - You guys are crazy.

- Do you know how bad you're gonna feel tomorrow?

- Erika, what did you get?

♪ ♪

- the one thing I love about kathy,

she's always up for a good time.

[laughs]

- [chuckles]

- lisa, will you have one if we do bottoms up?

- You know what? You've got one life to live.

♪ ♪

- is anybody else having one or not?

- Not. - Erika?

Are you having anything?

- I'll bottoms up with you.

- Those two young ladies there will have...

- Belvederes. - Belvedere.

- Dorit, are you doing another one?

- Do you want one? - No.

- And I have the belvedere. - Thank you.

- All right, let's do this.

- Straight down.

- On your mark, get set, go.

- Go.

♪ ♪

- ah.

- What time does the after party start?

[all giggling]

♪ ♪

- it's just water.

We have to do one of those games where we...

- I heard you're a prankster, kathy.

- Absolutely.

- I sent you a text.

- This is genius, kathy.

But looking at erika's face,

she just looked like she had seen a ghost.

Like, "dorit, not a good idea."

erika, your phone. Is it in your bag?

- Yeah. - You sure?

♪ ♪

look at your phone.

♪ ♪

- [chuckles] wow.

So fabulous.

- Obviously, I've gotta keep the prank going.

Kathy has no idea that lisa and erika are in on this prank.

- We're actually pranking her right now.

Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee.

- This is the best ever.

- Might be one of my proudest moments.

- Sutton? - Yes?

- Would you bottoms up? - No, ma'am.

Something's up.

Thank you for supper, lisa.

It was lovely. - You're welcome.

- I am ready for a night, night.

- Let's go, guys. Come on.

♪ ♪

- are we leaving, ladies? - Yes, we are.

- Thank you. - Oh, my god.

I can't get out of here fast enough.

- Okay, guys.

- Don't forget your phones, your glasses.

- Thank you. Thank you so much.

♪ ♪

- ah! - Oh, my god.

- My skirt is not for climbing.

- You wanna sit here? - No, no, no.

I can sit in the back. It's fine.

- Like, literally can't deal.

- Oh, my god. No, it's too much.

♪ ♪

- yo, I am tired. - Wait.

You didn't have a martini? - No.

I could tell there was a joke going on.

- Yeah. Don't cry.

- I'm not gonna cry. - Oh, okay.

- When I'm not in on the joke, it freaks me out.

- But weren't you on the joke on your side

that they were drinking water?

- I didn't know they were drinking water.

- It was hilarious. - Yeah, I know.

- Crystal kicks me like this 'cause she doesn't want

kathy to know that kathy is the brunt of the joke.

But also, it hurts because my legs are very thin.

- Why are you paranoid?

It has nothing to do with you. It was just for fun.

- Don't like when people text each other under the table.

- When did I text each other under the table?

- I am telling you about

my experience at my side of the table.

- If it affected you so much, you should say to them,

"guys--" - it didn't affect me so much.

- Well, you're bringing it up. It affected you.

- Nobody is trying to keep sutton out of it.

It's a prank. You don't tell everybody.

Then it's not a prank.

- Do we have to put the mask on?

I don't feel like it. - No, no, no, we're at home.

- Now I'm cranky.

And I was having such a good time.

- I know.

♪ ♪

- oh, my god. Get me out of that car.

- What's wrong? - What happened?

- What's wrong? - I'm going to bed.

- What happened? - Nothing, I'm going to bed.

- Were you guys texting at the table about sutton?

- Absolutely not. - I swear on my mother's life

I would never, ever text about you.

- What happened in the car from the restaurant to here?

What the hell did I miss?

- Sometimes you've had enough.

- Sutton, the only reason I asked them

is because I knew they wouldn't be doing that.

- Why'd you have to tell them?

- Because I want you to know that they weren't doing that.

- This girl lost her mind. Why is it about her?

- What the (bleep) happened?

- I have no idea. - I don't wanna do this.

I really don't.

- Why'd you have to tell them?

- Because I want you to know that they weren't doing that.

- What the (bleep) happened? - I have no idea.

- I was just feeling left out. - But, honey--

- there was a practical joke.

Be honest, crystal. - There was a joke,

but she didn't have nothing to do with it.

- You kicked me. - No, no, no.

I kicked you because I didn't want to ruin the joke.

Dude, you're so uptight. Relax!

It's a ----ing joke... - It was a joke.

- About water vodka! - And we were just

having a good time.

- Dude, it's so crazy.

- Sutton, you've got to let things go.

- Dude!

Sutton is highly insecure.

- I am a grown woman. I am not doing this.

- Then act like one.

- If it's not about her or if she's not included,

she thinks that she's somehow the victim of something.

- I'm trying to go to bed. - No.

We're gonna sit down and we're gonna talk.

- Great, let's talk about the practical joke.

- She should win an oscar for being a drama queen.

- There was a joke happening at the table.

Am I right?

Who was in on the joke?

Who was in on the joke? Raise your hand.

♪ ♪

who was in on the joke? Raise your hand.

- I'm in on the joke. - Who was in on the joke?

Raise your hand.

All of you, but me. That's not nice.

- Can I just say something?

- Yeah. - Yes.

- We were in on the joke.

- I didn't know what was happening.

- Wait, hold on.

- Kyle did not know. - Okay, so she didn't know.

She, the detective, figured it out.

- Ooh! - But then we found out

towards the end of the dinner

that you guys were doing your own thing.

We didn't know!

Can I just say it? - They were punking each other.

- Pew!

My head has blown off.

I don't know how this has become as complicated

as it's become, but it has.

- So I go to garcelle. I said,

"oh, my god. The girls are drinking water."

and she goes, "kathy's drinking water."

- [laughs]

- I saw dorit do it, and I was like,

I go, "my god, dorit.

That's amazing." - we were with dorit.

- The fact kathy thought I downed a real martini is,

like, fabulous in my book.

She goes, "girl, do you wanna do it?

It's funny," and that's what happened.

It's always good to prank the prankster.

- So we get in the car, and we start kind of openly

talking about her about to punk you guys.

- Right. - But she--and she and I knew

that you guys were doing the same thing.

And then I kicked you like, "don't talk about this

"because I don't want kathy to know

that the other girls were drinking water."

so she could do the punk and then you guys punk her back.

- Hilarious. Yeah, I know, like--

- that's why I kicked you, 'cause I thought you knew.

- It was just a joke. - I didn't know.

- You lost your mind about it.

- I've never had a friend go--

I've never had that.

- Okay. Well, it's a first then.

- I cannot.

- You're a ridiculous human being, I'm sorry.

Jesus! It's exhausting.

- [sighs]

- being told that I was a "ridiculous person"

wasn't the nicest thing.

- I'm sorry.

Move on. I said I'm sorry.

- Okay. Nice apology.

- Crystal's being a little tough on sutton,

but sutton and I didn't hit it off right away either.

I think sometimes, people just rub you the wrong way.

- Y'all, come on. I can't do this.

I really can't. I gotta go to bed.

- For them right now, their energy is not vibing.

Sutton is just proving to me that she's the kind of person

that I thought she was last night.

You cannot rationalize with irrational people.

- I'm telling you right now as your friend,

you're being overly sensitive. Look at me.

----Ing pay attention to me. - I--okay.

♪ ♪

- well, I think you and I can go to bed.

- Good night. - Good night!

♪ ♪

- oh, my god. Like--

but, like, she's a little batsh-- crazy.

Yeah, it's really sad.

- Why did you kick crystal, though?

- I didn't kick anybody!

- Oh, I thought somebody said-- - but why did you hurt her?

- She was kicking me under the seat.

- Oh, she kicked you. - Just, like, a little?

- She wasn't kicking me. - Right, right.

But that was a far way to kick. - Okay.

- She must have long legs. - [laughs]

- you were all the way up there and she's here?

- It was in the van, you fool.

And you know what I'm gonna go do?

- 'cause that's what girlfriends do for girlfriends.

- That's right.

- Crystal, are you up?

[knocking]

♪ ♪

- next time on the "real housewives

of beverly hills"...

- The bird is, like, gonna poop on us.

[all shouting]

- no! It wants my chanel beanie, guys.

- Oh!

[both screaming]

- guys, this is fun!

- You have shown me nothing but you're an untrustworthy person.

- You don't even know me. - I don't know you,

but all that you've shown me is crazy.

- Okay. - You became the ring leader.

- You're right. I did the wrong thing.

I was trying to reach her. - We can agree on that.

- You came in my room... - Then gave you your coat.

- I was naked. - Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.

- It was so creepy and weird.

♪ ♪

[cell phone chimes]

- what? - What is going on?

- Did you have any idea?

- No. - I had no idea.

- It's erika, so, she had to do it like this.

She couldn't tell anybody.

- What the hell?